#but we all have that one friend who's a righty in soccer and a lefty in basketball

[thejakeformerlyknownasprince]

if a right-handed animorph morphed a left-handed person (or vice versa), would they still be right-handed?

Hmmmmm. Someone who knows more kinesiology than me will probably disagree, but. I'd venture: if Cassie's a lefty and morphs Rachel who's a righty, then she'd probably have a stronger right than left hand in that morph, but might be better at doing things lefthanded than real-Rachel would. If someone throws a baseball at Cassie-in-morph, she'll be faster at getting her left hand up to catch it than real-Rachel would be and clumsier at actually catching it than unmorphed-Cassie would be.

Based on what little I do know, handedness is very set in most adults but more flexible the younger a kid is, and some people are more flexible than others. For example, a lot of kids switch between hands when first learning to write, and the practice of teachers simply telling everyone to use their right hands led a decent percent of kids with potential for left-hand dominance or ambidexterity to spend so much time writing righty they eventually became right-hand dominant over the years. There are also people like me who are right-hand dominant but can comfortably eat/clean/throw lefty if needed, and even write neatly with the off hand. There are also people like my former roomie who can't even get a good grip on a pen or spoon with their left hands, no matter what. There are even people like my uncle who - following a bout of meningitis, or possibly the anesthesia during surgery - switch hand dominance as teenagers.

So. I think lefty-Cassie's mind would be used to doing things lefty, and would have the potential to teach a Rachel-morph to become more ambidextrous over many many hours. But I also think righty-Rachel's physical brain would have more circuits connecting the pathways for doing things righty, and more muscle memory for being righty. And if Cassie used that morph enough, she might become an eensy bit more ambidextrous over the first several years' worth of morph time. But it'd probably depend on whether either of them has my style of hand dominance (where I'll eat or write lefty any time my right hand's occupied) or my roomie's style (where the left hand is barely used) or somewhere in between.

[rainydaywhispers]

I did this again but idk when or where which is sad so here I am doing it once more for the mems

What was your:

Last drink: mango coconut bai

Last phone call: Dolores Umbridge 

Last text message: “okay thanks”

Last song you listened to: love somebody else - lovelytheband

Last time you cried: like…recently…Wednesday?

Have you ever:

Dated someone twice: Nah

Been cheated on: Nah

Kissed someone and regretted it: No :)

Been depressed: hehe

Been drunk and thrown up: proudly no

List 3 favorite colors: Red, Blue, Green

In the last year have you:

Made new friends: Yes!

Fallen out of love: Tried to, unsuccessful

Laughed until you cried: Not that I remember

Met someone who changed you: I didn’t MEET anyone but I think people have changed me

Found out who your true friends are: I would say they’ve been the same for a while 

Found out someone was talking about you: hmm..no…I know all the tea about myself haha

Kissed anyone on your fb list: I still have to find out what fb means lul

General: 

How many people on your fb friends do you know irl: BRUH

Do you have any pets: :(

Do you want to change your name?: I’m good

What did you do for your last birthday party: nothing probably

What time did you wake up today?:  around noon

What were you doing at midnight last night: hanging with a special someone 

Name something you CANNOT wait for: block break…and to hang out with people

Last time you saw your mother: a couple hours ago

What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I’m not sure. I feel quite stoic

What are you listening to rn: my release radar

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Yes

What’s getting on your nerves rn?: my procrastination skills

Blood type: no idea

Nicknames: juls, poopia, boolia

Relationship status: heheheeee

Pronouns: she/her/hers

Favorite tv show: idk rn, atla or new girl probably

High school: Probably some lame school. <—— LOL

Hair color: Black but really turning brown now

Long or short: medium I guess but short for me

Height: 5’2” :.(

Do you have a crush on someone: ….maybe

What do you like about yourself: idk man my lips are p full which is cool, also I got cute lil fingers

Righty or lefty: Righty .

First surgery:  none bitch

First piercing: ears. Only ears

First best friend: we don’t speak her name

First sport you joined: soccer I think but I’m actually not sure

First vacation: bruhhhh idk…does moving to America count lol

First pair of trainers (sneakers): probably some sketchers or something 

Rn:

Eating:  nothing

Drinking: air

I’m about to: procrastinate some more 

Listening to: release radar!

Waiting for: socialization

Want kids: only when I watch Disney

Get married: yea kinda but idk

Career: something with cute animals!!

Which is better:

Lips or eyes: eyes are better but lips are more important…functionally…heheh

Hugs or kisses: hugs for SURE

Shorter or taller: taller than me 

Older or younger: don’t matter as long as it ain’t weird

Romantic or spontaneous: romantic plssss

Nose, stomach or nice arms: I mean..as long as they’re proportionate and a chill person idrc

Have you ever:

Kissed a stranger: nah

drank hard liquor: I had a sip of svedka and I hated it

Lost glasses/contacts: NO I AM A RESPONSIBLE BITCH

Sex on first date: lolllllll

Broke someone’s heart: don’t think so. Not romantically

Been arrested: not…yet…

Turned someone down: I think so. Oops

Cried when someone died: yea because I have a heart goddamn

Fallen for a friend: ahahahahahah 

Do you believe:

In yourself: sometimes

Miracles: hmmm…not if it’s like religious 

Love at first sight: no

Heaven: idk it’s possible

Santa: I wish because I want extra presents

Kiss on first date: do ya thing girl Angels: that would be cool

Finished 4:21pm Saturday September 26, 2020

[ashleyspinelliburnbook]

S1E7: I Will Kick No More Forever/The Kid Came Back

It was bound to happen eventually, but these two were...not as good as the others? I don’t know, y’all. I didn’t feel fulfilled or inspired watching this pair of episodes. But I tried...for one of them, anyway.

I Will Kick No More Forever

Well, okay, there was one inspiring thing. Gretchen and Gus doing commentary for the kickball games made me think they should probably do a podcast together. So here’s a sports podcast that happens to be about the plot of this episode!

(I’m just going to write this all at once and see what happens. I have only ever written TV scripts, so I’m just winging it. Forgive me.)

GRETCHEN: I’m Gretchen Grundler.

GUS: And I’m Gus Griswald.

GRETCHEN: And this is “I am in Sports.”

[theme music]

[theme music fades]

[nat sound: kickball noises]

GRETCHEN: Kickball. Or as it’s known in most of Canada, “soccer baseball.” A sport of humble origins, and today, one of the most popular recess games in the United States.

GUS: You might not know all the names of some of the great kickballers in the storied history of the sport, but today, we’d like to introduce you to one in particular who took the playground by storm.

[nat sound fades]

ANNOUNCER (SOT): “Here comes Vince ‘The Foot’ LaSalle!”

ANNOUNCER 2 (SOT): “Kicks lefty, throws righty...”

ANNOUNCER 3 (SOT): “And that ball’s not coming back! A home run!”

ANNOUNCER 4 (SOT): “The undisputed, single greatest kicker that Third Street School has ever seen.”

GRETCHEN: Vince LaSalle. A fourth-grader in name only, he made everyone from kindergarteners to sixth-graders quiver in their kickball shoes whenever he stepped up to the plate.

GUS: His trajectory was storied. He was the only known kindergartener in Third Street School history to be invited to play with the first-grade kickball team, and by second grade, he was challenging sixth-graders to play.

GRETCHEN: This confidence was impressive. Inspiring, even. But it wasn’t meant to last.

VINCE (SOT): “Okay, everyone! Outfield in!”

GRETCHEN: It was a regular Tuesday, bottom of the ninth inning. Recess would be over in about two minutes. Ashley Q. was at the plate, fresh off a phone call, and Vince made the call to bring the outfield in.

GUS: It would be the last time anyone on the playground would trust him for a long time.

ANNOUNCER 5 (SOT): “That ball is up! And up! And up! Good golly, that ball is gone! It’s out of this world! Ashley Q., ladies and gentlemen!”

- SOT -

VINCE (on phone): “It was...horrible.”

GUS: “Horrible?”

VINCE: “When you make a call like that, bringing the outfield in, bringing everyone in, you don’t...that’s not what’s supposed to happen.”

GUS: “What is supposed to happen?”

VINCE: “Well, the opposite of that.”

- END SOT -

GRETCHEN: The next day, Third Street School received a long distance call — very long-distance. This call was from a busy street in Beijing, China.

PRINCIPAL PRICKLY (SOT, on phone): “They said they found our ball. I was like, what? What ball? And the man on the phone explained, you know, your ball. It says your school’s name right here.”

GRETCHEN: Ashley Q. had recorded the longest kick the school had ever seen. And Vince? Well, he didn’t take it so well.

- SOT -

VINCE (on phone): “I just started whiffing.”

GUS: “Whiffing?”

VINCE: “Everything. Just, missing everything. The next game, you know, the ball would be rolled to me just like usual. Kicked it right back into the pitcher’s hands. Kicked it foul. Missed it entirely.”

GUS: “What about after that game?”

VINCE: [sighs] “You know what’s worse than being picked last?”

GUS: “Not really. I’m picked last a lot.”

VINCE: “Have you ever not been picked at all?”

GUS: “Wow, no. How did that make you feel?”

VINCE: [laughs] “Well, after that, I left the sport.”

- END SOT -

[brooding music]

VINCE (SOT): “I am announcing my retirement from kickball. I will kick no more, forever.”

[brooding music fades]

GRETCHEN: Vince was distraught. Even though he was sure in his decision to leave the sport he loved, he didn’t take the transition well.

GUS: We visited him after school one day — a day he’d missed, we weren’t sure why — and found him in front of the TV, drinking root beer and eating doughnuts. It wasn’t pretty.

GRETCHEN: He kept repeating something, we didn’t know what at first. We tried to ask him to speak more slowly, articulate, enunciate. And then Gus finally figured it out.

GUS: “I was outkicked by an Ashley.” Over and over again. Just...gut punch.

[SFX - EXPLOSION]

- SOT -

GRETCHEN: “So we are...in my bedroom right now. Me, Gus, TJ, everyone. And I just showed them [crash in background] — Guys, what was that?”

TJ: “Sorry. Lost control of the Flubber again.”

GRETCHEN: “Glorp. It’s called glorp.”

TJ: “Yeah, whatever it is, it’s awesome. This should do the trick.”

- END SOT -

GUS: It was supposed to be a science fair project, right?

GRETCHEN: Yes, it was one of my attempts to invent a substance to replace liquid soap. But what I got instead was a bouncy...well...glorp.

GUS: And remind me what the plan was?

GRETCHEN: The plan was to create a diversion and switch out the kickball with the glorp ball. It’s much easier to kick, and it goes a lot farther. We just wanted to give Vince his confidence back, even if we had to bend the truth a little to do it.

GUS: My job was to switch the ball after Mikey and TJ created the diversion, from the kickball to the glorp ball.

[spy music]

- SOT -

MIKEY: “My foot! My foot!”

TJ: “Mikey! Are you okay? Can you play?”

MIKEY: “No! But if I don’t play, you’ll have to forfeit!”

TJ: “I’m sure there’s someone else we can use.”

- END SOT -

[spy music fade]

GRETCHEN: [laughing] Okay, it was a bad plan. It was not the best plan. But it worked.

ANNOUNCER 6 (SOT): “What’s this? Vince LaSalle, disgraced kickballer, appears to be coming out of retirement to replace the injured Mikey!”

TJ (SOT, on phone): “I was just trying to tell him, like, ‘If you don’t kick, we’ll lose the game,’ and he goes, ‘Yeah, well, get used to it.’ And I go, ‘Well, the only thing that makes you a loser is not trying.’ And it did the trick.”

ANNOUNCER 6 (SOT, CONT.): “He’s kicking righty today, maybe a revamped routine to make this try at his career go a little better, and...Oh my! Oh my word! That ball is gone! It’s in the stratosphere! It’s past the stratosphere! Where is that ball! No one knows, but Vince LaSalle has done it! He’s won the game!”

GRETCHEN: Here’s the thing. We all felt incredibly guilty after the fact. Because it was just the glorp ball. It wasn’t Vince. And still, we couldn’t tell him. But then it turned out we didn’t have to tell him.

