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the feeling after you do some really strenuous exercise (trying not to get your shit beat by a guy with a sword) and then get a hot shower and lay down
is like
god
i dunno man
it feels like you just got pampered
the dopamine be crazy
#in my combat era going a lil mad#the guild is opening a gym next door that the guild members get to use for free#bro im gonna get ripped#curled up under some blankets sipping rehydrated milk and nibbling on my canned salmon im a fucking prince
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here you go guys im not dead (its 7am i can hear shaped and see scents)
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 fanart#team fortress scout#tf2 scout#scout tf2#im gonna rip my heart out just to see if its still working#think im getting a heart attack bro#arr#miss pauling#miss pauling tf2
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HELL'S GREATEST DAD
↳ from Hazbin Hotel Season One (2024): 1x05 - "Dad Beat Dad"
#hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#hazbin lucifer#alastor#hazbin alastor#music vids: s1#dad beat dad#my videos#anyone else think the way he was holding alastor's head twice is foreshadowing? served it to her on a plate then had it as a pic on the cak#i hope it's foreshadowing lol#he was also feeding her his eyes and shadow tentacles as spaghetti and meatballs askjdfakjshdfjkls#bro was SO MAD LMFAO#song: hell's greatest dad#charlie#charlie morningstar#mimzy#hazbin mimzy#hey hey pssst... you know those 3 cards that swing by before the slot machine?#the middle one is lucifer as the king of spades - the same card alastor was in husk's overlord flashback.#DETAILS!! I LOVE THE DETAILS IN THIS SHOW!#RIP VID QUALITY BTW#tumblr really axed this one huh#also don't get me started on the symbolism behind alastor's whole deal in this song there is SO MUCH GOING ON#lucifer is overbearing yes but all his lyrics are ''im gonna help you cuz i love you'' meanwhile alastor's are ''IM SO GREAT AND COOL''#easy. but look at the doorway behind them when he dances with her on the stairs. it looks like spidery fingers reaching out from behind#to grasp/trap her in a dark place. THE ENTIRE ''ASSISTANCE'' PART#LITERALLY PUTTING ALL THAT STRESS ON HER THEN ''SAVES HER'' AFTER#THE ''IM YOUR GUY YOUR DAY TO DAY'' HE'S LITERALLY BOXING HER IN/TRAPPING HER WHILE PLAYING FRIENDLY#and do i even have to point out the obvious ''separating you from your blood family'' thing he has going on and the whole time#WATCH IT ELKMAN I WILL KILL YOU. YOU ARE LUCKY YOU'RE MODERATELY/MOSTLY ENTIRELY LIKEABLE AND FUNNY.
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i will not have gawain's awful fail-brothers displaced by lancelot's annoying god bothering son
#/i am immediately stoned to death by all the galahad fans#im sorry im sorry he's fine and all that but i just love the fail-bros more!#im also gonna get stoned for calling gareth a fail-bro but cmon look at how bad that man fumbled lynette#fumbled so bad she married the failest brother of them all rip
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do you ever get homesick for an instrument?
#i know at least half of y’all don’t even really play instruments but lemme have this#venting time:#i’m good at bass clarinet. like not particularly great. but i’ve played it enough in certain challenging situations to get good at it#and like. everyone recognizes it. sure my neurodivergence makes it hard but hey. my effort is recognized and my playing is complimented#AND NOW IM ON TENOR FUCKING SAX#it’s fun. it’s cool. but oh god I CAN PLAY TWO NOTES AND ONE HALF-OCTAVE SCALE#LIKE BRO. TF IS THIS SHIT#i’m not good at it. and that annoys me. so i’m probably gonna get annoyed to the point where i will practice out of spite. and that’s fine#but also i haven’t played bass clarinet in over two weeks and i turned in both my school instruments#rip theodosia 3 and 4#i say things sometimes#bass clarinet#tenor saz#marching band
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GOD GIVE ME THE STRENGTH. IM AT MY WITS END I CANT DO IT!!!!!!
