What if there was a children’s cartoon on local television channels in Hatchetville with the lords in black plushies?
The cartoon show follows the LIB as they are “fwendy-wends from another dimension!” learning about earth and having misadventures that sorta turn dark. The cartoon only appears at odd hours and not many people remember it but, also do at the same time. (I.e candle cove style)
Like weird episodes cross peoples minds like “Remember that episode where Blinky just… stares into the camera for a long time?”
Or
“That weird episode where Tinky suggest putting a fork in the electric socket for a “fun shock?”
Honestly this idea is just so that Wiggly can do more of the uwu speak. It’s so funny.
I do not eat bread. Wheat is of no use to me. The wheat fields have nothing to say to me. And that is sad. But you have hair that is the colour of gold. Think how wonderful that will be when you have tamed me! The grain, which is also golden, will bring me back the thought of you.
we just met but i swear it's been years
i'd pay any price to stay right here
though the sirens sound the sky is falling
love, you are the path i'll keep on following
I have this one fic idea rattling in my brain and the fact that there's nothing similar to it on ao3 means that I should take the plunge and write it myself 😔 pray for me dear followers
a concerning amount of witchblr will be like "um actually new years was stolen by europeans from the ancient god scroobus mcdoobus" and then you actually try to research scroobus mcdoobus and it turns out he was invented in the 1940s by a conspiracy theorist who powdered every meal with ketamine and thinks that queer people are reincarnated fish