#why is my brain this way

[synthshenanigans]

Johnny Cash doesn't sound like a real name to me anymore I'm too far gone, christ

[itsame-ariana]

Help my mom was just talking about how she doesn’t want to feel sick so she’s not going to have heavy dairy tonight. For context, around friends and stuff I frequently respond to stuff with “yeah that would not be fun times” or something along those lines.

And I’ve been scrolling through mcyt tumblr after new last life episodes, empires, and Mumbo’s return to Hermitcraft so anyway I respond with

“That would not be GoodTimeswithScar”

Why is my brain like this

Edit: limited life not last life lmao

[fuchsiablur]

it's been two years since i became obsessed with this lil pilot stick guy and i don't know whether to be impressed or worried

[morganlyfe]

Not me trying to process my emotional trauma by projecting onto another fictional character 🙃

So anyway, Liam Sadusky is cool.

[zel-the-irken]

I'm not apologizing for any of this.

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Note: This takes place in the '87 universe.

Raph: *mockingly* Wow Shredder, you really put your whole Shreddussy into that scheme.

Shredder: *offended and confused* Pardon me my what?

Don: Shreddussy, it's a new trend to replace the latter half of a word with "ussy".

Mikey: Yeah, get with the times bruh.

[ascendingtostardust]

I just woke up from a dream where Sam was an active member of Congress while still being in the band

[corvus-ambrosius]

just watched the new spider man and am now bi sexual,and I'm gonna say it now it was the fucking HAIR like why was the hair making them so god damn attractive

[fossilizedclutter]

I just woke up from a dream where Kenji found neon orange, spray on hair dye and had a heartfelt moment with everyone while wearing it.

[satanwithoutstars]

I know that people mean sitting crossed legged when they say ‘crisscross applesauce’ but for some reason my brain immediately is like “ah yes they contort their body into an unidentified shape… while holding a jar of apple sauce” like wtf?

[awellboiledicicle]

I have a hellacious migraine and the only thing helping is this Elden Ring fanfic that is 78% smut that I snicker at while going "aw" at the fan service Tarnished.

Bc the premise is that this dudes on new game infinity and is Sick and Tired of certain people dying, so he sets out to make sure they live. While being so endearing that horny ensues. Poly happens through power of charisma and Because Plot.

Also hes a fucking wildcard and a half. Does a LetMeSoloHer cosplay. Cures Millicent via boluses and spite. Saves Irina via the power of hauling her physically back to Castle Mourne and making Edgar watch her while he kills the misbegotten.

Is the smut my thing? No. Is it still well written and adds to the overall experience? Yup. Peak horny aand fun fanfic experience.

And it helps my migraine chill and idk how. It's also 69/69 chapters which makes me giggle.

[hyprfxatn]

4 hours of sleep, an hour into consciousness and being 3 coffees deep, I'm listening to the Cars Soundtrack trying to figure out if A) they have their children or just order them from the newest car parts magazine, B) Have health insurance, life insurance, or if it all just falls under car insurance, and C) if Mater's job is actually just storing Cadaver and Doner bodies

[mischievoussilvertongue]

LITERALLY me right now. And I am frustrated so I made a meme. Not even Cloud-Dancer is spared.

[nascenticity]

frantically researching ww2 to try to put together a catfa timeline that actually makes sense

the thing is that i think im *actually making progress*... and my brain is insisting i write post-tws fanfic instead

[mychemicalroadworkahead]

Hey, yeah, sorry Gerard Way and Ben Platt are the same person now. Yeah, no, my subconscious just Said So. Yeah, sorry, man.

[angelkissiies]

I cannot sleeeeeeeeeep

[writeforfandoms]

After the holidays (because I have too many things to do and not enough time)...

Would anyone be interested in a Hello Dolly fic but with Ezra as the hopeful matchmaker, and a widow as the rich bride to be? Perhaps a little side of she's currently engaged to someone but he's not suitable for her, no indeed, with some fast-talking Ezra trying to get her to see things his way?