#brother this is not pegging

[rhysnolastname]

all the cis straight men on reddit who complained about karlach pegging them… you are so weak minded and weak willed… and most of all… you have no idea what pegging is… you will never see the gates of heaven. you will forever be a stranger to the kingdom of god, for you could have tasted it on earth (by getting pegged) and refused the blessing it had to offer. mark my words.

[kobb4ni2]

Is this what they call “shit posting?”

[shieldmaiden19]

The Bridgerton boys really are all hoes.

Anthony - the ‘so intense it makes him stupid’ hoe

Benedict - the ‘hoe for a good cause’

Colin - the ‘self-absorbed, dumb of ass’ hoe

[introspectivememories]

four months into getting to know each other, shouto finds him by touya-nii's shrine. his little brother gently sits down beside him and offers a small prayer.

"yumi-nee-san," natsuo wonders if his little brother will ever drop the second honorific, "said you were the closest to him," shouto says quietly.

after all these years and the use of past tense still makes his heart break. 'you are the closest to him' he wants to correct but that wouldn't make sense anymore. touya-nii hasn't been talked about in the present tense since before middle school. does shouto even remember a time before nii-san's dea-, disappearance?

"yeah, i was," he says, eyes never leaving the photo. it's the one nii-san took for sixth-grade picture day. kaa-san had got him all dressed up and he had hated it. somedays he thinks if he looks close enough, he'll see the displeased pout on nii-san face. "why?"

his little brother says nothing for a long time, back ramrod straight. natsuo has no idea what's going on in that head of his. shouto has so few tells that he's practically a blank slate. natsuo hates his father.

then slowly and so quietly, he has to strain his ears to catch it, shouto stammers out, "do-, do you think he would have liked me?"

natsuo's immediate reaction is to say 'yes'. yes, of course, touya-nii would've loved you. yes, of course, touya-nii would've crossed the heavens for you. yes, of course, he would've loved you shouto; you're his precious younger brother.

but he remembers the way nii-san used to spit out shouto's name when he was a kid. the way his brother's mouth wrapped around it, the face he made, like he had just eaten something disgusting. he remembers the way touya-nii had become almost crazed by the end, hellbent on proving himself the rightful heir to their shitty father's legacy. he remembers the way touya-nii had said, "i just need to prove that i'm better than him,"; the 'him' said with such bitterness and contempt.

he knows instantly that touya-nii would not have liked shouto. that this house and his father would have twisted any ounce of love, nii-san would've held towards shouto, into jealousy and hatred.

(this house may have ruined all of them but it only ever broke two of them.)

natsuo can't say any of that to shouto. his kind little brother who forgave him for not being there. his amazing little brother who falls in love with every cat he sees. his wonderful little brother who has a wickedly dry sense of humor. his soft baby brother who loves him and yumi-nee with a passion. his tender-hearted baby brother who still worries if his long-gone older brother would've liked him.

no, natsuo can't tell shouto that nii-san wouldn't have like him. shouto will internalize it like he does with everything else that hurts him. and there is already so much that hurts shouto, he will not add to that list. his baby brother smiles these days, nothing big like his green-haired friend, but quiet, lovely, ones all the same. shouto talks more these days. they have dinner together when natsuo is home. his baby brother laughs now. it's a miracle like nothing else in this world.

shouto is the best thing to come out of their house and natsuo will die before he ever hurts his little brother. so instead, he curls an arm around shouto's shoulders and pulls him into a loose side-hug.

"of course!" he lies cheerfully, ignoring the ache in his chest, "touya-nii would've loved you. you're his — and our —precious little brother after all. there is no universe in which he wouldn't have loved you."

the tips of his baby brother's ears go red and his pleased little answering smile makes the ache of lie go away. natsuo will tell a thousand more lies if it means shouto never stops smiling like that.

