#but not this one!

[xieliansbignaturals]

Tumblr user hotvintagepoll: Which of these two men is hotter? Pick one!

Me (faceblind):

[freeuselandonorris]

my nose just started pouring blood all over the bed, this illness can absolutely do one ;_;

[mylevisdontfitanymore]

Tumblr, what did you do?? I can't see my messages anymore! 😫😫

[kiiiiiim]

That tumblr ad for mushroom infused coffee that contains cordyceps like um nice try I've played The Last of Us you can't get me that easily

[spyroz]

i was thinking about bad tv, and i think the worst show i have EVER seen is hazbin hotel/helluva boss. i am not exaggerating i think literally anything else on earth is better. you could show me the worlds most boring ya teen romance movie or some stupid celebrity life show and it'd still be far better than hazbin im not joking 😭 i dont get why people recommend it as an intro to furry media you're going to make everyone hate us

[thecoffeetragedy]

Husband got me Fire Emblem: Three Houses for Christmas and boy is there stuff going on in that game!

I feel like my first playthrough will entirely be figuring out every choice and decisions that you’re asked to make

[this-is-a-podcast-fanblog]

"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(

[queenoftheantz]

Here are my Dungeon meshi stickers! I basically thought "hey. lots of people will have cute food themed stickers. And that good and well, but I want that serious stuff too!" So I decided to make a series for the main gang based on sense of self instead!

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[nikrei]

I keep seeing people use this image as a reaction to people's original posts:

Which I think is really incorrect, because with an original post they haven't come up to ur window, u've come up to their window.

So I made this, as a more accurate reaction for original posts:

[mangosteen]

[emeraldwhale]

while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade

[sheepydraws]

The secret Dungeon Meshi sauce that's getting people to eat better is that it's so non-judgmental. Senshi and the rest of the gang never talk about what not to eat besides things that taste bad and literal poison. They don't even talk about "health" that much besides the importance of a balanced diet. It's so much easier to eat well when you think of food simply as something your body needs, and that it's often worth the extra effort to make it taste good, especially when you understand how to connect "things your body needs" with "things that taste good"

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

[astronomalyy]

parenting

[totopopopo]

a good sumerian inexplicably donated five packs of 500 temporary tattoos to the classroom, each pack featuring identical pictures of a different invasive species of bug