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[angelfoodscake]

OK so nsfwish posts are gonna be tagged with either thirstposting , nsfw ment, or suggestive

[av1xtg]

It's so funny to me that it's so obvious when I get a new hyperfixation because everything everywhere for example tis blog suddenly turns to what ever hyperfixation I have. . .

NOW I WANNA TALK ABOUT HUSK AND MY HEADCANONS FOR HIM BECAUSE THAT SILLY GRUMPY OLD-MAN CAT IS TAKING OVER MY BRAIN (contains a bit of huskerdust and bad grammar because english is not my first language but I have no respect for it so /j)

So I fully headcanon that husk has the most un organised and dirty room for some reason, like he never even bothered decorating it.

He hates baths and oils and stuff like that because it's really hard to take off from his wings and fur.

He refused to wash his hands with water and he cleaned his hands like cats do before eating food or serving drinks so charlie forced him to at least use wet wipes (idk how to write tht but hope you understand it)

He loves old fashioned love songs, usually mumbles some lyrics he still remebers while working and the others like to hear his singing.

The fluffies fluff ever, he doesn't really use any products (only dry shampoo from time to time) AND STILL HIS FUR IS EXTREMLY FLUFFY.

He got extremly bad body dismorfia when he arrived at hell.

The others tease him alot whenever he does any cat sounds.

Instead of a glass of water on his nightstand he had a bottle of whiskey or any other alcohol.

If he's in the mood (and charlie asks nicely + a day off) he might do some magic tricks to entretain the other guests.

Whenever he speaks spanish he always calls evryone pendejo (as a mexican that is also my favorite curse word I gotta add that). Like him and vaggie are fighting and she desn't know he speaks apanish so she starts insuting him in spanish and he goes "CALLATE LA PINCHE BOCA PENDEJA TUERTA" (traduction: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING ONE EYED WOMAN) and she shuts up because she didn't expect that. (Now they speak in spanish together sometimes)

One time Sr. Pentious gave him catnipp because angeldust dared him to and husk went WILD. Like everyone was laughing nd half th hotel was filled with cat scratchs while husk followed Sr.Pentious who was escaping with the catnip in hand from him kind of wild.

He wants hugs and he won't admitt it.

Used to be a bit to proud as an overlord which is also half the reason why he lost to alastor.

Fucker cries a lot and won't admitt it because he already stablished to everyone that "I don' give a shit about anything and fuck y'all" and now he just can't.

He falls asleep a lot during work because he is drunk.

He owns a phone but uses it like a grandma, he puts on the glasses to read and everything

He once had a very bad night and got EXTREMELY DRUNK and ended up doing a karaoke with charlie and Sr Pentious.

Alastor would ocationaly take him to the Overlords meetings as his "body guard" and he would get extrembly embarrased because everyone recognised him and he knew they all thought of him as a failure for being an Overord who lost his own soul to Alastor and was now forced to obey him.

Thanks to loser,baby I think Husk may be a pet names man (affectionatelly both romantic and just with friends)

Husk reminds me a bit of "No surprises" by radiohead (i don't really know how to explain it but yeah)

I think his relationship with angel (romantically speaking) would be really gentle like, cuddles, hugs, little kisses, cause he wants to show that romantic relationships don't always need to have sex included (angel appretiates that)

I feel like they told each other their felling for the other but bth came to the conclution that maybe they are not in the best mental state to get into a relationship at the moment so they asked charlie and vaggie to help a bit.

I have more but this is getting a bit long so I'll make a part two!!!!!!!

(Have some photos of the silly 70 yr old grumpy cat-man)

[abyssalfaith]

Profection Year

What is a Profection year ? ⚗️

Life is made of cycle and profection year is the best way of understanding your own cycle !

Every cycle is 12 years : like the 12 zodiac sign.

You begin your first year of profection the very first day of your Life (1 years profection = from your birth to one year old) . You will also end your first profection cycle the very last day of your 11th year ! (Basically, thelast day of being 11.)

Each year is ruled by particular house and sign.

The sign ruling your year will be the one in the house ruling your year.

When I talk about year it’s from one birthday to another ! For exemple from the 04/08 to 04/08 of the next year !

To explain it better :

You are a Leo rising so your first year will be Leo ruled and influenced by the theme of the 1rst house with the planet sitting in it and if it's empty, it will be ruled by the planet associated to the sign. In this cas, Leo is ruled by the Sun ! Your second year will be in virgo and the big theme of this year could be finance,food, possession… (because of the influence of the second house).

The location of the planet in your chart will also influence your profection year !

So if you are a Leo rising and you have Venus in virgo, you will mostly have a venus influence in every year of virgo house/year !

As you can see in the wheel below, you will have a virgo and venus influenced year at 1,13,25,37…

Why do I love profection year so much ? My use of it :

I love to look and follow the profection year because it can show you the general atsmosphere of your birthday year.

For exemple : where you have Uranus is where and when you will experience new beginning !

I have Uranus in my 8th house and I moved out from my parent house unexpectedly at 19, I got a lot a new beginning and it was very transformative :)

You need to use the experience of your profection year. For exemple = don’t be afraid of the year/house where your saturn sit because it will mostly be a growth period for you.

Remind yoursel that every experience is unique, every chart is unique. You can be the same age as your friend and bth be in your 9 year but your experience will not be the same ! And that is because you don't have the same sign, planet, degree...

Tell me if you want a special profection post of the influence of planet and sign !

I hope you enjoyed this post 💓

Xoxo

Abyssal Faith

There is a little chart that will show every age associated with every profection year ! (Got it on Pinterelst)

[merakiui]

PLEASE WRITE THAT SPY AU PLEASE

I'M SO TEMPTED AAAAAAAAA,, orz but I can't write anything else until I finish tmdg (and the rest of the fics on my list). But just know that if I do write Floyd spy au, it would naturally have to include these very crucial details and scenes:

✧ hand-to-hand combat training with Floyd and you're one of the only other agents (aside from Jade) who can match Floyd's pace and sporadic fighting style. Exchanging blows is fun, even more so if you manage to give Floyd the ass-kicking of a lifetime. He's lying flat on his back and you're standing over him and he's never been more horny in his life before.

✧ reader finding out that Floyd's father is the head of the mafia they've been investigating on the sly. Perhaps it's one of those scenarios where the mafia has taken something from you or you're on the run from Mr. Leech's debt collectors, so there's lots of angst to be had when you find out Floyd is the son of your enemy. The betrayal is so yummy... orz Floyd being a wolf in sheep's clothing all along. Oh, you thought he was an agent allied under the same cause as you? As if. <3 (or the misunderstanding angst!!!! Floyd trying to tell you that he's different and not like his father, but you won't hear any of it.)

✧ things get particularly perilous during a mission and maybe the enemy has you cornered. You think this is the end, but then Floyd's there, killing them in the most brutal, cold-blooded way. And you don't see his usual goofy, carefree grin or hear his nasally laughter. It's just this blank, dead-eyed stare and the ever-so-subtle curl of his lip as he sneers at the one who dared to threaten his Shrimpy's life. He shrugs off the bloodlust afterwards just to give you a silly smile and say, "Aww, did I scare ya, Shrimpy? My bad."

✧ missions with Floyd as your partner never go to plan, which means you're both often called into Azul's office so he can scold the two of you (although most of his ire is usually directed at Floyd) for "fucking up the mission." And Floyd has such a smart mouth on him, so it drives Azul insane (even though Azul knows what he's getting into when he assigns these missions to Floyd; it's mainly why he has a partner. You're there to keep him in check). T_T

"But we got the stuff you wanted, Azul."

"Yes, but I specifically said it was to be entirely covert."

"But we got the stuff."

"But you weren't covert."

"So what? We got the stuff. Who gives a damn about—" and you're already dragging Floyd out before he can continue bickering with Azul.

