#bring on the memes this picture is so delicious

[iwtv-az-hours]

oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god

Real Rashid & the pretender to the throne

from Bally Gill's insta, (published March 2019, although the pic is possibly from ca.2017)

[dearestaussiechannie]

☀︎ Your Mom Showed Me Your Baby Pictures ☀︎— Lee Felix

word count: 2.4k

paring: Felix x afab!reader

genre: Fluff

warnings: afab!reader, boyfriend!Felix, pet names (sweetie, love, beautiful, sunshine), kissing (goes no further), engagement, proposing, mentions Hyunjin, if I left anything out please let me know, kinda proof-read

Felix had thought out absolutely everything that you guys would do for your vacation back to his parents house in Australia. He had the restaurants picked, theme parks, beach days, you name it and he’d planned it. Sadly things weren't going to his plan. Due to the sudden change of weather, you'd caught a cold.

It's been three days and your symptoms are barely easing up. Your fever had finally broken early this morning but you still had body aches and a sniffly nose. No matter how much you insisted that you could do everything he wanted, he refused to let you leave the house, which wasn’t a bad thing since this meant that you'd get to know his siblings and parents better. 

Everyone had been super understanding and helpful while you were sick, whether that was his mom making you something to eat that was light on your stomach, or Olivia coming to watch a movie with you (on separate sides of the room so she didn’t get sick), or Rachel bringing you a fresh blanket out of the laundry when Felix had told her you were shaking from your fever. 

They had all been so nice, even before you were sick and just got to talk to them over the phone. His mother and father would constantly ask about you if you weren't present for the calls, at least that's what he told you, sisters texting you constantly to just check in. The funniest conversations were with Olivia though. She would constantly send you funny memes of her older brother or the thirst traps that would pop up on her tik tok, messaging the same thing every time, “this is what you’re into *barf*”. 

Today was no different besides the fact that you'd pulled yourself out of Felixs’ room to sit in the living room when his mother saw you. Her smile warmed the room just like her sons would, making you smile back to her. “Hi sweetie, are you looking for Felix?” She asked you before walking over and rubbing your shoulders, placing her hand on your head to see if you still had a fever.

You now see where Felix gets his tenderness from, it was the woman standing in front of you. Going back to her question, you shake your head before wrapping the blanket tighter around you. “No Mrs. Lee, I just wanted some fresh air… the room was becoming suffocating.” you respond, watching her roll her eyes when you call her that as she's told you many times you just refer to her as mom at least a hundred times by now. “Gotcha, well he went out to lunch with his father and sisters, so it's just the two of us here right now. Are you hungry? I can make you something.” but before she finished speaking, you're being pulled to the table and she disappears into the kitchen.

You sit and listen to her little stories of when the Lee siblings were little, giggling when she makes sure to tell you the embarrassing things Felix did while he was still in school. Eventually food was done and she'd made enough for the both of you to have lunch together, saying it was nice was an understatement. The food was delicious and her company was amazing, always making sure that you were okay and didn't need more to drink, getting you the medication you needed for your cold, talking to you not only about her kids but also asking you about your childhood and your parents.

Once lunch was over, the two of you had moved back to the livingroom and continued the conversation on the couch. Suddenly she stands up and hurries out, only to return with large books and a bright smile. “Has Felix ever shown you any of his baby pictures?” She asks as she sits back beside you, quite close so that you could look through the books together. You simply shake your head with a large smile, excited for what would come next.

The two of you flip through the books, giggling at the silly photos, stopping when his mother would start telling the story behind certain ones. You couldn't hold in a particularly loud laugh when you see a photo of him from the early years of grade school, leaned up against what looks like a tree in a white button up with a blue grid pattern. “He looks like a little business man!” you say as you look over at his mother who's nodding her head laughing with you. “That's what happens when dad picks your clothes for picture day.”

You flip through more pages, taking a couple pictures of the ones you'd want to look back at. Some time goes by and you've finished looking through the photos, his mother puts the books away and not soon after, the rest of the family walks through the door. You smile when you see your sweet sunshine walk inside, making his way straight to you. You stand up and hug him tightly, his arms pulling you tightly to him by your lower back before pulling one away to feel your head. “No fever, Love?” he asks you, brushing the hair out of your face. “It broke this morning before I woke up, I've been spending time with your mom.” You respond, looking over at her before you see her put a finger over her lips, silently shushing you and you know why, his baby pictures.

A few days have passed since then and since you were finally feeling better, the two of you started doing all of the things that Felix had planned. You're out at dinner with your boyfriend and you couldn't have asked for anything more. The two of you ate and held small conversations, telling him about lunch with his mother the other day and him telling you about everything he did with his father and sisters while you were sick. Dinner was eventually over and the two of you were on your way back before Felix suddenly turned in the opposite direction of his house. 

You just look at him for a few minutes before curiosity gets the best of you. “Lixie, where are we going?” The question leaving your lips, making him glance over at you before slowly grabbing your hand in his free one, pulling it up and rubbing your knuckles against his lips. “You just looked so pretty in that dress, I wasn't ready to go home yet.” He answers, car turning again making your eyes fall away from him only to be met with the sight of water, the moon reflecting on it and waves gently splashing against the bay. Your cheeks flushed as he parked the car, getting out and walking to your side, opening the door for you and slowly taking off the white heels that matched your dress before helping you out of the car.

He carried you to the sand so that the road wouldn't hurt your feet. You insisted that if he had let you keep on your heels, you could have walked but he didn’t want them to be ruined by the sand. Once into the sand, Felix slowly puts you down, making sure both feet are on the ground before completely letting you go. He looks at you with a smile, glancing quickly down at your lips before putting his hands on your hips and pulling you close to him before gently placing his lips against yours. The kiss is very gentle, lips moving against the others with a slight rhythm, your arms draped over his shoulders as you play with his hair and his hands moving to your lower back, rubbing small circles.

Once you break away from the kiss, you lean your forehead against his before giggling and running towards the water. You're about to shin deep when Felix finally gets in since he had to take off his socks and shoes as well as roll up his pants quite a bit so that they didn't get too wet. He runs up to you causing the water to splash and you to squeal as the cold water suddenly hits the back of your thighs, his arms wrapping around you, kissing your shoulder gently. “Now we're both all wet, what about your car?” you ask him, raising an eyebrow when he starts giggling, smile shining so bright even in the dark.

“So… there's actually towels in the backseat. I knew that I would eventually take you to the beach so I put them in the car just before we found out you caught a cold.” He admits, moving a hand from your back to the back of his neck, rubbing it slowly. You can't help but laugh before cupping his cheeks to make him look at you then showering his face in soft but quick pecks. This makes him chuckle, putting his hands on yours before reaching into his pocket and pulling out his phone, putting on a soft playlist that Hyunjin had sent to him when he told him his plan. 

“May I have this dance, beautiful?” he asks, nerves building in his stomach with his hand outstretched to you. You nod, softly placing your hand into his. The two of you dance slowly, hearing him hum along before he slowly spins you making you laugh as the water splashes around you. You both somehow manage to make it back into the sand as the song changes, sand sticking to your feet but the two of you could care less. The only thing that mattered in this very moment was each other.

“I want you to spin three times for me this time with your eyes closed, okay?” He asks, words more like a demand than a question so you simply nod. He smiles sweetly before spinning you, making sure your eyes are closed on the first spin, he reaches into his pocket and drops down onto his knee. He watches the way that your dress spins with you, the way your hair flows in the wind so effortlessly and the beautiful smile on your face as you make that third spin. He knew now that he was making the right decision. His nerves climb into his throat when you've stopped spinning.

You open your eyes only to realize you're facing the wrong way which makes you laugh. “Lixie why didn't you tell me to turn arou-” You ask him, lips falling silent before you could finish your sentence when you see him. He's in front of you on one knee, smiling so bright you’d bet your last dime that it'd put the sun itself out of business. Your hands quickly cover your mouth as you step closer to him, each step shaky as if you're unsure that your legs can hold you up.

“L/n Y/n, you're the most amazing, beautiful, funniest, most caring person I've ever had the opportunity to meet. You always make me smile, help me through anything that I’m having trouble with and even though you get into my baked goods before I say anything about it amazes me. The way that you also take care of my friends makes me realize every single day what an amazing person you are. I’m in love with you and have been since that first date we went on. Will you make me the happiest man to walk the earth and spend the rest of my life with me? Will you marry me?” He asks a bit shaky in the beginning, finding more confidence in his words as he continues.

“Yes!! Oh my god Yes!!” you shout at him with excitement before you drop to your knees in front of him. He gently grabs your hand and slips the ring onto your finger. It was a perfect fit and he couldn't thank Olivia more for finding out your ring size for him a few months ago. You look at your hand in his and the beautiful ring on your finger as you feel your bottom lip begin quivering. You look up at him, noticing that his is the same, eyes watering as yours do the same. 

You quickly wrap your arms around him, hugging him tightly and kissing him a bit hard but neither of you care. Both of you stay like this for some time before slipping apart, staring at each other, laughing softly as he rubs the new ring on your hand. Eventually the both of you make your way back to the car, drying off after using a water bottle out of the car to get all the sand off. The ride home wasn't a long one but time has felt at stand still since you saw him on one knee. 

You both walk back inside and to his room, changing into more comfortable clothes and crawling into the bed. You put your phone on the charger and he finally sees your lock screen. “What was that?” He asks, a bit shocked when he sees the photo. How'd you get that? Isn't that his moms coffee table? “Hmm?” is all you say back to him, acting clueless as you try to finish getting ready for bed. “Y/n. How'd you get that photo?” He asks, knowing the answer but he wants you to confirm it. “Oh, you mean the little cutie on my lock screen? Your mom showed me your baby pictures the other day and I just couldn't help it. I wanted to be able to look at it again without having to bother her.” You answer him.

“This is what I get for telling her that I was gonna propose to you while we're here.” He rumbles as he rubs his temples. “Oh shush. You look like a cute little business man who is now all grown up and oh so very very handsome and engaged.” You say, pushing your hand in his direction which makes him smile. He gently grabs your hand and his phone in the other, taking a picture of your hand and sending it to his group chat. 