GUS: I remember this moment so well. I was running back from the bathroom, wondering why the game was over.

GRETCHEN: And we were wondering why you were out of breath. You weren’t the one who had just kicked the ball into parts unknown. But then we learned the reason was...

GUS: I didn’t make the switch. I went to the bathroom, left the glorp ball outside, and when I came back, it was gone.

GRETCHEN: Vince had done it all on his own. His confidence was real.

[SOT - “Vince! Vince! Vince!”]

GRETCHEN: The world’s greatest kickballer was back in business.

[fade SOT]

[theme music]

- SOT -

[phone rings]

PRINCIPAL PRICKLY: “Hello?”

HAROLD STEVENS: “Hey, Principal Prickly, this is Harold Stevens at NASA. Look, I just wanted to reach out and say we won’t be charging you for the damage because this seems like a once-in-a-lifetime thing.”

PRICKLY: “Excuse me? Damage? What did those kids get up to this time?”

STEVENS: “Oh, well, the kickball dent on the space shuttle. It won’t be a problem.”

PRICKLY: “What?”

[click]

- END SOT -

[theme music fades]

Takeaway: I need a Gus and Gretchen podcast YESTERDAY.

The Kid Came Back

Look, everyone. The previous recap was so long, and I don’t want to overshadow it by going too deep into this one. This episode was just...a baby thriller, you know what I mean? All the elements of a creepy story tailor-made for kids, but absolutely no payoff. It was an insult, frankly.

In short, a kid no one has seen before starts following the gang around, and bad things start happening to them. They decide it’s because of the kid, so they tell him to buzz off, and he starts crying. The gang’s takeaway is that, oops, our bad luck wasn’t caused by this kid! And so they go apologize, and then they learn he has other friends anyway. The lesson is not to tell kids to buzz off...or so we thought, until another mysterious girl shows up at the very end and the gang runs away from her immediately so as to not engage. We never learn what’s causing their bad luck.

Just...skip this one. I hope the next one is better and that we’re not rolling down an infinitely long hill. Who haven’t we checked in with in a while? Have we had a TJ-centered episode yet? I’d be fine with that.

Takeaway: I need to tighten up my scriptwriting so I don’t run out of steam before even getting the chance to make fun of a bad episode, lol.

[coronarycorsair]

This was gonna be a reddit comment but reddit sucks and the person I was replying to 100% wouldn’t have appreciated it so I’m posting it here instead.

I've always found it hard to give a really good analogy for being trans, but if you’ll indulge me:

Imagine a world where at birth, your hands are measured and whichever has slightly greater musculature is considered to be your dominant hand (and they *nearly* always get it right), and this is considered very important in this society. It's recorded on your birth certificate. Left-handed babies have their rooms pained yellow, right-handed babies have their rooms painted green. Right-handed people wear tight-fitting clothes and large hats, left-handed people wear flowey, drapey clothes and grow their hair long. Righties act THIS way, lefties act THAT way, and so on. There are even different pronouns to refer to people by handedness (Re/Rer/Rers and Le/Ler/Lers, I imagine). Schoolchildren are taught to write with their nondominant hand tied behind their back, because to be seen using your off-hand in public is very gauche.

Now imagine you've been assigned right-handed at birth, but are in fact left-handed. Maybe the doctor was a little loose with the measuring tape, maybe you had abnormal muscle development that didn't match your neurological development in the expected way.

So you go through school and of course they can tell what handedness you were assigned at birth, and your kindergarten teacher ties the other hand behind your back and you start learning how to write. Now, you're having a bit more trouble than some other students, but you KNOW you're right-handed. People have been telling you that your whole life. You feel like it might be more comfortable to use your left hand, because of how the desk is arranged or because you strained your right arm playing soccer the other day. Maybe it's because your best friend is left-handed and you think you just want to be more like ler. Whatever excuse you can think of to silence those nagging thoughts. So you press on and your writing looks kind of weird, but you keep practicing.

You’re pretty jealous of those lefties on the other side of the playground... but you’re not sure why. It doesn’t make sense, because you’re right-handed. Obviously.

One evening you're working on your homework, trying really hard to focus on writing as it's always been a struggle for you, and get a crazy idea. You look around to make sure no one is looking... and you grab the pencil with your left hand. And you start writing. After so many years, at first it looks worse than your right-handed writing, because you've practiced it so much, but it comes to you so much easier. After a few hours practicing your writing is better than ever! You realize for the first time... you are actually left-handed.

So you go about telling people, and you get all kinds of responses that, to you--knowing for a fact that you write far better with your left hand--seem completely nonsensical:

- "Oh, you don't have to use your left-hand to grow your hair long, you know! Handedness-non-conforming behaviour isn't the social suicide it used to be" - "It says right-handed on your birth certificate. You can't change your handedness! That's just science! Facts don’t care about your feelings!" (You point out that there is in fact widespread agreement in the medical community that handedness assigned at birth does not have 100% accuracy, but they’re too busy misreading a Swedish study from 1974 to hear you) - "Why are you trying to perv on lefties in the lefty bathroom? You righties are all a bunch of sexual predators" - "You can't FORCE me to call you by left-handed pronouns! That's compelled speech! I have rights!" - “I can’t believe you’d do that in public. In front of CHILDREN! HOW WILL I EXPLAIN THIS TO MY CHILDREN!?” - "Why would you want to change your handedness? Don't you know how much paperwork that involves? Don’t you know how expensive left-handed stuff is? I buy righty clothes because their pockets are bigger." - "God made you right-handed and you can't change that!" -  "There are only TWO kinds of handedness!" (you're not even ambidextrous so you're not sure why they're saying this to you in the first place) - Your parents threaten to kick you out of the house if they see you using your left hand. "We raised a righty! It's like you're killing my right-handed child!" your dear mother cries as you tell her the news. - To change your handedness to lefty on your birth certificate you need two psychologists' letters confirming that you've been living as a left-handed person for at least six months - The rest of your life is spent hearing yourself be described as a "righty who identifies as a lefty" by well-meaning idiots until your ears bleed.

And all you can say to these people is "I don't know, man. I write with my left hand. That's all I can really tell you.

[sa1fisher-moved]

i wasnt tagged to do this but im bored

What was your last

Drink: red bull.. Last phone call: my dad Last text: my friend group server, but my last actual phone text thing is to my dad Last song you listened to:  some breaking benjamin song Last time you cried: like last week over some stupid nonsense Have you ever dated someone: i currently am Been cheated on: i dont know.. GHFDh before kenny, my relationships usually lasted like 2 days bc i never liked the guy Kissed someone and regretted it: i havent kissed anyone before (besides the time when i was like 6 years old . but thats just cringe kid stuff) Lost someone special: i guess so. im still really upset by one of my close friends leaving unexpectedly without a proper goodbye Been drunk and thrown up: no List three fave colors: pink, light blue, purple

In the last year have you…

Made a new friend: yes! Fallen out of love: no Laughed until you cried: yeah, throwback to when my boyfriend was high on voice call and i deafened him and he didnt realize and kept singing along to that mpreg reigen tobuscus mspaint video Met someone that changed you: hm... i dont know Found out who your true friends are: yes! though like i have known that since we’ve been together since middle/high school. and my new friends ive met this year are pretty epic Found out someone was talking about you: i mean. im sure people talk about me Kissed someone on your FB friends list: uh No

General:

How many people on your FB friends list do you know irl: like all of them Do you have any pets: 2 cats! Do you want to change your name: yeah a little bit What did you do for your last birthday: me and my friends hung out at my aunts house and swam in her pool! then we went to starbucks afterwards What time did you wake up today: 3pm for work What were you doing at midnight last night: i was watching a cringey show. Name something you CANNOT wait for: pokemon swsh and animal crossing! Last time you saw your mother: like ... a month or 2 ago? i cant remember. i rarely see her What is one thing you wish you could change about life: i wish i was happier i guess What are you listening to right now: silence Have you ever talked to a person with the name Tom: yes. we shared a bus stop in high school and he always smoked weed while we waited. and one day he came over to my house and offered me and my friends poptarts and muffins. What’s getting on your nerves: uh tumblr, my job, a lot of things bc im a prickly bastard Most visited website: tumblr, youtube, discord if that counts Nickname: i dont have any nicknames besides my boyfriend calling me “honey” and “dear” and “babe” NJGKBVF

Relationship status: taken! Zodiac sign: leo Pronouns: he / him Fave tv shows: god. i have no idea. i havent been watching any shows . Hair color: brown Long or short: short Height: 5′6ft Do you have a crush on someone: my boyfriend O_O also larry johnson What do you like about yourself: idk.... i guess my art isnt too bad Tattoos: none but it would be cool to get some Righty or Lefty: right First surgery: ive had no surgery First piercing: none, but piercings would be cool if i wasnt afraid of needles First best friend: we've known each other since kindergarten but we dont talk as much anymore since we have NOTHING in common now. we still keep in contact on facebook, like commenting and liking each others pictures First sport you joined: soccer. i wasnt any good at it though First pair of trainers: what

Right now

Eating: nothing but i did eat a sub sandwich an hour ago Drinking: red bull Listening to: nothing Want kids: no Career: i wanna be a concept artist and video game designer so bad but i’ll doubt thatll ever happen. im not sure where to start

Which is better:

Lips or eyes: eyes Hugs or kissed: hugs Shorter or taller: shorter Romantic or spontaneous: idk... spontaneous maybe? Nice stomach or nice arms: both. Sensitive or loud: what Hook up or relationship: relationship Troublemaker or hesitant: kennys facking. both.

Have you ever:

Kissed a stranger: no Drank hard liquor: yeah, like once Lost glasses/contacts: yes Sex on a first date: no Broke someone’s heart: yes :( Had your own heart broken: yes but it wasnt from romantic stuff Been arrested: no Turned someone down: yes Cried when someone died: yeah when my birthdad died NJGKFS Fallen for a friend: looks at kenny

Do you believe in:

Yourself: i try to Miracles: not really Love at first sight: nah Santa Claus: when i was like 2 yeah Kiss on the first date: well. it sure can happen Angels: angels are a cool concept but i dont believe they exist

im tagging @eboysal @crgnoir @travphelps @keelloowa @kianhasfun @flwrmouth you guys dont have to do this if u dont wanna

[endgameexecutor]

So my wife, @crazygingerlady, wanted to see how much I’ve changed over the years. So here’s an ask meme I answered ages ago with updated answers. The old answers can be found here.

What was your:

Last drink: Cranberry lemonade, babey!

Last phone call: My wife. OvO

Last text message: (From my sister about a crab she caught): Could be a girl.

Last song you listened to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJAvPsSeXvg

Last time you cried: Bitch I wish I could cry. It would prolly help me get out all these bad emotions squatting in my body, not paying their dopamine rent.

EDIT: My wife informs me I was crying over how cute baby snakes were last night.

Have you ever:

Dated someone twice: Does dating my wife constantly count?

Been cheated on:

Kissed someone and regretted it: Only once, when I poked Jayde’s eye with my nose.

Lost someone special: I lost my grandmother when I was a child. I couldn’t even comprehend what was going on back then. It hit me like a truck a phew years later and I felt like shit when it did.

Been depressed: Been?

Been drunk and thrown up: Still don’t drink. Maybe if I had something blue and fruity...

In the past year have you:

Made a new friend: Lot’s of them in my college classes. Right now they’re on Discord shitposting about Seto Kaiba.

Fallen out of love: That’s an emotional roller coaster I plan to never ride again.

Laughed until you cried: Every time my wife says something funny. Unless it’s terrible terrible terrible.

Met someone who changed you: See: “My wife.”

Found out who your real friends are: I can trust no one in this filthy world but my cat, Arby.

Found out someone was talking about you: Are they? ...Are they saying nice things?

Kissed anyone on your Facebook list: Jayde were we Facebook friends before or after we kissed?

EDIT: She informs me it was before.

