#bottom guillermo
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Note
Nandor likes to fuck Guillermo to the rhythm of his heartbeat
-
48 notes
·
View notes
Text
18+ wwdits post
I am torn between bratty, power bottom, eager to please, pathetic, pain kink nandor and big strong slayer memo or sensitive virgin guillermo and experienced relentless Nandor
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
all im saying is that Laszlo loudly declares himself the King of Bottoms and then immediately takes Guillermo under his wing

#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#guillermo de la cruz#laszlo cravensworth#bitch knows whats up#wwdits characters ranked by how well they speak bottom:#laszlo: can speak 15 different languages as long as they’re all bottom#guillermo: speaks almost exclusively in bottom but knows a few swears in switch#colin robinson: fluent but will only speak it with a dutch accent#nandor: tries his best but his pronunciation is shit. can never finish a conversation w/ it. and will go decades forgetting how to speak it#nadja: has very little patience with the language but knows all the curses and how to ask for directions#actually precious watching an old bottom see a fresh baby gay come into his own and is like:#“ima teach him how to catch dick”#liKe laszlo's whole deal was to backtrack guillermo's turning and convince nandor to do it#so you literally cannot convince me his whole plan was in truth to get guillermo absolutely railed#i rest my case your honor
55 notes
·
View notes
Text
just wanna show off... all of them are top nandor/bot guillermo
ive dug through their couple tag for the last couple of days (12 days ago to be exact), right now im at page 108 so maybe there might be more that will be added later
ngl but i read so much in one day (on 10/17 i read somewhere 21 works ~125k words) that i started questioning myself if im okay or not
#bottom guillermo de la cruz#top nandor the relentless#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#nandor x guillermo
7 notes
·
View notes
Text

idk how to feel abt this
#wwdits#doctor who#good omens#tenth doctor#what we do in the shadows#david tennant#guillermo de la cruz#nandermo#bottoms movie#yellowjackets#alien movie#blur band#damon albarn#meet the artist
20 notes
·
View notes
Text
IM WATCHING THE FIRST EPISODE OF WWDITS S5 AND NADJA’S STAR DRESS !!!!!! HER STAR DRESS OMG.
#and lazlo calling himself the king of the bottoms#wwdits#wwdits fx#guillermo de la cruz#wwdits s5#wwdits spoilers#guillermo and derek treating him turning him into a vampire like sex 😭😭
13 notes
·
View notes
Text

"I'm a King of Bottom"
This line IS PERFECT 👌 🤣
And yes Laszlo is a bottom !
#wwdits#wwdits fanart#wwdits guillermo#nandor what we do in the shadows#wwdits laszlo#laszlo cravensworth#king of bottoms#what we do in the shadows#laszlo fan art#what we do in the shadow fanart#nadja of antipaxos
11 notes
·
View notes
Text
Honestly, I would feel worse for disappointing a woman in bed than a man. Like, bitch you have the same equipment, how did you manage to fail at making her cum?
#poppy's thoughts#bisexual problems#i don't have that much experience in sex either way because i was closeted for most of my life and I was also the weirdo#so none of the guys wanted me and even the ones who i did make out with were embarrassed#i am looking at you guillermo#anyways bottom line is i haven't even kissed a girl though i fell in love with one and we did stuff long distance#sorry for the tmi
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
AND NOW I'M WATCHING WWDITS?? I'M MOVING ON FROM THAT TO WHAT WE DO I THE FUCKING SHADOWS??????
2 notes
·
View notes
Text

