#but imma add this caption

[gaygodlou]

Lou @ the crowd every concert night

[bblackamethystt]

Alexa, play "Drama" by aespa

[hughesmedicine]

hard launch | l. hughes

luke hughes x !y/n burrow reader

imma say this happened at the frozen four🏃‍♀️

ynburrow

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ynburrow my boyfriends games are amazing🤭

tagged lhughes_06

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lahjay_10 so this is why joe was complaining earlier

ynburrow yes

lahjay_10 can’t say I blame him, so answer your phone so I can ask him questions.

ynhurrow no!

joeyb_9 I’m flying to you and I’m meeting him

ynburrow I’ll fly to Hawaii.

joeyb_9 you better not

ynburrow watch me

jackhughes @/lhughes_06 YOU DIDNT TELL ME YOU WERE DATING A BURROW???

lhughes_06 surprise I’m dating a burrow!(you can’t keep a secret sorry?)

jackhughes rude.

_quinnhughes ah I’ve been waiting for you to announce this, I can officially call you sister in public now!!

jackhughes YOU KNEW???

_quinnhughes he trusted me🤷‍♀️

jackhughes I’m officially apart of the I dislike luke hughes fan club @ynburrow please add me to the gc!

ynburrow on it!

lhughes_06 babe??

ynburrow oops he means apart of the I love luke hughes fanclub gc, I love you!

lhughes_06 imma pretend you’re telling the truth so my feelings don’t get anymore hurt and I love you too.

lhughes_06 posted to their story

jackhughes replied to your story HOLD UP WHAT????

dylanduke25 replied to your story YOURE MEETING HIM WITHOUT ME WHAT THE FUCK???

edwards.73 and mackie.samo liked your story

ynburrow

liked by joeyb_9, jackhughes, ynburrow and others.

ynburrow I was forced to come out and support my brother, I’m being held against my will. tagged joeburrow, bengals

lhughes_06 “luke luke luke take my picture please!” “luke babe please let me take some pictures of you and make sure you smile grumpy!”

ynburrow I’m still mad that you didn’t let me take your picture.

lhughes_06 you got the one of your brother jamarr and I, be happy with that!

jackhughes @ynburrow post that photo right now.

ynburrow no! Im a gatekeeper🫶🏻

jackhughes gatekeeper my ass, you post every photo you get of luke so post it now!

ynburrow not happening

jackhughes I’m stealing your phone over the summer

ynburrow touch it and I break your hands

joeyb_9 1: caption is a lie, she came especially for jamarr. 2: it was great meeting you luke, I’ll be at your next game!

lahjay_10 can’t say I blame her, I am her favorite🫡

lhughes_06 can’t wait and I’ll see you at the game!

jackhughes YOURE COMING TO A GAME?

joeyb_9 yep! can’t wait to meet you Jack, my sister talks highly of you also @lahjay_10 I know, she would drop anything for you.

jackhughes oh I’m holding that against her thanks for the information and can’t wait to meet you too!

trevorzegras how are you not freaking out?? @/jackhughes

jackhughes I stole his phone cause he is freaking out, he just left to run around the block- y/n

trevorzegras record it and send it to the gc!

ynburrow I got you!

_quinnhughes I’m so glad I’m coming to this next game

ynburrow it’s because I’ll be there right?

_quinnhughes erm yes totally!

ynburrow liar but I respect it.

lhughes_06 so he can lie but jack and I can’t?

ynburrow mhm that was in the contract!

lhughes_06 what contract??

ynburrow you’ll see:)

jackhughes I’m scared of this so called contract

lhughes_06 no same I’ve never seen it before.

lahjay_10 you should be

jackhughes god were in trouble.

[trashbag-baby666]

Random Hambone HC’s (HS au)

MOTA Masterlist!

•listen he says he’s not a fruit cup but he’s a fruit cup

•He uses gay as an adjective…

• “Gay This…Gay that….no, Gale I’m not doing your gay ass meditation”

•Dougie, Brady, and Blakley aggressively pointing at Hambone…

•He says he’s not gay then you turn around and him and Brady are touching each other all over…

•Hambone is like one of those fuck boys you knew in school…

• “Where my hug at?”