#No context vent idont want to say details i just eant to kms bro this shit sucks ASS JUST SHUT UPPPP IM GONNA RIP MY HAIR OUT#LIKEEEE STOPPP PLEASE I DONT WANT TO TALK I WILL KILL MYSELF IN FRONT OF YOU#I JUST NEED TO MAKE IT TO MONDAY BRO😭😭IDK IF I CAN DO IT#Like its making me so fucking mad im trying to not to be a dick but holy hell how can i not#i need to be run over with a car#like i actually cannot get through this#why is this shit the hardest thing ive ever dealt with its so fuckin stupid bro😭😭😭😭
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I can't think of anything that could kill a generative ai system faster than letting it pull from blogs on here, its going to be fed so many erroneous callouts and pointless discourse posts that its gonna generate a way to speedrun offing itself
#jay talkin#im making jokes but fucking hell the internet sucks nowadays#i love witnessing the rot in real time (<--said extremely mentally healthily haha u can trust)#im listening to monkey wrench on repeat. feeling normal#i mean hey yr shits already been jacked by ai if it was gonna be. sorry. it woulda happened like last year at its peak#sites being more open abt it now and adding opt out toggles dont mean its just suddenly gonna start happening#believe me they were all already trawled by little ai fucknuts already. sucks but its the truth#ai bros notably do not care abt legality they have already trawled every site. all u can do is fight back best u can#damage has been done. dont fall into despair via scaremongering and doom posting#do what u can to protect yrself and yr shit snd spread info on how to do that#glaze yr art if yr an artist. opt out of shit when u can. its fucking rough out here#ai is p solely focused on ripping off whatever is most marketable or 'realistic' bc it is a capitalist leach#and nobody involved in it has a soul enough to recognise art if it spat in their face#it fucking sucks that we're still dealing w it but i promise u this capitalist mass-market tendency#is gonna end up w it poisoning itself w its own shite imagery to the point of death so#it WILL fuck off eventually. hold on w the hope of that ok. n protect yr shit. alright#oh and dont share any info u wldnt want stolen but u shldnt be doing that anyway for internet safety reasons#love u all my artists in arms i hope ai dies sooner rather than later and i hope u get to piss on its corpse#love the lawsuit speedruns this place is pulling lately. yall hadnt had yr fill last week huh
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I sent this one long ago to my friends and they laughed at me cause i put ander s second to last after talking about him non stop for weeks
this is the updated version after replaying da2 btw:
also the tier here
#“i like them a normal amount” like i have not cried about wynne ever#that is the normal amount#talks and stuff#the neutral zone is just like. not my cup of tea or didnt interact with them much#the funniest it s the jump of “i fucking hate justice” to “my pal justice my bro ;;” after replaying awakening and then da2 dfgojidgfojidgf#anyways when i replay dai probs. this will also change#carver might also change if i replay the game with him alive honestly i wanna do it#he deserves a second chance from my impressions from 10 years ago#some charas also get higher the more i think about them (wynne)#i was also like ok seb im gonna give u a second chance here#and then all his missions were voiceless OTL i though his dlc was fine so i didnt update it rip so that didnt help#and then i was like aaah whatever i will keep playing i guess????#i do appreciate his scenes at the end of the game tho is pretty epic#i have never played the game without him and i cant even imagine it without him there
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WE’RE SO FUCKED 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
#whiskey yelling into the void#im done being optimistic bro this sever is gonna crash HARD#rip q/smp u were fun while u lasted <3#these cubitos are my ocs now#AND HEY if it does survive this and things get worked out i will be pleasantly surprised
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asgkjdfghk
#bro whyyyyyy did i offer this guy my number if he needed more help on projects for this class#and whyyyyyyyyyyyy did i say yes to helping him today lmfao TT#i told my friends and not the first thing they said being like omg like insinuating relationship or whatever and im like bro wtf#and then i just realized that might be a possibility that i didn't think of bc i was just being#too nice for some reason why did i offer him more help beyond the one time he happend to be at my friend's place when i was too#ajsdkfngslfdgwfdkf lmfao bro#i just fucking zoomed w him and he was like if u wanna get smth to eat or smth bc u helped me so much w the project and i was like#AHHHHHHH FUCK NOOOOOOOO WHY DID THIS HAPPEN#lmfao rip#next time im just gonna say im busy as fuck#bc im busy as fuck 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 idk why i even said yes today#i saw his text and my first thought was no i have way too much other shit to do#why didn't i just say that#but i felt bad lmfao but then that goes back to WHY DID I OFFER HIM MY NUMBER AND MORE HELP IN THE FIRST PLACE LMAO#goddammit i think it was bc i needed so much help in this class that he's taking so#bro when i offered him my number to lmk if he needed any help tho like#was that a fucking like possible relationship things kinda move wtf TT#🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 lolllll my fucking clueless i think aroace asssssss#anyway imma forget abt this man and listen to my music and do so many readings for tmrw :'')#jeanne talks