✧ Floyd who always gets you into the most dangerous situations during missions and he's always the one who saves you from said situations. Danger just follows him wherever he goes, but he also has a penchant for inciting it.

✧ his code name is "Bind the Heart," but Floyd thinks that's so lame and so he just uses his real name even though Azul's choked him out for it every time. So now he settles for BTH as a shortening and if anyone asks what it means he says, with full seriousness, "Bacon Tomato Hamburger." LOL

✧ Floyd who is so down bad for you that he's always flirting with you in his own weird, Floyd way, and each time you shut him down with a stern, "Never gonna happen," because you're dedicated to your job (and love is a distraction in this line of work). But Floyd's not one to give up and he keeps trying because according to him, "Never might be today and tomorrow, but Shrimpy doesn't know what'll happen in the future..." (He's right; the two of you end up fucking months later because Azul booked a hotel room for you to share on one of your missions and it did have more than one bed, but why sleep separately when you can sleep together?)

✧ despite how closely you and Floyd work together and how chatty he can be when he's in the mood, neither of you know much about the other's personal life. Cue Floyd wanting to know more about you and you getting suspicious each time. And he always answers your questions with, "Because. Can't I ask about Shrimpy's life if I'm plannin' on bein' in it long-term?" He will be the death of you........ orz

✧ Floyd gets himself badly injured on a mission, so he's stuck on bed rest until he heals up. Which means you're transferred to Agent Shock the Heart in the meantime, and Floyd does not like the idea of you and Jade cozying up during missions. >:( he's in Jade's ear the entire time the both of you are on the mission (he dragged himself out of bed and to HQ's tech room just to steal the microphone from the agent who was in communication with Jade) and he's saying stuff like, "Jade, you lay a finger on Shrimpy and I'll break all of yours..." and Jade just has to be annoying, so he's like, "We get married in June. I do hope you'll be my best man."

✧ a classic confession in the midst of an argument. Maybe the mission got too risky and you have to leave behind your team; you and Floyd get into an argument about it and essentially it ends with him yelling, "Cuz I ain't ready to lose ya!" And you look at him with so much confusion because what is he talking about? And Floyd's so angry he's even tearing up and from there it's a soft admission of feelings: "Cuz I like ya... A lot. A whole fuckin' lot. And I'd rather those other guys take the fall than let you get hurt for 'em." AAAAAAAAAAA OTL

[in-hav3n]

Current james x autistic reader hcs if you’re not comfortable writing that than just a fluffy current james fic <3

𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐅𝐅

When James got in the car on that late afternoon, you quickly understood that that good mood he had in the morning when he left house had disappeared.

"Hey baby", you answered with a shy smile, your hands gripping the steering wheel. The features of his face were drawn, his lips pinched and his gaze darkened. He barely looked at you when he got in the car and only mumbled a low "hey" while he sat down on the passenger seat, besides you. He shut the door and quickly fastened his seatbelt, with no words or gaze exchanged. Not even a kiss.

Okay, no doubt. He was mad. You didn't say anything tough and shifted up the gear to go back on the road.

They were working on their new album and for the few informations he gave you, you could tell the collaboration was pretty difficult. Difficult because James was a perfectionist as well as Lars was. That's what you had deduced after you had caught up some phone calls - or phone arguments - between them. You never dare to ask him more details tough but you were smart enough to understand the purpose of their fights.

That's what you were living for 2 weeks now and since his attitude was quite intimidating in a way, you quickly understood that angry James didn't want to talk and needed time alone in his closed bubble. So as his girlfriend who cares a lot, you decided to surprise him.

"Where are we going?", he asked with a curious tone as soon as he noticed you weren't going back home but taking another unknown road instead.

"Somewhere...", you replied with a shy smile, looking over him. But he didn't smile back, still wearing this concerned mask and it started to concern you. What if he didn't like the plan ? Your palms got sweat and gripped tighter the leather of the steering wheel.

"Somewhere ?", he repeated again. "Hope it won't take long cause I'm tired. And don't bring me to groceries or something, I'm not in the mood for that". You gulped and didn't dare to answer this time. Instead you felt a hint of disappointment mixed with sadness. His words hit you in the face like a weapon and you even fought back tears, looking straight on the road ahead. You knew acting like this was immature but you cared so much and wanted to do things so perfectly for him that it hurts sometimes to see him not excited about something you had planned...

The last miles were a torture for both of you. When you parked the car at the edge of a wood, James frowned and wondered what you were doing there, in the middle of nowhere. You got out at first, grabbed a basket in the back of his truck and leaded the way. Luckily you didn't hear James' deep sigh as he lightened up a cigar, otherwise it would have made you feel sad, once again.

Your heart was pouding fast of fear and excitement. You couldn't wait to show him what you have settled but what if he refused ? What if became mad at the idea? This stressed you more than anything. James followed you still, smoking silently as you bth walked through the nature. Soon you arrived at the spot and stopped, waiting for him to notice.

Your held the basket against yourself as you shyly looked at his reaction. James glanced at you first, silently asking you why you stopped there but soon he noticed what you did for both of you : a cover in a nice and romantic place near a quiet lake.

You walked over him, showing him the basket with a little smile.

"I just thought that...you'd love some time off to relax", you started to say, bitting your lip, still wondering If he was annoyed or joyful. "I know you're working hard these days. I know the preparation isn't going like you wanted and...", you stopped talking again as you took a look around. "You hate surprises but I know you'd have refused so...", you were cut off by James lips on yours. He had moved quickly with a step to cup your face with his free hand, giving you a slow deep loving kiss on your lips.

When he pulled away, you looked at him with a frown and questions in your glance but he just rubbed slowly your cheekbone, smiling at you. And the James you loved the most, the cute and soft guy you fell in love with was now with you, replacing the grumpy one.

"You're an angel, you know that ?".

You blushed and showed him the basket. "Are you hungry?"

An half an hour later, you had a wonderful dinner together. James was touched you thought about preparing his favorite food and even dessert. He ate like an ogre for your delightment and you were both happy to finally share a tender moment together.

James rested against a tree, offering you his chest as a pillow. You snuggled up next to him as you were both sharing some grapes together. It was like the time had stopped, like you were just closed together in your own love bubble and it was magical.

"I really needed this...thank you baby", he said as caressing your face, taking between his teeth another grape you were handed. You smiled in agreement, giggling when he pretend to eat your finger.

"I wanted you to have some time off. I know how important this new album is for you and the guys but...it isn't good to work everyday in such environment without doing a little break".

James smiled and bend over to kiss your forehead. "You did good to bring me here. I wouldn't have come by myself for sure".

"I start to get to know you, big boy", you teased with a smirk and he cracked a laughter.

"I know that...", he said lazily as stroking your face features and hair. You listened to him as taking a grape and then sharing an other one with him. " I know sometimes I can be a real bastard and I'm really sorry baby. It's not against you, it's just...", he shrugged with a sigh. "This album is really a big deal and I want it to be perfect".

"I understand James, don't be sorry for that", you quickly replied as grabbing his hand to kiss the top of it. "I know what Metallica and music mean to you". He only smiled and bend over again to kiss your forehead.

"And I guess you have a stronger character now that you turned 60"

"Hey!", he giggled. "But you knew that when you choose me"

"I did, indeed. And I'll choose you before anyone else all over again if I had to...", you said with a tender gaze and loving smile on your lips. James could only smiled more and brushed his nose with yours.

You spend the rest of the afternoon cuddling and talking about many things before going back to the car as soon as the sun started to disappear behind clouds. James helped you to pack up the things in the basket and grab it to the car, his other hand searching for yours.

You smiled and walked with him, happy that everything went like you wanted. He seemed happier too tough, the features of his face being less drawn. Mission complete.

