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[bburger]

Mumbai's Burger Joints: Top Picks for 2024

As the calendar year changes, it gets more and more clear...digging into a large scrumptious cheesy burger is like...the perfect way to please all the growls in your stomach and thankfully pleasing yourself is getting yummier in Mumbai with so many cool joints serving some really hot options.

Let’s checkout the choices of the hottest spots for the best burgers in Mumbai this 2024!

 

1.    Shamiana-The Taj Mahal Palace

(Colaba, Mumbai)

In the most sophisticated and opulent ambiance of soft lighting and  jazz music, the burger you are served here is  a symphony of flavors and textures with a melt-in-your-mouth wagyu beef patty that is encased in a buttery brioche bun, with layers of rich truffle aioli and a luxurious slice of foie gras.

The umami explosion strikes a fine balance with the sweetness of caramelized onions and the slight tang from pickled radishes.

 

Your burger is accompanied with golden, crispy truffle fries, seasoned just right to enhance the savory elements of the meal. These crispy fries are delicately infused with truffle oil and sprinkled with Parmesan, making every bite a gorgeous gourmet delight.With pricing that’s worth every bite, they  top our charts in Mumbai 2024.

 Pricing :  4000₹ for 2

 

 

2.    BBurger  (Call/ Order online)

 

When you are busy and each minute of yours matters, but you respect your cravings just as much, just call or order online at BBurger’s, they deliver you the best premium burgers in Mumbai, hot, perfectly juicy, cheesy giant burgers that are exploding with flavors at the convenience of your doorstep.

 

Their yummilicious huge burgers make you realize that sometimes the best burger place in Mumbai home delivers the best burgers in Mumbai right to your doorstep, especially the BBurgers ‘Crunchy Spicy Chicken Burger’ is an absolute winner with Crunchy Chicken Tenders served with Smoked Garden veggies, Romaine Lettuce, Fresh Onions, Pickles and Cheddar Cheese and set out with Spicy Mayo in a Big Brioche Bun that holds this masterpiece together well absorbing the juicy goodness.

The ‘Crunchy Truffle Chicken Burger’ is served with truffle Mayo with the perfect bun to patty ratio, while their ‘Crunchy Mustard Chicken Burger’ is served with delicious honey mustard sauce.

..and yes, they also have an equally delicious vegan range of burgers, their ‘Cheese burst burger’ and ‘The Monster black burger’ (with a black bun) is super awesome with their signature spice blends loaded cheese and its double patty!

Top this with their truffle fries, that are hand-cut and fried to a crisp perfection then dusted with the special BBurger’s signature spice blend that adds a kick. Served with a side of sriracha mayo, these yummilicious fries complement the spicy, savory flavors of your gourmet burger wooing your taste buds and leaving you craving for more!

Pricing burgers: approx. 800₹ for two

 

 

3.    JIMIS BURGERS

Without a shade of doubt for unpretentious indulgences JIMIS BURGERS is the place guys. An out and out absolute burger place with their towering seven patty Jawbreaker burger totally standing up to your expectations, excellently charred on the outside double beef, double chicken patties that are just juicy inside with cheese simply oozing out of all those crunchy layers. And you get Vegan options too for this towering experience, plus they load you with fries that are dripping with melted cheese and jalapeños

Pricing burgers:  approx. 1200₹ for two

 

 

4.    The Ranch Premium Burgers and Hotdogs

(Bandra west, mumbai)

This house of gourmet burgers serves  authentic barbecue chicken burgers with mince patty, BBQ sauce and scamorza and their Korean fried chicken burgers with jalapeños, gochujang and Korean sauce are very popular. The vegan peri peri Paneer burgers are equally popular. 

The burgers are huge and deliciously filling. The service is quick and you get your value for money and of the time you have to wait in the queue.

Pricing burgers: approx. 1000₹ for two

 

 

 

5.    Good Flippin Burgers

(Bandra, Mumbai)

The juicy burgers served here have a very loyal clientele who swear by their ‘Cluckinator’, ‘ Cheese bomb’, ‘’The Kerfulle’ and ‘The Grilla’. With indoor and outdoor seating, yummy vegan options and thick shakes.

Good Flippin’ Burgers is a cool place to hang out with friends.Their fries are the epitome of crisp perfection and are twice-fried for that ideal golden crunch.

Pricing burgers: approx. 700₹ for two

 

6.    Frisbees

(Dadar, Bandra and Andheri)

Frisbees serves you all in ample measure, perfectly juicy and cheesy giant burgers that are easy on the wallet and high on taste, They have their ‘Caballo burger’ that is loaded with meat and ‘The Jamaican Gold burger’ with chicken tenders that are marinated in Jamaican sauces.

And to the vegan delight they have delicious “veg burger”  “veg Cheese bomb burger”,  and burgers for the Jain preference too! 

Pricing burgers:  approx. 800₹ for two 

 

 

7.    Smoke House Deli

(Merry weather road, colaba)

With burgers that are a blend of gourmet sophistication and comfort food, Smoke House Deli Offers  succulent, grass-fed beef patty, smoky from the grill, topped with creamy smoked cheddar that melts into the meat. 

Their burger is layered with peppery arugula, pickled cucumbers for a tangy bite and a perfect drizzle of their signature smoky sauce, all enclosed in a toasted, slightly crisp bun.

The truffle fries served here are a revelation, seasoned with rosemary and a hint of sea salt, their ‘Baconator’ is worth going for, you can even ask for a 100% Almond keto for some additional charges.

Pricing burgers: approx. 900₹ for two

 

 

8.    Hammer & Song

(Cuffe parade, Mumbai )

A cool joint with comfortable seating  and live music, Hammer & Song serves you yummy burgers made of brioche buns baked in-house and  you can order them with fries of your choice ‘

Mr.Bean Burger’ is the vegan variation with a mixed vegetable and bean patty with cheddar, sriracha mayo and gherkins and their special ‘ Their classic hammered  tenderloin cheese burger’  is served with streaky bacon and cheese and is a must-try.

Pricing burgers: approx.1200 for two

 

 

 

9.    O Pedro

(BKC, Mumbai)

The burger famous here is the beef burger. The patty is made from high-quality beef, cooked to perfection and juicy. Topped with a combination of house-made pickles, cheese and a special sauce adds a tangy and creamy balance to the richness of the beef inside the bun that is soft yet sturdy making it a standout dish. The ambiance, inspired by Goan-Portuguese colonial heritage, adds to the charm of indulging in this burger, making the entire experience warm and inviting.

Pricing burgers: approx. 2000₹ for two

 

10.  Saz Café

(Lower parel,  Mumbai)

The ‘Spiced cottage cheese burger’ that comes with pickled onions and nachos and  their ‘Juicy chicken burger’ which comes with the saz special sauce is an absolute must-try at Saz Café  that charms you with its spacious interiors that are an classic fusion of American times and American gourmet food, all their burgers are served with fries, salad and honey mustard dips. 

Pricing burgers: approx. 900₹ for two

 

FINAL THOUGHTS 

Mumbai's burger joints are smoothly blending gourmet sophistication with the comfort food out burger is, to satisfy even the most discerning palates. So, whether you’re seeking the luxurious elegant experience of fine dining your burger or want to wade through the Mumbai traffic and indulge towering creations,you know where to go.

.....and if you value your time greatly and seek the convenience of doorstep delivery to indulge in the best with your family and friends or its your late night food craving, BBurgers has you covered my friend, just call or order online to dig into hot,delicious,yummilicious,lip-smacking, mouth-watering and truly drooly the best giant burgers in Mumbai delivered hot,right to your doorstep!

[nevadaburger]

[everestcurryfastfood]

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[jumboking-burger]

veg burger online order - Jumboking Burger

Get Jumboking’s vegan burger online in your area right away. As you take your first bite, you'll probably squeal with delight the amount of added cheese and how soft and delicious the burger is. As the menu is in front of you; take advantage of our range of choices.

[impastouk]

ImPasto has a wide variety of Italian cookery like Pizza, Italian Pasta, Smashed Burgers, Peri Peri Chicken & Italian dessert chocolates collection like handmade cheesecakes, chocolate sponge pudding and many more that can be delivered to your doorstep if you reside in Manchester, UK.

[darkficsyouneveraskedfor]

just a girl 3

Warnings: this fic will include elements, some dark, such as possible cheating, low self-esteem, noncon/dubcon, and other untagged triggers. Please take this into account before proceeding. It is up to curate your online consumption safely.

