#but I hate it ahahahahha

[gin-no-g]

aaand heres some more of @monstrsball 's pokemon au: fighting type gym leader Tanaka Saeko!

[hydroelectricjaya]

LMAO I’ve got a lot of things to say about the Administration, but first let’s talk about Jay:

DR Spoilers under cut

Ahhhh ahahahahha. They really did make evil/villain Jay a reality. He’s not a wagey slaving away in a cubical, he’s management. (Looks like middle management, maybe upper management.)

He’s every asshole manager you have ever had who doesn’t do shit, gets promoted by failing upwards and makes employees stay late to cover for his own incompetence.

They made Jay a “suit”. (Creatives hate suits.)

This is just *kiss chef*.

And because he lost his memories/no Nya around, he has defaulted back to his sassy asshole roots. LMFAO

Speculation: but I wouldn’t be surprised if Jay gets promoted to an executive next season, and we see him interacting with the “big bad” that was eluded to at the end of episode 20. You all aren’t ready for board room Jay. 😂

The Administration is a piece of work though. It’s a mashup of every corporate hell-hole popular media: Dilbert, Office Space, The Office, everyone’s experience going to the DMV, etc. Even Arin and Lloyd sneaking around the cubicals getting messages from Zane was a scene from the Matrix LOL.

[kittydragondraws]

well that happened, tadc reaction

stuffs under cut

yipee ads :D sick beats yoo new intro yipee silly pommi silly symbols is it just me or did things get… golder nauseating i think this is a dream, soo sobble oh my god this hurts to watch i don't like thit "i don't wanna play with you anymore" toy story vibes oof collission errors at their finest best girl raggy is it just me or did she get deeper?? man it's so much better watching yt on a laptop then phone "judging by what he's been teasing" FOURTH WALL BREAK canadaland BUBBLE!! local intorvert what's with the block? LARPing :,D he's so me frfr of he's smoking GUNNY ELEPPHANT MY FAVORITE THIIIING shiny manrqquiens kinda nice ngl awww kinger :D it's giving mario movie tbh "GOD" I'M CRYING AHAHAHAHHA ooooh amazing digital yuri she just like me frfr loloo kinda sweet i looove jax ha :D pomni is me jax is so slayful wacky sound effects i'ts only been thrity seconds but i love her already this si adorable WAIT SAD BACKSTORY GUMMIGOO jax has those n genes jesus christ bunny boy i swear i've seen that joke before babootka little arms georg gummigoo is precious jax is actually horrible kuh-nife jax is a masochist lesbian gangle real OH GOD NO RAGGY girly got inverted hot chokky, or diarreah i love colission errors NOO GUMMY COME BACK POOR GUMMY SAAAAVVVEEE HIIIIIIM that's not terrifying at all it's giving n learning he's a clone vibes exstestential horror yippee :D POMMY SAVE THE DINESAW you're in out of bounds dumass POOOR GUUUY NOOOO NAW WAAAAAAA D: data in a computer WAIT THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH THAT REFERENCE wow i hate this, i haaaaaate this jesus fuck my man she wouldn't last a day on copper 9 the keys come back i legit throught that was a nuke oreo wheels he's busy being emo i love his voice NO GUMMIGOO YOU'LL LIVE ON ON TURMBLR oh shit pomni therapy it's giving cabin fever oh i'm sad now YEES POMNI LET HIM COME WITH YOU CAINE WON'T MIND HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH (hyperfixating) his legs are so frucking weird bruh like yourself you worked at C&A i love him yipeeeeee colission glitches are best glitches fudge is nauseating nd i hate him md fans before a new ep: kinger why is your head in a bucket RAGATHA NO IT'S FINE SHE'S JUST IN THE ETHER kinger admin headcanon HE JUST DIED THEY MURDERED A GUY is there like a one vomit per episode requirement or sumting AWWW HE'S BEEEEST YEESSSSS GUMMIGOO GO SAVE YOUR MOMMA are they dancing? are those cahsews on the front? EVERYONE IS DEAD oh… my… god CAINE I HATE YOU CAINE CAINE CAINE I HATE YOU were her teeth clipping? ptsd flashbacks lol RAGATHA FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD PLEASE BE RIGHT oddly wholesome awww don't make me sad NO DIALOGUE? GOOSE YOU COWARD! awwwww wait noooooo this iiiissss sweeeeet I WANNA GUMMIGOOOO PLUSHIE jax looking pretty neat ngl

[constant-and-immovable]

What are your thoughts about the PoTC cast in Back Sails?

AHAHAHAHHA! I kept meaning to do this!

this ended up INCREDIBLY long...

Elizabeth is either killed early on, or makes it to the end, there's no in between. I imagine she would be good friends with eleanor but eventually they'd see they're in this game on different sides and there's a dramatic moment where Elizabeth betrays her. Its framed as a "see she's not purely good either" moment, meant to reflect that everyone here is technically a criminal, but the fandom hated Eleanor enough by then that Lizzie becomes part of a bunch of annoying Girl Boss memes .

I'm gay, so I want a scene where Anne teaches Elizabeth how to use a knife. Also a scene of her and Will sparring, since we're told he taught her how to sword fight, but NEVER SAW IT...

