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#there's a flood coming to my city 😬#the wave is supposed to hit tomorrow at night#i'm a bit worried?#they say it's gonna be similae to 1997#which is. not good.#everyone at work was panicking which did not help#they said the water is almost sold out in shops#and i couldn't go to the shop to buy it because i was. at work.#so i messaged my dad and he bought some for me and he'll drive over to bring it to me#his town doesn't have a big river so you can still buy water there lmao#i asked him to buy me some non perishable food like rice crackers while he was at it too#and now i'm scared that he and my mom will buy out the entire shop and i'll have to eat those things for months 😬#they can be like that sometimes haha#yeah they most definitely will bring over the whole car full of food what do i do 😭#anyway my main concern is the lack of electricity because the stupid stove in this flat doesn't use gas ;_;#gotta charge the powerbanks 💪#people are also worried that we'll go to work tomorrow and then it'll turn out the road is flooded and we'll have to stay at work overnight#lmaoooo why won't the company just give everyone the week off?? (because of capitalism)#my sister has a two months old baby and she is leaving the city tonight to stay with our grandma#they do need clean water for the baby and the government recommended the children and the elderly to evacuate#i'd evacuate myself if it wasn't for my work 😭 (capitalism)#aghhh i'm sure it's not gonna be that bad#it's just my first flood you see#well technically the second one because i was born in 1997 hahaha but yeah. yeah.#i do like my warm meals and hot tea and i do like to shower#i do hope it'll last 2 days max!! but a friend says it can last longer depending on the damage ;_;#i know i can't really complain because i at least live on the 5th floor#my sister lives on the first floor. right by the river. yeah...#not to mention the people in surrounding villages#someone at work said that the water reached the third floor in some places in 1997 wtf 😭
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| The Ashes Of Everything |
#A glimmer in the water ;; art#Hollow knight#hollow knight hornet#silksong hornet#hk hornet#so when is someone gonna talk about how hard a hot orange glowing volcanic area would trigger infection ptsd#cause that's the first thing I thought when I saw that shit in the trailers
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Tell me why I thought it was canon that the water tribes had like full on tribal tattoos?? Like I'm living full on dululu over here that Hakoda and Bato have these large tribal tattoos down there arms, back, chest and thighs?? You know like every tattoo shows a win for the tribe... why did I think this?? Which one of you wrote or drew something like this and made my brain decide for it to be canon?!
#show yourself!#katara#atla#avatar the last airbender#waterbender#water tribe#oh just me over here in dululu land#thinking sokka is gonna look like one hot tatted king of the tribe one day#omg could you imagine the waterbending tattoos?? l#like ones that are white and glow when healing someone???#i thought it was canon#im rewatching the original series#why is it so perfect#too many tags sorry??
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So I had a fantastic date tonight.
#it was a gym date and the first time we were meeting each other so i was nervous about it but it turned out to be really really nice#he's new to the poly stuff and the way that he spoke about it told of an emotional and intellectual intelligence that was so fuckin hot#he's really cute and we have a kind of shocking amounts of crazy passions that are exactly the same#he can quote scott pilgrim as much as me#he has dice tattoos#he got really excited when i gave him the origami ball i made while bored in a meeting today and wouldn't stop fidgeting with it#we got dinner afterwards and talked a lot about a lot of different things about each other and it was just really nice#and he told me i have the prettiest brown eyes 🥺#he also said that he showed his husband my pictures and he was like 'damn he looks like he has a strong stomach.not abs but like a strongmn#and i got SO EXCITED#i pointed out my gym crushes to him because i wanted to test the jealousy waters and he reacted very well#he answered my questions with a level of thoughtfulness and contemplation that i felt deeply attracted to#i just think I'm going to fall for him really hard and I'm very very excited about it#my love life has been... lackluster recently for a lot of different reasons#and I'm so fucking excited to have someone that i can be excited about who is just as excited about me#I've been craving that for so long#I'm just thrilled and looking forward to the next date#we're going to be talking a lot#I'm gonna be a little sad for a second. the person who i thought was my stream of consciousness has shown me that he doesn't really care#and that's been hard for me to come to terms with. we haven't even had a conversation about it#but he's been the only person that I can tell things to when i get excited about something#and i don't feel like i have that. so I'm writing in a Tumblr post about this because I don't feel like i have anyone#to get excited with me about things#hopefully that will change soon. I'm very hopeful about him.#just please. whatever deity is out there. please let me find some happiness here. i have been craving and wishing for way too long#personal#edit: another very very good sign is that he's much smaller than me and a trans man who is getting back into the gym#but he didn't seem intimidated by my size and was even comfortable taking flexing selfies with me after.#if existing around me or in that setting triggered any physical insecurities#he didn't show it. which was a big change from the ball of anxiety i saw when walking into the gym. I'm just impressed in a few ways
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"Taylor's lyrics are so juvenile" first of all
💥EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER💥
second of all idc because the boy bands I was raised on have been writing incoherent lyrics since the dawn of time.
