It's not Christmas yet but what the heck
(Hallmark obikin au where we wonder what happens when the female protagonist dumps her fiance at the end of the movie to be with her childhood boyfriend)
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The flight had been delayed. Because of course it had. Why wouldn't there be delays in a small ass town in the middle of bum fuck nowhere?
Anakin slumps in his seat. It's uncomfortable as shit and he needed to pee but God forbid he give it up. The lady across him has been eyeing him for the past hour and he'd die before letting her have it. All the other chairs and benches have been taken. He doesn't care how much she wants it, he deserves to sit in a stupid, horrible chair after the past few days.
Who dumps someone on Christmas eve? Who does that?? Anakin had only wanted to surprise Padme. He'd taken off work to fly out to her old hometown. Yet when he gets there she's apparently been hanging out with her ex and now she doesn't even want to get married?! His head is still spinning from it all.
He feels like he's been through the week from hell. At least he didn't have to work tomorrow. He could just focus on drowning all his sorrows away.
He shifts uncomfortably, his bladder pressing against him. He's not sure how much longer he can last without needing to relieve himself. He's read somewhere that holding it in too long was bad for you. Oh god, was he about to give himself a UTI? Wouldn't that be the fucking cherry on top?
Just as Anakin is about to get up and let the demon woman steal his seat, a gentleman walks by. He looks rather dejected. A forlorn look adorns his face. His coat was hanging off his shoulders and it looked like he'd missed a button or two on his shirt while getting dressed.
"Hey buddy?" Anakin calls out.
The man stops and looks up.
"Would you mind holding my seat? I gotta pee and I don't want anyone else taking it."
The man might just as well keep the chair for himself. But Anakin is willing to take his chances with this newcomer than the Karen over there. Fellow bros gotta stick together and all that. At least he hopes.
"Oh, uh, yes alright."
The British accent tingles delightfully through his ears. Anakin shakes the feeling off. Perhaps he was more lonely than he thought.
"Thanks! I'll only be a minute!"
He rushes off to the bathroom as the British man sits down. Or, more like he crumples into the seat. His shoulders slump even more than before. God he looked like someone had just died. Part of him feels horrible for thinking it, but Anakin was kind of glad he wasn't the only one having a bad day.
After he pees, Anakin checks himself in the bathroom mirror. He didn't look as bad as the British man, but he did look as irritable as he felt. His hair was uncombed and his mouth seemed to be in a perpetual scowl. He's sure the unbearable sadness will set in at any moment. But mostly he's still in shock. Still angry and confused.
He comes back out and thanks the man. The man makes to get up and leave but Anakin stops him with a hand.
"Actually–" he cannot believe he's about to do this. "You can have it. You look like you're having an even rougher go than me."
The airport was packed even if it was a small town. Or perhaps because of it. Either way it was every man for himself out there.
"Thank you. That's very kind."
Anakin shrugs. "Tis the season."
The man gives a half hearted smile. Anakin is about to grab his luggage and go find a bar when the man stops him.
"What did you mean before?" He asks. "You said I looked like I was having a tougher day than you."
The man is a total stranger. Anakin isn't normally in the business of airing out his laundry but it's not like there was much else to do right now. Plus the guy asked, so what was the harm? Still, Anakin hesitates.
"It's uh, it's a pretty crazy story actually."
"I've got time. My flight doesn't leave for another two hours."
Anakin nods. "Yeah good luck with that. They delayed mine twice already. I think they're just putting off the inevitable before announcing it's canceled."
The man winces. "Goodness, you think we might be here all night?"
"It's a possibility. The weather isn't looking too good right now. But that's what happens when you travel during December I guess."
The man hums. "Yes, quite right."
They grow quiet again.
"Sooo," Anakin starts, "How'd you end up here anyway?"
The man looks even sadder if that was even possible. Anakin is suddenly sorry he asked. He quickly backtracks. For some reason he didn't like seeing this stranger so upset. His face looked like one that was built for laughing.
"I came to surprise my fiance." Anakin blurts out. The man looks up. "I took a week off to come visit her. She's in town because she grew up here and she's visiting relatives."
"Oh, that sounds lovely."
"She dumped me this morning. Apparently she met up with her childhood crush and they hit it off."
The man pales. "Goodness that's…I'm so sorry."
Anakin rubs his face. "Yeah it's–well yeah."
The man waits a moment. The awkwardness stretches. Then a chuckle. It's so small Anakin almost doesn't catch it. He blinks. There it was again. Another little laugh.
That's what he got for pouring his heart out to a stranger.
"I apologize, I just," the man covers his mouth to smother his laughter. "I also came to surprise my fiance. She told me she wasn't in love with me anymore last night."
Anakin stares, floored to the spot.
"No shit?"
He winces. That didn't sound like a very appropriate response.
The man sighs and runs a hand through his auburn hair. It looked really thick. Like really nice hair.
"I'm sorry." Anakin tries again. Yes, much better response. "Guess this town is cursed, huh?"
The man laughs again and this time Anakin cannot help but join him. What a pair they made.