Summary: you move in with your sister when your luck turns for the worst.

Characters: Walter Marshall, possible Andy Barber

Author’s Note: Please feel free to leave some feedback, reblog, and jump into my asks. I’m always happy to discuss with you and riff on idea. As always, you are cherished and adored! Stay safe, be kind, and treat yourself💜

Another day, another disappointment. 

You don't know what you’re doing wrong. You have experience, you just lack a few good references. As much as you tell yourself it isn't your fault your past job ended the way it did, you're doubting even that. 

You try to keep out of the way since your last run-in with your brother-in-law. It might be better to consider him your landlord. You go outside as much as you can when he’s home. Sometimes just to walk and forget, but that’s getting harder to do. 

That day, you need to talk to Andy. It’s intimidating like when you used to ask your father to do anything. With Rhiannon, it was one smile and she got her way, but who can ever say no to her? With you, it was always an interrogation. Why do you want to do that? Who with? As if you were lying or up to no good. 

Your trip to the bank helps you sort your nerves, at least a little bit. You have it all rehearsed in your head. And he can’t be unhappy when you’re doing exactly what he told you too. 

A sigh escapes you as you enter the suburban sprawl. Each flawless facade, each primped and preppy housewife, each giggling child reminds you of your displacement. You tuck your hands into your jean pockets, further discomfited by the blazing sun as your Queens of the Stone Age shirt absorbs the heat. 

You have your wired earbuds in, blasting the new album you’ve been anticipating for a year. You pre-ordered when you still had a full-time income. Another reminder of how low you’ve fallen. Money you would gladly take back as you’re not feeling the electric pop flow. 

As you turn a corner, you flinch and dodge out of the way as a black speck approaches from the other side of the street. You assume it’s some kid chasing an errant soccer ball. To your surprise, it’s someone much bigger than any rambunctious fifth grader. 

It’s him. That man with the curly hair. Like you, he’s in jeans. This heat is unforgiving to denim. He wears a dark shirt on top, a hint of chest hair poking out. You look around and turn to continue on your path. He must be running after someone else. 

He calls your name. You only recall his as he falls into step with you. Walter. Your catch your ear buds as they fall out. 

“Hey, you weren’t at the Crayton barbecue,” he comments, “I was lonely.” 

You look at him from the corner of your eye, hands firmly back in your pockets as you push your shoulders up. 

“I’m not much into those things either but my girl is friends with their girl,” he explains, “was thinking you might be into something more lowkey.” 

“Um,” you squint, mourning your lack of sunglasses, “I don’t think so. I’m working on moving out soon...” 

“Yeah, sure, but not tonight,” he insists. “Chicken burgers only, promise.” 

You glance over at him. He’s taunting you. 

“I didn’t... I wasn’t... my sister told me to--” 

“Oh, so should I ask her if you should come over for a beer?” He challenges. 

“What?” You frown, “beer, I don’t drink.” 

“Got it, I have near beers you can have. Or I’ll have a beer and you can have ginger ale,” he suggests as he puts a hand up, “whatever you like.” 

You mull his invitation. You gnaw on your lip as you near the corner by your sister’s house. He doesn’t let up, in lockstep with you until you reach the gate. You stop with your hand on the white picket. He stands beside you. 

“Sorry but... why?” 

He scoffs, “I like your style. We have similar music taste. I don’t know. Like I said, I’m bored. Not a lot of people around here are into grunge. Even dudes my age prefer Seger to Cobain.” 

You were never a Nirvana cultist. You appreciate them but you prefer Grohl in his second era. You tap your fingertips on the wooden slat and face him. 

“I don’t know,” you utter and peek back at the house. It might be good to get out but this man is a stranger. Still, look at this place. This is the very picture of affluence. Not like he’s asking you back to some dingy alleyway. “I’d hate to trouble you.” 

“Hah,” he puts his hands on his hips, “I’m the one asking. You think I would if it was trouble? Besides, I see through the monochrome, you’re anything but trouble.” 

You can’t help the slant in your lips. Yep. That’s you. Boring. Dull. Like wallpaper. 

“Marshall,” a rocky growl greets from the front porch. You glance over as Andy emerges, in a yellow short-sleeved button up and khakis.  

“Barber,” Walter answers in a flat tone. 

“Need something?” Andy strides down the paved walkway, between the tulips and daisies your sister fawns over. 

“Not from you,” Walter retorts with a smirk, “talking to her.” 

“And why’s that?” 

You sense the tension. You glance between the men as they stare each other down. You shrink between them, trapped at the gate. 

“Her business, not yours,” Walter scoffs, “no client privilege here, bud, now we’re having a chat.” 

“Outside my house?” Andy sneers 

The other man shakes his head and ignores him, turning his back to the fence, “anyway, six-thirty? I’ll come by to get you for that beer.” 

You can’t find your voice to disagree as you’re choked by thick air, the heat turning stolid in their obvious spite for each other. Walter glances over his shoulder nods at Andy before he turns to stride off. You cough and watch him go. 

The gate jolts out of your grasp as Andy pulls it open from the other side. You let go and falter before you step through. You shy away as he stands, a hand on one hip, the other on the gate door. He swings it shut with a snap. 

“You’re hanging out with Marshall?” He asks. 

“He... asked,” you face him, bouncing indecisively on the walk, “er, Andy, actually, I wanted to talk--” 

“You should tell him to fuck off,” Andy interrupts. 

“Oh?” 

“Trust me. I work with the jackass.” 

“You do?” You wonder. 

“Sometimes. At the precinct,” he sniffs and turns to you, “stubborn asshole.” 

“Right, well, I didn’t... I don’t...” 

“Guess I shouldn’t complain if it gets you out of my hair,” he snorts. 

“Andy, er,” you grab your satchel and unzip the top, “I got my unemployment so... here.” You hold out the envelope of bills. It’s all you have left after paying for your most basic expenses, “for groceries and whatever.” 

“And whatever?” He takes the envelope with a skeptical look, “sure.” 

You stand in silence. You thought he’d have a different reaction. Maybe not elated but maybe a thanks? You don’t know. He hates you, just like everyone else. 

“I’m sorry,” you say, “I... I don’t want to be in the way.” 

“You should’ve told her no. Rhiannon... she’s too nice for her own good. Even to her family and you all just walk all over her.” 

You furrow your brow, “I don’t... I wouldn’t--” 

“Save it,” he rolls his eyes and slips the envelope into his pocket, “that’ll do for one month, but you’ve been here two.” 

“Uh, yeah,” you quaver, breathless. Not good enough. Never good enough. 

“You know, acting pathetic, it’s not endearing. Maybe to Rhi, but not me.” 

“I’m sorry--” 

“Sorry, sorry, sorry,” he taunts, “alright, noted. Have fun with Marshall.” He snickers, “bit of advice, don’t put out after one beer, try to make him work for it. Hell, maybe if he does, you could learn a lesson or two about work.” 

Your eyes sting and you swallow tightly. You turn to step past him and he blocks you with his arm. You back up and look him in the face. Unlike Rhiannon, you can do that. She always looks ridiculous next to him. 

“Or maybe, if you can get some money out of it...” he looks you up and down and you hug yourself defensively. “Ah, nah,” his eyes drift past you, towards the street, “I know that bastard. He’s just tryna get to me.” He laughs darkly and shakes his head, “too bad I don’t give a shit.” He turns his glare back on you, “do me a favour, stay a bit later. I’d like some privacy with my wife.” 

You drop your eyes meekly and nod, “yeah, I’ll try. Sorry, again.” 

He inhales and lets it out heavy. He slowly moves out of your way, “it’s weird,” he says as you move past him, “sometimes, you actually do look like her sister,” he comments as your pace picks up, “like her but not pretty.” 

You continue inside without a response. You don’t know why he has to take it there. Why he can’t just take his win and be happy? Or at least content.

You remember before the wedding, when he found you, told you to stay in the back for photos. You apologised then too, even if he was being mean. It doesn’t matter, you’re always wrong. 