• “Showering? Without me!?”

•Both of those were directed at Brady…

•He has this fake gold chain he wears all the fucking time.

•Def has a knock off Louis Vuitton belt

•He’s a Snapchat guy…always snapping Brady, Dougie, and Blakley though…

•They have a gc…

•He takes snaps of him with his chain in his mouth captioned “imma visual learner lemme see ur panties”

•he sent that to Brady, guys…

•However!!!! When Babyface, Quinn, and Bailey started hanging around with the friend group. Hambone literally became their parent.

•He’s a senior they’re freshman…him and Brady sneak them off campus on Fridays to go get lunch somewhere. Even though freshies aren’t allowed off campus…

•He buys them food, guys, what do you want me to tell yall…

•One time he let Quinn hit his vape and Quinn wanted to look cool so he hit it really hard.

•Bailey is like “dude what are you doing??? Whyre you hitting it so hard???”

•Quinn starts coughing and Gale rushes to get him water and starts scolding Hambone.

• “What? He asked to take a hit!?”

Feel free to add more!!!

[lean-mean-demon-genevieve]

Who’s this Anson character? I took a step back from tumblr and now I feel like I need a book to figure out what I missed lol.

With him yet again leeching off of appearing with Jared this weekend, now seems as good a time as any to circle back to this ask because I too have been perplexed by Jared’s supposed friendship with this guy for some time. And as per usual, I brought receipts.

Anson Gordon seems to first be publicly linked to the Pads in Sandy Molinare’s Instagram in 2016. This looks like he has been a part of the wealthy, and fairly conservative circle that both the Pads and the Ackles use to run with at that time.

He clout-chased a few times in 2018 in his IG story and wanted to let the world know he has famous friends, with Jared and Danneel (in the background of a video) making appearances. He then started more regularly sharing pics of himself attending UFC fights with Jared in January 2020. And since then, his presence has only grown to include other Austin goings-on, more testosterone fueled events, some weapons safety and/or stuntman gig on Walker that included some brief screen time, meeting up with the Pads on their 2021 Italy trip, Jared’s car accident last year in which he and his son were passengers, and a spot on the Pads Family Feud team earlier this year. He is seen, and confused for Jensen somehow in the comments, in this IG post of Jared’s, sliding down a slide like best buds. He is regularly seen showcasing himself on socials interacting with Pads errand boy, Charlie Capen (you won’t convince me he didn’t record that slide video), as well as Clif and various Walker actors.

I will be 100% transparent here about my political leanings that run deeper than fandom. I don’t like this guy because I feel like he is the very conservative, aging frat boy of my nightmares. I don’t care that he’s rubbed elbows with other rich people at the Out Youth Gala, he is a salesman at the end of the day. I feel like he and I would strongly disagree on a lot of important (to me) issues/values, and the transference I feel when I look at him is strong. (That means he reminds me of people I know in real life.) He appears quite motivated to flex next to Jared at any opportunity and draw attention to himself. (Jared doesn’t showcase him nearly as often. The slide post kinda surprised me. Again, who’s a good boy? Charlie is!)

To me, Anson comes off as caustic, shallow, arrogant, and chauvinistic. Here’s the story of how I got bored and nosy during the pandemic and came to these opinions:

This post from February 2021 was deleted months later as Anson posted more and more with Jared and Walker actors and gained followers/eyes on him. Now why in early 2021, would some folks from Texas even joke about secession?? The most obvious answer: the growing uproar over covid, mask mandates, vaccines, general pandemic limitations on their gentrifier (sorry/not sorry, wealthy Austinites) rich-kid fun. Look out y’all this privileged white male is “startin trouble.” Somebody ask this guy where he was on January 6th.

Exhibit B is less damning, but it irritates me so imma include it:

A smug face and pose like this with a firearm captioned “virtue signaling” sure feels like a jab at the sNoWfLaKeS, given the rest of the context. No, shooting guns isn’t a crime, and in fact it’s this guys livelihood, but why add the snark if you’re not an ass and hoping to instigate? It feels like a safe bet that gun laws were also up there on the list of reasons for Texas secession dreams.

