#bruno and mista could be so funny please

[mailboxxi]

based an idea i had from my tweets. in my heart if bruno was there for mistas meat talk this is how it’d go down

said tweet under cut

[bansept]

The Child of God

Part 9

Hello again! It's been a short while, I know. End of the school year is a hustle, so many things to do, plus the internship, working with no breaks, yuck. But we are here! So please enjoy this! TW: some trypophobia by the end with a zest of tiny violence

Giorno grew healthier by the day under Father's strict schedule and Bruno's supervision. The two older boys with him kept him company even during the breaks the adults were allowing them. Narrancia was always noisy about his fundamental dislike of mathematics, and Mista had a mysterious, and quite ridiculous in Giorno's opinion, fear of the number four: they could never run 4 laps, or eat 4 cannolis, or even speak the number four without the boy screaming in disgust.

"That's just silly, Mista. The number 4 has no incidence on the events." Giorno rolled his eyes at the tanned boy next to him, the shade of the tall olive tree they were resting under sheltering them from the burning blaze of the late afternoon sun. Mista glared at him when he heard the cursed word come out of the blonde's mouth, but frowned.

"No what? You talk funny sometimes, Gio."

Giorno rubbed a hand on his arm, shrugging lazily. Reading with Father gave him a clear advantage: he knew a vast amount of words for his age, words too complicated even for some grown-ups! He felt proud of himself for this feat, knowing Father was looking at him with the pride of well-invested time, although sometimes his two friends didn't understand him because he was too clever. It was a bother, but he figured they would learn complicated words soon too.

Mista was drinking from the small water bottle by his side, loudly gulping down and exhaling, the heat from the running and the weather making him sweat profusely.

"Anyway, you're not hot?" He wondered as he faced Giorno.

"No, it's okay. I made sure to calm my breathing when running." Mista pulled his tongue out, grunting. Giorno stared back at the well-maintained yard at the back of the villa. Bruno was no longer standing by the doors with his arms folded; he probably drove Narrancia back to his place. The child visibly had issues staying by the villa, whimpering about a bad aura.

"... Say, Gio." Mista spoke again, his dark eyes suddenly serious. "You never get scared here?"

"Scared? Of what?"

"Well... I've never been inside the house, but everything is always in the dark, there's never any light... And it's just very... I don't know, spooky."

Giorno stared at Mista, a surprise looked on his face. He shook his head, completely lost. Scared? The house was spooky? What in the world was he talking about?

"There's no light because there's no sun going inside. That way the house stays cool so it's easier to sleep at night." Giorno explained simply, matter-of-factly. "I don't understand why it's scary, there are lots of nice people inside, why would you be scared of them?"

"Nice people? They're nice to you... Last time, I tried to get in to go check the kitchen, y'know, to eat something, but the door was locked, and the old lady, Gloria I think, started yelling at me for coming inside without any supervision. She's real mean, and for nothing. And, I ended up not having anything to eat!"

Giorno shrugged. It had been established for a while there were definite times for meals, and Gloria, the one mostly responsible for the cooking, never allowed any snacking. Called it bad for growth. Giorno extended his hand to Mista, silently asking for the water bottle. Talking while recovering in the heat was making him thirsty. The other boy gave him the drink after pouring some water into his hand and splashing it on his face while Giorno drank carefully, taking his time.

"The people in the house take care of me when Father is too busy." He explained once the bottle was back on the floor. "They're nice to me, they take good care of me. Father wouldn't let it be otherwise."

Mista glanced at him for a moment, hesitant.

"Your father... I only saw him once or twice... He's a giant."

"He told me he ate all his soups when he was my age. Maybe it does work."

"Nah, he probably ate other people too to be that tall!"

Mista laughed, and Giorno let out a chuckle. It's true, Father was taller than anyone he had ever seen, or heard of. His own parents must have been giants as well. Mista gripped some of the grass on the soil, pulling it out and playing with some of the bits in his hand.

"Nah but really. If he's good to you, then good. But he definitely doesn't like me. Or Narrancia. Even Bruno, I'm sure. He looked at us like we were insects crawling on you."

Father had agreed to allow Giorno to have friends. He had accepted them in his gardens to be with his son, learning with him, training with him. Surely he was warmer to the 3 outsiders than Mista believed. His will was absolute after all, and he definitely didn't give it lightly.

"I think I saw a bird's nest nearby, come." It felt useless to linger on those thoughts, Giorno stood up and slowly walked to the opposite of the yard, Mista trailing after him, whimpering about the afternoon being too hot to linger under the sun.

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The mansion woke up the moment the sun hid behind the faraway mountains, coloring the light stones in a blue hue. Giorno waved at the car, the small white Fiat driving away with a cloud of dust. With the end of the day came the end of the week, allowing Bruno and Mista to leave the huge house to take some rest and enjoy the weekend, a small vacation Father had granted them in a surprisingly kind moment. He had towered over Bruno, once again, dark brows furrowed in thought, and nodded while waving his hand, dismissing the foreigners lazily. Giorno didn't try to understand why a break was necessary for his friend and tutor: Father insisted on the fact they were different from them, that they were mere mortals with simple, mostly worthless needs and desires. Giorno and him, on the contrary, were of a higher standard, a higher breed. Greatness was not something they could achieve by taking 'breaks'.

It made sense why Father was the tallest, strongest, most intelligent man Giorno knew. He never stopped working for it. Always in his study, reading about poets and philosophers and inventors, politics and science, the man abhorred the idea of reaching an end to his quest for knowledge. Even now, as Giorno felt a warm breeze tousle his hair from where he was seated in the backyard reading his own encyclopedia, it was futile to wonder why Father hadn't greeted him yet. He was an extraordinary man tending to his great plans.

"I wonder what he's doing... What do you think?" The boy turned to a small frog sitting by his side, the beady eyes of the spongious creature blinking dumbly. "I wish I could know as many things as he does. Know all the names of all living things, know how to tend to them..." Green eyes met black, his small hand reaching to pet the animal gently, the slimy feel of the mucus sending shivers to the boy. "Or how to destroy them."

The frog emitted a small cry, as if nervously staring at Giorno, before a sea of shivers assaulted it, covering its ridiculous body in red buttons, the mucus drying almost immediately to let the bubonic ill spread. The frog didn't move or emitted any sound as blood poured out of the small pores of the skin. Giorno calmly observed the scene, his green eyes traveling over the body with scientific interest until they became bored and turned back to his volume.

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Because I love to think Giorno would start being sociopathic like his Papa after spending his time with him from a young age See you for the next one!

Part 8

[tonberry-yoda]

For the Jojo ask:

2. Fave art style?

4. Best JoBro or side protagonist?

5. Best minor characters?

7. Favourite Stand design? Least favourite Stand design?

8. Stand you would like to have (or DON'T want to have)?

10. Least favourite character?

12. How were you introduced to JoJo?

15. Best soundtrack?

16. Favourite ship(s)?

18. Funniest moment or fave meme?

20. Fave out-of-context or weird moment? (Especially to show non-fans)

21. Best music or art you've discovered through JoJo?

24. Random fun fact you know about JoJo

oh yay!!! howdy there!! thanks for sending in an ask i love these so much omgggg

this one ran long so im gonna leave a cut here lol

2. Fave art style?

100% part 7. like that is GORGOUS JOJO. and araki at that time said that the fashion of the time was long torso and long legs so he made gyro long, which i love and appreciate because he is my babygirl

4. Best JoBro or side protagonist?

polnareff. gyro. yasaho. they will forever be my top three because they are all amazing and 10/10 characters. also i dont know if these two count, but emporio and hayato as well. 8000000/10 little guys

5. Best minor characters?

i really loved squalo and tiziano from part 5 because they were pretty and cute. uhhh let's see... i would say lisa lisa, but she's pretty major.... uh i think im gonna go with that. araki is really good at making all of his characters pretty intentional lmaoo.

7. Favourite Stand design? Least favourite Stand design?

favorite goes to:

i wish it was mine. i want it now. i want... no need my stand to look like this PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

least favorite goes to:

like come on.... we couldve given joseph something rad (i just went with a safe answer because i love all of the stands tbh)

8. Stand you would like to have (or DON'T want to have)?

oh this is fun! let's do both! i would love to have Killer Queen tbh because you could just make trash disappear. like come on, the CONVINIENCE! one i dont want is Fugo's Purple Stand. That would SUCK

10. Least favourite character?

can i say alessi??? this is obvious, so i feel like i'm just doing a cop out lmaooooo let me actually pick someone... okay im gonna get hate, but Doppio/Diavolo. Just not a great villain in my opinion I'm sorry

12. How were you introduced to JoJo?

omg this is a super funny story. i had a friend who wanted me to watch it, but i wasnt sure. i mean i wanted to watch it, but i really didnt know how dark/mature it would be and i thought i was too young at the time lol. then i was on discord one day with some friends and they were watching jojo's and it was the episode where wamuu and joseph were fighting and i was SO INTO IT LMAOOOOO. i loved it, but never watched jojo's until a friend BEGGED ME. i started with the manga funny enough and then just finally watched it. fell in love <3

16. Favourite ship(s)?

joseph and caesar. johnny and gyro. uhhhh Trish and Mista??? I think it's kinda cute. Jolyne and Anasui for sure or her and Hermes too. And definitely Jonathan and Erina. OH AND MY FAVORITE ONE IS BRUNO AND ABBACCHIO! Literally they are gay lovers thank you.

18. Funniest moment or fave meme?

pizza mozzarella is so stupid that i cant help but love it. fav meme is the one where rohan and josuke are laughing and then rohan just stabs his pinky LMFAOOOO

20. Fave out-of-context or weird moment? (Especially to show non-fans)

the one where Bruno is talking about Narancia's hand being a floppy condom. i'll leave it right there thanks

24. Random fun fact you know about JoJo

Araki wanted to make Fugo turn against Bruno and the rest of the gang and end up dying, but Araki was really depressed at the time and didn't have the heart to kill of Fugo, so he left him be. Also he wanted Squalo and Tiziano to be married, but his editing team said no because of ruled back then

thanks i had a lot of fun <333333

[soupbabe]

Hi!! It’s me who’s been requesting the ones with the reader who’s a collector of shiny things, and since you seem to enjoy writing them, could you do one for the Bucci gang please? Uwu

Shiny Object + Animal Bone Collector! Reader: Bucci Gang Edition

Of course!! <3

Bruno Bucciarati

Although he's not one to go along with you to scavenge your items, he loves hearing you talk about it!!

He definitely has a small section on his desk of all the small things you collect too

The majority of the things you give Bruno are little things like small glass figurines

You find it so funny that Sticky Fingers actually loves interacting with the items as well!!

You once found a tattered jacket and when you went to show Bruno, his stand couldn't stop toying with the zipper

Leone Abbacchio

At first he doesn't understand what's so special about your hobby in the first place

All he sees it as is old rusty spoons and trinkets, what makes it so important?

But once you start collecting the animal bones and skulls, his interest has been peaked

Goth man sees animal bones? Well it's only natural for him to appreciate your hobby more

Also something tells me he'd be the one to tell you where the best oddity shops are too if he doesn't want to get too involved in coming along walks with you to find anything

Giorno Giovanna

I can see him being very interested in your hobby!!

Since his stand is creating life I feel like he'd be a go to for identification for animals you haven't figured out yet

Loves taking you on walks with him near the beaches or through secluded wooded areas

He also likes going out on his own and gifting you small rocks and geodes and it never fails to make you smile

Pannacotta Fugo

He's very similar to Giorno that he gets very interested in your hobby

But he's more enthusiastic about it though!!

He'd grab all of his history and nature books to help you identify items in your collection

Seriously he will see an old bottle cap and try to give you his best report on it and he definitely feels like he's in his element

Also I feel like if you managed to give Purple Haze a geode or something, he'd lose his mind (in a good way) and giggle in happiness at it and it'd just be you two giggling over the shiny rock

Guido Mista

He screamed when you showed him a bird skull you found for the first time

It's not because it's dead or anything, he was freaked out over the fact that you presented it from your pocket like it was nothing unusual

He still thinks it's a bit freaky (while completely ignoring how morbid he can be at times-) and will noticably scoot away from you if you bring your bones near him

Sometimes you make a game out of it

But other than that he genuinely has no problem with what you do in your free time

Narancia Ghirga

Oh my god it's his favorite thing to do when he's hanging out with you

He definitely makes a game out of it!