General:

How many people on your FB friends do you know irl?: I’m in a long distance relationship with my wife so that one’s a technicality. All my other IRL friends use Discord.

Do you have any pets?: Four cats. One with anxiety, one doesn’t like me, one’s a sweet angel, and one’s Arby.

Do you want to change your name?: Can I add titles like “Duke”?

What did you do for your last birthday?: Get a surprise visit from my wife who I proceeded to hug for a solid three minutes.

What time did you wake up today?: Nine-thirty. Or at least I’m hoping I woke up. I’ve got errands to run.

What were you doing at midnight last night?: Binging Criminal Minds way past bedtime.

Name something you CANNOT wait for: The fall of capitalism.

Last time you saw your mother: About a week ago. I’m the man of the house for now. Those plants you see outside? I watered them. Yeah, I’m a big deal.

What is one thing you wish you could change about yourself: Hi I’d like to return this depression with the executive dysfunction that came with it.

What are you listening to rn?: The dulcet tones of Jayde’s AC because I’m Skyping her while I write this.

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom?: I was on the highschool math team with one but let me ask this; why Tom? Why is that such and important name to you? Are you looking for a Tom? Did he break your heart?

What’s getting on your nerves rn?: The loneliness that comes with being the only person in this house.

Nickname: My wife calls me Bingus.

Relationship status: In a long-distance relationship, with my wife, @crazygingerlady.

Zodiac sign:  ♉

Pronouns: He/him

Favourite tv show: I am fickle man, but right now the first two to come to mind are Criminal Minds and Star Vs.

High school: No thank you I ain’t reliving that. I think I was even more depressed and self-destructive back then.

College: Actually really enjoying my current degree in graphic design!

Hair colour: Still brown. Also why the “u”? Is this questionnaire some sort of data collection means for British spies? Or did I change it back then because I thought it made me look “cultured”?

It really just made me look like a twat.

Long or short: It was long and curly but then Jayde gave it a trim when I last saw her.

Height: Taller than you’ll ever be and that’s all that I need to say.

Do you have a crush on someone?: Golly gee whoever could it be?

What do you like about yourself?: Apparently I look real good in button-up flannel.

Tattoos: I have a plan to get “ARE YA NASTY” penned right on my cheeks before the year is out.

Righty or lefty: Righty.

First surgery: After a cursory check I have confirmed all my organs are in their proper places.

First piercing: One time I had this really bad splinter does that count?

First best friend: I think it was actually this kid who hit me in the face with a shovel. I don’t think we were friend for too long after that.

First sport you joined: Soccer when I was a kid. Went through a child league or something of the sort and stopped. I was not very good at it and am no better as an adult!

First vacation: Seattle as a kid, pity I can’t remember a lick of it on account of being baby.

First pair of trainers: I still have no idea what the fuck this means. Maybe the OP really was from the UK.

Rn:

Eating: Currently digesting a Taco Bell quesadilla.

Drinking: And a Strawberry Icee from the same place.

I’m about to: I’m not sure, I might go to France’s many vineyards and sample their finest wines. Or I might just finish up this questionnaire. I dunno.

Listening to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAbNynH35pw

Waiting for: My family to get home and also dreading it a little as well. Sure it was lonely, but it was also quiet.

Want kids: I already have baby names lined up.

Get married: Jayde’s grandparent’s have been looking at rings for us already.

Career: Remember when it seemed like I was going to be an accountant? Me either. Let’s keep going with graphic design like my wife was right about.

Which is better:

Lips or eyes?: If you’re asking what I like in a partner then I’ve gotta ask why exactly you’re making me choose!

Hugs or kisses?: Excuse me while I fucking embrace my wife.

Shorter or taller? I love my short, fat wife.

Older or younger? Older. My wife has a whole year on me! Grandma.

Romantic or spontaneous? I feel like there’s an overlap but I definitely need to plan more dates to surprise Jayde with...

Nose, stomach or nice arms? This still sounds serial-killer-ish but if I’m to set that aside, stomach.

Sensitive or loud? Bitch Jayde’s both. And I love it.

Hook up or relationship? I’m so happy with the one I’m in now. I ain’t ever gonna stop loving her. Bitch.

Troublemaker or hesitant? I dunno, I guess that would depend on trouble for who? Though given the bad ideas I suggest I’m really glad Jayde doesn’t do any of them.

Have you ever:

Kissed a stranger? Only when I pretend not to know who Jayde is.

Drank hard liquor? I’m not sure how to put a funny spin this. Next!

Lost glasses or contacts? I can’t wear them lest they reduce the beauty of my stunning hazel eye-things.

Sex on first date? That one is gonna be a nada for good.

Broke someone’s heart? I have, I still feel fucking terrible about it.

Been arrested? Nope, my record is clean aside from those traffic tickets.

Turned someone down? Yup, I had to tell Arby he wouldn’t get more food because he’d already been fed.

Cried when someone died? Not immediately. I think the “losing a loved one” covers that pretty well.

Fallen for a friend? Story of Jayde and I’s relationship.

Do you believe:

In yourself? On good days, yeah I do. I also might be too confident in my graphic design skills though.

Miracles? Yes, his name is Sirius and he’s Jayde’s baby boy.

Love at first sight? With my wife, but at the time my dumb-ass didn’t realize it. I’m as dense as lead.

Heaven? I’m not sure how to answer that. I mean I won’t fight against it’s existence but I ain’t but all my chips on it either.

Santa Claus? That was explained to me years ago but like hell I’ll ruin it for my kids. How much do red suits cost?

Kiss at first date? I’m not sure so I just kiss Jayde a lot to cover my bases.

EDIT: Jayde says our first “real” date was at the aquarium, and we kissed a lot.

Angels?: Have you seen my wife?

Speaking of I hope this gives a better idea of how I’ve changed over the years. I love you sweetie<3

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85 Truth Tag

amazing and lovely @daisykookz tagged me

rule: answer these 85 questions

LAST

1. Drink- H2O

2. Call- Brother

3. Text- Mom

4. Song You Listened to- If You Do by Got7

5. Last Time You cried- after the got7 concert. the whole ordeal after the show made me so angry and upset. i cried for a good 10 minutes

HAVE YOU EVER

6. Dated someone twice? I dont count what happened when i was 11. i’ll just say that much. but seriously never dated 1 person

7. kissed someone & regret it- never kissed anyone

8. Been cheated on- nope

9. Lost Someone special- yep

10. been depressed- I go back and forth on this alot. Technically and medically speaking No but i’ll spare you the details on this topic

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up- Nope. I’m a very boaring person

FAVORITE COLORS

12. Black

13. White

14. Gray

15. Lavender

IN THE PAST YEAR HAVE YOU

16. Made new friends? Yes, 1 irl and thankfully many online friends who i love very dearly

17. Fallen out of love- I dont think I’ve actually ever been in love

18. laugh until you cried- probably

19. found out someone was talking about you- i dont think so. not to my knowledge

20. met someone who changed you- yeah

21. found out who your friends were- yeah probably

22. kiss someone on your fb list- never kissed anyone and i check fb not frequently

GENERAL

23. How many people on fb do you know irl- my fb is mainly just consistant of my family so pretty much all of them

24. Have any pets? My cat and a rabbit

25. Do you want to change your middle name? if i did i dont know what i’d replace it with so i guess im stuck with it

26. What did you do for your last Birthday? Probably ate dinner out with my family and that was about it

27. What time did you wake up this morning? I had to work but i overslept til 9:12 this morning

28. What exactly were you doing at midnight yesterday? I was watching EXO interviews. 

29. What is something you can’t wait for? SEEING MONSTA X TOMORROW AND MY COUSIN TOO IN DALLAS

30. What are you listening to know- GOOD BOY BY GDRAGON & TAEYANG

31. Have you talked to a stranger named tom- Yeah. 

32. Something that gets on your nerves- The kids I watch sometimes can be bratty and to invasive on me and I can’t stan them anymore

33. Most visited website- Tumblr/Twitter

34. Hair Color- Dark Brown

35. Long or short hair- I have LONG HAIR. goes to my waist

36. Do You have a crush on someone- Nope. Really since i was 15 i hadn’t had a crush on anyone

37. What do you like about yourself? Really not much. My hair I guess

38. Want any piercings? 50/50 on this.  I have not had my ears pierced since i was 6 and i made my mom use a thumbtack to do it because i dont like earrings but when i see a photo of a singer i immediately look at their ears and think those look cool. so not really but im indecisive

39.  Blood type- O-

40. Nicknames- Katt

41. Relationship status- Single forever, but JB is currently my husband in my imaginary world

42. Zodiac- Aries

43. Pronouns- I literally do not care

44. Favorite tv show? I don’t watch tv that much but I guess a cartoon i liked watching but nobody has heard of is Chowder

45. Tattoos? I don’t have any but i know i want this..

46. Righty or Lefty- Righty

47. Ever had surgery? only to get wisdom teeth out 

48. Piercings? none

49. Sports? break it down from age

4-8 soccer 9-10 fast and slow-pitch softball 10-11 Tennis 11-13/14 Volleyball

50. Vacation- Last 1 was Houston and tomorrow ill be in dallas for a few days

51. Shoes- I have the same pair of black converse since i was a jr in high school and i still wear them to this day 

MORE GENERAL

52. Eating- I took some kids to a pizza place for lunch

53. Drinking- Aqua

54. I’m about to watch- a kpop music video from a group I like 10/10 most likely to happen

55. Waiting For- me to decide when i should eat food or not tonight

56. Want- more $$$ and see my online friends someday irl

57. Get married- maybe ,but i loose hope in that really

58. Career- something in politics but i kinda am just eh right now

WHICH IS BETTER

59. Hugs or kisses- both are great

60. lips or eyes- eyes

61. shorter or taller- taller

62. older or younger- same age preferably but if not older

63. nice arms or stomach- stomach

64. hookup or relationship- RELATIONSHIP

65. Troublemaker or hesitant- hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER

66. kiss a stranger- No

67. Had hard liquor- yep

68. lost glasses- I hadn’t worn glasses since middle school and even then the eye doctor said i didnt really need them so not really

69. Turned someone down- no. never been asked before

70. Sex on the 1st date?- Never happened but im a believer in waiting a bit before doing something like that

71. Broke Someones heart- probably

72. had heart broken- yeah but when i look back on it i’m glad

73. been arrested? Nah

74. Cried when someone died- yeah

75. Fallen for a friend- no

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

76. Youself- HELL NO

77. Miracles- Kinda

78. Love at 1st sight- No, I believe its just infatuation with someone

79. Santa- I dont know why i stopped i just remember 1 day my dad asked if we still believe and i just said no for some reason

80. Kiss on a 1st date- maybe. depends on how well i feel comfortable with the person

81. angels- yes. I believe i have a few guardian angels watching over me

OTHERS

82. Best friend name- I have 2. Jessi and Lauren

83. eye color- brown

84. favorite movie- Star Wars. specifically ep 4,6,7,and 2

85. favorite actor/actress- i dont really have one. Harrison Ford or Carrie Fisher i guess

im not gonna tag anyone in this long quiz about yourself unless you wanna kill a whole bunch of time by doing this tag feel free to do so

[en-chantedx]

I was tagged by Julianna ( @suttonrichards ) 💓

last (1-5)

drink - water

phone call - telemarketer 😤

text msg - texted daws

song you listened to - she loves control

time you cried - ummm it’s been a while which means i’m dead overdue for a good cry soon