Exhibit C, posted to his story in August ‘21 just prior to his IG account going private for a few months and right about the same time the Pads themselves got Covid:

I would love to know how Jared responded to being tagged in this mess. No I’m not suggesting he gave the Pads Covid, but I do think someone from the Pads or Walker team told ole boy to cool it with the anti-mask rhetoric so as not to reflect negatively on Jared, hence the private account. However you may feel about mask mandates at this point, remember that this was late summer/fall of 2021. Covid was obviously still rampant as the Pads and Anson himself would soon learn after returning home from Italy. How dare the Uber peasant ask that he respect his safety as he provides a service. Fuck that guy, right?!

It was after this in November 2021 that Anson first seemed to try to redeem himself by attending the Out Youth Gala with the Pads and also with his favorite accessory, his wife, in tow. What I won’t include here are the gross IG story video highlights from a different event that this tool has conveniently saved in which he documents his seemingly intoxicated wife’s side-boob for an uncomfortable amount of time. Guys can dig their wife’s bodies, and even do so on their own social media, but you gotta trust me that the ick factor is palpable. Bodily autonomy being what it is, maybe she’s ok with the multiple posts of this type, and I can respect that…and he’s shared quite a few.

But for me the final straw was when, not 24 hours after the horrific Robb Elementary school shooting in Uvalde, Texas on 5/24/22, Anson’s IG story was plugging his firearm silencer business and hyping the launch of new products at the NRA convention that coming weekend in Houston.

If you followed the link early on when I called him a salesman, you may have already figured out that this man has made a sizable fortune off of engineering top of the line silencers for assault rifles. The IG account tells me that they sell for about $700-$750 each. None of this is a crime, but he’s not exactly reading the room in this moment. In comparison, Gen was sharing post after post to her IG story during this time about the need for reform around gun laws and sympathy for the victims. But this guy knew a big convention was approaching and he needed to capitalize. Then he went golfing.

Are you still with me?

So this is why I cringe whenever I see this Wish version of Jensen snuggling up to Jared.

He’s not deserving of the positive assumptions that some fans/Jared stans have made about him based solely on his proximity to Jared. And let’s be honest, with the great big fandom divide these days, a lot of Jared fans are just all too eager to root for anyone that isn’t Jensen. But, in my opinion, you don’t get to show up at an LGBTQ fundraiser claiming to be an ally when you have no doubt voted to protect your own interests (guns, money) and cast ballots for people who also support drag bans and an end to gender affirming care. It doesn’t work like that, especially not in Texas. He’s invested in Texas staying red, and if you recall or scroll up, there was a time when it wasn’t red enough for him. He’s certainly not voting for LGBTQ+ human rights, but he will write them a check for damage control in the aftermath. What a guy.

To clarify, this is NOT an anti-Jared post, although some may see it as such. There’s no suggested call-to-action for the fandom coming from me. Jared is not Anson’s keeper. But at the same time, to an extent, we are who we associate with and with whom we spend precious time. And Jared spends a fair amount of public time with this clown and allows Anson to attach himself to him and profit off of him. Leeching onto Jared is the best thing this guy did to get his face and his veneers seen by a larger audience. So Jared, I love ya, but it’s not a good look. This guy had no qualms showing people who he was when fewer people were looking, but deleting posts doesn’t delete screenshots. And I’ve got those, as you can see.

[aprillikesthings]

OKAY I can finish out the season tonight :D

s3 ep6 The Portal

D:

D:

I actually like this version of Glimmer's outfit better, but like, it's also got a swishy skirt and is more lavender so ....I would

Anyway Adora's been arrested trying to sneak into the castle

FOCUS

well now I'm actively trying not to think about the fic I read yesterday

Micah put a truth spell on Adora and she's ranting about the portal and all that and it's all true but of course she sounds NUTS

aaugh

the portal version of Entrapta ahahah

lol of course she knows

"Only way to shut the portal off is from the inside,

and is stuck there forever!!"

