#bro rewired my damn brain

[synthshenanigans]

Johnny Cash doesn't sound like a real name to me anymore I'm too far gone, christ

[magicaldragons]

so,

hearing kabir (prithviraj sukumaran) in 'bade miyan chote miyan' say "come and get me" rewired my brain cells, i kid you not

like, biceps exposed? hair down?? arms open? voice raspy? damn let me breathe bro.

[amazingmsme]

hey melissa literally rewired my brain

i was never the same again

Bro I feel you so hard, it definitely did things to me. Like, just let Melissa be into pet play in a normal way! (Oh well, another timeline. Mine)

But damn, just let her be an unhinged little freak without killing people. It’s possible girl, trust me, I’ve seen girls “walking” their boyfriends with my own eyes (I live in a weird college town)

But she still keeps them trapped & locked away, but she’s a lot nicer & obviously doesn’t fucking mutilate them

Ok but Paul & Ted don’t really see the full extent of what she plans to do until she gets her friends to come over to “play” with her new “pets”

What I’m saying is they basically just tickle torture them while pretending to “pet” them. I mean they were stroking Paul’s ears & rubbing Ted’s tummy, you can’t tell me they wouldn’t be giggly as hell

There were so many parts that sparked my trash ass tickle brain, don’t look at meeeee unless you wanna hear more about my thoughts

[gooeystar]

watching movies with horror elements or covering topics like irrational fears just reminds me of one fear I had as a kid

This is by no means a terrifying irrational fear, it's actually so damn funny- which makes sense bc I've always been an anxious person and I was scared of everything as a kid.

I love my GameCube, it was given to me maybe at 6 or 7 years old? I was so small playing it since the Wii wasn't announced yet- it was close to 2007 that I remembered. I was so enamored by my GameCube...I was playing super smash Bros melee and made my way to the underground maze in adventure mode. The whole atmosphere, the music, and most of all the enemies just sent chills up my spine. Especially...

Like Likes. Like Likes are a damn menace in Zelda games in general. But there was this one tunnel- if you know you probably know where I'm going with this. This one godforsaken, claustrophobic, dark, grimy tunnel where the game decides...hmm you know what would be so cool? So totally awesome?? Throw a LIKE LIKE THAT ALWAYS SPAWNS AT THE TOP OF THE TUNNEL YOU JUMP UP AND IT EATS YOU. IT LUNGES OUT IT'S MAW AND GETS YOU!!!!

Dude. I remember gasping and crying of shock at that, my little inexperienced brain couldn't handle it- like most things honestly I was full of fear growing up.

The context is so funny and so important, because my fears usually stem from things like dark, claustrophobic deep caves or tunnels and such that for some reason...I started viewing spots like that in real life that I was convinced a Like Like was there waiting to devour me.

I remember having issues some nights where I just couldn't fall asleep- how can I be in a vulnerable state when there's a monster right around the corner?

And then it got so bad, that one day my brain told me..hey you know what else is small and you use it everyday and it's just sitting there and has a small hole? A toilet. There's a Like Like waiting in the toilet.

I had rewired my brain into thinking that A FICTIONAL CREATURE was going to lurch out from the Real World Pipes of any toilet I so happen to use to GET ME.....

It's so funny I still crack a smile thinking about it.

[lildevyl]

Chase with the character thing please?

Favorite Thing About Them:  I love that he’s also a Vloger! Doing different trick shots but kept of the shots that he didn’t get in the videos. I just love that! IDK, it just reminds me a lot of me and my brothers when we would go outside and play Horse.  And all the times we try to do trick shots on the pool table.

Least Favorite Thing About Them:  The Suicide Attempt. This is mostly b/c Suicide is a major trigger for me! But I’m glad that Sean did put it and started talking about Mental Health. So, many places basically go, “Mental Health? What’s that?”