[bugsbenefit]

closest to canon Hawkins we can get

this is the map used in s2 and shows up in the canon show as well as in World's Turned Upside Down (also used as the base for most official artwork of Hawkins). as of now it's the most accurate map we have

there have been a few other maps on the show but those deviate a lot from what's seen in canon (like Bob's map showing a river near the town center that isn't really there). the only inconsistency with This map is that the County Coroner is a bit further south than in canon and that some locations that are referred to as "streets" in the show are marked as "roads" or "avenues" here. those are all minor changes though so as far as canon goes. this is the best map we've got

blue - bodies of water, white - buildings, green - residences, gray - streets, yellowish - speculative/not listed on the map but implied through the actual show

also, to explain further, i didn't make these locations up. all buildings in white and streets are already marked on the map, most of them are extremely hard to read and i just put more legible text on top. the Wheelers, Sinclairs, and Mayfields houses aren't listed but are easy to locate since their street names are on the map. only the yellow squares aren't explicitly confirmed on the map and are technically speculative since i added them based on canon information

(explanation of the reasoning for those placements under the cut for anyone that's interested. bc, personally, i hate seeing maps online that make plainly wrong claims without even trying to explain how they got there)

just starting off, almost every version of this map places the Wheeler and Sinclair home further north than me which is canonically false. those maps use a wrong scale. Lucas and Mike are almost next door neighbors (there is only One house number between theirs, but that house could also be located across the road from them, making them actual next door neighbors). also, Maple Street starts further south than a lot of people using this map seem to acknowledge. the actual order of the two houses is up for debate and could easily be switched though

Melvad's is technically also speculative since it isn't listed on the map (only the cinema and police station are). but looking at the town square in the show and the irl location of the stores you can pinpoint it's position

"Weathertop", the highest area in Hawkins, which is where Cerebro is located in s3. since the town is shown to be behind Starcourt when positioned on Wheatertop, the hill has to be located behind the mall

Hopper's trailer is shown to be next to a lake and only features in s1, the shape of the lake matches Lake Tippecanoe the closest but i'm not dead set on this

Benny's Burgers is canonically on Randolph Lane, the map doesn't feature this road but has a Randolph Way instead. it might be an entirely different road, or Randolph lane could be an unmarked offshoot of the marked Randolph Way. however, since Randolph Way leads out of Hawkins into a forested area near HNL and the forest the party looked for Will in, the general location of the road is probably a good guess for it's location

Mrs Driscoll's home is somewhere on Cornwallis Street. we don't know where on the street, but it's there somewhere. (the same also goes for the motel Billy and Karen wanted to meet up at, but since we never even saw the location i didn't mark it on the map)

the Brimborn Steelworks are on Cherry Oak Drive, accessible when driving down Cornwallis. the street Cherry Oak Drive also doesn't exist on the map. however, a street called Cherry Avenue conveniently directly connects to Cornwallis so i'm inclined to believe that's where the Steelwork is located (Cherry Oak Drive could also be an offshoot of Cherry Avenue or it could just be an inconsistency sploof)

the Byers home is marked twice on the map since it could be located on either road leading away from Mirkwood (Kerley or Cornwallis)

Skull rock and Reefer Rick's Cabin are both located at Lovers Lake but since we don't know their exact locations they're technically speculative

Garrot Street is only implied by canon and it's probably the loosest connection on here. Skull Rock is noted to be near "Cornwallis and Garrot". there is only two major/big roads noted near lovers lake, one of them is Cornwallis, the other one would then most likely be Garrot (also made likelier by the fact that the actual name of the road is completely illegible on the map and could be anything)

also note. the Eno River is also on this map, but i had to crop it a bit to fit a reasonable scale. it would be in the far northwest of the map (the south-most tip of it is still visible)

locations that become relevant later on and aren't marked on the map, that also aren't locatable through additional canon information would be things like Max's old home, the Roane Hill Cemetery, the Creel House on Morehead, and Pennhurst (even though we don't know if Pennhurst is actually in the Hawkins map are). also things like the community pool in s3 or town hall in s4 don't show up either

[kirinda-ondo]

I miss cheese, man

Most vegan cheeses are NOT doing it 😭

Unless it's chao creamery original, which melts fairly nice and is actually pretty decent on burgers and makes for a good grilled "cheese" if you don't care about cheese pulls, but it is not a substitute for everything, I have tried 😔

There are other flavors and types under this brand but I don't know if they're any good because they aren't anywhere near me and I do not have the money to order them online.

I do know in my heart though that I am officially over vegan mozzarella, regardless of brand, because it's just not good and doesn't even taste like mozzarella, more like two kids in a trench coat pretending to be mozzarella. It's like too rich and sour, and if I attempt dairy-free pizza again in the future, it will probably be without cheese substitutes entirely, even though I still think that's a sad state of affairs. And my frustration about it is not helped by the fact that YouTube keeps bombarding me with pizza commercials 😭

I also just really fucking miss queso, there aren't any good like nice goopy fake cheeses that aren't like similarly too rich and sour. It's a sad state of affairs overall in the world of adult onset dairy allergies. If not for chao creamery original, I would have become the joker long ago I think

[park-jimin-isnt-real]

𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽'𝓼 𝓶𝔂 𝓶𝓪𝓷

♡ pairing: jimin x reader (established relationship) ♡ rating: PG ♡ genre: fluff ♡ au: diner ♡ tw: very light swearing, some suggestive themes towards the end ♡ wc: ~1.1k ♡ track: Willow ~ Taylor Swift: “Wait for the signal and I’ll meet you after dark. Show me the places where the others gave you scars. Now this is an open-shut case, I guess I should’ve known from the look on your face, every bait-and-switch was a work of art.”

♡ summary: You texted your boyfriend in the middle of your workday, telling him it was going to be an emergency date kind of night. Jimin easily agreed.

♡ an: i created this one for myself with one of those online randomizers, and i love it. it may or may not be based on my actual life and dates with my actual husband (who, alas, is not park jimin). happy (late) valentines day everyone!! 14 Valen-tans Days masterlist ♡♡ main masterlist

"I'll meet you there, order my usual for me?" Jimin asked you over the phone. Technically, you were both supposed to be off of work at the same time, but while you had left on time tonight, he needed to stay after for a few more minutes.

"No problem, babe," you answered. "Love you!"

"Love you too! See you soon!" The call ended and you tossed your phone onto the passenger seat of your car.

You had texted him earlier telling him that work today was already going down the drain and you were going to need an emergency date tonight. Jimin responded quickly enough, agreeing with you and making fast plans to meet up at your usual date spot.

The diner was small, but their burgers were delicious. You had found it one night while walking around downtown and decided to take a chance on it. You dragged your loving boyfriend there the next night and you both agreed to make the diner your new take me out now place.

The food was good, the price was decent, and it didn't require much planning to go out there. Other dates you and Jimin had were more planned affairs, with reservations and fancier clothes that were usually on the floor by the end of the night.

Burgers were fast and easy and comforting.

You ended up parking a block away due to the limited parking space near the diner. You didn't really want to walk, your feet hurt from all the running you had already done around the office today. Sighing, you kept a firm hand on your shoulder bag and forced yourself to trudge through the pain.

One of the workers greeted you with a smile as you walked in. You and Jimin had been here enough that most of the employees were on a first-name basis with you two, and knew at least Jimin's order. When you originally found the place, you both explored the menu to see what you liked the most. Jimin quickly found his preferred meal, but you had a few you rotated between.

"Hard day at the office?" Minsu, the cashier working tonight, asked as you approached the counter.

"Is it that obvious?" you responded. She gave you a sympathetic smile.

"Is Jimin coming?"

"Yeah, he'll be here in a few minutes." Minsu nodded and keyed in his usual. "I'd like a mushroom swiss burger tonight, please, with bacon." You reached into your bag to pull out your card.

"Wow, you really had a bad day today." She swiped your card. "You only add bacon when you want to treat yourself. I'll have the guys throw in some extra fries for you, too."

"Minsu, you are a saint, thank you." She handed you your drinks and you went to place your bag down at your usual booth. A moment after, another worker, Eunjung came and dropped off a platter of french fries for you. You thanked him and began digging into the plate of carbs and starches.

You were tired, and hungry, and very much wanted Jimin to just arrive already. You had only gotten off the phone with him a little bit ago, and he was probably on his way to you right now, but you missed him.

Between both your work schedules and your school schedule, you didn't see much of each other even though you lived together. It had been a while since you'd actually spent time together, and part of you thought that might've been part of the reason why you requested this emergency date.

You needed him, and you knew he needed you.

(Part of you also wondered when he was going to pop the question, but that was a daydream for another day when you weren't so tired).

"Hey, beautiful," a familiar voice said, drawing you from your thoughts. You looked up into the sweet eye-smile of your loving boyfriend. His eyes left yours to glance down at the table. His smile quickly turned into a pout. "You ate all the fries."

"Nuh-uh! I left you some!"

"You left me five!"

