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plutonianplaything2 · 6 months
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take these terribly awful snapchat selfies as an offering and an invite to come talk to me! i’m just doing some research for work! 🫶🏻
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silverpiwon · 4 months
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Black haired Jiung in the Govball outfit created so many new chocochips 😭😭😭
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Adult Swim Support responded my my Venture Bros love letter 🥺🥺🥺
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The way she ends it with "Love, Abby" like MAMM, You Got Me Blushing ' /// '
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west1rosi · 1 year
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english is not my first language. so if you ever see some grammatical or more importantly, syntaxis errors, do let me know. i been writing in english for most of my life but i can still make mistakes.
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lrndvs · 19 days
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compliments from girls go hard
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inbabylontheywept · 2 months
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so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.
the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.
i had like, fifteen raw eggs.
i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.
except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.
so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.
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puppyeared · 27 days
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filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^
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omgbeautifulboobs3 · 9 days
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lotrmusical · 7 months
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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱
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thatboreddrake · 4 months
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So y’all know the classic edge trope of “my blade cannot be sheathed until it has tasted blood”? What if a magic sword that has that requirement, except it’s sort of inverted. A sword that, instead of being inhabited by an evil spirit which once awakened cannot be lulled back to sleep except by blood sacrifice, was inhabited by a benevolent spirit who would not allow the sword to be drawn unless bloodshed were the only possible solution. A sword whose power could never be misused because it would only allow itself to be used in situations where it was justified. What about a Paladin who spends their entire journey fighting with a sheathed sword, incapacitating but never killing or maiming. The party believes that the Paladin has taken an oath of no killing, until they face the big villain. And it is in that moment, and that moment alone, that the sword will allow itself to be drawn.
Idk, this image set my mindwheels a-turning.
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But do y’all see the vision?
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just-spacetrash · 8 months
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the 'what if you played it a little risky' post literally Changed my life but i cant fujkign find it in my blog because its. a tiktok screenshot
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pocketss · 1 year
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mmm soob
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months
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License to Kitty.
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crimeronan · 5 months
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people who let me wake up to this get a special place in heaven. firefly_fox how does it feel to hold my life in ur hands....
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amygdalae · 2 months
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If covid hadn't happened I would've had a foursome by now
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girltown420 · 2 months
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it is an honor 2 be in ur computer
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