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Oh, I thought this was a recent thing lol 😂 I don’t know what action comics number were at

If you guys know this stuff ahead of time than you know Clark is gonna grow up just fine, become the spearpoint of a new age of heroes INCLUDING the next champions of all 3 of you and everything will work out more or less for the best. Action Comics 794

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Seeing a lot of new people show up in my notes with like "proship dni" or whatever so RENT LOWERING GUNSHOT: IM AN ADULT WHO DOES NOT CARE IF PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMATIC SHIPS, IM OLD AND BELIEVE TABOO FICTION IS SAFE AND HEALTHY, IM AN OLD MAN WHO THINKS IT'S FINE TO HAVE SHIPS THAT WOULD BE BAD IN REAL LIFE, I BELIEVE IN TABOO KINKS AS HEALING PLACES, I DO NOT DO SHIP DISCOURSE, I THINK IT'S OKAY TO WRITE ABOUT BAD THINGS HAPPENING TO GOOD PEOPLE WITHOUT CONDEMNING IT IN THE NARRATIVE, I THINK IT'S OKAY TO GET OFF TO MAKE BELIEVE BAD THINGS!!! THANKS

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This kills me and makes me think of that MPREG misadventure from the Journey to the West

It’s not out of the realm of possibility 😂

Mulan AU where she does get caught by the other fresh recruits while she's bathing but Mushu helps her spin it like the lake is cursed by an evil lizard demon and will turn men into women if they stay in it for too long.

From there it's not actually difficult to get the other soldiers onboard with covering up the fact that poor Ping took one for the team and got afflicted by the vagina curse, especially since it would have been all of them if they hadn't gotten the warning ahead of time. So they agree to help him cover it up, because obviously the army's not going to understand.

Shang is... tentatively glad that the men are bonding and getting along, even if they continue to be deeply weird about it.

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When the moon fell in love with the sun~

All was golden in the sky~

All was golden when the day~ met the night~

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Batman (Comics), Robin (Comics), Robin: Son of Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Damian Wayne/Original Male Character(s), Stephanie Brown & Damian Wayne, Duke Thomas & Damian Wayne, Duke Thomas & Original Male Character(s) Characters: Damian Wayne, Stephanie Brown, Duke Thomas, Conrad Bishop Additional Tags: Idiots in Love, Self-Esteem Issues, Damian Wayne is Bad at Feelings, Duke Thomas Tries to Be a Good Sibling, Stephanie Brown Does Her Best, First Dates, Conrad Bishop is a Ray of Sunshine, But the Kind that Gives You Sunburn, Conrad Bishop is Totally Fine™, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Series: Part 12 of The Kids Are Alright Summary:

As funny as Conrad thought it was, Damian refused to count the Parademon fiasco as their first date.

…But that meant he had to schedule something better.

Something worthy.

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“That person is obviously a fed” tag from prev. Guess what! You’re very close!

The event is for CaitVi! So there’s definitely fed lovers in there!

So there's gossip about some version of kinktober over on twitter adding a bunch of nonsensical rules this year, and I am fascinated. Studying this like a bug.

Like, what the hell.

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So there's gossip about some version of kinktober over on twitter adding a bunch of nonsensical rules this year, and I am fascinated. Studying this like a bug.

Like, what the hell.

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T1 and Avengers being his Pinkimina era makes sense

The fact that Loki's hair in T1 and A1 is straight while, starting with TDW, it gets wavier the better he feels is an undeniable proof that Loki is secretly a Pinky Pie. In this essay I will-

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“Why couldn’t you love me?!”

“I do!”

“All of me!”

Loki: (Ugly sobbing into his popcorn)

Rip Loki Laufeyson you would’ve loved Kpop Demon Hunters

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LMFAOOOO the kind of kinktober happening on twt…

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LMFAOOOO the kind of kinktober happening on twt…

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To offer a properly kinky Kinktober prompt list instead of that horse shit, the following remains under the cut

Stay kinky and creative, write your hearts out

LMFAOOOO the kind of kinktober happening on twt…

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It comes to a point… where you just gotta look at a person and tell them to fuck off. Disrespectfully

The rules and FAQ of what is and isn’t allowed for this event are ridiculous and, honestly, so weird because this isn’t a zone or anything? They posted a prompt list to be used for a specific ship and are saying they’re gonna enforce rules that are antithetical to some of those prompts?

Like how can there be use of the “Daddy/Mommy” prompt when participants aren’t allowed to depict them as cis or trans men (as I know is a common enough headcanon with Vi to bother at least one person, or the Trans woman crowd) when they just needed to say “Mommy kink”?

Also how do you make Monster Fucking SS&C to the degree they’re laying out? Or the Free Use prompt?? CNC isn’t rape like the mods are equating it, the first C in CNC is fucking CONSENSUAL

LMFAOOOO the kind of kinktober happening on twt…

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Eeeeee, forever love my blue blooded blue skinned prince

i work on my own loki variant hehehe

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Love to see the return of the protective dad but it’s certainly like, a choice?? We have Shazam instead of Mamagaran in a comic? Drawn in his old style?

I don’t get the creative decision to draw him in White Guy form again

If you guys know this stuff ahead of time than you know Clark is gonna grow up just fine, become the spearpoint of a new age of heroes INCLUDING the next champions of all 3 of you and everything will work out more or less for the best. Action Comics 794

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Welp (Buzzing sounds) time to destress

i need to shave my head. now.

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Do you really or is it just the heat talking /j

i need to shave my head. now.

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I’m sorry, IS SHAZAM BEING DRAWN IN HIS CLASSIC LOOK??

Huh??

“He will cause the death of my next Champion.” HELLO?? WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT INJUSTICE??

If you guys know this stuff ahead of time than you know Clark is gonna grow up just fine, become the spearpoint of a new age of heroes INCLUDING the next champions of all 3 of you and everything will work out more or less for the best. Action Comics 794