(6-11)

dated someone twice - lmao never

ever kissed someone and regretted it - no

been cheated on - yes but not recently

lost some1 special - no

been depressed - yes

gotten drunk/thrown up - drunk yes threw up from it no

fav colors (12-14)

blush pink, light gray, cobalt blue

in the last yr have you.. (15-21)

made new friends/ mutuals - yes

fallen out of love - no

laughed until you cried - lmao like once a week

found out some1 was talking about you - unfortunately

met some1 who changed you - eh not really

kissed some1 on your FB friends’ list - no

general (22-51)

how many of your FB friends do you know irl - a majority of them

you have any pets - cat and a dog

do you want to change your name - not at the moment but it has crossed my mind before, just feel my last name could be better lmao but i love my dad and his portuguese heritage so i would truly never want to change it because i’m bored

what did you do for your prev. birthday - went to the casino with my best friend, got drunk and gambled and WON whew came home $300 richer 😛

what time did you wake up today - 10:30am

what were you doing @ midnight last night - sitting in bed contemplating if eating ever was /really/ necessary

what is something you can’t wait for - college graduation, hearing back from this production company, REPUTATION STADIUM TOUR LAYTEAS ALL 7 SHOWS UGH MY MIND, moving to LA to study acting/pursue acting, losing 10-15 more lbs

what’re you listening to atm - nothing

have you ever talked to a person named Tom - this is so...specific and tbh i don’t think i’ve ever personally known a Tom.

something that’s getting on your nerves - my weight, scales

most visited site - twitter

hair color - dark brown

long/ short hair - super long

do you have a crush on some1 - no

what do you like abt yourself - lmao

want any piercings - I’ve thought about getting my belly button repierced but i’m not skinny enough to really want to

blood type - O-

nicknames - gabby, gabbie, gabbi, gabs, gab tho i prefer and only really personally use Gabby.

relationship status - single

zodiac - Libra

pronoun(s) - she/her

fav tv/ on-air shows - the vampire diaries, the originals, supernatural, the bold type, alone together, modern family, brooklyn nine nine, how to get away with murder, parks and recreation, the office, american horror story, gilmore girls, gossip girl, new girl, fixer upper, love it or list it, property brothers, dark, black mirror

tattoos? - one, it says fearless in taylors handwriting and it’s on one of my right ribs

rightie or leftie - rightie

ever had surgery - had my tonsils removed just this past May and i’ve had all 4 wisdom teeth removed if that counts lmao

piercings - two ear piercings and i still currently have an opening for a belly button ring but it’s super small so it’s not really worth trying to use, i got it at 16 so i grew and it just ya lmao

sports - ummm i used to play soccer, softball, dance and cheer but now i don’t really do anything lmao

vacation - um well apart from wanting to move to LA i obvs wanna travel there too but outside of that i really want to visit every state and also all of Europe and esp the Azores so i can visit my dads home in Ponta Delgada.

trainers - my broke ass can’t afford one but realistically i should have one, i’m gonna start spin classes soon tho so that’s almost like a trainer

more general (52-58)

eating - currently? lmao air

drinking - again currently? water

i’m about to watch - nothing atm

waiting for - the day i lose 10 more lbs but also like a certain email and for it to be may 12th

want - to be skinny and be successful in acting

get married - yes but i’m still single and i have a hard time trusting guys after my last ex so it’s just hard for me to even make efforts for relationships but maybe one day also like maybe if i didn’t hate myself i night thrive lmao would say i’m a late bloomer but far from it

career - I want to be an actress

which is better (59-65)

hugs/kisses - hugs

lips/eyes - ugh eyes

shorter/taller - taller

older/younger - older but not like more than 10 yrs

nice arms/ stomach - both

hookup/relationship - relationship

troublemaker/hesitant - depends on the situation and how well i know the people

have you ever (66-75)

kissed a stranger - no

drank hard liquor - yes

lost glasses - sunglasses yeah. prescription? rather die they’re too expensive.

turned someone down - yes

sex on 1st date - no

broken a heart - probably

had your heart broken - yes

been arrested - no

cried when some1 died - yes wtf

fallen for a friend - ugh don’t get me started

do you believe in.. (76-81)

yourself - for my career goals and aspirations yes and no, for anything else not really

miracles - yeah

love @ first sight - maybe

santa clause - no lmao

kiss on a 1st date - yeah

angels - yes

other (82-85)

best friend’s name - ok so this is hard to word but my best friend since 6th grade is Rebecca. My online friends who i’ve met taylor with and we go to her shows together but don’t live ANYWHERE near each other are Callie ( @trechreous ), Cari ( @gold-cage ), Paty ( @circusaintlove ), Lotte ( @taylortreasures ). Daws ( @justbecauseyouclean ) falls into this online but met category but we unfortunately are not going to shows together :/ And then completely online, never met but have FTed and shit are Heather ( @wiildest--dreams ), Roni ( @xpolaroidswift )and Katie ( @swiftlycady ). and of course as much as i’d love to say @taylorswift she actually isn’t really my best friend but a girl can dream haha.

eye color - brown

fav movie - ugh i’m horrible at picking favorite movies

fav actor - i don’t really have a fave actor but i guess any of the kids from Stranger Things and It but for actresses probably Nina Dobrev, Emma Stone, and Candice Accola.

ok so idk the rules on tagging so like if anyone i tagged above wants to do it go for it. i’ll tag a few randoms below xx

@sadtragics @longlive-89 @a-blank-space @whit-tay13 @messofadreamr13 @redputation @lifeofswiftie89 @diagon-alli @hashbrownswift @cages-boxes-hunters-foxes @bondings @ninetay89

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Get To Know Me!!! A Little Too Well

1. Name: Nicole 2. Nickname(s): Nik, Nikki 3. Birthday: June 21 4. That makes you: 18 5. Where were you born: Nebraska 6. Location right now: Same place 7. Shoe size: 7 8. How many piercings?: None 9. Tattoos?: None, but I'd love a few <3 10. When you wake up you're: Confused and even more tired 11. When your about to sleep you're: Wide awake 12. Zodiac sign: Cancerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr/Gemini 13. Chinese sign: Rabbit 14. Righty or Lefty: Righty 15. Innie or Outie: Innie 16. School: Out of school :P Section Two: Looks 17. Nationality: White 20. Weight: 110 lbs 21. Height: 5'6 22. Braces? No 23. Glasses? Yes Section Three: Private Life 24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend? I do! 25. If so, who? The love of my life, Nate 26. If not, do you have a crush on someone? My boyfriend 27. Who has a crush on you? No one haha 28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf? Nope 29. Who was your first kiss: Nate, he kisses pretty good 30. Who was your last kiss: Nate <3 31. Are you a virgin? Yes 32. Ever had a threesome before? No 33. NQ- Ever been swarmed by ladybugs?: Nope 34. Have you ever been in love? Yes 35. Broken any hearts? Not that I know of 36. Got your heart broken? Quite a few times 37. Ever liked a friend? Yea 38. What happened? We started dating