Like whoever finds the prettiest rock has to buy the other lunch (Fugo is the judge of the pretty rock contest btw)

Sometimes when he loses he gets (playfully) pouty and it always reasults to you giving him the rock that won

[jojohotel]

Hi can I get bruno gio and mista(separately)with gn s/o that has a lighting based stand and is really good with technology like they can hack/code stuff build robots that kinda stuff

of course! I really enjoyed writing this, thank you for requesting it!

Giorno, Bruno, Mista with a reader that can code/hack, create robots and has a lightning Stand

Guido Mista

Out of the three, Mista is the most excited about your stand.

When he knew that you had a lightning stand, he would first tease you, constantly telling you to show off through lighting a tree or something like that.

After he saw that you could, he would make a bit of a drama, talking about how you were too strong and too dangerous to be in the gang.

"Did you see that? Imagine if one day they get angry at us! I don't wanna what will happen"

He is constantly giving a bunch of ideas about things you can do with it. Most ideas are funny, even if they are dangerous.

Whenever you are angry and Mista is near you, he jokingly (maybe not so jokingly, after seeing your powers) tells you to not strike him.

When in missions you have to use your lightning powers, please warn this man first or he'll die of a heart attack. After using your attack, he will proceed to tell that he is scared and that he could have died right there just because of how scared he got.

Now about your coding abilities.

Jokes to you and to the gang about the fact that you could know anything that they do online, even if you don't have access to their search history.

Mista is also asking things like:

"What did Abbacchio search yesterday?"

Just to tease you and the other members. If you play along with him, pretending to whisper something in his ear, he'll proceed to gasp and make a scene.

"Abbacchio! How could you?"

He also jokingly uses your powers as a threat, talking about how

"oh no, you were mean to me. Guess what, my S/O will hack your phone/strike lightning on you."

After the Melone fight, Mista teases you and Melone being buddies.

If you ask for Mista's help when creating a robot, not only him, but also the Sex Pistols will be helping you by carrying things, tools, and wires around, not only that, but when making smaller robots, the Sex Pistols are of great use.

When your robots are done, Mista sometimes talks and interacts with them.

(^^^Neymar tem inveja)

Bruno Bucciarati

Bruno isn't shocked by your power. He is rather interested.

Unlike Mista, Bruno wouldn't be such a shock since he asked you to enter the gang because he knew about your powers and abilities. Nonetheless, having lighting abilities is truly something.

Unlike Mista, Bruno isn't the one to tease you or anything like that. He by any means underestimates your abilities but also doesn't overestimate them, since every stand has its strength and its weakness.

He truly likes to see when two stand power's come together to have a much powerful attack on someone else.

When this happens between you two, Bruno gets quite prideful about it, and sometimes even talks to the gang about what happened during the fight.

Now, about your technological abilities.

Bruno thinks it's of much use because none of the gang have the same experience with the topic as you do. It's always great to have someone that knows about it.

If he's feeling audacious, he may even pull a prank on the other members with help of your abilities.

After the Melone fight, he is curious if you knew what Melone was doing with all that coding and programs that appeared on his computer screen.

If you like to talk about new things that you are coding, and your stresses about the topic, Bruno would love to hear it, and at the end, he may learn a thing or two from hearing you talk about it.

Bruno isn't the one to interrupt you when creating new robots, but wouldn't deny handling you a tool or two.

Likes to give ideas about robots that could help in missions or even gadgets that can help the member's stand.

Giorno Giovanna

Giorno is excited by it, but not as Mista is.

When he discovered you had lightning powers, he would ask if you could show it off to him any day. Finds it cool and appreciates your power, and how strong it is.

I think that like Mista, Giorno would sometimes tease you and the others about your lightning powers but always in a respectful manner, and besides that, it's all jokes.

"Be careful when going out any day of these. Y/N heard what you said to me."

Jokes that if you are angry, you can strike Mista whenever you want, whilst Mista asks Giorno why was that? He was no lightning rod!

About your coding abilities.

Is interested in what you can and what you can't do with it. Sometimes even making some absurd questions wondering if you could do it.

Whenever you get stressed with coding, Giorno will gladly hear you and maybe even give some ideas on how to fix what is stressing you, even if he doesn't know much about the topic.

Always goes for you whenever something technological the members of the gang owns goes wrong, even if there's no way of fixing it. You always end up being his go-to when those things happen.

Honestly, Giorno finds cool the contrast between your abilities.

While yes you two can create, it's cool to notice that while Giorno creates things from nature and that is alive, you create systems that try to imitate what Giorno's abilities do.

When you are done with a robot, Giorno offers to turn it alive as a joke.

"Now, do I turn this on a butterfly or a ladybug y/n?"

Likes to stay there with you, watching as you create it, and tries to help as much as he can when creating the robots.

Turns your tools into animals, so when you ask for him to hand it over, he is holding a frog, only to turn it to its original state after that.

"Oh sorry, here is your screwdriver."

[sluttbuttsstuff]

Hucow!AU Part 5 (FINALE!!!)

WOOHOO!! It’s finally Bruno’s turn, I saved best boy for last.  All parts combined in gdocs are 29 pages total, this is def the longest thing i’ve written in over a decade!! I hope you enjoy, and look forward to whatever i decide to write next

thanks, and enjoy!

as always. credit goes to @dark-side-blog2 for the wonderful hucow! au

WARNINGS: not sfw, yandere, duncon, noncon, sleep fucking, force feeding, manipulation, dark themes, afab reader, she/her pronouns, all characters 18+!!

After taking care of Narancia and tucking him into bed, Bruno returned to your room once more.  You slept like the dead, worn out from a long night.  Bruno smiled proudly, you had been wonderful for them.  Each bull, you had accepted their love, their passion, their essence and earned your place in the herd once again.  It filled Bruno with such joy, knowing that you were the perfect mate for them, for all of them.

You were caring and kind for Narancia, playful and fun for Mista, calming and gentle for Fugo, accepting and attentive for Abbacchio.  And for Bruno: you were everything.  For so long, there had been a piece of the puzzle missing in his life.  He had a family with no mother, no children.  

Bruno had met you first in a very dark part of his life-his herd was beaten, driven from his home in fear, on the brink of death with no hope.  And then, you had appeared, an angel hidden away in paradise, offering safety, shelter.  Much more than that, even, with a little bit of convincing, and a lot of planning.  He would have his family, his children, and you.

Bruno knew how to play the long game, how to strategize and manipulate, but he only did it for good reason.  He had to, you were too prideful, too stubborn to realize how much you needed him.  You were running a giant farm several acres large by yourself, no employees, relatives or neighbors to help.  Bruno couldn’t have that,now could he?  He and the other bulls took over the hard work and heavy lifting-eventually, after a lot of hemming and hawing from you.  Bruno managed to talk you into it; it was beneficial for both of you, a way for the bulls to earn their keep and for you to get some help.

The bulls helped with Bruno’s plan as well, in their own ways.  Mista put his cooking skills to use, making you healthy meals infused with lackweed (Mulgeo, a plant that encouraged your body to lactate) and pills that increased your sexual urges.  He’d even been adding charcoal to your meals to cancel out your birth control; it wasn’t necessary, Bruno had gotten rid of your birth control months ago while you were asleep, but Bruno appreciated it nonetheless.  

Narancia had gotten you to warm up to them very quickly, being as innocent and naive as he was, and Bruno was able to use him to display his parenting skills.  Yes, Narancia was a grown bull, and mostly treated as such, but he was still the youngest, and hard not to spoil.  Plus, the way you seemed to light up when Bruno would baby Narancia- it was clear your maternal instincts were awakening.  Good!  It was excellent practice for your own children.  

Fugo was admittedly the most awkward around you, it wasn’t really his fault, though.  He had the least experience out of the bulls with women, but Bruno could tell his true feelings about you.  So, he encouraged Fugo to show his strengths to you; mainly his brain.  There was an old tractor collecting rust that needed repairs, and you had lost several crops last season due to lack of irrigation. Fugo was able to repair them, thanks to researching some books and some help from you.  Plus, it was one less job for you to do, and another reason for you to depend on them.  Bruno knew Fugo was nervous, but Bruno was certain he’d be a good mate and husband.  He would make their children very smart.

Abbacchio could be a little rough around the edges, it's true, but he clearly had a soft spot for you.  While he would smack Mista and Narancia around when they got on his nerves or got ornery, you he respected and let a lot slide.  Bruno had seen you tug on his tail (admittedly by accident) , elbow him (after a funny joke), and even put flowers (that he was allergic to!) in his hair!  Abbacchio had taken it in stride, and even defended you when Mista’s teasing or the other shenanigans went too far.  Plus, Abbacchio’s skills as a lockpick let them sneak into your house when you were away or sleeping.  Very useful indeed…

 Bruno knew he had to share you, as much as he wanted you for his own.  He couldn’t hurt his herd, his brothers, who loved you almost as much as he did.  So Bruno was patient, he let them have their turns first, keep the peace….

But Bruno couldn’t wait any longer.

The timing had to be perfect, to ensure he had the best chances. He had snuck into your home months before, stealing and disposing of your birth control, and destroying your refill prescription.  Thankfully you were too busy and preoccupied to make a new appointment with the doctor for new medication, which Bruno appreciated greatly.   Digging through your trash, he was able to record and determine your cycle, in order to find out when you would be most fertile.  He would allow his herd many things,including you.

But his child would be first.

Letting the others go first- he allowed it before you were truly in heat.  They didn’t know why, but were grateful nonetheless, eager to claim you. 

He pulled back your blankets, after making sure you were deep in R.E.M. sleep.  Birds started chirping as dawn rose outside, but you were dead to the world.  So much, in fact, that when Bruno pulled back your bed sheets you didn’t so much as flinch.  You were still nude, too tired to put your pajamas back on last night; Bruno admired the early morning light glowing on your body.  Bruno kissed down your face and body everywhere the sun touched, relieved you were still asleep.  Bruno made note of every bruise and marking on your skin to treat later that morning, as he went lower and lower down your body.  Spreading your legs, you tasted divine.  You were definitely ready, too: now would be his best chance. 

 Licking the others out of your core, he heard you quietly whimper- he paused, waiting for you to stir, but you eventually drifted back to sleep.  You always were cute when you slept, the way you would sometimes talk in your sleep or kick your legs “Running.”  Bruno had learned a lot observing you, and intended to learn a lot more from you today.  He cleaned you out with his tongue and prepped you thoroughly-maybe it was petty of him, saving you all for himself, but Bruno was the alpha bull, and the perfect mate for you.  That’s why it was so important to not just get you pregnant, but pregnant with his children.  It’s what you, the both of you deserved.

Once Bruno was certain you were ready ( you were still soft and wet from last night, and pleasantly warm against his tongue and fingers)  he leaned over you, pulling your legs up against his shoulders into a mating press.  It terrified him how easily you slept, how dangerous it would be if his herd hadn’t found you.  What if someone else had found you before them, taken you like this in your sleep?  It worried him so, that’s why he had to do this, claim you and protect you from any rivals.

  Bruno stroked your cheek, before pressing inside.  Finally, after all this time, he was inside of you, warm and wonderful and all his.  You squirmed in your sleep,but otherwise accepted him without complaint.  Bruno was so happy he could cry, he settled for kissing your  shoulder as he pushed into the hilt.  Bruno couldn’t hold his urges back any longer, he thrust into you again and again, hitting against your sweet spot.  You cried out in your sleep, jumbled noises Bruno convinced himself were his name.  In this position, he was able to reach so deep, force himself as far inside as he could reach.  

His grip on you tightened, feeling the strain of the position, the slap of his balls on your ass fueling his desire more.  But it wasn’t enough, he had to make sure you felt good too.  He suckled your chest, licking your nipples the way he had seen you enjoy.  Your pussy was so wet he was able to rub slick onto your hard throbbing clit, careful to rub the raw skin gently. 

