#but /srs

[jiraizu]

[thispersonlovesmiku]

Um... first drawing post? Post don't flame me???

Vee is the actual good one </3

[byakuyasdarling]

I think I woke up and chose violence /lh

[terrorfullcatomizer]

Today is the anniversary of when I started streaming, and one year since I gave it a break 💖

I miss all the fun games I never would have played outside of streaming and all the wonderful friends I made, but I am grateful for the time it's made free for me to try out other stuff (and not burn myself out with my job)

I'm not completely over streaming or making videos, I would like to do it again soon :3

[reblogsheheheh]

My best friend sent me the Garfield Movie trailer (he knows I love Garfield) and I was so excited. Before clicking it I sent something along the lines of “this better not have Chris Pratt lol”

I should have known better once my friend sent “😶” after reading my message. but it was too late.. I was already watching the trailer and was filled with whimsical joy, cute kitten Garfield!! Cute kitten Garfield absolutely destroys that pizza!! Yippee!! And then it cut to adult Garfield and whose fucking voice did I hear? Whose voice came out of one of my favorite cartoons? CHRIS FUCKING PRATT

[aq2003]

this is so cool and also rosencrantz and guildenstern's sign names are killing me lol

[aropride]

interaction i have with shocking regularity is when someone’s complaining abt someone they know and theyre like “ughh they’re 21 and dont have a job and refuse to learn to drive” and then they remember who they’re talking to (me. 21 cant work cant drive) and go like

[victusinveritas]

[duckysprouts]

jesus sensing you spawn into a crowded space 2000 years in the past with a body full of vaccines: God give me strength

[fckinloserbby]

hi tumblr i was supposed to sleep 2 hours bc i was really sleepy (i still am) but i cannot sleep :CC

[macrosmic]

They look the same to me

[stargildedskies]

Your fav military man, but this time he’s got you bent over his muscled leg, whimpering and pleading with your face smushed against the couch cushion as he rubs your plump pussy with his big, calloused fingers.

It’s almost unfair how he’s got you wound up enough to drool on the cushion. Your legs are spread apart for his complete convenience, and every stroke of his thick fingers against the sensitive, puffy skin has your cunt weeping for more.

You beg and plead for him to do something more- to shove those stupidly thick fingers inside where they belong, and he tuts once, gruffly. A mere second of silence passes, and your clit aches in silent protest of the missing stimulation before- oh.

Your no-nonsense lover’s hand firmly connects with your cunt with a sharp smack, and you see stars. A strangled, surprised moan falls from your lips, and he chuckles darkly, a soft, rasping sound that makes you whine again. “Oh, baby…. Did we learn something new today?”

[womanharasser]

“you dodged a bullet” actually the bullet went right through me and removed my heart thank you though

[cheseely]

Feixiao! 🔥 commission for HSR

[an-art-kid]

Sea turtles are NOT to be trusted.