"I'm so gangster I'm so thug" / "Hit the pedal heavy metal show me you care" / "Kinda looks just like you, mixed with Zach Galifinakis" / "I never wanna hear you say I want it that way"
none of that means anything and I still bop to it so I think my standards are pretty low either way
#taylor swift#t swizzle#hey soul sister#one direction#hot chelle rae#backstreet boys#I'm sure someone's gonna come in my comments and say#well it's bc you hail her as a lyrical genius and I don't connect with her lyrics that way#guess what love#there's something called an opinion and it looks like we both have one#they can be different#no one is going to explode#drink some water
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Good Grief I need to meet more dykes....
#listening to my barber talk abt their gf w tears in my eyes. i love lesbians <3#ik i literally live w another lesbian but all she talks abt is how married she is to her besties (both guys)#and her fictional guys or celebrity crushes (also all guys). and she hates all the dyke media i love (tlt baru etc) im literally starving#to be 100% clear im not invalidating her sexuality at all i would never#but i need someone to lez out with..... (figuratively. and literally inshallah) like what do i gotta do to talk abt women around here..#one of the queer community spaces here does gay speed dating but they call the dyke one 'sapphic' which puts me off it lmao#not a fan of the word... and i dont wanna meet uni students (there are a TON in this area). but maybe i just need to bite the bullet#and go anyway. when im not sick i need to get back on queer parkour too..#auuuurgh. but not this weekend cuz i have furniture to put together and a flat to clean and elden ring to play and myself to kill SLASH J#.diaries#feeling so bad in the head. im gonna put the hot water on and build another shelf and shower once its done ah...
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My luscious hair makes me too beautiful to be working overnight where no one can see me
#self#hopefully gonna get it all chopped off soon now that it's staying warm at night#i dont like overheating super easily 😔#esp since when im working inside kitchens or outside w hot water it gets warm so much quicker than normal#anyway... outfits that make me look normal and not like someone w turbo autism about roller coasters
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Okay someone is going to be offended but whatever like fine if you find yourself as a lesbian thinking someone is hot and find out later they're a man and not a butch but like the way y'all are openly just pushing the idea that lesbians like men sometimes as if that's totally fine and that the man you thought was a butch is still okay to fuck knowing they're a man.
#like no stop this shit#i get mistaking people#i saw someone i thought was a dude but would make a hot butch at an airport#i actively did not pursue them or become interested bc i thought they were a man#but later they ended up sitting next to me on the plane and turns out they were butch!#then i was like oh fuck yes and my brain did some somersaults lol#but like if you find someone hot and it turns out they're a man like that's okay but like don't continue to pursue them?#the fact that you want to continue pursuing a man and still find them sexually attractive after that makes you bi/pan#like that's okay!!#i'm so tired of the word lesbian being watered down bc people who should not be identifying as lesbian find the label to be too rigid#like then maybe you are bi/pan and that would give you the freedom you're looking for#but everyone wants to be a lesbian soooo badly for some reason#you guys do know that the rest of the gbtq+/queer community is just as 'gay' right??#like i'm not seeing bi/pan men (trans or not) trying to force being a gay man#i'm not seeing droves of people wanting to id as bi or pan or any other label#what is it about lesbians that you all feel the need to insert yourselves into our community and make things more palatable??#fuck off and leave lesbians alone!!#like you guys writing all this crap about lesbians being attracted to twinks/gay men is making the whole 'bi lesbian' thing worse too!!#just stop it!! lesbians don't like men like that and you're just gonna have to deal with it and find a better label for yourself#if lesbian is too rigid and confining for you then you are not a lesbian#you are some other sexuality#why would you wanna be a lesbian if it's too rigid anyway?? just be the thing that fits you better? sapphic or bi or pan or whatev#t4t even if you're mostly into trans people and fuck the gender thing#see there's something for everyone so stop inserting yourselves into lesbianism if you're not a lesbian!#rant over#kfi txt#lesbian#butch#and before anyone has a meltdown i'm not a terf just a tired lesbian who loves being a lesbian (which includes trans women)
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sighs. okay tmi posting sorry guys
#lunar bunny chatter#my horniness has been fluctuating the last day or so and it's definitely because of my period. this morning was crazy#i went to some DMs to listen to an audio message i got and i just died again and thought about some stuff which led me back onto tumblr#and i just went to look at some text posts and now that i look back. dude i have such an atrocious daddy/mommy kink it's actually funny#i mean. i really like the idea of being an appealing figure and my criteria for who i call daddy is so specific. there's just two people#that fall into that category but i don't like the other person as much as the other one. hi sorry for being gay i need this off of my chest#also hanging out with some friends and im so bad at comebacks and all that. how the fuck am i gonna top without stuttering and fumbling#and forgetting words.... that's my biggest worry. it doesn't help that i get super chatty when nervous but maybe i can work it in my favor#i wanna try out the title stuff just to test the waters before going absolutely ham. maybe as a cute joke i'll go “oh sure w/e u say daddy”#“lol haha” but it just seems real fun. i think it's hot too but. yeah it's a lot to unpack ahaha.#i still have a lot of guilt for talking dirty and being more brave when talking but that's just because i always felt like i didn't have...#the right to explore that especially when a lot of people i knew back then thought of me as “pure and innocent girl” and like. yeah fuck no#this was a really meandering ramble but my point: “daddy hot mommy hot i wanna explore that and im also nervous about stuff”#i do genuinely enjoy when i get in the mood though especially with someone i trust and like. click with? i hope that isn't too much to say#but it feels very natural and i don't have to force or hide anything. i just need a bit more confidence ahaha#that's all the rambling i got in me im gonna listen to some classic music from latin artists because im silly and mildly sentimental rn.