“Y/n, I’m so thankful to have found you, finally we can make our dreams come true~” Bruno whispered to you, desperate for you to know the feelings he’d held back for so long.

“I can hardly hold back with you; I’ve been waiting so long for this, and I can tell now that so have you.  Don’t worry, I’ll take care of you, we all will.  Just give in, you can trust me.”  Bruno pleaded, close to the edge.  Bruno grit his teeth, it was about to end, all too soon.  Bruno wasn’t ready, he wanted to stay like this with you forever.  Relief washed over Bruno as he heard you cry out in release, tightening around him and bringing him to release.

“I’m cumming, y/n.  Please, accept all of me!”  He gasped,spilling his seed inside.  Tears Bruno had held back spilled down as his emotions overcame him, something he would only allow to happen while you couldn’t see.  He was certain this was the right thing to do, now more than ever.  You were his, all of theirs, safe and protected. 

 In the next months, you would become full with child.  Naturally, you would have to stop manual labor-which would be fine, you could depend on your sturdy bulls to run the farm for you.  And then when you had their children, you would need to raise them. Obviously, you had five capable mates to help you; taking turns feeding them, staying up on long sleepless nights, teaching them right from wrong.  So many precious memories to be made with you, Bruno could 

hardly wait.

As Bruno turned to leave you to rest, he saw you start to rise.

“...Bruno?”  You called weakly, and Bruno was by your side in an instant.

“Y/n?  What’s wrong, you’re up so early?”  Bruno asked, concerned.  

“...It’s hot” you groaned, reaching out for him.  Bruno’s heart fluttered, you called out for him.  He felt your forehead; admittedly sweaty, but not necessarily from illness.  

“You are a little warm.  Let’s get you out of these sweaty blankets and cleaned up.”  Bruno helped you out of your sheets, and ran to get a damp washcloth.  He returned quickly, sitting on your bed and wiped the cloth over your body.  Your body flushed, and whenever you thought Bruno wasn’t looking, you would glance over at him.  Bruno smiled to himself, you really were spoiling him this morning-he couldn’t be more delighted.

“Are you feeling any better?  You should take it easy today, you had a long night.”  Bruno said as he washed your stomach.

“Umm, yes, im-ahh!”  You jumped, as Bruno’s wash cloth reached your nether regions.  

“Relax, bella, It’s important to clean this area as well. We don’t want you getting sick now do we?”  Bruno continued, unfazed by your reaction.  You fidgeted a moment longer, but considering all that had happened, you relented.  What more could Bruno do to you?

He toweled you off quickly, patting you dry and then headed to your closet.

“Let’s find you something extra comfortable to wear today, shall we?”  Bruno asked, flipping through your hangers.  What a shame, most of your outfits were utilitarian and industrial, not befitting a mother to be.  

“Oh, Bruno, you don’t have to-”  You began, but Bruno cut you off.

“Here we go, perfect!  Ah, and this shade of lavender will look lovely on you!”  Bruno proclaimed, holding up a flowery sundress made of soft cotton.  Very comfortable, but not the best for farm work.  Bruno couldn’t be stopped though, grabbing some undergarments for you    (how did he know where you kept them?) and helped you sit up in bed.

“Let’s get you dressed, as much as I love the thought of having you nude all day, nothing will get done around the farm with the boys fawning over you.”  Bruno chuckled, sliding socks onto your feet for you.

“Bruno, please! I can dress myself!”  You pleaded, trying to pull away, but Bruno stopped you with gentle but firm hands.  

“Bella, please-let me take care of you the way you’ve taken care of us.  It’s only fair, isn’t it?”  Bruno smiled, tugging your socks up to your ankles.  He held a white pair of panties out for you, “Step in, dear, one foot at a time” You groaned, turning an adorable shade of red Bruno loved, but did indeed let him slide the panties up and onto you.  He convinced you to skip a bra today (Bruno wasn’t completely selfless) and slip into the sundress, snug as a bug.

“Much better!  Now, do you want to see if you can get some more sleep?  You didn’t get many hours of sleep last night, and your body must be very sore.”  He asked you, stroking your cheek.  “Well, maybe later, but-”  You began, only to be interrupted by your growling stomach.  Bruno chuckled, “Ahh, of course, let’s get you fed shall we?”  he winked, placing a hand on the small of your back and escorting you to the kitchen.

You tried to make yourself breakfast, really you did, but Bruno wasn’t giving you any leeway this morning.

“Please, Bambina, let me cook for you.  You always make the rest of us meals, and I’m not completely hopeless in the kitchen.”  He told you, sitting you on a kitchen chair, rolling up his sleeves.  True to his word, he was decent in the kitchen-more than decent, in fact.  Bruno fried up a pig’s worth of bacon, crispy and fried with a sprinkle of cinnamon.  Eggs, sunny-side scrambled and over-easy, just a little bit runny and fresh from your henhouse.  And the cru-de-ta, a mountain-pile of fluffy home batter pancakes, smothered in homemade syrup and creamy smooth butter dollops piled on top.  Bruno piled your plate to the brim, sure to give you only the crunchiest bacon strips and roundest pancakes, with plenty left over for the boys.  It was a miracle the other boys hadn’t woken up yet, but you supposed they were still wiped out from the night before and needed a little more rest.  

Bruno didn’t mind one bit, enjoying the one on one time with you he rarely got.  Sitting patiently for him like a good mate, letting him clean you, dress you, even feed you. Bruno was determined to spoil you, so you would never want for anything other than him again.  Looking around your plate, you asked Bruno, “Sorry, but you forgot to grab a fork and knife.  Would you mind?”  

Bruno smiled, unblinkingly, “Oh no, I didn’t.  Open wide~”  He cooed, stacking a silver fork full of your breakfast.  You looked at him incredulously, “Seriously?”  

Bruno didn’t relent, smile unwavering, “You wouldn’t turn down all my hard work and this delicious food, would you?”  

You wanted to argue with him, you really did.  For every inch he gave you, he took a mile, and it was starting to be humiliating.  But for whatever reason, Bruno always made you cave.  Besides, after everything you’d been through, he’d never hurt you, always gentle and caring.  So, against your better judgement, you sheepishly opened your mouth for him.

Bruno lifted the fork into your mouth, watching your lips close around his fork.  You savored the buttery rich flavor of the pancakes, the spongy texture bouncing lightly in your mouth as you chewed.  To say it was delicious would be an understatement; you were starting to consider letting Mista and Bruno handle mealtime more often.  Bruno bit the corner of his lip, watching you eat your meal.  You wanted to pout, not give Bruno the satisfaction of knowing you enjoyed being babied like this, but you couldn’t help smiling as you swallowed bite after bite, opening your mouth and even leaning forward.  Each bite was better than the last; the salty sweet bacon grease and runny eggs soaked into the pancakes, soaking up the flavor medley and sending your palette into overdrive. 

 Bruno loved every minute, watching you let your guard down for him, licking up syrup from your chin, even letting him wipe your cheek clean with a napkin.  Your stomach puffed out as you ate through your meal, it excited him to know he did that to you, and that your stomach would soon be even more distended and full with his baby.  Your plate was nearly clean, but you didn’t think you could eat another bite.  Bruno had given you so much already, and it was all delicious and rich, and had no more room.

“Please, Bruno, I’m full to the brim.  I’m sorry but I can’t eat anymore.”  You groaned, clutching your stomach.  

“Oh please, just another bite, bambina~  you’ve done so well, you’re almost done.”  He cooed, forking the last bits on your plate.  You tried to excuse yourself, but Bruno stuffed it into your open unsuspecting mouth.  You nearly choked on the utensil forcing your way into your mouth, a sugary syrupy mess that was starting to nauseate you.  It was too much, too rich, but Bruno held your mouth shut.

“Please, y/n, you have to eat more.  Think of our children, won’t you?”  You froze, as you remembered everything that had happened last night with a wave.  You looked at Bruno, mouth still full and ready to vomit.  His gaze tore into you, more serious than he had been all morning.  In fact, the last time he looked at you like that…

Bruno rubbed your back, as your eyes watered and spilled over.  Poor thing, were you already having morning sickness?  No worries, it was only natural; he would take care of you. You were having trouble breathing, not sure if it was the food or the panic setting in.  

“Come on Bambina, you’re almost done.  Just swallow it all down, you can do it~”  Bruno hissed, as he plugged up your nose.  Bruno sighed, watching your eyes bug out; he didn’t want to be harsh with you, but what other choice were you giving him?  You needed to follow his orders, that’s how he kept you safe and happy.  “Now, y/n”  

Despite the lump in your throat, you had no choice but to swallow, the lack of oxygen making you gag.  How could you forget who you were dealing with?  How could you let him take advantage of you again and again?  You wiped the snot and tears from your face, catching your breath.  You flinched as a familiar hand reached out and grabbed your chin.  Bruno turned you to look at him, his face calm and smiling as if nothing had happened.

“There, Bambina, that wasn’t so bad was it?  You have to let me take care of you, okay?  We don’t want you hurting yourself do we?”  He asked, voice soft and patronizing, like he hadn’t just force fed you against your will.  You wanted to run away, but didn’t know where to go.  It didn’t help any as you heard footsteps coming down the stairs.  

“Yo, y/n!  You’re up already?  I thought we wiped you out last night!”

“Guess we’ll have to try harder next time.”

“Are you okay, y/n?  You look ill.  Maybe you should go back to bed.”

“Ohh, it smells so good!  Did you make breakfast for us, y/n?”

You were surrounded.  No way out.  Five strong angry bulls that had taken over your life, your home, even your body.  You couldn’t trust them, not any of them.  There was no escape.

“What’s wrong, bella?  Are you crying?”

“Don’t cry, y/n!  There’s nothing to worry about, we’ll take care of you!”

“You can count on us, y/n.  We’re mates, after all.”

You were trapped.

Trapped.

Trapped.

 You opened your mouth to scream, but it was no use.

It’s not like anyone would hear you, anyways

END

[craigslistdiavolo]

How bout a professional hairdresser s/o who pranks the bucci gang with the “damn i messed up we gotta go bald” while styling or cutting/trimming their hair 👀

omg I love this 😳😳😳

Fluff+Crack

Warnings - Language+ Alcohol+Drunk Abbachio

Bruno

When you ask him if you can cut his hair, he's a little hesitant, but agrees

He likes the feeling of your hands in his hair

"Damn I messed up we gotta go bald."

cut the cameras.

We have to go what now???????

Grabs your hand and licks it to see if you're joking

Oh you bitch, why'd you lie to him like that

After it's all over and you're down cutting his hair he's chill and says thank you

Never lets you cut his hair ever again

Abbachio

Says no at first

You ask him again when he's drunk and he says yes

Here you are trying to cut his hair and actually struggling because this bitch is moving so much

"Damn I messed up we gotta go bald."

Starts ugly crying

How could do this to him?????

Calm him down and finish cutting his hair, and the he'll probably go to bed and pass out

If you tell him about it when he's sober, he'll deny it all

Mista

Agrees immediately when you ask if you can cut his hair

Way too willing

Is really happy because he likes to be around you and enjoys the feeling of your hands in his hair

"Damn I messed up we gotta go bald."

Is a little freaked out, but is honestly super chill

He wears a hat anyway so it'll be covered up

"Huh, I always wondered what I'd look like bald."

A little disappointed when you tell him that it was all a prank

Narancia

Another one who agreed right away

He cannot sit still

Honestly you're a miracle worker for actually managing to not mess up

"Damn I messed up we gotta go bald."

Cries a little

Very upset

He doesn't want to be bald

After you tell him it was a prank he laughs it off

You got him good and it was pretty funny :)

Fugo

Very hesitant but he's seen you cut hair before so he trusts you

Sits extremely still so that you can do what you need to do

"Damn I messed up we gotta go bald."

Eyes twitches a little

Grips his pants

Internal and external screaming

"HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MESS UP I WAS SITTING STILL."

Angry italian yelling

You just stand there like 😐🥲

Still mad after you told him it was a prank

Never lets you cut his hair ever again

Well that's a lie, after a few months he lets you cut his hair again

Just never do that to him ever again

Giorno

You wanna what now?