Adora mentions Hordak--

The way her face lights up when talking about Hordak, but then falls when she remembers what Catra did--

anyway she points out "oh the portal is following you, you need to get your sword out of the portal" to Adora who is, rightfully, a little horrified

MARA

oh lord you can see the look on Adora's face when she decides "actually Imma just go get my sword out"

Glimmer and Adora give her a pep talk and disappear

OHHHHHH GOD

HGGGGGGGH

HGGGHHGHGHGHHGHHHHH

oh god I forgot what her voice sounds like when she's corrupted

it took like four tries to get this one ahaha

oh I've realized when else a cartoon gave me that very specific shivery feeling AHAHAHA

*squints at the username of the gifmaker* whatever. I'm just happy to find the exact gif I was looking for, for once, anyway, it's the fusion scene of Malachite from Steven Universe

It's not a sex-related feeling but it's not NOT a sex-related feeling??? I'm not sure if it's related to monsterfucking? the inherent eroticism of realizing a not-quite-human character could kill you for funsies?

I mean also Evelynn from K/DA does it to me sometimes (and she's literally like "but what if getting murdered was ~sexy~"). Hm. 🤔

man I don't even have to caption this one

look, I'm just horny-posting these at this point

well also emotional posting because AUGH

Catra's just like, throwing her around (in various fake portal versions of places they've previously been) and Adora's not even really trying to defend herself

and Catra's taunting her with variations on "this is all your fault"

Like this is literally Adora's worst nightmare

I actually already have a screenshot of this saved somewhere because I was attempting to draw it so I could color it with watercolors and then glue super fine glitter over the glow-y parts, I think I got as far as some of the pencil lines, I should find that....of all the scenes in this show, that's the one I wanted to draw/paint.

And then Adora starts fighting back finally, but also: 😏

YEAH TELL HER

"I didn't break the world, but I am going to fix it!"

(I mean yeah but also: adds another mark on the page titled "times Adora tried to sacrifice herself to save other people")

"And you? You made your choice!" and hooboy that made Catra real mad

LOL I RAN OUT OF IMAGES I knew I would with this one okay hold on

[bayleaf-2]

Having a normal one, gang!

All of these are related, yippeeee

Captions are fucking gone so ig I'll add context for images here! Under the cut so this post isn't the whole screen lol

The "her" the shadow's referring to is Ioun (could've been an "actual conversation" they had)

Dialogue reads "Imma be real, I thought I...dreamt that. Or made it up to cope or something" (non-canon, the. I don't know why I used that design, this would be taking place like waaaay in the future. The event in being referenced did actually happen tho. "I HAVE A HEADCANON THAT THEY BLOCKED OUT/FORGOT THEIR BREAKDOWN OVER EMILY ASCENDING AND SUBSEQUENTLY THE FACT THAT IOUN TALKED TO HIM AND TRIED TO CALM HIM DOWN FJSHFJDJS SHE STILL REMEMBERS THAT IT HAPPENED SHE JUST THINKS SHE MADE IT UP TO COPE. CAUSE IT SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE <3"

Used red pen because red is used for romance a lot, but if this was digital I would've used pink to make that more obvious XP These are just lyrics I had stuck in my head and had to draw so I tried to twist them into being about aromanticism lol. That's also why the "with" is in quotes, it's the very specific "with" people use when they're talking about dating.

Dialogue reads "Yeah, I don't...disagree, with that." Actual line from a thing Kirth and I worked on together haha. They're talking about how killing Ioun might be necessary because of what she might do after the Raven Queen's dead.

That's a screenshot from the writing server lol. I'm currently taking notes on. Plans.

[theatrekidstatus]

Chapter 4: TW:too much rizz and s/h (fr)

Y/n pov: i wake up and I'm the first one I hide Greg and get changed into this

Not the book,candle,phone, "cute fit" "thanks" i turn around and see

"can-t sa-y th-e sa-me" god why did I try to be a smart mouth "can't say much can you" (a/n:bully rizz) "🙄" "no finger?" "🖕🏾" "nah I ment your ring finger" "smo-oth" "like your lips" "ok ca-lm do-wn" "shit my bad" "you're good" "aww there flirting" lin took a pic of us "what the fuck are you doing" "nothing" "can we get breakfast" "sure" "WAIT WHERE IS MY BONNET" jazzy yells "probably in Africa by now" nea says "for real" I add (bonnets are the real Ops)"oh there it is" "everyone get dressed we're getting food" "cool" everyone got dressed up and we went to Waffle House (a/n:shut up) Im getting waffle,bacon,grits, "y'all isn't that waiter kinda cute" jazzy ask