1 Attachment. “I did it you guys!! She's gonna be Mrs. Lee Y/n soon!!”

He then locks his phone, hearing the pings going off but his attention has shifted back to you, gazing lovingly at you as you brush your hair. 

“I’m in love with you, Beautiful.”

“And I’m in love with you, Sunshine.”

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[ddazzlingblds]

@daybreakrising: "How come you never bring me coffee?" (Sampo twinverse for when I actually have him-) ( meme source. )

      the mug is discreetly disposed of ( read: Sampo has flung it out of the nearest opened window, ) but nothing can hide the taste of deliciously good coffee in his breath- should his twin pursue the truth, he is indeed the culprit he's looking for!

      “ i'm just looking out for you, ”he smiles, toothy and wide, the picture of honesty-

      “ if you consume too much caffeine, you'll be jittery all day long! your nerves will be frayed, and your heart would thump so loud it'll scare the customers. ”

      he says this as very matter-of-factly, managing to somehow sounding serious.

      “ ━so, your dear twin is looking out for you! i am getting your daily intake of caffeine so you don't have to deal with this! ”

[yuriko-mukami]

10. What two songs, two books and two luxury items do they take to a desert island?

13. When do they realise they should get together?

17. When they find a time machine, where do they go?

18. When they fight, how do they make up?

19. Where do they go on their first date?

24. Where do they first have sex?

26. Why do they need to have a serious chat?

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ship headcanon meme

Rukiko Headcanons

[The edit is made by @cutelih]

Headcanons are written together with @ask-ruki-mukami and are based mostly on Rukiko RP.

10. What two songs, two books and two luxury items do they take to a desert island?

Answered here.

13. When do they realise they should get together?

They end up together without truly realizing it at first

It starts with biting but when they spend more time together Ruki ends up holding Yuriko’s hand in various situations, kissing her, taking her out, etc.

It doesn’t take too long Ruki to realize that he wants to keep Yuriko always with him but he still keeps thinking that she is just livestock with delicious blood

They start to do more things together; studying, cooking, reading…

Yuriko starts to think that it is almost like dating, yet she doesn’t have the courage to say anything about it. At this point, she isn’t against the situation, so she lets it be.

Then someone in the school says something like “you two make a cute couple”, making Ruki think and finally realize that they are right. Yuriko is already his girlfriend.

So, they are together before they realize that “they should get together”.

17. When they find a time machine, where do they go?

They would try to find out what happened to Yuriko’s mother.

So they would visit several points in the past, trying to see the bigger picture and get clues.

18. When they fight, how do they make up?

Answered here.

19. Where do they go on their first date?

Ruki invites Yuriko to a cozy cafe because he wants to discuss a certain book with her.

They don’t stay there too long because the waiter starts to flirt with clueless Yuriko.

Ruki is annoyed and drags the poor girl to a secluded street, biting her harshly and taking too much blood.

Yuriko faints.

Ruki brings Yuriko to the Mukami manor to recover, makes her soup when she wakes up and feeds it to her before taking her back home.

So, their first date should be a cafe date but ends up being something totally else.

24. Where do they first have sex?

In Ruki’s bedroom.

26. Why do they need to have a serious chat?

At their first full moon night Ruki has promised to stay away from Yuriko but ends up showing up and taking her blood forcefully. He almost takes something else too but is able to stop. 

Ruki regrets his actions. While he wants Yuriko’s blood – and maybe something else – he actually doesn’t want to force her anymore and make her fear him. The blood tastes better when she gives it willingly.

Also, taking her forcefully goes against Ruki's values. Though the regret goes deeper than that, wants he to admit it to himself or not.

So, the couple (they haven’t realized being a couple though) has their first serious chat when Ruki apologizes for his actions and promises not to touch Yuriko until she is ready.

[soft-edging-kittens]

This is from @cynfulworld in my DMs, shared with permission...

Hello, so I’m not sure if you wanted to know about dates or how the dynamic developed for us, I’m happy to send both. As for how it started… We’ve been together almost 10 years. My husband always been adventurous with trying new things and he had begun to read about having a “Hotwife” dynamic… He thought it was interesting but not sure that it something he was sure he could do. He wasn’t sure he could actually share his wife. Over time I guess it became more and more appealing to him, more of a turn on. He didn’t talk to me about it at first, he thought about it for like 6 months before bringing it up but then he started asking me to tell him about times I had been with other men, while we were having sex. He knew that I had been promiscuous and free with my body before we had met. I had many stories to share and he really liked it, his body reacted so strongly. After about 2 months of that he explained to me what the Hotwife scenario was and that he wanted us to try that. I was totally shocked. I said no, I couldn’t possibly. I love my husband and I would never want to hurt him, or our marriage. We have a great relationship and a part of me actually thought it was a test. But there was another part of me that knew exactly who I wanted to fuck. Lol. I said I didn’t think I could but would consider it. He kept bringing it up…he would send me things, stories, images. Things about wives being shared. Memes of sexy women with statements about how they loved their husbands so much for letting them be free sexually and what a turn on and strengthening thing it was for their relationships. He spoke with other couples who had done it. It started to grow on me, I had always had a very high sex drive and loved variety. Before I had met my husband I had many partners, but when I fell in love with him I put that aside and committed myself to him. It made it very intriguing to me to be able to explore that again. So, after many discussions about rules, boundaries, feelings and fears, I decided to try it. It’s a huge turn on for him to think of me being wanted and pursued by other men. To have me ravaged and turned inside out until I can’t walk. To fulfill my naughtiest fantasies with other men and be a whore for them. When I am done playing I go home to my husband, where he has been eagerly awaiting me. I don’t let him cum for days prior to a date so he’s nice and needy for me. I’ll stroke his cock while telling him all about it, or have him eat their cum out of me before he reclaims my body and takes me again. Some couples use humiliation in their play, we do not. I respect my husband very much and he doesn’t have a desire for humiliation. He does enjoy seeing pictures and videos or listening to the audio of me being with another man. It’s been a fun adventure and has actually brought us closer together.

I’m not a very good writer and sometimes I am short on time so I apologize if it’s not the most well written. Lol. A recent date I had was with a gentleman that I have been talking with who happened to be in town for a work conference. He invited me for dinner, drinks and conversation to see if we clicked in person. Like there was a chance we wouldn’t. Lol. He was an interesting guy. He has a breeding kink and likes to play a Daddy role. Rules and restrictions, rewards and punishments etc. His colleagues were there though so he was trying to be discreet as he is very private. I had a few rules to follow that he told me ahead of time. Our booth was angled in a way that blocked them from seeing us but he was still cautious. It just made things a little deliciously on edge. He would have me lick his fingers clean from the appetizer we shared, or place my hand on his cock under the table. He would lean in and bite my earlobe real quick when I wasn’t expecting it. Just to grab my attention and put me on edge again. Little things sprinkled throughout the conversation that just added some fun. He’s quite commanding, enjoys the control. Which I enjoy giving up. We were the last of his group to leave the lobby so we went up to his room where he directed me to where he wanted me to wait for him. Took off my clothes but kept my lingerie on and kneeled, as told to, while waiting for him to do whatever he was doing in the other space. When he came in we role played a little but he was too excited. We started making out heavy, he likes to be bitten which I enjoyed because I love to bite. Knowing that if I bite hard enough he’ll punish me, so of course I did. He restrained my hands and covered my eyes so I wouldn’t know what was coming and from where. He hit the backs of my thighs with a paddle, then my ass, and went back and forth a few times. Bit me in a few places and then bent me over, teasing me with his fingers until I was dripping on him. Then he’d spank me again, back and forth pain then pleasure until I was begging for him. He released me and went to lay on the bed where I met him and took him in my mouth. He couldn’t maintain roles then, he just melted for me. Hands in my hair, moaning and thrusting as I sucked him and massaged him with my tongue and lips. He didn’t want to cum in my mouth though because of his breeding kink. I gave him a blow job for a while and then he finally flipped me over and started to fuck me. The things he would say were fun, different. He wanted me to be in love with him, adore him, which is fine, I can play that game. So I played with that as his thrusts built up faster and faster. Telling him he was my king, my Daddy and that I loved and adored him. How much I needed him to take care of me, his good little girl, and then suddenly he exploded. 😆He came so hard it was like a shot. I could feel his seed surging through his shaft, he was a very strong ejaculator. I love that. We kissed and made out a bit longer, he wanted to be cuddled a bit too. Then I got him some water and tucked him in before leaving to tell my husband all about it while riding him to have him reclaim me.

When I got home, I had told my husband to be on our bed, naked, stroking his cock but not allowed to finish while waiting for me. I walked in the room and he was such a good boy, did exactly as he was told. I sat down on the bed and told him to come take my shoes off, resting my heel on his chest as he undid one ankle strap, then the other. He reached up and took my panties down, inhaling them and taking in the smells of my cum mixed with my dates, that had leaked all over them. Then he untied my dress, unwrapping it from me leaving me exposed. I told him I wanted him to taste my date, to eat another man’s cum from his wifes pussy. He licked my clit once and then went to the opening, his tongue felt so long, he was entering me quite deeply, such a good cuck, getting every drop of cum that he could. As he became more eager to please me he turned his attention to my clit, nibbling it with his teeth lightly, licking and sucking. He loves to eat pussy and he’s quite good at it. I started rocking my hips up and down against his tongue and face, holding his head there and fucking his tongue. It’s hard to tell him about how my date fucked me when my thighs are covering his ears though so I had him stop. I directed him to lay down so I could stroke his cock and tell him all about how my date fucked me, how much I loved having another man’s cock fuck me and please me the way I need to be pleased. He got so hard, he was throbbing in my hand. He was so excited and eager that he asked me to climb on him, he had to have me and couldn’t wait. I straddled him and slid the tip of his cock in me and then lifted out again, teasing him but he gripped my hips and pulled me down, all the way onto him. I kept telling him about how I wanted to fuck my date again, how I loved having his cock and having him use me as his cum whore. I gripped my husbands hands above his head, pinning his arms and rode him harder, he tried to hold out but he couldn’t. He looked so sweet and sexy as his eyes rolled up and he came so fucking hard. I know how sensitive it is afterwards so I kept riding a little long and pulsing around his cock. My sweet cuck husband, such a good boy to fill me up for again for the day.

