#bout to cry ong

[doinggreat]

Bestie Bad bunny and Kendall are apparently hanging out again 😭 no happiness on 2 fronts huh

2024 is the worst year

[starstruckmoony]

style.

masterlist

pairing - sirius black x fem!reader

summary - you and sirius start dating after accidentally running into each other at a concert but confirm nothing (till now), just to watch everyone lose their shit online.

trope/tags - band/celeb!au, instagram/social media!au, modern!au, fluff, terrible humour

word count - 1k

warnings - language

part 1 / part 2 / part 3

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starmanblack shades

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yourusername cigarette*

starmanblack ok duolingo

yourusername smash tbh

starmanblack not you copying my comment

yourusername i don't have the rizz it takes to come up with something original

starmanblack ain't no way you just said that

prongsyboy stop stealing people's glasses 😤

starmanblack never

vance_emm i'm like ragingly gay but you're kinda cute

starmanblack this is why you're my favourite lesbian

mmmckinnon TRAITOR

mmmckinnon it's not too late to delete this

starmanblack get out of my comment section

user828181 address the rumours sirius

user000423 run me over with your car i promise i'll pay for the damages 🙏

user627477 YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN US ANY ANSWERS

user999653 i'm perfect wife material, just saying

user424227 y'all realise that he's less likely to address the rumours if we keep being annoying 💀

user209996 nah fr he's gonna start hating us all

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yourusername never would have though that my shows in dublin would be the craziest ones out of all but you guys actually delivered and i couldn't be happier! 💕 these past three nights were absolutely insane and i can't wait to be back (and i may or may not have already booked a few venues 😩) PLUS someone got proposed AND I DIDN'T EVEN SEE 😭 so if any of you beautiful people who were there have the video my dms are open for business lmao 🙏💞

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starmanblack apparently the proposal happened right next to me 💀

yourusername BABE HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE?

starmanblack CAUSE YOU WERE BETTER THAN THE PROPOSAL

starmanblack my guitar ate as always

yourusername she's even signed 😱

starmanblack slay 😝

yourusername GO TO SLEEP OMG

starmanblack say it to my face 😤

xeno_lovegood i had so much fun

yourusername i'm smiling so hard rn

pete__ sirius is a certified simp because how do you miss a proposal that's happening next to you?

mmmckinnon it's because he's both sirius and a simp petey

prongsyboy sirius doing sirius things 🤣

user552520 dunno bout y'all but i got my confirmation tonight

user073789 YOU WERE SO GOOD OH MY GOD

user843632 i'm so lonely the proposal made me cry

user439546 love me some sappy shit fr

user674848 this was un fucking real no joke

user993455 SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE RUMOURS I'M BEGGING

user200017 learn to read between the lines lol

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yourusername date night ⭐

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starmanblack pretty dress

yourusername why thank you

starmanblack my stomach feels funny from all that wine

yourusername my precious toilet 😭

marymacdonald gorgeous!!!

yourusername i was impersonating you

vance_emm AND SHE SAYS SHE HAS NO RIZZ

ev.rosier am i about to get fired?

yourusername of course not, you're my second favourite person

starmanblack i'm first

pandorasbox my friends are all so beautiful ��

yourusername us hot people stick together 😌

pandorasbox ONG

user329295 sirius is so lucky

user400128 i've never been more jealous of a man

user006272 IS THIS OUR CONFIRMATION?

user883265 mother is mothering

user306084 THE STAR

user243123 if this is another sike istg

user727211 I THINK IT'S NOT A DRILL ANYMORE

user492932 Y/N WE JUST NEED A SIMPLE YES OR NO DON'T DO THIS TO US

starmanblack

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starmanblack platonic snog

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yourusername people just don't appreciate friendships nowadays 🙄

starmanblack it's just so so sad 😣

yourusername i have better photos of us 👹

starmanblack strongly disagree

yourusername you don't wanna make this a competition

marymacdonald my mum said friends don't do that

starmanblack mama macdonald may be onto something

r.a.black affection 🤮

starmanblack i thought you unfollowed me?

