#butts answers

[buttsmgutts]

your comics are so funny, thank you for making me laugh!!

Thank u!!!!!!

[thebuttsmcgee]

There's a part of me that worries that there's so much focus on the Whipple family because Knuckles will end up living with Wade

Anon. You, have inspired true fear in me that thought.

But realistically speaking, ehhhh probably not, hopefully. I think he'll be crashing with them for the show but permanently? Nah, I think he wouldn't. At least, not without visiting Sonic and Tails a lot!

That said, if this godforsaken fear comes true, welp.

Welp.

Welp.

[canisalbus]

Absolutely sending me that vasco sleeps butt fucking naked with his weird little Victorian doll boyfriend

Different strokes for different folks.

Vasco finds sleepwear kind of unnecessary and restricting. He doesn't insist on sleeping nude and can go to bed decently dressed if the situation calls for it, but if it's up to him and he's comfortable and in trusted company, he prefers wearing very little.

Machete gets cold easily and has weird body image issues, not being properly covered tends to distress him. Plus he has a thing for high guality garments and wants to look pretty or at least passably presentable even in bed.

[temeyes]

I've been thinking about the art of Price’s boobies since I saw it, I'm showing it to my friends when I meet them for dinner today, everyone must see his amazing boobies

thank u for doing me a favor of showing his tatas to your besties. BUT have they even seen his bum-

oh shit, close the door- CLOSE THE DOOR!!!!!!!!!

[m00njelly]

Could you shake your plump ass pls 🍑🍆❤️

This was fun 😆

[three-eyed-shrimp]

[honeyaurora333]

Came for the titties, stayed for the face of an angel

Both?😇🫣

[kneelingshadowsalome]

Salome plz I beg ya, do you have any headcanons about Königs butt you can share? is he thicc? would he appreciate his butt being appreciated? is he hairy?? plz I need to know *shakes empty tin cup in ur general direction*

Yes I have a lot of thoughts about this!!!

I hc that he has a good little bakery in there. It’s a very trained, round, perky butt, so perky it could put somebody’s eye out. He’s very beefy in the thigh department, but the super narrow hips make his ass look like there’s just these two beautiful, perfect little apples above those tree trunk thighs. And when he turns around that long horse cock is just hanging right there between them, swinging from side to side oh god

König is below average in the hairy scale, like there’s body hair on his legs and he has a nice little happy trail, something going on between his pecs and there’s hair on his arms too but it’s not thick and dark so it looks like he has less body hair than he actually does? His butt is very neat but then there’s a lot of hair surrounding his cock, or WOULD BE if he didn’t shave so much (he thinks ladies like it if it’s all gone or at least very trimmed, he’s afraid that his hairy balls and the bush surrounding his cock will scare away potential partners) and uhhh. What else. Yeah he loves it when you get all touchy and gropey with him, if you bite him in the butt he’ll be like Liebling?! What are you doing...? What was that for and… why did you stop?

Loves it if you nuzzle your nose into his happy trail or between his pecs, the more you worship his body the more feral he becomes, you’d think that men don’t purr but this big guy does everytime you make it known that you absolutely adore his body. Like is this a dream? You treat him like he’s not a freak of nature, but some kind of Adonis instead? He’s felt clumsy and disproportionate his whole life, man has tried to shape his body in the gym but it only made everything look even more weird. But apparently you don’t mind! The doting, adoring looks you give him when he’s on top and inside you is enough to make him cum, to be honest.

Your attention makes him slowly crawl out of his shell, like yes he has learned to walk with confidence and take up space out of spite and resentment but now he’s just happy in his skin. Which in turn makes you even more smitten…! Guy walks around in nothing but grey sweatpants when he’s alone with you, and doesn’t even try to conceal it that he’s not wearing any underwear :( Turns around slowly when you give that perky butt a good slap, you can see the tent forming between his legs and you know you’re in big big trouble ❤️❤️❤️

[thebuttsmcgee]

What's wrong with keanu reeves

I'm not sure if there's actual things that are really Wrong with reeves, there's been talks of it but I mean I haven't been able to find much info for both that are recent, so I'll leave that to whoever chooses to discuss it

Why he sucks being shadow tho is cause I mean c'mon that's just so lame. They opted to choose big-name celeb who had a role or two that was somewhat similar, that nearly every geeky ass article site had as number 1 choice for the voice, instead of looking for actual voices that fit beyond the trendy loud fan demand. It's like if knux was voiced by the rock or tails as tom holland, it was fitting if you didn't wanna take it seriously and only make trendy corny memes about.

