#but the hose is so pretty

[fionaapplerocks]

For fellow vacuum cleaner nerds who have been wondering, the yellow vacuum cleaner featured in the Fiona Apple 'Criminal' video is the Miele S380 in curry yellow.

[rui-drawsbox]

Comm for @minthe-drawings🎶

[midnightfire830]

Nix in rubberhose art style??

Yes please!!

He’s so cute I love this boy too much!!!! AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[dynalyfe412]

Do you believe TikTok removed this video because it violates their community standards on nudity 😂😂😂😂 Remember, there's two sides to every story, except their side,..... Weak ass side 💯

[unohanadaydreams]

If they re-imagined a real world battle between Giselle and Mayuri it would just be Gigi and her three delinquent weed smoking girlfriends (and a mannequin dressed up as Bambi since the real one got pissed and went home after her devastating loss to the overly formal guy in a halloween mask) up against Mayuri the "respectable" pharmaceutical lab scientist and his assistant who is so devoted to the company, her job, and boss that she insists she was born there and Mayuri is her Father. I'd like to think Nemu lives on energy jelly and the most rancid mixes of energy drinks and espresso shots known to mankind.

[needylittlegirl]

im going to make love potions and become a fortune teller and live on the outskirts of a little town and be the mysterious old woman all the kids make up rumors about

[pansyfemme]

also in relation to my art filled home its worth mentioning the guy who built and the last residant of our home are two seperate famous artists, the latter having work in major museums lol.. when we moved in he left smashed sculptures in our yard and weird painting solvents from the 50s lmao

[goldenguillotines]

Gonna be a lil busy but.. I wanna share these big wips..

[theater-of-dimensions]

I just found the cutest worm in my apple 🥺 it was a very nice orangey salmon pink and like 3 mm long

[samwisefamgee]

the 20 dollar pair of throwaways I got for my sister's wedding were perfect for the like 7 hours I got them for but are really not perfect for like anything else ever

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

In case you wanna know what I'm up to, it's Bandos GWD. I skipped a lot of pvm including god wars to max earlier but now I'm maxed it's time to loop back and upgrade all my gear so people stop making fun of me for wearing a fighter torso and max cape together.

Two days ago I had basically 0 KC. I sent about 40 yesterday, and 60 today to end at 102 KC total. Wanna try to get a set of 50 in (go until I hit at least 150 tomorrow, 200 the next and 250 the following day) every work night and HOPEFULLY I get some tassets and/or a chest plate? Boots wouldn't be awful ig, though I would wanna try to get the tourmaline core then and I don't really like grotesque guardians.

It's about 1/137 for any piece so it'd be almost 2x rate if I end the week dry, but I think I'll see something tomorrow~

[wiickedry]

Finally settled into the new apartment. ;-; Fuck.

[genderfluid-druid]

This $5 Chianti does not in fact pair with this microwave mac-n-cheese with single cheddar bratwurst. But I'm tired and it's the best thing I've ever tasted

[eliias-bouchard]

ok finally "finished" the tiling for this level

[baekuras]

anyhow today i actually at the glorious hour of 8pm got up and connected my washing machine....stuff

well 1 of them bc i need other tools to loosen all thats being held together so i’ll go buy them w/ my week-shopping tomorrow

but hey after literal months i am actually working on having a working washing machine w/ my own hands

so far nothing leaked out of the whole bit i had to connect to my sink so....thats a win v-v

[gremlingottoosilly]

A little cow girl hybrid with her owner farmer König

I raise the stakes!! Konig, who, as part of the contract that revolved around fighting a hybrid trafficking ring that sold demihumans as cattle, was sent to rescue some farm hybrid animals stuck in the breeding pan/inhuman farming conditions...but you, pretty rescued cow hybrid, isn't really good at living on your own after being rescued from a farm. You were either raised here and reached maturity in captivity - or you got captured so long ago, you don't even remember normal, human life. Konig can't just release you in the wild, you don't even have documents!! He knows it's fucked up, having a pretty cow hybrid in his house isn't so much different from the way you were treated at the farm, but...god, he just can't get his hands off you. He has a big property in the mountains so like it or not, you're turning into Austrian highland cow - and you like to roam around in the pasture while he is too busy on the firing range or at the house work. He doesn't really do nay farm work, he doesn't have time between the contracts - but he allows you to make a small garden, taking advice from a demihuman therapist that suggested you need some small activity to keep yourself occupied. Cow hybrids are generally light-headed and silly, so Konig knows he can't force you into doing harsher labor - although sometimes you like to cook and to wake him up with very loud cleaning sessions. But...of course, living with an adult, mature hybrid in your house is a tough challenge if you don't want to fuck said hybrid. Konig wants to fuck you, wanted you since the first time he had to bath you because you don't understand how the shower works and afraid of him just hosing you like people did at the farm - but he always forced himself to stop before he could actually force himself, always too awkward and nervous...even though he is obsessed with you, morals be fucked. And his morals do get fucked when you beg him to milk you. Pretty dumb thing, you don't understand that he won't help you for free - that once he is done drinking all the milk that summed up in your heavy, swollen tits, he will be forcing you on your back and make you moo as he bounces you on his cock. He doesn't enjoy quiet farm life as much as he thought he would, but he surely enjoys spending time with his newest pet...