"That's some!" Jimin rolled his eyes at your antics and sat down on the opposite side of the booth from you. The burgers arrived a moment later, each being placed in front of you.

"More fries, please, Eunjung," Jimin asked the waiter, who nodded and headed back to the kitchen. Your boyfriend sipped his drink, then smiled at you again. "Alright, tell me about this shitty day you had. I assume it started with Jiyeong?"

"Everything starts with fucking Jiyeong!" You burst into your story, food nearly forgotten, as you told Jimin about the office drama. He listened intently, as he always did, as he took bites of his burger and snacked on the second round of fries.

He was nearly finished with his food by the time you were finished, and you swapped roles as he took his turn telling you about his day and you finally ate. You listened just as closely as he had to you, along with being grateful to get some actual nutrients into your body.

You both fell into comfortable silence when Jimin finished with his tale, each of you finishing the last few bites. You felt significantly better than you had before you'd arrived, and you wondered how much of your frustration was fueled by hunger. "Dessert for our troubles?" Jimin asked you playfully.

"Depends," you answered, returning his look, "do we have to share it?"

"No, I am definitely getting my own after what you did to the fries."

"I left you some!"

"You left me five!"

"That's some!!" You both dissolved into fits of giggles, all of the earlier tension from the day having completely melted away. After a moment, you caught your breath and simply looked at him. "I love you."

Jimin smiled brightly, his eyes turning into the crescents you loved so much. "I love you too, beautiful. Come on." He stood up and offered a hand to help you, which you graciously took. "Let's pick up something on the way home, and then cuddle and watch a movie together, yeah? Finish this emergency date off with something comfortable?"

You walked hand in hand out of the diner, waving goodbye to Minsu and the others. "We could do that," you said. "Or, you could pound into me for three hours." Jimin laughed at that.

"Is that so?"

"You did promise me last week that you would."

Jimin met your eyes with a mischievous gleam in his, and a wicked smirk set upon his lips. "Well then, beautiful, I suggest we get home rather quickly."

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[fatfables]

New Gainer Story!

After killing his best friend's mother with a hot dog, Aaron Cosby starts to believe that he is an instrument of God. Seven years after that terrible event he and his best friend attend a "weight management" summer camp at which they are coerced into taking part in a catastrophic nativity play. Will his tragic past, and need to feed, have any bearing on the outcome of the play?

A Play for Aaron Cosby

"I am doomed to remember a fat boy with a wrecked asshole - not because of his asshole, or because he was the fattest person I ever knew, or even because he was the instrument of my mother’s death, but because he is the reason that I believe in Gaining; I am a Surplus because of Aaron Cosby."

The seventh summer since my mother’s death was the first summer that I spent at camp. It was early August ‘23 and the facility had just received an inspector from the state government. This was an unannounced visit brought about by the sudden and untimely death of a fellow camper, and the negative publicity that had entailed. As a seventeen year old I was unaware of this at the time, (years later I looked up her report online), but the inspector's conclusions were nowhere near as damning as everyone involved in the camp feared that they would be. It was this fear of public damnation, of being forced to be outed as gainers, forced to become something that we weren’t, that drove the decision, to publicly at least, give the camp an air of normalcy. It was deemed to be required, in order to improve public perception, that we engage in ‘normal’ summer camp activities. No one had any intention of doing anything sports related or active. That was the reasoning behind the play.

Aaron Cosby didn’t mean to kill my mother. It was an accident. I forgave him at the time and I forgive him now. He never believed it to be his fault either, but he rejected with disdain my interpretation of events as being somehow accidental. He was convinced to the bottom of his belly that it was an act of God. My mother’s death was preordained and he was the selected instrument. Aaron was a heavy child and an even heavier teen. The son of working class mining folk he was fed a hard-working labourers portion from the moment he moved onto solids. He loved his food and I loved him. That summer at camp I was a tubby teen of seventeen, but had nothing on Aaron, who I swear if you swung on a rope could demolish the Hoover Dam. He was a wrecking ball of gluttony. I was just your average young New England glutton from an upper middle class family. Whom, whilst they didn’t control portion sizes, purchased far too many of their groceries from a Whole Foods for me to have the same opportunity to swell my belly to the size of my remarkable working class best friend. His belly was all burgers, whereas mine was too many dips and breadsticks, though my Grandma did make a mean Boston Cream Pie. It fills my heart with sorrow to think that I will never again be able to give Aaron Cosby any cream pie.

The play was Counsellor Jake's idea and he would direct it. As campers we were hardly overjoyed at the prospect of amateur dramatics but knew that it was the least worst option if we really had to spend two hours a day doing something other than eating. The discussion of what play to put on didn’t take long as there was only one play that any of us, campers and counsellors alike, had even the slightest knowledge of. At least we had mostly all seen, if not previously been involved in, a production of the nativity. It was the height of summer and over ninety degrees out but no one seemed to be perturbed by this. Everyone just wanted to take the path of least resistance in order to get back to the dining hall as soon as possible.

My mother died when I was ten, at a little league game. Neither myself or Aaron really liked baseball and we were both pretty terrible at it, particularly Aaron. That’s why neither of us played. It was my brother’s team that we were watching. Too fat for childhood sports we sat on the bleachers gobbling down, hotdogs, popcorn, and cola, kindly purchased for us by my mother. Aaron was very fond of my mother, not only because she was in the habit of funding both of our seemingly endless appetites for snacks of the highly fattening kind, but also because she never judged our desires. Aaron, as boys do, often used to joke about how beautiful and curvy my mother was, and she was a beautiful young woman, however, this never really offended me as I always had the impression, even from that early age, that Aaron had desires for curves of another kind.

My mother was late arriving at the game and me and Aaron were sitting and snacking and joking when Aaron asked me if I believed that he could swallow a foot long wiener whole. I told him that I didn’t believe that it was possible. He agreed that it sounded improbable but that something from deep within his stomach was telling him that he had to try. He didn’t know why but he felt that it was his destiny to at least attempt it. Five foot long dogs were purchased, two for me to eat the normal, sensible way, and three for him to remove from the bun in an effort to achieve the seemingly impossible feat. He tossed the first long weiner into the air just as my mother appeared at the side of the field. She was looking up into the bleachers scanning for us. As the weiner descended down towards his greedy wide gob he closed his mouth slightly too soon, mistiming his bite. His front teeth cut the weiner in half. He half choked and began to chew the part of the sausage that was in his mouth. The top half landed in his lap. Much to his chagrin I quickly snapped it up and ate it. “Oi!” he said, “That was mine, you’ve got your own!” I told him that six inches of wiener was useless to him. He required the full foot long and nothing less. “I still wanted it, even if it wasn’t as satisfactory as I would have liked!” “I like eating,” he added pointlessly.

The flying wiener must have grabbed my mother’s attention and she cheerfully waved at us and turned to make her way up the steps. Aaron was ready for his second attempt but it went forebodingly wrong. I burped aggressively, after too large a swig of cola, causing him to startle and he accidentally let the dog slip from his grasp just as he was accelerating his tubby hand skywards. One end of the meat tube hit his chin before it started to tumble down towards the floor. I reached out with my podgy right arm and managed to catch it as it descended just below his knees. I once more took his sausage up to my lips and took a large bite. He snatched the rest of it from me and yelled; “No fair! You put me off!” before munching down the remainder of it himself, whilst looking at me with deeply disapproving eyes.

We were both too focused on the all important third and final attempt to notice that my mother had started to make her way in towards us from the end of our row. I watched my bloated out best friend intently as he gracefully swung his fat right arm upwards, it glided smoothly through the air like a beautifully fat angel. With a deft flick of the wrist he launched the weiner high up towards the heavens where it seemed to hang and rotate like a thick juicy catherine wheel. I felt my tummy rumble. I so wanted to eat that wiener as well. At precisely the same time as Aaron had released the wiener of death one of the players hit a homerun. The man sitting next to Aaron jumped up in excited celebration. We discovered later that it was his only slightly chunky son who had hit the fatal homer. Through the joy that he felt through his offspring's success he barged my mother over. She fell forwards towards us, twisting in the air. She landed front up across Aaron’s lap. She looked him directly in the eyes, and appeared to telepathically tell him that it was alright, before turning her face towards the sky and opening her mouth in order to breathe out in relief at the cushioned landing that Aaron’s swollen bellow and porky thighs had supplied her with. The cheap offal sock fell vertically down into her throat, passing her gag reflex, and causing her face to immediately turn blue. I sat there watching in awed amazement as my mother lay in my obese best friend’s lap choking to death on his footlong weiner.