It's why the Hayden Christensen rumor was upsetting, cause that WOULD have been both a pleasant surprise and great, he has a younger voice that can easily be brooding, it fits into the (unfortunate) studio expectation of a character being voiced by A movie star, and he was barely suggested before the rumor, not like reeves or adam driver or reeves or pedro pascal or reeves or jon bernthal or reeves. And you know why he was so heavily fan casted?

2 solid reasons.

1. John Wick. He uses guns and is angsty. People think that fit shadow.

2. The keanu reeves moment in sonic 1. They thought it'd be funny if he ended up being shadow because callback.

Barely anyone looked at his track record and said "I think his voice reflects that of David Humphrey and Kouji Yusa's soft yet emotional performances or Jason Griffith's gravelly yet loud performances." No, they said what if sonic pointed at shadow and said he sounds like keanu reeves and shadow said what, cue some rough draft meme "animation" that has keanu reeves lines with shadow posed over it.

And look, I get it, an actual video game VA was never gonna happen, cause tails is the sidekick to sonic in the eyes of the execs and thus, isn't as important to their cash flow like knux, eggsy or shadow. But the fact that they just went with the most bland decision, and not even for predictability, but cause the "this one role reminds of this character and that means they r perfect" deal, just greatly, highly, immensely disappoints me. They did not scroll over who could be a great casting choice for Shadow, they just chose who every casual moviegoer wanted and got it.

Anyway, take this

[canisalbus]

I saw the drawing of the gay dogs very early this morning and in my half awake delirious state out loud said "Vasco that is so much cake do you have a permit?" And then rolled over in bed and promptly fell right back asleep.

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[m00njelly]

Be a good girl and post some more of you playing and tease us all ❤️

[nerdy-talks]

Obey Me! Nightbringer Lesson 35

It might be a very unpopular opinion, perhaps I will be entirely alone on this, but...

Is anyone else not into this?

I consider Lucifer extremely old fashioned, which certainly isn't a bad thing. So I feel like this gesture came from a very thoughtful, sweet, even innocent place.

But I'm the type of person who likes to wear what I wanna wear. I definitely wouldn't want someone else choosing my outfit for me.

Despite that... I chose the blue outfit xD

You're damn right there is.

Choosing my outfit and my meal?

Lucifer, my dear... you're crossing into unfriendly territory ( • ＿・)

Mainly because I'm a picky eater, but I also like to make my own decisions lol

Not gonna lie though, the power struggle is a turn on~

I wasn't sure which choice I wanted to go with, so I tried them all.

The first choice resulted in Lucifer basically dismissing us/brushing off our comment.

The second choice earned a pretty snarky/lowkey hostile comment from Lucifer.

In the end, I chose the third option.

That's a very bold claim you're making there, Lucifer. Try not to be too overconfident~

Ugh, there it is... "In fact, I know you far better than you know yourself."

Realistically speaking, if anyone ever said that to me, I would instinctively respond with an annoyed "fuck you."

But that's not an option here. And I can agree that staying in the Devildom would be the best choice, since I would be happiest in the Devildom.

Only problem is that we have to return to the "present", a detail that Lucifer is still unaware of.

Still.... Claiming to know us better than we know ourselves... for some reason, that statement makes my skin crawl.

It feels soooooooo manipulative to me. And declaring it as "fact" makes it even worse.

And yet... there's something about manipulative Lucifer that I really like~ (≖⌣≖)

I know, I'm fucked up and have equally fucked up kinks lol

Then we reach this part :

You supposedly know me better than anyone else, myself included, yet you laugh when I say that I feel depressed?!