I guess hat I get form these experiences is the opportunity for fun and variety. I love the new experience with a new partner. I love being fucked roughly, I like to submit too, but my husband isn’t really into that or dominant. And while I enjoy our sex life very much so, it also allows me to have other experiences I enjoy. I also enjoy providing an experience for my dates. Different partners are usually looking for different needs filled. Some emotional, some mental, some sexual etc. I like catering to that for them. Being a different girl for each one as it lets me play with all the sides of me as well. I can’t speak for my husband but I do know that he gets to have his fantasy fulfilled through this of having other men enjoy, own and fuck his wife while he gets to be a bit more submissive to me.

[trashwizzard]

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[inherconstellation]

06.24.23

I chose to write an entry for the first round of the "blogging challenge" today, and since I appear to be having fun in the images, I figured they would work well on the blog. I was happy because I could tell from these pictures that I was truly smiling, and the day was filled with joy and laughter. 😊

10 Things That Make Me Happy

1. A not-so-sunny day

I'm not sure whether this makes sense to you, but I truly don't like the heat and much sun. I would rather stay inside if it was too hot outside, despite the fact that it releases pleasant hormones. 😅 I therefore spend the majority of my time exploring and going outside when the weather is good and making the most of it. It makes me happy because I could easily stroll through the city, unwind, have a good book and a cup of coffee in the park, and use my camera to shoot beautiful pictures without the glare of the sun. 😊

2. When someone tags me in memes or just anything

Personally, I feel that this is a "little thing" that has a big impact. It shows that someone thought of you and included you in a post so you could see it. I appreciate it when people think of you, whether it be through a relatable statement, a hilarious meme or video, or just a simple picture. I find that to be sweet and kind. 🥹🫶🏻

3. An unexpected and satisfying ending of a movie or a book

I no longer adore the notion of happy endings like I once did. I'm discovering as I get older that not all stories have to have happy endings. Sometimes, at least for me, a believable and relatable ending is far more fulfilling. In this way, it helps me to understand that the universe may not always be in our favour, and that’s okay because it leads us to what we truly deserve.

Ex. Lalaland, A Walk To Remember, Shutter Island, 500 Days of Summer, We Were Liars

4. Flowers

Having plants or flowers around your home can make you feel so much better. They infuse a space with so much energy and excitement. In fact, it has been demonstrated through scientific research that having flowers around your home will help you feel less worried and melancholic . Don't wait for someone to bring you flowers if you are single.

If you enjoy flowers, get some for yourself rather than waiting for someone else to make you happy. 😂 I usually buy flowers from grocery stores. 💐

5. Preparing coffee, sitting down for a little before work to browse the internet. My morning quiet time on the couch is one of the things that makes me the happiest.

6. Small acts of Kindness

I always say it, and I'll say it again, but I really appreciate kind people. Kindness is contagious, whether you are the giver or the recipient. Do something small for someone else if you want a quick mood boost. 🧡 When someone does something really small but kind that makes a massive difference to your day, like holding open a door, stopping their car so you can cross a busy road, giving you a little of their time so they can help you without expecting anything in return — this is what kindness should look like.

7. Walking in nature – seeing beautiful flowers growing in the park, blossom on trees, catching a squirrel running through the woods, a butterfly fluttering by. ☺️

8. Chill Weekend With Friends

I remember being quite anxious the entire week in case I had nothing scheduled for the weekend. I thought it was 'wasted' to have nothing to do over the weekend. The greatest way for me to make the most of my weekend is to spend time with my friends, engage in conversation, laugh heartily, eat delicious food, and simply stroll through the city. 🧡😊

9. Tasting something incredibly delicious for the first time 🫶🏻

10. Listening for the first time to a song that becomes the song of your life

[banashefskiblog]

Holiday Coffee Wars-Dunkin vs Starbucks

Coffee drinkers know that holiday season is quickly approaching as Dunkin and Starbucks have started their media blitz introducing their new seasonal menu items. These coffee chain giants have established themselves as two prominent players in their industry and will be duking it out over the next few months to determine which company has won the Holiday Coffee Wars. 

In marketing their new holiday items, Dunkin is using a Product Expansion strategy. This strategy is used when brands create new products intended for their current target markets. Dunkin’s first new introductory product is called the Cookie Butter Cold Brew which “features Dunkin’s slow-steeped, ultra-smooth cold brew, along with notes of sweet brown sugar and baked cookie flavors. Cookie butter cold Foam, adding the flavor of warm holiday spices and finished with cookie butter crumbles.” It looks and sounds delicious! This cold brew can be paired with Dunkin’s new Cookie Butter Donut which will complete a rich Cookie Butter experience.  

Another new featured product being introduced by Dunkin is their Pancake Wake Up Wrap, which Dunkin describes on their website as a “pillowy pancake featuring a hint of sweet maple flavor, filled with egg, melted cheese, sausage or bacon, and served with a side of syrup.” Yummy!  To coincide with these new holiday menu items, Dunkin is offering free coffee Mondays to further entice their loyal customers. Their website states “To keep Monday’s merry this holiday season, Dunkin’ is bringing back Free Coffee Mondays for Dunkin’ Rewards® members. Beginning November 7, members will get a free medium hot or iced coffee with any purchase on Mondays through November 28.” I think this is a great way for Dunkin to reward their loyal fandom and spread good cheer during the holidays.  

Dunkin can prove to be very successful as consumers are intrigued and receptive when new Limited Time Offerings (LTOs) are released for a specific season’s menu. LTO’s are usually leveraged during different seasons and are super important for businesses in the fast food or fast casual industries. These limited products capture consumer’s attention, generate a buzz about the new offerings, and create a sense of urgency to buy this product before it is gone. 

An article on the Food and Drink Resources website discusses why LTO items, such as McDonald’s Shamrock Shakes are so effective. It states “The fear of missing out (FOMO) is one of the top reasons limited time offers work. By stressing the fact that the offer is for a limited time, you make your customers feel special while imparting the message that they must act quickly to enjoy the savings you’re offering.” The holiday inspired drinks and doughnuts that Dunkin has either reintroduced or has newly created is a great way to generate excitement around the brand. 

Dunkin has created strong marketing strategies in order to drive awareness about their new holiday menu items. To start, they revamped their holiday cups. The hot cups come in four colors this year; white, red, green and pink. This is a major improvement from their holiday cups last year as all their designs were white with similar logos. But, this year by incorporating the traditional green and red Christmas colors into the cup designs, it helps communicate and spread holiday joy. 

Dunkin is also busy promoting their menu items on their social media pages. The company relies on using current social media trends and humor to connect with their target market. One of their recent posts features Santa Claus vigorously pulling a sleigh which is carrying their Peppermint Mocha Drink. The text above the picture states, “Me when I hear Peppermint Mocha is back”. This meme style post is extremely effective in targeting young adults ages 18-25 as they can appreciate this type of humor and holiday message in enticing them to go enjoy a Peppermint Mocha. 

Dunkin made a genius move to tie their new holiday drinks with the release of the blockbuster Yellowstone season 5 TV series. Dunkin posted a video clip from the show where the main character says, “Decide with your heart” and the caption is “Peppermint Mocha or Toasted White Chocolate Signature Latte? @Yellowstone season 5 premieres TONIGHT at 8/7c on @ParamountNetwork #YellowstoneTV” This post is extremely effective for several reasons. First, it is referencing the popular TV show in order to connect Dunkin’s products to Yellowstone’s massive loyal fan base. This post also urges users to be engaged with the ad by encouraging them to provide their opinion on which holiday drink they enjoy more by posting their comments. Additionally this is a video form post. Social Sprout discusses how effective Instagram video posts are and states that videos get 49% more engagement than regular photo posts. Lastly, this post provides Dunkin with real time feedback on which of their holiday products consumers prefer more. This important exchange with consumers will assist Dunkin in developing next year’s holiday menu, and will ensure they better address their customer’s wants. 

Next we will analyze Starbucks’ holiday menu items and marketing tactics. Starbucks is leaning heavily this year on their holiday LTO’s that have proven to be extremely popular with their consumers. To kick off their holiday menu, their Peppermint Mocha has returned as a featured product. Starbucks’ website states that this coffee has become “one of the most beloved holiday beverages on the menu”.  This is the 20th year the Peppermint Mocha has been offered. Other returning beverage staples of the Starbucks holiday lineup include:  The Caramel Brulee Latte, The Chestnut Praline Latte Toasted White Chocolate Mocha, and The Irish Cream Cold Brew. Starbucks also decided to bring back the Iced Sugar Cookie Almond Milk Latte, after it debuted last year and was a huge success. As previously mentioned, Starbucks is taking advantage of their limited time seasonal drinks to create excitement and give the consumers what they love! 

In addition to beverages, they offer holiday inspired food items as well. One of their new product developments is their Chocolate Pistachio Swirl which has “creamy chocolate filling with notes of cinnamon swirled into a butter brioche-inspired dough, topped with chopped pistachios.” Along with this new creation, they are returning their Reindeer Cake Pop, Sugar Plum Cheese Danish, Cranberry Bliss Bar, and Snowman Cookies. 

One marketing strategy that Starbucks executed extremely well, and Dunkin failed to do, is the redesign of their website for the holidays. When a user clicks on Starbucks' site, they are greeted with a message that says “Merry Everything”. Then all of the Christmas beverages are featured which includes a description and a picture of the drink. The entire page is filled with traditional holiday colors and portrays a warm and cozy feeling. This redesign of their website shows that the brand is committed to spreading holiday cheer and leaves the consumer with a positive user experience. 

Starbucks has had a long history of designing unique, holiday cups, and it has become a tradition that consumers look forward to every year. This year is significant for Starbucks because they are celebrating 25 years of Starbuck’s Holiday cups. The company began designing their holiday cups in 1997, and it made a huge impact on pop culture. This year they offer four hot cup designs which feature signature holiday symbols such as Christmas trees, snowflakes, and ornaments in addition to the red, green and white traditional colors. Starbucks’ creative director Gary Jacobson discussed their commitment to spreading holiday cheer and creating a positive experience for consumers. He states “We are really focused on creating a joyful experience throughout the entire Starbucks experience – whether a customer is visiting at our drive-thru or in our café…Whatever we can touch, we want to make sure that we make someone’s day a little bit brighter in a holiday way.” Consumers will always appreciate and remain loyal to a brand who provides them with a consistent, positive experience. 