Not really into the idea of you cutting his hair just because of how specific he is with how he styles it

Still hesitant when you finally convinced him

Similar to Fugo he sits extremely still

Probably talks to you about his day while you're cutting his hair

"Damn I messed up we gotta go bald."

Those words hit him like a freight train

"Yeah no, we're not going bald, you need to fix this."

Calms down after you told him it was a prank

Only leaves you a three star review because of the prank smh

Trish

No 💖

Doesn't want you to cut her hair at all

She loves you and she trusts you, but is very nervous to have you cut her hair

Finally agreed because you looked a little sad when she said no

Sits pretty still

Talks to you about her day and asks if you wanna go shopping with her later :)

"Damn I messed up we gotta go bald."

Cries

This is why she didn't wanna do this

"Is there anyway you can fix it??????"

Please say there's a way to fix it, she can't be bald

Upset with you after you told her it was all a prank

Not funny didn't laugh

[mistaeq]

One scoop of Bucci gang HCs for the first time quiet reader bursts out laughing in front of them please!

Bucciarati Gang: with a Quiet s/o who Bursts out Laughing

TW // none

Thank you for your request! Bucciarati Gang, my favourite dorky compatriots <3 hope you enjoy, I had fun writing these!

Bucciarati Gang with a quiet s/o who bursts out laughing in front of them, neutral!s/o

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GIORNO GIOVANNA

You first burst out laughing in front of Giorno when nature itself betrays him and he can't stop sneezing because of the pollen coming from a flower he had grown himself. Karma? An unlucky day? You may never know.

Having been with Giorno a lot, you learnt that plant's effect isn't dangerous, so you can look at your boyfriend getting mad over sneezes, and he's absolutely hilarious. You're sorry that this is happening to him, don't get it twisted, but seeing his chill behavior get lost for this mess is priceless.

He's not only pissed off because he keeps on sneezing, but he's also pissed off because he'd totally like to hear that unexpected laughter of yours clearly, without his sneezes covering it every now and then. He doesn't know when this chance might ever come back, and he wants to clearly hear you.

His frantic and clumsy moves while his nose keeps on betraying him cause his perfectly donut shaped hairstyle to ruin, golden locks falling on his forehead and his braid becoming a messy load of fluffy hair covering his neck.

"Y/n... will you..." sneeze. "..w-will you stop staring..." sneeze. "..it's kinda embarrassing... m-mamma mia..." sneeze. "..but no... no, don't stop laughing... p-plea.. a.." s n e e z e.

After he manages to stop sneezing, his shocked look and his red cheeks let a last giggle come from you, as you hold him tight and leave a sweet peck on his nose. You caress his hair, you find him so attractive even without his signature hairstyle, and that's worth some sneezes, isn't it.

LEONE ABBACCHIO

You first burst out laughing in front of Leone when you hear him curse in front of his mirror because his clothes won't fit him anymore. His chest was too broad.

Abbacchio chose not to use curse words in front of you, that's why when you catch him red handed, swearing and cursing at his clothes, you can't help finding him funny. As soon as he hears you laughing, he winces and turns around.

"Fuck... come on... why won't this fit..." he was pulling the irremovable fabric on his shoulder. "Maybe my chest is now too big... what the hell, come on... mamm ro Carmn... [Neapolitan dialect for: Carmine's mom. Not a cute thing to say. It's an angry neapolitan "mamma mia".]" then, he heard you laughing, and winced.

When he sees the big smile on your face when you lovingly laugh at him, he's petrified. He hates hearing this type of laughing, because it's the exact thing Mista and Narancia do all the time. But on you? You sound so happy and relieved, and Leone likes it. For real.

He just stands there, half his chest and a shoulder being naked, looking like a disheveled princess. Too funny. He huffs and ignores you, to make you think he's annoyed. But you know him too well, and know that if he's hiding his face, it's because he's actually smiling, too.

You hug him from behind, looking at your reflection in the mirror still in front of him. Abbacchio looks over his naked shoulder, right where you are, leaving a tender kiss on his skin, before giggling once again. He turns around, and kisses you, leaving his purple lipstick all over your cute mouth. He likes your laughter better, like this.

GUIDO MISTA

You first burst out laughing in front of Guido when you're practising together with cooking. And he just can't believe it, when you laugh so hard just for a pun of his. You are baking some good bread to share it with the gang.

He takes your hand and smiled. "Are you a garden, y/n?" Guido asks you, before throwing a handful of flour on you. "Because I feel like my love for you is FLOURishing!" you burst out laughing, holding onto him, spreading flour on his apron, too.

That genuine, happy laugh really warms his heart, he feels his knees get weaker and his negative thoughts fly away. He could listen to that forever. Mista is just so shocked. It takes for him a couple of seconds to realize what happened, before he finally holds you back.

Seeing you silent all day makes him kinda sad, and one of his dreams was making you laugh like that. He has been putting a lot of effort for that, but manages to do it only when he's his actual self, with a simple pun.

"My love for you is FLOURishing too, Guido..." you manage to answer, your cheeks obtaining a cute, irresistible red color, as you get on tiptoe and peck his beautiful lips. He's totally enamored, he's under your spell and can't believe you answered his pun so well.

When you get back to your work, he sometimes still hears you giggle, thinking of how bad yet cheesy that pun was. But it made you unwillingly burst out laughing, so you guess it's okay just the way it is.

FUGO PANNACOTTA

You first burst out laughing in front of Fugo when you see him getting angry over Narancia not knowing maths. Fugo promised himself and Bruno not to physically hurt Narancia again like what happened with the fork in his cheek.

This being said, the only way for Fugo to express his anger is screeching on his chair. When you hear that sound coming from your boyfriend, you can't hold back your laughter. It was so unexpected and someway unbelievably cute. Narancia is just scared.

Fugo hears the angelic bells of love in his heart, as if God himself came down from the paradise and graced his ears with your laughing voice. It immediately calms him down. But if he calms down, you stop laughing.

"Why isn't 8 ÷2 = 3? If I split an 8 in half I get a three!" after hearing Narancia mumbling those words, Fugo screeches again, and you giggle even louder. But you understand the poor boy can't keep on getting angry just to hear you laugh.

That's why you soon stop, approaching Fugo and resting your magical hands on his shoulders, giving him a massage because he's a great teacher and he's doing his best. His moans while you help him relaxing his shoulders make you shyly giggle too.

"Why does this sound sexual?" Fugo wishes he could kill Narancia. But he's too focused on your hands working on his shoulders to care, and quietly screeches as you giggle again.

NARANCIA GHIRGA

You first burst out laughing in front of Narancia when you see Fugo getting angry over him not knowing maths. Narancia is shook, kinda confused on why what he wrote isn't correct.

Fugo screeches on his chair, he promised not to hurt your boyfriend, who shows you his paper, looking at you with a questioning look, probably asking you why what he wrote is wrong. You burst out laughing as you read. Narancia is a complete mess.

As soon as he hears you, he completely forgets about maths for a second, focusing on the sound of your beautiful laughter. Narancia is baby, if the person he loves the most laughs, he doesn't care what's the reason, he laughs with you. Then, he kinda remembers why you started giggling in first place.

"For real though. Y/n, why isn't 8 ÷ 2 = 3? If I split an 8 in half I get a three!" after hearing Narancia mumbling those words, you laugh even harder, desperate Fugo witnessing your boyfriend throwing away his maths notebook and run into your arms.

You're usually so silent and he may never know when he's gonna hear you again like that. You two laugh together so much that you start panting, your faces red with big smiles and almost sweating.

"Why does this look sexual?" Narancia wishes he could kill Fugo. But he's too focused on your little giggles and your cute smile as you lean on his shoulder and kiss his cheek. He might be not so perfect in maths, but he's perfect in making you so happy.

TRISH UNA

You first burst out laughing in front of Trish after you trip on a piece of furniture and risk falling on the ground. But as soon as your body touches the ground, you feel it jiggly and soft, bouncing a little on it.

Just a moment before you thought you were gonna get a few bruises after falling on the ground, but now you're just there, happily bouncing on Spicy Lady's brand new jiggly floor and laughing out loud, staring at your girlfriend's surprised expression.

You've never laughed like that before, and Trish is pleasantly surprise to see that her stand's work has such a good effect on your mood and on you, in general. She might consider making more objects jiggly, if this is what you like. All she cares about is seeing you happy and amused.

"Tell me, y/n..." she gets closer to your figure jumping and loudly giggling, and stares at you with loving eyes. "Would you mind it, if I jumped with you too? You look like you're having fun..."

You couldn't ask for anything more. You moved a little to let Trish join you, grabbing both your hands and jumping along with you, finally laughing so you can see her beautiful smile, even though she's the one who cares about seeing yours. Your girlfriend would do anything for you... even disobey Bucciarati.

"You... you two had to clean the house while we were away... it was your turn, this morning!" the capo's jaw fell as soon as he saw the mess Spicy Lady had done. Nothing that couldn't be fixed, but what matters is that afterwards, you and her laugh together remembering Bucciarati's expression. Then, she kisses your smile in case it would take a lot for it to come back.

BRUNO BUCCIARATI

You first burst out laughing in front of Bruno when his stand disobeys him and opens a zipper through a wall to reach for your room and cuddle with you.

His shocked face and Sticky Fingers's cute, happy sounds are too hilarious for you to keep a serious expression. You're so used to see Bucciarati as the authoritarian type of person who has everything under his control, but now he doesn't and he's quite panicking.

Even more shocking for Bruno is seeing how you actually let his stand cuddle with you, a warm laughter coming from your sweet lips, he loves so much. Music for his tired capo ears.

He can't help staring at you with a loving smile. Moments like these don't happen that much, and God knows when you're gonna do that beautiful sound again. He secretly thanks Sticky Fingers for doing all of this, but since it's his soul, there's no need to say it out loud.

"Your laugh is one of the best sounds my ears ever witnessed, tesoro. I might want Sticky Fingers to disobey me more, if this is the result..." then, he'd bring a hand of yours to his lips and kiss it, kiss your smile, kiss your precious laughter.

Even if you stop laughing, Bruno enjoys your little giggles while his stand strokes your hair and purrs when you caress its head. As the user feels what the stand feels, your hand caressing Sticky Fingers caresses Bruno too, and he'll eventually giggle with you.

[naranciasimp]

Moshi moshi! Might I humbly request head cannons for the bucci gang if the reader asked them to wear matching high heels with em? I just think it’d be funny to imagine them struggling to walk, or to think abt em lookin sooooo damn fine n rockin em XD.

Did this make sense? Idk, I hope it did, if u end up doing this thanks in advance, but don’t feel pressured to lolol

Bucciarati Gang and Their S/O Asking Them To Wear High Heels

Bruno Bucciarati

Ok! He’s down.

It might sound a bit weird but he likes the way heels sound against the ground when walking. It gives off a powerful vibe.

Once he put them on you offered your hand to help him stand.

“Thank you.”

He held onto your hand a tried to stand. He almost fell but quickly regained his balance.

He walked a few steps with you holding his hand.

Towards the end he began to start to trip.

One time he almost fell over completely which caused you both to laugh.

Bruno liked the way the shoes looked and the way that felt.

“They’re nice, but they take some getting used to,” he said with a smile.

Leone Abbacchio

He couldn’t tell if you were being serious or not.

Leone always wanted to try on a pair of heels, but he’s never done it.

At first he tried to say no to you because he didn’t want to embarrass himself.

When you kept on insisting he just sighed and gave in.

He put on the shoes and he didn’t mind how they felt.

You asked him if he wanted a bit of help but he just shook his head.

Abbacchio stood up with only a little bit of struggle. The height of the shoes threw him off a bit.

He walked a bit by himself trying his best to not fall.

At one point he tripped and you caught him.

You began giggling, “Are you sure you don’t need help?”

He just rolled his eyes and a blush appeared on his face. “Yeah yeah, I guess I need your help.”

You helped him gain his balance and laughed a bit more. “Well at least you look great in those heels.”

Giorno Giovanna

Sure, why not?

He wasn’t sure how difficult it would be to walk in them, but he knew that most people struggle the first few times.