Will does okay! He survives most of the way through, and really would have gone longer, but gets killed off for Elizabeth's character development. Most of his involvement was with finding the treasure and assisting in the defense of Nassau. OR he ends up opening a blacksmith shop on the island. There's an emotional moment where Flint applauds his fine work, but tells him it's all fucking worthless. They need strength and quantity, not high art. Will doesn't get to show off his artistry again for a while. Billy and Will remain the Token Straight Men of the series, and even though they never speak and only share one frame, there are hundreds of fics about them.

Jack...depends on which one. The guy who played comic relief and court jester throughout the other films? He's shot in a brawl he didn't even start his first time in Nassau. The guy who carried around a pistol with one shot on a mission of cold revenge? The guy who didn't even flinch at the idea of trading souls for his own? The guy that laughed at his own hanging? Yeah, he would make it at least as far as Charles Vane did. He gets killed, naturally, because he ends up a fan favorite. He gets on Silver's nerves immensely, despite the fact that they have a weird chemistry. Flint only exchanges a few words with him, one of them being essentially "Get the fuck off my ship and if I see you on it again I will shoot you."

Either that, or they end up with a Picard/Q dynaimic.

Tia Dalma kicks ass and takes names. She's given a weapon. If she has supernatural powers in this, that becomes a major plot point to convince her onto their side. She outright (violently, graphically) gets people killed by some kind of magic trap trying to get to her island, or else we just see their bodies mangled on display leading up to her cabin. Madi becomes the person to suggest going in from behind the main entrance to the island where the traps are, and gets in alone, and convinces her to assist--but only if they can deliver to her the heart of Davy Jones, which becomes the main collateral of the series instead of the Urca gold. Idk, Jones buried instructions for her release in it or something.

Barbossa does extremely well, and while he's at the forefront of most of the battles, he somehow survives to the end, he, like Anne & Rackham, sails under the black still despite the supposed end of piracy on Nassau OR his epilogue piece is him sitting in an office above the tavern on Tortuga, establishing a second pirate base there. He doesn't get the Pearl in this version, but manages to sail off with The Fucking Warship. He, Flint, and Blackbeard hate each other, deeply, but also have the most experience and end up collaborating throughout the show for a few of the major battles.

Anna-Maria almost gets involved with Anne, but doesn't. She doesn't like how much they have in common, a rough past, a shaky relationship with a Jack (I assume we unfortunately have to see pretty much everyone fucking someone at some point, since it's Starz, and there's no way the writers wouldn't have gone the easy route of her and Jack), but she does save Anne's life at one point. Max thanks for her it, upset that she wasn't there, and post break up with Anne, Max finds her again, offers her a position on the new Nassau which she says she'll consider. In typical fashion of the show, we're never given a definite as to whether or not the two women ever get together. She survives but only because I said so, otherwise she's a minor character and therefore easy cannon-fodder (possibly literally) for an early series death.

Norrington ends up playing a major role in the early season, betrays the English at one point for Elizabeth's protection (he tells them that he's doing it to doublecross her, he tells her he's double crossing them, he doesn't know what he's doing). Will and Elizabeth were fighting Because Drama and This is Starz, so at some point she marries him, but it cements him onto their side (opposite of Eleanor and Woodes in the later seasons). He's good with strategy until it's personal (remember in his own canon he's the one who chased Jack around the world, got his crew killed), but a personal stake in things is what makes Elizabeth hone in on her best ideas, and they level each other out.

Season two finale he's killed by a random English spy on the island who was sent to be sure Norrington was doing what he said he would. With Eleanor's approval, Elizabeth tortures the spy for information, but after he gives up with little useless nonsense he knows, she still kills him, dumps the body, lies and says their information source escaped. When he washes in with the tide, Will claims it was his actions. He and Norrington were not close, but they were from the same town, and (he lies) he respected him. He knows Elizabeth did it, but also knows that he'll get much less flack for it, if any; and Elizabeth nods a thank you. It's the start of them communicating again.

Gibbs, as a storyteller, is given protection by the narrative, as it knows that it needs him alive to exist, and therefore he lives.

[floatingcamel23]

HELP WHAT-

I JUST FOUND OUT OF THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID FAN FICTION COMMUNITY AND OMG IT SCARRED ME-

one of them is called dysfunctional perspectives and i fucking hate frank in this fan fic CUS HES A TOTAL PSYCHO WHO HAS ABUSED RODRICK SO MANY TIMES-

another one is gregs girlfriend which focuses around reg getting a love letter from a yandere and shit and i want more cus its story heavy. sadly the creator cancelled it but there are people making continuations. love the artstyle btw.

another one is rodricks secret AND HES GAY OMG HE ACTUALLY IS HAPPY IN THIS FAN FIC AHHHHHHHHH I LOVE IT WHEN DIS EMO DUDE IS HAPPY FOR ONCE-

edit: hello its me after 5 minutes AND FRANK IS HOMOPHOBIC AHHHHHH NOOOOOO

edit again: hello me 5 seconds later THANK GOD FRANK DECIDED TO ACCEPT HIM I WAS SHAKING IN FEAR- OMG THE FAMILY OF RODRICKS BOYFRIEND AN THE HEFFELYS ARE FRIENDS LETS GOOOOO

edit 3: GRAMPA HEFFLEY IS BI?????? ohhhh shit homphobic cousins- WAIT NVM THEY GAY TOO AHAHAHAHHA- NAHHHH MANNY SPILLS THE BEANS AT A FAMILY GET TOGETHER WHYYYY- FAMILY DRAMA- HELP THEY BRINING POLITICS TO THE TABLE- FAMILY WARRRR- JERRY AND RODRICK KISSED AHHHHH SOOOO CUTE-

anyway thats it im just waiting for part four of rodricks secret lol check it all out at this dudes channel-

[borathae]

Chapter 5

sickeningly sweet jimin? is he about to sass me?

