#but it should !!

[arachnethebard]

I'm really tempted to replay BG3 just to see if i can use the scroll of true resurrection at Withers reunion party on Gale because I need that hurt and sure I could find out if it was possible through the internet but this feels like a secret best learned through experience.

[myceliumbutch]

Gay sex can cure most ailments

[ramblingcoyote]

My personal headcanon is when Vash and Wolfwood get in a minor fight Vash pouts over it and sings "It's All Coming Back to Me Now" by Celine Dion to himself loud enough for Wolfwood to hear because he wants him to know he's mad but also that he doesn't want to be mad.

Wolfwood finds it idiotically charming.

If Vash is drunk he sings it directly at him.

[ratgamergirlgf]

You should be able to cut the hatred out of you

[slippinmickeys]

Not to be horny on main, but can someone point me to realistic fanart of Scully standing in Mulder’s apartment in somewhat provocatively mussed dishabille, wearing nothing but his Gray’s jersey?

[violet-sumire]

Fuyumi gets turned into a cat and is adopted by an unknowing Hawks.

She's startled when she learns he's dating (read: having intimate relations with) the villain Dabi, but she grows used to him with time.

Then she starts noticing some familiar things about him...

All the while Hawks is trying to help Endeavor find his missing daughter, to little success.

[k4tie75]

The amount I'd pay for an acoustic version of part of the band is actually ridiculous

[pixiedane]

Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jack Crusher (Star Trek: Picard)/Sidney La Forge, Jack Crusher (Star Trek: Picard) & Seven of Nine, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: Seven of Nine, Raffi Musiker, Jack Crusher (Star Trek: Picard), Sidney La Forge, Jamie Tartt, Additional Characters in Minor Roles Additional Tags: Football | Soccer, Slice of Life, Childhood Heroes, Team Bonding, Friends With Benefits, Self-Indulgent Summary:

Jack convinces Captain Seven to hold a 2402 Worlds Cup watch party for the whole ship.

(Don't) Put Away Childish Things

A self-indulgent one-shot that suggests Ted Lasso and Star Trek are a shared universe.

[kimvvantae]

Please continue saudade please I am here since beginning of 2020 btw I love your writing 🥰🥰

omg i'm sorry for making you wait so long 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i was re-reading it rn to remember where the plot stopped!!

[hyperions-fate]

Ideally, the ICJ will mandate that all German SPD and Green politicians will have to wear monocles and pickelhauben to remind everyone that they're reactionary junker-wannabe trash.

[akirameta84]

had a really good oneshot idea but im too tired to start writing so im just gonna hope i both remember it and still want to write it tmr

[ineffable-gallimaufry]

i think last night i had a dream that sonic and shadow were like.. canonically kismeses? like idk but like. i think that should happen.

[akagamiko]

sorry but i’m team hope shanks sends barto’s head in a box to luffy

[maxsix]

Survival Show Idea: When God Lee Taemin returns from the military, in order to give him time to grow his hair out, there should be a survival show to choose his heir. I want every company to send their best boy and every single week they have to embarrass themselves perform a Taemin song. The Drama would be Unprecedented. 

[subconsciousmysteries]

in order to maintain control, these cult leaders always need to have some degree of "I know you better than you know yourself" and what better way to establish that than to claim that you can never know your true self, you are always lying to yourself, and someone else always knows you and sees you better than you see you.

[metamelonisle]

snuggling this pile of fluffy blankets will heal me