#but they do!

[bitethedevil]

Bro what kind of children are you talking about 💀

"like a child seeing how many limbs they can pull off an insect before it dies"

Maybe I just associated with the wrong crowd in kindergarten tbh.

[slythereen]

looked up whether monaco has a knighthood since i am shocked that charles hasn’t been knighted yet (it’s coming. Trust) and wdym their knighthood is literally called the order of saint charles 😭

[walkman-cat]

leaver’s day!!

[scarlct-vvitch]

just learned that the crack fic i wrote when i was 16 has almost 10k more hits than my favorite fic of all time. why was teenage me so powerful. how am i supposed to live with this information this is a CRIME

[starlightandsunshine]

This might be kicking over a hornets nest but I think that Jedi/clone ships should be queerplatonic actually

[best-bird-bash]

All the Hawks talk got me to his VA Xeno Robinson got me to Hunter Owlhouse and his bird Flapjack.

Flapjack supremacy

The connections can't be coincidence!

[roach-works]

speculative fiction writers i am going to give you a really urgent piece of advice: don't say numbers. don't give your readers any numbers. how heavy is the sword? lots. how old is that city? plenty. how big is the fort? massive. how fast is the spaceship? not very, it's secondhand.

the minute you say a number your readers can check your math and you cannot do math better than your most autistic critic. i guarantee. don't let your readers do any math. when did something happen? awhile ago. how many bullets can that gun fire? trick question, it shoots lasers, and it shoots em HARD.

you are lying to people for fun. if you let them do math at you the lie collapses and it's no fun anymore.

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[sincenewyorks]

twitter historically sucks but man this is a banger of a tweet

[nikrei]

I keep seeing people use this image as a reaction to people's original posts:

Which I think is really incorrect, because with an original post they haven't come up to ur window, u've come up to their window.

So I made this, as a more accurate reaction for original posts:

[everythingwasnormalhere]

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

[nixcraft]

Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

[fangs-4-fags]

remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important

[soupevil]

Video of me trying to write the number 3 in professor layton game for 1 minute

[willgrahamscock]

Hey did you know that you can’t escape fatphobia even after death? The article talks about how these donated bodies are used for first year anatomy students to study the body, and how the 'perfect' body for that should be 170-180 pounds.

[deseos-de-la-via-lactea]

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