Additionally, Starbucks made a huge splash on social media outlets,  such as Instagram to promote their holiday menu items. Their Instagram aesthetic is more polished and professional compared to Dunkin’s. When a user lands on their page, they can first view Starbucks’ pinned posts which all promote their holiday drinks. This “pin” tool is extremely useful when companies want to keep certain posts pinned at the top of their page rather than being lost in the feed. Furthermore, the photography and graphic design on their page is high quality, original and well planned out with no duplicate designs. Starbucks clearly utilizes their brand book to create consistent social media posts that promote their holiday beverages and pastries. 

All in all, both coffee giants are creating delicious holiday beverages and pastry items to help consumers celebrate the season with yummy decadence. Additionally, they are both effectively utilizing numerous marketing tools to ensure their holiday menu items are prominently showcased to bring warmth and holiday cheer to their customers as well as to their bottom lines. Not sure who will ultimately win this year’s Holiday Coffee Wars, but in the end it really doesn’t matter, consumers just need to enjoy the tasty goodness of the season.  

[magicshopaholic]

Ok feedback on my favorite dysfunctional couple Tae & Dilara. I'm doing two parts since the first one is a live rendition of my reaction with added memes for dramatic effect.

I hope I'm not aging myself too much with my choices but it's actually really fucking hard to find the memes I want when I actually need them. I turned on my work laptop for this which is funny cause I've been barely working, but I was like no, this requires my full undivided attention.

When V speaks again, he sounds livid. “Wait, he saw that you were hurt and still left you there?”

“Yeah. Maybe you two could start a club or something."

The following conversation as well… the pause and snap back I can picture it so vividly. I’m dying to know what happened at this point. 

...........

I TAKE THAT BACK

............

"I don't know, Kim. Why don't you go ask the idol you fucked?"

Ok at this point I calmly put the phone down, took my glasses off, put my hands on my face, and just stared at my reflection on the tv. AHHHHHHHHHHH (just let out a silent scream) 

Ok, I’m at the kitchen argument. So she just said: 

“Yes, we can.” Dilara glares up at him, forcing herself not to look away. “Or do you think you’re the only one who gets to decide when we stop talking?”

So what I’m getting so far is he cheated with an idol, then iced her out???? If that’s the case then fuuuuuuuck. Also, I’m thinking of the little clues in the other fics, particularly the last one with Jimin. She’s trying to get through to him and he won’t answer (I know he was busy, but it was obvious he also didn't want to speak to her - which makes sense if his best friend CHEATED on her?! Like what do you even say in this very specific 'we've been friends & coworkers & housemates for ages' circumstance).

Side rant while frying an egg at 1am (was gonna skip dinner but this got me too pumped, I need food):

I mean I get the moral thing to do is to not defend a cheater and tell her but let's be real. Their whole careers depend on the interaction between them, they gotta put the other members first. Like I'd tell him in private what I think about what he's doing but snaking him to her I don't think I would. That might make me a bad person I know I know.... but it could lead to a pretty bad fracture in the group, right? So I'd rather argue to his face and get him to confess than be the one to tell her.

See, if this current theory is correct, Tae cheated, panicked and iced her out, she tried to reach him, he ghosted, then the boys did too?!?!? Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck. I’d be absolutely raging ngl. 

At this point, I’m just picturing the rest of the team frozen listening to the argument wherever they are in the house. 

PS: tumblr haven't gotten back to me yet so my account is likely still fucked :)

I am so floored at this review I can't even breathe

First of all, I'm an aging millennial myself so no meme is too old for me so BRING IT

When V speaks again, he sounds livid. “Wait, he saw that you were hurt and still left you there?” “Yeah. Maybe you two could start a club or something."

You know how Taylor said that "darling, i'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream" was one of the best lines she ever wrote because it's that savage? That's me with this comeback.

As for what happened next: you know, I knew it would be shocking but the reactions I've received are so shocked that it's left me reeling a little bit - but yes, this is a very put-your-phone-down-and-stare-into-the-void-to-process-it kind of moment because... sigh, Taehyung.

Kitchen argument: I'M NOT CONFIRMING A THING. But can I just say it's making me sCREAM on the inside that you're picking up clues I'm leaving in other fics!!!! I think most readers are following only certain members' storylines (which is fine <3) but I fully intend to be dropping easter eggs and proper plot points here and there so afgjfgafakfj i'm SQUEALING.

(Also, hope you enjoyed that fried egg, it sounds delicious)

Jimin - ykw, I would agree with you. Still not giving anything away, but I cannot imagine a scenario where Jimin wouldn't stick up for Tae even if he doesn't like it, and pretty much for the exact reasons you said. Also, I really read Jimin as someone who enjoys gossip but doesn't necessarily like to be part of the actual drama - I think it would make him hella uncomfortable.

I think the next fic will clear up a lot of the question marks - at least in terms of what really went down and how and why (ngl, but I'm stressing about writing this but also so looking forward to it). And lmao, I'm sure at least some of the other members would've overheard it but I think they'd know to steer clear of Tae when he's in a bad mood (also this meme KILLED me)

WHEN will Tumblr fix your account akajfajkf you have some god-tier reactions that NEED to be seen

[almadelsur]

I'm just thinking about Frank as bestfriend's dad doing nasty things to me🥲I'm going to cry

okay but nonnie this- this is the one I’ve been waiting for. Y’all don’t understand how much I think abt shit like this and dads bsf! Frank just do things to me honestly (mainly because of the age gap between myself and jonny b but shhh) 🤤

So let’s just real quick age lil Lisa Castle wayyyyy up and just picture for a moment that Frank and Maria had her v v v v young let’s say around 17, so that the age gap isn’t too creepy :’) and that Frank and Maria were separated before she died so y’know it makes sense. !! 18+ Below !!

You didn’t grow up in New York so you didn’t get to meet Lisa, and by default Frank, until you were on the cusp of 20. As soon as you and Lisa met though, you became inseparable, always together, always laughing, instant best friends. You were way edgier than her, it would have been far too easy to assume that it had simply been due to the 2 year age gap between you but in reality you had something inside you that you couldn’t quite comprehend, something twisted and hungry. It didn’t put you in Maria’s best books, her preconceptions of you as an older bad influence for her daughter were set in stone before she even met you.

You first met Frank during Lisa’s 18th birthday gathering, and although you would have never admitted it to yourself back then, something inside you had been itching to meet him ever since you accidentally swiped on a family photo when Lisa was showing you whatever meme she had been raving about on her phone. Lisa was the spitting image of her mother, hardly any Castle features had developed on her face, so when you saw the picture you couldn’t help but stare. “Who’s that?” You’d asked her to which she responded in that same blatantly obvious tone she’d often take with you “That’s my dad”. Always the confident force of nature and certainly one to speak your truth you looked at the girl and without missing a beat shrugged out a “Lis I would legitimately fuck your dad.” The sentence had come off jokingly, yet despite the playful half-disgusted laughter that ensued and the slap on your arm that you had received, there had been nothing but truth behind your words.

But back to your first meeting. The second you extended your hand for him to shake, you felt something in you change. The way he held your eye contact as he shook your hand awoke something in you that half-scared you with a deliciously curious fright. “It’s nice to finally meet you, mister Castle.” It takes Frank a moment longer than intended to let go of your hand, he doesn’t know if it’s the way you nibble down on your lip after you adress him or the way that every thing about you just screams trouble like a big red neon sign above your head, but your words hit him with an imense sexual charge. His face gives nothing away, just his usual half frown accompanied by a gruff “You too, Lisa never stops talking about you.” When he finally drops your hand, you slowly push yourself past him, your shoulder brushing against his toned chest as you walk further indoors. “All good things I hope” you murmur to him before leaving him by the door, watching you walk away with a dizzy head from your intoxicating demeanour and fruity perfume. Throughout the rest of the day, Frank struggles to take his eyes off of you, he watches you from across the room as you laugh along with that skinny college freshman that Lisa had invited. You grip onto your cherry soda as you feign interest in the freshman’s story and when you bring that damn straw up to your needy mouth, he cant help but feel bad for the kid who clearly thinks he’s succeeding in his efforts to impress you. You’d eat the kid whole for breakfast and not give it a second thought, Frank thinks. You need someone who can handle you, someone like him. Frank would be able to keep you in line, take everything you’re offering without faltering and give you what you crave in the darkest parts of yourself that not even you knew about yet. He’d be able to teach you, he figures. Perceptive as ever, he sees the depth of your character before you’re even fully aware of it yet. He reads people, that’s his thing. And you? Shit he has you figured out right then and there. Behind your eyes is an animalistic desire you’re yet to let loose. He’d let you claw, bite and pounce whilst taming you with his thrusts. Something in him just knows that he’d be able to sedate you with his cock. Frank drowns his train of though with the rest of his beer, he has to force himself out of the room untrusting of his own lust. Later on that night, when he’s alone and safe to think freely within the confines of his room, he lets his mind wander back to you. The way you had smelled, the way your cherry stained lips had played around the tip of that straw, mister Castle. It wasn’t long before Frank had his cock in his hand pretending it was something better, pretending it was you. 

The next morning he feels so guilty and sick that he can’t even look at his own daughter in the eyes. What would Lisa say if she knew what he’d been thinking about her best friend, what would you? Unbeknownst to Frank you had spent your evening doing the exact same thing he had. Moaning out at the thought of that unforgiving gaze staring down at you as he rips out orgasm after orgasm out of you. 

As time goes by, you begin to think Frank actively dislikes you, you wander if you had crossed the line with him that first time. He keeps his distance whenever you’re around and hardly ever looks at you in the eyes whenever he does miraculously speak to you. He sets this dynamic pretty early on and whilst you despise the thought of things being that way, you accept it. Frank calls the shots and you follow, back then you didn’t realise how the meaning behind those words would change. Until one night. 