Favorite Line: Yo! What’s up guys? I’m Chase and Welcome to Bro Average!

brOTP:  Chase and Marvin. Mostly b/c of the incredible writing of @septic-dr-schneep.  I love the family dynamic of her writing and how she has the Septics being brothers.  But I do love her versions of Chase and Marvin.  Also, Host and Marvin. I’ve seen a couple of people put these two together both as friends and the rare ships but that’s cool idea to have Host helping Marvin out.

OPT:  Okay, I’m going to self-insert on this one.  Dark and Chase.  I have a fic that I’m working on, where Dark and Chase are in an Arrange Marriage to help keep the peace between the Septic Egos and the Iplier Egos.  Dark being the Leader, the oldest Ego and the most Powerful Ego volunteers to be the one for the Arrange Marriage, thinking up everything he can with all the other Septic Egos as his husband and how he help “Improve” their status.  Only to be met with Chase Brody.  Chase volunteers b/c Dark can’t use anything on him and with his brain completely rewired do to the surgery that Schneep had to do to save him. Chase can’t be put under no matter what.  So, yeah, there’s the idea of the it. It’s this whole slow burn, Dark starts to fall in love and so does Chase kind of fic. Dumb Idea I Know!

nOPT:  Um, not too sure on this one.  I’m still trying figure out my versions of the Egos.  Plus, I haven’t had the chance to read a lot of Pairings with Chase yet.

Random Head Canon:  Chase used to be an Editor before he became a full time YouTuber.  Chase did YouTube on the side until the company that he was working with downgraded and let his department go. After that Chase became a full time YouTuber editing his own videos and even edited Jack’s videos when Robin was on vacation or on the Meme Time videos.

Unpopular Opinion:  Okay, this is more a theory then an Unpopular Opinion. Chase created Jameson Jackson not JackSepticeye!  The reason why I say this is b/c if we go by the videos I know there out of order but if Jack was in a coma when August 2k17 came around (Kill JackSepticeye).  Then that means that Chase took over and is the one that Created Jameson!  Not Jack!  Well, that’s my theory, I still need to gather more evidence as I lost all my notes! Damn bug!

Song I Associate With Them:  A Reason To Fight by Disturbed. This is just a good song!  It basically says that no matter how far you think you fallen down, you can’t still pick yourself up again and be able to continue to battle. There’s still a reason to fight.  This really is Chase’s song!

Favorite Picture Of Them:  There’s a few out there but unfortunately, I don’t remember what tag I put them under!  There were a lot of cool Artwork during Ego Week for Chase and now, I’m kicking myself for not taking notes! I’m sorry, Anon.

[kindabraveandlittlestupid]

Gamer Girls are kind of amazing. I mean am not saying all girl NEED to be gamers and it's far from a deal breaker for a relationship but having a Player 2 in the household is kind of amazing. I want to come home from work and find a pizza on the table and cutie with a booty sitting on the sofa in PJ’s waiting for me to join her in a game for a bit. Of course, the option of making it Netflix Night or something else is also welcome but I have been (for my whole life) a gamer since the original Sega system up to my custom built PC I use now. And I want to share that with her.

So for all you Game Girls and Wonderful Girlfriends who are willing to try new things to make your lover happy (or reverse relationships where your a Gamer Girl trying to get your Boyfriend or Girlfriend into games). I present you my Co-Op Date Night Video Game List.

Enjoy.

A Way Out

I admit I have not yet played this game but it looks damn good and reminds me a fair amount of Splinter Cell which appeals to me. From what I have seen the voice acting and graphics are on par with Grand Theft Auto and the gameplay seems very clean. Nothing like working together to break out of prison to bring us closer.

Learning Curb for Significant Other ? ? ? ? ? (No idea how hard this will be)

Diablo 1, 2, & 3

The Diablo series has always been a pretty basic point and click approach with spells on the hotkeys and some minor inventory management. As the games went on more playable characters unlocked with each new game. This game would be a fun side by side experience with two PC’s playing as a male and female character out to kill the Devil himself. 

