#bubble bazooka

[uidbmgmt]

Wazzup Tumblr!

I’m gonna be purchasing a bubble bazooka for my Fluttershy cosplay and I need your help. My system is totally split on what color to get and I don’t know which one to pick, so help a bitch out? Below is the poll and color options.

[knizuu]

Bubble Gun at your service!

[stone-cold-groove]

Look... too big pieces! One for each of us! Ad for Bazooka bubble gum - 1942.

[astoriachef]

[rickmctumbleface]

Could scratch a diamond.

[spaceintruderdetector]

Each one has a way to betray the revolution. This is mine.

[shadowbrightshine]

Scott Cramer introduced me to the existence of this and now I'm wondering if my parents ever danced this with me as a baby. It's like a year years younger than I am. Or at least the youtube upload date is.

[dipps-sipps]

Bazooka bubble flavored soda. It has the same red, white, and blue branding as on the gum. The liquid is a really dull pink. Its in a 12 oz bottle. I'll preface with a "do not ever buy this" before reviewing.

I like bazooka bubblegum, but always hated how short the flavor lasted (and the sugar gum part). Thought this would finally sate that craving I've had for more concentrated bazooka bubblegum flavor but alas, this was painful.

I know its supposed to taste like tutti frutti, but holy hell this just tasted like flavor overload, to the point that I could not identify the flavor from taste alone. It was significantly stronger than the bubblegum and just tasted sweet. The only similarity to the gum, besides the bottle's branding, is the awful chalky aftertaste in bazooka bubblegum.

I've never poured a drink I paid for down the drain faster in my life.

Everyone who tried this one gagged. Nobody liked it. It sits alone at the table. I recommend this to people you hate.

F-

[knowerofuselessfacts]

Dreams are wild.

I took a nap today because chronic fatigue and had a dream about being some random ass vigilante in Gotham.

I'm running off for some other mission when I spot the Joker in the middle of setting up some Nonsense™ so I, of course, stop him in his tracks.

I, a few minutes later, find out, this was not, in fact, the Joker but some guy in a comicon level costume. My reaction to this was: "Why the hELL would someone dress up as THE JOKER in GOTHAM?!"

Oh, and I didn't take him out with, like, normal weaponry. I had a bubble bazooka, with some sort of paralytic in it.

What a headline that would be "Randomass Vigilante Attacks Dude in Really Accurate Joker Costume with Bubble Bazooka"

[eugenesisland]

1:64 Bazooka Jeep

M2 Machines

Diecast

Willys Jeep

[posterfix]

Bazooka Bubble Gum - 1953- 2 Uncut Sheets Bazooka Joe Comics Linen Backe...

[sunshine-and-moonshine]

Cod Men With a Reader who has powers

Requested: No

Warnings: Angst, blood mention

Ghost - Mediumship

The first time Ghost saw you talking to a corner of a wall he just sighed, already making a mental note to report you for a psych eval as he went on his way. It wasn’t until you approached him later that day, quiet and hesitant, that he started to get very confused. And then you leaned in, whispered in his ear, “Tommy says to look in the right hand pocket of his leather jacket.” And he was shell shocked, frozen in place as you went on your merry way, like you hadn’t just shaken the foundation of his sanity.

And he did check that jacket, dug it out of a dusty box in the long neglected storage unit he rented under a fake name. What was in it? A picture of him holding Tommy’s newborn, eyes soft as the little one clenched one of his big fingers in both of his tiny hands. On the back, Tommy's chicken scratch handwriting in faded blue ink read “Happiest day of my life. We all love you, Uncle Simon.”

Soap - Invulnerability

The first time Soap ever learned of this he wasn’t even phased, just immediately asked you if he could launch a bazooka at you and see what happens. And you, being the mad bastard that you are, fucking let him, the sheer force of the explosion sending you flying back and crashing through several trees. He attributes it as one of the funniest moments in his life, and he was laughing even as Price made him do laps until he dropped.

While you’re in a relationship with him, it’s really not that much different. He maybe gets a tad more squeamish about recklessness with your power. Okay, maybe a tad is a bit of an understatement. In truth, he’s fucking terrified. He’s scared that you might get hurt, that maybe, even if it was just once, you were left vulnerable and you would be unable to recover. Or worse, that you’d die. The thought plagued him everytime you rush in, uncaring of your own safety until he basically starts bubble wrapping you before every mission.

Alejandro - Super Strength

Alejandro was never a huge fan of the superhuman program. It was nothing against the actual people in the program and more to do with the people who ran it. How they made the people under them miserable, treated them as less than human. It annoys him, makes him angry. Especially when he meets someone as nice as you, always eager to lend a hand around base. Whether it be lifting up a particularly heavy crate of food or tilting a whole automobile to the side when the carjack broke.

But there are moments when he’s reminded of how utterly different he is from you. When he gets to see your not to kind side, as you rip heads from bodies, sharp teeth bared and bloodied like some kind of beast among the corpses of its prey, a snarl on your face and a growl emitting low from within your chest. It….it probably should not have given him such a big hard on. It was even worse when Rudy saw and teased him about being a monster fucker.

König - Size Shifting

König is so utterly confused when he watches you disappear right before his eyes one day. A blink and you’re gone. At first he thinks that maybe you’re a teleporter but then he catches a glimpse of you scampering around on the kitchen floor, clearly looking for something in your tiny form. He thinks he scares you when he kneels down to ask you if you need help, finding it adorable when you jump but quietly accept his offer.

Ever since then you two slowly became inseparable. His favorite modes of yours are either teeny tiny or absolutely fucking gigantic. If you go tiny then he loves to have you inside his mask, cuddling up to his face. Or have you on his shoulder during lunch time, feeding your little crumbs of his food until you feel like you’re gonna pop. But he so loves it when you’re big too, picking him up like a baby and cradling him against your chest, or swinging him above your head while laughing. And oh the cuddles are so nice when you’re wrapped around him so fully. He can’t remember the last time he ever felt so safe.

[montypng]

child safety 101: no smoking indoors

[ID: a greyscale three panel comic: in the first, party poison sits slouched against a wall, smoking and reading a magazine. two text bubbles read “slam!”, then “Poison, we’re back!”. in the second panel, poison looks up at jet walking by, holding the girl in his arms, and asks “decent haul?”. jet replies “Good enough—Oh, Witch’s sake! Put that nic-stick out. We just child-proofed the diner, and you’ve got a whole fire risk going on!” with an annoyed expression, while the girl happily says “Hi, Pois!”. in the third panel, ghoul and kobra walk by, both covered in dirt and leaving behind a thick trail of smoke. kobra has his motorcycle helmet under his arm and his bloodied katana leaning against his shoulder. ghoul is holding a huge bazooka, with grenades strapped across their chest. grinning, they say “Yeah, Pois! You’re a goddamn safety hazard!” poison’s expression is now mildly pissed./end ID] 

[karamell-sweetz]

if none of you are going to draw rui with a bubble bazooka i’ll do it my daaaaaaaaaaamn self /lh

[pepperandpals]

The first picture is the first time I saw Bazooka about 10 years ago. She was listed on Craigslist in this weird bubble cage. I picked her up and brought her home to a new cage and new friends. Now, her journey has come to an end. Fly high, Bazooka. Thanks for joining us. 💖