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i know i said i was excited for summer but i haven’t readjusted to warm weather yet and i may just be fading away from the heat
#god someone sink me in water to drown and let me enjoy my cool ending#bc this melting is Too Darn Much#genuinely debating the merits of dowsing myself in water from the hose and letting myself air dry#but to be fair i’d be less hot if i was inside but it’s saturday okay i’m gonna be outside it’s who i am#my post tag
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did i ever tell you guys about heatstroke river
#its a little river a bit away from my house#decent place for swimming but lots of bugs in the summer#we call it heatstroke river because liam brought me there on my fifteenth birthday last year without telling me where they were taking me#and i had no idea how long the walk was gonna be because id never been there#so i didnt bring any water or anything since i assumed itd be a short walk#i greatly underestimated how long it would take to get there and it was like 25 degrees that day#so on the way there i was complaining a bunch about how hot it was and i kept asking if we were almost there#and then on the way back i was exhausted and overheated and i hadnt eaten anything yet that day so i#was incredibly nauseous#and i genuinely thought i was gonna throw up at least twice#at some point i literally had to sit down on the side of the road so i could take a break#because my legs were sore and it was hot and i wore the wrong kind of shoes and i hadnt eaten and i didnt bring water#the only thing i ate until i got home was a single chocolate easter egg id found in my pocket#anyways. every time we talk about it now i always mention that i honest to god thought i was gonna fucking die that day#top ten worst things you could do to someone on their birthday : make them go on a thirty minute walk in the middle of#nowhere on the hottest goddamn day of the year WITHOUT TELLING THEM HOW LONG THE WALK IS OR WHERE YOURE TAKING THEM#so umm ya thats why we call it heatstroke river. bc i thought i was getting heatstroke and FUCKING DYING that day#also i visited that place again recently with my mom bc she forced me to#it was once again fucking exhausting and i had chafing on my legs for DAYS after bc of the shorts i wore
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My dying houseplant and I are chillin in the sun both trying to absorb nutrients we are currently lacking. Bestie activities <3
#I have no idea what kind of plant he even is#I stole him from momma because she was going to put him outside in the cold to put him out of his misery#which is like. I don’t understand why you would do that. It’s a plant.#like just water it and see if it comes back. it literally had some green leaves left.#I think she felt guilty because she forgot about it in a hot dark room and never watered it#anyways#I took him and I watered him and I removed his dead leaves#and guess what?#he’s growing a whole new stem/branch thing 🥰#again I have no idea what kind of plant he is. he just looks like a bunch of sticks in dirt rn#but he has so many new leaves coming out!! and they’re everywhere!#I’m so proud of him#he hasn’t gotten a lot of sunlight but I don’t want to overwhelm him so I’m just bringing him with me for some temporary sun time#I’m drinking coffee and having a chat with him :) he’s such a sweetie#I believe in him#we’re both gonna get through this little buddy#we’re gonna live!!!#I guess it just bothers me that someone would give up on a living thing just because it’s not doing good#especially when it’s an easy fix#like what if we tried believing in the future. what then. what if this plant would florish if we just gave it a chance#anyways. I love him#my post#houseplant updates
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the universe is mean as hell but at least its fucking funny
(cw for christian end-times conversion bullshit under the readmore)
#tonight has been ! bad ! and my brain was not a great place to be for most of it bc iiiiits been getting worse. again. so#i went on a walk to clear my head and Stop thinking of being dead but ! lo and fucking behold !#its okay ill be fine i promise#but i was laughing the whole fucking way home#i always take down or wreck shit like this when i see it out+about ((also saw a fucking inf//owars sticker that was too cold to peel off so#i had to take my keys to it until it was unrecognizable)) but when i saw the front of this one i was just like ''oh gross'' and tore it off#but i uhh. wasnt rly expecting that top sentence lmfao#started fuvking cackling like a madman in the street#for context if yr reading this and don't know already/cant tell:#im a xtian cult survivor. this is conservative xtian apocalyptic propaganda shit. im furious this exists but holy shit its fuckin hilarious#reading ''hey pal u ready to die?? god lovehates yr guts'' when yr just trying not to think abt how ready to die u are... fucken incredible#i covered up the url on the bottom + im not gonna show the front ((its fucking awful tho omfg. yhe fuckign flag+white house are on there??