Learning Curb for Significant Other ★★★☆☆ (Gotta teach the hotkey basics)

Don’t Starve Together

The second game on the list I have yet to play. The animation reminds me of something from Tim Burton meeting Invader Zim. Despite the strangely clever art style, I like the concept of the game of running around resourcing to stay alive. This kind of co-op experience is about carrying your weight and working together.

Learning Curb for Significant Other ? ? ? ? ? (I won't ever let you go hungry before me)

Fortnite

I was playing Save the World setting of the game long before most players were hearing about the soon to be released PUBG. I don't know if that makes me cool or incredibly nerdy but probably both. This game is full of action and I prefer the build mode of the other Save the World Game mode which is where I would want to take you. Gathing supplies building a base, fighting a horde of zombies and winning.

Learning Curb for Significant Other ★★★☆☆ (I’m not always ahead of the trends but when I do it was Fortnite)

Guitar Hero and Rock Band

An oldy but a goody! Guitar Hero and Rock Band both brought the concert into the family room. I loved those first games but really lost interest fast once the microtransactions pretty much dominated the last couple of games. Nothing like ruining a game by demanding another dollar for a song you like. Regardless of those failings, I would love to find another guitar and mic for us to play together. Don’t worry if you can't sing I can play bass and you can take lead. Slapping the bass man!

Learning Curb for Significant Other ★★★☆☆ (P.S. Don’t let me drum)

Heroes of the Storm

Heroes of the Storm is kind of a Blizzard grab bag exploring the DOTA setting. I can't imagine us playing this long term unless we REALLY get into the game and spend some pay to play cash to unlock some characters for her early on. I met a few girls in my life who played games like this and all of them have been amazing people, I hope to do this with my S.O. in the future.

Learning Curb for Significant Other ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ (A bit more skill based but still very much friendly to new players)

Keep Talking Nobody Explodes

The only VR game on the list but a fun one that requires for two people to work together to defuse a bomb. The first person gets a binder full of paper to read off of and the other has the VR goggles on with the remotes waiting to defuse the bomb. I imagine if you’re really shit communicator this might be a hard game to play but then again it can help you work on that, can’t it?

Learning Curb for Significant Other ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ (I hope we have good communication skills)

Left 4 Dead 1 & 2

Simple enough to learn and control, the hard part is knowing when to save my ass from a smoker drag or engaging the zombies in an effective way that we don't get punched to death. There is always one female character to play as so you won’t ever be without a lady to play as unless you’re one of those weird girls who likes Ellis. I don’t get it.

Learning Curb for Significant Other ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ (Get to the Chopper!)

Lego Games

Far from challenging collection, Lego Games are known to be kid-friendly. Kid-friendly also means new gamer girlfriend friendly. I don’t mind getting silly with lego games to get you into gaming in general. Thus it sits on this list!

NOTE: Got tons of options like Jurassic Park, Batman, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Marvel, Pirates of Caribbean, and more...

Learning Curb for Significant Other ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ (Silly rabbit Legos are for kids!)

Life is Strange

Apparently, this game is amazing and it operates like Telltale Games where choices matter. From my understanding, if you like Riverdale then this sort of plot is right up your alley, which is great for young women who love that show. I am more of a Sabrina fan myself but you do you.

Learning Curb for Significant Other ? ? ? ? ? (As seen on Tumblr!)

Mariokart

Mariokart is a game that can ruin relationships. I imagine I might sleep on the sofa if you blue turtle shell me at the end of the tace and your butt is something far lower then second place. I personally prefer the arena battles with the balloons but I am simply old school like that when I still had a third arm from my chest for the N64 console. 

Learning Curb for Significant Other ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ (I hope we have good communication skills)

Minecraft

Minecraft and the Sims are the only two games you can play without the other person being there and that being perfectly ok. I mean Sims you have to with it being single player but if you had an afternoon on Minecraft without me I wouldn't be angry with the progress you made. It really is a relaxing game unless you’re out at night and hear a sudden his sound that blows out the wall of your house.