Once at the car, James put the basket in the back and gently grabbed your wrist to pull you against his chest and against his truck's body, kissing you tenderly, his mustache scratching your lips and nose.

"Thank you again sweetheart. It was the best idea you could ever had for me".

"Anytime baby".

You both smiled to each other before leaving this beautiful quiet place with a lighter heart...

A/N : I'm so sorry dear anon, I didn't feel skilled enough to write something about autistic reader (sadly, I don't know much about it) so I preferred to offer you a cute and fluffy moment with our beloved old man. Also big thank you and credits to my good friend @liltingoddesss for this wonderful idea

[animepopheart]

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[weirdplutoprince]

When the Villainess shines through

I love villainess isekais so much but I feel that a lot of these titles, even ones I’d consider personal favourites, kinda fail to see the inherent appeal and potencial of a villainess character in itself. Like don’t get me wrong, it can be pretty fun to see a villainess that was once mean and generally disliked become cute and nice and beloved by all. It’s wholesome, it’s sweet etc etc. But I personally feel that the thing that really sets the villainess apart - and the way the story around her builds itself - is that by definition, a villainess is a character to opose the heroine. And I don’t mean it just in the literal sense of opposing the heroine’s goals and inflicting harm etc but in the sense that a villainess is what the heroine cannot be.

In most stories outside the still somewhat niche villainess isekai genre, this is supposed to be a death sentence. But, I can’t help but to think that with the direction some of these stories have been taking, the villainess is instead a character that is allowed to be what the heroine cannot be - and that is where it becomes interesting.

See, a villainess isekai has, in my opinion, two most common routes that it can take it’s main character through; the first one is what likes of ‘Hamefura’ or ‘When the villainess loves’ do, which I call ‘Becoming the heroine’. When following through the BTH route, the villainess character - usually by the means of reincarnation - is stripped of all if not most of the traits that made her villainous in the first place. This villaines is kind, sweet, something of an air headed and generally in possession of child like innocence and naivety. By all means, traits not unlike of your average heroine. In these stories, although the world might initially be against her, the villaines should eventually come through - winning her enemies over by kindness and love, and with that, turning the power they held over her in her favour. It’s not uncommon for these stories to involve the ‘taming’ - by which they mean charming - of otherwise unfair and unloving authority figures such as fiances, fathers or brothers.

The second most common alternative is then what I call the Villainess Route - present in titles such as Beware of the villainess or The Villainess reverses the hourglass. In this route, the villainess is in some way or another, rewarded for her villainous traits. This is a broader definition if only for the fact that this reward will vary according to tone and subgenre of the titles. The real significance here is that whatever it is, it is understood as being earned by the villaines for her own merits as such. In these stories, it is more common for the villainess to be struggling against the current - clawing her way up - or out - of a world where she was always meant to lose. This is why it is not unheard of that the ‘happy endings’ in these stories might be as morbid as being able to die in your own terms, or going down a long pitfall of revenge.

Having said that, it becomes easy to notice certain patterns that differ these routes from one another. In the BTH stories, there is often an implicit message that somehow underlies the ‘heartwarming’ aspect that they seem to convey. That is, that for one reason or another, it is alright for the Original Villaines - and whoever might take after her - to suffer. That might seem like a reasonable message; after all, not few of the O!Villainess of the BTH routes were known for being generally cruel and innapropriate. But likewise, not few of these villainess were guilty of crimes so simple as ‘being cold’. ‘Being bland’. ‘Being demanding’. And other traits that are commonly used when to depict the image of an ‘undesirable’ and ‘unlikeable’ woman. In my opinion, it is not a coincidence that in most BTH stories, the seemingly only path where a villainous woman can be reedemed is to simply turn her into a heroine. Someone that is ‘nice’, ‘gentle’ and ‘soft’ - even when she is at the receiving end of cruelty and callousness by the people around her. This is why even if I understand why BTH can be fun and appealing, something at the core message of their narrative always kinda rubs me the wrong way.

The villainess routes on the other hand are their own special kind of fun. You see, the world might be against them as well. Like their BTH conterparts, they might be entrapped by unhappy marriages, toxic families or just overall unfair circumstances. But these characters do not just wear the mask of villany; They’re villainesses through and through: meaning that it is their essence to oppose. Pettiness, arrogance, defiance, pride, resentfulness and anger are just some things that a true villainess is allowed - and even expected to display. These are flaws, yes, but also the very qualities that allow her to win and pull through. They go against the flow, the systemn, the world and anything that stands between them and whatever might be their ‘happy ending’. And this fascinates me because not only is a genre that when done right, can tell compelling stories about unconventional ‘heroines’ that are not punished for their deviance - but it also examines the very thing they deviate from.

The only thing better than VR isekai to me is a VR isekai that is willing to extend a hand to it’s ‘heroine’ as well. Meaning, the ‘female lead to be’ of the original tale of our Villainess main character. Because it is so easy to just exchange the roles and make villainess into heroine and heroine into villainess. But there is something incredibly tasteful about a story that is willing to deconstruct both characters. A story that looks at its original heroine and displays her through the lens of someone that is also fighting their own battle! A girl that for whatever reason will not, or cannot, fight the battles that a villainess would but that is still fighting somehow. That the same way as the woman that is villainized and shamed, she too feels restricted in her role as a woman to be idolized and controlled. It is unfortunately rare but incredibly satisfying to see both villainess and heroine realize that they’re both being played by the people around them - and that together they can find an understanding and companionship they could not anywhere else. One of the only examples I can think of this take is ‘I want to be you, Just for a day’.

These are my thoughts about the potential of the villainess isekai genre and why I find it so interesting. There’s certainly a lot to unpack but I wanted to say it anyway!

[dailybrandonrogers]

Analysing How Bryce's Creation of Elmer Clones Differs Across Timelines and The Implications it has on Pre-established Events

In the Finale of BRYCE, Bryce recalls a period of her life where she "Made clones of a baby I stole so I could harvest hearts ethically," alongside miscellaneous footage of herself from Stuff & Sam. Then, "but when I was thwarted, I took it out on the country by running for president," and footage from the Epilogue of S&S where the Eldest Elmer kidnapped her in order to torture and hold her captive.

At the end of this theory, I proposed two unanswered questions that I am now hoping to resolve with the information revealed in the Finale of BRYCE.

The chronological disreprency of the S&S Epilogue.

How Stuff & Sam occurs in The Current Timeline.

Here is a reference of the Timelines I mention:

The first thing to investigate is the order of events in The New Timeline as recounted by Bryce Tankthrust, which will be assumed as a factual objective. Temporarily ignoring the existence of anything that happened The Old Timline, the events are as follows:

In 1990, Bobby Worst murders an abundance of people and harvests their hearts for Bryce's use. These are stored in a cooler, and Bryce uses them as needed until she runs out in the mid-nineties. We know this because footage of the empty cooler is shown before Bobby informs Bryce of her mother's release, scheduled for around 1995.

After dealing with her mother's return, Bryce kidnaps "a baby" (Elmer Phitts) and clones it in order to harvest their hearts without murdering anyone. She wants to obtain her supply ethically.

Bryce and this operation of hers gets "thwarted." Based on the events of S&S, this would mean Sam and Donna murder Bryce in their own home by enticing Baby Elmer to shoot her. Then, after obtaining the Creator's Book from Sam, the Eldest Elmer kidnaps Bryce and resurrects her. He then holds her captive, and tortures her indefinitely as payback for how she exploited the Elmers.

The next event Bryce mentions is her presidential election campaign. Before this, it be must be assumed that the events of Blame the Hero occur, as that's how she was previously depicted being freed from captivity.

I'm going to pause here to explain the initial theory I had constructed pre-BRYCE for some clarification.

