Y’know… I’m starting to wonder if the shadow of the Erdtree is Marika’s prison, we KNOW she’s a cruel bitch (I.e. the lone fire giant) wouldn’t it be some shit if she sent her biggest enemies there and then used her son to torture them with their own abilities/beliefs
Honestly, it could be. And it would make sense with how much "blasphemy" mister Messmer has on him. It would also fit with his lines of grace-stripping and whatnot.
I personally can't really figure out where we're gonna be send to in the DLC, and the cinematic narrator has been unreliable before, so I'm waiting until we actually see the shadow lands or however they are called.
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gets in charge of the bookshop for 1 (one) day: shows up in a cardigan vest and metal sleeve garters, keeps the shop CLOSED, avoids selling a single book... iconic, truly did THE MOST, 10/10 😩👌🏻
(also, the way he was this 🤏🏻 close to finally achieving the status of house husband he's been dreaming about for MILLENIA just to have the rug pulled out from under him last minute... truly DEVASTATING 😩 my girl really can't catch a break 🤧)
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Fat people deserve mobility aids, too. No matter if it's connected to their fatness or not, because having a mobility issue that is connected to one's fatness won't change that they're still fat and still have the issue at hand. Fat people don't deserve to "tough it out" because fatness should be this divine punishment doled out to those who "deserve" it. Fat disabled people deserve to have the peace of mind that they can exist in whatever way is most comfortable and accessible to them
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What if when Michael got Distortioned he/they/it/(?) had just kept showing up to work? Imagine Gertrude comes into the archives and finds a bunch of paperwork filled out in yellow highlighter and folded into impossible shapes, and then Michael-Distortion just walks into the room door-style and sits down at his work computer so it can email Gertrude a phishing scam.
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When you think Sun is winking at you but no his eye is just busted :-(
(I was thinking "huh i copy paste the dca's face a lot :-/" so WHY NOT incorporate that in universe with a comic!! The facial changes are subtle but it makes sense this way idk. I'll be drawing them a bunch anyway and I'm a sucker for asymmetry. Next one will be Moon talking abt their eyes too)
Bonus:
Biblically accurate DCA enjoyers rise up <3
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scream 7 fires their highly successful female lead who revitalized their franchise & made them millions of dollars all because of her pro palestinian stance but not a single word from netflix on their side characters in an ensemble cast who are literally saying shit like “zionism is sexy” and advocating for absolutely no ceasefire under any circumstances. this is a hell world.
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I’m really curious how you would draw the Five Missing Children.
Technically I’ve drawn them! Only the movie versions though, sometime I’ll do the game ones too!
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