“why aren’t you visiting our place anymore? idk you tell me

But you are still seeing Taehyung, aren’t you? yeah they are also occasionally eating each other, dont worry

his eyes race over your body, “interesting indeed.” WHY IS HE EYEING ME LIKE THAT? u got something to say???? ALSO WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

SAVED THAT FF IN TO MY LIBRARY AHAHA

It is like you don’t even exist for him.” SHUT UP U DONT SAY THAT

SIR WHAT ARE YOU DOING (go on i have 3 holes for a reason)

You almost choke gurl got gagged

Stupid body, acting all on its own again.  me to my body when it does that shiver/jerk/hitting my neck on my shoulder

what did you say to him to make him change his mind plays all idks jimin ever sang

take a shot everytime he said interesting

THANK GOD HE LEFT BYE PHEW, THIS IS A MOMENT WHERE "let out a breath idk i was holding" IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTABLE

NO HE DIDNT LEAVE Jimin presses himself against you 🤺 BACK AWAY🤺 BACK THE FUCK AWAY I SAID 🤺

jimin is sex on legs and STAYING FUCKING TRUE TO IT

Interesting count: 3

HE IS A MENACE COULD HAVE LEFT THAT POOR GIRL ALONE TO STUDY BUT NAAH HE IS JEALOUS OF HER STUDYING LATIN

Good job, now everyone hates you. mood 😭

WHY DID U GO TO HIM NO WE WONT FOLD THAT FAST NA UH

do come inside.” sure, she will after she learns the spells

YES LEAVE THANK YOU WE WILL NOT BACK DOWN

JIMINSHI AAAA

him: im fast as fuck boi

putting my meme generator account to use

So much is happening at once that you don’t know if you like it or not. Are you having a dream again? i get her confusion like sir what are you doing, its hot tho

OMG HE ERASED THE MEMORIES UGH AAH

HOSEOK MY LOVELY POOKIE I LOVE YOU, LETS GET MARRIED AND WALK INTO THE SUNSET AND FORGET ALL ABOUT THIS. the end. wow that would be funny if the book ended in 5 chapters 😭

remember our workout? .... I love cuddles”, he states ...... it was very late yep. this is soo funny pls, knowing how his lying/acting sucks, this must be a struggle for him

STOP OK UR NOT FUNNY IM SORRY, SAY SOMETHING

ok what is he trying to do? you need to poop great 😭

AGAIN SHE IS IN THE LIBRARY?? WHAT HOBI U DIDNT HAVE TO ERASE MEMORIES oh he only changed her place, cuz she remembers him hmm ok

tae is ok i guess DONT TELL ME TO SLEEP SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK (me who sleeps 8 hours a day)

poor baby i hope she sleeps it off well.

i still dont know whats happening and its getting concerning about what goes on with them and the house 🙂

AND WE GOT TO SEE 2SEOK AGAIN YAY whats kook up to i wonder

AHAHAHAHHA IT'S SO FUNNY TO SEE THE EMOTIONAL rollercoaster you went on with this chapter 😭😂😂 you went from wanting Jimin to fearing him to wanting Hobi to fearing him to tolerating Tae BAHAHHAHAH this is exactly the kind of reading experience I want you guys to have HFAHDHFHA

ALSO THE MEMES ARE TOPTIER PLEASE KEEP THEM COMING BAHAHHAHAH

[i-cant-stop-fandoming-help]

🌹

I dont know if you know anything about warrior cats(i have a warrior cats au WIP fic) or dra/sdra2 (i am insane), and i doubt you know anything about M:SS(silly little game in the making, directed by my friend Boris.) SO HAVE ANOTHER PART OF THE SINGULAR DRDT WIP FIC AHAHAHAHHA.

" The lucky student froze. “I’ve treated you horribly since the first trial. You should hate me.”

“But I don’t.” "

[tickle-page]

Ghost tickles

👻Tickletober day 16- Ghost👻

Lee: Kou

Ler: Hanako-kun

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“KNOCK IT OFF!!!” Kou screamed, whilst Hanako’s hands tormented his navel. He swirled all around it, licked it, and even blew a big and small raspberry. He was killing the older one. “What?! Why do u want me to stop? Didn’t u ask for this? All stretched out on the sofa w/ ur belly button exposed? The tickle monster lost control, and now he can’t stop!!” Hanako bent down and nibbled on the hollow circle. Kou started withering and screeching. Nothing he can do will ever stop his friend’s torment.

Now some of that was true. He was watching tv on the couch when he stretched so his limbs won’t go numb, and his shirt had riled up in the process. Hanako looked over and saw his cute innie being exposed to the cold air, and he just had the biggest ler mood. But he was never gonna ask to be tickled. He hates it! “AHAHAHAHHA!! PLEASE, STOHOP IT!!” Kou arched his back, not trying to make the ghost’s teeth suck in deeper into his sensitive skin, but it was on extinct, he couldn’t do anything abt how ticklish he was. “Now ur arching ur back deeper into my teeth? And u say u hate being tickled. Hahahahha.” The youngest one licked all inside of his navel, while violently vibrating his small, slender fingers on the sides of Kou’s sensitive stomach.