Section Four: Past Relationships 39. How many relationships have you been in? 1 40. How many were serious enough to count: I'm in it 41. Who were those serious ones: I've only been in 1 42. NQ- Who USED to be your best friend: Well, he's still my best friend so 43. What made them different: Nothing 44. What happened: We started dating 45. Best boy/girlfriend: The one I'm dating 46. Worst boy/girlfriend: N/A 47. Ever been kissed: Yes 48. Who do you want back: No one 49. What do you regret: Focusing too much on guys 50. Why? Because I would've done so much better in school Section Five: Favourites 51. Song: Sound of Silence 52. Movie: Zootopia 53. Food: Anything really 54. Drink: Apple Juice 55. Store: Gamestop and Hot Topic 56. Television show: Stranger Things and Mom 57. Holiday: Christmas 58. Book: Grace Lost Series 59. Ice cream: Mint Chip 60. Sweets: Chocolate 61. Crisps: Doritos Jacked 62. Type of music: Pretty much every genre 63. Artist: Singer is Luke Bryan, Painter is Bob Ross 64. Word: Loquacious, vernacular 65. Time of day: Evening/night 66. Dressing: Ranch 67. Alcoholic drink: Don't drink 68. Colour(s): Blue, Red, Black, and White 69. Piece of clothing: Beanie 70. Character: My fursona 71. Smell: Fresh rainfall 72. Shampoo: Fructis 73. Soap: Fructis 74. Smiley: >3 75. Board game: Too many tbh 76. Sport: Soccer 77. Number: 5 78. Quote: "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." Franklin D. Roosvelt 79. Animal: Wolf 80. Actor: Ryan Reynolds/Chris Pratt 82. Vegetable: Sugar snap peas 83. Fruit: Grapes 84. Place to be: In my room 85. Thing in your room: Pictures 86. Gum: 5-gum 87. Shape: Circle 88. Country: Europe 89. Mall: Any mall 90. Car: 67 Chevy Impala 91. Boy's name: Christopher 92. Girl's name: Chrissy 93. Family member: My brothers and my dad 94. Restaurant: Johnny Carinos 95. Movie place: The theater 96. Person to go to the movies with: Myself 97. Noise: Falling rain 98. Brand of Shoe: Airwalks 99. Brand of clothing: Aeropostle 100. Body part of a chicken: Thigh 101. Swear word: Asshat 102. Month: December 103. Possession: My ring 104. Team: Don't have a favorite 105. Season: Winter 106. Radio station: Pop station 107. Magazine: Don't read them 108. Favourite grade: Senior year 109. Least favourite grade: 5th grade 110. Teacher: Kindergarten 111. Least favourite teacher: Math teacher in 5th grade, he was a douche 112. Subject: Art/Choir 113. Subject to talk about: Anything and everything Section Six: Family 114. Who's your mum?: Not here 115. Who's your dad?: My role model 116. Any step-parents?: Yea, had a few 117. Any brothers?: 2 118. Any Sisters?: Nope 120. Coolest: Older brother 121. Loudest: Me 122. Best relative: My cousin 123. Worse relative: No one 124. Do you get along with your parents? My dad, yea 125. With your siblings? Mostly, we game with each other 126. Does anyone understand you? Yea 127. Do you have any pets? Nah 128. If so, what kind and name? 129. If not, what do you want as a pet? I want another dog, we had to get rid of ours Section Seven: School 131. Are you still in school? Nope 132. Did you drop out?: 2.75, I didn't pay attention freshman and sophomore year 133. Your current GPA: No thanks 134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: School bill paid for it 135. ABC's?: Know them 136. Favorite class: Choir and art 137. Play any sports at school?: Played soccer 138. Are you popular? With the outcasts 139. Favourite memory: Being the only girl good at soccer 140. Most humiliating moment: Falling in front of my close guy friends 141. Most funniest moment: Hitting someone in the face with a soccer ball 142. Most scared moment: Graduating Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear 145. Chicken: Bawk bawk 146. Dog: Soft puppy 147. Christina Aguilera: Music 148. Ricky Martin: Who? 149. 50 cent: Rapper 150. Poop: Emoji 151. Beach: Sand 152. Dessert: Cactus 153. Water: Blue 154. Osama: Bin Laden 155. Love: Life 156. Your little brother: Xbox One 157. Butt: Nice 158. Clowns: Pennywise 159. Wonder: Over Yander 16o. Brown: Pants 161. Banana: Yum 162. Sex: Rope 163. Parents: One 164. Homosexuals: Jensen and Jared 165. God: Father Section Nine: Do you believe in 166. God: Yes 167. Heaven: Yes 168. Devil: Yes 169. Hell: In a sense 170: Boogey man: No 171. Closet Monsters: Nah 172. Fortune telling: Nope 173. Magic: Nuh uh 174. Love at first sight: Depends 175. Ghosts: Nope 176. Voo-doo dolls: Nah 177. Reincarnation: Nope 178. Yourself: Ehh, not really Section Ten: Do you 179. Smoke: And kill my lungs? No thanks 180. Do drugs: Pfft, why would I? 181. Drink alcohol: Again, I'm not trying to die at a young age 182. Cuss: Yea 183. Sing in the shower: Sometimes... 184. Like school: Yea, it was the best place to be! 185. Want to get married: Mhmm, and I'm glad I found someone 186. Type with all of your fingers: Not really 187. Think you're attractive: Most days 188. Drink and drive: Fuck this 189. Snore: Sometimes 190. Sleep walk: Nope 191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: Best place to be honestly Section Eleven: Have you ever 192. Flashed someone: On accident 193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: I don't drink 194. Told that person how you felt: Yep 195. Been arrested: Nope 196. Gone to jail or juve: No 197. Skateboarded: Yes 198. Skinny dipped: In a bath 199. Rock climbed: Do it every summer 200. Killed someone: Nope 201. Watched porn: Nah 202. Gone on a road trip: Kinda 203. Went out of the country: Nah 204. Talked back to an adult: Yes 205. Broken a law: Nope 206. Got pulled over: Don't drive 208: Cried to get out of trouble: I don't usually do anything bad 209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: I'm supposed to, I'm there to listen 210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: No 211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: No 212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: Nah, I usually eat it 213. Mooned someone: Yes, once 214. Shop-lifted: No 215. Worked at McDonald's: No thank you 216. Eaten a dog: A hot dog! 217. Give money to a homeless person: Yea, I've fed them too 218. Glued your hand to yourself: Yes 219. Kissed someone of the same sex: Playing Pocky 220. Had a one night stand: I have two right beside my bed 221. Smoked: Nope 222. Done drugs: No 223. Lose a friend because of your ex: I don't have any exes 224. Slap someone for being stupid: Yes 225. Had cyber sex: Sexted?? Kinda 226. Wish you were the opposite sex: A lot more often than I should sometimes. But for completely different reasons 227. Caught someone doing something: Yea 228. Played a game that removes clothing: Strip truth or dare ;) 229. Cried during a movie: All the damn time 230. Cried over someone: It's hard not to when you can't have an actor love you 231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: Yea, and I did 232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: Nah 233. Ran away from home: Nope 234. Cheated on a test: Once Section Twelve: Would you 235. Bungee jump: Nope 236. Sky dive: Hate heights 237. Swim with dolphins: Yes 238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: That goes against girl code 239. Try to be the opposite sex: No 240. Lie to the police: Hi officer my real name is Nicholas... Cage 241. Run from the police: No 242. Lie to your parents: Done it before 243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: That's just plain rude 244. Be an exotic dancer: Only for my boyfriend <3 245. NQ- Kill the president: Nah Section Thirteen: Are you 246. Shy: Yes, especially around new people 247. Loud: Extremely 248. Nice: I try to be 249: Outgoing: I fake being outgoing haha 250: Quiet: Yea 251. Mean: Depends, I'm mean to those I like 252. Emotional: Sad to say, but yea 253. Sensitive: Mhmm 254. Gay: I'm very happy 255. Strong: I wish, need to start working out 256. Weak: Yea 257. Caring: Yes, especially towards animals 258. Dangerous: Well, does this include caving? 259. Crazy: Uh huh 260. Spontaneous: I am the most random and spontaneous thing out there 261. Funny: I try to be, I fail at it 262. Sweet: To eat ;) 263. Sharing: With most things, but not my food 264. Responsible: Most of the time 265. Trustworthy: Definitely, if you want a secret kept come talk to me 266. Open-minded: Depends on what you mean 267. Creative: For the most part 268. Cute: Um, not even close, no matter how many of y'all say I am 269. Slick: They don't call me Nik the Slick for nothing 270. Smart: Yea 271. Dumb: I act like it 272. Evil: No 273. Ghetto: If only 274. Classy: As in sassy 275. Photogenic: Nope 276. Dependable: Only on a few select things 277. Greedy: Only with food 278. Ugly: Yes, 100 times over 279. Messy: With my life 280. Neat: With everything else 281. Perverted: You can say cookie and it'll go bad 282. Silly: Yea 283. A B****: I can be if you want me to be 284. A Good Listener: Mhmm 285. A Fighter: If you make me mad enough 286. A Party Animal: I'd rather read, thanks 287. A Game Freak: YES 288. A Computer Freak: I literally want to work on computers Section Fourteen: Future 289. Dream job: Animation 290. Dream house: Somewhere out in the country 291. Husband/Wife: My sweet redheaded boyfriend 292. Kids: 2 293. Names: Something with Ns 294. Pets: Literally so many 295. Car: Anything that gets me places 296. Age you would want to get married: I wouldn't mind getting married in the next few years 297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: My best friend Elena 298. Honeymoon: Anyplace that has a bedroom Section Fifteen: Your friends 299. Best friend: Elena, Nate, Jasmine, Kelsey 300. Known the longest: Nate 301. Craziest: Elena 302. Loudest: Elena and I 303. Shyest: Jasmine and Kelsey 304. Best hair: Kelsey 305. Best eyes: Kelsey 306. Best body: Nate 307. Most Athletic: Me 308. Hot-Tempered: Elena 309. Most impatient: Me 310. Shortest: Nate 311. Tallest: Kelsey 312. Skinniest: Me 313. Best singer: Me 314. Funniest: Literally all of us 315. Can always make you laugh: All of them 316. Wish you talked to more: Elena 317. Wish you saw more: All of them 318. Who drives you insane after a while: Elena, but in a good way 319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: All of them 320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': Nah, I'm dating Nate 321. Whose always been there when you need them: All of them 322. Who is like your family: All of them 323. How many friends do you have?: Quite a few, and I love each and every one of them 324. How many are really close? About 10? Section Sixteen: The last 325. Thing you ate: Poptarts 326. Thing you drank: Apple juice 327. Thing you wore: My hoodie 328. Thing you did: This meme 329. Place you went: The store 330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: Nothing 331. Person you saw: My dad 332. Person you hugged: My dad 333. Person you kissed: Nate 334. NQ- Person you beat to a juicy pulp: I wish I had done that to a couple jerks 335. Person you talked to online: Nate 336. Person you talked to on the phone: Nate 337. Song you heard: Vulnerable by Secondhand Serenade 338. Show you saw: Mom 339. Time you fought with your parents: Um... about a month or two? 340. Time you fought with a friend: Haven't for a while 341. Words you said: Fuck you is what I said Section Seventeen: Now 343. What are you eating: Poptart 344. What are you drinking: Apple juice 345. What are you thinking: About my boyfriend 346. What are you wearing: My hoodie 347. What are you doing: Writing this up 349. Hair: Down 350. Mood: Tired 351. Listening to: Spotify 352. Talking to anyone: Yea 353. Watching anything: Nah Section Eighteen: Yes or No 354. Are you a vegetarian: Mostly 355. Are you a carnivore: Nah 356. Are you heterosexual: Yes 357. Do you like penguins: Yes 358. Do you write poetry: Yes 359. Do you see stupid people: Yes 360. You + Me: No 361. Do you like the Osbournes: Yes 362. Can you see flying pigs: No 363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: Yes 364. Are you from Afghanistan: No 365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: No 366. Are you a zombie: No 367. Am i annoying you: Yes 368. Do you bite your nails: Yes 369. Can you cross your eyes: Yes 370. Do you make your bed in the morning: No 371. Have you touched someone's private part: Yes Section Nineteen: This or That 372. Winter or Summer: Winte 373. Spring or Autumn: Autumn 374. Shakira or Britney: Britney 375. MTV or VH1: MTV 376. Black or White: White 377. Yellow or Pink: Pink 378. Football or Basketball: Football 379. Mobile Phone or Pager: Mobile 380. Pen or Pencil: Pencil 381. Cold or Hot: Hot 382. Tattoos or Piercings: Tattoos 383. Inside or Outside: Inside 384. Weed or Alcohol: No 385. Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi 386. Tape or Glue: Tape 387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: In-Out Section Twenty: Opinions 388. What do you think about classical music: I like it 389. About boy bands: Nah 390: About suicide: Talk to someone if you're thinking about suicide. It is a very real thing and should not be joked about. I don't want to find out that any of you are no longer here because of suicide. I've lost 2 very close friends that way. 391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: They can kindly fuck off 392. About teen pregnancy: Only if they know they'll be able to take care of the baby 393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: With my husband in some country town 394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: Nate, Elena, Kelsey, Jasmine, hopefully all my friends 395. About gay men: They're human too Section Twenty-One: 396. Do you have a website: I'm working on building one 397. Current weather right now: Cold as balls 398. Current time: 7:00 399. Last thoughts: Byyyye

[itskrystyna]

100 Truths

Thanks to the ‘on this day’ function on Facebook, I just discovered that it’s been 7 years since I did this tag! Pretty crazy, but after reading it through I thought it would be cool to do it again at age 23 as a lottt of my answers have changed since then and are a lot more interesting.

What was your:

1. Last beverage: Water 2. Last phone call: My dad asking if everyone was home haha 3. Last text message: It was to and from Anthea, we were talking about Christmas and asked each other to name one thing that we are thankful for. 4. Last song you listened to: A double bass version of Canon in D that my brother sent me 5. Last time you cried: Like 15 minutes ago to my brother and sister. We were talking about friendships and how they change as you age, and I opened up about a friend issue that I am currently dealing with.

Have you ever:

6. Got back with someone you've broken up with: No, but as of right now I’m not completely opposed to the idea as long as certain circumstances could one day be on our side. 7. Been cheated on: Not that I know of. 8. Kissed someone & regretted it: No. I’m not particularly happy about the person I had my first kiss with, but in the moment I knew I wanted it so I don’t regret it. 9. Lost someone special: Yes 10. Been depressed: Yes 11. Been drunk and threw up: No

List 3 favourite colours

12. Green 13. Purple 14. Blue

This year have you (2017)

15. Made a new friend: Yes. Temporary friends, but friends nonetheless. 16. Fallen out of love: No. At one point I believed I did, but I’ve come to accept that ultimately I have not. 17. Laughed until you cried: Yes, I can’t remember why but it was definitely with my brother and/or sister.  18. Met someone who changed you: There was definitely someone who changed me this year, but I haven’t been changed by anyone I met this year. 19. Found out who your true friends were: I am still learning, but I know there is at least one who will stick by me till the end.  20. Found out someone was talking about you: Not in the larger sense 21. Kissed anyone on your Facebook friend's list: Yes, two 22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: Most of them except for some family in the Philippines and a couple of online friends and people I met in online communities 23. How many kids do you want?: Ideally 2, a boy and a girl, but I’d try for a third if the first two are the same sex. 24. Do you have any pets?: No 25. Do you want to change your name: No 26. What did you do for your last birthday?: Stayed home. I’ll admit I was kind of in a bad mood on my birthday last week. 27. What time did you wake up today?: 12pm lol my brother woke me up before leaving home 28. What were you doing at midnight last night?: Watching youtube videos in my room till about 3am... I was in a bad head space last night, but I switched to studying a bit of Chinese before bed in attempt to counteract the unproductivity. 29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: I literally cannot wait for this year to end and to go back to school man, no one understands. 30. Last time you saw your Mother: About half an hour ago to say goodnight before she went to sleep 31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life?: I am very grateful for everything I’ve been through since it’s all taught me very valuable life lessons and I would not be the person I am today otherwise, but I guess I just wish that I could have learned a few lessons sooner so I could be ahead in certain aspects of my life and not feel like I’m behind everyone else. I know that life is not a race and that everyone learns and accomplishes things at their own pace, but it’s impossible not to feel that way sometimes although I am working on accepting that all I can do now is look forward, plan for the future and enjoy every moment as best as I can.  32. What are you listening to right now: Some gentle harp music coming from my brother’s laptop. He’s working in my room right now and I let him play whatever he wants :P 34. Who is getting on your nerves now: At this moment nobody! But I suppose you can say that a situation with a friend is really bothering me right now. 36. Whats your real name: Krystyna Kobos 37. Nicknames: Krabs, Tyna, and Ate (if that’s even considered a nickname rather than a title of respect) 39. Zodiac sign: Scorpio sun, Aquarius moon, Virgo rising 40. Male or female?: Female 41. Primary School?: St. Leo 42. Secondary School?: Father John Redmond 43. High school/college?: Ryerson University, YorkU for 3 weeks, and Humber College starting in January! 44. Hair color: Brown 45. Long or short: Medium-ish on the longer side 46. Height: 5′4 47. Do you have a crush on someone? Not crushing, but still in recovery from a heartbreak  48: What do you like about yourself?: I made a list of things I love about myself in my ‘wreck this journal’ type book a few days ago! But one physical thing I like about myself is my big eyes, and one non-physical thing I like is my emotional self awareness and that I allow myself to feel. 49. Piercings: Ears 50: Tattoos: Most probably never 51. Righty or Lefty: Righty

First:

52. First surgery: None 53. First piercing: Ears 54. First best friend: Alyssa in junior kindergarten although I barely remember her, so I will say Jodi in SK. And even though we don’t communicate regularly anymore we still keep in touch and see each other from time to time. 55. First sport you joined: None, although I remember in second or third grade there was a girls soccer tryout meeting at recess and every girl in my grade went for some reason, so I joined them because I didn’t want to be outside alone with all the boys. I never went to another sports meeting after that.  56. First vacation: Philippines 2011! 57. First pair of trainers: Like, shoes? I don’t know lol 

Right Now:

58. Eating: Nothing 59. Drinking: I took a sip of water after reading this question 60. I'm about to: Answer the next question and I need to go to bed soon 61. Listening to: Still the harp music coming from my brother’s laptop 62. Waiting for: SCHOOL TO START. Also Christmas. 63. I'm feeling: Relaxed and reflective. I’m in good spirits tonight. 