When he put them off the first thing he noticed was that they were more uncomfortable and weird than his usual shoes.

You asked if he wanted help standing up but he politely declined.

“I’m ok, I should be able to do this.”

He wanted to try this by himself to see if he could do it.

Giorno stood up fine.

Once he began walking he started to lose his balance.

He walked about three steps by himself before he had enough.

“Y/N I lied please help me.”

You giggled and went up to him and he held onto you for dear life.

While Giorno liked the shoes, they were way to difficult for him to wear everyday.

Guido Mista

He laughed a bit.

There was no way he would be able to walk in those, plus they looked uncomfortable.

You told him that he should try it, just for fun.

He gave in and put on the heels.

The second he tried to stand up he almost feel down.

You held out your hand to hold and told him to try to walk.

Mista was stumbling all over the place.

You began to laugh at his struggling to walk.

“What are you laughing at bella? I’m doing amazing right now.”

Guido knows he sucks at this but he figures he’ll just fake it till he makes it.

“I bet I look really good in these right now,” he said smirking.

You continue to laugh, “Of course you do silly.”

Narancia Ghirga

He bursts out laughing.

You have to be joking, there’s no way he’s walking in those.

You tell him that you’re serious and that he should try them.

He shrugs and figures why not so he puts them on.

Narancia doesn’t think it’ll be that hard to walk in heals.

He was wrong.

Ghirga stood up fine by himself, but he immediately noticed how weird it felt.

He was finally a bit taller which he honestly liked.

You held out your hand to help him but he shook his head.

“I got this! It can’t be that difficult!”

Yeah no he took one step and fell right into your arms.

He looked at you and began laughing, “Guess I was wrong... the shoes are fun though!”

Pannacotta Fugo

When you said that he got a bit nervous.

Fugo has always thought that high heels were pretty but he’s never put a pair on in his life.

He knew that they would be super difficult to walk in.

While part of him wanted to say no, he really did want to try them on.

“Ok, I’ll do it.”

He put on the shoes and they felt so weird. He’s never really worn anything with a heel so this was a bit weird.

Fugo stood up way to quickly and almost fell backwards, luckily you grabbed his hand and pulled him back.

He almost gave up than but he decided that he would let you help him walk a few more steps.

Pannacotta actually really liked the shoes, but they were so impractical.

He tripped into your arms towards the end. “These are so hard to walk in,” he said.

You just giggled. “Yeah, but they look good on you.”

[leoneslover]

Rainy days ༄

Bucci gang x reader(gn!)

Synopsis: How do you guys spend rainy days together <3

Warnings: a little bit of angst if you squint during Abbacchio’s and Narancia’s bit.

A/n: I wrote this while it was raining like crazy during a black out, enjoy.

☆彡 BRUNO:

* I feel like he would be the type to actually enjoy rain a lot.

* If it’s raining during the day, then he’d definitely get up to make himself some piping hot tea.

* It doesn’t matter if it’s one of those summer storms where even though it’s raining, it’s still hot as hell.

* He will make himself some tea and slightly burn his tongue when he takes the first sip.

* He’ll make you one too, if you’d like. But be careful with it lol.

* He’d probably either sit by the window and watch the rain fall, or cuddle with you on the couch.

* Or sit with you on his lap by the window while you drink from the same cup.

* He likes to take moments like these to just relax and just be with you for a while.

* Please play with his hair if you’re cuddling, it’s his favorite way to fall asleep 🥺

* He’ll be pretty silent though, but don’t worry about it, he’s just ~breathing and thinking~

* Overall it’s a pretty relaxing experience, definitely helps a lot if you’re too stressed from work or just life in general.

☆彡 LEONE:

* Oh he doesn’t like rain.

* In fact, he hates it.

* It’s reminds him too much of a lot of bad stuff that has happened.

* Specially if it’s a thunderstorm.

* The sound of the thunders makes him anxious.

* So, if you happen to be with him when the water starts to pour, please don’t let him get too lost in his thoughts.

* It’s one of the very few times where he won’t put much of a fight if you just want to take care of him.

* Maybe get in the bed and hold him close to your chest, or let him use you as personal teddy bear.

* PLEASE Stroke his hair and kiss his forehead, it puts him at ease.

* These probably would be the times where he actually decides to open up a little to you, if he feels comfortable enough.

* He won’t go too deep into his past (he’ll probably never tell you much about it), but he will let you know how he’s feeling, or what’s on his mind at least.

* You don’t have to really say anything back, just the fact that you’re listening is enough for him.

* But if you really wanna say something, then just reassure him that he’s doing his best, and that he’s the best boyfriend that you could even ask for <3

* Just help him take his mind out of his bad thoughts please.

☆彡 MISTA:

* He’s pretty indifferent about rain tbh.

* He’ll probably have some weird conspiracy against it though (like his whole anti-4 thing)

* “Did you know that doing certain stuff while it rains can mean that you’ll die soon?”

* He’ll probably whisper that in your ear while you’re cuddling and he hears a thunder in the distance.

* Let him rant about it, the rest of the squad didn’t even pay attention to him while he told them this the first time.

* “Well I guess I won’t be going out when it rains anymore”

* “Exactly, you shouldn’t!”

* Though if you guys ever happen to be outside when it starts to rain, he will insist you to kiss him under the rain.

* He doesn’t mind getting wet, he just wants to see if it’s as romantic as the movies make it seem.

* Will probably end up convincing you one way or another.

* And it’ll be vary awkward and gross.

* The rain picked up while you were in the middle of it and it kept getting into your mouth.

* Not a great experience really, -5/10 not romantic at all.

* He wants to try with an umbrella next time tho.

* You guys end up going to a nearby cafe to wait for the rain to stop while eating some strawberry shortcake so that’s a win ;)

☆彡 NARANCIA:

* He has mixed opinions when it comes to rain.

* In one hand, he kinda likes the whole running under rain or jumping on puddles to get other people wet kinda stuff.

* But on the other hand, it reminds him of the times where he was homeless, having to brace himself in the middle of the night while the wind got colder and colder.

* You might catch him staring out the window while the rain picks up, with an uncharacteristic melancholic look on his face.

* This is the times where you have to distract him, otherwise he might have a little breakdown and we don’t want that do we.

* Offer to make him some snacks, put his favorite movie on while you cuddle on the couch, let him show you and ramble about his current favorite albums.

* Anything to take his mind out of the gutter will be welcomed.

* I feel like he’d also be kinda scared of thunders, or really loud wind or something.

* Just hug him close to your chest and remind him that you’re there for him.

* His favorite thing to distract him from thunderstorms is when you tell him fun stories about your childhood, or just funny and slightly embarrassing stuff that has happened to you before you guys met.

* He find comfort in them, and in you in general <3

☆彡 FUGO:

* He doesn’t really like the technical aspect of rain (he doesn’t like getting wet), but he appreciates summer storms.

* If it’s raining at night, then he’ll probably just hold you closer to him and fall asleep almost immediately.

* (Rain sounds actually lull him to sleep and calms him down but you didn’t hear that from me).

* If you happen to be with him when there’s a black out because of the storm, then he’ll probably try his best to comfort you (in case stuff like this makes you anxious).

* “Hey, how about we keep reading that book you mentioned the other day?”

* He will lay down, making you get in between his legs with your back against his chest, some hot beverage or snacks in your hands while he holds a book that you like in front of you two for him to read.

* It’s cannon that he has the best reading voice out of the entire team (followed by Bruno or Giorno probably), and you can’t tell me otherwise.

* He’ll also tell you stories or just random stuff that he knows when you get bored of it, playing with your hair or hands while he talks.

* These are one of the few moments where he truly feels calm, just spending time with his s/o without any distraction or worries.

* He likes to think of these moments when he gets really angry.

☆彡 GIORNO:

* He likes the sound of rain, but hates thunders.

* They’re so unnecessarily loud.

* He’ll probably be the one to sit by the fireplace (because of course he has a fireplace) with a book and some coffee and just wait for the rain to stop.

* He’ll let you sit on his lap and maybe even read to you if you want.

* He likes the smell of rain too, so expect to find him with all the windows open in the middle of a storm.

* (If the wind starts to throw wet leaves and stuff into the room then he’ll close them, but will probably sit closer to them so he can still get a little scent).

* This is when he discovered his new favorite thing to do (specially with you)

* Which is to sit by the window, watching the rain fall and then suddenly using his stand to turn some water droplets into flowers.

* He still remembers your expression the first time he did this and he treasures it forever.

* It became your n1 activity to do since then.

* He finds it hilarious to do it when there’s people walking around just to see their confused expressions when they get hit in the head by a whole damn rose during a storm.

* Sometimes he makes them fall into his balcony so after the rain stops you can have a space filled with your favorite flowers.

* “I swear to god Giorno if you turn them into water again I’ll cut that stupid braid of yours in your sleep”

* (He did it once to see what’ll happen and he still teases you about it even to this day).

[sohin-ace]

Bucci gang hc with a female team member that's always tired and sleeping but has lightning fast reflexes? Like, she's always tired and sluggish but she always manages to survive and complete missions. Every. Single. Dang. Time.

Didn't write dialogue for Abba because his HC was so long already.

Bucci gang w/ a chronically tired S/O HC

Bucciarati

The least worried of the group, but still somewhat concerned.

He knew what you were capable of. He took you in after seeing the extent of your abilities. It didn't matter what the gang thought of you at first, they would eventually understand, was what he told you.

He's never seen someone so physically drained in his life and he'd love to believe that you may have a clinical condition that explains it.

Gets so frustrated when you don't listen to him during briefings and go to do your things on your own in missions.

It's so dangerous and he gets so scared. Even if you always succeed, sometimes without a single scratch, he still can't help but worry.

He stomps to you and when you think he's going to yell at you or slap you for being so reckless, he instead takes you in his arms, relieved.

"It's only a matter of time until something happens to you... God you scare me..."

Otherwise, he has no problems letting you lean onto him when you're feeling spent, or want to nap on him in the car.

Abbachio

Really? That was the new member Bucciarati trusted and brought in?

He was so pissed and frustrated whenever you laid halfway onto the table during meetings, or dozed off when someone reported for duty.

You were so lazy, undisciplined and churlish he couldn't stand it at times.

Some people, like him, worked their ASSES off to get to where they were, and you were just hunched over and drooling?

He was okay with a member feeling a bit sick or tired occasionally, especially if it was Bruno who overworked, but you were just too much!

He constantly slaps you to wake you up or get your attention and scolds you for it.

The way you handled the missions with such endeavour and skill was so contradictory to your usual slow attitude, he was so surprised.

To be honest he's terrified. How could someone be so two-faced?

But now he finally understood why you had been taken here by Bucciarati. You were indeed a valuable addition to the team, he had to recognize it.

It takes time for him to actually trust you and make sure you won't betray them, but he's still very admirative.

Giorno

He wouldn't show it but he was a bit worried. About the gang but mostly about you.

He guessed that you had some vitamin defficiency or anemia maybe? That would explain it, but he was no doctor.

He likes to believe that you're not just plain lazy and careless. If Bucciarati took you in, it was for a reason, he wanted to trust you.

And he was absolutely right.

He had been stuck, alone and in the verge of death on one dreadful mission. Nobody was there, and he couldn't call out for help.

He had used Golden Experience as a desperate last resort to call for one of the members, but he had no hope of anyone coming just in time to save him.

He was beyond shocked when, barely a few minutes after his call, you bursted through the place at lightspeed and took him away, not letting anyone even find you as you brought him to safety.

How did you come in so fast? Where were all the enemies? Did you... take them out all by yourself?

"Thank you, Y/N... I... I owe you my life..."

Otherwise, he puts a bunch of flowers and leaves on your hair when you nap.

Mista

He was pretty laid-back and lazy himself sometimes too. When he sees you chilling, sleeping, looking all jaded he just chuckles and join you in.

When you join the gang at first, he doesn't doubt that you could be a great spy, or a healer, maybe you could spot enemies like Narancia?

Surely he was NOT prepared for what kind of abilities you truly hid behind your tired and deviant facade.

The way you were fighting and the speed and clarity in your movements, he couldn't even catch everything with his two eyes.