“Wow, ur belly is extremely ticklish. Could it be I found a good spot?~” Hanako continued to vibrate on his ticklish stomach. Kou didn’t know when the ghost was gonna stop tormenting the older one, but he hopes it’s soon bc he can’t take it anymore. He feels like his head will explode and he feels like he’s gonna pass out, before he pisses himself. “It’ll be a shame if Nene walked in right now.” And if God heard him say that, she walked in the front door and stood in the doorframe starstuck.

“Wow, are u tickling Kou?” She asked, inching closer to the two younger ones.

“Yh! Wanna join?”

“Sure!”

“NOHOHOHO!!! STAHP THIS IS SO EMBARAHAHASSING!!!”

[yourlocaldisneyvillain]

Which Gwen character do you think you give off the most?

uhhhhhh one thing that happens when you have bpd is that you have a very poor concept of self. ahahah like i am pretty sure i have like a Distinct Personality and that has been Told To Me on multiple occasions, but i never know how to describe myself when asked. like i am a very Particular sort of person, but when asked what kind of particular i'm just like... uh???? idk.

i wonder though, how do other people see me???? what would my anons say?????? pls do tell :)))) i would find it Very Entertaining to read some of y'alls takes haha

anygay, here is My Take lol. uhhhhh like who do we have to choose from? lucifer, brienne, larissa, miranda, jane, gwen, phasma? honestly out of all of these i think my younger self can definitely relate to brienne in terms of like i would DIE for a sliver of someone's love and attention, but that is def more subdued now that i'm older -- also our personalities are not even remotely similar, i am like super loud and chaotic lol. miranda is a bit too sweet, even though the general Chaos is similar -- i think i am way more Mischievous tho ahahah i am not that much of a wholesome sweetheart. lucifer is just way too cool, and i am not nearly as mean as jane. gwen barely has a personality that you can discern in the show but hey we both speak more than one language??? idk. don't relate to her in any real way. phasma is like an actual sociopath lol, but i do relate to her in one way -- she cares a lot about her own survival and she will do whatever it takes to like take care of herself, and that is a mindset i have sort of adopted through the years bc let me tell ya things have not been easy on your girl haha. i try not to be a bitch to other people for no reason tho lol. so i guess that leaves larissa, which might actually be closest, personality wise. had intense homoerotic friendship in her teenage years, likes to wear lipstick, polite, but WILL cut a bitch if she feels so inclined, prone to Mischief ahhahah, kinda flirty, cares Deeply about her job. so yeah, i'd have to say larissa! not a super close match, but the best out of the options that are out there ahahah.

(p.s. -- totally forgot about jan stevens lol. i am not THAT crazy and our personalities are not similar at all but i guess i am Artsy idk lol. i also hate when ppl Leave me, but who doesn't ahahahahha)

[darklordofthesimp]

I know birdy has her own opinions on the whole thing (reader insert or not she’s basically her own character now), and you certainly can’t force yourself to like someone- especially after they maim you- but some part of me knows I wouldn’t be able to hold onto the grudge for very long. Once I know he mistook me for an enemy, and that he genuinely is very sorry for it all and wants to help (much less seeing him cry over it or having nightmares about it) I wouldn’t be able to hate him. Not genuinely anyway, though I might try anyway since it feels worse to not have anyone to take your anger out on, to not have any satisfaction from it or the petty bouts of revenge would be salt in the wound. It feels so much more unfair when you can’t blame anyone, that anger and frustration- and now guilt for making someone not at fault feel terrible- can end up boomeranging back on you and you end up being miserable while making those around you miserable too.

Therefore. Once I realize hating him is actively making me more miserable if it has any effect at all, I’d 180 that shit. That’s right bitch, we’re gonna be best friends now, I’m gonna make friendship bracelet-handcuffs and we’re gonna work this out one way or another. Call that extreme exposure therapy 😎

It'll get to a point where she doesn't quite hate him, she's just wary of him. Everyone knows that it wasn't either of their faults but the one easiest to blame is the one that got off scott-free.

Eventually they work through their frustration together and it becomes about forming a tentative trust between them both where he shows her he would never hurt her.

Then friendship.

Then more.

AHAHAHAHHA you killed me with the friendship bracelets. "we will be friends whether you fucking like it or not bitch ass. BFFL."

[darkficsyouneveraskedfor]

Lloyd hates himself and he's insecure. He thinks he's above everyone else and knowing he's at the tippy top and he's attracted to some one so much below him... classic ego complex.

What tattoo do you think Lloyd has? Just curious bc possibly I didn't pay close attention so if he had one in the movie let me know ahahah.

And who doesn't love grilled cheese? And her being good at golf is hilarious because she couldn't care less. Imagine she actually took lessons and became a pro--

Lloyd… if you’re at the top, everyone is below you, duh. So just get your dick wet and live! It doesn’t have to be an existential crisis.

I could see him having an anchor or something. Or the trees that all boys think are so cool. I didn’t notice tattoos but I’m thinking for the sake of fanfiction he needs to have some. He can’t have Court showing him up like that.

