#but ohhhhh my god

[kaseyskat]

im a sparrow oak garcia defender until the day i die fuck you especially will campos

[scarlct-vvitch]

just learned that the crack fic i wrote when i was 16 has almost 10k more hits than my favorite fic of all time. why was teenage me so powerful. how am i supposed to live with this information this is a CRIME

[clearbun]

HELLO?

Greed cookie will be real...............

[smallskinnylittletiny]

How old do you have to be before your mom isn’t sooo annoying

[domifucker]

the birthday boy giving em the ol razzle dazzle

[zaaaras]

NObody gets me when i say the french va’s for miraculous are SO much better than cristina and bryce

[darkprincecait]

surreal things - hearing a recording of yourself crumbling into self-deprecating laughter and self-describing as 'old, by tumblr standards'. at 24. when you're a little over a month from turning 34.

[scribbledquillz]

I LOVE SCRAMBLING TO REARRANGE MY WHOLE DAY LAST SECOND BECAUSE KIDDO'S SCHOOL CLOSED THE SECOND I GOT THERE TO DROP HER OFF. I LOVE ASKING THE HUSBAND TO RUSH HOME HIS ONE OFFICE DAY BECAUSE I HAVE A NON-REFUNDABLE APPOINTMENT. I LOVE INCONVENIENCING PEOPLE THROUGH NO FAULT OF MY OWN.

[scorndotexe]

MY STEW IS DELICIOUS

[a-fantasy-away]

turned myself on at work and now I must... deal with it

[parasphendale]

That is so cute, I am losing it.

[heartual]

i am hanging on by a thread (< still has another essay due tonight)

[yourfavouriteprettyboy]

down so bad, i'm looking up small talk topics just to keep the conversation going

[28dayslater]

[jenovacomplete]

there's a revised edition of tgcf?? AND SHE CUT LANG YING OUT???? HELPPPPP

[gingerbreadgodofhyperdeath]

So my crush and I have this thing where we’re like both obviously into each other and we’ve started flirting lately and like he gives me gum wrapper hearts and they’re so cute but it’s so hard to fit them all on the back of my phone 😭😭 oh and we also have matching lock screens where he has me as his background and he’s on mine 🤭