Learning Curb for Significant Other ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ (Thop Thop Thop Thop Pop)

Overcooked 1 & 2

Overcooked is an insanely fun game about cooking. It requires people to follow instructions and get into a flow of handling jobs in the kitchen. If done right it can be a really rewarding experience. If done wrong... well people start getting loud with one another.

Learning Curb for Significant Other ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ (Why didn’t anyone wash the dishes?!)

Overwatch

This would be interesting, I know the female gamer community is growing and certain games have a draw. I pleasantly surprised that there seems to be a large number of gamer girls who enjoy Overwatch or maybe I am projecting the cosplay community. Either way, I want to be your Solider 76 and have you be my healer keeping me upright and fighting. Maybe I will dress up as your favorite male character later. *wink*

Learning Curb for Significant Other ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ (Tracer has a nice butt, there I said it)

Payday 1 & 2

Payday is a pretty forgiving game in the sense that the bank robbers are pretty much bullet sponges who are kind of hard to kill. The real fun is taking a bank without anyone knowing that we are doing it. With some fun female characters to play as I think we can have a good old time taking hostages and emptying vaults out together.

Learning Curb for Significant Other ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ (Gonna steal you some diamonds)

Portal 2

Portal is 1 part first-person shooter, 1 part logic puzzles and 1 part rewiring your brain to think in Portals. The game isn't very high stress but does require some skill for the later levels and some experience with first-person controls. I would save this game last for this list to make sure we are on par for our skillset to handle the struggle that is Portal 2.

Learning Curb for Significant Other ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ (Teamwork makes the dream work)

Resident Evil 5 and Later

This game isn't really hard as it is the controls are kind of crap. The stand and shoot principal of Resident Evil really brought down the quality of the early games like the camera angles. That said it was an early co-op with the kinda cute interracial duo that makes you think (they be a hot couple). I kinda want to revisit this game along with some of the other later games and play with my lover once she is comfy enough playing video games with me.

Learning Curb for Significant Other ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ (I got your back honey)

Stardew Valley

Stardew Valley is a really simple looking game that is surprisingly good by keeping you busy with well... busy work. One improvement to the game was the Multiplayer Update/Beta that allowed 2 people to work on a farm together. I really love the idea of building a home with my SO and playing side by side for an hour or so every day making our lives a little better, well in a digital sense.

Learning Curb for Significant Other ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ (Lets farm together boo)

State of Decay 2

We need to be ready for the inevitable zombie apocalypse. This game allows us to build our own survivor and explore a town, house by house raiding for supplies like ammunition, medicine, food, and so on. I think a little teamwork goes a long way in making us grow closer don’t you think?

Learning Curb for Significant Other ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ (All about survival)

Super Smash Bros.

Anyone who knows me I have issues with Mario despite the fact he made this list twice. Super Smash Bros. gets a seat on this list mostly because of how user-friendly the game is and how fun 4 player co-op can be. I mean... if we were swingers on Date Night that fills the other two spots but since it's you and me we can smash all night long just the two of us.

Learning Curb for Significant Other ★ ★ ☆ ☆☆ (Great ‘Party Game’ and fun for ‘Button Smashers’)

Telltale Games

Pretty much story time for couples where we sit down with some popcorn and take turns doing some minor walk around with characters and making quick story-altering choices together. Imagine the excited screams as we aren't sure which option to pick while playing the Walking Dead! There are so many Telltale Titles to consider playing from Game of Thrones, TWD, Batman, Guardians of The Galaxy, Fables, and Back to the Future so we wont be bored anytime soon.

Learning Curb for Significant Other ★ ☆ ☆ ☆☆ (Stress might spike for tough story choices)

The Sims

The Sims have been around since the late 90′s and captured the imagination of boys and girls across the country alike. While the game is not a ‘co-op’ per say managing a family together on one PC is doable and can be kind of rewarding. I just hope she doesn't remove the ladder by the pool and down my virtual avatar.

