#brandytook

[meteors-lotr]

Pippin: Boromir, how does someone get pregnant?

Boromir: Well, when two people love each other-

Pippin: Like me and Merry!

Merry: ?

Frodo: ……keep going

Boromir: They- they sleep together……

Pippin: We slept together!

Merry: Not like that! No we didn’t!

Pippin: You’re my baby daddy!

Merry: I’ll punch you in the mouth

Pippin: Not in front of the baby!

Merry: There is no baby!

Pippin: There is too a baby

Merry: I ain’t the daddy!

Pippin: We slept together Mer!

Merry: We slept in the same room

Pippin: And now I’m pregnant!

Merry: You are not fucking pregnant

Pippin: Look at him! Cussing at the mother of his child

Merry: I can’t stand you

Pippin: Then why’d you sleep with me?

Merry: It was a sleepover!

Pippin: I was on bottom, you were on top

Merry: Yeah, on fucking bunk beds

Pippin:

Merry:

Pippin: I’m keeping the baby

[pussy-king420]

is gay marriage legal in the shire

[headgehug]

lotr rewatch tonight queen?

[incorrect-lotr-trash]

Merry: I have a lot of standards. Merry: and yet somehow... Merry: this idiot.. Merry: *gestures at Pippin* Merry: managed to drop kick them out of a window and take their place.

[meteor752]

Modern Lotr headcanons

Listen, I get bored. And when I get bored, I do stuff like this.

Well, either this or humanize the elven rings of power in the sims, but that I’ve already done

Also, this is a high school AU, because those are fun

Aragorn

Was adopted by a rich family as a small child

Still looks like he’s homeless, because what is self care?

Is basically a horse girl

Mom friend

Has one constant thought and it’s “Guys, wtf”

Sleep? Never heard of it

Has coffee instead of blood at this point

How did he get his hands on a fucking sword?

Somehow managed to get together with the posh boy

*Makes tiny mistake* *Lies face down on the floor* I fucked up I fucked up I fucked up I fucked up I

Is actually a great leader, but hates being in that position

Somehow always manages to get into that position

Probably plays some sport

Legolas

The rich kid(tm)

Talks like he’s writing a 1k words essay on a topic he can only span to 200 words

No one knows why

Loves his siblings, he really does, but please stfu I’m trying to study

He has one priority and it’s his hair

And his nails

And his makeup

Okay he has a few priorities but you get the point

Snarky like you wouldn’t believe

“HEY EVERYONE THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND ARAGORN!! ISN’T HE GREAT?!?! I LOVE HIM VERY MUCH!!”

Probs do both dance and gymnastics

Gimli

Comes from a very large and tight knit family

“Hey what’s your sexuality?” *Shrugs*

Small and angry, a dangerous mix

Is probably a gamer

Despite his ruff and gruff everything, he somehow managed to become best friend with the blonde diva that is Leggy

*Legolas and Aragorn making out* *Gimli sits on the other side of the couch, not even looking up from his video game*

That’s their whole dynamic

“Okay but what gender are you attracted to?” “What is gender anyways?”

His sexuality is I don’t care, get out of my face

Wears flannel so much he could be a lesbian though

Boromir

Disaster Bisexual to the max

Makes way too many puns for his own good

Is such a dad, despite being one of the younger ones

Thinks the world of his brother

“Fuck you dad”

Lesbian activist

Often lets Merry and Pippin paint his nails, despite not being too good at it

He loves it very much

Is crushing so much on Aragorn that it hurts

The same goes for Éowyn

“Hey guys, this is my brother Faramir, he’s amazing and I think we all should appriciate him for a minute”

A friendly jock, basically

Frodo

“Hey guys Imma just go and cry for a few minutes, brb”

Really scared of water after his parents both drowned

Anxiiietyyyy

Depreeeessiooooon

Please see a theeerapiiiist

Suffered from anorexia for a while, is currently recovering

Loves writing though! That’s something!