"ooooh jazzy's crushing" "🖕🏽" "hey that's mine thing" the waiter comes over "hello pretty ladies what might you be ordering" "can I get eggs and waffle" pippa asks "can I get bacon eggs and a waffle" nea asks "waffle,bacon,grits,please" jazzy looking at him like a dork "ma'am" "huh" "what would you like" "your number" she whispers "excuse me" "grits and bacon please" "ok "aww" "shut up" 25 minutes later "jazz call your boyfriend over" pip says "oh he's coming over" "ah shit" jazzy wipes food off her faces and puts lip stick back on "do I look ok" "👍🏾" "good" "are you pretty girls ready for the check" "yeah" "oh I think you need this" he puts the plate shit in the middle and gave jazzy a napkin we got to the car "jazzy there something right here" "wait do y'all that's why he gave me the napkin" "🤷🏽‍♀️" "ugh" she pulls it out and squeals "what happened" "he wrote his number on the napkin" "eee" we all squeal "omg he heard me" "damn" "shush y/n this a good thing jazz" nea said we make it back to the theatre "how was y'all food" Lin ask "good" "we all said "jazzy left with a new boyfriend" "I did that shit" "for real twin" "we got 5 hours till rehearsal so let's just chill - and no you can't go back to sleep" "ughhh" we said "wait I saw the cutest puppy on insta imma show y'all" "k" "cool" "sure" I get on my search thing and I see Lin posted it was me and ant "favorite couple" was the caption "🙄" I check the comments "she's so ugly" "he could do better" "ant I thought we were better than this" "she's so fugly" "man Ramos check my dm's you'll move on real quick" I throw my phone and run to the back I took my bag i was crying so hard "I check my bag I found my old blade I was gonna throw it away but it looked REAL helpful right about now I held it to my wrist I hear  long repetitive loud knocks" "y/n please you've been clean for so long please please please the comments aren't true your beautiful and I love you I'll delete the post and all the comments please" Lin cried through the door while trying to break the door "y/n please I love you" I hear it was ... ant he loves me I stand up and open the door Lin ran and hugged me "I love you don't ever scare me like that" I just start crying "let it out sh sh sh let it out come on" he picks me up "y/n are you ok" the girls ask "mhm" I Mutter "today has been a stressful day so everyone can leave and head to my apartment to check on y/n" at the apartment "wait did you want people over DONT LIE" "yeah I love them" "ok..." "I hear a knock at the door" "you're the only without a car yet you're here first and you brought gifts" "can I see her" "sure" "I look up it's ant" "hi do you want some chocolate?" "Hell yeah" he snickers "so you... love me" he looks down "I think so" "I think I LIKE you " "really" "yeah" "do we date now?" "Can we" "sure" he had a little smile "you smile is so cute" "thank you" "look how the table have turned I use to be the nervous one" "I'm not nervous" "what happened to the boy whit w rizz and confidence" he's right here" "wha-" im cut of by his lips on mine I just look at him "im sorry" and ran away Lin came in and I told him everything "I'll call him" "no lin please" "ok" everyone came over and I  said everything from the comments to ant "yn/n I'm sorry"  "it's ok it's been a hard day I kinda wanna eat and sleep" "oh of course" "I'm sorry" "DONT say sorry it's just boundaries" "let's go ya'll" "k" they all left "I made your favorite" "thank you chef Lin" I eat it and the food was really good I hop in bed and sleep my ass off.

Anthony Ramos pov: I wake up i notice y/n is up she's not at my side I go to the bathroom and get ready I see y/n I saw "cute fit" "thanks" "can-t sa-y th-e sa-me"  "can't say much can you" "🙄" "no finger?" "🖕🏾" "nah I ment your ring finger" "smo-oth" "like your lips" "ok ca-lm do-wn" "shit my bad" "you're good" "aww there flirting" lin took a pic of us "what the fuck are you doing" "nothing" "can we get breakfast" "sure" "WAIT WHERE IS MY BONNET" jazzy yells "probably in Africa by now" nea says "for real" y/n added "oh there it is" "everyone get dressed we're getting food" "cool" everyone got dressed up and we went to Waffle House oak was talking bout his plan too ask pippa same with davved and nea "Ramos when are you gonna ask out middle" "WHO?" "y/n" he whispered "ohhh idk why'd you say middle" he just 🖕🏿 me "ohh" "yeah" "y'all are grown men and can't talk to your crush" Chris chimed in "I can't imagine not dating your crush" groff says as he touches Lins hand "yeah baby" "get a booth"