Your Future:

64. Want kids?: Yes 65. Get married?: Yes 66. Career: Yikes, well I recently made the huge decision to drop out of teachers college. Once I go back to school in January I will be on my way to becoming a mental health counselor, and to be completely honest I feel so much more excited to continue education for this reason than I ever did before.   67. Lips or eyes: Eyes 68. Hugs or kisses: Both, although I am not much of a hugger in my everyday life with friends/family and I really enjoy kisses with a significant other. But tender hugs are wonderful too. 69. Shorter or taller: Taller 70. Older or Younger: Older 71. Romantic or spontaneous: Spontaneous romantic moments 72. Nice stomach or nice arms: Arms 73. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive 74. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship

Have you ever:

75. Kissed a stranger: No, unless you count a prolonged tinder relationship in which I didn’t truly know all of the person before I kissed them 76. Drank hard Liquor: I don’t really know what defines liquor as hard but I have knocked out and fallen asleep after drinking a bit too much wine (clearly I don’t drink much) 77. Lost glasses/contacts: No 78. Sex on first date: No 79. Broken someone's heart: Yes... I absolutely hated it but I had to do it for myself.  80. Been arrested: No 81. Punched someone: Yes, my brother and Anthea 82. Cried when someone died: Yes 83. Fallen for a friend: Yes, but nothing lasting

Do you believe in:

84. Yourself: I am growing to more and more.  85. Love at first sight: I believe in a moment 86. Heaven: I’m not opposed to the idea of a heaven or an afterlife. I’m comfortable with simply not knowing until we experience our own death, even though it drives me completely insane when I think about it too much.  87. Santa Claus: No 88. Kiss on the first date: A little peck on the lips is fine by me 89. Angels: I believe that invisible spirits exist among us 90. God: I believe that there is one. I believe in the universe and that there’s a part of it inside every living thing on earth and anywhere else that life exists. 

Answer Truthfully:

91. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: No 92. Did you sing today?: Maybe just a little singsong, a little humming 93. Did something illegal?: Other than illegally download music, nothing that I can think of 94. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: I would probably just go back to April of this year (2017) and face going to the doctor to take care of the rash above my lip earlier on. It sounds like such a tiny little problem but it got so out of hand that I spiraled into a depression I’ve never experienced before, and even though I’ve gotten much better since then I am still living in the consequence of it. But then again, if that didn’t happen then the sequence of events afterwards never would have happened, and even though I still wish I never had to go through all the suffering as well as the heartbreak I suffered as result of it, I probably would have not yet learned the most important lesson of my life to this date. 95. The moment you would choose to relive?: That one week in February this year. Our time together was much too short and I would do anything to experience it all over again. 96. Are you afraid of falling in love?: I would normally say no, but now I can understand why people would say yes. However I still stand by no even though I’m afraid of having my feelings this past year nullified...even though that sounds completely irrational. It know that doesn’t make sense, but it does.  97. When was the last time you lied?: Today? Yesterday? I don’t really make big lies, just little strings of white lies. 98. Are you usually late, early or right on time?:  Late D: 99. Would you give your life to save someone else's?:  Yes, if I cared about them enough 100. Are you afraid of posting this as 100 truths?: Not at all. 

[swampstaff]

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you write a note with 92 truths about you. At the end, choose 10-25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you.

What was your:

last beverage: Melk.

last phone call: an awkward talk with my dad.

last text: a text asking the name of the cheap grocery store that my cousin showed me.

last song you listened to: Black Rock Shooter

last time you cried: yesterday over a Momma CQ inspired chapter of a book.

Have you ever:

Dated someone twice: nope.

been cheated on: nope.

kissed someone and regretted it: no

lost someone special: yes.

been depressed: yes.

been drunk and threw up: nope. I won’t drink anymore after one cup, and that’s only ever fruity wine.

list four favorite colors: lavender, prussian blue, alizarin crimson, and black.

last year have you:

made a new friend: yes.

fallen out of love: yes.

laughed until you cried: yup.

met someone who changed you: yes.

found out who your true friends are: yes.

found out someone was talking about you: I don’t think so...

general:

how many internet friends do you know in real life: At least four, because I went to school with them or met them because of a friend.

do you have any pets: 2 cats named Hanabusa and Lizzy, and 2 dogs named Yugi and Lava

do you want to change your name: sometimes. I’m not fond of the name Destiny.

What did you do for your last birthday: OMG, I MADE AND DECORATED MY OWN BIRTHDAY CAKE! THAT’S MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE THING ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY!!!

what time did you wake up today: 5:05am

what were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping

name something you CANNOT wait for: the day that I can make enough money to be able to travel wherever I want. Most likely Japan, but I would love to visit internet friends if I wasn’t imposing on them.

last time you saw your mother: right now.

what is the one thing you wish you could change about your life: I wish that I could communicate what I’m trying to say better. Alot of the times, I feel like I come off as rude or inconsiderate when I just want to help someone.

what are you listening to right now? Static that is on the other end of mom’s phone because the talkative one that stays on the phone for hours on end doesn’t have anything to say.

have you ever talked to a person named tom: very briefly

what’s getting on your nerves right now: mom talking on the phone with the speaker on when it doesn’t need to be on. (but I won’t say anything, even though it is super annoying and rude that she does it. Plus she’s talking to the one person that has a migrane inducing voice)

most visited webpage: um, that’s probably a tie between tumblr and youtube

zodiac sign: Aquarius

he or she: she

elementary: HCS (Howardsville Christian)

highschool: HCS

College: SMC

hair color: dark brown

long or short: short, about shoulder length

height: 5′3″

do you have a crush on someone: no

piercings: ear lobes

tattoos: no

righty or lefty: righty

firsts:

first surgery: never had one

first piercing: my ears

first best friend: Noelle

first sport you joined: soccer

first vacation: LA, California

right now:

eating: spicy cheetos

drinking: nothing

I’m about to: go to my room to get rid of at least some of the noise that mom is not trying to keep to herself on the phone (sorry, this is my pet peeve. have told her not to do it before, she doesn’t listen unless I tell her I have a migrane)

waiting for: phone call to end

your future:

want kids: maybe someday, idk. I may adopt when I feel ready

get married: I don’t know. It would be nice, but I don’t think I’d do well with a partner. I tend to want to do things on my own, usually accidentally shutting people out. I don’t want that for whoever I may marry. They deserve better.

career: I would like to become a manga artist, but I’ll settle for other art related jobs.

which is better:

lips or eyes: eyes

hugs or kisses: hugs

shorter or taller: taller

older or younger: younger

romantic or spontaneous: spontaneous

nice stomach or nice arms: nice arms

sensitive or loud: sensitive

hook-up or relationship: relationship

troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant most of the time.....unless you’re a friend I feel comfortable with, then I tease and everything else

have you ever:

kissed a stranger: no

drank hard liquor: sipped and disliked

lost glasses/contacts: yes. And panicked because I’m blind as a bat without them.

sex on first date: no, and I never will. I’ll save that for when I’m sure that’s who I want, and they are sure that I am who they want. In other words, I’m waiting ‘til marriage for that, if I ever do get married.

broken someone’s heart: unfortunately, yes. I wish that things not working out the way we hoped hadn’t hurt him at all. If I could, I’d take his pain away so he didn’t have to hurt.

arrested: good heavens, no! I think I’d go into full blown panic attack mode!

turned someone down: yup. A boy that was being kinda creepy and stalkerish in elementary. I don’t regret that. He legitimately creeped me out!

cried when someone died: yes

fallen for a friend: I don’t think so

do you believe in:

yourself: to an extent

miracles: yes

love at first sight: For others, yes. For me, no. I have to get to know someone before I get to love

heaven: yes

Santa Claus: no

kiss on the first date: I don’t know. maybe if we’ve seen eachother alot and hug out together before the date.

angels: yes

I wrote down these questions before hand and found that there were only 80 questions. So, here’s 12 more random facts:

My eyes are brown

My favorite animals are snakes and lizards

I live in a swampy area

My favorite mythological creature is the dragon

My favorite book series is Leven Thumps

My favorite Undertale AU is Flowerfell

I like to write a bit, but my books are either private or most of the time not finished. (Hopefully after Animatale is finished, I can post it!)

My favorite anime is Fairy Tail, followed closely by Hetalia

I’m an American

If there’s a type of art that you suggest to me, I’ll most likely try it out. (unless it’s too expensive)

When I was younger, my favorite things to do were climb trees and collect Hot Wheels cars (or any other brand)

I’m a multishipper and a yaoi shipper (spiritshipping being one of my absolute favs)

@noellethepastelhobbit you are the one who tagged me!!!

The others that I’ll tag are (and you don’t have to do this if you don’t want to): @enderandest, @missladytale, @twinklephoenix, @crystal9999999, @lavender-sans, @the-holiday-viruses, @missadventuresofshaylah, @tetsuma, and @lixthenala.

This was basically done just for fun. And as I was writing this: YES! MOM FINALLY GOT OFF HER PHONE! THANK HEAVENS! MY HEADACHE WAS COMING ON FAST!!!

[linzerj]

more tags to fill

ok now for the long ones

Tagged by @thearmada4231 and @fire-fira

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 truths about you. At the end choose 25 people to be tagged. (that’s too many people also i hate tagging people sorry) Also you both tagged me with this and they start with the same questions but then get different toward the end so??? some repeat and some change so I might end up with more than 92 cuz im gonna read each and combine them all

Last Drink: water

Last phone call: to CVS trying to refill a prescription

Last text message: “ok” to my mom

Last song you listened to: idk whatever song was on the car radio, I think it was “Brick in the Wall”??

Last time you cried: yesterday when i got upset about something

HAVE YOU EVER:

Dated someone twice: I HAVE DATED 0 PEOPLE EVER SO

Been cheated on: that requires dating, i have not done it

Kissed someone and regretted it: no because this requires i like someone and have the courage to act upon it

Lost someone special: sadly yes

Been depressed: um. maybe? i honestly am not sure if what i feel sometimes is depression or my anxiety

Been drunk and thrown up: nope

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

Green

Blue

Sunset red

IN THE PAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

Made a new friend: yes

Fallen out of love: n...no(?)

Laughed until you cried: YUP

Met someone who changed you: I mean not really that dramatic. I’ve met some cool people but none that completely changed me.

Found out who your true friends are: this is a weird question to me...i mean, maybe? i think i’ve always known who my friends are

Found Out Someone Was Talking About You: probably i don’t remember the whole year tbh and that shit usually doesnt bother me

Kissed Anyone That Are Your Followers/You Follow: i have kissed 0 people 

GENERAL:

How Many People On Your Tumblr Do You Know IRL: shit um...at least 2 or 3

Do You Have Any Pets: Yes, a lovely 11 year old Lab named Holly

Do You Want To Change Your Name: Nope mine is good but I wish it was on more magnets and shot glasses spelled correctly (I’m Lindsay but all I ever see is Lindsey)

What Time Did You Wake Up This Morning: like 11am whoops

What Were You Doing Last Night: reading City of Glass from the Mortal Instruments series and watching Slime Rancher YouTube videos

Name Something You CANNOT Wait For: Young Justice Season 3, and also to graduate college with my master’s degree

Have You Ever Talked To A Person Named Tom: Yes....