In a previous post, I asserted that the version of Stuff & Sam we the audience watches takes place in The Elmer Revolution Timeline. This is because the action of Main Character Blame, and Original Blame quarrelling over the time machine in BtH's 5th episode "A Botched Beach" within The Lincoln Lives Timeline is the catalysing factor for Tattoo Shop Elmer (who is the Eldest Elmer) to travel back in time and create the Elmer Apocalypse nuke. The moment Elmer returns to the ABB scene, the timeline has shifted from Abraham Lincoln Lives to Elmer Revolution. For the remainder of BtH, the Timeline stays in The Elmer Revolution until thr climax in "The Best Ending" where Hitler and Elmer die in their respective ways, ensuring that time travel is never invented, but more importantly that Elmer never makes his apocalyptic nuke. Their deaths created The New Timline, which the BRCU has remained in ever since.

Priorly, it was accepted that S&S takes place in 2018/2019. This follows Original Blame, who was from 2033, choosing to stay in 2018 to have another chance at life. It is shown that several months later he is adopted by Sam and Donna during the events of S&S. The below screenshot is from the aforelinked theory; hopefully it explains how Original Blame remains in The Elmer Revolution Timeline, hence inundating S&S to also take place in that Timeline too.

Even though The Elmer Revolution itself doesn't start in 2033, the Timeline still begins in 2018.

Here is where differences come into play. The BRCU is shown NOT to be a paradoxical time loop; the events of The New Timeline are very different from The Old Timeline. BRYCE in its entirety takes place in The New Timeline, including the scene where Bryce cuts out her heart for Bobby. While not shown explicitly in BRYCE, Abraham Lincoln and Hitler would have spawned in right before Bobby threw up, preventing his vomiting and the breaking of Bryce's heart. This key moment allows Bryce to grab Hitler's book about authority and decide to run away hand-in-hand with Bobby instead. From here, the BRYCE series continues as shown.

This does not necessarily mean that BtH takes place over and over again in a never-ending paradoxical loop, at least not in The New Timeline. My interpretation of this is that a paradoxical loop DOES happen infinitely in The Old Timeline, and every single time it ends the same way with formation of The New Timeline being the result. To paraphrase, these 5 different Timelines all take place in one singular Universe. But in every single Universe, BtH happens causing all the different Timelines to occur and finally end with The New Timeline. I'll save further elaboration of this for a future post, but my conclusion is that BtH does not necessarily need to happen in The New Timeline. Moreover, it's important to remember that each Timeline is replacing/building upon the one that came before it; they're not variations of The Original Timeline.

With this is mind, it could be proposed that the context surrounding The New Timeline version of Stuff & Sam proceeds as follows:

Donna Phitts, having returned to the USA from Germany after WWII (and the events of BtH's The Best Ending) eventually gives birth to her son, Elmer.

Bryce Tankthrust, now a successful CEO, kidnaps a baby Elmer Phitts sometime after 1995. She creates clones of him in order to harvest their hearts and fulfil her demand following the exhaustion of the previous collection she had given to her by Bobby Worse.

Sam, sometime before 2016, attempts to adopt a baby through Thrust Babies, and he and Donna uncover the Elmer cloning operation. They are able to rescue the original baby Elmer, but not before Bryce eventually tracks them down and gets murdered by the baby in question. Sam and Donna have a falling out after she regains her memory, which prompts Sam on a journey that eventually leads him to obtaining the Creator's Book, anr meeting the Eldest Elmer and The Secret Society of Elmers. Sam later manages to resolve his feud with Donna, but what's important is that the Eldest Elmer now possesses the Creator's Book, which he utilises to resurrect and kidnap Bryce Tankthrust in revenge.

Somehow, Bryce escapes. Without the baby Elmer, her cloning empire disintegrates, and she ends up making a deal with Queen Elizabeth II, where she pays five million dollars every month in exchange for orphan hearts. Eventually this deal disintegrates too, as seen in Normal British Series. However, Bryce no longer needs to harvest hearts as she has began to grow one of her own.

Now. Let's move onto the unfortunate clusterfuck of new unanswered questions, plotholes, and disreprencies this brings up.

The timeline of events in The New Timeline is so unbelievably messed up now. A majority of Bryce's videos are now implied to take place in the 1990s. There appears to be a twenty year period between 1995 - 2015 that is left pretty vague all things considered. BRYCE demonstrates that Bryce's ascendancy takes place primarily between 1990 - 1995, which is visually illustrated by her straight hair. Between 1995 and 2015, all that is mentioned is the Elmer Cloning operation. Her presidency, Normal British Series, and modern day lifestyle are all mentioned too, but these take place between 2015 - 2023.

One disreprency I think I can come up with a theory to explain though, is Bryce's age/birthyear.

We now know that at the absolute latest, Bryce began working at Callco Phones in 1989. She usurped Finchell as head of the company before 1990. Bryce was shown to be 20 at the time of her employment, suggesting she may have been born in 1969. Funny enough, here's a post from my drafts that I never ended up pursuing because 1) I did want to wait until the third episode came out, but 2) because I didn't think it held much weight.

It's pretty irrefutable in my opinion that Bobby was born in 1971, however I am now inclined to believe that Bryce IS three years older than Bobby. A birthyear of 1968 also gives enough time for all the post-Donovan's death events to unfurl between 1988-1990. Moreover, this could be an explanation for why Bryce is slightly more mature than Bobby as a child. To surmise, I believe after some minor adjustment, the geneal dates of BRYCE series events still make sense. I can't say the same about the new 1995-2015 period, however.

The next step will be to focus on how certain Old Timeline events fit into The New Timeline in light of these order of events now partially clarified. This will also include how Bryce escapes from the Eldest Elmer, as well as what happens in BtH's place.

[audiofictionuk]

New Fiction Podcasts - 11th April 2/2

Natural Six Audio RPG Welcome to the Dungeons & Dragons actual play adventures in Reliquiae! https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20240402-01 RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/natural-six

Out of reach Audio Drama After 3 months in space, Mark and his team lose comms with ground control. The audio diary entry gives us an insight to what happened up there. All 9 astronauts on the ISS V2 for 20 years. Their lives unfold watching the whole world be buried under violence. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20240330-03 RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/f43a6e30/podcast/rss

Crisis Level: Green Audio RPG A group of federal agents learn that the world isn't quite as black and white as they thought it was. There are definitely some shades of green as well. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20240403-01 RSS: https://feeds.captivate.fm/crisislevelgreen/

Pulp Panic - A Fiasco Anthology Audio RPG Pulp Panic is a Fiasco actual play podcast, an Anthology of deception, debauchery, and desperation. Pulp Panic is not for the faint of heart and any content warnings can be found in our description. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20240403-02 RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/pulp-panic

The Escapades of Action Jones Audio Drama Welcome to "The Escapades of Action Jones", an uproarious scripted comedy podcast that takes you on a hilarious journey back to a time when Dick always meant Richard and nickels only cost 5 </em>cents! Join our intrepid duo, world-renowned private dick, Action Jones (voiced by Scott Norman) and his trusty sidekick,  Junior Detective Tommy (voiced by Mason Heidger), as they embark on daring escapades across the globe. In this thrilling first series of "The Escapades of Action Jones", the titular private dick Action Jones is hired by ex-lover (and constant thorn in his side) The Dame in the Purple Skirt, to track down her sister who went missing on a trip to Italy. This leads Action and his Junior Detective Tommy down a wet path of murder, mystery, and high-octane gondola chases in search of the mysterious gondola guru himself...  the villainous Donald Golario aka Dash Backslash. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20240405-01 RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/f3cc7c18/podcast/rss

Rise and Fall of Gods Audio RPG A Quest actual play following Philomena and Foster as they get called on an unexpected adventure that will show them more truths than they expected, fighting for the future of their home alongside some friends they pick up on their long journey. The world was once nearly destroyed by a war between the gods. Thousands of years later, the world has been reclaimed by the people who survived with the help of the few gods who remain. Now darkness threatens the land, and history is on the verge of repeating itself. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20240405-02 RSS: https://feeds.redcircle.com/8a7a7e06-5630-4142-8b46-dc4c60eadeea

