#bsd rp?

[withabroken-heart]

REASONS NOT TO END IT ALL:

1) all the unreleased songs from your favourite artist

2) all the dogs and cats waiting to be loved by you

3) GOTTA OUTLIVE THE HATERS

4) THE HATERS GONNA BE HAPPY IF YOU DIE

5) potatoes. boil them, mash them, fry them up till golden and crispy

6) we got 2 more fnaf movies to go

7) dr. pepper

8) you have so many hugs left to give and get

9) you might eat your favourite meal tomorrow

10) keep telling yourself “not today.” one day you won’t have to.

please, REBLOG + ADD MORE REASONS!

[justsigma-bsd]

Sigma? D-do you know how to patch up a wound? Like… a really bad one? *he stumbled to where sigma was, in obvious pain and holding his side that looked like it was practically gushing blood*

\ @never-gets-sick

"What even did you- okay, questions later, patching you up now. I know how to do it, but I've never done it. Maybe a hospital would be better... but first, couch. Lay down. Where are the painkillers..."

*he's slightly panicking and trying to usher Dazai towards the couch*

[fyyodor-d]

*Fyodor wakes up in the middle of the night to a curled up and shivering Nikolai next to him, he’s not under the blanket but is trying to take warmth from fyodor*

\ @dove-in-the-sky

... what..

*he's just woke up, so he's not processed it yet, when he does, his eyes open wide*

...Kolya?

[dniosamu]

Chuuuuya I'm ready!!

Took you long enough, go outside. I'm already waiting.

[fukuzawa-armeddaddyagency]

Alright kids.

Dad booked a weekend getaway. Pack your bags and get the bus loaded up. We are going to the water park!

Don't forget your swim suits. Bring a toothbrush. Bring your comfort items.

We split the cost with the other agencies in the area, so everyone needs to play nice please!

(let's make today the road trip there. I'm looking for sibling road trip energy. Who's the angsty kid with the headphones in? Who's arguing with who? Who has to pee every 20 minutes? Let's kick off the bungo water park friends!)

[thenextexec]

why does my boyfriend have to be homophobic

@d3monprodigy

[city-of-c0rpses]

*A water ballon hits the ground right near Yoko, splash her with water. There's a faint laughter from afar coming from Levi *

@pleasepress1forfrontdesk

She’s a little caught off guard by the water ballon before giggling, running over to him and hugging him

Levi!!!

[ada-nikolai]

He knocks on the door of tha ADA, holding a few black folders, and it was written 'Yukichi Fukuzawa' in red cursive letter, on the cover.

- @pms-blackangel

*Nikolai rushed over and opened the door with a cheery smile.*

“Hello! How- oh. Mr. Mafioso.”

[headchamberlain]

"Me when I'm dying but I have to delete my search history my gallery and literally everything on my device"

[d3monprodigy]

… chuuya, we have to do one of those missions where we dress up again… I CALL THE MAN ROLE!!

@thenextexec

[suicideenthusiast]

slay the house boots down

[withabroken-heart]

PHONE CALL

dazai x fem! reader

smut, minors DNI (ageless blogs will be blocked)

dazai fucks you while you’re on the phone.

oral (fem receiving), degrading, slight humiliation, edging, dazai being kind of an asshole

dazai had you pinned against his bed, legs thrown over his shoulders. clothes had been long forgotten at this point, as the only thing you could truly focus on was your mind going blank.

one hand fondled your breast, squeezing and massaging it in soft circles. he rolled your nipple in between his fingers, pinching you gasped at his fast pace. meanwhile, his other hand diligently fingered your sweet pussy, his thumb rubbing circles on your clit while his two fingers thrusted in and out of you. he’d smirk every time he felt your walls clench around his slender digits.

you wanted to cry out, moan for him to let you release, but there was one problem.

dazai had dialled the armed detective agency on your phone. you called in sick today, but the president had insisted you at least attend the important meeting over the phone. and thats how you ended up here.

for now, he has given you the mercy of muting the call, but your embarrassment spoke volumes. he sped up the pace of his fingers, immediately causing your hands to fly up to your mouth covering yourself. dazai was quick to grab your wrists and pin them above your head, leaning in to whisper into your ear.

“now now bella, how will they hear your beautiful moans with your mouth covered?” he knew what he was doing, refusing to let your wrists go as his fingers worked tirelessly on your pussy. you were dripping by now, his fingers sliding in and out of you at a slick pace. you were ready to cum any minute now, but not when it was dazai pleasuring you.