He really is a sadist... (˶ •̀⤙•́ ˶ )

As someone who actually does have depression, this would have likely pissed me off while also making me feel super sad/gloomy lol

Though I know Lucifer probably didn't mean it in a bad or negative way. I think he's just enjoying the challenge that comes with our stubbornness. It may seem like I'm making excuses for him, which I absolutely am. And that's because I love this sadistic old man, so it's all good xD

[goldenpinof]

dan bragging about phil with that ass shot, phil bragging about dan with the nun pic in the new video, it all makes me SICK

they are explicitly like, look what we have and you DON'T, ahahaha

press f

[ganondoodle]

okay, bc i have seen this argument alot now (and it also seems to be the view point of aonuma himself..) is that "zelda cant do everything link does bc whats the point then"

and i take personal offense on that bc its a stupid argument (in. my. very. personal. opinion.- not judging people for liking it. its a ME thing)

whats the point? its that its her. its still a different character, different in story, background, personality, but i WANT to play zelda and she can do everything link does, why does she have to be so restricted and be bend over backwards to find some new way to make her 'useful' when link gets to do basically everything no questions asked (the only thing thats hers is like .. sealing power and sacrificial maiden, which i find a little underwhelming to say the least), if theres no point to it why are there always modders that model swap link with someone else, and in that case it has even less impact bc its an artificial model swap with no changes to the story (which can and should still be different when its the vanilla game with a different protagonist... its still a different character), clearly theres joy in just the model being a different one- and that isnt even to mention the story possibilities, since, again, its stil a different character

if we ever (never ... i know who we are talking about here) get to play as ganondorf i want to him to be just as versatile and active as link is, if we got a point and click adventure game for him instead bc 'whats the point' id be disappointed too- you can find any sort of excuse/explanation for zelda to be singled out but the fact remains it tracks with how female characters are often treated, and that hits a very sore spot for me

i guess i am unfortunately one of those annoying people that want to see female characters be treated exactly the same as male characters, possibly bc i am myself afab but identify as agender and have a deeply personal dislike for anything 'traditional' feminine bc i cannot and never will be able to truly live as myself in real life, it influences all of my work, my work is as just as much as my opinion on this, very personal

and in line with my point about modding, i see theres joy in just beign able to play as her even if its like this, i get that, i also get it for the creative aspect (though that mechanic worries me even more for the future bc it really seems to be the path now that -freedom = good, linear anything = bad-) it is a different idea and its not like i cant see that value- im not trying be "right" either, just bc i have that opinion doesnt mean i need everyone to agree, its a very personal thing, if you like it good for you! not for me though, and i think both of that is equally valid

i just personally wish she was allowed to be just like link, fight just like him but be different bc its still her and not him in the end- to be physically/playstyle like jsut like him, but you know ... as her, i dont think shed stop being zelda if she could wield a sword just like him

i dont really know how to get my point/feelings across, i dont want to step too much into personal stuff nor spam people with something that ultimately doesnt interest me alot, im just saddened by it really

(EDIT: bc i forgot to add this on here again; this isnt as much of a problem as it might sound like here, just the main topic i wanted to talk about; why im so uninterested in it is MAINLY bc i dont trust them to write anything interesting/care about lore anymore after totk, im always on the more pessimistic side that thinks its most likely worse than id hope and i know even the past games arent perfect or super interestingly written, but now its much more just a general distrust, together with everything like the price ... im just much less hopeful and cant get excited until i see more of it, like im waiting for the game to get out and reveal that its just as much of a mess and money i regret spending- kind of fear)

[skyloftian-nutcase]

for writing requests, the chain givin wars a big ol group hug and letting him cry cus let’s be honest bro is not holding up well

Sunsets were always Sky’s favorite.

It was strange, how much a moment in time could change something like that, though. A few evenings ago, the sunset was stained blood read, dripping with anguish and fear, held together by a firm hand and guidance. It hadn’t come from their leader, however - the Hero of Time had been completely consumed by worry over Twilight’s condition, and Sky hadn’t blamed him for it, particularly after finding out they had a blood connection.

But after that initial horrifying sunset, Sky found that the dusk brought only exhaustion and melancholy, a worry that there would be another sunset that would stain the sky with blood.

Sighing, the young knight glanced out his window and saw the person he’d been looking for. While Time had been by Twilight’s side that entire evening, there had been another Hero who everyone had heavily relied on. Sky had tried to mediate and help as best he could as well, but he paled in comparison, certainly in terms of leadership capabilities.

But everything had a toll. Sky could see it well enough.