Bring to Heel Audio Drama Bring to Heel is an audio drama that explores the shifting nature of morality and how justification is often dictated by perspective. BtH on morally grey characters in a world where there is no definite right and wrong. Our scene is set in Scrinn, the fantasy setting of a world where gods and magic have long since abandoned the once mystical lands. Scrinn is both a god and the world itself, an entity that extends to embody everything it has spawned. The empress oversees her ever-shifting plot through the empire of Seviscia, and she claims the throne once held by those magicks. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20240113-02 RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/f0a80c8c/podcast/rss

Anonymous Lover Audio Drama In the trenches of the culture war, two aspiring podcasters from Southern California explore the intersection of Q-Anon and yacht rock, where they become immersed in a dangerous quest to find an elusive pop singer. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20240401-02 RSS: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/2335684.rss

Roses Audio Book Steve Buchanan was a private investigator. His life changed one night three years ago, throwing him into an unknown, dangerous world. Now he is telling his story.

https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20240317-01 RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/f38a1094/podcast/rss

The Pact and Boon: A D&D 5e Actual Play Show Audio RPG A D&D 5e Actual Play Podcast set in the high fantasy world of Calignos. A world where the Gods play with the lives of mortals and magic abounds. The story begins with our heroes being prisoners in Hell. Join Dungeon Master Jake Packham from The Dungeon Mastermind Podcast and players Justin Lewis, Tanner Weyland and Cayden Ottley from the podcast How to Be a Better DM as they explore the various pacts and boons in the world of Calignos. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20240404-01 RSS: https://feeds.captivate.fm/pact-and-boon/

Eva Luna Audio Drama Eva (Blanca Soto) es una bella mujer de fuerte carácter que trabaja en las plantaciones de manzanas del Sur de California, sin embargo su padre Ismael (Eduardo Ibarrola); quien trabaja junto a ella se entera que tiene una enfermedad terminal por lo que decide viajar a los Ángeles a visitar a la madre de Eva y de su hija menor Alicia (Sofía Lama) para que cuando el falte se haga cargo de sus hijas. Días antes de su viaje, su tía Matilde (Sonia Noemí) ve en las cartas que a su sobrina la espera un futuro oscuro, un hombre que la hará conocer “el cielo y el infierno”. Ese hombre se llama Daniel Villanueva (Guy Ecker), y es el viudo más cotizado de Los Ángeles. Exitoso en los negocios y en el amor, las mujeres enloquecen por él. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20240402-03 RSS: https://feeds.simplecast.com/SMiHJLgz

Safe Society Audio Drama An 11-part tale of mass psychosis in an all-too-familiar world. In this satire/psycho-thriller/horror, an influential woke entrepreneur develops an irrational OCD, making him easily manipulated to absurd and terrifying policy extremes by a fearmongering lobbying organization. Will he wake up before it's too late? https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20240404-02 RSS: https://feeds.redcircle.com/042f954c-4c6f-481a-875b-35ae36c1e580

The Heartless Knaves Audio Book The Heartless Knaves is a new dark fantasy audiobook podcast featuring clever heists, gory scraps, sad bits, saucy bits, murderous nuns, talking donkeys, and an 8-year-old boy king who won’t take no for an answer. Set in a twisted version of the English Renaissance, the story hinges on the macabre adventures of assassins Silkin and Rooks, who may be dead, their hearts stolen by the church, their severed heads mounted on the royal battlements, but there’s no rest for the wicked... Blending black humour and squishy violence with a whip-smart plot and a cast of loveable rogues, the first book, The Pale Princess, is a bit like a haunted roller coaster: fundamentally unsafe, shuddering in the wind, and threatening to come off the rails as it gathers pace. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20240407-01 RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/the-heartless-knaves

Booker & Olivia Audio Drama Two idealistic young college graduates journey to the Deep South and work together to  found one of the legendary HBCUs. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20240406-01 RSS: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/2346545.rss

Outbroken Anthology | Zombie Stories Audio Book From the outbreak's genesis to fifty years in, Outbroken covers it all. Each episode sets you in the middle of someone's life in the reality of the zombie apocalypse. From heart wrenching to heart warming, see what it's like to live it for real. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20240330-04 RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/f4365624/podcast/rss

[under-the-cherrytree]

May I request a Tsukasa , Hanako ,and Teru x reader (separately) who is an artificial human made by a supernatural/demon and was made to take a certain item from “someone” , and they somewhat remember their purpose and become violent and they run faster ? Sorry if this sounds weird 😅

Tsukasa, Hanako, and Teru with a s/o who is an artificially made human❣︎

Warnings: None

A/n: Yes you may!! :)

Sorry if this is… not what you are looking for- a bit confused bth but i hope i got what you wanted!!

This is also angst because we love angst headcannons- also sorry if these are small

Anyways! I hope you have a good day or night!!

- When you turn violent Tsukasa didn’t expect it

- You were completely normal before

- Then you just snapped

- He would find it amazing to see this side of you

- Even if you are attacking him, he still thinkings you are amazing

- When he soon found out you were artificially made, he couldn’t care less

- You were still his s/o and he loves you very much<33

- He would follow you while you are looking for this thing you are looking for

- He will also try and help you remember why you are here

- It’s kind of like a game to him

- He isn’t taking any of this seriously

- He will try and help you take this object even if you don’t want him too

- He’s persistent and will probably help you find this thing a lot faster than you would

- Once you find what you are looking for he is very happy for you!

- When you start acting violent Hanako is caught way off guard

- You are just a normal human, where did this come from??

- He would feel betrayed and hurt if you try and hurt him

- He doesn’t understand this situation at all

- He thought you used him to get what you want

- Then he found out you were an artificially made person and it all made sense now

- He knew that you had no choice but to betray him, being that this is your purpose for being made

- He will try and stop you from stealing, he doesn’t want this person to loose whatever it is especially if it is of value to them

- He will also want to know your creators intensions behind having you steal the item

- He will try and help you through this, not wanting you to go through any sort of pain because of it as well

- He will be very protective of you, not letting you cause any harm to other and no one causes harm to you

- When you first become violent it catches Teru SO OFF GUARD

- Like you are a human

- He will definitely ask if you are a supernatural

- He’s also very confused

- What in the world are you trying to steal?

- And for who?

- He isn’t mad at you, even if you attack him

- He’s mad at whoever made you

- How dare they do this to you (even if that is the reason you are alive)

- He will try and help you remember why you are there so you have a clearer purpose on what you are trying to do

- If it affects a human then he will not allow it

- If it affects a supernatural he doesn’t care

- He will try his best to assess the situation and help you

Tagging: @cobertoravermelhado @stuckindreamland06 @levwillcommitarson @bladethrowsshade @hanako-san @old-poptart

[juicezone]

6, 10, 13, 17? (agere headcanons ask game if ur still doing that)

6: are they a stuffie or a blankie kid?both? neither? ward is 100% a stuffie kid. a very particular stuffie at that (see commander gale <3) other stuffed animals are okayyyy, blankies are fiiine, but literally if ward doesn't have gale it's allllll over forever (he would be the kid to sit and watch the washing machine + dryer)

cooper will be a blankie kid, i think he very much wants a blankie but is reluctant to buy himself one. he has a blanket but not a blankie if u get what i mean. he secretly really wants someone else to be the one to give him a blankie