r.a.black i did but i like lurking around here

starmanblack fan behaviour

rjlupin best friend things

prongsyboy HEY I'M HIS BEST FRIEND

rjlupin you were supposed to play along

user020226 MOTHER OF GOD IS THIS REAL

user366232 HDJQJDJQDJQ MY DELUSIONS WEREN'T DELUSIONS

user500447 you still need therapy

user432777 AIN'T NO WAY

user718710 I DIED DEAD.

user907015 GADHQHDQUDJQXJQDJQ I CAN'T FUCKING CATCH MY BREATH

user138282 are you still alive?

user907015 NO

user882446 this and platonic don't go together sirius 🙄

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yourusername pda is afraid of him

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starmanblack FINE you have better photos

yourusername see? that wasn't so hard to admit!

starmanblack i actually won in life

yourusername damn right you did

starmanblack celeb_gossip losing their minds rn

yourusername the kettle is B R E W I N G 🥵🫖🤩👀😳☕😝😻

bartyyy I KNEW BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE HAHA

yourusername well you're the favourite child...

lily_evans kinda illegal how you're both so hot

casmeadowes i've been saying!!!

cissy_blck REG'S SISTER IN LAW 😭

bellatrixieb he's one lucky man

r.a.black lucky isn't exactly the right word but okay

user737729 OH MY FUCKING SHIT

user632444 MY ACTUAL PARENTS

user536272 NOT ME NOT BEING DELULU

user292920 swifities can't relate

user155161 WALBURGA LIKED THIS HELP ME

user993929 narcissa is so real LMFAOOO

user032386 THAT SHOULD BE ME (idk which person i want to be more)

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yourusername happy birthday to this idiot who i unfortunately love very much 💕

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starmanblack tragic how i love you back

yourusername absolutely

starmanblack rizz god since 12

yourusername are you still 12?

lily_evans got me tearing up over here

yourusername awwww 🥺

rjlupin you should have used that one photo where he was on the potty

starmanblack WHY ARE YOU LETTING THEM KNOW THAT EXISTS?

rjlupin denying it would have worked yk

casmeadowes i woke up to this 💀

starmanblack good

mmmckinnon mondays.

user939355 THE CAT

user019661 i'm making this my profile picture

user763772 tell him i said happy birthday

user195666 imagine having someone say they love you so publicly ha ha ha ha ha

user244488 fuck being single fr

user328911 NO BUT THIS IS KINDA CUTE 😭

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[dilfl0v3rss]

hi coco, i want you to be honest w me and tell me if im in the wrong. So me and this boy, we're exes, but we got back together after a year of not dating, anyways i been hearing shit about him entertaining other bitches dah dah dah and obviously i questioned him about it, and this nigga just be crying to me telling me about how pp always b making rumors on his name, so i said okay and we moved pass that. Like a month passed after that right, tell me why my friend sent me a screenshot, that came off of his story that he BLOCKED me from seeing. and mind youuu she wasn't the one that screenshotted it, it was the other girl that idk about talm bout 'oh her man making her so mad rn.', and believe that shit had me heated. In the screnshot, it was him and these two girls, one of the girls was hugging him from BEHIND, and the caption said 'ye dawg.'SO i texted him, and i said 'yo, are you seeing other ppl?' he gon come talk bout no, why am i asking this and how weird the question, and i told him if he is he should tell me so we can end this now bcs ian rlly wanna waste my time and he continously told me no he's not seeing anyone else, so i send him the fucking picture. This dude is gonna come text my bomboclaat phone bout, "(girls name)" with a fucking rock emoji. so i said okay, bcs if i said anything else it woulda been very fucking disrespectful. then this nga proceeds to ask me if the person sent the picture personally, and istg coco i nearly sent him up under his mother, so i said yes. he say 'ohh make sense.' so i say cool. now he text me like five minutes later, "oh i need a break, tired." so i liked the motherfucking message bcs how the fuck do you need a break after you got caught lacking? and when i did ask him why he blocked me from the post, he's dogdging the question like bitch??

this whole thing just gave me flashbacks ong. the first red flag was the crying. i stg every time a nigga doing some weird shit and feel like shit ab to hit the fan he start crying and acting like the whole world against him. that nigga a whole weirdo fr and it’s time for him to goooo. if he dodging the question he gotta be doing and posting some shit that’ll cost y’all relationship and if it’s that deep then its time to dead that shit wit him and let the bitches have him fr fr. they gon lose em how they get em anyways!!