Okay !! So I actually have a part 2 to this that I’m close to finishing but I got so impatient that I just had to post this !! Also big thank you to @theshamsandherzahraat for being an angel and giving me advice on this <3 And as always:

Send me your Frank Castle asks, concepts and thoughts!!

[reflectionsofneptune]

little things about the Venus Signs

abstract dreamy things I associate with the Venus Signs in Astrology.

Aries Venus

Risk. Risks you take because you know that something exciting is on the edge of it. A good time. Fire and desire, a flammable combination you can’t help but be drawn too. Dependability. Someone who has your back. Moments to remember. Legs dangling off a balcony because when the wind moves, you’re filled with freedom and empowerment. Less thoughts. More actions. Weekends away, just because. Kisses in public, just because. Laughter. Belly laughs which’ll have you crying. Experiences to remember. Eye contact. Daring you to look away. A look that just does something to you. Promises something more.

Taurus Venus

Stability. Stability in something we’ve nurtured and are proud to share together. Routine. Loyalty. You know where you stand. An unsaid declaration to show up, in the good times and the ugly. Someone you can count on. Delicious food. Shared. Eating in bed. Fingertips that mould to every curve of your body and incite a strong feeling in your core. Physical senses heightened. Your favourite scent. Tender, routine moments of care. A love that is a grounding force when life gets a bit too much. Gifts with you in mind. That heady feeling of pleasure. Can’t get enough. Don’t want to. Feenin’. Sharing what I have, with you.

Gemini Venus

Lightness. Love is light-hearted but sentimental. Akin to cold champagne, bubbles in your tummy and warmth in your head. Laughter. Lots of it. Hanging out with other people but my body language and eye contact is on you. Late night conversations with you. Pushing your buttons because I can, but my intentions are pure. Can you deal? A willingness to delve into the deeper emotions of life. Being charmed. Flirting back and forth. Lip biting. Feigning forgetting important dates to surprise you later and show that I pay attention. Smiling till your face hurts. It’s hard to be sad when I’m around you. A desire to know what you’re thinking. 

Cancer Venus

Coming home. My door is open and every meeting feels like the first time all over again. A love that follows you everywhere. Cleanses you. Breakfast in bed. A sensitive spot touched on your back. Just. Like. That. Emotions. Emotions on overdrive. Are these mine or yours? Emotional highs. Highs that sweep you up into the heavens where everything is fluffy and soft. Feels like you’re treading warm water, soft ripples glimmer in the moonlight. Devotion. Whatever you want, I can take care of it. Being fed. And then devoured whole by the intensity. It’s all you can feel. Sink or swim, I’m right there with you.

Leo Venus

Loyalty. I vow to ride things out for you. With you. Anything for my equal. Nothing but the best. Tender moments where eyes are locked and the inner spirit is visible, for a moment. Taking pictures in iconic places. Compliments. Affirming how good you look. Back rubs. Head rubs. Hand on my heart, I swear this feels too good to be true. Playfulness. Teasing. I wanna see what you’re about. Show me how I light you up so I know i’m not the only one feeling this way. Wearing my heart on my sleeve. Nights spent enjoying each other’s company. Messing around, just because. Letting you in because you recognise the inner child within me.

Virgo Venus

Little things. The things you overlook I cover. There’s little I wouldn’t do for you. I got you. Practical gifts. Soft nagging. Simple things done together. Grocery shopping. Your favourite treat in your bag because today is a big day and I believe in you. A connection that surpasses the body but is rooted within the spirit. Acceptance of all your flaws. Loving you even more for it. A mental connection that just flows. Dry jokes. You get me. Subtle touches. Gratitude. Feelings that run deep. Putting in work because I value this connection. Showing a different side of me when I’m with you.

Libra Venus

Balance. Sweet words. An even sweeter smile, with eyes crinkling. Matching our steps when we’re together because I like being in a groove with you. Sharing a milkshake with two straws. A fairytale romance where only true love is promised. Holding hands. Thinking of you. A sense of peace together. Taking turns splitting the bill because this right here is based on give and take. Tucking that stray hair behind your ear. Looking at you pains me a little. Yin and Yang. But in a good way. Nothing is perfect, but this right here, is real close.

Scorpio Venus

Bare. That’s how it feels. Seeing beneath the physical body but wanting more. Surrounded by people but consumed by your presence. Heat. A look. A smirk. Intense feelings. Intense feelings that you can either face head or back away, either way you’ll feel it. No sharing. But no prisoners, either. Ride or die. You’re guaranteed not to be the same after. Say goodbye to the old you. Secrets shared. Each day brings us closer and I’m fast getting used to it. Flying off the edge because something greater needs to be explored. Shadow emotions not shrinking away from the light but opening up to be perceived. Deep healing. An even deeper connection. 

Sagittarius Venus

Exploration. Exploration of your mind. A raucous kind of love. Play fighting. An acceptance of you and how I come together. Falling a lil bit deeper each time you express whats on your mind. Freedom. Introducing each other to new things. Living life on the wild side. Travelling together, you and I and two backpacks. Anything feels possible when I’m with you. Remembering how to dream. Questionable decisions that feel oh so good in the end. Having faith. In a higher power, in a higher calling. In you.

Capricorn Venus

A quiet declaration of love that doesn’t need outside confirmation. You know what it is. Weekends away in the countryside. Showing up for you. Playing house. Love is made a priority. Lunch dates. Settling down in the evening just us. Brushing our teeth together and sneaking glances in the mirror. An earthy kind of love. Feeling grounded, together. Helping you take the burden off of your shoulders. You can lean on me. Dinner and drinks. Privacy. Living our best life together. Taking things slow but an end goal is in place. Doing things for long-term results. Thinking of a future where you feature. 

Aquarius Venus

Acceptance. A connection that questions everything you knew before. Shaking your world up. How open are you to the unpredictable? I wanna find out. Making a fool out of ourselves because its 1AM and we’re up. Watching the sun come up. Netflix and chill. A series we watch together, just us. It’s our thing. Listening to your dreams but getting distracted by the pure passion emanating from your eyes. Finding humour in awkward situations. Shining eyes. Things we share together. Moments of time apart that we share which doesn’t feel impending of something bad, but more of a comforting reminder that what we have is something to come back to. Trust. Sending you this meme because I saw this and thought of you.

Pisces Venus

Unconditional. A connection that doesn’t exist on a 3D level. Love that filters through into your dream world. What separates us? Not much. Fantasies materialising. Taking place on a soul level. Dreamy eyes. Looking at you just because. Looking at you when you’re not looking. Talking to you but then losing track because you look so damn good. Tracing the curves of your face. Holding hands with thumbs circling that fleshy part where the thumb meets the index. Losing myself in you. Sharing things together that can’t be explained. We don’t want too. 

| little thoughts about mercury placements

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| little thoughts about saturn placements

[bump1nthen1ght]

I’m Still Hurting (Orc x Reader) Part 2

Pairings: Fem!Reader/Male!Orc

Genre: Urban Fantasy, Angst

Warnings: None

Word Count: 2107 words

Summary: You and your boyfriend establish a new normal

A/N: At long last, the highly requested part two! I had a bit of struggle coming up with a proper followup to the first part (which was part of why I left it with an open-ended ending in the first place lol). Little less angst this time, I felt these two deserved a little sweetness after the last chapter. Hope y'all enjoy!

Part 1

The first thing that caught your eye when you walked by the music store was the Grand Piano. It was gorgeous: Polished mahogany, a nice velvet seat, and keys that looked like they had never seen the sticky fingers of a curious 8 year old.

“Wow, is that new?”

You nod, admiring the old-fashioned air of the instrument. You knew jack shit about music, but even you could tell that this piano was an antique, one probably worth a good chunk of change.

“Must be. I’ve never seen it before and this place is on my way to work.”

Waruck hmms, pressing his hands up against the glass. His eyes sparkle when he sees the “Free to Play” sign right next to the piano. It probably reminds him of his Grandpa’s, the one he played when you guys visited his family for Christmas.

That was a long time ago.

“Want to go in?”

Waruck pulls away from the glass, eyebrows raised. He rubs the back of his neck and steps a couple feet back, trying to curb his enthusiasm.

“Uh, we don’t have to-”

“I don’t mind. It's been a while-” You pause, the slight-anxiety in the air making every casual word difficult, “It’s been a while since I’ve heard you play.”

Waruck smiles, small and polite, and opens the door of the shop for you. Before, he might have done a little bow and said “Ladies First” in a British accent.

But that was before, and this is now. Now, every comment is walking on eggshells, whispered tentatively and under your breath. Testing the waters for how comfortable you two could get around each other.

Still, it was exponential growth from two months ago.

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After your meeting at the coffee shop, you had asked Waruck for a month; A month of privacy, for you to collect your thoughts and feelings, to be alone for a bit. He had agreed immediately, shuffling out of the cafe with a hunched back and a melancholy air, but he had kept his promise. You took the time to focus on other things, shifting your relationship to the back of your mind and enjoying the day-to-day.

But a part of you felt a little bad, like maybe you were stringing Waruck along for an inevitable breakup. Getting his hopes up for an extra tortuous punishment that left a sour taste in your mouth. So on one brave Saturday night, you sent him a meme you saw on Instagram, one that reminded you of him.

That second month saw the two of you texting more and more frequently, sending little jokes, asking how your day was, so and so. Each week rebuilt a little bit more of that familiarity, that comfortableness. It finally got to the point where Waruck asked if you were free one weekend. He just wanted to get some lunch and stroll around the neighborhood for a bit. For the first time in a while, that idea didn’t seem too bad.

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The air is considerably cooler inside the store, a tiny bell ringing as a rush of air-conditioned air hits both of you. Waruck makes a beeline for the piano, his footsteps short and quick. You feel a smile crawl on your face; He always acted like an excited kid when it came to music.

Waruck plops down in the center of the stool, fingers lightly brushing over the keys in awe. You walk up the piano’s side, laying your hand on the wood and admiring the lack of smudge marks on the polished wood. Waruck tests out a G note and although the sound is short, it’s extremely pleasant. Waruck’s smile grows even larger.

“When I was a young boy…”

You mutter under your breath. Waruck chuckles, quickly continuing onto a G flat.