10:do they have any regression gear (teethers, pacifiers, diapers, specific toys or outfits, etc.)? do they try to hide it from friends/family Ward has Gale, of course! otherwise, he doesn't usually really do regression specific clothes (just wears a non-uniform version of his usual uniform lol) though sometimes he will wear other clothes if weather themed. literally 1 track mind

doesn't really wear diaps a lot but has some with little rainclouds and stuff on them! honestly he's more of needing interaction than gear, he's be 100% percent big in pjs with a paci but if bones noogies him and calls him kid, he's WHAM small

Cooper has some teether toys and a couple sets of feetie pjs + some non-patterned diaps (mostly just purple or green in colour, lowkey he feels bad if he messes up something with patterns). he has a cuple bottles (but his fav is one with little wrenches and tools that ward got him [mentioned here]) he also has some general dinosaur toys and books!

puppy-wise he has a hoodie with ears and paws, and also a (burmese mountain) dog feetie pj, and DEF some puppy-themed chewies. goes to town on a bone fr

13: what do they like to do when they're regressed? do they like to play pretend, watch tv/movies, color, etc.? (adding onto this)

cooper likes hands-on toys, he'd be happy with one of those block-sorters or those things at a dentists office where you move beads along a track or smth! sometimes puzzles but if they're too hard for their brain at the moment, they lose total interest

puppy-cooper likes playing keep away <3 he WILL have you throw something and then run away each time you go to take it back to throw it again. (NO TAKE. ONLY THROW)

WARD really will do lots of things but you have to be able to engage him on them. will not sit and paint alone, he constantly pesters Bones to come look, or to help him pick a colour, or- tldr: ward likes to do things that bones doesnt mind being interrupted every 5 mins abt

17: do they prefer to play indoors or outdoors? do they get upset when it rains? unfortunately in deepspace there isnt always the opportunity to play ACTUALLY outside (aka non holodeck simulated outdoors) so bth honestly get a kick out of it when they can regress outside

ward LOVES it when it rains. he is the kid to run outside in a single flipflop and shorts, while Bones chases him yelling about an umbrella and a raincoat

Cooper is not so sure about it, but one time he borrowed someone's raincoat and boots to follow McCoy while ward ran around in the puddles and he was absolutely enthralled with jumping in puddles himself! HATES being cold and wet afterwards tho.

[i-am-very-heck]

fuck it porcini image dump + context abt them

so 'cini is a little creature known as a drau'nee and they are known for their adamant refusal to die. if they are killed they can be revived using those little guys that follow em around, the truffles.

porcini themself is a little gremlin who somehow found work with an organization after finding a broken tablet in a forest and terrifying the everliving shit out of the rest of the party with their mech. yes they have a mech. its a mechanical spider covered in fungus with guns on almost every leg and they lovingly call it mycelium <3

also the other drau'nee pictured is called ri'bok he n porcini are friends. the catboy is vigil and he is also friend to the fungus. they're bth npcs in the campaign porcini's from

also the campaign is like. big time future so about at the very least set in year 3000 or smth

[girlwithwolftatoo]

Devourer of Hearts 2/3

Summary: After you fred Arthur from the hospital, Ammit makes a desition upon you.

(In this chapter there's some Ammit x Reader bth)

Words: 3258

You led Arthur through the apartment with the same devotion and care as you had done in the past.

"I'm so sorry we are no longer in the commune" you apologized "So many abandoned it after you disappeared. It seems unfair to me, they didn't care about you, after all you did for us."

He could sense the rancor and sadness in your voice, so he patted you on the shoulder, reassuringly:

"Good spirits don't always have to be strong."

"But what about loyalty? What about the love we supposedly shared for all of us?" you continued as you walked to your room. It was not the most furnished place, but beside the bed hung a pair of pictures simulating papyri, which immediately attracted Arthur's attention: the one on the left showed Ra's ship, sailing with his retinue to meet the dread serpent Apophis, and the one on the right, the judgment of the scales, with Anubis weighing the heart, Thoth writing and....

Her, waiting for the heart to be condemned to destroy it in her jaws. He almost seemed to feel a purr in his chest.

"I don't have much food, I can order some dinner" you told him as you helped him sit up in bed. Arthur shed the clothes he had disguised himself in and took your hand, smiling at you.

"Don't worry so much about me." 

"But-"

"I appreciate everything you're doing, you're really risking a lot more than you realize" he continued, and again there was that regretful gesture there. Without letting go, you knelt down in front of him.

"Mr. Harrow... what's the matter? You talk as if it's all over."

The man blinked, he really felt very sorry for you, that you had stayed where others fled, and put your life at risk in more ways than one, why, was it really that important to you? The idea made him feel, at the same time, ashamed and honored.

"Please..." he asked, resting his other hand on yours "call me Arthur."

You ducked your head.

"I'm sorry... Arthur."

"You have nothing to apologize for" he let go of your hand to bring it under your face and make you lift it, his blue eyes bored into yours, thoughtful, and you felt your cheeks burn "I can never thank you enough for this, but..."

How to explain to you what had really happened in Cairo? How to tell you about that voice that complained day after day about her unfortunate confinement, and then suddenly sounded again, clear and animated, somewhere in his head? 

"You don't have to decide anything now" you commented, and bent down to remove his sandals, something you had also done several times in the past, an honor you treasured in your heart "Gosh... I think it's the first time I don't find glass here" you smiled "I'm glad."

"I beg your pardon?"

Afraid you might have said something rash, you cleared your throat.

"I mean...it's not a complaint, just...I'm glad I don't have to...well..."

Arthur chuckled weakly. Way back when his community was still large and strong, there had been a sort of quiet battle between various members, especially women, who sought to have a little more closeness with him. Back then, Harrow reminded them that greed was unjustifiable, and that no matter what, no one was above anyone else in that little mock paradise. Now he knew, however, that he had been lying to them.

"What is that I perceive?" whispered the voice in his head, insightful "I see... how human of such a loyal follower, greed... desire..."

Arthur cleared his throat, you sat up.

"Please sleep here" you requested "I have a sofa bed, I'll just take some blankets and you can rest as long as you like."

The man nodded, dropping face up on the mattress. You left him, figuring he needed some sleep, and quietly went outside to continue with your duties.

The dreams had become hazy, sometimes unbearable, under the influence of the drugs Arthur dreamed of the past, but when he didn't, he had shocking visions. He saw himself in the middle of the desert in an eternal twilight, and he was never alone, his goddess accompanied him, and she was never happy.

As his bare feet advanced through cold sand, he heard the rustle of something huge behind him. Ammit looked up at it, but for the first time a sarcastic grin was playing across her muzzle.

"I was beginning to fear that my followers were all weak and cowardly" she spat "I am glad to see that there are still some loyal to me."

"I have been loyal to you from the beginning" replied Arthur "However it grieves me that I have not been able to achieve my goal, and I know that dwarfs me before you"

"It is true what you say, but you need not grieve any longer, and neither need I" Ammit bowed low enough so that her face was level with Harrow's. Something in his goddess's gaze disturbed him. 

"Why, my goddess?" he dared to ask.

"Perhaps I am imprisoned in your body, but an outside servant could help me to at least have an avatar under my control, one who can continue to mete out my justice."

"You mean... (Y/N)?"

"Who else?" jumped Ammit, offended "She's young and strong, and has shown more loyalty than anyone else besides you. It seems to me that she is an excellent candidate, and all I need is for you to communicate my wishes to her."

In former times, Arthur would not have hesitated for a second to do as the fearsome goddess commanded, now however the situation was different. He knew firsthand the agony it was not only to be the avatar of an irrascible god, but above all, to contain one in one's body. Pain, nay, agony, was what his life had become since Moon Knight bound him to Ammit, and if she was capable of that with little power, what could she do if you became her servant?

"It seems to me that you are... hesitating" Ammit inquired at Arthur's silence "Why, do you refuse to serve me any longer?"

"Of course not, my goddess" he stammered, ducking his head "But imprisoned as you are, is it really possible that you can do what you wish?"