A little later

"how was y'all food" Lin ask "good" "we all said "jazzy left with a new boyfriend" "I did that shit" "for real twin" "we got 5 hours till rehearsal so let's just chill - and no you can't go back to sleep" "ughhh" we said "im so tired I tell the guys" "same" "for real" "yeah" I see y/n running away crying "what happened we ask the girls" "we don't know" i pick up her phone and read some strange comments i was nauseous i show them and Lin said "on no" we run after Lin he dose long repetitive loud knocks" "y/n please you've been clean for so long please please please the comments aren't true your beautiful and I love you I'll delete the post and all the comments please" Lin cried through the door while trying to break the door I was so upset I just yell "y/n please I love you" everyone looked at me and tears down my face as i didn't hear anything from her she and opened the door Lin ran and hugged her "I love you don't ever scare me like that" she just started crying "let it out sh sh sh let it out come on" he picked her up "y/n are you ok" the girls ask "mhm" she muttered Mutter "today has been a stressful day so everyone can leave and head to my apartment to check on y/n at the apartment" "you're the only without a car yet you're here first and you brought gifts" "can I see her" "sure"  "hi do you want some chocolate?" "Hell yeah" he snickers "so you... love me" i look down "I think so" "I think I LIKE you " "really" "yeah" "do we date now?" "Can we" "sure" he had a little smile "you smile is so cute" "thank you" "look how the table have turned I use to be the nervous one" "I'm not nervous" "what happened to the boy whit w rizz and confidence" he's right here" "wha-" im cut of by his lips on mine I just look at her "im sorry" and ran away

[stinkyhyena9000]

recording those how to draw videos now. it doesnt have captions so imma add some for yall!!

[forgettin-my-legos]

My WIP speculation comic if I'll have time to post it b4 the specials air!

Scene: 01, 02, 03 (soon)

My main focus was wanting to play around with HOW qitian dasheng is gonna hit a point where he would willing allow WBS to possess him. My theory honestly is that he doesn't. He thinks this will take him out, that he's given enough to his successor to finish the fight. He DOESN'T know she has the lantern from Liuer Mihou and that's how it's going to take a drastic shift before he can stop it.

[the-palmetto-king]

neil gets out of his deal with the moryiamas simply bc he keeps sending ichirou the most random shit until he annoys him enough where he blocks neil and says that its ok if u dont give me money as long as you never contact me again

[nauticalfools]

.

[boopliette]

i miss painting self portraits it’s nice to remember you’re a person

[rebirthdinosaurs]

alright, so i saw someone in a jason mask doing asmr on tiktok, and now i gotta figure out what kind of asmr the horror movie serial killers would make.

i’m not very knowledgeable in asmr types or horror movie serial killers, so bear with me on this.

we’ll start with jason:

the jason that started this was doing direct mic like,, shaving cream asmr, so i’m gonna go ahead and say jason is more into sensory asmr that focuses on specific sound triggers.

pennywise:

mans definitely does mukbang asmr of eating children. slurp slurp. children r yummy. i can’t imagine this gets monetized very well, though, but the idea of him doing this is just… hilarious.

ghostface:

imma be honest and say i don’t know much about this character… but i feel like he/they would be very into obscure scenario/role-play asmr. like bad doctor asmr or mad scientist asmr? they like focusing on a story behind each asmr video they do.

leatherface:

i don’t know much about leatherface, either? i tjink he’d be very into makeup/beauty asmr, n trying to make u look pretty through the camera:)

chucky:

my guy is really into cooking/chopping asmr. he really likes chopping things up with knives.

the creeper:

again, don’t know much about him. he does a lot of drawing/drawing with random things type asmr. sometimes he’ll add interesting facts in the closed captions, so make sure you have those on. he doesn’t actually talk..? so he’s a silent asmrtist who likes to educate people as best as he can.

