#but nothing dies on the internet

[scarycranegame]

you know kosa is a horrible fucking idea when even the kids it's claiming to protect are rallying against it

[salsa-di-pomodoro]

I've been playing Luigi's Mansion 3 blind for the first time despite having had the game for three to four years and i just want to say i absolutely love Luigi. I thought this when i played Luigi's Mansion 2 and i think it now this guy is so brave. Like he's just a little guy and he's got a resting happy blank face and he's so so scared but he's being so so brave about everything, people don't give him enough credit. Guy is a scaredy cat and still chose to stay in the haunted hotel where everything wants his ass dead just to save his friends and family. And he's doing a damn good job of it too, King Boo and the other one are getting increasingly pissed every time i see them <3

Anyway yeah if my brain wasn't already occupied with like three different blorbos he'd be a great candidate for one. Luigi my beloved (⁠*⁠˘⁠︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)⁠.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡

(if he gets paired up with someone i'm glad it's Bowser. He deserves someone how treats him right and we all know Bowser is the guy for that)

[townslore]

discovery of the day

[aerodaltonimperial]

See this is why I write so much fanfic, it's one of my only escapes and one of the few things that makes me feel not like a huge failure so what I'm trying to say is that the people who always leave feedback and comments are pretty much single-handedly saving my sanity and self-esteem, lol thank you from the bottom of my cold black heart 🖤 YOU KEEP ME WRITING THESE DUMB FICS

[area51-escapee]

Begging true crime armchair detectives to understand that you are not Sherlock Holmes you are not special you will not solve the next big case you are doing nothing but putting misinformation out there and spreading harmful rumors and stereotypes. Real life and real tragedies are not murder mystery games you are actively harming people with your insane theories you are centering yourselves rather than the victims you are speaking over survivors and families and friends you are making up batshit insane lies just because you have a “feeling” and it’s not okay it’s not harmless it’s legitimately dangerous and heartless and it’s fucking disgusting how you refuse to see that

[mychemicalseal]

rewatching BBC Robin Hood (2006) for the plot.

the plot:

[bees-with-swords]

Joining a Discord server with too many channels is like walking into a mcmansion, I swear. Half the rooms are full of dust sheets and the family has just been shouting at each other from across the house for the past year.

[pygian-weapon]

suddenly forgot the name of the podcast on cinema discussion I wanted to listen to and the only clue my brain would remember is that one of the hosts back in ye old days of 2014 had written a Stucky fic that I really liked back then

so now I just spent the past 15 minutes on a internet hunt trying to track it down in the hopes that the ao3 profile might have a link to a social account that will maybe lead me to the podcast name

[lilisouless]

Internet is weird, this year i found myself defending both Ken and Bambi´s dad

[ash-etherwood]

seeing everyone talk about the hbomb video is so stressful like ahhhh stop it guys i havent done my homework yet!!! do i have to take notes?? is it klausurrelevant?? every single post on my dash has some kind of reference to it ahhhh i wanna be in on it!!!

[fluxxdog]

I starting to realize that I could post something batshit insane on here and it would get a different reaction than anything I did in the past.

Like, before in days long gone, I'd post odd musings and thoughts and nobody would really care. It was buried under more popular and engagement driven sources. Didn't care so much but it just got boring.

Here, it's more likely to just fester and ferment until someone decided that it has some actual value. The other stuff is still out there but likely never to be found. But this, this might be something important someday.

[girlwiththegreenhat]

dear microsoft. every time my computer suddenly completely loses the ability to use bluetooth at all i am killing three hostages.

[syrinq]

thinking about the stupidity and hypocrisy of double standards

something something not expected to cheat and "whore out" when straight or gay but somehow you will be definitely unfaithful if bi because you have "twice the pool" ???

something something no one bats an eye (as much) anymore about bdsm and the "first level of kink", but the moment someone mentions a foot kink everyone needs to cover up their walkers puritan-style at the supermarket and remember to not buy wonderbread either ???

something something cutting out toxic and abusive cunts in your life is acceptable as long as it isn't your "family" or "parents" because "they raised you" and "brought you into this world" and "you only have one of those" ???

something something it's acceptable if it's the norm but if it's the very same thing but obscure or unheard of then it's 100 sins committed by satan and you should go to hell

something something bitches never heard of "live and let live brah" (falls over and peaces out)

[gayfrasier]

do you people know how hard my life is. how difficult it is to find technology fascinating. to think developments in robotics and mechanical engineering are the coolest shit in the universe. while hating the idea of having a phone. i dont think you get it. i contain multitudes and they are constantly contradicting and i've never had a black and white opinion in my life. its agony. nobody has it worse than me

[revvnant]

do you guys ever think about the mci.

[m0e-ru]

desperately nailing boards on my doors and windows carpal tunnel in my wrists back pain from sitting like a shrimp bags under my eyes hair I haven't combed out in days leaving informative pamphlets outside and hiding behind glass with a pot as a helmet and a rusty wrench in my hands shaking weeping terrified crying