[lossantosdaily]

RAPPER 420KUWAP FACES MORE LEGAL TROUBLE

It seems as though the 22-year-old rising artist has negativity all around him. Just last week, Cultural News for SA reported that Kuwap's uncle was killed at a gas station, and the week before that, Kuwap was bailed out of jail only for him and his friend to get caught allegedly sexually harassing a female officer. This week sadly isn't any different.

Kuwap's stepfather Terran Bennet was reportedly killed after a song lyric by Kuwap in his latest song with the incarnated PK Rolla called "Be On Business" went viral which sparked minor controversy within the urban area of Los Santos.

"N***as Be Crying Bout They Papi Tho (Slow it for four) ya'll gone be shedding tears when ya momma gone (just stop it bro) I got tied with big M that's the afia (Fuck the Mafia) Irishmen in my cup that's who I'm smoking on (ya know he wrong)"

Carlton Tate, a former member of the known Mafia Organization 'Ferro' said that Kuwap made a big mistake and that people aren't too happy about it. 9 hours after the song was released, Kuwap's house was shot up whilst Kuwap was inside with his mother, baby sister, and grandfather. Nobody was injured, but Kuwap's car was damaged in the shooting.

2 days later, Kuwap responded back saying:

"Ay, look for all ya'll pussy boys wanting attention. Just know what heat ya'll coming with cause 420 ave 420 on dolph and 420 on my momma ya'll the mafia pussy as shit and it's just a lil play fire ya'll calm ya'll ass down for someone die up in this bitch for real, send they ass to heaven on God."

Two days later, after posting this, Kuwap's stepfather would be killed near a Sunday church service with 3 other people getting shot and killed along with him. Kuwap was not at the scene. Kuwap was not at the scene. A day after the shooting, LCPD found 2 suspects and one of them was a mafia associate and surprisingly one of Kuwap's closest friends "420XxAiver".

On the night before the shooting, Kuwap posted on his Snapmatic story a picture of him and XXaiver and the caption read "gave $20k 2 tha bro 2 handle the job...shits finna get wicked ong"

Fans started to suspect that Kuwap may have had something to do with his stepfather's murder, but Kuwap denied it and lashed out on his fans who accused him of doing it. But, it gets even weirder after Kuwap's mother said that after the news broke out about her new husband's murder, Kuwap just started to smile and "laugh like a maniac"

She also said that he went to the club after the news broke, and didn't show any remorse at Terran's funeral. LCPD announced that they will be investigating Kuwap to see if he had anything to do with it. Kuwap already faces charges from earlier this year after a failed robbery of his rival gang "BrickHouseMafia" You can read the article on this here.

We will keep you updated.

[jaehwanornothing]

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[frogtanii]

Not me but anon and I bout to square tf up with whoever it was. You didn’t intentionally exclude POC readers, and I understand feeling left out, but you wanted to put a picture in and that’s the one you found. It was an accident on your part and you shouldn’t feel bad about it. - Noya Senpai ❤️

ong you do not know how much this means 2 me- i just rlly don’t want anyone to feel bad or excluded while reading my stuff n the fact that someone felt it enough to comment on it was kinda </3 but this is so so sweet n i’m literally crying LMAO ily <3<3

[cheonjaem-blog]

boyfriend! kang daniel

how you meet kang daniel and what kind of boyfriend he is

school!au

so kang daniel is your classmate, and he’s that super popular but also funny person that all the students and teachers love

daniel is always surrounded by a group of fangirls, which naturally results in malicious rumors about how he’s a fuckboy

but daniel is in your math class and he sits right in front of you

at first you kind of had your preconceived opinions about him like “oh shit he’s a fuckboy i ain’t talking to no fuckboy”

but you’ll eventually start talking to him after he forgets his pencil one day and turns around to ask you for one with a pleading smile

and then you guys begin your miraculous friendship which consists of lots of debates about dogs vs cats, and you realize how much of a loser he actually is??

like where’s mr. popular i-play-3-sports guy??