Seven years later and the day of the play was upon us. Being naturally fat and lazy we had barely practiced for two minutes let alone two hours a day. Not that this bothered any of us, the whole thing was a public relations exercise that we just weren’t mature enough to comprehend the importance of. Aaron had at first wanted to play the baby Jesus, “It’s the easiest part,” he told me, explaining his reasoning. “All babies do is lie down and drink milk. I still do that anyway!” His protestations that he was perfect for the part fell on deaf ears. The part had already been selected for Camp Leader Shawn. Aaron had to settle for being the angel. It was his job to descend from heaven and proclaim the birth of our lord and saviour. He was rather taken with the idea of dressing up as a scantily clad angel but took umbrage with the fact that he now had to learn a single line; “Do not be afraid. This very day in David’s town your saviour was born - Christ the Lord!” It was a line he was destined to fuck up.

Counsellor Jake appeased Aaron by telling him how wonderful he would look in angel wings and that he’d personally selected him because he was the most beautiful and angelic looking boy at camp. He was also one of the heaviest, this fact either seemed to pass Jake by or just not concern him. It should have done. The other notable characters were of course Mary and Joseph, played by a femboy called Danni (it was an all boys camp so he/she/they was as good as that was going to get) and a bro-boy whose name I can no longer recall. All I do remember of him was that he consistently aired concerns that Danni was no virgin. At the time, my youthful liberal attitudes caused me to dislike him for this, as I couldn’t understand why such a thing would matter, or how he would know? Slutshaming was not ok and more than that I believed it to be irrelevant. The whole point of acting is to pretend to be someone that you’re not. Or so I thought. The only other campers in the cast were two gay lovers, Stefan and Oliver, who comprised the front and back half of the donkey, and myself, who was a fat little turtle dove. I think Jake created the part for me at Aaron’s bequest. The three wise men were played by three counsellors, the twins - Steve and Henry, and Jake himself, who clearly had too big an ego not to cast himself in his own production. We were all in costume and completely unready as the crowd of other campers and a few select parents of local attendees took their seats in order to form our audience.

Our summer nativity started badly and quickly descended downhill like a runaway garbage truck on fire. The she-male Mary was the first to enter the stage riding on top of the aforementioned donkey accompanied by her ever suffering husband Joseph. It was three o'clock in the afternoon on the hottest day of the year and the stage had been set up in it’s usual lakeside position, where there was no tree cover to provide even the slightest slither of shade and respite from the baking sun that was still raising the air temperature to over a hundred degrees. The mostly obese audience of a hundred and seventy sweating balls of young blubber mopped their brows and sucked on their already melted supersized slushies in a desperate bid to stay cool and prevent any weight loss due to the energy they were expending just by being there.

Stefan and Oliver, the front and rear ends of the donkey, felt like a Thanksgiving Turkey roasting in an oven. The donkey costume, rented from a local fancy dress store, had proven to be too small for the oversized gays. Especially for the rear end, Oliver, whose globular planet sized belly had torn open the sides of the donkey’s abdomen the first time that he attempted to bend over in it. As a solution a brown woollen blanket had been badly sewn onto the donkey’s under belly, that was really Oliver’s belly. It hung so low that it almost dragged along the floor as he plodded slowly onto the stage.

The delicately chubby not so virgin Mary had designed his own costume. He wore a short tight mini-skirt with nothing underneath that clung to his succulent thighs and which rode too high at the back exposing the lower half of his thick buttocks. If this wasn’t bad enough he had decided to ‘tuck it back’ meaning that he appeared to be sitting on a small squashed purple mushroom. His top half bore only a crop top exposing both his beautifully round pot belly and ‘erotic’ arrow tattoo on his lower back that’s only purpose was to point all potential visitors to his entrance. There was no need to dress Danni up to look pregnant, had her gender not been in question then there would have been no doubt that he was carrying. She had long straight black hair tied like Wednesday Adams and matching black eyeliner and nail polish on her bare toes and fingers. He wore a crown on her head, which in her own words was to, “Represent that Mary was the real Queen.” By comparison the 280 lb fifteen year old Joseph looked relatively normal in his tight 3XL boardshorts and Vans ‘Off the Wall’ t-shirt that allowed only an inch of underbelly to hang out. He smiled and made a metal sign at his friends on the front row.

Poor Oliver’s back pain was crippling him. His inflexible physique and unnatural deportment, plus the 220 lb virgin whore riding him, caused him to scream out in pain. He dropped to his knees causing ‘Mary’ to fall off onto the stage floor with a thud. Her mini-skirt lifted up and she ‘untucked’. As her dick flopped out for all to see, the young crowd began to laugh. When the arse end of the donkey ripped open due to Oliver’s low position and hence extended rear appendage they bayed with laughter. Oliver’s massively wide eighteen year old naked pearly white ass reflected the sunlight like a magnifying glass, temporarily blinding a portion of the audience who just happened to be sitting at the perfect angle in order to receive the full effect. 

“What the fuck!?” The virgin Mary cried as she tucked her cock back in between her cheeks.

“It’s fucking boiling in here!” The ass responded. “I feel like a pot roast!”

“Fuck him! Give us a donkey show!” An immature voice in the crowd called out. The voice received plenty of peer support.

“Uh oh, no babes. Y'all know that’s not my scene!” Mary shook her hips and wagged her finger like an expert drag queen as she delivered her second improvised line.

“Then have the donkey fuck you! You’d love a huge donkey dick!” The same voice called out.

“And that’s why I’ll never have you chicken!” Mary received rapturous applause for her sassy put down.

Joseph, clearly feeling upstaged, decided that it was his turn to speak. “Why the fuck you got no pants on Oliver?”

“I’m not Oliver. I’m Stefan! Oliver can’t speak right now, his mouth’s attached to my ass. And It’s like a hundred and eighty degrees in this fucking thing. We’re both naked. We had no choice!”

“Is there anyone is this fucking play that doesn’t like eating ass?” A different voice from the crowd asked to much hilarity.

Jake seemed to take that as a hint to move the plot forwards. He fed me an improvised line and pushed me up onto the stage. If I was to describe my own appearance I would describe it as a perfectly average 300 lb eighteen year old high school graduate with short black hair and a 42 inch waist. I think that I looked like any other normal New England kid apart from the fact that I had three ostrich feathers attached to each arm, one of those old school feather dusters sticking out of my ass (I was forced to wear only a jockstrap and actually grip the household cleaning item with my butt cheeks, I still deny to this day that it entered the forbidden zone). The only other part to my costume was a yellow plastic beak. My bare overhanging belly had been painted gray and as directed by Jake I did a little dance across the stage and gingerly waved my ass at the audience before turning around grabbing hold of my belly and lifting it up whilst proclaiming, “I’m a fat hungry turtle dove. Please don’t eat me. I think the baby is on the way.” The last phrase I delivered with a wink to my fellow actors. They didn’t take the hint.

“What?” Fat bro-dude Josep asked me.

“Yeah, what the fuck?” The virgin Mary said for the second time in the opening scene. 

“You’re not supposed to talk. You tryin’ to upstage me you fat little straight bitch!”

“JUST HAVE THE FUCKING BABY ALREADY!!” I bawled back at him.

This sign of verbal authority seemed to have a submissive effect on Danni who did as he was instructed. He climbed on top of the massive makeshift wooden manger full of hay and squatted so low that his dong hung out again. She started to breathe heavily and moan, faking the pain of childbirth. The groans got louder and faster and started to sound suspicious. This was when I noticed that there was more than one voice moaning. Some of the very audible moans were coming from the front end of the donkey. The donkey was still squatting on its hind legs with its monstrously fat ass hanging out, only now its front legs had begun to tremble. It also appeared to be growing some sort of stick shaped tumorous growth just below its rather oddly spherically shaped neck. Mary, busy pretending to give birth, did her best to ignore it, although the audience was finding it very hard to do so.

With one final push the baby Jesus appeared from his hiding place below the hay. He slowly sat upright and cursed about the heat and lack of alcoholic liquids that he had apparently requested while in utero. The foul mouthed messiah was born wrapped in two plain white king size quilt covers and weighed a strapping 570 lbs. 

The funniest thing that I can recall about this was that Mary was just as fat after giving birth to the elephantine baby Jesus as she was before she did. After giving birth Danni immediately sat down on the edge of the manger and started eating a Twix that he must have hidden who knows where. Clearly the virgin Mary had decided that her part in the production was complete.