Haha especially grilled cheese with fries! Sounds great! And she might need to do that in her free time because she won’t be able to stay at college we know that! When he decides to go pick her up from school, he’s going to have to give her a serious raise to make her stay. And I mean a financial raise ;)

Lol anchor fits. Or he's ashamed bc he got a drunk tattoo that says princess on his ass in cursive lettering ahahahahha

I dunno, I think he'll do a bit of good old fashion coercion to get her out of school all while telling her she's too stupid for it anyway.

[peachycolaa]

welcome to hell.

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hello fellow weirdos

if you know me from my ososan acc, @cyb3rj4rv1s , yes yes i’m very very into eddsworld (thanks to a friend who grabbed me by my fucking legs-)

(also my main acc is @lonelykingjarvis , i don’t really post there, its just garbage reblogs of things i like)

i recently just started liking it again and this is just a lil experiment to see if i can…keep up….with fandoms i like

ahahahahha

anyway if you DO NOT know me,

i go by jarvis online buuutttt my actual name (chosen name, actually, i’m tryna get used to it) is maxx!

i’m 21 years old as of writing this and i guess this is iiiitttt

i go by any pronouns really. call me whatever you want baby, my gender is fluid so, whatevers is fine.

i mainly do self insert stuff because i’m trash. so if you don’t like it, then you can go on about your day, have an ice cream, drink water, just DON’T BE AN ASSHOLE.

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likes:

• eating

• sleeping

• reading mangaaaa

• ghosts, conspiracies, aliens, cryptids, horror, etc.

• musiiiccc

• YT

• verrryyyy big sweaters and hoodies

• pasta

• dungeons and dragons

• marvel movies (my favorites are spiderman and doctor strange)

• animalsssss (my favorites are rats, raccoons, and frogs)

• corny jokes, memes, whatever makes me laugh lol

dislikes:

• tomatoes

• olives

• people who try to talk to me when i have earphones in

• …..maybe just irl interaction in general.

• being tired

• the dark

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uhhhh i guess a couple of words to describe me (courtesy of my bestie @squidzza , thanks cunt <3) isssss

- “super duper nice”

- “dork”

- “patient”

- “realistic”

- “a little bit unhinged”

“and really really sexy and always right and never wrong! omg i love you sooooo much maxx-“ (kidding that’s not what they said)

but i guess that’s how you would describe me? i think that’s true. idk.

as for if i were to describe myself:

- nice, i think. i like to think so.

- open minded

- chill (unless i’m talkin’ ‘bout my faves then i ammmmm gONE)

- very gay (idk why i feel the need to put this but-)

uhhhhhh. i think thats it.

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i have commissions open on my ososan account and i will be making one for here (ya dude lives in hawaii and it sucks here lol) so don’t hesitate to dm me for more info!

speaking of commissions and stuff,

i DRAW more than i WRITE so writing requests will stay CLOSED for now

now, thats not to say i won’t like…turn down anyone if they forget that they are closed (i will probably fulfill your request and remind everyone that i have them closed)

as for any art requests n shit, OPEN, very very much open

annnddd to those who request anything whether open or closed, I AM VERY SLOW AT FULFILLING RQS PLLEAASSEE BE PATIENT WITH ME i am one person and i have a habit of procrastinating, that and i have a job which means adulting and shit. AIGHT? k. cool.

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alright people, i may be like…open minded about things BUT i have rules and boundaries:

WILL DRAW/WRITE

• suggestive/somewhat nsfw (i’m not very good at anatomy yet nor am i good at describing it so)

• fanart

• ocxcanon, self insert ships, ship art

• fluff

WILL NOT DRAW/WRITE (under any circumstances)

• anything hateful

• proship

• anything having to do with the irl people of the EW team (fanart is fine but i mean like…THAT kind of stuff, people seem to forget to separate the characters from the irl!)

• anything with minors (is that the same as proship..? idk)

• fetish art

• gore (blood is okay to an extent)

• hardcore nsfw

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thaaattsss pretty much it!

welcome to my blog <3

- jarvis/maxx

[hulijingemperor2]

Yao: how were the results, A-niang?

Meng Shi: average. Well I love team dimple and Xichen, because they're adorable. Jiang gui fei needs work. And I'm keeping an eye on the Nies.

Yao: excellent.

Meng Shi: *caresses his face* my son will be treated like the emperor he is.

Yao: *smile*

Mingjue and Jiang cheng: *entering together* greetings mother-in-law Tai Hou. Hi A-Yao Huangdi.

Yao: hey guys.

Jiang cheng: A-Yao, how are you? How's your imperial work going?

Look, I brought you some tea leaves.

Yao: aw thank you Jiang cheng. And yes my work is going well.

Jiang cheng: and A-Yao, I got you a little gift. It's a lotus brooch.

Yao: it's beautiful..

Jiang cheng: wear it when you come to the lotus pier.

Yao: definitely.

Mingjue: A-Yao. Are you eating well?

Yao: yes Dage.

Xue yang: what got into dage.

Su she: I don't know, but I'm kinda liking it.

Mo xuanyu: it's a bit scary.

Did he sniff some magic mushrooms?

Su she: lol, dage is finally in his right senses.

Xue yang: dage and Jiang cheng.

Mo xuanyu: but remember Yao gege is super sexy. People who hate him, do love him a little.

Rusong: oh hi sect leaders, and A-Die.

Jiang cheng: Song'er! Song'er. Here's $100. Buy anything you like.

Rusong: thank you uncle Jiang.

Yao: awwwwww

Jiang cheng, you touched my heart.