The pistols had called for you, as Mista was in a dire situation and surely enough, you were there mere minutes after. He wondered if you had teleporting abilities or if your Stand gave you some kind of hyper speed. Turns out, you were just that fast.

You told him to hang in there and took his gun to finish off the enemies. Taking them one by one.

Your tone and the energy you had in your voice sent electricity down his spine. You were so... Different than what you has used him to.

You patch him up with expertise and he can't help but stare at you like you were a Godly revelation.

"Not gonna lie Y/N, that was kinda hot..."

Narancia

Pranks you all day. And I mean ALL DAY.

There's a recurring joke about how you're going to be the first one to die because of how lazy you are and how you're probably gonna fall asleep mid-fight.

Bucciarati does not like those jokes, at all.

Takes great pleasure in waking you up in the loudest and most obnoxious way possible just to see you flinch and panick.

"Giorno, put a centipede in Y/N's ear. Come on it's gonna be fun!"

How do you manage to sleep with him, Mista and Fugo fooling around next to you all the time, that was a grand mystery.

He brings you pizza, claiming 'you need vitamins'. Because everyone knows pizza have the perfect amounts of nutrients...

He's so impressed and admirative of you when you absolutely kill it during missions. It's like you're a completely different person, he doesn't recognize you.

He's your number 1 fanboy, please sign him an autograph because wow, you're so incredible he can't believe you're real.

It's incredibly funny how you immediately start to yawn and sleep in the car right after the Tom Cruise stunts you just pulled 5 minutes ago.

Fugo

He thinks you're just lazy and he doesn't feel comfortable with you here at first.

Like Abbachio, he wonders what went on Bucciarati's mind to even recruit somebody like you?

But at the same time he's very curious. Did you have some kind of strange disorder he's never heard of?

Every time he saw you, you were either sleeping, slumped over, or just plain out of it.

Are you doing this on purpose to mess with him or piss him off? Because if you are, it's working.

He forces coffee, orange juice, soda, anything down your throat to keep you awake and focused on missions, and when you refuse, he starts biting his nails.

"You better stay focused on this one I swear to God...!"

He's so scared and anxious you're gonna fuck it all up and get someone, or worse even, yourself killed just because you're a careless slug.

When he sees how operational and strong you were and how incredibly fast you acted during missions, his view on you does a complete 180.

In the end, your down-toned presence was very cooling for his angry soul, and he couldn't afford to lose you so stupidly and easily...

Trish

The first time she saw you she wasn't too surprised to see you napping and being a bit slow.

You were in the mafia after all, not necessarily the calmest and chillest occupation. It was okay to feel sleepy once in a while... Or all the time.

She even believed that you weren't just tired physically, but rather maybe you were tired of them.

And honestly? She relates.

But when one day on a mission you went from dragging your feet slowly like a drunkard to swiftly grabbing her, lifting her in your arms like she weighted nothing and running like a freaking cheetah a second after hearing gunshots, she was FLABBERGASTED.

First of all, WHAT? Second of all, HOW? She is so shaken and her eyes couldn't possibly get any wider. You went from 0 to 100 REAL FAST.

She's even wondering if that's really you holding her right now or if you have been possessed or something.

When you show her a characteristic tired smirk as you run, all her doubts are wiped and she's so charmed and impressed, you litterally and figuratively sweeped her off her feet.

"You... You're amazing Y/N..."

[knifefather]

Could I ask for a s/o and/or platonic reader with the Bucci gang who likes to smoke weed a bit or a lot? 😅 I mainly do it for anxiety but I can be fun and goofy or philosophical when high and I love the boys lol. It's alright if you aren't comfortable with this ask!

You got it bae!! I love weedie requests, this is a fave lol. I’m going to go with s/o this time because my last weed hcs post was for a platonic reader!

𝙱𝚞𝚌𝚌𝚒 𝙶𝚊𝚗𝚐 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚆𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊 𝚂/𝙾 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚂𝚖𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚆𝚎𝚎𝚍 (𝙵𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚢)

content warnings: marijuana usage, mentions of sex and alcohol abuse *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Bruno

💨 Bruno doesn’t smoke weed as much as you do, but he’s mostly supportive of the fact that you smoke. This is especially if you smoke to help regulate your emotions, sleep, work up an appetite, etc. He would probably discourage you from smoking every day unless they needed to.

💨 Will definitely have a smoke sesh with you! After he gets home from a long day’s work, you would be waiting for him with a fat joint rolled, dinner on the table, and a smile on your face, and honestly? Bruno cannot complain. He enjoys your cooking and then your handiwork while the two of you smoke on the back porch. If you aren’t good at rolling, you’ll pack a glass piece and make sure that it’s clean for him.

💨 Bruno shows a lot of his affection through gift-giving, and he uses your love of a weed as a basis for giving you presents. Often, he’ll buy you extremely exotic buds and the two of you will sample them together. It makes for a very romantic evening in that often ends in the two of you having high sex. 

Giorno

💨 Giorno is indifferent about you smoking frequently. Giorno doesn’t smoke weed himself, but he’s fine with others doing it. He doesn’t exactly encourage you to smoke, but he doesn’t discourage you, either. 

💨 He feels more comfortable with you smoking pot if there’s someone around you when you do it. For example, he’s perfectly fine with you smoking while he’s around. Giorno is also okay with someone trusted keeping an eye on you, like Bruno or Abbacchio. He would prefer it if you were upfront with him about your usage and didn’t try to hide it from him.

💨 He enjoys that you get can philosophical while you’re stoned, especially if you’re talking about life. Life is something that Giorno understands very well because he’s seen so much of it. It’s always interesting to hear your high take on a certain fact of life. Of course, there are lighthearted conversations that take place that put you both in a giggly mood. Even if he’s not stoned, he always feeds into the conversation and matches the same goofy energy that you give off. 

Mista

💨 Would be absolutely fucking elated if you were a stoner like him. You would smoke together all the time, morning, afternoon, and evening. Mista will often try to be romantic and wake you up with a blunt. The smell is so potent that pulls you from unconsciousness, almost as if it were an alarm clock of sorts lol. You normally smile lazily and hit it a few times before giving him a kiss as a way of saying thank you. 

💨 On your one year anniversary, Mista takes you to a nearby beach in Napoli and you have a picnic there. By the time you exchange gifts, he has a wicked grin on his face. “I have one more thing to give you. Close your eyes and put out your hands,” he says, reaching for his pocket already. You obey, and he set something soft and aromatic in your hand. When you open your eyes, it was a rose petal blunt wrapped in fresh petals. You’re elated, throwing your arms around him and hugging him. “You can thank me after we’ve sparked it up, baby,” he says, handing you a lighter. 

💨 This bastard is super clumsy and has dropped your open grinder once or twice. You always forgive him but... ow. Your soul hurts. 

Narancia

💨 Narancia is as excited as Mista is that you smoke weed, but tenfold. Nara is blazing every day, 24/7. He is always wanting to smoke with you because the cuddles and kisses are so good when he’s high. He kisses all over your face, touching you, holding your hand, the contact is just wonderful to him. 

💨 Is the kind of person to have awesome high thoughts. The kind of shit that he thinks about while using weed is hilarious. He is definitely the kind of guy that would say something like “When we yawn, do deaf people think we are just screaming?” His eyes are super red as he considers this. You can’t keep it together and end up laughing you ass off, the drink you were consuming coming out of your nose. This makes Narancia laugh, and you guys are stuck in a giggle fit. 

💨 He’s the kind of stoner that becomes very social, so he’s incredibly chatty. Narancia talks your ear off whenever he’s buzzed, and he usually feels the best if he’s with you and his friends.

Fugo 

💨 Doesn’t smoke, will not tolerate you smoking weed recreationally. He would basically demand that you quit if you start dating on the grounds that he cares about your health. He might actually break up with you because of it, especially if you decided to go behind his back and use it anyway.

💨 If you smoke because you already have a health issue, he would be more understanding, but he is still very distrustful of marijuana and doesn’t want you using it unless absolutely necessary.

Abbacchio 

💨 Abbacchio doesn’t smoke weed very often. He usually only smokes if you do.

💨 Weed is a bonding point for you and Abbacchio. When he gets stoned, he’s a lot more outgoing and open than when he’s drunk. You try to get him to switch to bud instead of drinking, and it helps with his emotional problems a bit. He’ll get stoned and open up to you about certain thoughts and experiences that he kept under wraps. It’s very good for your relationship, it helps you communicate when Abbacchio becomes insecure.  

💨 Leone is the kind of weed smoker that smokes to relax. He doesn’t require a lot of conversation, he seldom gets the munchies, he just wants to chill. He’s not a fan of going out and doing shit while he’s stoned, so he saves it for the evening most of the time. He loves to cuddle while high, holding you close and enjoying your company. 

Trish

💨 She doesn’t smoke as much as some of the others, but she’s still pleased to know that you smoke too. One of your favorite things to do as a couple is smoke weed and then go get pedicures. Trish is so funny when she’s stoned, and the two of you share many laughs while in the nail salon. She’s similar to Narancia because they both giggle at practically nothing. 

💨 Is the QUEEN of getting weed nugs stuck in her hair!! You’re always pulling them out before you go out. One time you even found one in her bra after the two of you came home from dinner and wine. When you discover it, she just giggles and says “Oops” before kissing you and dragging you closer by the front of your shirt. She’s a menace, really. 

💨 Trish gets really sleepy when she smokes weed, so expect a lot of weed naps in the middle of the day. She never likes to take them alone, so you end up smoking with her and lay by her side after you blaze it for awhile. 

[mrsjojokujo]

(Platonic) How do you think Team Bucciarati would react to a stoic, amnesiac teammate who despite having some snarky comments at their (read: mostly Mista and Narancia’s) weirder antics, engages in some of their own strange habits that they see as normal?

(2/2)  *forgot a detail! They also think it’s unimportant they get their memories back and think it’s weird that anyone thinks they care about it!

ooooo i love this idea, it’s so creative, anon!! <3

Bruno

-Bruno is worried for you, so worried for you

-He tries his best to support you but sometimes he just wishes you could get your memories back

-Even though you find it unimportant, he just wants to help

-He sometimes reprimands you for your snarky remarks

-He also tries his best to make sure that you feel happy and safe, not bothering you about your weird habits

-He’s just worried, he promises he’s not trying to upset you

Giorno

-He likes doing little things for you, he’ll make you flowers or tiny animals from pens or pieces of paper

-Giorno is very understanding, so he gets where you’re coming from

-He mostly ignores any snarky remarks you give, he’s used to it from Abbacchio

-He secretly hopes you get your memories back

-Giorno just wants you to know that you’re loved and appreciated even though you’re so stoic 

-He adores you so much and he wants to be closer to you

Abbacchio

-He says snarky things WITH you

-By far he’s the person you’re closest with in the gang

-He understands why you don’t want your memories back, sometimes he wishes he can start new too

-Sometimes your habits annoy him but he doesn’t say anything

-Sometimes you and Abbacchio split a drink, talking shit for an entire evening 

-Secretly you have a soft spot for him

Fugo

-He becomes easily frustrated with you

-But he always tries his best not to snap at you

-Fugo does a lot of research, trying to find ways you can get your memories back without you realizing 

-Sometimes when you call out Mista or Narancia, he totally understands they can be annoying sometimes

-Fugo tries suggesting better ways to do your habits which just makes you glare at him

-I can see you two getting in plenty of arguments 

Narancia

-Oh goodness, your relationship with him is...complicated

-He’ll definitely get into an argument with you whenever you say something rude to him

-Bruno has to calm you two down

-Just please remember he’s sensitive 

-Sometimes he calls you out on your habits which is completely a retaliation of the things you say to him

-Narancia really does love you, you’re like a sibling to you

Mista

-Mista is a lot like Narancia except he doesn’t get as angry at you

-Mostly he just rolls his eyes, grumbling something under his breath

-He often compares you to Abbacchio too

-He does really care about you and getting back your memories too, deep down you’re important to him

-He really does care about you and you can tell by how the Sex Pistols act around you

-He misses making jokes and laughing with you :(

Trish

-Trish mostly giggles at your remarks, finding you funny

-You and her don’t interact too much, but when you do it’s a lot of her talking

-She talks a lot to you, you’re a safe person to her!!