candyman:

are… are you kidding me? eating asmr, mostly centered around desserts/candy. same vibes as pennywise, but treated a bit more seriously? at least in the sense that he is more monetized than pennywise is lmao-

pinhead:

i was honestly gonna say that he does like,, slime/crunch asmr, but i think he’s also very into solving complicated puzzle boxes as asmr.. and rubix cubes lol

freddy kreuger:

manz reads bedtime stories as asmr. you cannot tell me this man doesn’t figure out how to do asmr as an easy way to get people to fall asleep. he sits in a lil chair with a lil reading lamp and reads stories as asmr. i’d be cute if he wasn’t doing it as a way to murder you.

michael myers:

cooking/baking asmr. he goes real heavy on good cooking/baking asmr cause he can’t talk, but he gets to show off some of his skills in the kitchen. you gotta be real smart while making a good meal. this totally isn’t partially based on a comic i saw of michael being a good cook at a cookout. yes he wears a “kiss the cook” type apron in every video.

jigsaw:

i had to specifically look him up because i couldn’t remember his name. he does video game asmr. like on online puzzle games or minecraft or that one powersoaker game? he just sits there n plays the game n talks n tells stories in a quiet voice.

a chunk of the names on this list come from this article.

feel free to add or change things if you’re more knowledgeable on the subject than i am, i just thought this was a funny idea lol-

[nightlyponder]

started Silent Sea and I'm already seein we're havin the same issue as we did wit Squid Games where the CC doesnt reflect what is bein said in Korean, but rather what the English dub is sayin. and there's no option to use just regular subtitles so I just know Imma miss sum shit.

from the jump you know theres sumn wrong cuz there's 2 closed captions for dialogue that isn't spoken in the Korean version but is spoken in the English dub. why they felt the need to add those lines of dialogue in the first place is beyond me.

[juminsmysticmc]

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MC...teaching Jumin meme culture

That's all imma say and you can add the rest

You want cuddles? Check

Lots of kisses? Check?

Jumin trying and failing to send a meme to MC and the RFA? Check?

More cuddles and kisses? Double check

A failed attempt where Jumin tries to quote a vien but inatead mixes two up and ends up being something else entirely? Check

Just make it so sweet that we all get diabetes ;D

Mc teaching Jumin the Meme Culture 

Okay, so I had some other requests before this but I knew that it would take me some time to get this one finished so I started with this one first because I also didn’t know what memes were ( and the requester had to explain what vien is so RIP ) This is inspired by my beta reader ( thanks baby ) and no, I didn’t get paid for using the card name ,,what do you meme?’’

Tell me if you enjoyed this One Shot! It was a nice challenge LOL

You were sitting on your couch, going through an Instagram meme page when Jumin heard you chuckle to yourself. Your husband decided to check on you. He wanted to know what could possibly make his wife laugh and chuckle to herself. The black haired man looked over your shoulders, his eyes on your phone display as you were scrolling down. He could see a girl that was probably six years old. The girl was smiling and in the background a house was on fire. Jumin slowly began to read what the picture said, ,,When they say that anime is for children’’ Jumin didn’t quite understand what a house on fire had to do with Japanese animation, but he didn’t say anything until you somehow noticed that there was warmth on your back. You turned your head around just to see your husband behind you. ,,Jumin, you made me panic for a second. Is everything okay?’’ you asked him and looked him deep into his eyes. The look of concern made him go soft as he brushed your cheek.

,,Yes, my love. Everything is fine. I was just wondering why you were reading these odd picture captions,’’ he told you and kept staring at your phone. Once again, you chuckled and rubbed with your hand on his arm. ,,Jumin, these aren’t some captions. It’s a meme. You don’t know what memes are?’’ you asked him and couldn’t stop smiling. Your husband shook his head. Once again, he wasn’t up to date… but before he could even feel bad, you pulled him over. He walked around the couch to sit next to you, your hand on his leg as you moved closer to him. Your soft lips touched his cheek as you mumbled in his ear that it was okay ,,For once, I can teach you something,’’ you giggled. ,,My love,’’ Jumin began and stroked your hair with his big manly hand. You looked at him and waited for him to talk to you. ,,You already taught me so many things. You taught me love, happiness, how to relax... I hope you’re not serious,’’ he smiled and then looked back to your phone’s display.

