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Thirst Trap: Chapter 12
"This I Have Discovered"
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Hold on to those crowns, drama pals!
And wouldn't you know it? It feels real rough to find out the guy you're head over holy heels for is actually eighty, knew your mama, and also thinks you're dumb enough not to see the big ol' framed picture of him on the rectory wall.
Excuse me, John Paul Pruitt Hill. Are you for real?
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Reluctantly, the priest leaves his bed - where you had previously bidden him to stay in the embrace of warm covers and your scent until his customary rising at six. For only a moment, he allows himself to lay on the pillow where your head had rested. He imagines smelling your hair & skin. Despite the morning cold that has stolen the warmth you’d left behind, he feels a low heat in a place he ought not.
Not right now, anyway.  
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brother-emperors · 1 day
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the ethically questionable internship situation with Cicero and Caelius and Crassus, who would like to go home now thank you
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whenever there’s some kind of discourse it’s kinda frustrating 2 me bc i have absolutely no opinion. like ever. sometimes it’s something valid that ppl are upset about and allowed to express their frustration with but then someone else blows it out of proportion and it becomes this huge Thing. then you’ve got other people dismissing it as something pointless and stupid while others are extremely pissed off about it to a ridiculous degree. i’m gonna say it. in my experience this fandom is worse for discourse than dsmp ever was
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queenharumiura · 4 days
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Keep Neo Accountable
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((I did say multiple times that I'd do it, but I'm officially going to try. I will go over my information and try to jog my memory on how I intended to portray Kyoko. I'm dusting her off so I can write her.
I promised two separate Tsuna's I'd bring her back LOLOLOL Gotta actually commit. If I don't bring her back by this weekend, someone kick my ass))
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thelaurenshippen · 2 months
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I had a member of a choir I used to direct named Birdie. So, in my mind, Birdie from Breaker Whiskey is a small, bright-eyed woman who has been in a wheelchair since she beat polio as a teenager. She is full of determination and kindness and doesn't take shit from anyone. But gently and politely. I know this is certainly incorrect, but since all we know of her is short statements and questions in beep form, I haven't had enough to bump that picture out of my head. It's interesting how different this is from a character whose actual voice the audience hears, even if we have very little info.
So, even though Whiskey doesn't trust her, and the audience probably isn't supposed to trust her completely, either, I can't help it. I sang "I'll Fly Away" at her graveside ceremony. I trust her entirely and Whiskey keeps hurting my feelings when she doesn't.
All to say, I am all caught up and still adore this podcast although I am highly annoyed by the slandering of my friend Birdie's name.
I absolutely love this, thank you so much for sharing <3 It sounds like your Birdie was a wonderful presence in the world and I have no doubt that if Whiskey were communicating with her, she'd trust her entirely.
As for the Birdie Whiskey is communicating with...well, neither of their stories is done yet.
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britneyshakespeare · 28 days
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Man is saying weird things to me again
#help mom he's oversharing about drinking scotch every evening#that's very on brand for Man#tales from diana#i literally did Nothing to reach out to him i don't know what he wants#i was just thinking in the shower literally not even half an hour ago about how you know it's strange#he used to always have this way of talking to me like he was trying to impress me which is just kinda silly honestly#like i was a 20-21-year-old in awe of him and he was a retired male model eight years older than me w more life experience#and some rather exotic and interesting experiences at that#i think he somewhat envies that i seem (at least to him) like a self-possessed 'intellectual'#thats how he talks to me at least. it's funny tho#not that im not. like. smart. i think the both of us know i'm better-read than he'll be in 3 lifetimes#and i'm not quite self-possessed but i certainly don't have the open-wounded insecurity he does#while also being rather more confident than most ppl in some areas (and it's not ALL unearned)#he's got much more ambition than i do though. more ambition than i'll have in 10 lifetimes#and he seems to do everything with a motivation of external validation and approval.#so i think he has a chip on his shoulder. poor little Man#the two of us could not be more opposite. but i don't really strive to be like him in the ways he strives to be like me#he chases this dream of what he thinks the perfect man is and it's quite inhuman so of course he falls short.#i on the other hand am if anything much TOO accepting of my own faults and shortcomings. ahem#these are all things i will never say to Man. he's too silly to hear it#besides. im rather sure he likes me (? in some way) and i am these days just very ambivalent to him#i can't NOT say i find him attractive bc i do but he's just. sooooo not the one lol#he's a fascinating creature all flaws aside but i never find myself studying him at my own volition#Man just comes outta the woods sometimes to tell me about his travels or women or whiskey. he's odd#he's very eccentric but between the two of us i think i'm the better eccentric. no wonder he visits me sometimes#but he brings gifts and prayers like he's coming to a devotional shrine or something. i'm like sir this is not a temple#he'll never be normal but he is so strange in the ways i'm too good for. if i do say so myself#(and that's saying something bc i'm not too good for ANYTHING)
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ravensmadreads · 11 months
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@fuckyeahdindjarin told me to write a tattoo artist Jack Daniels (and @barbiewritesstuff was an encouraging loving menace like always) and I wrote the bits I wanted to write (it sucks) And then I tried adding some plot (cause she had to end up in the chair you know??? ) and now its entirely too much plot and none of it makes sense (it does in my head but idk about you all) but I'm having entirely too much fun with these idiots (sombody smack sense into me) And it's mostly a disaster (but whatever) Ok. Yeah. So.