all he talks about is cats, and he always shows you pictures of his cat

you guys start texting and 90% of your texts consists of arguments 

like you’re a dog person but daniel is an aggressive cat advocate

“cats are way cuter than dogs”

“haha bET. who’s gonna be crying on your deathbed? not your goddamn cat bc that unloyal hoe is running off to find the next person to feed him”

daniel’s actually really spacey sometimes 

like once after class when everyone was packing up, his hands fly to his pockets and he digs through his backpack in panic

and you’re just like “what’s wrong??”

and then he wildly looks around and says “i lost my phone”

but he actually gave you his phone to look through his cat pic album like 5 minutes ago and totally forgot

so you just wave his phone in front of his face and give him the “are you an idiot or are you an idiot” look

and he just sheepishly laughs and scratches the back of his head in embarrassment

that’s when you realize how fucking cute his smile is

and your heart is racing a little but you give yourself a pep talk like “no i am not falling for no goddamn fuckboy”

but of course love never goes the way you want it to and suddenly you start noticing that you stopped paying attention in math and started daydreaming about daniel

and one day daniel asks you to tutor him in math since he’s failing and desperately needs to pass the next test in order to not flunk the class

but in this world it’s give and take so you’re like “what’s in it for me”

by this time daniel knows you pretty well and he’s just like “free food + starbucks every day you tutor me”

and you’re thinking like “shit he’s loaded. pls be my sugar daddy”

so you start tutoring him after school at the starbucks across the street

you realize that daniel naturally picks things up right away but that he was just too lazy to study 

50% of the time studying, other 50% arguing 

daniel feels super comfortable with you now and he really appreciates that you see him as just kang daniel not mr. popular

since you go there everyday after school, the barista knows your names and orders already 

and one day the barista goes “you guys are such a cute couple!”

and you’re too shocked to say anything but daniel immediately replies “thank you! we get that a lot” 

after you get your drink, you turn to him and say “wtf was that?? stop joking, you piece of shit” while punching him lightly

but he just laughs and you notice how his eyes crinkle and you can’t help but laugh too 

and then he whispers “but we could be a real thing if you want” and winks

you just laugh at him now bc you assume that he’s just messing around again “i hate you stfu”

but you miss the flash of disappointment in his eyes bc he was kind of testing the waters to see your hypothetical reaction

so now he’s convinced that you don’t like him and is really really disappointed ;;;

the next time you show up to class, he’s seems a little more distant

like he won’t laugh at your stupid jokes as much and you’ll be like “is something wrong,,,” and he’ll just shake his head and brush you off

and this continues for like the next few days so you know something is wrong

but you decide to leave it alone since you respect other people’s privacy (cough cough)

he’ll probably tell you when he’s ready right?

anyways at lunch you’re just chilling with your friends, minding your own business and trying to forget about daniel, but ong seongwoo comes out of nowhere and drags you to the nearest hallway 

and you’re like “woah what’s up”

and he gives you this disapproving mom look 

“did you really just reject daniel?”

“um what the fuck? where did you get this fake news from”

so ong has to explain to your oblivious ass that daniel likes you

but you’re like “um sorry no your jokes are not funny”

better being pessimistic than getting played amirite

and so he literally drags you to daniel who is sitting alone and listening to his emo playlist with his bangs over his eyes looking like a fucking member of my chemical romance or some shit bc the only girl he liked thinks he’s a joke

“tell her already jesus christ stop listening to that goddamn emo shit”

and ong leaves you two alone

you just end up staring at daniel wondering what kind of drugs he took today to end up like this

and then daniel ends up spurting some incomprehensible confession, “sorryireallylikeyouandididntknowwhattodobecauseithoughtyouhated me???”

he kind of turns red and gets embarrassed and really pouty 

but you’re just thinking of how cute he is and how much you really want to poke his cheeks

“wtf did kang daniel just say he likes me” never goes through your head bc you’re a boss ass bitch and everyone fucking loves you okay no need to act surprised

and when you don’t say anything he’s just like “i just ruined our friendship didn’t i”

“um sorry but what’s in it for me” is your response, and you give him a wink 

he immediately looks relieved and starts laughing “free hugs and cuddles and kisses from me”

and daniel is such a sweet boyfriend

like he always notices the littlest things about you and puts you before anything else

loves cuddling and back hugs!!!!

likes resting his head on the crook of your neck

nap time with dan is a thing with lots of cuddling

you wake up all the time wrapped in his arms

v protective,,, makes you walk on the inside of the sidewalk, always holds the umbrella for you, 

gets jealous sometimes and just gets all pouty before you reassure him that there’s nothing to be jealous about

kind of touchy

not afraid of pda

smells like a mix of cinnamon and vanilla

aesthetic coffee shop dates!!!

