Cass: Don't... freak out. Nobody died, all this blood is mine.
Brenda: Why is it never just "hi, how's it going" with you?
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Jackson's Diary incorrect quotes because it has infected my brain
Timothy: *hugs Ronald*
Ronald: What this?
Timothy: Affection.
Ronald: Disgusting.
Timothy: . . .
Ronald: Do it again.
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David: Your legs look nice in those pants
Exer: *flirting* you should see me without them
David: WITHOUT LEGS?!
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Pamela: WHY is there BLOOD EVERYWHERE?!
Brenda: I aggressively poked someone with a knife
Pamela: YOU STABBED SOMEONE?
Brenda No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife
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David: *talking to Ron, Brenda, and Pam* Exer and I are no longer friends
Exer: *shouting in the background* DAY, THAT IS A TERRIBLE WAY TO SAY WE ARE DATING!!
Ronald: *already knew this, and is just slurping his Caprimoon iconically*
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Jolie: *half-jokingly* True love is killing a man together
Brenda: *serious and holding a knife* Let's kill W*lliam, then!
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Exer: Who knows me best?
David: It's me!
Ronald: It's me!
Brenda: It's me!
Jackson: . . . It's probably not me
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Ken: Um, yeah, I pull bitches?? RIGHT INTO MY DARK REALM OF TERRORS!!
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Ken: *in a sticky situation, whispering to Tim and Jolie* I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate, malewife our way out of this one
Timothy: *loads gun* Manslaughter it is, then
Jolie: TIM, WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT?-
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Timothy: Oh ffffiddlesticks
Ken: WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE!!
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Jolie: *sees K3vin* Ugh, there's my ex
Ken: HE'S STILL ALIVE?? Jesus, this guy will not die-
Timothy: *holds gun* LET'S GO BACK AND KILL HIM AGAIN!!
Jackson: *writing K3vin's death in the diary*
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Exer: *sees Willi@m* HE'S STILL ALIVE??
Brenda and Ronald: Unfortunately.
Jackson: *writing Willi@m's death in the diary*
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Exer: *holding a kettle* Tea or coffee?
David: Tea
Exer: Wrong. It's coffee
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Exer: So . . . you dating anyone?
David: My love life is a mess
Exer: I'M A MESS!! DATE ME!!
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David: I'm bu
David: I'm bo
David: bj
Pamela: It's okay, take your time
David: *points at Exer* BOYS.
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Exer: *flirting* You have beautiful eyes
David: Thanks, I need them to see
Exer: . . . .
(5 hours later)
David: OH.
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IM SO MAD DUDE I JUST NOW FOUND OUT ABT JACKSONS DIARY SEASON 3
ITS SO GOOD BEFORE, THERE IS ALREADY SM TO UNPACK OMG
like even at the beginning of the first ep i was invested dude?? jackson just casually testing the diary out and using exer like a rag doll is so silly to me
jolie’s ex showing up??? and making that stupid comment abt david?? dude I don’t even blame exer i woulda swung hands too tbh i feel like everyone in that group wanted to beat his ass but if anyone should do it it should be exer
DAVID CRYING MADE ME CRY HONESTLY LIKE HOW DARE HE????? I HATE HIS DAD AND I HATE JOLIES EX (I wouldn’t DARE utter his name 🤮🤮)
jackson being worried about david and exer is such a big deal to me y’all have no idea
some yall expected so little of jackson, like they expected him to be petty and shit but no
i love jackson idgaf
can u tell I’m a jackson defender
but also??? the potential kenda hello!?!
(also Ken last name reveal??!)
THE END OF EPISODE 110?? CHAT THEY CANNOY JUST LEAVE ME ON A CLIFFHANGER LIKE THAT
I wish I wasn’t broke rn so I could buy more fast passes 😢😢
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