Mo xuanyu: the audacity of Jiang cheng giving a rich Dianxia $100.

Su she: cuz he's broke.

Xue yang: at least lipsy isn't that stingy.

Yao: guys, don't call him broke.

Mingjue: *kisses A-Yao's hands* A-Yao. Tell me if huaisang is troubling you again. I'll deal with him. But besides, he is working for Zixuan.

Yao: he's behaving for now Dage.

Mingjue: A-Yao, do you want a footrub later?

Yao: *touched* dage. I would like that.

Mingjue: right. And you can bring Xichen into it too.

Yao: sounds like a plan, dage.

3zun must stick together right?

Mingjue: yes emperor.

Meng shi: so lovely! I'm enjoying this a lot.

Yao: *smile*

A-niang, what did you do.

Meng Shi: *laughs nervously* I didn't do anything, Yao'er. I only spoke to Nie and Jiang gui fei.

Yao: *laughing* well it worked.

Anything else you did.

Meng Shi: maybe I scolded them a little. Just a little lol.

Mingjue: I....I was punished by my mother-in-law.

Jiang cheng: she made us realise our mistake.

Yao: ohh. Ahahahahha.

Su she: you two really needed a beating.

Xue yang: good for them.

Mo xuanyu: they got what they deserved.

We Stan our empress.

Xue yang: 100%.

~

Later in the evening~~~

Yao props up on Xichen while twirling his Lan headband around his fingers, whereas Nie Mingjue gave him a footrub.

Yao: you're doing well, dage. I do appreciate it a lot.

Mingjue: I'm glad you're enjoying.

Xichen: my A-Yao, the scenery a bit too romantic for just a foot rub.

Yao: *grinning* I planned on spending some time with my harem members

Xichen: you can do anything to us. I would find it's hot.

Mingjue: *trying not to blush*

Yao: as you say, darlings.

Yao: now tell me, who wants to get railed by me first

Xichen: *giggling*

Mingjue: turning away.

Yao: *caresses Xichen* you, like last time?

Or the mighty Chifeng Zun.

Mingjue: you decide, emperor.

Yao: *sighs* as I must.

Er ge, darling. Go lie on the bed and wait for me.

Xichen: oh how hot! I think I'm getting a nosebleed.

Yao: wipe it up.

Xichen: yes, my adorable Huangdi.

Yao: *glares at Minghue* kneel.

Mingjue: *kneels*

Yao: *rips Mingjue's clothes*

Mingjue: what was that for?! Yao!

Yao: shhh. Enough. *undresses him halfway*

Mingjue: what about Xichen. Go have fun with him instead.

Yao: *scoffs* and I have you.

Don't worry, Dage. *touches his chest* I won't cut you up. Even if I wanted to.

Mingjue: is that a threat?!

Yao: no. I'm just being playful. *ties him up with a rope*

Why are you so defensive, when I rip your clothes? You don't want me to see your chest.

Mingjue: *blush* why are you tying me?!

Yao: because I like to see you as a hostage. You look adorable.

Xichen: aww, come on dage. Trust in the process. And remember, we can't disappoint A-Yao.

Mingjue: Xichen, Meng Yao is crazy.

I tried to put up with him.

Xichen: and I'm crazy in love with him.

Yao: how am I crazy, Dage. I could have done worse.

I could have used guqin strings, stripped you, hang you on my shelf, stuffed you in my closet, cut you up, shaved your moustache.

Mingjue: Yao!! I get it!

Yao: *lifts chin* I'm afraid, if you abuse me. Your mother-in-law will thrash you again. *smirk*

Mingjue: *infuriated, but still blushing*

Yao: *laughing slighly*

Xichen: awww A-Yao is trying to be a baddie. So cute.

Mingjue: you call that cute.

Yao: *caresses his face* dage. Do you promise to behave.

Mingjue: *glaring at him*

Yao: I know you would.

Lan lips!

Xichen: *hugs* A-Yao. *kisses his dimples*

Yao: *sucks his shoulder* er ge.

Er ge you're so delicious.

Xichen: *kisses him deeply* 

I love you, A-Yao.

Yao: love you too.

Xichen: *touches A-Yao thigh  and waste, then he stroked his fox tail*

Yao: er ge. *blushing*

Xichen: A-Yao, give me some more love bites, won't you?

Yao: *grin* you know I would. *lifts chin* if you asked.

Xichen: my baddie, A-Yao.

Yao: well I must be tough. For dage to behave.

I'm only saving him.

Xichen: awww.

Yao: he's rude at times. But I know he's  a softie underneath.

Xichen: I apologize on his behalf, Huangdi. *kisses*

Yao: you don't need to.

Don't you see. He hates me so much until he loves me.

Xichen: *fondles* who can stay angry with you for long, A-Yao.

Mingjue: so am I just a third wheel?

Yao: *glances at him* duh.

But not for long.

*hugs xichen* I'm having fun with er ge!

Xichen: *blushing* go to him. Perhaps he's feeling left out.

Yao: ok, as you say er ge.

Yao: Dage, why are you fussing?!

Mingjue: who says that I was fussing.

Yao: it's written all over your face.

*kisses him*

Mingjue: *turns red*

Yao: *touching dage's abs and muscles* do you have a problem, loving a fox spirit?

But don't worry. As their emperor, I must have a sort of conduct.

I do things with class.

I'm highly sophisticated.

Xichen: that's true!!!