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My one fear is that ST5 does go back in time and no one remembers, therefore Steve is still King Steve and loses the friendships he's made with the kids and Robin
#Like dont get me wrong I love King Steve type media BUT THE CHARACTER GROWTH WILL BE GONE#bad ending right there v bad ending#“Well at least he's alive” no. Shut up#I am that no fear one fear tshirt guy#Robin walks past and Steve gets a confused look like SOMETHING is off but he doesn't know what#Then proceeds to let his friends bully her??? I actually will riot#“But that means they can save Eddie and Barb” BRO BARB GOING rip Barb IS NANCY'S WHOLE ARC#SHE WOULD NEVER BE THE BADASS BITCH SHE IS IF BARB DIDNT GO rip Barb forever will be missed#LIKE YOU THINK LIL MISS STRAIGHT A NANCY WHEELER IS GONNA HAVE GUNS IN HER ROOM AND GO AGAINST THE GRAIN?#NAH SHE GONNA BRING HOMEMADE STUDY CARDS#I LOVE EDDIE JUST AS MUCH AS THE NEXT PERSON and I do think it was unnecessary to kill him off#Because they can say “oh its growth for Dustin's character” we've already seen a lot of growth for his character#It made no sense to do it and didn't further the plot and literally everyone seemed to forget 2 seconds later (ya other things were happeni#But like you mean to tell me no one but Dustin told Wayne????)#Duffers said we originally wanted to kill Steve off and regret we didn't so we're gonna create someone JUST to kill off#Like every death makes sense to the plot and to further the plot except his and yes I can go into detail BUT I WONT#BACK TO STEVE BABY#This is quite literally the worst thing for his character if they make him grow so much snd become loved#Just to put him back into asshole douchebag status (of course I would still let him get it rip to u but im different)#Like honestly that's worse then death for him and if Duffers are doing that???#Duffers its gonna be ON SIGHT#You will catch these hands#Steve Harrington#Stranger Things#Stranger Things s5#Stranger Things thoughts#King Steve Harrington#Hello I'm speaking here
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Do you think Aoki's going to spend 6.8 quintillion years in Buddhist Hell instead of 3.4 because Arakawa was both
i think he gets 3.4 but only on the technicality he didn't kill anyone directly otherwise Yeah 🥰
#snap chats#do you think thats a thing thats judged in limbo#like youre just waiting anubis's weighing your heart or whatever (ik we're talkin buddhism but bear with me)#and its just like 'ok /i/ didnt inflict harm on the flesh alright. i just told someone else to do it. and then they didnt even do it.'#LIKE YOU THINK LMAO NO IMAGINE THE FUCKIN JUDGE LOOKIN AT THAT SHIT#like 'i mean TECHNICALLY you didnt do anything but you still called for it..... and it still happened... on coincidence...'#second-degree-murder type of charge in the afterlife im fucking cackling 😭☠️☠️☠️#BUT IN REALITY WHAT THE. WHO CARES BETWEEN X QUINTILLION YEARS OR Y QUINTILLION YEARS#'would you rather saw an arm off or a leg off' GIRL BOTH OPTIONS SUCK#the universe aint even quintillion years old yet bro ass gonna be there A WHILE REGARDLESS ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️#but its back to the whole 'labeling crimes specifically just for the fun of it' yeah <3 6.8 quintillion years in the death cabin <3#for killing your mom dad 😭😭😭😭#i have GOT to stop mentioning the death cabin but it was one of the first things i learned about#and its my favorite thing to say like HORRIBLE outcome. no hell scares me more than buddhist hell#but hilarious term Youre Going To The Skinning Cabin#wait dont look im talking bout funger again i just watched more mates play it#but damn hilarious coincidence that skin granny's in a cabin... i know that's nordic mythos but still....#i think every culture deserves a cabin where you get your skin ripped off. as a shared horror yk
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so pissed off i started crying because i cant join a realm on minecraft because they wont even load as a clickable option after spending the past 3 hours trying different things to fix it. i just wanna build a house
#i need to build it in the realm and i cant access it and its ONLY my phone#ive tried everything bro#Literally everything. i think im just gonna kill myself#i got to play for like an hour last night and then i logged out and woke up and havent been able to get in since#all i wanna do is play the craft bro#the sudden rush if emotions when things are difficult (i havent taken my meds in like a week or two)#dear diary#if snyone leaves advice or tips on this post i’ll probably get really pissed and try and rip my skin off#sorry
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The grizzco splatana <33333
