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Satanus is overthrown (Blaze or Neron, don’t matter) and getting dumped on earth in human form, which is just a fairly tan/sun kissed man with wavy black hair in braids for an idea of what he ends up looking like, and what’s a former ruler of hell to do to reclaim his throne and powers but to go to his kinda brother for help!
Cue the JL being baffled at Lord Satanus in human guise demanding to see some brother (bc he knows what company Billy keeps) and they’re just trying to figure out if helping him would be a net good or bad bc on one hand, he’s not as active or malicious an antagonistic force as his sister or Neron, but on the other hand it’s helping to give a demon his powers back to rule literal Hell. When they ask who exactly his brother is he says, “Captain Marvel, the Batson boy, the Big Red Cheese of Fawcett or whatever it is you mortals call him outside his official titles!” And they just have to do some punnet squares in their heads because what?
Anyway, Cap and Satanus talk, JLD is brought in, they agree that “Yeah, better the devil you know then the devil you don’t, plus this one would owe us a favor” and decide to help Satanus before Neron/Blaze can do any damage in their new position
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Zosan fic preview :) basically the aftermath of a fight
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Chopper speaks directly to Sanji. “Your ribs are bruised, and your neck. Other than some ointment, bandages, and painkillers, I can’t help much. This is going to take some time and ample rest to heal. Promise me you’ll take it easy, okay?”
Sanji laughs lightly, “those are the doctor’s orders. I promise.”
Chopper turns to Zoro. “Could you help him into a sitting position? You may need to support his weight while I bandage him.”
Zoro nods and turns to the cook. “This might hurt, are you good?”
Sanji huffs, “I’ll be fine, I’m not a— oh, oh, okay, ow—” he groans as Zoro holds him by his arm and lifts him up with a hand under his back.
Chopper nods in satisfaction. “Perfect, thanks Zoro.”
Zoro smiles teasingly at Sanji. “You’re being so brave, cook-san.”
“Oh shut it, you.” He feigns annoyance, but he’s smiling. Zoro’s hands remain in place. If the cook’s heavier breathing was indication, he probably couldn’t sit up by himself just yet. Sanji makes no protest, silently thankful for the physical support.
In just a few minutes, Chopper is done wrapping him up. “Here,” he holds out a few pills in front of Sanji, “take these.” He pulls out a small flask, “and here’s some water. Now, since you have bruising on your neck this may be painful. But I promise it’ll make you feel better overall.”
Sanji nods and pops the pills into his mouth, his expression becoming pained as he drinks the water and swallows. He huffs, “shit, if this is any indication of how eating is going to feel, this is gonna suck.”
“Don’t worry curly,” Zoro chimes in, “I can chew your food for ya.” What. Why did he say that.
“WHAT?” Sanji’s face is a tomato. Zoro is sure his is too.
“Uhhh,” Chopper speaks up, “I need to go get something, I’ll be back!” He runs out of the room.
“Zoro, what the hell—”
“Shit, I don’t even know.”
They avoid looking at each other, the silence between them growing increasingly awkward. Finally, Sanji breaks it.
“Was that an attempt at flirting?”
“What— no, I—”
“Because I know you can do better than that.”
Zoro blinks in bewilderment. “I’m sorry?”
Sanji, probably a bit out of his right mind from the pain, doesn’t back down. “If you’re gonna flirt with me, do it right. Tell me I have pretty eyes, or something.”
“You have pretty eyes.”
“You— did you just say that because I told you to, or do you mean it?”
“I mean it.”
“…Well.”
The silence is less uncomfortable, but more flustered.
“You have a nice nose… shape.”
Zoro is the amused one this time. He chuckles, “and you said mine was bad.”
Sanji gets defensive, “hey, that’s nowhere near as bad as what you said!”
“Alright, alright.” He thinks for a moment. “You have pretty hands.”
Sanji’s eyes shimmer at that, his expression becoming one of hope and appreciation.
“You really think so?” He asks softly.
Zoro nods and moves the hand holding the cook’s arm to lace their fingers together. He wordlessly turns the blond’s hand in his own, admiring it with soft eyes. “I’ve always thought so. You take really good care of them.”
Sanji smiles bashfully, looking down at their hands and observing how they interlock so perfectly. “I like your hands, too. I like how they’re different from mine,” he says thoughtfully, “They’re strong.”
“Yeah?” Zoro asks softly.
“Yeah,” Sanji confirms.
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“The mustache being gone is just a one-time thing, right?” She asks as she's perched on the toilet lid with her hair in rollers and her legs crossed as she files down her nails. “Why are you asking?” He murmurs as he wipes off any remaining shaving cream. Her head turns to face him, seeing that any remaining facial hair is now gone. “Why are you answering my question with a question?”
“And if it wasn’t a one-time thing?” He questions.
“I'd be a little disappointed. I was pretty fond of it. It made you more handsome.” She says, standing up, placing her file back in its usual place on the counter before kissing his cheek as she made her way out the cramped bathroom.
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