,,So, basically memes are pictures like these and… wait,’’ you sighed and opened google, asking ,,What’s a meme?’’ You quickly hit the button for research and then read out loud what the first page said. ,,An image, video, piece of text, etc., typically humorous in nature, that is copied and spread rapidly by internet users, often with slight variations,’’ you said and looked at him, who seemed to understand. Then you opened Instagram again and scrolled through your phone. This time, a blonde young toddler was seen in a car seat looking disgusted. Jumin read the caption and somehow had to chuckle, but it was odd that people really had time for this.

,,You know! We should invite Zen, Yoosung, Seven and Jaehee. I have a game that’s called ,,’What do you MEME?’ and I think that it could help you to understand memes better!’’ you called out. Well, without waiting for an answer you quickly wrote the RFA what you were planning and… Well, they all had different reactions…

New Chat opened - Help Jumin Han to understand Memes

Mc: Guys, come here and play ,,What would you meme?’’ with us. I just found out that my hubby doesn’t know what memes are

707: on my way

this is gong to be funny

going

Yoosung: I should study but…

I NEED TO RELAX TOO

I’ll come

707: I’ll come and pick you up yoosung boyyy

I will be able to play with elly

Mc: we will keep her save in our room and go downstairs so that Zen doesn’t get an allergic reaction ;)

Zen: You care about me… you should leave him. He doesn’t even know what memes are

Jaehee: Zen, you should care about your career…

besides it’s not nice to try to manipulate a married woman

I will come. I need to analyze this game too

Mc: come here quickly you all :)

MC left the chat

And so it was that you quickly prepared some snacks, took out your old game, and waited for your friends to arrive. When everyone arrived, you finally took your game and mixed the two different samples of cards. ,,I will begin!’’ you giggled happily, making Jumin look more at you than paying attention to the game ,,When u realize that the song u always keep skipping is actually fire,’’ you said and then pulled another card, pulling that one with the house on fire. The RFA and you began to laugh and managed to make Jumin have fun too, as well as possibly understand the game and memes a bit better.

,,When ur parents say that you spend too much time on the phone,’’ Zen said and pulled a card ,,This one fits perfectly,’’ he said, turning over the card, making Yoosung clap in agreement. It was indeed a nice evening and everyone enjoyed playing with you and Jumin. Jumin himself noticed that he would like to play that game once again… The evening passed and you were on Jumin’s lap, your arms around his neck as you nuzzled your head on his soft skin, inhaling his manly scent. ,,I want some kisses, some ,,you did well kisses,’’ he mumbled. And whatever he wanted, you gave it to him, kissing him with all your love, hugging him even tighter as if you would fall off any second…

The next morning you woke up, Jumin already left, but a chat was opened by him. The next chat already explained what happened.

Zen: I think our hard work was in vain. The trust fund kid still doesn’t know how to make a meme.

Yoosung: Mc, you’re beautiful while you sleep, lolol

707: That’s against privacy. Should I call the police for you?

Zen: They will put him in prison for failing at making meme, not taking a pic of his wife.

Mc: *inserts a picture of a puppy with an angry face saying ,,when dumb people make fun of your husband*  

And then you left the chat.

It didn’t take long until Jumin came home that night and hugged you for a long time, embarrassed by what he did, but you could make him feel better by hugging him, rubbing his back and giving him a lot of kisses on his nose, cheek, lips and eyes.

,,Maybe we should use vines,’’ you smiled and showed him the app with the funny videos.

The next failure was soon to come.

Jumin: ,,Welcome to Radio T T T T T T T T T T ARGET,’’

Yoosung: I think…

Vines are still too difficult for you, Mr Han XD

Zen: This… Mc, please, do something

707: I should give you a lesson

Mc: I think that my husband is perfect the way he is. I think it’s funny

With that you once again climbed on top of your husband and kissed him deeply on his lips because it was okay. ,,You’re special. This makes it funnier,’’ you laughed and hugged him, putting your head on his chest.

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05.04.2021// 12:31 MEST