#call mr beast

[nymexyl]

Had a great idea because I'm a genius and also so sick im basically on drugs

Imagine a big event for cosplayers, lasting maybe a few weeks or a month, and taking place in a space where nobody not participating can access. An area with rooms to stay in, stores, etc, like a little town for cosplayers.

And for the event there's a list to ensure each cosplay only has 1 person for it. So no double cosplays. And the main rules would be

1) no exiting the event space unless it's for an emergency

2) you gotta do your best to stay near other cosplays from whatever show/movie/book/musical/whatever

3) Do your best to stay in character when on camera & just for funny stories

The event would be recorded both by participant and host, but there would of course be certain areas nobody could record in for people who need a break.

All complex cosplays that get uncomfortable or dangerous to be in for prolonged periods of time have to have secondary "simple" cosplays like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo to change into for their own safety when needed. Nobody would be expected to sleep in cosplays or spend time in them in areas where recording is banned, this event would circle firstly around a bunch of cosplayers showing off and having fun together on a cool vacation & secondly around viewers entertainment/content opportunities.

Idk I just thought it sounded like a fun idea:3

[caputvulpinum]

my taytay conspiracy theory is that at this point i think if you pay attention it's unrelentingly obvious she uses relationships to keep her brand center focus. i dont even think she does it consciously i just think that she cannot possibly conceive of the idea that a romantic relationship of hers is not inherently built on the foundations of assuming that it only exists to sell her next album and stay constantly in the pop culture spotlight with a string of high-profile soulmates that she can then go write chart-topping tastelessly homogenized relationship songs for every stage of any socially normative relationship. taylor swift does not exist to be a person. she doesnt even exist to be a singer-songwriter or a celebrity personality. she exists to sell you the idea of taylor swift and every boy she ever gets involved with is just to give a boost to her next fiscal quarter.

[sashayed]

randall flagg after putting his whole Antichrussy into torturing thousands of desperate followers in vegas just for some swagless YouTube dweeb to do the same thing for Amazon Prime content

[hana-bobo-finch]

welcome to another episode of I Have a Bad Migraine and I Have Come Up With Something While Half Asleep That I Cannot Really Explain

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This is it.

The thought swam through Dingo’s clouded mind over and over. No other thoughts could come through. His mind was in a haze. He had fainted a few times already—he had felt a bit woozy for a few seconds and then came to a few feet away from where he last remembered being, in a heap on the ground. This had happened a couple of times already, but when he woke up from his most recent blackout he lacked the strength to stand back up. Was he really about to die thanks to his own impulsivity?

What a shame that Ohri’s brightest star burns out at such a young age. Oh, that’s deep. I should write that down.

His thoughts were clearing up a little as he began to regain full consciousness. Or maybe it was some sort of pre-death lucidity. He remembered Yonny talking about something like that like it was a fun little conversation starter. Oh, Yonny…he hadn’t thought of him yet. His thoughts, when clear enough to be coherent, mostly focused on his family. Well, ok, they mostly focused on his own survival and how sad it was that such a strapping young man would die so young…But after a good hour of wandering aimlessly with no sign of hope, he had accepted his fate and was mainly worried about how his family would cope. He hadn’t thought about Yonny, though. Not until now. Dingo wasn’t too worried about him, honestly. Maybe it was selfish, but Dingo felt more sorry for himself than he did for Yonny. Yonny would probably find a way to steal the recovered frozen corpse and grow a new Dingo in a lab somehow. But, Dingo, wherever he’ll end up when he dies, will be all alone. No family, no friends, no Yonny. He’ll only see him again whenever Yonny dies. Which, given Yonny’s occasional comments about wanting to solve the mystery of eternal life, probably won’t be any time soon. Somehow, that thought more than anything else, more than his impending doom and sore body, is what broke him. He curled in on himself and buried his head in his arms. He was too tired to cry, too tired to scream, too tired to feel anything but brokenness. He sat like this for what seemed like hours when a booming voice rang out over the mountains:

What’s up guys, Mr. Beast here, and today I’m going to be climbing this mountain and naming it after today’s sponsor, Shopify!

The words startled Dingo out of his stupor. He had no energy to look for the source of the sound. Even with the surprise, his heart was pounding worryingly slow, much different to his normally racing pulse at the slightest startle. Who was this Mr. Beast character? Was he some demon coming to drag him down to the underworld? Whatever the case was, the man continued speaking to his phone before seeming to notice Dingo.

How good was this beast’s vision…? Dingo was the size of the man’s eye, how had he noticed him? He must have the vision of a hawk. Terrifying. The Beast picked Dingo up, cupping him in his palm.

Cancel the video we had planned, he said to nobody in particular. This is all we need for our brand deal.

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[kouhsuu]

THE BEAST!!!!

[darealsaltysam]

PUMPKIN DUO ARE SO BACK Y'ALL

[dramatic-dolphin]

when i was doing my short stint working at a chocolate store, two little kids came up to me and earnestly asked if we had "mr beast chocolate" and i felt like i was being pranked. i mean, fucking mr beast chocolate. that can't be real.

[weedle-testaburger]

the most weirdly satisfying thing is when a youtuber you like dunks on a youtuber you hate for being full of shit

[0zzysaurus]

Beast Machines could’ve been the Eurobeat Rave transformers show I NEEDED… anyways, you guys will never guess what album I’m listening to rn…

[starkidlabs]

Jacksepticeye bashing Mr Beast made me love him even more. I am now Sean’s #1 fan.

[jumobear]

finally made myself the fish tailed sona ive wanted for MONTHS 💛💛

anyone have name suggestions?

[yugiohz]

when katsuki finds out that his and deku's mom are a thing and he goes and beats deku's ass because why is he stealing his family <- deku is not at fault btw, real archaic powers (yuri) were at play here

[kylejsugarman]

help this just popped up in my recommended. theres a 45 minute section dedicated to scenarios where he has arrived somewhere with another person right as the place started to get busy and said "well looks like we got here just in time"

[twilightarcade]

that's a weird dog

[queerbrainrot]

Youtube: we want you to use our service over tiktok so here's a 40 second/1 min 30 second unskippable ad, on top of a second unskippable ad

[23sanguinity]

For those wondering how Twitter is doing: Mr beast, Logan Paul and Ksi are making a lunchables knockoff and Dan tdm said it was bad and now they all have beef with him