#bsd s5 spoilers

[esmiara]

Dammit, Boss...

[miiyumei]

when you realize calling their bond “shallow” is coming back to haunt you.

[anyanary]

An anime has never pissed me off to the point where I felt the need to redraw something yeT HERE WE ARE

[thepiratearcinhamlet]

Dazai: let's make a new strategy called "GOODBYE" where you shoot me several times in non lethal areas, and then pretend to shoot me in the head, but use your gravity powers to slow the speed of the bullet so it stops right when it touches my skull so I can dramatically pretend to die, but I'm not actually dead. :3

Chuuya:

Dazai:

Chuuya: hell yeah

[petitesmafia]

Chuuya is so fucking funny bc it's like damn if ur gonna glue fake fangs to my teeth and give me red contacts might as well toss in a new fit too i'm committed to this shit i'm about to deliver

[julysecnd]

banger after banger after banger

[squarold]

guys they went back for sigma they just put them in the trunk i swear sigmas fine they went back for them i prommy

[uneducated-author]

Okay but the fact that Dazai, Chuuya, Mori and Ango are all embroiled in this prison break planning arc is so funny to me. There must have been meetings. Ango has to confront Mori, who he betrayed (who took a vow not to kill him), Chuuya, a fastidiously loyal member of the organisation he betrayed, and the indirect reason that his partner fucked off for a semi redemption arc (going from calamitous threat to major nuisance) who probably also wants to kill him, and Dazai, who is Dazai. Ango doesn't know where they stand but it isn't here, that's for damn sure.

It's like the worst school play ever. Mori is on make up. Ango is tech support. Soukoku are having a showmance and it's probably their version of foreplay. Chuuya and Dazai are one upping each other with embarrassing bets. 'I dare you to do a screech like a dying washing machine with a cat inside' 'BITCH- fine but only if you play rock paper scissors and explain how you win every time'. Nobody wants to be here. This seems worse than the apocalypse they're trying to prevent.

[dazaaaai]

You can't kill me.

[lesbianashleywilliams]

SOUKOKU REUNITED IN "TWILIGHT GOODBYE"

BONUS:

[the-armed-detective-gaygency]

Everyone: [discussing how chuuya isn't really a vampire and how gravity was needed to save dazai in the elevator how the gun shots were a part of their plan etc]

Anime: [Reveals that that's exactly how it was]

Me: wait, those theories were correct? I though we were just in denial

[jounosparticles]

[miiyumei]

saw someone say “hey remember how the ADA oversees the twilight hours” and now the final episode is called twilight farewell,,, yeah! does this mean we’re about to watch the end of the detective agency?

[vickiiix]

Thinking about how it was hinted that Chuuya was cosplaying as a vampire a few times in the manga

Like we can see his sclera (white outer part of the eye) here

And his vampire marks were gone after chap 101

This is what Chuuya looked like before chap 101

This what he looked like after chap 101

Notice that the vampire marks under his eye are gone? It was god damn make up

The elevator was filled with water… and so it washed the makeup away…

Another thing is that his reaction after he shot Dazai

I dont know how to explain this but why is he side eyeing Dazai like arent u still a mindless puppet rn why are u “…”-ing him

[strayingsocks]

chuuya s5 redraw because i missed my girlfriend <3

[petitesmafia]

Dazai, going on a trip down memory lane:

Chuuya, not in the right state of mind and also trying not to drown: grrr