Is really into the lore of fictional words, sometimes studies that instead of doing his homework

Also loves dancing

And hates his extended family, apart from his uncle who raised him

Often gets called Harry Potter, because everyone thinks he looks like him

Guess what he dresses up as for Halloween every damn year?

Sam

A chubby boy who’s full of love

Is really polite, calls everyone mr and ms

I mean literally everyone, even small children and animals

Sometimes cries when he sees Frodo because he’s just so perfect

Is kinda weirded out by the strange scrawny slightly insane kid that’s in love with following Frodo everywhere

People have tried to bully him, but he’s just so darn pure and kind that it’s impossible

Also he’s friends with quite a few of the jocks that will kick the bullies asses if they would try to hurt him

Has hundreds of plants and they are all his children and all of them have names

Would die for all his friends

Tells them that very often

Merry

Does not believe in haircuts

His hair is always falling into his eyes, so he’s half blind most of the time

Is really smart but has no ambition when it comes to school

Usually has no idea what’s going on either

Is a sarcastic little shit

A part of the dynamic duo that is Merry and Pippin

Is very oblivious about the fact that his best friend is madly in love with him.

Transgender

Has no problem with wearing makeup or nailpolish, because it makes him feel pretty alright!?

Just wants to chill with some food and a nap

But at the same time he wanna blow stuff up, so yeah, he’s conflicted

Pippin

Stinky boy, trash child

*Encounters a new object* *Immediately tries to eat it*

If you would try to read his mind it would just be the Wii theme

A part of the dynamic duo that is Merry and Pippin

Always has at least ten lollipops in his pocket, for some reason

Crushes on everyone

But is in love with Merry

Who has no idea because he’s an idiot

Likes wearing nailpolish, even though he’s terrible at applying it

“Okay, sounds lit, but will there be food?”

Would yeet himself of a cliff if someone asked him to

Has a habit of annoying people to death

[bisexualjohnw]

merry and pippin matching icons [part 1]!!

•like or reblog

[maedhrostheflamingginger]

You can’t tell me that Peregrin Took, Gaurdian of the Citadel, doesn’t like to strap on his armor every now and again and pretend to be a brave, strong, handsome knight during sex. You also can’t tell me that it really doesn’t get Merry going because it does. He does like to act like he’s annoyed by Pippin’s new dress up game whenever it’s suggested, but it does turn him on. This is a fact.

[tarvabaggins]

Hobbit Day 2020: Merry and Pippin [September 24, 2020]

(on DeviantArt)

[durinsdaughters]

So I need more cool people to follow sooo! If you blog about any of these, reblog this post or send me an ask and I’ll follow back!

-bagginshield -the hobbit/lotr -samfro/brandytook/LegolasxKili/arwenxaragorn -malec -shadowhunters -jimon -beauty and the beast -Harry potter -drarry -musical theatre -Prison break -the get down

[scifihobbit]

Two sad, pining, drunks with self-esteem issues encourage each other's self-loathing and self-pity. In other words: Quark and Damar are each a giant mess of a person and find something that is most definitely not solace in each other.

[meteors-lotr]

Pippin: I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Merry: Wow. He sounds stupid. Pippin: But he's not. He's really smart actually. Just dense. Merryt: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Pippin: I guess you’re right. Hey Mer, I love you. Merry: See! Just say that! Pippin: Holy fucking shit. Merry: If that flies over his head then, sorry Pip, but he's too dumb for you. Pippin: Merry.

[penny-anna]

Sleep deprived hobbits

Pippin: Merry.

Merry: yeah?

Pippin: when your parents got married

Merry: yeah

Pippin: they should have changed their name

Pippin: to Brandytook

Merry: .......Pip. you're SO right.

Pippin: Merry Brandytook.

Merry: Merry Brandytook.

Pippin: yes.

Merry: love it.

[endreal]

Periadoc Brandytook

[incorrect-lotr-trash]

Merry: Whoever took my strawberry cake admit it and you'll be forgiven

Pippin:

Merry: Smart. You knew I wouldn't forgive you

[meteor752]

I wrote a lotr Chatfic

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30359283/chapters/74840934

Check that out