-You really do have a soft spot for her, you understand he

-And she understands you too!

-Trish really hopes you get better, she wants you to remember all the good times you two have had

[ddarker-dreams]

Christmas Together / Scarlet Ribbons.

kicking off the christmas season with some highly indulgent hcs ! i’m also planning to write mini scenarios of getting caught under the mistletoe with each bucci gang member ehehe 

[Scarlet Ribbons description]

Bruno Bucciarati;

It’s likely that Bruno will be the one you spend your first Christmas in Italy with. He’ll do everything that he can to make it a memorable experience for you, from taking you sightseeing to offering to spend the day together. His emphasis is always on the togetherness the season is meant to bring, so he’ll do what he so you never feel lonely or homesick. 

When you’re dating, he’ll ask to take you to his hometown on the sea during the holiday season. Bruno wants to show you, the most important person in his life, where he had made beloved childhood memories. Of course, this includes treating you to meals and a stay in a luxury hotel. Bruno’s overjoyed to share this aspect of himself with you, an innocence that he long thought departed from him. You get to create new memories and reminiscence on old ones together.

The most likely from everyone here to propose during the holiday season. It feels fitting somehow, after sharing this much about himself and his ideals, that you two could eternally be tied together. Should you say yes, Bruno would obviously be elated, holding you so tight without intending to let go for as long as you should indulge him. Afterward, he’d bring you to the area his father is buried, saying that he’s now in good hands with you.

What Bruno would get you: A ring, whether it be an engagement ring or just a token of his love until you’ll have him as your husband. It’d likely cost a small fortune, a gold twist ring with a diamond in the center. 

What Bruno would like from you: Honestly, this man needs a week or so away. Of course with you to sweeten to deal. Promise him a cruise and he’ll be putty in your hands. 

Giorno Giovanna;

Growing up, Giorno never got to truly celebrate Christmas, only learning about it in school. Due to that, he’s knowledgeable about the holiday but doesn’t feel a real connection to it. His newfound enthusiasm would come from getting to watch you enjoy the various activities. He does his best to create more time in his busy schedule as not to miss out on this time meant to be spent with those dearest to him. 

He would honestly melt if you brought him hot chocolate while he’s working in his office. It’s a small but touching gesture that warms his heart, it feels so surreal to him to have someone who loves him as much as you do. Giorno will invite you to stay with him so that the two of you can sit on the couch together, setting his work aside as he by far favors your company. Might get a bit mischievous and dab away the whipped cream you get on your face, leaning in closer than necessary with a sly smile. 

Gold Experience Requiem is something of a sentient Stand, but still closely reflects Giorno’s wishes that he keeps locked away. While the two of you are walking somewhere, his Stand will imbue life into a nearby object, creating mistletoe that hangs above your heads. Giorno would bashfully apologize for his Stand’s behavior, only to be pleasantly surprised when you go on your tiptoes to kiss his cheek. He will be thinking about this moment for the rest of the week, god, your lips are so soft and feel so nice.

What Giorno would get you: Everything . No, but really, Giorno is going to want to spoil you even more than usual. You look at something in a window for .00001 seconds and it’s going to be wrapped up and given to you. Somebody stop this man .

What Giorno would like from you: Poor boy probably hasn’t ever gotten a Christmas present before, so anything would touch his heart. Giorno would love anything handmade or with sentimental value. A scrapbook or photos would be treasured. 

Guido Mista;

Mista has honestly never really thought this time of year is anything special, not that he doesn’t enjoy it. He’s just never been big into holidays and stuff. Experiencing all these things with you changes his tune towards it though, it makes it all the more special. Every cheesy couple activity under the sun is going to be done with him, a goofy grin on his face. He’s so in love and can’t wait to make dumb memories together. 

For some reason, he’s oddly determined to make a gingerbread man house with you. The gingerbread man cookies he decorates look a little off, their proportions funny and icing smeared everywhere. If you can’t hold back your laughter at the nightmarish looking creatures, he’s going to smear icing on your face, so beware. Mista will lick it off before running away from your wrath. 

Sex Pistols get included in the celebration too of course. They’d be over the moon should you make cookies that look like them, though if you look away for a second too long, they’re still going to eat them. Most of your cooking consists of Mista trying to shoo away Pistols while you’re doing a majority of the work lmao. Number Five does his best to help! He’ll turn the recipe book’s pages for you and offer to help decorate. It’s super precious. 

What Mista would get you: Ugly sweaters that he thinks are cool looking and literally everything on your wishlist. He spends all day wrapping your dozens of presents with Pistols pitching in.

What Mista would like from you: Mista is an easygoing guy, so he’d love basically anything. Put a bow on your head and say you’re his gift and it’ll really get him going. ; ) 

Pannacotta Fugo;

Fugo doesn’t associate Christmas with warm and fuzzy memories. He remembers all the dreadful socialite parties his parents would drag him to, how he was forced into uncomfortable tuxedos for hours, pretending like they were a happy family. With you in life his now, he’s willing to give it another go, but would need some encouragement. Fugo would only be doing it for your sake since he’s so whipped for seeing you happy. <3

Would love walking hand in hand with you through Via San Gregorio Armeno, taking in the remarkable craftsmanship of the nativity scenes. Fugo will visibly light up at the chance to impress you with his knowledge. He excitedly goes into rambles about the history of various things, from saints to traditions that were born in Naples. He’ll have a cute flush on his cheeks when he finishes speaking, realizing how you’re able to get him to talk so much. It’s precious. 

Fugo is very insistent that you bundle up during this wintery season. Before you leave to go anywhere, he’s mumbling that you’re going to catch a cold, throwing scarves over you. He would never admit it, but the sight of you all bundled up with cheeks flushed from the cold is literally the cutest thing he’s ever seen in his life. Don’t point out his staring, or he’ll get sulky. 

What Fugo would get you: Fugo would fret over getting a gift you’d like. He’d go somewhat old fashioned, getting you a beautiful necklace that has your birthstone in the middle. 

What Fugo would like from you: Attention. No, but really, he loves learning, get him some books on a topic he recently got interested in and he’ll be over the moon. Especially if you write a little note for him, he’d ascend.  

Narancia Ghirgha;

Narancia is practically vibrating in excitement over getting to spend this time with you. He’ll tell you all the stuff he wants to do, enthusiastically waving his arms around, though it’s unlikely you’ll be able to do everything he wants. Narancia is going to be glued to your hip, ready to experience all the mushy couple stuff he can. He’s a bit clingy during this time, but indulge him, he hasn’t had good Christmas memories since his mom was alive and healthy. 

God bless your soul if it snows . You probably already expect as much from him at this point, but he’s going to be throwing snowballs at you, laughing and running around when you pout at him. Narancia has a competitive streak, so throwing them back will incite a wild snowball fight. It’s all fun and games until he breaks out Aerosmith to attack your snow fort, then you’re having to reprimand him for using his Stand. >:((

He’ll tell you what it was like being in a detention center during Christmas, opening up more about his past. While he doesn’t seem to recount the time with obvious pain, you know him well and can tell when he’s hurting. Narancia would honestly consider proposing to you on the spot when you comfort him, saying that he’ll never have to spend this time of year alone now that he has you. It’s a sweet moment that he’ll literally never forget. 

What Narancia would get you: Narancia would spend days making a custom mixtape, full of songs that you both love!!! He’d accompany the CD with bags of candy, bashfully offering to feed it to you. 

What Narancia would like from you: If you wrote a song for him, he would probably cry from happiness. Narancia would be clapping like a madman when you finished singing it, saying it’s the best thing he’s ever heard in his life, and fully meaning it too.

Leone Abbacchio;

From an outsider’s perspective, one might expect Abbacchio to take a Grinch-like approach towards Christmas, but he’s surprisingly fine with it. Aside from loud caroling. He’ll make his displeasure for that known. It’s kind of always been just another month for him, but for your sake, he’ll make an effort to do whatever you please. Abbacchio grumbles as you drag him from place to place, but he’s literally melting on the inside at your cute enthusiasm. :’)

Abbacchio would forever imprint the sight of you in the snow into his memory. He watches the snowflakes dance around you, falling into your hair and glistening beautifully. While you’re going around trying to catch the snow, he allows himself this single happiness, silently wondering if he deserves it after everything he’s done. Before the negative thoughts can fester, you call him over, asking to make snow angels together. He doesn’t do it, he’ll just watch you having fun lmao.

You actually managed to convince him to wear matching sweaters, but not without a fair share of puppy eyes. Abbacchio is inclined to give in to most of your whims and this time is no different. Of course, he’ll only do it if no one is around, to save his honor. He’d enjoy having an arm wrapped around you by the fireplace, closing his eyes in contemplation. He feels immense gratitude to your presence in his life. 

What Abbacchio would get you: Similar to Fugo, Abbacchio would feel worried about getting a good gift. He knows he can be prickly at times and feels this would be an opportunity to showcase his love for you. Eventually settles on a night out at your favorite restaurant and gifts you a bracelet at the end. 

What Abbacchio would like from you: Your hand in marriage, he’d appreciate simple little things with lots of thought put into them. Making him breakfast, getting him a pair of shoes that goes with one of his outfits, stuff like that. 

Trish Una;

Trish lives for all the cute couple-y stuff that you two can do during this season. Even if she won’t admit it outright, you can sense her excitement, but she’ll pout if you point it out. She’s not much for baking usually but will want to make cookies with you on the weekends as a date. Trish especially likes decorating them and gets super focused on getting the details perfect. 

You two go on so many shopping trips. Trish will be holding your hand, taking you from store to store, trying on clothes together. She loves giving you recommendations based on what would complement your body type, you’ll be dressed to perfection at the end of the day. Trish doesn’t even bother looking at the price tags, she just picks what looks good and keeps going lmao. 

In your downtime together, she’s going to be singing softly to you, running her hands through your hair as you lay down on her lap. Trish lives for intimate moments like this. She remembers how she loved spending Christmas with her mother, and while it hurts she can no longer do that, she’s immensely grateful to be with you. It makes the loneliness she would’ve felt more bearable. If you fall asleep while she sings to you, Trish will place a kiss to your forehead, whispering how she loves you in a way she’d normally be too embarrassed to. 

What Trish would get you: Fashion and makeup baby !! It wouldn’t be exclusive to one day either. Lip gloss, eyeshadow palettes, new shoes, jewelry, bath bombs, the whole works. She gets a bit too into it. 

What Trish would like from you: Matching accessories would make her heart practically beat out of her chest. That, or a charm bracelet, with charms linked to specific memories of your time together. <33

[mrsgiovanna]

Kindred Spirits (Giorno Giovanna x g/n reader)

A request from a lovely nonnie mouse🥺. This occurs before Giorno becomes Don, and is more a precursor to a relationship. Thanks for being so patient my sweet 💖🥰❤️🐞💭

TW: mentions of abuse and childhood trauma

Word count: 1.2k

Quiet moments like the one you were enjoying right now were uncommon in your world. You all lazed about in the base, vacillating between feelings of boredom and relaxation. You stared at the vast blue sky as you sat on the windowsill, and thought about your life up until that point. Your beginnings were dysfunctional at best and nightmarish at worst.

Your mother tried her best with the limited resources at her disposal… your stepfather though, was an entirely different kind of person… if you could call him one. His inability to manage his chagrin at his own disappointing existence, was released on you, which set the tone for most of your interactions with the people you encountered thereafter. Browbeaten, and actually beaten, your existence was one characterized by loneliness.

That was until you encountered the graceful man in a spotted white suit that is. You were taken aback by his kindness and he was intrigued by your stand ability which had been slowly manifesting from the time you were a child. And thus began your membership with Passione, joining a team that consisted of a painfully intelligent young man, a spunky boy with a good heart and music in his soul, a silver haired former police officer with a heart full of regret and a flirtatious young gunslinger with a phobia of the number 4. Together you’d banded together under the strong leadership of Bucciarati and were able to carve out a spot for yourselves in the recesses of a society that tried to carve you all out of it entirely.