“reminds me of the place where i fell in love with you”

dogs vs cats argument is still a thing

“okay fine dogs are cute too, but you’re still the cutest” 

y’all are cute you have matching stüssy outfits (daniel’s idea)

blasts exo music 24/7

“daniel pls stop doing the kokobop challenge. we’re in public”

“choGIWA”

“chogiw—e’re breaking up”

“wait no i’m overdosed on your love!!”

biggest exo-l ever

that’s right my type is his favorite pick up line

cute mochi!!!!

like that pink peach thingy with the buck teeth is actually him

when he smiles, his buck teeth show, and it’s honestly so adorable

he wanted to get them fixed but you were like “um no?? how dare you even suggest that”

kind of insecure about his physical appearance sometimes bc of what happened in his past :(

but you assure him that he’s the sexiest mochi ball you’ve ever laid eyes on

okay but you were low key ready to get on the nearest train to busan and jump daniel’s former bullies

no but for real you were ready to clock some bitches 

“what’s their kkt babe imma bout to track them down and make them catch these fucking fists”

“aww you’re so cute :’)”

notices small things about you

buys ice cream for you when you’re sad,

knows all your favorite foods so he can bribe you make you happy :)

overall 10/10 best boyfriend ever 

[daisukijosh]

okay get ready for the conundrum

i love you but you dont love me but were fwb anyways and i love our relationship very very much

okay there’s the basics, here’s where it gets harder

our sex is getting hotter and hotter and i would literally trade nothing in the world for our relationship (aside from. yknow. advancing our relationship more) but you just dont seem to need me after we have sex and i just feel so bad i just want aftercare and,, i want you to hold me and kiss me and tell me i matter even when were not hot n heavy,, but obviously you dont,, were not together, youre just my best friend and sexual partner and stuff, ,, ,,,,,,, ,, ,, but i want to feel needed and i want to show you that i love you and i want everything to just be mutual but you dont love me and its wrong to wish that you did,,,, i dont k now why you dont //? i wish i could change myself to make myself more lovable to you and , ,, i . look here’s where it gets really hard, ,,/// i love you like so much that i want to go steady ,, i ,, i havent felt that or said that in so long. ive been thinking in a one night stand mentality for like four years. ive been thinking that ill never get married and that ill never have kids and ill never get slowed down for anything or anyone but , ,,,, i love you///// and that feeling isnt going away and some nights i just bang away at my thighs, screaming, wishing that this is the world where you love me back. wishing that this is the world where youre my super awesome boyfriend. wishing that this is the world where we get married against all odds and we disappoint your parents and we run away to a weird corner of the world and maybe even adopt some kids some day and have the most oddball, perfect world relationship ever. ,,,, ,,  we would be so cute  bu t,, you just want to marry a girl.,,  , you just want to find a time in your life to become normal and settle down and have biological kids and  , ,,, i dont know why im thinking about this weird world where we go all the way because. you dont even love me right now,. . i know that you care about me but you cant say that you love me and  i just,. . I,. i feel like ,. i dont know., i dont know. this is the conundrum,., i love you but you dont love me but i want you to love me but i love our current relationship and dont wanna ruin anything but im still left crying all the time because a part of me is missing and i want you to love me and  i j ust ,.,,,,,,

wh y a re things so  h ard  ?????? wher e is my   ha ppy ending ????/// wh y  do nt you love me , ,, , why don t you  feel the way i feel a bout you ?? i s s om ething about me unlovable ,,,??  am  i  j u st ugly i  ??   wh ats  wr ong????//? ????

i dont kno w, ,,,  i odnt knwo ,,, ,, i dont wk noow,, ., i d ont know ,.