#boyfriends in law if u will.

[monstrsball]

bokuakakurodai polycule…

[bignasty001]

would u e-date him??

sorry it's blurry. bleh

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

*glances at all the your boyfriend posts on my dash* im calling protective services

[t8oo]

this happens in the columbo world and not the magic lupin world where physics dont matter and lupin probably breaks all the bones in his twiggy body to slide out the prison window bars 😢 (original by @/hausofdecline on twitter)

[shima-draws]

One Piece where everything’s the same except Cora doesn’t die but Law’s still determined to absolutely beat the shit out of Doflamingo anyway. Cut to post Dressrosa where Law gets a VERY frantic phone call from Cora who’s like what the actual FUCK I saw the newspaper this morning you went up against Doffy all by yourself?? You promised me we would do this together you little SHIT do you have any idea how fucking scared out of my MIND I was when I saw the headline and I thought something happened to you, Law I swear to god, and Law’s like yes Cora I went up against him by myself, like HELL I was going to let him lay a single finger on you. And Cora’s like THAT’S MY LINE!!! You’re MY kid and I should be the one protecting YOU!! And Law’s like what with your shitty devil fruit powers? What could you have done? You would have fallen on your ass and gotten hurt or shot or worse and I’d be too fucking worried about you to focus on anything else. And Cora’s like this conversation is NOT over but I’m so so glad you’re okay. And he starts crying and he’s like oh my GOD Law you know how insane Doffy is I could have lost you. And I wouldn’t have even known until after the fact. And Law goes all quiet and he’s like I know I’m sorry but I could have lost YOU and I couldn’t handle that. I couldn’t. And Cora’s sobbing and he’s like I love you so much Law and Law’s like yeah. I love you too 🥺

Meanwhile the Strawhats witnessed this entire conversation and they’re like. Wow okay that was a lot to unpack. Law’s got a dad and they’re very protective of each other and apparently his dad is Doflamingo’s brother?? And Law literally dismantled Doflamingo’s entire criminal organization and DIDN’T bother telling his dad about it?? No wonder he’s pissed. And they’re also like awwwww we’ve never seen Law so soft and vulnerable before 💕 and Law looks at them and he’s like. You repeat ANY of what you just heard and I WILL kill you. And they’re like ‘Mhmm okay yup we hear you loud and clear. Btw what’s your dad like’ with the BIGGEST shit eating grins and Law’s like Okay! Killing you now!! And proceeds to chase them with his katana

[drinkthebones]

Lucy and the boys' first non-surprise date. Lucy tells them about Mina and Jonathan, happily married BABIES, and gets engaged.

Which is, of course, just a precursor to all of them becoming Arthur's sugar babies.

Part 1

Full Series

[fae-mai]

I’m art blocked rn so I traced pics of my boyfriend and turned him into Lawrence 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[boxwinebaddie]

nina! do you have a rlly weird random hc? <3

okay, this is a little Unhinged…

buuut did i tell y’all about the brief post!rm super best friend model era jersey hc where chanel invites him to walk for their fall collection at new york fashion week…

…In The Iconic Yérsey Chanel GLASSES?

( while ravenstan and crimson dawn are on their Epic Punk Rock World Tour…

— iN PARIS?!?! )

[sebbyisland]

if tumblr had polls in 2015 I know iwaoi would have never lost in round 3 of a ship poll. How easily we forget our roots

[jenoutof10]

jen my brother in arms, my fellow rinturn soldier, reo's other lover, and now my nagi lover nemesis, i've read your ornament in my tree ヽ(o´3`o)ﾉ

it was so lovely meeting you too even tho you make fun of me most of the time stop calling me boomer i literally made an instagram just to prove you wrong (see the lengths i would go to spite you) you're lucky i love you plenty ( ｀Д´)/

its ok mimi i love you and all your boomerness...

[sentofight]

♡ (YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND REQUEST IT FOR LYN, LUCINA [for doot-in-law reasons], AND KULA [for friend reasons] AS WELL BECAUSE WHY NOT.)

●●○○○ | ATTRACTION ●●○○○ | AFFECTION ●●●●○ | INTEREST ●○○○○ | LOYALTY ●●●○○ | TRUST

"Zechariah? He's an interesting person. A man of few words, and direct. He reminds me of an old friend, though Rath is well, is even man of fewer words than Zechariah... huh." it would be a lie if he didn't catch her eye. It would be a shame not to befriend those who can help you grow stronger, right? and Zechariah here is an interesting guy in her eyes--she can learn something or two from him. Mhm.

○○○○○ | ATTRACTION ●●●●● | AFFECTION ●●●●● | INTEREST ●●●●● | LOYALTY ●●●●● | TRUST

"W-well, he is ...Leo's father, but first he is my father's friend. It would be unreasonable to not trust him. I am ever safe whenever he is around with me in the battlefield. I know he have my back, always. And, erm ... I know I can count on him if I, erm... needed help with ... um... relationship advice and such..." twiddles thumbs. he is her designated cookie taster after all. if she is going to bake something for leo, zech gotta try it first (if chrom was not available.)

●●●●● | ATTRACTION ●●●●● | AFFECTION ●●●●● | INTEREST ●●●●● | LOYALTY ●●●●● | TRUST

"Ah! Mister who bought Kula ice cream!! He's weird but ok!" this is absolutely not skewed in favor that he bought her ice cream, what are you questioning her about?????????????????? this is extremely accurate answer even though if she does not fully understand it. yep.

Send ♡ to see what my muse thinks of yours | accepting | @wayward-sword

[reineyday]

sometimes i see posts of steve and max where they call steve "the brother max deserves" and it always irks me a little because billy was the brother max deserved, they just killed him before he could properly show it. 🤦🏻‍♀️

she had a brother, they (the writers) just didnt use him very well. clearly by s3, billy and max were on good enough terms for her to mourn him all the way into s4. her grief and survivor's guilt and the trauma not just from his death but from living in an abusive home and being part of that abusive cycle are the reasons she gets targeted by vecna, and there's an entire episode titled after the letter she writes to him and reads to his gravestone. the last words he ever says are an apology to her.

calling steve the brother she deserves like billy isnt an integral part of her character, like billy isnt worth considering or looking at or like he doesnt exist, like he's somehow a villain that was cast upon max, a punishment she didnt deserve... that aint it. it takes away from their character backgrounds and the nuances held within them imo.

i love steve but the brother max deserves is a living billy, shuttling her around in his camaro and calling her "shitbird" and being like a real brother and sister, the way she wishes for in her letter. i have no doubt that had billy survived starcourt, they would have gotten there. they just chose to let him die instead. :/

[bravewolfvesperia]

🌙 Transgressor Yuri moodboard. 🌙

[mandiemegatron]

wow mandie how come you get THREE boyfriends?

🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 haven't you heard that sharing is caring? It's not my fault the three of them fell for my silly, sexy ass 🤭🤭🤭🤭💖💖💖💖

[petrichorium]

For the record dan feng does it for me way more than dan heng does which is kinda funny bc that animation probs tells us nothing about who dan feng actually was and far more about dan heng’s current mental state. He’s pretty tho! It definitely tells us he was pretty!

[blorbosimp]

just so you guys know, in the draken/mitsuya/hakkai/me polycule universe (or the dramitsukkailys polycule universe), i am dating hakkai, who is dating mitsuya, who is dating draken. basically, us:

also i have a crush on mitsuya, hakkai has a giant crush on draken, and draken and i are childhood friends who’ve remained close friends.