"Wait hold on, why was your fiance here? Did she grow up here too?"
God was <em>everyone</em> from this town?!
"No, she's not from here. Her Great Aunt recently died and she left Satine, my fiance, an old house in the will. Satine's always been charmed by small towns. She wanted to fix it up to be a Bed and Breakfast."
"Huh, that's…alright then."
Silence falls again. Anakin runs his foot over the airport carpet, not knowing what to say anymore.
"She actually, ah," the man clears his throat. "She was telling me about the local fudge shop her first day here. The owner there was charming. Too charming apparently."
Anakin's eyes widen. He'd seen that guy too. Losing his fiance to a childhood crush was one thing. Losing them to a complete stranger was another thing entirely.
"How long was she even in town for?"
"Five days," the man says.
Anakin inhales through his teeth. Damn that sucked.
"It wasn't actually as sudden as you'd believe." The man offers. "In truth our relationship has been in the rocks for months. We could never quite pick a date for the wedding. I suppose I was just in denial about it. I refused to see the signs."
Anakin feels like patting the man's shoulder but he's not sure how well the older man would take it. Brits were weird about contact. At least he thinks? He read that somewhere probably.
Anakin wonders what the signs had been in his own relationship. He can't recall any. Was he really that blind? Had Padme been unhappy and searching for a way to tell him?
The man sighs deeply. "This trip was supposed to bring us closer together. Not further apart."
"Cursed, I tell you," Anakin says. "I mean, my fiance was only here for like a week before I came to surprise her. Who falls in love in a week?"
"I know right?!"
Overhead there is an announcement of another delay. The man groans.
"Lemme guess, that one was yours?"
"Unfortunately." Then he mumbles to himself. "I didn't want to stay here a minute more."
Tell him about it. Anakin wants as far away from this place as possible. But it looked like they would need to find lodging after all.
"Don't think I can get my room back at the airbnb." Anakin muses aloud. "Tomorrow's Christmas. Everyone's booked."
The man hums. "I could probably call the hotel and get my room back." He looks up at Anakin. "If you're willing to spend Christmas with a sad old man, you're welcome to come with me."
Anakin's lips quirk up into a smile. "That doesn't sound so bad. Got any liquor?"
"We'll pick some up on the way."
Anakin is already grabbing his luggage. "Lead the way then. I'm Anakin by the way."
The man smiles. Damn, he really did look good like that. Blue eyes sparkling and shit.
"Obi-Wan," he says. "Pleased to meet you."
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There was only one bed. In hindsight it made sense, it was supposed to be Obi-Wan and his fiance staying here. But the couch was a pull-out so they're fine as far as sleeping arrangements go.
They break out the alcohol the second they get through the door. Anakin turns on the TV to a bad Christmas movie and they take turns poking fun at it. Midnight rolls around sooner than either of them realize. They toast to an odd friendship.
"May we never, ever come back to this town!"
Their glasses clink together.
"I'll drink to that, my friend."
Anakin didn't get drunk very often, but he thinks he can make an exception. Obi-Wan seemed like the business upstanding type of guy that only indulged in red wine. Seemed they were both doing things they normally didn't do.
Slowly but surely Anakin feels himself getting drunker. His body buzzes pleasantly and his mouth goes numb. Sometime around 3 am he starts talking about Padme. Who better to unload upon than a fellow man in a similar situation?
"I just…just UGH! I hope she has a million children and they–they all end up staying here and never doing anything great with their lives and just living here in the middle of–the middle of nowhere and she's just trapped in a hell of her own making!" Anakin hiccups. "AND that she never gets to leave this town again ever! Not even to travel! She's just trapped forever!"
"Me too!" Obi-Wan slurs. "I hope Satine gets fat on fudge!"
He giggles then. It's pure and high pitched. It makes Anakin laugh too.
He'll regret trash talking Padme in the morning. But for now, he doesn't care.
"That's it. I'm swearing off women. Just dicks from now on."
Obi-Wan lets out a guffaw. Then he hiccups halfway through. It's cute as shit. Has anyone ever told him he was cute? Did Satine used to tell him? Someone needed to let this man know right now.
"I think you're onto something, my good man." Obi-Wan's accent lifts into a caricature of itself. He takes a sip of his empty glass. "No more women!"
The night blurs even more. The hours bleed into one another and soon all turns black.
Anakin blinks his eyes and raises his head. He's on the bed, Obi-Wan snoring beside him. Huh, they must have passed out at some point. Through the window blinds he can see daylight peeking in.
He looks over at the couch. He should probably move. Let Obi-Wan have the bed back. He looks back down. Their arms were entangled. At some point during the night Obi-Wan had reached out and threaded their hands together. Anakin's heart squeezes. He looked so adorable like this. Anakin lays back down and closes his eyes, breathing the other man in. The loss of Padme hurt less like this. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad.
He wonders how long they would be stuck in town for. He wonders when the storm will pass. And whether or not the town's strange Christmas magic would work one last matchmaking miracle.
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