"Through you I will achieve it, consider yourself my herald" she replied nonchalantly "There is a forbidden ritual, hidden among the papyri of Abydos, so that I can make myself my avatar even within your body."

"It will be impossible to return to Egypt, I no longer possess the means or the people..."

"You need no such thing, the papyri are at your fingertips in this city, all I need is for you to stop hesitating." 

"However, there are only two of us-"

"Those will be enough, call your follower, and I will take care of the rest" she ordered.

Arthur's fists clenched. You had done so much for him already, to ask you to do such a thing, to sacrifice yourself in his place in a ritual that he was sure would have nothing positive for you... was he still capable of doing it, of offering the lives of others for the greater good? 

"Slave!" exclaimed Ammit, towering over him "Obey your goddess!"

He knelt before her, his trembling voice pleading:

"I would never betray you...I only beg you for a moment...to think it over..."

"I need not think anything, I have made my decision, I have noticed that your follower is not marked like the others" she added, slyly, referring of course to the tattoo on his arm that all the others bore "Does that mean you did not put her on trial when you admitted her into your circle?"

"I didn't consider it necessary..." he excused himself. He hadn't meant to, tried to put it off for a long time as an indulgence towards you, considering the conditions under which he met you, but that clearly didn't matter to Ammit.

"It sounds to me as if you're trying to protect her, hide her from me" the goddess growled, angry "This is your last chance, call her, place her under my service, or else..." she added, her voice turning to a threatening whisper "I will eat her heart before your eyes."

Arthur paled, his body began to tremble.

"My goddess..." he pleaded "I swear to you... on my life I swear to you..."

"Instead of swearing you must act, do as I tell you now!"

The crocodile pounced on him, her jaws gaping open. Harrow was writhing in his sleep, seized with immense pain, and his groans were so loud that you did not hesitate to enter the chamber, alarmed to see him thus.

"Arthur!" you went to his side and tried to rouse him, shaking him by the shoulders "Arthur, it's me!"

The man opened his eyes, blue irises turning yellow and boring into your face, and his lips whispered, frightened:

"N-no... leave me..."

Arthur screamed, and his body arched until his head was resting against the bed. You could do nothing but stare at him, frightened, and then that strange attack ended as quickly as it began, and the man sat up awkwardly. 

"Are you okay?" you asked, offering him one hand while with the other you checked his temperature by resting it on his forehead "You're sweating... you need to lie down, right now I'll-"

His free hand imprisoned your wrist so tightly that you grimaced in discomfort. Yellow eyes rested on your face again, and then Arthur smiled, but it wasn't his usual smile, there was something creepy about it, and you felt a slight access of panic.

"Arthur?" you muttered. The smile became more apparent.

The man spoke, but his voice seemed to blend with another, a low, feminine, powerful one.

"How brave and loyal you are, little one" he pointed, with a strange happiness permeating his words "You stayed here when they all ran away like filthy cowards. They will receive their punishment, that I assure you, but you..." his other hand went to your head, and caught a lock of hair, mesmerizing it between his fingers that twitched like claws "you are very different, and you will receive my gift..."

The hand hurriedly advanced behind the back of your neck, gripping it tightly and drawing you to Arthur, and to your infinite surprise he imprisoned your lips between his in a hungry, rough, hot kiss. You put up no resistance, despite the bewilderment of the situation there was one thing undeniable, Arthur Harrow, your beloved protector, the man you swore to give your life to, was kissing you, and that was enough to make you surrender and do whatever it took to please him.

Ammit let out a low growl, pleased, through Harrow she sensed the warmth and scent of your body and marveled at the devotion with which you surrendered to his caresses. 

"Look at her, slave" she murmured inwardly, Arthur was a puppet to her, but he too could hear and feel, and shuddered at the touch of your skin "See how she becomes submissive between your hands...ask her for what you want and she will do it without thought, and I know very well what your heart desires."

The hand around your wrist encircled your waist, and Arthur maneuvered to place you face up on the bed. Your eyes opened wide at the urgency with which your former protector hovered over you, one hand stroking from your cheek to your neck, shoulder and collarbone, where he paused circling a finger just above your breasts.

"Tell me..." asked Arthur in that strange voice "What would you be able to do for your goddess?"

"Whatever you ask of me" you answered without hesitation. Arthur growled in a way that seemed almost animalistic, and you felt shivers as his face came close to your neck.

"Do you want me to tell you what happened in Egypt?" he asked, whispering in your ear. The caress of his breath ruffled your skin, and a sigh burst from your lips.

"Yes."

Again that reptilian growl, then Arthur held your head in his hands and kissed you again, tangling his tongue with yours so violently that it took your breath away. After long, torturous seconds, Harrow broke the kiss and, again with the haunting smile, commanded:

"Surrender to us."

You blinked, confused.

"Us?" you asked. Arthur began to mumble something you didn't understand, but from experience you knew he was speaking ancient Egyptian, and then your body felt heavy, as if sinking in warm, dark waters, and your mind became dazed....

Before your eyes, an imposing, monstrous figure appeared just behind the man, an elongated, scaly face, the same yellow eyes you had noticed in Arthur minutes before, claws that clung so viciously to his shoulders that they dug into his clothes and stained them with blood. You moved your lips, but could not utter a sound, forming a single word:

"Ammit..."

The goddess shook her head, and Arthur did the same, as if instinctively mimicking her movements. The man rested his lips on your throat and kissed it, the images before you were fuzzy and caused you pain, so you closed your eyes and little by little, your body regained some movement.

Ammit looked amused, and as Arthur continued to kiss you, she whispered in his ear:

"I can feel your lewdness, the desire that dominates your body... is that why you were trying to hide her from me?"

"I would never..." gasped the man against your chest, debating between possession and freedom. 

"If you love her so much she will be yours" continued the goddess "You will own her body, but not her heart, that one I will keep, for she will be my right hand and deliver my justice on this Earth."

Arthur groaned, his hands kneaded your breasts as if he had never had the pleasure of touching another person before, his thumbs pressed against your nipples and your back arched.

"Arthur!" you squealed, your intimacy throbbed in demand for love, and your legs wrapped around his waist in search of increasing the contact between the two of you.

"(Y/N)..." he growled, breathlessly, his voice had returned to normal, but Ammit was still in control.

"What are you waiting for?" she asked, teasing "It's ready for you, take her now, I give you back your freedom, but you know what my condition is."

The man's body shuddered, his eyes were blue again, and your head stopped hurting. You both looked at each other with identical desire, you didn't care if Ammit was still there, all you needed was for Arthur not to let go of you.

"(Y/N)..." he repeated again "I... I must tell you something..."

You reached out a hand and caressed his face, and he tilted his head on it, the warmth of your skin was a relief against the suffering Ammit caused him.

"Ask me for whatever you want" you murmured "My life belongs to you, and if you so desire... my heart and my body too."

His lips tightened, and small tears appeared in his eyes that, thanks to the sunset, you could not see clearly.

"Ammit desires... for you to become her avatar" he explained, nervously "She wants you to be her instrument... through me, because she is trapped in my body."

You were dumbfounded at that news. 

"How... why is Ammit...?" you stammered.

"It all went wrong" Arthur lamented "We managed to free Ammit and begin her trial, but we were intercepted by other gods, and they imprisoned her inside me. She says... there is a ritual by which she could reverse what they did, and she needs your help."

It was too much information all at once, and you snorted as your mind struggled to understand what Harrow was saying. You didn't doubt him, you had seen the goddess with your own eyes, but it had seemed to you that her presence was more like a parasite clinging to Arthur for survival. Now you knew why he was so devastated.

"Can she hear me?" you asked. Arthur nodded, and you bit your lips. "I'd like to... I'd like to ask her something."

