#like ma’am

[moonlightdancer26]

Snape haters: How do people even like Snape?

Also Snape:

“Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. Ghosts are transparent.”

*****

“Would you like me to do it now?” asked Snape, his voice heavy with irony. “Or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?”

*****

“I was just showing Harry my grindylow,” said Lupin pleasantly, pointing at the tank.

“Fascinating,” said Snape, without looking at it.

*****

As Harry raised himself into a sitting position, his head still swimming from its last contact with the ground, he saw Snape running as hard as he could, the enormous beast [Buckbeak] flapping behind him and screeching as Harry had never heard him screech —

. . . Snape had managed to Disapparate just beyond the school’s boundaries.

*****

Snape gave her [Umbridge] an ironic bow and turned to leave.

*****

“The mind is a complex and many-layered thing, Potter — or at least, most minds are.” He smirked.

*****

“Potter, when I want nonsense shouted at me I shall give you a Babbling Beverage. And Crabbe, loosen your hold a little, if Longbottom suffocates it will mean a lot of tedious paperwork, and I am afraid I shall have to mention it on your reference if ever you apply for a job.”

[jbsrainbowstrap]

Lucy Dacus, the woman you are

[putellas14]

[dragonpyre]

Ok but fr, the reason I hate most tiktok narrators is cuz they’ve never heard about enunciation and the importance of it

[ihidebehindanonymity]

Taylor Swift’s work ethic is sometching I can only aspire to

[prettylittleproblem]

AUBREY PLAZA // L’Officiel Australia (2022)

[onthwayhome]

somebody tell carina that it should be illegal to look that good while doing cpr

[imjustwritingg]

THE WAY I JUST FORGOT TO BREATHE 🥵🥵

📸: tracy via instagram

[snarky-wallflower]

There’s one reason Seward might actually be a better person than me: if someone came up to me and told me a dear friend “made a lovely corpse”, I don’t think I’d be able to hold back from saying/doing some really nasty things.

[theminionjcfucked]

This is giving Analyse asking how to spell Julie.

[eatyourdamnpears]

it’s funny to think that all of the kids and grandkids have autism (well, 3/5 are diagnosed, 2/5 have diagnosed co-morbidities and are very very likely autistic) and my mom doesn’t think she’s the common denominator

[you-have-been-frizzled]

slang terms make no sense to me and the never will

[cock-holliday]

Taissa Turner is my babygirl, I am an apologist, dirt-eater defense squad, she’s the only politician I stan but uhhhhhhh

girl where is your son?

[therealdisneyfan2319]

I love her, your honor 😍

[mentallyillbot]

Batcat (Gotham)

if i was given a dollar every time selina told bruce to ‘have a good life’ after they got into a fight, i’d be richer than bruce himself

[jacquesthepigeon]

Saw my aunt shaming my cousin (her daughter) for being disconnected from our culture and saw in my mind’s eye Sabine doing the same to Marinette