Learning Curb for Significant Other ★ ☆ ☆ ☆☆ (Real Simple Stuff Here)

Honorable Mentions

Far Cry 5 - Not the best game but still gives us an open world to discover. Advanced players only.

Ghost Recon: Wildlands - Another open world game to fight the drug cartels. You can create a pretty cute female on this game too.

The Division - Do I have something against open world games? No just Ubisoft games that may be too hard for a new gamer to play.

Splinter Cell: Blacklist - Fuck I miss these games. Splinter Cell was the perfect Co-op Stealth game. We will revisit this one if we burn through the list.

Fable 3 - Chicken Chaser? Do you chase chickens? Fable was a memorable game but way to limited for the years it was being produced. I want to revisit this series soon.

Fallout 76 - Still pretty fresh but still Co-Op able. I have mixed feelings on the game but the character customization might be good for making ourselves in game.

Starcraft 2 - This game has a co-op hero mod perfect for building bases and completing missions. The learning curve is higher for strategy games but it makes the list for fun co-op.

Wrap Up

I scribbled most of these games down myself but when I decided to see what other games couples played, I was pleasantly surprised to find most of the games I wrote were also on their lists. I did cannibalize a few other online lists (such as Resident Evil 5, A Way Out and Don’t Starve Together) but most of my content was original thoughts on my end that other people also saw the potential in (honest to god it was the Overcooked game that inspired me to write this). I like to keep this post as a reminder to myself of what I want to do with my girlfriend or maybe one day my kids (assuming they want to be my player 2 and kill some zombies with their old man). Either way I can't wait to do either and I missed anything that you think should be on this list let me know.

As always thanks for reading.

Regards, Michael California

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

My favorite songs this year (irrespective of actually being released this year just the songs I listened to the most) are 1. DEAR HEROES 2. Aru beki katachi/The Shape I Must Take On 3. STRIPE 4. Automation Structures 5. Faceshopping 6. MISSING KITTY 7. Whispering My Name 8. Let Me Be The One 9. Count Contessa or Miss Camaraderie 10. I’m a Boy 11. Fusion 12. The Procession of Celestial Beings. Figure out the musician names for yourself!

The Chad Septimus Heap vs the Virgin Harry Potter

Not revealing the One Weird Trick I use to overcome my ASD aversion to looking into people’s eyes at this time because it will truly be a tell on how psychotic I am.

When I type like this, it’s the normal, everyday me. ... but when i type like this it’s my twisted sex crazed alter ego... in a blond wig

Watching too much pokemon as a child (watching not playing for two reasons 1. I love being a poser, and being fake 2. I was on such a level of being an alien child/changeling that I was even too outcast to be a video game loser) really rewired my brain because you know that thing you do where you try to rationalize type effectiveness/weakness to make them easier to remember? Like obviously water puts out fire, fire burns grass, etc etc. Ok I went too far into that and now it seems like the most mundane and self-evident thing in the world to go “Well electric beats flying because... birds... are always up in thunderstorms... getting hit by lightning and dying... cause imagine a plane getting struck by lightning? Would probably just fall right out of the air”

Sometimes when people say they love me I literally have to stop myself from laughing out loud in their face

After all this time... I still don’t know why tf it’s called Nannette. Nanette. Idk. Is that her name... sounds like a name

A few weeks ago I was in south Bellevue buying some sandwiches and I saw a guy walking through the parking lot and then waiting at a bus stop... and then two hours later I saw the exact same guy in central Bellevue walking on the sidewalk... fuckennn glitch in the damn matrix

Do you know that webseries with the guy who played the dick drawer in American Vandal (Jimmy something??) and the three guys who used to be Viners it’s like The Bros of Simi Valley? I would like to find out what the hell is going on that I think the Jimmy guy in that dirtbag burnout character he plays is literally the most attractive kind of man to me. Like no joke. Was I brainwashed by tocksic mass kyulinidee or did I ingest too much plastic or did I hit my head really hard. I believe I am being specifically targeted by the dark energy scaffolding of suffering that encases the Earth that causes us strife and trouble because IRL how many of those kinds of guys are gay? Huh? I’m shit outta luck here