Despite your difficult beginnings, your sunny disposition remained untouched and as such, you were known and adored for your positive outlook and pleasant nature, forming a special bond with all the members of your team. You smile dreamily as you recount memories of some of the sillier conversations that took place and even though you all dwelled as much in the shadows of society, you could bask in the sun every now and again, on days like today…

“(y/n)… (y/n)?”

“Ah! Oh… hi Giorno… well that’s embarrassing…” you responded to a smiling Giorno.

“It’s alright, although you looked like you were in a different time zone altogether, what were you thinking about?” asked Giorno with genuine interest.

“A love interest no doubt,” piped up Mista from his corner, lifting his gaze from the magazine he was reading.

“Hah, very funny,” you returned your gaze to the beautiful scenery outside when Narancia suggested that you all go out and do something instead of staying cooped up on a day nice as that.

“How about the park? We can get ice cream and relax for a bit,” your suggestion was met with enthusiasm, from most, with Abbacchio, electing to stay as he awaited Bruno and Fugo to return from a reconnaissance mission, knowing his stand ability might be needed at some point.

The four of you set out on a breezy walk to your destination, with you falling into step with Giorno. You two had a special bond, somehow always managing save each other on joint missions, or completing each other’s sentences without even trying. One could assume you two were kindred spirits although you wondered how it was possible to be in tune with each other, but also so different. Giorno was a bold, analytical thinker who sought drastic solutions to problems and had an indomitable spirit, he believed in his convictions and his resolve could not be shaken. You were different- your spirit, akin to the wind, could provide respite to a hot day with a gentle breeze, but you were capable of utter chaos and destruction when thrown into a situation that demanded it, and fortunately you could differentiate between what course of action was required.

“Gio, here, I’ll look for a good spot, can you please get me a scoop each of chocolate and vanilla, in a cup please, I can never finish it before it melts and runs down the cone,” you say through a laugh as you try to push a few lire into Giorno’s hands.

“I’ve got it (y/n), don’t worry about it,”

“But, wait…”

“Chocolate and vanilla hey, coming right up,” Giorno quickly walked away to catch up to Mista and Narancia before you could protest any more. Smiling to yourself, you walked up to a picnic table in a shady spot and sat there, waiting for the boys to come back.

You enjoyed the breeze rushing over your face, rustling the leaves in the trees and wondered what could be taking the guys so long when you heard rambunctious laughter that could only belong to Narancia.

“You totally lucked out Mista, I’d say better luck next time but…”

“I dare you to finish that sentence Narancia…” Mista had had enough of the young man’s teasing and sat down across from you in a huff, his stand materializing to share some of his ice cream.

“Here you go (y/n)”

“Thanks Giorno,” the blond took a seat next to you and the four of you spent your time just chatting and having healthy debates about the most outlandish things. You weren’t sure how the “healthy” debate became toxic, all you remember was everyone having their stands out and yelling at each other.

“I swear, Mista, if you keep bugging me, I’m going to beat you up the way my step-dad beat me, you’re doing to die” you screeched holding back a laugh. Everyone froze though, stands dissipating, not seeing the humor in what you said.

“(y/n)…” Giorno eyes widened by how nonchalantly that confession tumbled out of your mouth.

“Guys, I’m sorry, I tend to forget not everyone would get my humor,”

“I’m sorry, that must have been difficult,” said Narancia in an uncharacteristically soft voice.

“I’m fine, I promise, come on, I think we should start heading back, ” you utter, trying to put the boys at ease. Giorno was still observing you, walking behind everyone. Your statement made him think of his own childhood and the difficulties he suffered through.

You looked back to see Giorno lost in his thoughts so you slowed down to fall into step with him.

“Giorno? You’re a million miles away now,” you laughed as you spoke to him, remembering how he caught you in a similar condition earlier on in the day.

“Oh, I was just thinking about what you said…”

“Oh yeah? So? Don’t let it bother you, I’m okay…” you smiled at your young friend.

“I know. I understand the feeling, I just didn’t think there would be someone else who would be as nonchalant about that,”

“Giorno … I didn’t know… shit, I feel terrible now,”

“No, no, I’m fine, I was on the brink of ruin, but something bizarre happened, and my life changed for the better. It’s why I want to clean up the streets of Italy,” Giorno’s demeanor changed when he spoke about his aspirations, and was something magical to behold.

“That’s really admirable Giorno, I can relate to that, I guess we both have some demons to slay…”

“That’s true… you’re pretty amazing too (y/n), hearing your laughter always puts me in a better mood…”

“Well you know Giogio, laughter is the best medicine, and I celebrate everyday because life is a celebration…”

Giorno smiled down at you thinking that maybe this kindred spirit that he stumbled upon really is a reason to celebrate…

[jojoimaginestories]

Can I request pt3 Jotaro, Pt4 Josuke, Pt5 Giorno, Bruno, Mista in which their future s/o is hanging with her friends and some guy tries to catcall her and she’s all nice and politely tells him off and he keeps trying and the boys think they will come save the day but their s/o just pulls out her stand and kicks the guys butt

Part 3 Jotaro, Part 4 Josuke, Part 5 Giorno, Bruno, and Mista with a future S/O that kicks butt from a guy cat calling her

Warning: None A/n: Sorry for the delay, I’m trying to write all the requests right now, thanks for being patient! **Gifs are not mine**

Jotaro (Pt 3)

You and the rest of the Crusaders had FINALLY found a place to eat after traveling all morning and afternoon

You were just excited to eat, your eyes have been on the prize of (fav food)

You were all eating, calmly and casually, exploiting funny points off of each other

A guy walks up and addresses himself to you, you’re nice and introduce yourself back

He pulls himself closer to you, and you kindly tell him that you’re with friends

He’s not buying it, obviously not caring that you were in the hands of company

Jotaro’s GLARING at this guy, alright? Like ‘Why is he so close to S/O?’, not that he’ll proudly say this out loud

Kakyoin can just see with the eye contact that Jotaro is jealous (he’s also betting on you two confessing to each other soon because this is going to be a BIT awkward if Jotaro steps in to defend you)

The guy comes and touches your leg and Jotaro starts to stand and come to your aid

Next second, the guy is on the floor whining and crying about the bloody nose that he has

Jotaro blinks in realization that you’re just standing over the guy with a menacing smile and kicking his stomach in repeatedly

“I told you to stop, but you just wouldn’t, would you? Even when I’m trying to eat?!”

Jotaro gives a hum in approval and sits down

“I think she gets that violence side from you. You two hang out a lot,” Kakyoin hums and sips his tea.

Josuke (Pt 4)

At first it wasn’t that big of a deal, you and the rest of the Morioh gang (which was really just you, Josuke, Koichi, Okuyasu, and Yukako)

You guys were at the mall, having a good time, and a guy comes up

Of COURSE, he’s a delinquent, it’s written all over his face

He calls for your attention (obviously because Yukako was clinging onto Koichi and talking about one of the shops that was around), and he asks if you wanted to go hang out with him and his buddies instead of your actual friends that you were having fun with

You turn politely and say that you’re busy at the moment, but maybe another time when you’re not busy (you’re quite nice you know?)

The guy get a bit forceful and grabs your arm

Josuke’s eye twitches as he glares forward at the guys, but tries to keep a happy face

Koichi thinks this looks worse than Josuke’s hair getting insulted

It’s obvious that he has a crush on you, but won’t admit it, I mean, Josuke has been looking for things to give you to confess to you, properly of course

But this might just set him a bit over the edge

“C’mon beautiful, what’s wrong with hanging out with a couple of guys like us, eh? You’re here with shorty, crazy bitch, dumbass, and dumb hair. You think they’re better than us,” This catcaller asked with a smirk

Josuke was seeing red, but before he could retaliate, your stand was already out

You held the man’s collar in your hands as you shook him a bit

“I’m sorry, did you insult my friends?” You gave a sweet smile

His other friends were shaking at the fact that their friend was getting beat up by a high schooler, no less than a teenager

Your grin escalated “And did you insult the one with great hair?”

Josuke has already fallen in love with you, but this just put him over the moon

When you were finished the catcaller, you turned towards his friends with the same grin

“Does anyone else want to insult my friends?”

Okuyasu, the poor soul, doesn’t know what was happening as he was finding himself eating a taco from one of the stands earlier, but he’s cheering S/O on and WANTS to JOIN

But the man’s friends scramble away carrying their insured friend

You turned and skipped away happily that no one was going to insult your friends while you were around

Giorno (Pt 5)

Now, you were a catch on the streets

If someone even TALKED to you, it was like they were being graced with your presence

You obviously didn’t realize the attention you gathered, and you were just too sweet for your own good

You owned a flower shop, one of which Giorno, a good friend and crush of yours, visited every day

He would buy flowers for whatever, whoever, maybe he’d just buy them just to buy them

But you appreciated his company

One day, him and Mista were walking by when Giorno realized they were walking in front of your shop

Coming inside, someone at the counter was giving you a hard time

Hard time as in they were flirting with you pretty badly

Mista was confused onto why Giorno had this angry look on his face, but upon further inspection, it was clear he harbored feelings for you, the shop keeper

“You know, you can be her hero and just sweep in, you know,” He smirked at Giorno.

Giorno knows you mean well, and you obviously knew how to take care of yourself without trouble, but this was HARD

You were having a very hard time

You were polite with your smile and telling this man to back off, but he just wasn’t having it

Giorno took a step forward when the man launched far near the door, where the two stepped aside as the man crashed on the floor

You marched and stood above him with your glare evidently high

“I’m sorry sir, but you must continue your business somewhere else, please come back again when you have common sense and knowledge behind the word ‘No’,” You muttered lowly.

Giorno looked at you impressed and was going to ask you about what had happened

You smiled at him politely “Hi GioGio, I’m sorry you had to see that, same arrangement of flowers, or would you like something different?”

Your heart fluttered in his presence that he was there, but you were glad that he was there in case you needed help

Bruno

You have served Bruno and Passione at your café for the past few years

You were introduced to Bruno by a neighboring shop when they saw the Mafia lurking around your café and giving you a hard time

Today was one of those days

But instead of getting the usual Mafioso talk, you were getting catcalled by a man with his group

“Ey, Bella! I need a new drink! Black coffee if it’s available! While we’re at that, your number too!”

You inwardly cringed as you served Bruno his cappuccino he asked for

He obviously cared about you enough to want to get rid of all of your problems, hence setting up protection for you, visiting you, and primarily drinking your coffee from your café

He was ready to say something

Of course, the rest of Passione could tell he was ready to do something about it too

You turned your head and watched your stand appear to knock the man’s teeth in

You held your mouth in fake shock

“Oh? I’m sorry? What was that? I don’t speak gurgle-gurgle. Stop trying to flirt with your barista and worry about finding a woman who actually cares about your bad attitude.”

Bruno sipped his cappuccino, impressed by your behavior, but he knew you didn’t learn that on your own… No, you took a lesson from Abbacchio, because he was tired of his boss coming to save you nearly all the time

Mista

What was more awkward: Trying to tell Guido Mista you like him or have a guy catcall you while you were about to start your confession?

You think the latter, but the former was starting to bite you slowly on the inside

You just wanted a friendly dinner with him and THEN tell him your feelings, but this wasn’t cutting it

You were slowly getting more embarrassed by the minute, and this wasn’t doing you any good

You nearly shrunk down your size by the man cat calling you towards his seat, begging you to drink the wine he had stored up

Mista was just about to have it

He opened his mouth to stand when you turned and gave a sharp slap across the catcaller’s face

You glared highly as your stand started to beat the crap out of him

You ended up yelling at him that you were trying to enjoy dinner with Mista, and openly admitted your feelings about him in a fit of a rant

“I’m sorry that I’m a sensible woman that doesn’t want to drink wine from a fat drunk idiot when I have such a loving man right in front of me that’ll give me more respect than you will in my entire lifetime! Get a hint! I’m trying to tell him I’m in love with him you PIG!”

Mista blinked in confusion as you embarrassingly apologized towards him for having this dinner ruined, but he waves it off and tells you how hot you was telling a man off

You blushed when Mista asked if he could take you out somewhere more proper since you obviously couldn’t stand being in the place any longer

You, of course, accepted