[sammygender]

‘sam and john are so similar’ well okay. sure, to an extent. both sam and john are (or at least sam starts off being) stubborn, relentlessly driven personalities. but i would argue dean has just as much capacity to be like that as sam. sometimes more. ‘sam and john clash because they’re similar’ idk, maybe, i’m sure that could be and probably is part of it to an extent, but i would put it More down to the fact that john treats his sons Awfully and sam reacts to this (as he should!) by fighting it & being angry with him. john and sam could be nothing alike and they’d still fight like hell

& anyway just because dean thinks sam and john are similar doesn’t make it true. half the reason he probably thinks they’re similar is because of his relationship w them, which is the same intense dogged devotion, though with john it’s expressed through obedience and with sam it’s expressed through possessiveness. they’re a family they’re all like each other. sam and dean are alike in a hell of a lot of ways!! yeah sam’s paralleled with john sometimes but he’s also paralleled with mary. yeah dean plays/has played the role of mary sometimes but he also 100% is always striving to fill the role of john. people are complex! sam and dean are complex characters because they’re good characters! not everything is black and white!

[starkslydia]

gotta love how some people are claiming that the only reason why daemon tried to fuck rhaenyra is because then she’d be “ruined” and thus viserys would’ve to agree to a marriage proposal between the two

AS IF MYSARIA HADN’T OFFERED HIM A “MAIDEN… PERHAPS WITH SILVER HAIR” ON THE VERY FIRST EPISODE

[jessicas-pi]

The Shuttle AU where Nigel Anstruthers is even more devious and DOESN'T separate Rosalie from her family, and he pretends to be nice and good and even invites Bettina to spend her school holidays at Stornham Court one year.

(That last one was not his best idea, tbh.)

Through chance, circumstance, or maybe the weaving hand of Fate, Bettina Vanderpoel and James Hubert John Fergus Saltyre meet, speak, and quickly discover their mutual distaste for Sir Nigel Anstruthers...

Anyway I call this one Jem and Bett Ruin Nigel's Life (Ten Years Ahead of Schedule)

[macadam]

We at least have the solace that Soundwave canonically gets coldclocked hard enough to hit the floor in one of the novels

As he should be. That nerd needs to be shoved straight into a locker

[jestierabbit]

Okay getting into it a little bit— I will be honest. It started as a SLIGHT joke— as in, making a mirror of Mortimer liking Mickey, what if Pete liked Oswald? They HAVE known each other the longest.

But then the working and plotting about how that may or may not work I started realizing hey wait

This could actually work… I can see how this could work and Oswald could… hypothetically like him back.

[artbyblastweave]

Slaughterhouse 9 vs Doom Factory who-would-win

[whats-9plus10]

I do not want Gary to find love or get laid because I can’t think of one appropriate sexual encounter in vbros they are all terrifying

Brace yourselves

[ratscabies]

my professor, a very old man from guyana: "you know what pegging is"

[reginaldqueribundus]

ok but seriously what is going on with this cover art? kirk's eyes have inexplicably become empty lightless voids and he is grasping at sisko with an expression i can only describe as “unrestrained lust” while ben glares back as if to say watch it pal, i may not be straight but i am a married man! everyone else observes carefully to see what happens next except pike, who develops an intense interest in the back of kirk's head. janeway either wants to beat kirk senseless or peg him, possibly both. georgiou goes in for the flying tackle before sisko's wrath destroys them all, while worf boogies down picard morphs into hank schrader from breaking bad and kelvin timeline kirk desperately looks around for a bathroom

[m0llygunn]

I stay writing stuff that will never see the light of day

[optiwashere]

Reddit scrolling in the middle of the day is already a bad idea, but doing it in the BG3 subreddit is choosing one of two paths where you either read the same bad joke, or fall into a pile of knives reading people's absurd rants

ignore my own absurd rant in the tags I'm different and special

[kohakhearts]

all i want for christmas is hd japanese raws of every episode of jn. amen <3