Mingjue: a fox spirit is still  fox spirit.

Yao: *sigh*

I don't know what's wrong with you.

That's why I like Xichen more.

Xichen: *giggling*

Mingjue: *offended*

Yao: no need to be jealous. *hugs and whispers* your head will make a good ornament on my shelf.

Mingjue: *pushes him away, with his shoulder* Meng Yao!!

Yao: *shocked*

Xichen: *catches him* A-Yao!

Yao: dage, I was only joking.

Mingjue: don't make me break free and strangle you!!

Yao: guards!! Escort him out!

*running in* Yes Huangdi

Should we untie him?

Yao: no! Send him to Qinghe just like that.

Certainly Huangdi.

Yao: *hugs Xichen*

Xichen: aww A-Yao, don't be angry.

And what did you tell him?

Yao: *puppy eyes* I told him that his head will make a good ornament on my shelf.

Xichen: I know you wouldn't mean it. And I know that you make rough jokes with team dimple.

Yao: mhm.

Xichen: want to continue papapa?

Yao: not in the mood. *opens fan*  I need team Dimple.

Xichen: sure. *snuggles*

~~~

Su she: how dare that violent scum!

Mo xuanyu: he misbehaved with our Yao gege

Xue yang: I don't see anything wrong in a joke. I tell songlan that I will turn him into a  fierce corpse all the time.

Yao: I know right. His humor is broken.

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege you don't deserve this. And we will be marching to Qinghe to give dage a piece of our mind.

Meng Shi: *entering with her maids* omg why is team dimple so heated. The palace is made mainly of wood. Please don't burn down the place.

Yao'er baby, what's up.

Yao: *tells her the whole story*

Meng Shi: is everything a threat for this guy. Does he know what a joke is? Don't worry Yao'er, he'll be banned from Jing Manor for a week.

Yao: good.

Anyways I'm used to dage being hot headed. I have better things than to worry about him.

Meng Shi: at least you're fine. *strokes his hair*

Yao: yes A-niang. *smile* I would like to show you my imperial work.

Meng Shi: aww lovely. Do show me.

Yao: team D, are you ok? *laughing*

Su she: I want to slice Mingjue.

Xue yang: we're plotting.

Mo xuanyu: I want to sink my teeth into him. Just to make him feel pain.

Meng Shi: team dimple, don't bite Nie fei ok.

Mo xuanyu: yes empress.

Su she: we'll behave.

Xue yang: can I kick him then?

Meng Shi: *giggle* no.

Yao: would you like me to order some tea for you three?

Xue yang: you can order those dimples, Jiggybuns *hugs*

Su she: thank you Huangdi.

Xue yang: *sniffs* isn't Jiggy sexy.

Mo xuanyu: heck yea.

Yao: *smiling* Chengmei. What did you want?

Here's a piece of candy.

Xue yang: I love you.

Su she: please, let's have some conduct in front of the empress.

Meng Shi: no no, carry on. This is entertaining.

Xue yang: *kisses A-Yao's dimples*

Yao: yea it's the norm with yangyang and team d.

Meng Shi: team D can get away with anything.

But the other harem members should be respectful.

Mo xuanyu: can we still simp during the imperial court meetings?

Meng Shi: no.

Su she: obviously not, team dimple.

Meng shi: imperial court is where Huangdi and his citizens meet for the betterment of the empire.

Yao: exactly.

Mo xuanyu: rightly said.

~~

In A-Yao's study~~

Yao: *supports her* have a seat here.

Meng Shi: *sits* Yao'er I love how your files are organized.

Yao: thank you. I tried my best.

Yao: this book has all my projects I plan to do for the betterment of the empire.

Meng Shi: waw.

Yao: I did this new thing where I put colour coded strokes with paint, to indicate whether I completed the project.

So yellow is completed, blue is pending, and pink is in progress.

These are court reports that I have finished reading and stamping.

Meng Shi: that's brilliant, Yao'er

Yao: an equerry is supposed to deliver them to the respective ministers soon.

Yao: I got some maps of the Huyao empire too.

Meng Shi: you're so hardworking! I'm really really proud of you.

Yao: thanks.

Meng Shi: what about the developments.

Yao: I haven't gotten any new ones though.

Meng Shi: ok darling.

Yao'er, what about A-Song?

Yao: yes, I show him these stuff as well. Other than me training him, he also has separate work and projects.

Meng Shi: so beautiful. *kisses him on his forehead* my Yao'er is the sweetest thing.

Do you sleep well?

And don't lie to me.

Yao: ....well...um.....it's a bad habit, really.

I would stay up late to get work done.

Meng Shi: darling. Health is very important, ok. You should get proper rest.

Yao: yes A-niang. But team dimple would accompany me. Minshan would make tea for me, A-Yu would organize files and Chengmei would entertain me with his humor.

Meng Shi: awww.

And what about Xichen and Nie gui fei? I find Nie gui fei is a little too rough amd immature.

Yao: my er ge would always check up on my health. And Dage is always busy.

However dage is close to Song'er, and would ask him about my wellbeing.

Meng Shi: whaaat. Nie gui fei likes Song'er.

That's so cute.

What a delightful parent, but he shouldn't be violent. Song'er is our everything.

Yao: you're right. But that's just how dage is.

[khaleesiofalicante]

I was 100% sure Jaden would pull a "i'm a perfect stepdad and I'll solve your mess, max".

I HATE HIM.