“My father took me into the city,” Waruck hums

“To see a marching band.” The two of you sing together, laughing a little bit too loudly and gaining a sharp look from the tired sales clerk. Waruck waves a little apology, but that playful grin stays on his face.

“Wow, that brings back some repressed Hot Topic memories.”

“Seriously. I can almost feel the book my band teacher used to thwack me with. Me and my buddies would sneak into the choir room and play that all the time.” Waruck’s fingers dance over a couple more notes, aimless.

You’ve always liked watching Waruck play. His fingers were so dextrous and controlled,  not to mention long and nicely articulated. He’d probably make good money from a hand-model side-gig.

“Want to take a seat?”

You shift your focus away from Waruck’s hands. He’s made space on the bench and pats the open space next to him.

“Yeah, sure.” You say, despite the fast pace your heart is now beating.

You keep a solid two inches of distance between your bodies, keeping your thighs together as to not brush your legs with his. It felt like a middle school dance, keeping a bible length away from your partner to avoid the disapproving stare of the chaperones.

Waruck nods, absentmindedly running his fingers up the scale. “Any requests?”

Immediately, all non-love songs depart from your brain. One of your favorite pieces sits on the tip of your tongue and your brain refuses to let it go. You shake your head.

“Nope. It’s all yours, music man.”

Waruck chuckles, a little louder and a lot more comfortable, as he sits deeper in his seat.

“Prepare,” Waruck cracks his knuckles, “to be amazed.”

You bite back a laugh. He’s still such a dork.

He starts to play, his hands easily finding the right keys, moving like a well-oiled machine. Your heart nearly skips a beat before it melts into a puddle of sentiment.

It’s your favorite.

The song brings back memories of your childhood, a rainy day in, and delicious food. It’s like chicken soup for the soul and you can feel any of the left over tension leave your body.

Waruck’s eyebrows furrow with concentration, but he has a large smile on his face, his large tusks peeking out from his lips. His arm stretches across the piano as the song hits its most fast-paced part. His biceps and shoulders lean more into your space, but the feeling isn’t unwelcome. It feels natural, as if his presence and yours is part of the piece itself.

Waruck’s thigh brushes against yours, but his pace doesn’t falter and neither does yours. You stay enraptured, watching how easily he slips into the music. You barely even notice how you have begun to lean closer to his side; Your mind says it’s to give his arms plenty of space to play, but it’s still far more comfortable than you are willing to admit.

How easy it feels, in the moment, to fall back into routine.

The song begins slowing to a stop, only a couple seconds left, when the sounds of the music shop return to you. A giggle from not too far rings discordant with Waruck’s piano.

Three girls stand not too far from you, watching with fascination as Waruck plays.

“Wow, he is so good!” One whispers to her friends.

There is nothing even remotely lascivious in their eyes or in their words, but a knife still twists in your gut. Your throat constricts as flashes of your bedroom, of unanswered texts, and a picture of a bar corner booth send needles down your spine and into your heart.

Is this wrong? Is this giddy feeling you have only distracting you from reality? Is it like this song, Waruck’s playing, beautiful but temporary?

“Ugh, I want what they have.”

“I know, right? How romantic.”

They’re wrong, you’re wrong, this is wrong; It’s fake, fake, fa-

Your eyes dart to and fro, trying to desperately avoid Waruck’s quickly overwhelming body heat and your audience, before it catches on the distorted shape of your reflection in the window.

The glass is old, slightly drooping, even the golden lettering of the music shop’s name looks dusty and sun-bleached.

But what is unmistakable is you and Waruck. Waruck, playing piano, and looking at you. Looking at you with the love in his eyes you thought had died, or had never been there at all. The group of girls stands in the background, small and out of focus.

And Waruck is staring at you.

“Are you okay?” Waruck asks, his warm hand on your shoulder.

You whip your neck around, almost getting whiplash.

You’re here, in the music store, with your boyfriend. He looks at you, brow slightly puzzled from your wild eyes.

“Yeah, yeah, I,” You suck in a deep breath, “Sorry, I guess I got lost in my own head. That song gets me kind of nostalgic.”

Waruck pats your shoulder and you miss it’s heat when he pulls it back to his side. He smiles, but you can tell he is still slightly worried.

“No problem, I get it.”

You notice now how much closer Waruck is to you. His chest has shifted towards yours, the fabric of his shirt sleeve pressing against the skin of your bicep. Waruck’s knee absentmindedly knocks into yours, but the contact doesn’t sting or jolt you. Not even the continuing silence makes the situation awkward.

It’s nice.

“Do you want to check out the record aisle? They might actually have that piece on vinyl.”

Waruck gestures with his thumb to the piles of CD’s and records not too far from you two. You nod

“Yeah, that sounds great.”

--------

The two of you spend about an hour in the music store, pointing out hilarious cover art and admiring some vintage finds. Waruck even gets you to chuckle a couple of times, slowly bringing out his old cheesy puns.

Waruck’s missed this.

You two walk out of the music store at the tail end of one of Waruck’s jokes, you playfully punching his shoulder.

The two of you wander, in the opposite direction of your cars, for a little while. But Waruck hasn’t lost track of time; No, he’s soaking in every moment he can, every smile and lingering look you give him. Every reminder that this is real.

He spent a week agonizing over what he did. Stuck in silence as he gave you your space. His friends (His real friends, not those assholes from the bar) had offered to come by and keep him company, but he turned it down.

When Waruck got back into routine, it was slow-rolling. It was difficult to fight the instinct to check his phone for a good-morning text, or check your Instagram for any ‘post-breakup’ partying.

No, he had already broken your trust once. The least he could do was give you some time. Spend some hour not wallowing in self-pity, but actively make a change.

Waruck began to accept those invites to a chill hang out, playing some poker and sipping on beer with the gang. He played his keyboard when the thoughts got too loud and went jogging when the music wasn’t loud enough. He called his mom a couple of times, even sent his sister a  couple of texts to catch up. They hadn’t spoken outside of holidays for almost three years.

Maybe he was the one that needed time.

God, why did you have to be so smart?

“Oh shit, how long have we been walking?” You mutter, checking your watch for the time. Waruck turns around you, already knowing the answer was 27 minutes, exactly. The both of you were nearing the edge of the neighborhood, cafes and shops turning into residential suburbs. “Dang, time really flies, huh?”

Waruck smiles.

“With you? It always does.”

You give him a half smile, patting his bicep. “Oh my god, you’re such a cheeseball.”

Waruck winks and shoots you some finger guns.

“You know it babe.”

You giggle, checking your watch once more, face turning just a little bit.

“I should probably head back, I’m getting dinner with some friends tonight.”

A small part of Waruck yearns for more time, but he lets it go.

Space, this was about establishing space.

“I had a lot of fun today, Waruck.” You step a little closer, Waruck’s heart skips a beat.

“Me too.” He whispers, his breath catching as your fingers brush against his.

It’s a simple gesture, one you’ve down a million times. But when your palm slips into his, your finger’s interlocking, it’s like fireworks have gone off.

“Same time, next week?”

Waruck nods, not trusting himself to speak without a voice crack.

That’s all he needed, all you wanted; The promise of the future.

“Yes, I would love that.”

[ahjustroza]

Do you have any hcs abt Last Legacy modern au?

Sorry for the wait! I just write very slow 🥺😭 btw I am still writing other requests! I'll post them as soon as I finish writing ✨😌😏 And YES I still take requests😏😏😏

Lol btw I haven't played the catboy Felix tale yet but found his delicious CG. Also, there might be typos etc. My dyslexia was a hoe for the last couple of days (･_･

Last Legacy Modern Au Headcanons

Sage

Lmao the first time you went to his place you faced with an ancient-looking old computer that he found in a garage sale

"It still works"

"Sage with its monitor alone you can heat your entire house in winter"

"Aye, but I don't have to use that to get heated if you catch my drift."

Let me give you a concept: thrift store dates

You took him to a thrift store once and thought it might be fun

But at the moment you entered the store Sage found a damn fake fur jacket and gold sunglasses

He will buy anything with a famous brand logo and say it is original and is an antique

But he'll only do that to annoy people

Mostly.

Sage cares about his looks but doesn't go crazy about it

Before dating you he just lived his life like a street kid like in cyberpunk 2077

Sage and Tulsi grew up in slums and then Sage got an apartment so that Tulsi could grow up in a safe environment

He didn't go to college but made sure that Tulsi did

Sage basically works as a mercenary in the modern au as well

He travels a lot and has to disappear for a looong long time

Tulsi is used to it but you aren't

Once you two are in a relationship and he feels ready to settle down he might get a job closeby to your shared house

You made him realize that he needs his family around him

And now he is not alone to carry all the burden by himself

He knows that if he can't make it in time you will be there to help out Tulsi or take care of all the work for him

He feels lighter around you

Also, he makes many people jealous on the streets lol

Whenever you two are on a date no one can believe that you, a literal divine being, could look at a Boku no pico catboy maid-sama man like him.

He is also jealous of you

But never possessive

He likes to send you out of context memes in the worst possible times ever

Like you got Luigi and Mario animations, doing the waltz, with the Britney Spears' Toxic song during the busiest hour of your shift

He also texted "This us"

The audacity

Sage would also LOVE video games

Especially Final Fantasy games

But he suck at playing them so he makes you play instead

And he'll give instructions too

"I saw a checkpoint in the other room babe,"

"Love, I gotta run away from the boss right now."

"It's not the boss, bosses have their boss rooms. This is an obstacle"

Sage also suck at filing taxes

So good luck with that

I can see Sage having PTSD treatments because of his traumatized childhood and the life he had to live until now after settling down with you

You convinced him to go to therapy and Tulsi backed you up

So he will take medications every day

At first, you had to remind him a lot, but then he just made it an addiction and now doesn't need reminders

He was never happier and finally had a taste of a healthy and caring relationship with you

He is also not so terrible with putting the IKEA furniture together.

Felix

He got expelled from Harvard.

Then his rich father had to convince the headmaster to reconsider the decision and Felix ended up with suspension instead smh

Felix's grades are great but he has disciplinary issues

I can see him majoring in criminal justice and mortuary science

Or maybe just mortuary science

Escell was very disappointed in him.