Now it was Aaron’s turn. He had been nervously waiting behind the stage munching down as many hot dogs as he possibly could. Nerves always made him hungry and he had this theory that swelling his stomach was the best way to kill the butterflies that may otherwise reside there in. He later admitted to me that he had consumed near on 12,000 calories before taking to the air that day.

Jake clamped the hook on the homemade winch to the elastic band on the back of his 4XL tighty wighties and started the motor. As the 380 lb angel slowly began to ascend, he was immediately caught in the world's worst wedgie, even before the ends of his fat toes left the ground. He screamed in pain. He screamed so loud that he even managed to attract everyone’s attention away from the still heavily panting donkey. The back of his Y-fronts dug so deep up into his asshole that it started to bleed. The first thing the audience and the cast on stage saw was his long blonde hair, followed by the excruciating look on his thick fat face. He wore, what was to be fair, a beautiful pair of huge white angel wings, also rented from the fancy dress store. These appeared to grow out of the side of his massively bloated huge and low hanging hugely swollen belly. In truth he looked fantastic. But angels are not supposed to have an anus, let alone one that’s been torn open and bleeding profusely. The blood dripped down from his backside between his fat legs, falling down onto the gainer Jesus below.

“Whose had their fun with him?” the virgin Mary enquired with a camp smirk. “They can do that to me!”

The angel Aaron writhed in agony. I’m not so sure if he forgot his line; “Do not be afraid. This very day in David’s town your saviour was born - Christ the Lord!” or if he just didn’t have time to deliver it properly before descending back to Earth, but either way he only kind of managed the last bit.

“JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!! He yelled just as the elastic in his underwear snapped and he plummeted naked, ass first onto the manger.

Jesus Fucking Christ, himself, yelled out in pain as the angelic young glutton crash landed on his saviour’s own massive belly. The messiah was badly winded but the human crash mattress had clearly saved the angel’s life. Aaron would never forget that fact. He believed and I also now believe that Shawn Stringer was brought to us to save Aaron. To save everyone like us.

The play came to a premature climax two seconds later when the front end of the donkey seemingly farted and orgasmed at the same time. The back half of the donkey tore itself away from the front, literally ripping its skin and fur wide open. The stark naked Oliver Twitch rolled out and onto the floor, crying and sweating profusely. The second miracle birth of the day had a raging hard-on which the gloriously fat infant tried but failed to reach due to his complete lack of energy and 100 inch circumference belly that lay in the way and rumbled loudly. No one in the cast had eaten for at least the last ten minutes. The three wise men never made it onto the stage but they weren’t at all bothered in the slightest as they had a hundred things they would rather eat than take part in some shitty play.

The audience rose to their feet in appreciation. They clapped and whooped wildly and the standing ovation went on for at least five minutes before everyone retired to the dining hall where Oliver Twitch told me, in the toilets, that it was the sweetest fart that he had ever tasted.

Despite having his life saved that day my life-long best friend Aaron, the fattest guy that I would ever know, still died prematurely. Neither of us ever met Shawn in person again after leaving camp that year. As you know he would go on to bigger and greater things, but Aaron knew that he was always destined to save him, in the way that he could never have saved my mother. He had been too young, too small, to cushion her fall. If only he had been older, fatter. That’s why he dedicated his life to gaining. It was his passion and his destiny. It’s also mine. Aaron Cosby died of a coronary arrest on the 15th of September 2047 aged 42. Even the messiah couldn’t save him from that misfortune.

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[bburger]

Mumbai's Burger Joints: Top Picks for 2024

As the calendar year changes, it gets more and more clear...digging into a large scrumptious cheesy burger is like...the perfect way to please all the growls in your stomach and thankfully pleasing yourself is getting yummier in Mumbai with so many cool joints serving some really hot options.

Let’s checkout the choices of the hottest spots for the best burgers in Mumbai this 2024.

1.    Shamiana-The Taj Mahal Palace

(Colaba, Mumbai)

In the most sophisticated and opulent ambiance of soft lighting and  jazz music, the burger you are served here is  a symphony of flavors and textures with a melt-in-your-mouth wagyu beef patty that is encased in a buttery brioche bun, with layers of rich truffle aioli and a luxurious slice of foie gras.

The umami explosion strikes a fine balance with the sweetness of caramelized onions and the slight tang from pickled radishes.

 

Your burger is accompanied with golden, crispy truffle fries, seasoned just right to enhance the savory elements of the meal. These crispy fries are delicately infused with truffle oil and sprinkled with Parmesan, making every bite a gorgeous gourmet delight.With pricing that’s worth every bite, they  top our charts in Mumbai 2024.

 Pricing :  4000₹ for 2

 

2.    BBurger  (Call/ Order online)

 

When you are busy and each minute of yours matters, but you respect your cravings just as much, just call or order online at BBurger’s, they deliver you the best premium burgers in Mumbai, hot, perfectly juicy, cheesy giant burgers that are exploding with flavors at the convenience of your doorstep.

 

Their yummilicious huge burgers make you realize that sometimes the best burger place in Mumbai home delivers the best burgers in Mumbai right to your doorstep, especially the BBurgers ‘Crunchy Spicy Chicken Burger’ is an absolute winner with Crunchy Chicken Tenders served with Smoked Garden veggies, Romaine Lettuce, Fresh Onions, Pickles and Cheddar Cheese and set out with Spicy Mayo in a Big Brioche Bun that holds this masterpiece together well absorbing the juicy goodness.

The ‘Crunchy Truffle Chicken Burger’ is served with truffle Mayo with the perfect bun to patty ratio, while their ‘Crunchy Mustard Chicken Burger’ is served with delicious honey mustard sauce.

..and yes, they also have an equally delicious vegan range of burgers, their ‘Cheese burst burger’ and ‘The Monster black burger’ (with a black bun) is super awesome with their signature spice blends loaded cheese and its double patty!

Top this with their truffle fries, that are hand-cut and fried to a crisp perfection then dusted with the special BBurger’s signature spice blend that adds a kick. Served with a side of sriracha mayo, these yummilicious fries complement the spicy, savory flavors of your gourmet burger wooing your taste buds and leaving you craving for more!

Pricing burgers: approx. 800₹ for two

 

 

3.    JIMIS BURGERS

Without a shade of doubt for unpretentious indulgences JIMIS BURGERS is the place guys. An out and out absolute burger place with their towering seven patty Jawbreaker burger totally standing up to your expectations, excellently charred on the outside double beef, double chicken patties that are just juicy inside with cheese simply oozing out of all those crunchy layers. And you get Vegan options too for this towering experience, plus they load you with fries that are dripping with melted cheese and jalapeños

Pricing burgers:  approx. 1200₹ for two

 

 

4.    The Ranch Premium Burgers and Hotdogs

(Bandra west, mumbai)

This house of gourmet burgers serves  authentic barbecue chicken burgers with mince patty, BBQ sauce and scamorza and their Korean fried chicken burgers with jalapeños, gochujang and Korean sauce are very popular. The vegan peri peri Paneer burgers are equally popular. 

The burgers are huge and deliciously filling. The service is quick and you get your value for money and of the time you have to wait in the queue.

Pricing burgers: approx. 1000₹ for two

 

 

 

5.    Good Flippin Burgers

(Bandra, Mumbai)

The juicy burgers served here have a very loyal clientele who swear by their ‘Cluckinator’, ‘ Cheese bomb’, ‘’The Kerfulle’ and ‘The Grilla’. With indoor and outdoor seating, yummy vegan options and thick shakes.

Good Flippin’ Burgers is a cool place to hang out with friends.Their fries are the epitome of crisp perfection and are twice-fried for that ideal golden crunch.

Pricing burgers: approx. 700₹ for two

 

6.    Frisbees

(Dadar, Bandra and Andheri)

Frisbees serves you all in ample measure, perfectly juicy and cheesy giant burgers that are easy on the wallet and high on taste, They have their ‘Caballo burger’ that is loaded with meat and ‘The Jamaican Gold burger’ with chicken tenders that are marinated in Jamaican sauces.

And to the vegan delight they have delicious “veg burger”  “veg Cheese bomb burger”,  and burgers for the Jain preference too! 

Pricing burgers:  approx. 800₹ for two 

 

 

7.    Smoke House Deli

(Merry weather road, colaba)

With burgers that are a blend of gourmet sophistication and comfort food, Smoke House Deli Offers  succulent, grass-fed beef patty, smoky from the grill, topped with creamy smoked cheddar that melts into the meat. 