But I also love him a lil bit just because now Lance has all his things back 😭💜

(But the dude is creepy, lemme tell you. I don't trust him even a bit.)

Also. Lance thinking Max hates him is my villain origin story 😭😭😭😭 I have a soft spot for Lance, okay? He remembered Max took the iPad, obviously. He's too smart.

Max after mission was so fucked up 😭 I'm sorry for him, for David, for the kids. Mallory is a psychopath. Who's surprised? Not me.

Alec cursing in front of the kids is so funny ahahahahha.

The kids speaking french in stressful situations >>>>>>

How you made me love OC characters so much is... unbelievable. You're magical, I guess.

Thank you, Dani! For everything. 🌹

Jaden and Max don't talk to each other. Like at all. (the irony tho?)

and yes him watching all the photos through icloud was very snake behavior istg.

I have a soft spot for lance too :(

thank you for the flower 🥺

[aajjks]

Quick rant here about mr life atm.

SO my school has a swim test Monday (tomorrow) AND I’m super nervous cuz

1. I hate water with my entire being

2. I’m very insecure and I don’t like wearing a swim suit

I can swim tho so at least that’s good. Anyways so, today I was like “yk what kiara you should take a shower and shave” WICH is a good idea however none of my razors worked. Sounds weird BUT THEY DIDNT REMIVE ANY OF MY LEG HAIR. So I was like okay don’t worry we still have hair removal cream. NO AHAHAHAHHA OFC WE DONT HAVE THAT. Then my mom got mad and was like. “Ugh god kiara you always leave stuff to do at last minute” W O M A N I LITERALLY ASKED TO YEATERDAY IF WE HAD HAIR REMIVAL CREAM. (She said yes btw) ANYWAYS I TOLD MYSELF INCE AGAIN “don’t worry kiara we still have the electric shaver” NOOOO GUESS WHAT? last year when my family went to Japan it got taken away at the airport for looking like a weapon. OKAY SO THIS WAS WHERE I STARTED PANICKING. I told myself ONCE AGAIN

“Okay kiara you have two options. Either you go to school tomorrow and swim with hairy monkey legs (it’s no problem to not shave leg hair especially if you a woman like go girl but for me I just get uncomfortable) OR you use you dads electric beard shaver” and I chose the second option. I took the damn thing upstairs to my room and started it. IT DIDNT SHAVE ANYTHING. my legs before: 🐒 my legs after: 🐒.

NO DIFFERENCE. I was like “ugh okay whatever your family is sleeping just go downstairs and shave your legs with the regular shaver” of course that didn’t work out for me bc why would it? I went downstairs and went into the bathroom. I took the damn razor and put on some creamy creamy shaving cream and started to shave. AGAIN IT JUST DIDNT WORK HAHAHAHAAHHA WHY DIDNT IT WORK YOU ASK? I DONT KNOW. I tried harder and ‼️BLOOD WARNING If you don’t like blood don’t read until you see a check mark‼️ my hand fucking slinted and I literally CUT MT LEG OPEN. No joke there was blood fucking everywhere. On the floor, the carpet, THE WALLS. ✅ by now I’ve started to fucking sob. I was thinking about just throwing myself of the roof. Until my smart little dasher head of mine looked up on the shelf. And there it was. MY DADS BEARD SHAVER (not the electric one the normal one). MY LIFE HAS BEEN SAVED.

I took it and started shaving. It actually went good. Until I dropped the shaving cream stuff. It fucking exploded…. No joke the thing sounded like a bomb. Shaving cream. E.V.E.R.Y.W.H.E.R.E. It was literally mixed with the damn blood. Yk what’s kind of sad tho. Nobody ever checked up on me. LIKE THE THING WAS SO LOUD I DONT THINK YOU GRT IT. Nobody knocked ont he door to see if I was okay. What if I just had gotten shot? WhTever. SO I started cleaning it with the toiletpaper. Did it work? No. Duh. By now I’ve just given up. Then I just took the shower thing and started cleaning the floor with water WICH actually worked (for the first time in this fucking story)

Anyways now I’m sitting in my room with cut open, bloody, shaving cream smelling legs and just hoping I don’t drown tomorrow 💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾

(Sorry for spelling errors I didn’t read through this, ALSO WISH ME LUCK. ALSO ANOTHER THING REMEMBER IF YOUR LIFE IS FUCKED UP THEN IT DOSENT HURT TO FUCK IT UP A LITTLE MORE) okay bye gotta sleep 🤭🤭

ahaha so kiara (if I can call you that) same thing kind of happened to me too cus I shaved today and I kinda ended up getting three small cuts… thank fully I found the cream too n my razor was pretty good. 😭 I’m so sorry you had a whole day full of chaos and please I want to remind you that BE VERY ATTENTIVE AND CAREFUL WHEN SHAVING. You can get infections…. Please be careful!

[sxmnus]

the fact that your favorite out of all my muses reminds you of your ex-girlfriend...

you know..  unsure how tf that came to be and it’s not like i was looking for that but here we are. clingy, emotionally unavailable, needs constant reassurance, validation over the smallest things, and gets upset over seemingly unrealistic and mundane random things??? my ex-girlfriend??? or arya roberts??? remains to be seen??? LMFAO

i have a type.

i hate everything, it’s fine. 

you know i love arya but i also love dragging her ahahahahha