#wild lmfao)) bc i dont need their right-wing apocalypse-fearmongering bullshit to get any more web traffic#plus its not like this shit isnt dimeadozen further south/out west. its just been a hot minute since ive seen anyth this edgy-guilt-trippy#in this state. figures. out in the yeehaw-ass back half of mass.#anyway. i hate it here lmao#im more ok now too i promise#walked back home once my phone died + forced myself to eat food+drink water; now im back in bed and texting someone to stay out of my head#i think i might actually go out w better stickers+a knife+some nailpolish remover sometime in the next few days before im headed back home#take down some bullshit and. oooh... think i might put up one of my ''transsexuals have got to get meaner'' sweatermuppet stickers:>#hmmmmm. yeah#cw cult mention#tw christianity#cw bible quotes#cw christianity#tw suicidality#<- just in case.#anyway. i love yall. be careful with yrselves#and if you see bullshit like this please take it down. its trying to funnel people into disgusting right-wing rabbitholes. its dangerous.#bee speaks
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Any good (liberal) autism parent books? My friend is reading some guy that cured himself is that normal
#Books#''your child can learn to love cuddling'' I can learn to love dunking my hands in hot water. Alright?#Safe environment is good... But you're not gonna cure someone through a mere book not even aimed at them
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do you think my characters hate me for loving them and hateing them and putting them thru it?
#i wrote this and immediately thought#its not that serious go to sleep#but i noticed i have a kinda insert in a couple of my stories and the thought came to me#im like god in those stories but i hate having me in stories so i dont name them after me but deep down i know they are me#its werid. all of my ocs are me or someone i feel like i would like#like tobi i love that dude#idk im gonna sleep#this always happens when i go outside and then am forced to part with large sums of money because life#“im gonna go on my stupid walk for my stupid health”#“sure love that. btw you have to pay this btw. give me ur money. ur not using it right? promise i wont take it all”#*takes it all*#its so fucked too because i end up spending more because im so fuck it done#“i only have 24 dollars and 37 cents for the rest of the week even tho i got paid literally yesterday...i have to make it last...”#“whatever if i die i die im just gonna spend it on lunch idc anymore”#and lunch is like. chiken tenders. because i wanted hot food. and it sucks because i cant like. ask ppl for money.#because im sure there are ppl who need it more than someone who cant budget. i think they think i make more than i actually make.#i think thats why they keep taling so much. they dont account for taxes that get taken out because. i cant count. i will not lie. but i sai#i told them i get paid an amount hourly. and i timed that by the 40 not including what gets taken out. and then i#counted how much they keep taking from me and if i dont get taxes taken i would have a whole 100 extra to my name!#idk it would be awkward and difficult if i aired my grievance to them because then we wouldn't have a place to sleep anymore. or whatever h#whatever house we're supposedly saving for.#idk i dont procces my emotions deeply and im tired of sleeping in a hotel but its our cheapest option right now.#its better than staying in that house with the lights and water cut off because it was too expensive#idk. its not bad tho. i can get to work. i can take a bath. everyones crammed in one room but theres internet. i can go on my phone#lisyen to music or something. im sure i#thankfully. i dont want for things. so im not like ordering clothes and stuff we dont have room for. i just have a bed. which is nice.#oh no it turned into a vent
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Listen, I know I'm overly independent because of the way I grew up, but the lack of self sufficiency in most people is so fucking infuriating.
#personal#is this probably better for you because asking for help creates connection? yes#but is it absolutely necessary to text a building group chat three times that you have no hot water#instead of just being an adult and finding the heater to fix your problem yourself#it's 2024 you can literally google anything#it's not that hard#you're just gonna sit and wait for someone else to fix it?#and this is... like 6 people in the building doing this
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