[tedisdillon1299-blog]

A small town in Augusta GA

It was already hot as balls in Augusta, and everything where I was at was far and spread out. When I did arrive into a town (I never got the name) it was very poor and broken. A total of one convenient store and a small seafood restaurant. I was now broke again, starting to regret leaving Brunswick. I had a job there anyway so it was something, but I’m sick. I’ve had a very nice runny yellowish shit for days, and everyday it’s getting more and more colorful. As of right now I’m pure yellow, a sign of gallbladder problem or the digestive tract working to fast, or even worse, an infection. I would’ve been fired soon anyway. I recall what I assume is my kidneys, lower back left and right side, hurting if I hold my urge to urinate for longer than ten minutes, and even urinated all over myself at one point back at the Salvation Army. Yes embarrassing, disgusting, but alarming all the same. I’m genuinely worried. This town was worse than Brunswick as far as crime. I was told that when night shines one will sleep, and was told by an older black lady to watch my back. White boys are targets. I made my approach to a local convenience store, to use the bathroom and grab a Powerade. I was very dirty, but managed to scrub much of the dirt off my face with a sink. The lady at that store bought a drink and chips and spoke with me about God. Very well mannered and sweet woman. My karma from my past deeds continued to pay off, and the habit of thanking God after a blessing such as that one in prayer was becoming quite the habit. I know He doesn’t approve of everything I do. I know the bad things I’ve done will bite me later and is usually the result of events forcing me to move on. Things I won’t say here, not until I’m stable, however I am still mostly in His favor, and I accept that this is a trail I from Him that I practically asked for. When I left the shop a man who worked in the store gave me the rest of his friend’s smokes, he said they’ve been laying there in his car for a century. Then he told me he was just like me, except he finally saved to get a ride, and was trying to save to get settled. Cool. Can’t wait to reach that phase. I stopped by a small seafood restaurant along the way, to sit and charge my phone and consult reddit. One of the men who worked at this place asked me where were I was from. He was a person who worked for this place for eighteen years, with a golden grill on his teeth. I told him that I started in Brunswick and ended up here and that’s all that mattered. He said something to me that nearly triggered another round of unending paranoia. “Bruh if I was you I would move way up north. Not everybody is yo friend man, God does everything for a reason.” Why would he say that? Is there something behind the scenes that I didn’t see? Was the entire hood in the world trying to off me? What’s going on? Those are the thoughts of my mind every time something like that happens and it wasn’t the first time I’ve heard, “God does everything for a reason.” A while back, when I had a home a man needed a way home with his old man, and asked me to drive the old man’s car because the old guy was too drunk to drive and the young thug didn’t have a license. Of course I said hell yeah, he’s got his pops with him… and I’d miss driving, and good karma. That’s just me man, the type of person who only needs to hear ‘Adventure’ to motivate him to grab his balls and say fuck it. When I was driving he said to me,” Hey bro God does everything for a reason.” “....” “ Did you hear what I said? I’m serious lil bro, think about it real long and hard as to why God motivated you to do this, it might’ve just saved your life.” Questions man. So. Many. Questions. I left to the resturant to investigate the trains with the help of Maps. Aparently I was too close to the yard, one of the train operators threw a gatorade at me and yelled over the engine, “Hey man! You better get out of here! They just called the police on you man! Go get out of here!” I walked fast off the property, and hid into a nearby wooded area. After an hour I returned to the restaurant to charge my phone, and an old woman there insisted to buy me food, but I couldn’t accept… however a drink would be nice. She seemed aggravated by the fact I wouldn’t eat, but too much help in a small town like that and someone might think I’m playing people. Another man gave me seven dollars, I swear I didn’t ask. I did accept that though, cash is cash I’d be crazy to say no. Might even give people the idea that I’m racist. Definitely don’t need that. Back to the train yard I hid