He is also famous for dating with the valedictorian among Harvard graduates

Then they broke up and you yeeted yourself in his life

Or he yeeted himself to your arms

He literally dramatically fell one day and you happened to be close to catch him

Then the Titanic music played in the background with the slow summer rain fell down to your heads

You are hot so he was flustered

Like he internally screamed when he fell in your arms

Or shall I say fell in love?

You two then started as friends since not too later he found out that he might actually have a chance with you after you mentioned your love of video games and romance books

After starting to date he confessed that he has an AO3 account asddgf

Rime was a burden too

He was the one who broke Felix's heart

But still wanted him to only love him and him alone

Then you were like

"Hoe listen to me..."

Rime hot

But no

Felix cried until morning the day you fist fought Rime in the grocery store parking lot

AAHGDHFA

Scylla secretly approved your determination that day and watched the fight afar

Escell got drunk and Florian came home the day after for everyone's explanations

The deeper your relationship got the more a part of his family you become

I mean every Friday it was now a routine that Felix and you attended family dinner

No one even asks anymore they just put your plate down and Escell hides his most expensive wine bottles from everyone

Felix is not good to live in his own house though

He always lived with someone in the house so he wasn't alone

Ever.

When you moved into the same house with him Felix was relieved

You two will be emos together and watch fifty shades of grey movies during the quarantine

Please ask Felix if he thinks the movie is interesting, he will avoid you all day long

Then become a blanket burrito at night lmao

Oh btw he might tell you random facts about mortuary

Like you are in the shower and he comes in to brush his teeth

Then he'll tell you a fact you didn't have to know then leave

"Truly fascinating, if you ask me."

He is also the type to text you from the other side of the room

Or call you from the other room to ask you if you can bring him something to eat

Felix would also love to go to the farmers' market too

"Finally some quality food."

Whenever you two go on a vacation together

lmao someone ALWAYS takes his hand and reads his palm

Only to be ended up getting scolded and getting a proper palm reading from Felix

Anisa

Call her and ask if she wants drive tru

"Love, it is thREE IN THE MORNING, I have work tomorrow-"

"So two? Or nah?"

"Get a coffee."

Actually, she wants a cookie but won't admit it

She knows you'll get her a cookie

You always get her a cookie with coffee

Anisa might be a great investigator if you ask me

If not a detective or a police chief or lieutenant

But I think she would work in law enforcement

Or she might also start her own company and rise as well

Unlike Sage and Felix, Anisa will not live in the same house with you before she decides to settle down for good

It's not because she doesn't want you around her

But because she is always at work and doesn't want to leave everything to you to handle at home

But she is always with you on her day offs

Will call you once a day at least

Text you during her breaks or whenever she can

If you can show up at her workplace during the lunch break she will take you to the nearest coffee shop

"Their coffee is not nearly as good as yours, but among other shops, this is the most drinkable one."

She will spoil you during your dates!

She likes to see you smile and will do anything for you to have a good time with her

So expect sweets, movie nights, amusement park dates, or just traveling during both of your yearly week/month offs/breaks

She won't admit it but likes it when you try to match your clothes with hers

She will know your favorite everythings lol

Take her to a dinner date and she will be so happy and feel spoiled

She will let you paint her nails

Let you get all the hot water in the shower

Will let you wear her clothes

Pillow fights are allowed every now and then

When she gets sick she'll try to power through but likes it when you baby her

Whenever you get sick she will try to not fuss over you but every 15 minutes she'll ask to take you to see a doctor

She is a cereal gal

You might have to drag her to bed many nights because she will take work at home

Oh my god, do play dungeons and dragons with her

If you visited somewhere she has never been she will ask a lot of questions about your trip

Likes to binge a tv series you two found online

Also enjoys just silent but comfortable moments with you

When you read your book she will gaze at you

All heart eyes

Will put her favorite picture of you two as her profile picture in her social media accounts

Will like your every post

ALWAYS TEXTS BACK TO YOU. ALWAYS.

Never leaves you on read/seen

She will either give you a proper text or just let you know that she is busy at the moment

Also if you come home later than her she will ask if you want her to prepare anything special you want for dinner

otherwise, she'll do dishes that you both like anyway

If she is late, she'll call you to ask if you need anything from the grocery store, etc.

[headgehug]

Can you do Charlie x AMAB Reader, comforting him after a rough day?

oh damn now that I look at this again I think I maybe misread it lol. sorry >.< anyways here's Charlie comforting reader after a rough day. (sfw, neutral reader)

Sometimes you came home and told your boyfriend it had been a rough day, and he would sit you down on the couch, wrap blankets around the two of you, and ask if you’d rather talk about it or be distracted from it. But more often than not, he would just know, as soon as you walked in the door, that something was off, and then all the stops were pulled out to cheer you up, with Charlie reaching into his emotional fix-it bag before you even had your shoes off.

Most of the time it would start off the same, with you being ushered over to the couch and swaddled in one of his many blankets. The extent to which he knew you and knew how to make things better had already started, with him choosing a blanket specifically suited to your needs: a heavy, thick one, when it was cold out, or if you looked particularly wound-tight, the heat and weight encouraging you to relax your tense muscles and melt into the cushions; on warmer days, he had very light blankets that he would drape around your shoulders and over your head like a hooded cape, tossing one over himself as well and wriggling up next to you like a happy worm; and on days where you looked very tired and frustrated, he pulled out the softest blanket, well-loved and worn and soothing to the touch, tucking it around you before pulling you into a big hug, both cross-legged on the couch with his arms tight around you.

What went down on the couch also varied by the day. If you felt like talking, you would usually start without much prompting from him, which you knew he appreciated, being an attentive listener but not really liking having to ask questions, preferring to just listen and nod and give input where it was appreciated. If you didn’t feel like talking, and you seemed tired, he would turn on the TV, keeping the volume low so you could both just zone out and let the television waves scramble your brains into a pleasant mush. It had taken him a while to find exactly what to do when you weren’t tired but still didn’t want to talk things through: for that, he had finally landed on the classic “cat picture to cover up things you didn’t really want to think about,” pulling out his phone and opening one of the few apps he had downloaded, where the entire home page feed was filled with cat pictures, cat memes, cat videos, and cat stories, which he would read through quickly with the help of a screen reader before excitedly paraphrasing them for you, to which you reacted with all the “aww”s and “ohh”s of someone who had not already just heard the story read out loud.

Next, when the impending call of dinnertime superseded the allure of therapeutic venting, brain-scrambling, or adorable kittens, Charlie would disentangle himself from you, planting apologetic kisses all over your face until you stopped pouting and let him leave. He didn’t stray far, puttering around in the little kitchenette, somehow pulling together a miraculously delicious dinner despite the permanently disorganized cooking area and oddly-stocked cabinets. He chatted with you while he cooked, if you were up for the conversation, or he would put on some music, dancing around in such a silly way that no matter how poorly you felt he would bring a smile to your face eventually and even more often deep, healing laughter that brought tears to your eyes and made you pull him into your lap for another round of kisses. Whatever the day outside your little apartment brought, you would always have Charlie to come home to, delightfully unpredictable, endearingly determined, endlessly in love with you.

[cheri-translates]

[CN] ASMR Transcript - Falling Rain (Kiro)

🍒 Warning: This post contains detailed spoilers for an ASMR, 落雨, which has not been released in English servers! 🍒

The warm island in the downpour is the shared temperature between the both of you.

[ intense downpour noises ]

Miss Chips,

Come here quickly!

Are you cold?

There’s a set of clean clothes in the luggage.

The rain poured without warning.

I’ll never trust weather reports again.

Here, change into it quickly.

Hm?

It’s mine.

Your dresses are too thin.

We just got drenched,

So you need to wear something thicker.

[ Kiro’s cute “achoo” and sniff sniffs ]

I’m not cold.

I’m really not cold.

I sneezed because...

Heh. Because Miss Chips was thinking about me.

Change into it quickly.

I’ll turn around then.

I promise not to look.

[ heartbeat noises + rustling of clothes + Kiro’s breaths turning rapid ]

...are you done changing?

In that case, I’ll...

Turn around.

Your hands are so cold...

Your face is pretty cold too...

Come, lean over a little.

It’s all my fault.

I forgot to bring an umbrella.

Miss Chips and I ended up getting caught in the rain together.

But the rain here is mostly temporal.

It’d stop after a while.

Eh?

I heard that there are many wild cats and magpies in this forested park.

If we’re lucky,

We might meet little squirrels.

You want to take photos with little squirrels?

Sure!

Ah. The rain came down so suddenly.

We didn’t have the time to have a picture together.

Hm?

We didn’t take many.

I only took...

Barely 50 in total.

Really!

If you don’t believe me, you can check for yourself.

Oh... the ones I took previously don’t count.

How’s that many?

The amount of space you occupy in my heart

Has the same proportion as the number of photos stored in my phone.

Hm?

Ahh... this photo.

[clears throat] This doesn’t count as a photo I took in secret.

When Miss Chips was sleeping,

I took this photo openly.

You don’t look ugly in it.

Pursing your lips while sleeping is clearly very adorable.

I find that I took too few photos...

Every moment with Miss Chips -

I wish to document them all.

And keep them properly.

[ heartbeat noises + Kiro’s breaths speed up ]

The rain seems to be getting heavier.

I wonder what the little animals in the vicinity are doing right now.

They should be like Miss Chips, who is idling around over the weekend,

Eating, playing, and sleeping in their homes.

Huh? I’m not laughing at anything in particular.

I was just thinking about the exceptional resemblance between Miss Chips with her lips pursed while sleeping,

And a little squirrel with food stuffed in its cheeks.

Not just that.

The last time you were eating melon seeds while watching TV dramas at home,

I gave you a scare.

Back then, your eyes widened like saucers,

And you dropped the seeds in your hands.

Exactly the same as the little squirrel meme you often send to me.

Huh? I resemble little squirrels more when I’m holding a bag of chips?

All right then.

We’re both squirrels.

Did you know something?

Little squirrels will hide the pine cones they discover

In places where other animals can’t find.

This way, when it rains,

They can huddle in their warm homes,

Hug their precious object, listen to the sound of the rain,

And sleep in.

They don’t have to worry that other animals will brave the rain and snatch their food.