Does anyone want a sneak peak?
Also. Somebody stop me.
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buysomecheese · 6 months
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Ok my phone's off but I need to remember to tell my boyfriend so Everyone gets to see On The Tumblr
This ice cream is so good actually I have so many ideas for things to use Old Bay in now fr. The cornmeal fucks with the texture too much for my liking but the flavor is So good. Like I'm definitely for suresies using Old Bay in whatever pie I end up making for Thanksgiving + I'm thinking I'll fold it into the whipped cream I think that would combine really well
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raceispunk · 10 months
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For me the word 'copious' is always tied to the connotation or a questionably large amount, rather than simply a lot. 'Copious amounts' to me implies someone off in the corner raising their eyebrow at your breadstick collection and carries a comedic connotation that is literally just not apart of the word.
The reason why is that it's always used to describe alcohol.
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dennisboobs · 8 months
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ok i wasn't gonna say anything but hbomberguy was the first like on this fucking post on my twitter and i just about died laughing
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ace-with--a-mace · 2 months
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nuwanda ok
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aparticularbandit · 1 year
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...helen had only just gotten to duke and whiskey’s room.
she found a bunch of condoms before that.
lionel, why did you bring condoms to this party.
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vcrnons · 5 months
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man. why was yuta in my dream again
#shut up j#this time he was a cool older guy whose car had broken down and he asked me if I could drive him to work#so I pulled up at his place at 8am and there are like 30 people all dressed UP in these clubbing fits#meanwhile im in my fuckin JIMJAMS AND FUZZY SLIPPERS.#and one of his friends came to my car and was like heyyyy come inside he’s just getting dressed. And I was like :| look at the state of me#hair scraped back. hormonal acne all over the joint. it was BAD but for some reason I did go inside anyway#asked this girl how on earth she looked so good at 8am and she just laughed and shook her head saying I had nothing to worry about#LIKE MAAM I WASNT WORRIED UNTIL NOW WHAT DO YOU M E A N. anyway I get inside and yuta finally comes downstairs and is in a whole suit#pressed trousers white shirt tie jacket. a whole SUIT. and he’s like ‘oh did you bring the Jack Daniels’ and I was like bitch NO GET IN THE#CAR ALR YOURE GONNA BE LATE#also WHAT fuckin jack daniels. ITS 8AM WHY DO YOU NEED WHISKEY#never did find out but 🤷🏻‍♀️ anyway#so then I drove him to work and he was being a menace the whole time. just. making fun of my driving and saying the pyjamas were cute#and then he was like ‘can u pick me up at 5 too? and bring the JD with u. thanks’ kissed my cheek and skedaddled#I don’t know what triggered this I just know im gonna tear down a house over it. I hate him😭😭😭😭#I DONT KNOW THIS MAN WELL ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE UP IN MY DREAMS LIKE THIS😭#can I pls have five minutes peace. good god
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merrilark · 5 months
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Thinking about an AU where BJ and Luba exist in the same universe again. The thought of Luba taking BJ under their wing and being a kind of protector/mentor/elder sibling figure has my heart all sorts of squeezed.
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binch-i-might-be · 7 months
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can someone pleaaaase bring me an alcoholic beverage. I am so thirsty,,,,,
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staystrong2396 · 8 months
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Whiskey and music and gaming 😍😜😁
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