"Go ahead" Arthur took a breath of air, prepared for what was coming. And so it was, his body again tensed, and his eyes glowed that fearsome yellow; it was a relief not to see her in full again, you felt you wouldn't stand it. 

"My goddess, what do you require of me?" 

Arthur's mouth twisted,baring his teeth as a crocodile would.

"I welcome your enthusiasm, but you must understand that this path will be difficult, and if you fail, I do not assure you that I will be there to protect you."

You nodded trying to hide your concern. Ammit would not help you, but Arthur... he had never left you alone before, you could trust him, and that thought alone gave you courage.

"When I become your avatar... what will happen to Arthur?"

"He will still share his body with me, but my powers will be released and transferred to you. But you should know that I expect absolute loyalty from you, and in return, you and your guardian will be under my protection forever."

"And he will cease to suffer?" you insisted. Ammit's eyes narrowed. "I can see how hard it is for him, being a mortal, to be your vessel."

"Is that what you want from me?" asked Ammit, laughing softly "What a powerful shackle desire is among mortals, it would seem all you care about is him."

"I can't lie to a goddess, Arthur means a lot to me" you continued, unsure if he could hear you too or not "He saved my life, gave me a home and a family when I thought there was no hope left for me, and showed me that I could be a person worthy of paradise. To him I owe everything I am."

"Hmmm..." Arthur cocked his head, thoughtfully "Perhaps your motives are wrong, but I can see that your scales... are balanced..." the man's right hand rested on your chest "You will do as I command, you will complete the ritual and become my avatar, and to do so, you must swear allegiance to me."

You swallowed saliva. The goddess was impatient, and you feared for the pain that promise would bring upon you, but again you thought of Arthur, who had suffered so much more, you thought of the self-imposed punishment with which he sought to atone for his sins (what sins could he have, of whom you knew only kindness and affection?), you thought of the sacrifices he had made all those years, and you decided that to share that pain was more than fair.

"I swear," you said then.

"Do you swear to bring justice upon the hearts of men and never question the judgment of the divine scales?"

"I swear."

A chuckle was the only warning you received. A dreadful pain shot through your chest, as if hundreds of huge needles were plunging into your flesh, and you screamed as the pain turned to an almost unbearable burning. 

"Let's begin then," was the last thing you heard before you fell unconscious on the bed. The pain subsided, and Arthur came to in time to see how Ammit had marked you with her scale on your chest.

[inevitablestars]

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raven my dear! for you i have an exerpt from the original bth doc when it was only a one shot and also literally so different from what its become

Each time that they have left each other, they are both bloodied and bruised. Sirius’ love has teeth, but so does Remus’. Maybe they’re a bad combination, maybe they shouldn’t be with each other. But there is no one else for Sirius. He’ll go through this cycle forever if that’s the only way he can have Remus. They may never be able to have a peaceful life together, but when they are together they can keep each other warm. That is until they bare their teeth again. “You can come in if you like.” Remus turns to walk back to the kitchen, all too used to this routine.  His feet follow before his mind catches up. Sirius looks at him and sees someone destroyed. It’s the same thing he sees when he looks in the mirror. A shell of a person. Someone whose heart is missing. “I-” “Why did you come back?” He cuts him off.  “I swear this is the last time, okay? I can’t do this again, but I can’t have it end like it did.” the words rush out of him.  “You’ve said that before, Sirius. I can’t keep doing this, I- this has to be the last time. You can’t break my heart again.”  He knows this. He has always known this. Yet he keeps doing it. He keeps breaking Remus’ heart, and breaking his own heart, all without meaning to. It doesn’t make sense to him and it never has, to be quite honest. They love each other, can’t that be enough? Why does it always turn into something more, something worse. Now, sitting here across from the only person Sirius has ever loved, he isn’t sure how they ended up here. Everything seems to lead back to moments like this. Moments where they beg each other to stop causing them pain.

[book-dragon03]

For @band--psycho A-Z writing challenge!!

Congrats again babe!

Y/N was studying in the library it was late and almost everyone had gone home ,y/n liked it here after dark when everyone else had left, it was quiet and calm unlike the rest of her life ,she came here when she needed peace to think, a place she could escape from everyone and everything else in her life ,a sanctuary .

later into the night y/ns friend Stiles, her best friend showed up ,they’d met their first day freshmen year and clicked immeditely ,stiles was the only person who knew how crazy the rest of y/ns life was outside of these walls, outside the comforting pages of whatever book she’d chosen to lose herself in that day ,he’d always loved to mock her for the fantasises she got lost in.

they’d tried dating their sophmore year but decied to remain friends instead that didn’t stop them from getting together every now and again ,they knew everyting about each other so it always worked between them plus where else can a girl find a guy as kinky as stiles.

‘‘comes on babes we’re going to be late,ive been waiting for you for ages’‘stiles said leaning over y/n.

‘‘do we really have to go’‘y/n winged,they were due at stiles sisters wedding rehersal and it was a 40 minute drive from campus so they needed to leave early to get to the hotel on time y/n wasn’t very happy to be attending considering stiles family never really liked y/n

‘‘yes and shortly so the quicker you get ready the quicker you can get there and have a drink okay babe’‘stiles said lifting her arm

‘‘okay.....okay i’m coming’‘ y/n groned grabbing her bag ad leaving the library.

At the rehersal y/n sat by herself stiles was over talking to his sister,y/n hated being left alone ecspecially at any event his family was at let alone hosting ,across the table y/n noticed some of julie (stiles sister) friends looking at her she knew the sniggers they made understood why they were laughing everyone y/n included knew stiles was out of her leauge and even though they weren’t together anymore their snide comments and laughs always hurt deciding it was better to just leave ,heading up to her room for the night,she’ll just apologize to stiles in the morning.

in her room y/n was debating a nice bath to wash away today when she heard the door knock assumig it was room keeping she decided to ignore it ,knocking again this time stiles calls though to let him in opening the door he knew that look hed seen it before and hated it

‘‘what hapened i turned around and you were gone ‘‘stiles asked worry etched on his features

‘‘nothing im just tired ,sorry fo leaving you’‘y/n sid walking back into her hotel room stiles following behind her and closing the door

‘‘no it’s something else ,what’s wrong please tell me babe ‘‘stiles could always tell when she was lyig ,knowing when he wasn’t going to stop sking till he knew what was up .

‘‘some girls ,your sisters friends i think were laughing thats all im just overeacting ,im being silly dont worry go back to the party ,i dont wanna ruin your night ‘‘ y/n always rambled whe she was upset

‘‘hey listen to me any night spent with you is not ruined ‘‘ stiles said walking closer running his hand up ad down her arm pulling her in by her shoulder to give her a hug

‘‘im not blind stiles ,they’re not wrong ad we bth know it’‘ y/n mumbled

‘‘no we don’t ,i certainly don’t know okay you’re stunning and everyone myself included can see that ad those girls know it they’re jus jealous ,do you even know what you do to me how hard it is not to hve you everytime i see you ?’‘stiles knew she wuldn’t belive words she needed actions moving closer their bodies pressed up against each other

‘‘do you see what you do to me ‘‘stiles whispered in her ear causing shivers to run dow y/ns spine she could feel his erection making a tent in his pants next thig she knows she was kissing him and the rest of the night was forgotten

SEVERAL HOURS LATER

both thoroughly worn out after the night they’d had y/n knew she’d feel this in the morning maybe for the next few mornings if she was lucky but right now all she wanted was to sleep for many many hours but just s she started to settle stiles woke her up by lifting her out of bed and carrying her through to the bathroom placing her gently on the toilet telling her to pee while he starts a bath for her y/n knows stiles is hot but he will always be made hotter by the fact he knew the importance of aftercare for both of them ,getting into the warm bath her muscels definetly appriciated this . after the bath y/n and stiles snugled up in bed and fell into a very deep sleep