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callixton · 5 months

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i adore my department head to death but i do wish she wasn’t so transphobic. hurts sometimes

#ig she was talking to my friend and asked him if he’d noticed he’s the only man at the table (which i was sitting at too) and he was like #well no that’s wrong #but like. ma’am wtf.#and her son (also trans) (you are beginning to understand now) was at this dinner and he started talking to me abt like very personal trans #- questions. which didn’t really bother me he just had no tact. like he looked at my chest and went you’ll probably be fine with keyhole #dude what. we are in public. like it’s fine but ???#apparently she talks to me about him all of the time though #and he kept complimenting my voice which was nice bc i am still insecure over it #and with her it is Not on purpose she just. can’t get it through her head #i still don’t know if that boy knows i’m trans i’m realizing. like i think he does but i’ve thought a lot of people do and i was wrong #ted talks

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gwandas · 1 month

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It’s actually very funny to me that SJM forgot to write Cassian as saying or even thinking he loves Nesta but did remember to write him saying he loves Mor

#peak comedy #and then right after this we got hofas bonus chapter #i’m not convinced she respects her own ship like hello?? ma’am wtf is this #anti nessian #acotar

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imthursdaysyme · 1 year

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Stobin talking about anything and everything all the time

#stranger things #steve harrington #drawing #art #robin buckley #stobin #they be talking again #I just always view them chatting I’m sorry #every picture they’re talking up a storm #they forget anyone else is anywhere #they get an idea in their mind to tell the other they drop everything they’re doing #one track mind they straight shoot it to the other person #and whoever they’re with will be like what the fuck is so important that we have to run to Steve what is happening #and Robin is out of breath after running and dragging Nancy behind her across the entire fucking town of Hawkins #and she gets in front of Steve and is like omg I realized I had to tell you something and Steve’s like omg does it have to do with monkeys #and Robin is like omg YES did you know that one species of monkey gives hugs it’s so cute like long limbs and everything #and Steve is like that’s so cool and Nancy is like wtf that is not important and Steve gasps and is like it IS IMPORTANT #Steve and Robin glaring at Nancy as Steve attempts a monkey hug wrapping #wrapping his arms in his best attempt at a monkey hug like #this is SO important miss ma’am excuse you #and Nancy is like good god how in the world did I date both of these insane creatures #anyway #digital art

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ihidebehindanonymity · 5 months

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Taylor Swift’s work ethic is sometching I can only aspire to

#like ma’am #wtf do you mean #11 more songs??#(not counting the variants we already heard about)#she’s feeding us good #taylor swift #taylor swift ttpd #the tortured poets department #the tortured poets department:the anthology

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dumpster-fire-sapphic-failgirl · 10 months

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Silver: Well how do you feel about Ame?

Suvi/Sky: We weren’t having sex in the bathroom and I can prove it

#worlds beyond number spoilers #worlds beyond number #suvi the wizard #ma’am you dodged that question like Steel dodged Eursulon’s attacks #ep 17 #glass heart #wtf this episode tried to murder me

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soubiapologist · 4 months

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#so that means yun knows mimuaka fans exist which is funny. like don’t perceive me ma’am #i have literally no idea wtf she’s going to do i gave her 2 OC refs and was like #btw if you can scribble a height and colour chart for mimuaka in 5 mins i’d be really grateful cuz i wanna draw them lol #but everything is up to you #and the terms and conditions are basically that she can do whatever LMAO so WHO KNOWS

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distantwave · 1 year

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Idk there’s just something magical about dating women ✨

#just call me your fave boring lesbian <3 #BITCH WHO MESSAGES LIKE THIS ON A DATING APP #SHE MATCHED EITH ME FIRST?????#ma’am if ur gonna call me boring just move on wtf 😭

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talkfastcal · 6 months

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Just saw a lady on my fyp talking about “red flags she saw at a daycare center” and all of the comments are early education teachers roasting her 💀

#‘I want the daycare I go to have a requirement of taking the kids to the park’ k ma’am majority of these daycares are in cities-#like we have fenced in playgrounds/outdoor spaces for a reason #even one comment was like ‘I would not want my daycare bringing kids to a park’#and then she got upset that they didn’t like encourage math or learning to read #and like while we do let the kiddos look at books and of course they ask questions about words or what’s going on in the book #and we always read to them. it’s not developmentally appropriate for us to teach them to read. like even our preK teachers do SOME but-#nothing like the school system because it’s not appropriate #like her BABY isn’t even a toddler wtf are you on about #and I actually do math with my students (who are toddlers/early preschoolers)#no were not doing equations or learning how to add numbers together #however we are constantly counting. we are constantly sorting. we are constantly making patterns.#like I’m sorry you want your infant to do equations that’s not what we do in a daycare #find a nanny

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know-the-way · 6 months

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Me: Yeah, I really like this queer bubblegum pop artist who writes songs about being bugs with their soulmate in their past lives and stuff. I know, she’s so silly and fun haha! 🥰

Also Me: *spends five consecutive days crying over a new song that hits far too close to home* sh-she’s so s-silly and f-fun ha… ha 🥹👍😭

#peach prc this is about you #my therapist will be getting a copy of those lyrics because wtf ma’am #‘a blonde little girl who tugs on your shirt & she looks nothing like me’#and ‘if souls return tell them i said hi’ will be highlighted AND underlined #… whew okay i’m okay… nope crying again wow okay

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genderqueer-karma · 2 years

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one of my favorite activities is showing my mom pictures of mana sama and asking her “what if i started dressing like this” just to see what she says. it’s always entertaining

#yo it's d :)#ig i’ll tag #mana sama #i always ask and wait for her to turn around as i show yet another picture #related but unrelated: my lockscreen is kami rn and my aunt happened to see him and went ‘is he nonbinary’ 💀💀#as a nonbinary person who is not out to that particular aunt it tickled me bc wtf was i supposed to say??#like… ‘oh he’s not but i am lol’ no ma’am no sir absolutely not my good friend #i did tell her no but yk…#anyway i think it’s funny to show people pictures

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area51-escapee · 1 year

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Managers love to be like “just get a doctors note! It’s so easy! I don’t know why you’re making this so hard! Just get a doctors note!” As if you can walk into any doctors office at any time, ask for a note, and they’ll just gladly hand it to you.

#she wasn’t even talking to me I was just being nosey #and I was like ma’am. wtf is wrong with you

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extemthehedgehog · 1 year

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