“my pretty little slut wants to cum? hm? not till i’ve gotten a taste of you..‘’

much to your dismay, dazai unmuted the call. it was now up to you to stay quiet.

he lowered his head, throwing your thighs over his shoulders. he grins as he trails his head down your body, spreading your pussy lips with his fingers. he teases your sensitive bundle of nerves with feather-light kisses, kissing the innermost corners of your thighs but not daring to eat you out. he wanted this to be slow. he wanted you to lose your mind.

his eyes gleam with wicked delight as he hovers mere inches from your throbbing pussy. he slowly, tantalizingly drags the tip of his tongue along your swollen clit, sending shivers of pleasure through your body. he dips his head lower, his tongue circling your entrance before slowly pushing inside. dazai moans against your slick folds, savoring your sweet taste as he works to drive you wild with need. he slowly and torturously running his tongue along your slick folds, savouring your taste like no other.

your hands covered your mouth. you wanted to scream and cry for him, tell him to go faster and beg him to let you cum, but not when you had people listening. dazai knew exactly what he was doing to you, and he loved it.

dazai groans hungrily as he dives in, his skilled tongue exploring every inch of your pussy. he laps at your sensitive flesh, delighting in the way you squirm and moan under his touch. his movements are relentless, driving you wild with pleasure as he savors your tangy taste. he sucks and licks with shameless abandon, working to push you closer and closer to the edge of release. he holds nothing back, determined to bring you to the heights of pleasure - and to torment you for his own sadistic delight.

he plunges his tongue back inside, stroking and teasing your most sensitive spots as his fingers grip your thighs, holding you firmly in place. dazai is relentless in this, determined to fill you with ecstasy. staying quiet was becoming unbearable. his tongue leaves no part of you untouched. he starts to suck ob your clit, knowing how close you were to cumming but refusing to let you. he sucks hard and then using his tongue to leave a long stroke up and down your folds. the noises of your co-workers was mere white noise to you. you could only focus on the way his tongue ate you out like a starved man.

after what felt like forever, dazai pulled back up. to your relief, he muted the phone once more. you took the opportunity to catch your breath, but apart of you knew he wasn’t done. he grabbed your chin and forced you to look at him.

“f-fuck. please, fuck i-i’m gonna cum..” you begged to him. he only smirked, knowing what he was doing to you.

“is that so? you’re such a pretty slut, if only they knew how obedient you are to me..” he placed a wet kiss on your neck. he lined up his cock to your entrance, ready to claim you. but he held back, purposely teasing your sensitive clit without granting you what you wanted so bad.

“look at you, so wet and needy for me…” slowly, sensually, he ran the tip of his shaft up and down your slick folds, eliciting a frustrated whimper from you. he chuckled darkly, reveling in the power he held over you. “you have to beg for it first.”

“please.. please i need your cock so bad dazai! i-i want you to fuck me… please..” you could barely speak, needing nothing but for him to pound into you like he owned your pussy.

he leaned in once again. “if you think about cumming without my permission, i’ll fuck you right in the agency office.”

with that, he unmuted the phone-call and pushed himself inside of you. he thrust his hips forward, burying his throbbing cock deep inside your welcoming heat. a groan escaped his lips at the sensation of their tight, slick walls enveloping him. luckily, the meeting was just about over, but at this point neither of you cared. dazai finally ended the call, letting you scream to your hearts content.

picking up a punishing pace, dazai pounded into you, relentlessly driving his cock home again and again. the sound of your bodies slapping together filled the air, mingling with their cries of pleasure and pain. "thats right, take my cock like the dirty slut you are," he groaned, voice dripping with cruel satisfaction. “you were made for this, to be used and filled up by me.”

your pussy ached to cum, wanting to clench around his cock with your release. the sounds from your mouth was a mixture of moans, cries, and begging. his pace began to get sloppy, wanting nothing more than to plant himself deep inside of you. but he wasn’t going to make it that easy for you.

“you wanna cum? hm? beg.” he teased.

“please! fuck- oh- please.. please let me cum dazai! i can’t take it anymore.. fuck..”

he leaned down, planting one last wet kiss underneath your ear. “than cum for me.”

you screamed.

you felt your walls clench around his cock, your cum coating him perfectly. dazai planted his release in thick white ropes of cum, pulling out and watching your pussy drip full of him. he left more lazy kisses on your neck, bringing you back down to earth by his side. you gasped, your body warm and buzzing enjoying his warmth on top of you. but despite your exhaustion, something piqued your interest.

“now, about what you said about fucking me in the agency office?”

[justsigma-bsd]

It was almost 7pm, Chuuya was standing at the door of the Agency, a few of the members walked by and staring.

- @my-taintedsorrow

*Sigma approaches him after a minute or two, smiling slightly*

"Hey. You're punctual"

[kriscord-server]

You ready puppy?

@fukuzawa-armeddaddyagency

Mh hm!! I can't wait to get to the aquarium!!

*He's bouncing up and down excitedly*

[dniosamu]

I wonder how Dazai isn't tired of you yet. He appeared next to Chuuya in of course, the form of Chuuya himself. (@arahabaki-god-of-calamity)

Ha? Why would he be tired of me. Seriously, how many times are you going to appear in a day?

[fukuzawa-armeddaddyagency]

*he walks into the agency and starts to assess for damages*