#rat rambles#splat posting#Im going to absolutely suck ass with it Im sure but Im still excited#bestie is gonna fucking evaporate cohozuna like holy shit#and it pierces armor too like??? its like the grizzco sloshet but probably easier to pick up#not easy mind you but easier#also rip to the big swig that kit fucking sucks bro#and it honestly looks a lil pathetic in general? I imagine itll have to more so play to poke rather than go full murder#which if thats what theyre going fot then maybe tjats why they pyt wall and vac on it but I still dont thing thatll work out for it well#oh also the wiper buff is so fucking cool I might try picking it up again tbh#my main issue with it had always been its paint and now its paint is just fucking spectacular#also the new big run songggggggg god it bangs so hard#already seeing ppl complaining abt it too as Im sure ppl will always do with new salmon run music til the end of time djdjgskdh#also Im gonna need to check a bunch of song names now that we have them I love the idea of the song credits at the opening of a battle#anyways if anyone would wanna play salmon run with me hmu Im gonna be trying to get back on the grind leading up to this grizzco weekend#and also big run ofc#also for marooners bay or whatever its called welcome back worstie Im sure Ill want you as dead as in 2 <3333#I just want her back (arc polaris)#but yeah the grizzco splatana isnt wjat I was expecting it to be but Im not complaining#I was expecting a faster splatana but I got the pathetic range right at least fudjdhdkh
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head hurts a Bit rn but also no regrets
#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚#LAST NIGHT (super early morning) was so FUN#and also LAST NIGHT (last night)#i played songs the first few minutes tbh like. okay nvm i played songs until the speaker ran out of battery (under an hour!)#first song of the year was flow bcs hell yeah. timed perfectly so that it fits w the 'deep dark far away' and AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH#theres this gaming club im in right. for school. and we have a disc server where i lurk a lot and read basically everything#but usually don't reply GAJRHEJDJBFSJ ANYWAYS they called us numbers and integers and even anons in the chat wtf#kinda funny. took me back to when dad jokes to us abt being B1 and B2 (BANANAS IN PAJAMAS YOOOOO)#okay anyways. man i was really worried thisd be the worst (b)day of my life but so far it's been pretty great. man.#i'm not used to receiving gifts or nice words from others to be frank like uhh outside of the usual customary greetings#i am Also not used to others spending money for me. guhdkfbsjfb. considering i also don't even use it for myself or for others#BUT YEAH .... shocker morning and i think i was kinda hyper ngl. was gonna get a minion but i realized you cant do that anymore#so the minion i wanted was aerith :)) so then yk! i made a joke afterwards haha :))) rip#i'm EVIL. anyways love that friend he's really like a big bro and really fun to talk to and tease#interesting to think abt bcs idk if it's the same for him but! he is our only close friend w a twin. and so are we#and dudes not as close w his (older) twin so i think he and i kinda like. get each other. NOT THAT I'M NOT CLOSE W LUNE but yeah ??#younger twin things! really coincidental tho fr... i even remember being Slightly annoyed by them first meeting. how things change#really glad w this last year tbh bcs i've met a lot of great people and grew more! lots of bad moments too ofc but i super love the good <3#cheers to this next year being hopefully Great despite all the flaws <3 esp bcs uhm. it's. yeah KDHSKDBSK#being a teen is so PAINFUL ...... but it's part of life and a stage i am ever willing to walk ^___^#BUT ANYWAYS LAST NIGHT (EARLY MORNING) THAT WAS SO FUN BUT FUNNY LMFAO#actually uh yikes what#okay something happened HELP i am a bit confused w my dad rn#kinda frustrating tho bcs Bro ... it is my Special Day ...... you cld. yk. be chill ant it
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im a ken apologist btw. hes literally 10 he did nothing wrong. cant help being a justice arcana!
#bobtalk#im always so flabbergasted when i see ken haters. like. why.#ok im gonna need#p3 spoilers#boohoo he lead to brooding badass's death (rip :( ) he was going to die anyways bro#bro pay attention to the narrative.....#its funny cause like. psona dudebros will get so mad at a justice for killing a guy (directly or no) when said guy doesnt care abt that#like literally. *guy voice* please live. the guys in question wouldnt want this attitude of yours. lmao.#this has happened twice. its so weird. like i GUESS i get goro. but ken is literally 10.#tho im also like really really defensive of children like if you hate children. die. sorry. im not sorry. lol.#i really like fucked up little kids. ken is so great to me hes such a fucked up little kid. its also immensely sad.#justices will be like im so mature for my age! ^_^ .man.#also hes literally voiced by megumi ogata i love megumi ogata's work so much. craziness#ok goodnight
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