...just like us right now.

How’s it any different?

To little squirrels,

The pine cone in their arms is the most important thing.

They need to hug it tightly.

Sometimes, I’d want to be like a squirrel,

And hide the precious thing that I like the most

In a place that only I can find.

My Miss Pine Cone...

Can’t be seen by anyone else.

Hm... I’ve finally fulfilled this dream.

Now,

I must be the happiest big squirrel in the world.

Hm? Miss Chips’ pine cone?

It’s me, of course.

I’m the most delicious Big Pine Cone Kiro in the entire world. [chuckles]

If you don’t believe me,

[whispers] You could try giving it a bite.

[ kiss ]

How is it?

I didn’t lie to you, did I?

The Miss Pine Cone in my arms smells really good.

Her ears seem a little red.

Are you feeling a little warmer now?

Your face has flushed too.

Sure enough, sticking together for warmth is very effective.

In that case, let me hug you like this for a while longer.

I still want to hide you for a little longer.

if only this rain could last a little longer.

Before the downpour stops,

Every breath and expression from Miss Chips -

Belong only to me.

[ heartbeats + Kiro’s heavy breathing ]

[o-pandora-o]

Baker MC: April Fool's Special

Baker MC strikes again! Fooling the Demon Brothers in April Fool's by their realistic cake. How would they react?

Note: I would like to apologize beforehand, some of the brothers turned out to be boring rather than funny. I will try to edit this when I have the time.

Lucifer:

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Background: You planned this with the Anti-Lucifer squad. You hid all his pen in his room leaving a suspicious "pen" that looks like the pen he usually use. Satan put a powerful spell on the pen, removing its sweet scent to avoid the suspicion. You put a hidden camera to see his reaction.

Luci daddy came home tired from all the things he'd done in RAD.

He still have some paper works to finish, he put the paper works in the table and sat on his chair.

Ya'll saw him eyeing the "pen"

He picked up the pen and was gonna start writing until he glared at the camera and crushed the pen.

It was a chocolate and strawberry cake

He licked the strawberry (the filling of the pen) that splattered near his mouth, made a grin, glared at the camera and said "Run."

You all ran for your lives, spreading inside the House of Lamentation

Did you succeed in running : Nope

Did you three hang from the ceiling: Yes

Ya'll saw him smirk and laugh like a madman afterwards

Bonus:

Lucifer took a picture of you three hanging from the ceiling and sent it in the group with Diavolo.

Ofc ya'll didn't knew, you were hanging from the ceiling

Levi made it a meme and posted it on Devilgram AND gave Lucifer and Diavolo a printed copy

April Fool's to you

Mammon:

Credits to: The BakeKing

It was your turn in making dinner and Mammon kept bugging you if he can help.

"No Mammon" you kept on saying but he was still bugging you.

You weren't really mad at Mammon (honestly you thought it's funny), but to make things interesting...

"I SAID NO MAMMON" you shouted at him.

"LOOK WHERE YER CUTTING HU--AAAAHHHH!!!" You cut your hand and blood was running.

"AAAAAH! LOOK WHAT YOU DID MAMMON" you screamed.

"MCCCCCCCC YOUR HAND" yes I can see Mammon He screamed loud enough that it can be heard at Diavolo's castle.

Glad you two are alone in the House of Lamentation though

You were wearing a long sleeved jacket and the "cake" was your hand; it was like a lava cake, instead of chocolate it was darkened and smoothened strawberry puree.

You glared at him and blamed him

Poor boi was crying, kept apologizing, and saying the lines of "I'm sorry", "I'm so dead", and "Let's take ya to the hospital".

He shitted on his pants and kept panicking poor boi

It was hilarious tho

He was crying and you couldn't hide the laughter

"Oi! Did someone hit ya in the head? WHY ARE YA LAUGHING YER HAND WAS CU-" and he he saw that the interior of the so called "hand" was made out of strawberry and strawberry puree.

"April Fool's Mammon!" you told him as you finally reveal your real hand.

"MC! Why did ya prank me?! It wasn't a good prank! I thought you-" You shushed him while you gave him a small bag of grimm.

"Is it for me? Are ya sure ya ain't pranking me this time?"

"Yeah, now buy what you want to buy, I will just go to my room for a while" you replied.

Cue you teleporting

It was a bag full of gold-coated chocolate that looks (and is heavy) like a bag of grimm.

"MCCCCCCC!!!!!"

The next few days you see Mammon pouting and murmuring things about you.

You felt bad so you left grimm on the floor of his room every time you were near it

Leviathan:

Credits to: The BakeKing

On April 1st, Levi was required to go to the school for academic purposes, so you took this chance to play a lil prank on him.

When Levi was away, you hid all the items that he usually use: computer, consoles, Azuki-tan pillow, and some Ruri-chan figures.

And you took time to make realistic cake that are very similar to those you hid.

When he was almost home, you placed all the realistic cake on his room.

You were supposed to go on a raid with him when he comes home

Cue him coming home and going to his room

You visited the him in his room, panic reflecting off his face.

"Levi, is there something wrong?" you asked

"Ah, it's this computer, it doesn't open! And it seems I'm kind of making a dent on it too. It's so weirdddddd" he said

He got a bit forceful and his finger created a hole on the computer

"Eh? Cake? Mc did you do this? Lmao"

You hand him a note that says "Look for the cakes, the location of the real ones lie at the last treasured cake"

"Oh boy mc a scavenger hunt, its like the new anime I was watching 'My fiancée is a criminal mastermind that kept giving me clues to find the missing items and bodies to make myself famous' " I'm really sorry I really suck at names

So he proceeds with finding all the cakes, and he got all the real things for his room however...

" MC where is my limited edition Ruri-chan that is dressed like a succubus?"

"It's there, it was with the other Ruri-chan figures" you said as you were looking at the figures that he was holding

Turns out Mammon saw all the goods on your room, and took the chance to get one since he knows it wasn't yours.

April fool's? I guess.

Satan:

Credits to: SideSurf Cake Studio

You were helping him in his cooking duty today.

You requested that both of you make human food because apparently you "missed the taste" of the cuisine.

So you took care of the usual ingredients of the cuisine: vegetables, onion, garlic, meat and etc.

He didn't know or did he that you secretly placed realistic cake counterparts of it.

When it was cooking time, he selected the cake counterparts (this boi might be smart but you were from the human world so he thought it was correct).

He started cutting an onion, to his dismay he saw a soft chocolate interior.

"Huh? That can't be right, I believe onions should either have violet, yellowish, or whitish hue inside"

"Hmmm yeah, let me try this one" you said as you grabbed another onion and proceed to cut it

"Hm, this one is the right one, I wonder what happened to that" you said

STOP THE CAP MC

"Hm, anyways I will proceed in cutting the rest"

Bottom-line all he cut was cake and what you cut the real one

"Satan, maybe you were cursed? All the ingredients that you touched turned into cake" you said as you were preparing to take the meal to the dining area.

"I suppose that is the case, however... "

"Hm?" you said as you were supposed to bring the meal outside.

"However I have outsmarted you MC, I knew it was you who made those realistic mini cakes" he said as he took a bite of the onion cake while grinning smugly

Smart boi #2

"I-uhhh No it was not- Hey wait a min! If you knew why did you continue to make me believe you were fooled!" you replied

"April Fool's MC~, if I didn't do that I wouldn't have  extra time to spend with you" he said as he got out patting your head

Satan, you slick son of a bish

Asmodeus:

Credits to: Etsy

This guy is late for school

Did you plan to make him late? Yes No

Cue flashback: you ruined his beauty sleep 3 times which resulted in kicking you out of his room and made him wake up late

Well even though he is late, he would still do his morning routine without rush

Priorities ✨

You put a small camera on top of his cabinet to see his reaction

After hours of bathing he sat down to his dresser

He grabbed his toner and when he squeezed it lightly it nothing came out

"Ehhh? That's weird, I could've sworn this is the new toner I bought" he squeezed it more and the toner was destroyed revealing a squished vanilla cake

He sighed and said "MC did it again"

He tried looking and poking all of his makeup just to make sure it's not mini cakes

10/10 are all mini cakes

He saw a note that said "In the drawer lies the real make up hehe April Fool's day!"

When he came to RAD, he was already late for 4 hours

"MC when I said I wanted Makeup mini cakes, I wanted it for my birthday! Not today!"

Is disappointed at you

Will frown and pout when he pass by at you during school

Well you feel bad at pranking him so you treat him at an exclusive spa

Beelzebub:

Credits to: The Custom Cake Shop

I mean Bell eats everything, so is there even use?

Beel had the whole day working out

Since he didn't have much money (not that you persuaded him to bring less, no-) his only option is to go home and eat

During the time he was working out, you made different flavored cakes and pastries into dishes. You made a ton of (chocolate-strawberry cake into) cheeseburger, (cheesecake) devildom sushi, cake turned into slushy (the container can be eaten too), plates can also be eaten, etc.

Well you made Beel drool, he didn't waste time so he sat down and took a bite of the cheeseburger

He was slightly shocked because it was sweet rather than savory

But that didn't stop his hunger

It was about 10 mins till he finished what you have created in 12 hours (and more)

"MC all you made was really delicious, now I want something salty to eat...Let's eat dinner!" he said as he dragged you to eat

April fools to you

After that whenever you gave him something to eat/drink (like a glass of slushy or something) he would try to also eat the container

Poor kitchenware and Luci's budget

Belphie:

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This boi knows

Smartboi #3

You gave him a pillow that is the same as the pillow he usually carries

He didn't really say anything about it, but he knows for a fact that it is cake

He slept on it

Your hard work in making it realistic,, he slept on it

You came back to his room and you wait for him to wake up

"Mcccccc, this is so fluffy like my favorite pillowww, but it's not really a good way to prank someone, but on the other hand it's really convenient...."he said as he yawns and signals you to come to his bed

He took a bite of the errrr pillow and said" This is really good, like the last time you made a toilet paper, but you know what else is good?"

My love for you jk

" Hm?" you replied

" This!" he said as he began tickling your sides

You fight him back and tickle his sides when you had the chance

It ended of as you two were panting and laughing in bed

Poor cake pillow forgotten