What’s Getting On Your Nerves RN: my dog is snoring and i can hear her even tough my door is closed and she’s downstairs

Blood type: AB+

Nicknames: Linz

Relationship Status: single and NOT ready to mingle

Zodiac Sign: Leo

Pronouns: She/her

Favourite TV Show: SHIT DUDE ATLA, Korra, Gravity Falls, Young Justice, Voltron, Miraculous Ladybug, DUCKTALES, man all sorts of shit

Most visited website: Tumblr and AO3 and YouTube

Elementary: MY DEAR WATSON (I stole this from fira, no regrets)

High School: i went to one

College: listen i’d tell you where but i dont feel comfortable sharing that

Hair color: brown

Long Or Short Hair?: fairly short it’s only to my shoulders

Do You Have A Crush On Someone?: not at the moment no

What Do You Like About Yourself: I’m tall enough to reach most high things (this is the first thing that came to mind idk guys)

Tattoos: None.

Righty Or Lefty: Righty

FIRSTS:

First Surgery: does getting wisdom teeth removed count?

First Piercing: ears

First best friend: shit omg I had a trio of friends, Nicole, Alec, and Jack. I think Alec and I were friends first and then Jack joined the group and Nicole was a good friend but not like friends with those two boys, and we would run around the playground in pre-K together like maniacs it was great

First Sport You Joined: is dance a sport? if not then soccer

First Vacation: probably disney world

First Pair Of Trainers (Sneakers): ????????????????

RN:

Eating: nothing

Drinking: nothing

I’m About To: finish packing maybe and then go to bed

Listening To: crickets outside and my dog’s snoring

Waiting For: school to start i guess

Want Kids: NOPE not really

Get Married: probably not, i don’t plan on it

Career: master’s student

WHICH IS BETTER:

Lips Or Eyes: Eyes

Hugs Or Kisses: Hugs

Shorter Or Tall: TALL

Older Or Younger: i don’t know?

Nose, Stomach Or Nice Arms: ......idk arms???

Sensitive Or Loud: i mean I’m both so ????

Hook Up Or Relationship: Relationship

Troublemaker Or Hesitant: a balance??? 

HAVE YOU EVER:

Kissed A Stranger: No

Drank Hard Liquor: No

Lost Glasses/Contacts: PROBABLY when i was little probably i havent lost my glasses in a while thats for sure

Sex On First Date: No (what’s a date?)

Broken Someone’s Heart: that requires dating (i think)

Had your own heart broken: Nope

Been Arrested: no i am good and pure

Turn Someone Down: no i dont think so

Cried When Someone Died: like a baby

Fallen For A Friend: yes actually, the friend Alec i mentioned, he was my first crush and i think it was because we were friends that i had a crush on him in the first place

DO YOU BELIEVE:  

In Yourself: ummmmmmmmmmmmm

Miracles: sure why not

Love At First Sight: noooot really no, except like maybe familial love when you look at your baby for the first time and automatically love them kind of thing??

Heaven: mmmmaybe??

Santa Claus: dude i did once but then my mom was like “you’re 12 he’s not real Lindsay” and I wrote in a diary that my mom was mean and then threw it at her (tl;dr no i don’t sorry santa)

Angels: again, maybe??

Kiss on the first date: N...nooooo??

OTHER

current best friend’s name: I have a few, Ashley and Shannon and Chris and Casey and Sarah and Gigi...

eye color: Blue-ish

favorite movie: shit dude. Harry Potter 3 was good and so was the first Avengers...Doctor Strange and Spider-Man Homecoming, and Ant-Man, and Jurassic Park that’s it that’s the one

[hyucksbf]

92 statements !

aaaaaaa so i’m finally getting around to doing all the tag games ive been tagged in so yeeeee,, thank u @nakamottoyuta and @thenctscenarios for tagging me !!! someone else might have but i dont remember akksdhkkh

LAST

1. drink: milk

2. phone call: uhh ?? i think my private teacher ??

3. text message: to one of my music camp friends !!

4. song you listened to: 태양처럼 by day6, specifically this live bc it’s better than the actual studio recording tbfh

5. time you cried: i cried at music camp bc i was having an internal crisis w myself aha :)

HAVE YOU EVER...

6. dated someone twice: never dated anyone oops

7. kissed someone and regretted it: i was almost kissed at music camp but thank god i avoided it bc i definitely would of regretted it since i didnt even kno the dude lmao like pls u dont just get to take my first kiss like that thanks

8. been cheated on: again,, never dated whoops

9. lost someone special: yea :(

10. been depressed: yep

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: jsjdh nope and i never will bc alcohol is just so unappealing to me

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:

12, 13, 14: pink, orange, and purple

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. made new friends: yes many !!! i love u all !!

16. fallen out of love: no...?

17. laughed until you cried: *music camp flashbacks*

18. found out someone was talking about you: yes but in a good way

19. met someone who changed you: yes many !!!

20. find out who your real friends are: yea kinda ://

21. kissed someone on your facebook list: dont own a facebook u nerds

GENERAL:

22. how many of your facebook tumblr friends do you know in real life: changed it bc its more fun this way but !! shoutout to my irl friends who happen to be nerdy enough to also own a tumblr: @iwriteblogpostsnotsongs @graciasysaludo

23. do you have any pets: yes sjsjhj i have my best friend davidson the cat i love him then i have another cat whos really old shes like 17 but shes a sweetheart and then we also have two doggos (three if u include my grandparents dog who lives downstairs i love him the most aaaaa) and then two guinea pigs

24. do you want to change your name: sometimes i think of other names but i think ive created a name for myself with this one so i cant really leave it

25. what did you do for your last birthday: hsjhj i dont rememeber probably a small party or smth like that ???

26. what time did you wake up: uhh i think around 10:30 ?

27. what were you thinking at midnight last night: “why the fuck am i not asleep already”

28. name something you can’t wait for: districts next year aaaaaa !!!!

29. when was the last time you saw your mom: an hour ago ??

30. what is one thing you wish you could change in your life: have be people be more open minded and nice

31. what are you listening to right now: first time by day6 bc day6 is the Shit i love

32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: probably ??

33. something that is getting on your nerves: nothing really rn,, i’m pretty content

34. most visited website: u kno what it is lmao

35. elementary: if u have not completed elementary school yet pls leave tumblr pls

36. high school: gonna be a junior next year aaaaa im Excited !!!

37. college: hopefully ?? or a conservatory would be nice hsjdjdj

38. hair color: my natural color is ugli brown ew gross,, but i’m gonna be dying it a rose gold at the end of the summer !! its basically pink tho who am i fooling

39. long or short hair: i have short hair sjssj but its so long rn i can put it up in a little ponytail if i wanted to oml

40. do you have a crush on someone: do i ?? do i not ??? i confuse myself too much

41. what do you like about yourself: i like how confident ive gotten in myself this past year,, like i can actually be myself nowadays and not feel like i have to act a certain way or live up to other people’s expectations

42. piercings: aha no last ones i had got infected so never again :::)

43. blood type: i ?? have no clue ??

44. nickname: hunter with weird accented vowels,, hoonter, dad don’t ask it happened at midnight on the band bus,,, husband also band bus antics

45. relationship status: im in love w my clarinets

46. zodiac: leoooo yeeeeeeeee

47. pronouns: he + him !!

48. favorite tv show: hskkhhd theres too many pls,, but agents of shield has been a long time fave

49. tattoos: AAAA i want so many i have a List,, i want a giant lion on my shoulder bc im a leo,, then i want a music note behind my ear (i want that to be my first tattoo) then stars and planets on my collarbones bc space man,, also wings on my back, my birthday as a barcode somewhere ?? havent decided where yet + a heart on the inside of one of my fingers

50. righty or lefty: righty !

FIRST...

51. surgery: havent had any yet but i will at some point

52. piercings: i had some in my ears but they became infected and gross and yea no piercings for me thank

53. sport: my parents tried to make me play soccer lmao

54. vacation: the first one i remembered was going to the outerbanks,, but supposedly we went to maine when i was a lil kid but i dont remember rip

55. best friend: we met in kindergarten and are still best friends today aaaaa

56. pair of sneakers: sketchers lmaoooo rip me

MORE GENERAL:

57. eating: i’m chewing gum ?? does this count ??

58. drinking: water

59. i’m about to: go write some angsty markhyuck ::)

60. listening to: colors by day6 um Emo

61. waiting for: something great to happen !!

62. want: everyone to get along ::(

63. get married: nahhh

64. career: something in music !!

WHICH IS BETTER:

65. hugs or kisses: both are cute aaaa

66. lips or eyes: both are v pretty aaaaa why

67. shorter or taller: i’ll probably be shorter than everyone anyways with my 5′ 3 ass

68. older or younger: doesnt matter to me !!

70. nice arms or nice stomach: one, both or neither wouldn’t matter to me

71. sensitive or loud: loud !!! but also sensitive ??

72. hookup or relationship: relationship shakjdsk

73. troublemaker or hesitant: a good balance between the two would be nice lmao

HAVE YOU EVER...

74. kissed a stranger: thank god i didnt wowie

75. drank hard liquor: i dont drink so,,

76. lost glasses/contact lenses: i lost my fake glasses lmao

77. turned someone down: many times yes

78. sex on the first date: uh no

79. broken someone’s heart: i really hope not ??

80. had your heart broken: nah

81. been arrested: nope nope

82. cried when someone died: i cried when my cat died ?

83. fallen for a friend: no.. ??

DO YOU BELIEVE IN...

84. yourself: yes !!

85: miracles: the concept is nice but idk

86. love at first sight: i believe that u can like the idea of someone at first sight,, but you cant love them at as a person since you don’t know them yet

87. santa claus: nah

88. kiss on the first date: i mean i guess ?? idk

89. angels: nope

OTHER

90. current best friend’s name: i have too many to just name one

91. eye color: brown yeee

92. favorite movie: either pacific rim or sunshine both golden

now to tag: @softptg @omgnille1010 @featureless-spy @makkeuga @iwriteblogpostsnotsongs @peurodyuseu @haechance @hyukhyuck

[minteaowo]

I was tagged! (again)

(Thank you @the-sleepy-bunny​ for tagging me!)

RULES: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 truths about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged.

🌸 LAST… Drink: Peppermint tea. 
Last phone call: My mom. 
Last text message: My cousin. Last song I listened to: Hallelujah. 
Last time I cried: While I was listening to Hallelujah and thinking about all the characters that fit with it...

🌸 HAVE YOU EVER… Been cheated on: *crosses fingers* My bf and I just started dating, so I hope not. 
Kissed someone and regretted it: Nope. 
Been depressed: Yeah kind of. 
Been drunk and thrown up: I never plan on drinking, so no from now till the end of time. 
Kissed a stranger: Um, no... 
Drank hard liquor: See above uwu Lost glasses/contacts: I don’t wear glasses/contacts, so no. Been arrested: Nope. 
Turned someone down: Nah, I haven’t. 
Cried when someone died: I know I sound heartless, but no I actually haven’t

🌸 IN THE PAST YEAR, HAVE YOU… Made a new friend: Yep, quite a few actually. 
Laughed until you cried: Many, many times. 
Met someone who changed you: Not really. 
Found out who your true friends are: Yeah! 
Found out someone was talking about you: Probably, but I’m not sure who. 