Exiting the inn, Sky heard the gentle serenade of crickets filling the air as the sun disappeared beyond the horizon. The town was not as peaceful and quiet as camping out in the woods, but it held a warm sense of safety that they usually didn’t have the luxury to enjoy. Any town gave Sky a small degree of anxiety, as they were all foreign to him, but settlements like this put the captain at ease far more than anyone else.

At least Sky knew Warriors could get some peace somewhere. It was obvious the man was trying to seek it.

Warriors heard Sky’s approach, turning his head slightly. His sharp eyes were analyzing him in an instant.

“Hey,” Sky greeted softly, trying to settle the man’s worries; he’d been on high alert ever since Twilight’s injury, and he’d yet to calm down. It had been three days since then. “I just wanted to check on you.”

Warriors blinked, baffled a moment, not expecting such a remark, and then he huffed out a small laugh. “Me? I’m alright. Are you?”

Him? Sky was fine. Sky was always fine. He honestly didn’t feel much of anything anymore, except that sunsets made him anxious. He hoped that would settle eventually, as he did love them. “I’m okay. But I just… you’ve been on edge, you know. Since everything. Do you… our Ordonian is going to be okay now. They said so. You know that, right?”

“Of course I know that,” Warriors replied, his smile fading, voice growing slightly snappish.

“It’s just… you’re not acting like you know that,” Sky continued carefully. “You’re… anything sets you off. Everything has to be in perfect order, everyone has to be on their best behavior. You know? I just… wanted to make sure you were okay.”

Warriors watched him for a long time, face blank. His eyes steadily moved downward until they were staring at nothing, boring a hole in the cobblestone beneath Sky’s feet. The Skyloftian waited patiently, knowing when to be silent and let someone else process. Eventually, the captain sighed heavily.

“You were a great help that night,” Warriors said softly. “I wanted to thank you.”

“It was nothing,” Sky brushed off. “That’s not answering my question.”

Warriors huffed ruefully in response. “You’re not usually this persistent.”

“No,” Sky admitted. “But I’m not usually this worried, either.”

The captain’s eyes finally snapped back up to meet Sky’s. His stony expression softened, and he smiled gently. “I said I’m alright.”

“You can be, yeah,” Sky commented. “Like… you don’t have to wrangle everyone in now, you know. I’m here. Our leader’s getting back into, well… leading. It’s okay to step back.”

Something in the captain’s expression wasn’t quite readable, a kind of strange gentle amusement and haunting sadness. Sky wasn’t sure what to do about it. So he just walked over to him and put a hand on his shoulder. Warriors seemed both inquisitive and slightly apprehensive at the touch, so Sky asked to be sure, “Can I hug you?”

The captain looked as if he didn’t even know what to say with such a request. He blinked once, twice, before a breathy laugh escaped his lips, eyes holding a tenderness to them that Sky wasn’t sure he’d ever seen in them. “Yeah. Yeah, you can.”

Sky smiled in return, leaning in and letting the captain wrap his arms around him. Sky gave what he received, not squeezing too tightly when Warriors’ embrace was hesitantly gentle. As they stood there, though, it seemed like the older knight settled into his predicament a bit more, letting himself relax as Sky held him tighter. Being a little shorter, Sky settled his ear against Warriors’ shoulder, and the gesture made the captain shift a little, resting his own head against Sky’s. His breath was shaky a moment, and Sky heard him swallow thickly.

It only lasted a few moments, but it was enough. Sky ached for the contact, honestly, and wished he could hug him more, but he knew better than to push the matter. Slowly, the two pulled apart. If Warriors’ face was a little more flushed than before, neither of them commented on it.

“Thanks, Sky,” the captain said quietly.

Sky’s smile was brighter than the sunset. “Anytime.”

[tswwwit]

Reading the cult AU stuff really got my brain going, I just began imagining another Dipper but one so embroiled in monster hunting that when he first meets Bill it's after defeating a whole group of lower rank demons trying to curry favour with our favorite Angle man.

Bill is welcomed by a crossbow to the face and a distinct feeling of actual pain because this Dipper is able to do some damage. And Bill...the absolute smartest idiot himbo demon you will ever meet.

He just opens his gob and says;

"oh, skipping the first date and going straight to the foreplay?"

(Dipper makes him look like a pincushion for his troubles, or at least tries to. 😂)