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Sir. This is a Bat Burger's

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The Al Ghuls have a family curse of falling is live with pathetic men.

Commission Info / Kofi

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Bruce being a proud papa to a bunch of dumbass kids

I am so tempted to draw a seahorse mer batfam. Like this is a sleep deprived-fueled need.

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Jason “Being Robin gives me magic!” Todd: Child.

Billy “I have the magic of Shazam!” Batson: Teenager.

They would be the best of friends and also demolish the Joker’s kneecaps

fine I’ll say it. Jason and Billy would be good friends

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Oh my goodness, mixing Epic and Shazam

I just relistened to that song and now all I can think of is Billy hearing the souls of people he couldn’t save screaming at him as to why he didn’t go far enough to prevent their deaths

Not like he isn’t haunted by them already, no?

The Underworld song from the Epic soundtrack but it's Captain marvel and the JL.

The JL has to see all of the champions past memories.

The part where the song talks about the infant, is Black Adam, fated to kill a child that looked so much like his own in order to save his family. Only for his own son and wife to die later.

The Polities part is of Mar-Vell the kryptonian who's friend was killed by the criminal on the ship.

The mother one could totally be Billy, or even worse, another young champion. This boy, barely 20 who went to save the world, and whose mother died while he was away.

The best (or worst) part is the JL can see everyone of those emotions flashing through the Captain.

He reacts to every single line of the memories as the past champions do in the visions.

He whips around searching for his lost comrad who was so full of optimism that it got him killed.

He reaches towards the mother as the vision of the young champion did.

The ache in his eyes at the sight of Teth Adam holding a boy he will kill for his own. Knowing his son dies in the end.

Just imagine it

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I’m simultaneously excited for and dreading your next chapter now. I don’t want Billy to hurt but I love whumps

Oh same, trust me

I’ve gotta figure out what dialogue in the screaming matching I’m conjuring up get used

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Idk why it’s not appearing in notes when I put the link or why I can’t tag them (I think my thing is glitching again) but the other note person was right

I NEED HELP FINDING A FIC Y’ALL

ok so I found it on tumblr and i was under a meme about fanon vs canon dick and Jason as robins. And the fic was about dick and jason getting turned into kids again and tim and damian think dick is jason (cause he’s angry) and that jason is dick (cause he’s happy). i was reading it on tumblr then it reloaded and was gone forever💔 the fic was on ao3, complete, and had 4 chapters

PLEASE LEMME KNOW IF U CAN FIND IT😭

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Okay but like, leveling with you anon? The plan is that them talking is the next chapter and I am going to rip into all the insecurities and fears Billy has and how Tim’s actions just cemented the fact that he was right to be scared of them because what he was so scared of actually happened.

I am going to make Billy hurt

“ Ah, I love getting closer to the clash that will be Tim saying “Hey, this is Captain Marvels secret identity and the implications here are seriously effed!” And Bruce countering with the knowledge that, “No, that is not his identity and it’s actually worse!” ”

Dang it I missed the closer part and thought it would be happening in this chapter. The wait is killing meeeeee! 😫 why must you torture me so

FOR I AM A WRITER! ‘TIS MINE BREAD AND BUTTER TO TORTURE!

MWA-HAHHAHAHHAHA

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“ Ah, I love getting closer to the clash that will be Tim saying “Hey, this is Captain Marvels secret identity and the implications here are seriously effed!” And Bruce countering with the knowledge that, “No, that is not his identity and it’s actually worse!” ”

Dang it I missed the closer part and thought it would be happening in this chapter. The wait is killing meeeeee! 😫 why must you torture me so

FOR I AM A WRITER! ‘TIS MINE BREAD AND BUTTER TO TORTURE!

MWA-HAHHAHAHHAHA

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bat-swap is so fucking good the new chapter had me squealing and kicking my feet. OUAGH

AAAHAHHH! FIRST AO3 ANON! HELLO!

Okay but these comments make me so happy, I cannot stress that enough

I am so happy you’re having so much fun reading!

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Oh hey, past me! Guess what?

WE ARE ALMOST AT 17K!

BATSWAP HAS OFFICIALLY HIT 400 KUDOS!!!

Thank you all so much for reading and your support! I cant believe I’m here already!

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i love this character so much......i hope they get seriously injured and almost die

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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

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Let’s team up and enjoy every other chore being done

(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

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I actually quite like doing the dishes (feminists how I’ve failed you)

(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

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DC Masters - Series 1

#45 Blaze