in between the trains to avoid being seen. None of the trains that arrived ever went north for some reason, but I had a strong feeling that at nightfall something would head north. I left again to get another water. I was sweating something awful, and I had to stay hydrated. An interesting fact I once heard was that some people die out in the desert with water still in the bottle. These people would try and conserve their water supply but would end up dehydrating themselves in the process, laughable over a few shots of whiskey but an important note at that. I  drink nearly all I have and only saving a little to keep the mouth moist after a smoke and I find that by doing so I stay hydrated, never feeling like crap because the water hadn’t finished absorbing into my system. Remember that folks. When I finished watching the trains I found a place with a plug and wifi to jam out to music. I don’t know why I stopped listening to music like Bon Jovi, versus the same Trap music I had been listening to. Classic rock was the real me, not that stuff. Listening to it for hour rewired my brain into making myself remember what was good about me before I wrapped my head around nothing but stress, with a shot of confidence to boost my day. On the way to pick up a drink a woman and I crossed paths. Pretty attractive young woman who I never would’ve guessed was a hooker. “You got a smoke man?” “Yeah sure…” “You looking for a girl?” Instantly my mouth answered without using my brain. The thought of having a lady around for awhile would definitely make me happy. It had been a dry season for almost a year now. All of those articles about Hobos riding around with their lady filled my head with too much romanticism. “Hell yeah I’m looking for a baby…” “You ain’t got a cob do you?” (Misheard) “I ain’t got no mushroom baby I got something that’ll…” “Haha no no baby you ain’t a cop are you?” The wheels in my head began to turn. She's a sex worker. “Wha... don’t even insult me like that haha” At this point I knew getting some fruit wasn’t happening. “You got cash?” I knew I sound dumb just saying no, so I played dumb. “Oh wait, you is a… oh oh ugh… shit sorry I didn’t know. You don’t look the type you’re too beautiful.” Persuasion attempt failed :( “Aw oh my God thank you! Well thanks anyway honey you got another smoke?” It was the least I could do. At any rate I felt sorta proud to myself for holding a fluid conversation with a pretty lady like her for longer than ten seconds. Turns out, Bon Jovi cures depression. I made way to the store, it was full of like the whole fucking town. Turns out it was like this nearly every night, feeling good I decided to make conversation with the guy at the register. I was curious as to what happened to that other convenience store. Considering there was only two in the whole area, both in good spots, you wouldn’t think it would just go out of business. Nah something was off. When I asked he just said, “Stay away from there tonight one goes everyday.” Whoa. Anyway, to sum up yes I did eventually hop that train. Damn it got freezing. All that wind.I fell asleep and woke up to what I thought was a golden opportunity, a train station for people to actually ride. Mind you, before I tell you this, I had just woke up and that physics and pain part of my brain wasn’t turned on yet. The train was going about fifteen miles per hour, I figured you know… that I could just jump off into the gravel with grass right next to it, because you know I’ve done crazy shit before… I was totally complacent. And quoting an old coworker who ironically said, “In the marines they had signs in Iraq that said ‘Complacency kills’” and betting that I’d get shocked when I worked for a lighting company before anyone else. Well guess what? Next day this condescending mother fucker gets shocked a day and thrown off his ladder. Yeah he was okay, so I can say in good conscience KARMA BITCH! Anyway yeah it hurt when I landed. As soon as I hit the hit ground I fucked up my pinkie and hurt my knees. I got lucky. After about twenty seconds I got up and limped while laughing at myself out loud. I was just relieved that it was the only thing I did to myself. I limped around to see about getting myself onto a train to who the fuck cares where. I came across three white possibly english teenagers who were up to no good. They were vandalizing something they had paint, and wore all black. I talked to them for a minute to find out about the train station. Bad news. It wasn’t a train station but another yard. Fuuuuck. I felt so dumb. I checked my phone to see where I was at… the heart of Atlanta.