Their burger is layered with peppery arugula, pickled cucumbers for a tangy bite and a perfect drizzle of their signature smoky sauce, all enclosed in a toasted, slightly crisp bun.

The truffle fries served here are a revelation, seasoned with rosemary and a hint of sea salt, their ‘Baconator’ is worth going for, you can even ask for a 100% Almond keto for some additional charges.

Pricing burgers: approx. 900₹ for two

 

 

8.    Hammer & Song

(Cuffe parade, Mumbai )

A cool joint with comfortable seating  and live music, Hammer & Song serves you yummy burgers made of brioche buns baked in-house and  you can order them with fries of your choice ‘

Mr.Bean Burger’ is the vegan variation with a mixed vegetable and bean patty with cheddar, sriracha mayo and gherkins and their special ‘ Their classic hammered  tenderloin cheese burger’  is served with streaky bacon and cheese and is a must-try.

Pricing burgers: approx.1200 for two

 

 

 

9.    O Pedro

(BKC, Mumbai)

The burger famous here is the beef burger. The patty is made from high-quality beef, cooked to perfection and juicy. Topped with a combination of house-made pickles, cheese and a special sauce adds a tangy and creamy balance to the richness of the beef inside the bun that is soft yet sturdy making it a standout dish. The ambiance, inspired by Goan-Portuguese colonial heritage, adds to the charm of indulging in this burger, making the entire experience warm and inviting.

Pricing burgers: approx. 2000₹ for two

 

10.  Saz Café

(Lower parel,  Mumbai)

The ‘Spiced cottage cheese burger’ that comes with pickled onions and nachos and  their ‘Juicy chicken burger’ which comes with the saz special sauce is an absolute must-try at Saz Café  that charms you with its spacious interiors that are an classic fusion of American times and American gourmet food, all their burgers are served with fries, salad and honey mustard dips. 

Pricing burgers: approx. 900₹ for two

FINAL THOUGHTS 

Mumbai's burger joints are smoothly blending gourmet sophistication with the comfort food out burger is, to satisfy even the most discerning palates. So, whether you’re seeking the luxurious elegant experience of fine dining your burger or want to wade through the Mumbai traffic and indulge towering creations,you know where to go.

.....and if you value your time greatly and seek the convenience of doorstep delivery to indulge in the best with your family and friends or its your late night food craving, BBurgers has you covered my friend, just call or order online to dig into hot,delicious,yummilicious,lip-smacking, mouth-watering and truly drooly the best giant burgers in Mumbai delivered hot,right to your doorstep!

[f1]

Max Verstappen starts the delayed Belgian GP sprint race from pole position despite sensational lap from McLaren's Oscar Piastri pushing him close after Lance Stroll hit the barriers

Max Verstappen starts the delayed Belgian GP sprint race from pole position despite sensational lap from McLaren's Oscar Piastri pushing him close, after Lance Stroll hit the barriers By Jonathan McEvoy For Mailonine Updated: 08:07 EDT, 29 July 2023 Max Verstappen will start the delayed sprint race in Belgium today from pole position. The world champion pipped McLaren’s Oscar Piastri by one hundredth of a second in the sprint qualifying, which was itself put back 35 minutes because of the rain that has stalked the entire weekend at the most capricious of venues. Carlos Sainz was third quickest, with the other Ferrari, of Charles Leclerc, fourth. Lando Norris was fifth best for McLaren. The Mercedes pair of Lewis Hamilton and George Russell were virtually nowhere in the final analysis, other than in each other’s way in Q3 on what was by then a near dry track despite damp morning. Hamilton even had to pass Russell to qualify seventh to his junior partner’s 10th, six seconds off the pace and out of sorts. Max Verstappen starts the Belgian Grand Prix Sprint Race on Saturday from pole position   The world champion pipped Oscar Piastri by one hundredth of a second in the qualifying  ‘George went wide at Turn One,’ said Hamilton, who had carried pace for much of the afternoon. ‘I had to back out. It doesn’t help when you are held up at the beginning.’ It was a brilliant performance by Piastri, the 22-year-old Australian rookie. He was told he was 11 milliseconds off what would have been his first pole, albeit in the ‘sprint shootout’ as this qualifying session is termed. ‘Thanks everyone,’ he said. ‘There wasn’t much left in that lap. Probably 11 milliseconds.’ Lance Stroll did not have a great time, crashing into the Rolex hoardings after changing tyres Lance Stroll crashed out during Q2 into the Rolex hoardings. With the delay to qualifying, the sprint itself over 15 laps will be staged at a ludicrously late 5.05pm local time (4.05pm BST) – surely the latest ever start to a European race. Under an arcane rule, there must be a four-and-a-half-hour gap between the start of qualifying and the race. Why? Call me a cynic, but the longer you elongate the days, the more merchandise, and beers and burgers, you can flog. Then F1 can charge more in hosting fees. And a few much-courted souls on the west coast of America can catch it, too. Anyway, eight points go to this afternoon’s winner, down to one point for eighth. The outcome will have no effect on the grid order for tomorrow’s Belgian Grand Prix, which Verstappen will also start from pole. Share or comment on this article: Max Verstappen starts the delayed Belgian GP sprint race from pole position despite sensational lap from McLaren's Oscar Piastri pushing him close, after Lance Stroll hit the barriers via Formula One | Mail Online https://www.dailymail.co.uk?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=1490

[pywackett-barchetta]

Commit to the Bit

A winter evening.

A dear friend of mine has wrangled me into an online roleplay community. In this weekly, sessions are held live in a chat client, with each of us playing our characters through our clients. My character in this particular series is Taro, and this game, as many do, has a rule on sleep; you must have your character rest for five in-game hours (it's typically about 5 minutes per hour in real time).

However, the GMs did not insist that the sleep has to be in one's own bed, and as Taro entered the high-level suite of a corporate executive, I decided to play with this.

Taro Bladehardt (Pywackett) — 01/15/2023 5:42 PM …can I sleep in the Penthouse Bedroom Excalibur — 01/15/2023 5:42 PM Nobody's told you no…

See, the aforementioned friend was, notably, at my house. They were in another roleplay earlier in the week and asked to borrow my computer for that; in turn, I was okay with playing a session while they were over. I did also offer to get them dinner; there's a place near here that has absolutely excellent burgers.

So, this is a good chance to go get those.

Or so I thought. There are a few problems here with this plan. I've already placed the order and already had my character go to bed, so we are committed to this.

But now, it is snowing. Alright. This can't be the quick run I hoped. But I promised I would go do this, so I will. I ask my friend to watch the keyboard for me; one of the GMs decided to sneak my character in this time, as well.

Sneaking is a feature of this client that masks your presence in the area; if somebody types a command that shows them who's around, it won't show anybody that's sneaking. The logic was my character was snug under the covers.

But I know them. They know me. There's better logic at play. There's comedy. Because I did not lock the suite. So when the rest of the players come in looking around for plot, they will instead have fun fun Taro jumpscare.

I head out.

It is brutally, horribly cold. The freezing air batters my lungs. I head to the restaurant; they misheard my card information over the phone, so we just have to wait to reprocess it.

18:10:24$H: Levi Koi has entered from the Penthouse Reception. 18:10:27$H: Diana Eostre has entered from the Penthouse Reception. 18:10:29$H: Ryoko Otonashi has entered from the Penthouse Reception. 18:10:29$H: Takeru Matsuda [w/Katana] has entered from the Penthouse Reception.

My phone immediately dings.

CountNeko — 01/15/2023 6:11 PM Bunch of people just came in here I am obligated to inform

Shit.

CountNeko — 01/15/2023 6:12 PM Would you like to relay an action or you getting back soon

No, I've got this. I'll be right back.

I wait.

[18:10:43]Levi Koi: [They're in a person's bedroom.] [18:10:48]Takeru Matsuda [w/Katana]: [Enters.] At least this room is somewhat more modest… [18:11:06]Ryoko Otonashi: Oh. [Upon entering the room she goes to…] [18:11:09]Diana Eostre: A woman's room too, huh? Hooooo… [18:11:12]Ryoko Otonashi: [The dresses] [18:11:29]Takeru Matsuda [w/Katana]: Tch- It's a simulation! Let's not think of it like that! [18:11:32]Diana Eostre: …Nothing that would fit me.

I wait.

I wai- the burgers arrive. I thank them briskly, tip, and run.