 🌸 GENERAL                                                                                                   How many people on Tumblr do you know in real life: haha, no one. 
Do you have any pets: I have the cutest and sweetest doggo uwu. 
Do you want to change your name: Nope, I really like Meghan. What time di you wake up this morning: 5:55 am but then went back to sleep until 9 when I remembered it was Sunday. 
What were you doing last night: Drawing and working on a NDRV3/Bo Burnham animatic thing. 
Name something you can not wait for: The eng release of NDRV3, and Anime Next (although I still have a ton of work to do on my Kiibo cosplay). Have you ever talked to person named Tom: Oddly specific, but yeah I have a cousin who’s name is Tom. What’s getting on your nerves rn: Worrying about my grades and studying for the SATs. Blood type: AB-. 
Nicknames: Meg or Meggles. 
Zodiac sign: Scorpio. 
Pronouns: She/Her. 
Favorite TV show: Steven Universe, Gravity Falls, and Cold Case. Hair Color: It’s like a blond-brown, but more blond?? 
Long or short: Long. 
Crushes: Techinically my boyfriend, and all of my husbandos and waifus uwu                                                                   Tattoos: Nope.                                                                                                 Righty or lefty: Righty

🌸 FIRSTS… First surgery: I’ve never had one. 
First piercing: I had my ears pierced, but then the holes closed over. 
First best friend: Lexi whom I’ve known since we were like really little. First sport you joined: Soccer and I was the best stopper my team has ever had uwu. 
First vacation: I think it was to Dutch Wonderland? I was really little so don’t remember exactly.

🌸 RIGHT NOW… Eating: Nothing. 
Drinking: Peppermint tea. 
I’M ABOUT TO: Go work on that animatic some more ^w^. LISTENING: Hallelujah. WANT KIDS: Hell no.

🌸 WHICH IS BETTER? Lips or eyes: Eyes. 
Hugs or Kisses: Hugs all the way. 
Shorter or taller: Taller. 
Older or younger: Older, but I’m fine if their like a couple months younger. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive, but I’m not opposed to them being a little loud. 
Hook up or relationship: Relationship. 
Troublemaker or hesitant: I’m awkward as hell, so a little bit of both.

🌸 DO YOU BELIEVE IN… Miracles: Nah, not really. 
Love at first sight: No, not really. Heaven: Does it matter if I know I’m not going there uwu. 
Santa Claus: Nah I don’t.

Ok, so my “favorite” part, I tag: @iamclearlyyouroverlord  @docochocoart @morally-ambiguous-llama @princeasimdiya12 @doodle-duckie @voidlessgay

@magma-wolf @morri-senpai @cosmiq @holy-shit-dangan-ronpa @paigeisacat @taitofan @wonhyukss @linalinanaa @satorucchi @crow-with-a-shortcake @kiib0u @oumass @that-kawaii-trashcan @thesmolgalaxy @izuruplush @thekomahinafucker @sonneka @hajimeme-hinatiddies

(none of you don’t have to do this if you don’t want to uwu)

[just-a-barn-owl]

The thing!! Again!!

Hey!! It’s this thing again!! I did it, like, a year ago. Let’s just see what’s changed I guess. Thanks @he-is-moon-moon for tagging me in the thing!! Last…: 
 Drink: milk 
 Last phone call: A mystery number asking for my credit card information 
 Last text message: My boyfriend 
 Last song I listened to: Cleopatra by the Lumineers 
 Last time I cried: It was definitely because of my period, not gonna lie Have you ever…: 
 Been cheated on: Nope 
 Kissed someone and regretted it: Nope 
 Been depressed: not in the clinical sense
Been drunk and thrown up: Nope, I have never so much as had a drink 
 Kissed a stranger: Nope never 
 Drank hard liquor: No 
 Lost glasses: Nah, imma just be over here with my perfect vision lol 
 Been arrested: No way, I am the most innocent of humans. The worst thing I’ve ever done is go to Panchero’s without my parents’ permission 
 Turned someone down: I have tried, but apparently they didn’t get the message. @ the dude from Dorian 
 Cried when someone died: oh yeah 
 Fallen for a friend: Absolutely, and it was one of the best things that could’ve happened to me😉 In the past year have you…: 
 Made a new friend: Yeah 
 Laughed until you cried: Always 
 Met someone who changed you: Sure 
 Found out who your true friends are: yes. 
 Found out someone was talking about you: No, I’m not that interesting. General: 
 How many people on tumblr do you know in real life?: idk, maybe 4 or 5?? 
 Do you have any pets?: Yeah! I’ve got an English springer spaniel named Scout because we are the most basic upper-middle-class midwestern family. I also have an ornery brown and orange cat named Crystal. 
 Do you want to change your name?: yes. Idk to what but ever since Amazon released Alexa I’ve wanted to change it lol. 
 What time did you wake up this morning?: 5:50 am for Jazz band 
 What were you doing last night?: watching YouTube until nearly midnight. 
 Name something you cannot wait for?: I just want to move out tbh… 
 Have you ever talked to a person named Tom?: Yeah, Trumpet 3 in my Jazz band is named Tom 
 What’s getting on your nerves right now?: LIFE??? That and I’ve got nearly 5 lab reports to finish by Friday. 
 Blood type: O+ but vaguely concerned by this question 
 Nicknames: I don’t really have one I guess. My elementary guidance counselor called me Hero and the police chief called me Hershey when I was little, but that’s about it. 
 Relationship status: In a very happy relationship with my best friend😊 
 Zodiac sign: Libra 
 Pronouns: she/her 
 Favorite TV show: all of them? Idk, there’s so many. 
 Hair color: just kinda… brown 
 Long or short?: short 
 Crushes: Can you have a crush on a person you’re already with? 
 Tattoos: Eventually! 
 Righty or Lefty: Righty Firsts: 
 First surgery: I had a root canal which is kinda a surgery maybe??? 
 First piercing: My ears when I was 12 
 First best friends: at preschool 
 First sport you joined: children’s soccer. I still hate it. 
 First vacation: idk jeeping probably Right now…: 
 Eating: red velvet Oreos 
 Drinking: milk 
 I’m about to: work on those lab reports I told you about earlier 
 Listening: M*A*S*H is on in the background Which is better: 
 Lips or eyes: eyes 
 Hugs or kisses: kisses are pretty nice 
 Shorter or taller: I don’t really care tbh 
 Older or younger: depends on the situation… 
 Sensitive or loud: sensitive 
 Hook up or relationship: relationship! 
 Troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant Do you belive in: 
 Miracles: Maybe?? 
 Love at first sight: Lust maybe, but not love 
 Heaven: Not really? 
 Santa Claus: no. And that’s it!! That was fun. I guess now is the time to tag some people. Pretty much everybody I know has done this already but I’ll tag them anyway I guess. @oh-look-its-cale @space-dad-number-one @mandysparklez @ismyhalloweenshowing @rainandpizza @youre-overthinking-it and that’s pretty much it!! Have fun!

Okay, edit because the formatting SUCKED when I posted this, so I attempted to fix it so it’s not such a bear to read.

[noxandroid]

100 truths

K1. last beverage = Sprite 2. last phone call = my friend Leon  3. last text message = To Parasite telling her she was adorable 4. last song you listened to = Alone by Marshmello 5. last time you cried = A few days ago. I won’t admit to why butit was worth it;

HAVE YOU EVER: 6. dated someone twice = No 7. been cheated on = A few times. All with the same person. I should have learned. But I wa stupid/  8. kissed someone & regretted it = Can’t say I have.   9. lost someone special = Yes, two people  one was my Parasite’s twin parasite. The other an unborn child. 10. been depressed = Many of times 11. been drunk and threw up = Yes! This weekend was one of those times.  LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS: 12. hot pink 13. blue 14. red  THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:   15. Made a new friend = Yes. 16. Fallen out of love = Nope. I’m very much in love 17. Laughed until you cried = yes 18. Met someone who changed you =  No  19. Found out who your true friends were = No  20. Found out someone was talking about you = many of times 21. Kissed anyone on your fb friend’s list = Parasite and Levi GENERAL: 22. How many people on your fb friends list do you know in real life = All of them. Except for a handful. 23. Are you happy = Yes 24. Do you have any pets = I do, 10 mice, Groot and Gamora and Gamora’s 8 babies who will be rehomed soon, and a guinea pig named Biscotti    25. Do you want to change your name = I don’t mind my name 26. What did you do for your last birthday = I spent time with friends and drank.   27. What time did you wake up today = I stayed up all night 28. What were you doing at midnight last night = Stuff...stuff 29. Name something you CANNOT wait for = Nothing 30. Last time you saw your Mother = 15 years ago. She doesn’t like me 31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life = I wish I didn’t have PTSD it’s a bitch. I won’t talk about what caused it, but PTSD is suffocating. 32. What are you listening to right now = Eisenfunk  33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom = Probably have 34. What’s getting on your nerves right now = My douchey neighbor’s friends. They keep flirting with my fiance and I’m about ready to go crazy on them. I’d be cool with it, if it weren’t for the fact my fiance mentioned more than once she felt uneasy. 35. Most visited webpage = YouTube  37. Nicknames = Nox, A.J., Host  38. Relationship Status = Engaged  39. Zodiac sign = Aries 40. Male or female? = male  41. Elementary? = not saying 42. Middle School = Not saying 43. High School = Not saying  44. Hair colour = as of right now it’s black with blue streaks   45. Long or short = It’s long, mid back   46. Height = 6′3” 47. Do you have a crush on someone? = Yes, I’m sure she knows it. 😉 48: What do you like about yourself? = I like that I’m a goofball and I try to give homage to the underdog. 49 Piercings = 8; my lip, my eye brow 3x’s, my tongue, my nouse, an industrial and special piercing 😉 50. Tattoos = 6; A biohazard symbol on my right upper inner thigh, the infinity symbol with a heart on my upper chest, a cybergoth pinup doll on my leg(it looks like Parasite by the way), an alien tattoo on my left shoulder that says “Kelsey IPBB-SO1S″ (it’s a memorial tattoo for Parsites twin) and a tiger on my right shoulder.  51. Righty or lefty = right  FIRSTS : 52. First crush = Does Sailor Mercury count? If not then my first actual crush would be some girl named Klarissa 53. First piercing = my nose 54. First best friend = Leon and my Parasite  55. First sport you joined = Soccer 56. First vacation = Utah 58. First car = It was a BMW RIGHT NOW: 59. Eating = Kettle Corn 60. Drinking = Sprite 61. I’m about to = Work on one of my sculptures 62. Listening to = Pestilenz by Eisenfunk  63. Waiting for = My clothes to dry in the dryer  YOUR FUTURE : 64. Want kids? = Eventually 65. Get Married? = Yes, April 4, 2020 to be exact. 66. Career? = I hope to keep being an artist, and a scupltor. But if I could pick another job it’d be in fashion design. WHICH IS BETTER : 67. Lips or eyes = eyes  68. Hugs or kisses = Hugs 69. Shorter or taller= Shorter. Anyone that’s taller than me is weird.  70. Older or Younger = Don’t matter 71. Romantic or spontaneous = spontatnious 72. Nice stomach or nice arms = Uh...haallp, I don’t know! 73. Sensitive or loud = Sensitve 74. Hook-up or relationship =Relationship 75. Trouble maker or hesitant = neither  HAVE YOU EVER : 76. Kissed a stranger = I have many many years ago. 77. Drank hard liquor = yes 78. Lost glasses/contacts = I lost my contacts a lot  79. Sex on first date = No! Unless I know you really really really really well, that shit ain’t gonna happen.  80. Broken someone’s heart = Probably 81. Had your own heart broken = Yes 82. Been arrested = Once 83. Turned someone down = Many times 84. Cried when someone died = yeah  85. Fallen for a friend? = Yep. My Parasite was my friend for 4 years before we dated

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 86. Yourself = yes 87. Miracles = Yes. 88. Love at first sight = Not love, but maybe some lust and infatuation 89. Heaven = Not sure 90. Santa Claus = Yes 91. Kiss on the first date = No  92. Angels = nope

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY 93. Had more than one bf/gf?= yes, not at the same time but I’ve dated a few people   95. Did you sing today? = Yes. While I opened my own Tumblr Page.  96. Ever cheated on somebody? = No 97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go, and why? = 16 years ago. I want to at least tell my parents that I’m sorry for being a failure. 98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be? = I have no clue 99. Are you afraid of falling in love with somebody else? = Nope 100. Posting this as 100 truths? = Yes!