POV: you’re the town butcher and a bunch of kids just found you flaying one of their moms alive
#this is a scene from a Halloween one shot I wrote/ran for my dnd group#top to bottom it goes Guillermo#Agatha Christie#Katherine (the one with the pink hair and also the one who’s mom is being flayed)#Griffin/Alvis (he has DID)#and Baljeet#they’re all high schoolers except Guillermo who was trying to kill them but then saw the situation they were in and went this is messed up#and just stuck around#Agatha is an NPC that was basically just how I did exposition the whole time lol#call of cthulhu#my art#dippy’s art#digital art
1 note
·
View note
Text
Ramin Djawadi - Pacific Rim 2013
Pacific Rim is the tumblr-favourite 2013 American science fiction monster film directed by Guillermo del Toro, starring Charlie Hunnam, Idris Elba, Rinko Kikuchi, Charlie Day, and Ron Perlman. The film is set in the future, when Earth is at war with the kaiju, colossal sea monsters which have emerged from an interdimensional portal on the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. To combat the monsters, humanity unites to create the Jaegers, gigantic humanoid mechas, each controlled by two co-pilots whose minds are joined by a mental link.
The film's score was composed by Ramin Djawadi, with guest musician Tom Morello featuring on several tracks. The orchestra for the soundtrack consisted of over 100 musicians. Guillermo del Toro selected Djawadi based on his work on Prison Break, Iron Man, and Game of Thrones, stating: "His scores have a grandeur, but they have also an incredible sort of human soul." The soundtrack peaked at number 7 on the US Billboard Top Soundtracks.
87,1% are drift-compatible!
youtube
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
i cant believe its canon that nandor has been edging guillermo for 6 years fkjhdkjhgkjds
Support me on Patreon!
(ID in alt and under cut)
ID: 1. Waist up of Nandor and Guillermo from the finale, standing in Nandor's warmly lit crypt after Nandor describes why he will be glad when the cameras are gone. They are standing practically chest to chest, Guillermo looking up at Nandor through his lashes with a besotted and hopeful smile. He asks, "And how about...one of the other reasons?" Nandor glances down at him impassively, head held high. 2. Zoom in to shoulders up as Nandor leans down into Guillermo's space, planting his left hand on the wall behind him and tipping Guillermo's chin up with the first two fingers of the other. With a small, teasing smile and hooded eyes, Nandor hums thoughtfully in response. Guillermo's eyes drop to Nandor's mouth, cheeks flushed and still-smiling lips parting slightly in preparation. 3. Zoom in to just the bottom half of their faces. Nandor's right hand has moved to Guillermo's cheek, pressing gently into the soft skin there and pulling at his bottom lip with his thumb. Their mouths are barely an inch apart now and Nandor's is open in a silent hiss of pleasure, the tip of his tongue sliding out between his fangs to taste the air like a snake. 4. Zoom out to waist up as Nandor suddenly breaks away and flips around with a grin, tossing one hand carelessly in the air as he walks away from Guillermo towards the viewer. He says flippantly, "Actually, you know, that's it." Behind him, Guillermo startles out of seduction mode, fists clenched at his sides, and stares after Nandor with a shocked grin frozen on his red face. He internally shouts, "Tease!!" /end ID
#wwdits#wwdits s6 spoilers#wwdits finale#nandermo#mlm#guillermo de la cruz#nandor the relentless#what we do in the shadows#what we do in the shadows fx#my art#fanart#image described
745 notes
·
View notes
Text
Not only that, it's apart of Guillermo's character development in my opinion. At the end he finally put himself first and who knows? Are we also forgetting that Laszlo exists????? He isnt clear with his identity (which I love personally) but he is also openly not straight.
People saying that What We Do in the Shadows is queer baiting is like saying you can't take a shit cause you have no toilet paper when you have a roll right next to you. Clearly you cannot see what's right infront of you. It's not queerbating just because two characters didn't end up together, especially if one of them is a openly gay man.
#king of bottoms he says#laszlo cravensworth#collin robinson#what we do in the shadows#nandor the relentless#guillermo de la cruz
10 notes
·
View notes
Text


Italy's 'King of the Short Kings' Alfonse Lombardi remains undefeated for the 8th year in a row, but only just this time. He defeated England's Gary Cotterill with 2 submissions to 1, but it was an extremely close fought fight, which was even declared 'Fight of the week' at that years Wrestlefest. A brutal technical masterclass, these two really beat the shit out of each other. There will definitely be a rematch next year. Will Alfonse's reign finally come to an end?


Irelands Connor Maguire (left) brutally squashed Scotland's Hamish O'Sullivan in a 1 hour pro beatdown of EPIC proportions. O'Sullivan was clearly unprepared for the onslaught that was bestowed on him. Maguire did not let up the entire time, absolutely demolishing his opponent. His cock rock hard throughout the match. This fight was voted 'Squash of the week' that year. Practically the entire audience were jerking off watching this one.


Spain's Guillermo Costa defeated Ireland's Eamon Kane with a camel sleeper KO, after 20 mins. Costa desperately wants a title shot against Alfonse or a Tag match with his lover Aldo (bottom left) against Alfonse and his Lover Matteo (bottom right).
Aldo and Matteo will face off later in the week in a boots only naked chain match.