And this is where I realize I've maybe not had the best thought process in the world,

[18:13:43]Takeru Matsuda [w/Katana]: Ah, I see this is one of those… What were they called? Decktops? [18:13:57]Levi Koi: Desktops. [He corrects bluntly.] [18:14:06]Levi Koi: Now let's see here… [18:14:20]Levi Koi: …Familiar formatting. [18:14:24]Ryoko Otonashi: [She takes an opulent red dress from the rack, then walks over to the boys and their computer]

as I run full speed, through a snowstorm that is picking up, my lungs burning, my legs screaming, my hands roasting with the hot foods secured only by styrofoam between them,

[18:14:47]Takeru Matsuda [w/Katana]: Right, right. So you know how to use it? I for one have never touched one before. [18:14:59]Levi Koi: …One of the names from the meeting room is here. [18:15:06]Ryoko Otonashi: Anything interesting? [She peeks over to look]

and my best friend watches me throw the door open, stumble in with a gasp, throw my shoes off, shout "BURGERS," throw those onto the kitchen table, and race into my room with my face a frozen beet-red, just to slam my hands down on the keyboard,

[18:18:28]Bed: [The bed stirs and rattles.] 18:18:28 $H: You are no longer sneaking. [18:18:35]Takeru Matsuda [w/Katana]: . . . [Takeru's eyes narrow once he finishes reading-] [18:18:39]Diana Eostre: Huh… [She continues looking at the computer.] [18:18:42]Ryoko Otonashi: …Huh? [18:18:43]Taro w/ Guitar Bag: Huh? Oh. Mornin'. [18:18:49]Ryoko Otonashi: Wha- [18:18:52]Taro w/ Guitar Bag: Huh. Busy in here. [18:18:53]Diana Eostre: … [18:19:05]Takeru Matsuda [w/Katana]: T-Taro! [His head does a complete whiplash towards him.] [18:19:08]Ryoko Otonashi: Has he been here the whole time? [18:19:12]Levi Koi: The fuck-?! [He spins around in the chair to see Taro.]

No moral of the story on this one, unless you count "hey, don't do this" as a moral. Burger was pretty good

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What are your plans for the day ahead? I actually feel like binge-watching Good Mythical Morning tonight; overheard my siblings watching it earlier and now all I want to do is to catch up on the episodes I missed all year long. Apart from that...might have to work on this kinda urgent deck for work, even if we’re on company shutdown -_-

What was the last thing you cleaned? I tidied up the living room since my sister and I wrapped gifts for an hour and the place got very messy very fast.

When do you go to your soonest appointment? I don’t have any booked in the near future. What did you last order online? Just more Christmas presents - the last batch I got online were for cousins on my dad’s side. I still have to shop tomorrow, but since online orders made at this point obviously won’t make it here by the 24th/25th I’ll be going to the mall for those instead.

Can you see any bottles from where you're sitting? Yeah I’m taking bottled coffee right now. It’s ‘Sweet Black’ flavored, which I’m loving because otherwise this brand’s regular Black variant is way too bitter for my taste. Which I don’t hate, but I can’t fully enjoy either.

What time do you usually try to wind down in the evening? Around 8 or 9 PM. 9 is my upper limit - I don’t want to be doing any overtime work or chores by that point, and ideally I’m already lounging in bed or on the couch just going through my phone.

What's something you have been putting off? The said deck/Powerpoint I have to work on. One because we’re on company break and it’s just difficult to be in the mindset to work; two because it’s a deck for an upcoming pitch (for a potential client) and I always dread that stuff. I really have to touch it tonight though because by tomorrow I’ll already be out all day to shop and to have my Christmas gathering with friends.

What restaurants do you frequently eat at? I'm not a regular anywhere anymore, but in general if I do eat out I like going to Japanese or Korean restaurants. Do you like banana pudding with a lot of bananas or more vanilla wafers? Banana pudding sounds so nasty.

How many books would you guess you've read in the last 5 years? 1 or 2, I’m guessing.

What was the last message you sent? “I didn’t cross-post it, it’ll be fine!” to my sister. Basically I posted an Instagram story of our gift-wrapping session earlier and the photo revealed some of the gifts I bought. My sister was just looking out and telling me not to post it on Facebook to keep relatives from seeing the presents, so I reassured her that I didn’t toggle the feature to crosspost it. Have you ate anything green today? What's your favorite way to add greens to your diet? The sandwich my dad made for me earlier had some lettuce in it. I don’t really have habits when it comes to vegetables...Filipino cuisine is inherently loaded with them, so it’s not like I have to go out of my way to access them.

When did you last light a candle or incense? Months ago. Not really a part of my routine.

Is it currently warm where you are? It’s finally getting colder in the evenings yaaaaaay. It’s currently 27C, which is a lovely and welcome change.

Have you ever fallen out of bed? Once, and as a kid. I vividly remember crying the moment I crashed and my mom immediately springing up when she heard the noise.

What do you like on your hot dogs or burgers? Continued from last night. I don’t have hotdogs frequently, but on my burgers I like to have jalapeño slices, onions, and always some sort of mayo dressing on them. I have novelty burgers from time to time and I’ve learned that the best gimmicks are doughnuts and peanut butter,

Are you currently listening to anything? Yeah, I literally JUST prompted Indigo to play. I’m at the first few notes of Yun.

What did you last put in storage? In our general bodega space, shoes. We don’t really have a designated storage room for things that need to be put away for a while.

What's your favorite thing to do outside? Go to museums and art galleries, drive around (I don’t mind getting stuck in traffic these days, especially if it means I get to be by myself), go through bookstores, eat.

Are there any celebrities that you are a big fan of? BTS would be a very obvious answer here. I have other favorites too, but I check in with them and what they’re up to only from time to time - Paramore, Beyoncé, bunch of other artists in the Korean music scene here and there.

Do you ever watch award shows? Only when the boys have a major participation or performance. Otherwise I have largely stopped caring, especially when I heard more and more claims of racism and favoritism come about. Also, I never really recovered from 25 winning over Lemonade as Album of the Year - if Adele herself can’t accept the award, you’ve got a problem in your hands lmao.

Do you usually run out of shampoo or conditioner first? Conditioner because I have to use a fuckton of it for my bleached hair. My head reacts terribly to shampoo.

Do you have any LED lights in your home? I guess, but I wouldn’t be able to identify which.

What is your biggest challenge? Saving money. When you grow up not-so-well-off, there are two routes you take – be very rigid about saving to avoid going through what you experienced ever again...or be an excessive spender to make up for the times you couldn’t afford the things you want. Unfortunately, I am the latter hahaha.

What was the last sweet thing you've eaten? My mom had me try these chocolate coffee bites? nibblers? tiny thingies? that she got as a Christmas present. SO good, I might end up eating the whole box.

Do you prefer buying new clothes or thrift shopping for clothes? Both. As long as I like the look, doesn’t matter where it’s from at that point.

What is something you need right now? To finish my Christmas shopping list PLZ.

What's something you like that is blue? My denim jeans.

Have you treated yourself today? Kind of? I have a deck to work on but I am ‘treating’ myself but ignoring it. Hehe

Have you ever traveled alone? Not yet! It’s something I really want to do, even just locally. Filipinos are very judgmental when it comes to this though, and the last thing I want to happen is to end up being the anonymous subject of some random ass content creator talking about how I must be some lonely person going through something. No, Mark, I just want to go to the fucking beach.

What color is your most worn jacket/hoodie? It’s navy blue.

Who is someone you would like to get to know more? Reena; we’ve been friends for over a year but we only hang out in the context of BTS gatherings. I’d love to have more solo dates with her and become as close with her as I am with Angela. Also my new associate, Erin; she’s definitely easier to get along with and talk to vs my previous teammate.

What toy do you miss the most from your childhood? My cash register. Loved that little thing.

Have you ever lost something valuable to you? Nothing comes to mind. I lose things a lot, but for the most part they’ve just been tiny trinkets here and there that I get over by the end of the day.

What or who has impacted your life the most? My parents, for better or for worse.

Would you say you are toxic in any way? In the past. It’s something I continue to actively work on.

What's one of your favorite memories from the past year? Going to Zambales with my closest friends for my birthday.

How often do you use a straw? Usually when I buy drinks from restaurants and I get served a paper straw.

What's your current favorite song? Closer by RM, Mahalia, and Paul Blanco. Fascinating how it used to be my least favorite track (if I had to pick a least favorite) off Indigo and now I can’t even stop repeating it. That di-di-diddy-diddy-bop goes harder.

What are some books you'd recommend to someone? I wouldn’t even know.

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