Colorado Springs 1990 - 2010. Part 3
WRESTLE FEST - BEAR WEEK.
THE SHORT KINGS. Maybe these smaller men, all 5'5" or below have a complex about their height and feel they need to impress the bigger men, because the really tear each other apart in the ring, and are usually the best technical and most vicious wrestlers of every Wrestlefest.
Daddy Bears, Muscle Bears, Cubs, Otters who love to Pro Wrestle, come from around the world for one week every year to beat the shit out of each other. And FUCK.
Some of the wrestlers boast all year in community forums, challenging each other, talking trash how they're going to destroy their opponents, and what they will do to them once they've defeated them. Often the rivalries become so intense that anticipation for some of the matches is at fever pitch, and it's standing room only in the larger cabins where the rings have been set up for the wrestling.
The couples pro tag fights always draw a large crowd too, especially on the Friday night, where the losing tag teams, not only get fucked by the winners, but by anyone else in the audience who paid the additional $100 for a ringside seat. The stakes are high.
#beefy muscle#pro wrestling#vintage pro wrestling#gay wrestling#wrestling singlet#beefy daddy#big beefy bears
75 notes
·
View notes
Text
Change of plans! Where will Dulce end up now?
Start from the beginning (Gen 2)
Previous | Next
Transcript
GUILLERMO: They’re in!!!
MATTHEW: Now we have to watch all the other footage like hawks. Don’t blink.
GUILLERMO: But I have chronic dry eye.
[Dulce looks through the dresser.]
DULCE: Aha! These may appear to be empty, but I know about false-bottom drawers!
[Antonio taps on the.. bedside table (?)]
ANTONIO: How does one open this?
DULCE: Okay, no false-bottom drawers... but this frame looks suspicious. There could be a hidden safe behind it!
ANTONIO: Find anything?
DULCE: [Pouts] No. Just this receipt for Korean BBQ that I found under the bed. I’m hungry now.
GUILLERMO: My eyes are so dry [says wearily.]
MATTHEW: Oh good, they managed to open the bedside tables.
DULCE: Nothing in here. Good thing he seems to live alone. There are a lot of rooms, but they should be mostly empty.
ANTONIO: Right. Next destination.
[Dulce talks into earpiece.]
DULCE: Fuego. We are ready for the next location. Is the coast clear?
MATTHEW: Affirmative. Upon exiting, go to your left. The door to the garage will be in the hallway behind the staircase.
[Matthew talks into earpiece.]
MATTHEW: Everyone looks wasted already. You should be able to slip past them.
DULCE: Perfect.
ANTONIO: Stay close.
[Dulce nods.]
[Blaring music.]
DULCE: These people are so close to the hallway entrance now.
[Dulce gets caught in the crowd and is being shoved the opposite way.]
DULCE: Oh shit!
#dulce alegria#oc mlt: antonio alegria#matthew fyres#guillermo medina#tjolc gen 2#sims 4#alegria legacy#matchalovertrait#tjol challenge#ts4#the sims 4#tjolc#sims#sims 4 legacy
95 notes
·
View notes
Text
Genuinely curious about what the people who didn't like wwdits finale wanted from it. for everything to change overnight when the whole time the point this show is trying to make is that everything is a cycle that leaves you exactly where you started? For Nandor to suddenly overcome his 800 years of emotional repression overnight? For Guillermo to magically realize his dependency on his relationship with his vampire master is actually extremely destructive? (and he has been doing that, slowly but something always happens that makes him change his mind. like i said: its all a cycle) the thing is, this show has always been a dark comedy. All the characters are toxic and have become completely detached to their human side. And the one who hasn't, Guillermo, is always laughed at for being that way. This was always how it was going to end. The only other ending we see, is a vision from Nadja's cruel mind and even in that dream nandermo are only together because Nandor isn't all fucked up from being a vampire. Bottom line is there's nothing wrong in admitting that it was just a dark and fucked up tv show that we like because it was dark and fucked up.
#i mean i do think this whole season left a lot to be desired and there definitely couldve been some more effort from the creators#but like#even if it was perfect it wouldn't have been like how some of yall wanted#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#nandor the relentless#guillermo de la cruz
103 notes
·
View notes