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Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs: Land Of Sleeper (Rocket Recordings, 2023)

Artwork By Callum Rooney.

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We can all agree that Paul Mescal is the 'Sad Boy' of our generation.

And we couldn't be more blessed...

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Week One - Questionnaires + SDL

In class and as SDL we completed personal questionnaires about ourselves as creatives, creative work, and creative communities. A lot of the questions were things I hadn’t thought about much before, so it was at times challenging. I hope that as my journey in the paper and at AUT progresses, my answers to a lot of the questions will become clearer. I am just starting out in my creative journey, and I think that it’s very important to always being open to learning and growing.

The Creative

The Creation

The Creative Communities

Emma Bers - Graphic Designer (UK)

https://bersbook.com/design/

Callum Rooney - Artist (NZ)

https://www.callumrooney.com/

Pia Riverola - Photographer (US/MX)

https://www.piariverola.com/the-luxury-collection-europe

Micah Lexier - Artist + Curator (CA)

https://micahlexier.tumblr.com/

Tess Smith-Roberts - Illustrator (UK)

Contemporary Creatives + Me

SDL - Dinner Party

5 Creatives - Emma Bers, Callum Rooney, Pia Riverola, Micah Lexier, Tess Smith-Roberts

Location - On the beach

Food - Fish and Chips in newspaper

Dress Code - Anything!

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2023 gigs.

A list rather than a review but there will be the odd descriptive comment when warranted. The list will include accompanying fine dining.

13.1 Harry Hill. New Theatre, 'Boro. Nuts. Funny af, but nuts.

23.1 Frank Turner, Lottery Winners, Wildwood Buoys. O2 Academy, Leicester. The Marquis Wellington.

26.1 Francis of Delirium, Sloe Noon, Collars. Bedford Esquires. McDs. Great gig. 1st support, quirky (the drummer was also the guitarist), 2nd were superb, reminded me of Slothrust and FoD are always excellent.

2.2 Sprints, Langkamer, Eades. Bedford Esquires. Herd. Amazing, just brilliant. Missed Eades (fucked off 'bout that), Langkamer got me well in the mood and Sprints nailed it. Burger at Herd was one of the best I have ever eaten. Top night.

14.2 Mogwai, Brainiac. Rock City. Horn in the Hand. Brainiac are odd, Mogwai were fucking loud. HitH always delivers when it comes to burgers.

17.2 Doors Alive. Roadmender. Oriental Garden. Great tribute act. Great Chinese meal.

18.2 Dr. Feelgood, Dois Padres. Bedford Esquires. McDs. So glad I made the effort.

22.2 Hotel Lux, Average Life Complaints, The Barratts. The Craufurd Arms, MK. 81 The Original Diner. Three good bands. ALC stood out, HL were so interesting to watch. Burger was just 'good'.

25.2 Total Stone Roses, Oaysis. Met Lounge 'Boro. The College Arms. decent tributes, decent pub-grub katsu curry.

28.2 Young Fathers, Callum Easter. O2 Academy Leeds. Almost Famous. Wow. What a midweek trek, what a gig! YF did not disappoint and CE was intriguing - he played with YF also. And, the best burger I have EVER eaten. EVER.

3.3 Emily Breeze, Andrea Kenny. The Donkey, Leicester. Heritage India. EB was fabulous. The restaurant front of house thought I was a food critic, I am sure of it.

5.3 Grade 2, Clobber, Kings of Pigs. Voodoo Lounge, Stamford. McDs. Sunday gig, G2 were really good.

10.3 Suede, Desperate Journalists. Rock City. Horn in the Hand. DJ were fucking excellent. Also, saw great singer in the Lilly Langtrees pub after the gig....see 06.07 entry.

13.3 Self Esteem, Campbell King, Tom Rasmussen. Cambridge Corn Exchange. Honest Burger. SE was wonderful - great show, great songs, great voice, great live.

14.3 Slow Readers Club, Andrew Cushin. Lafayette, King's Cross. Cut and Grind. I loved this gig. SRC in a small venue - place was bouncing. Katsu chicken burger was good.

16.3 Mike Wozniak. The Core at Corby Cube. Nando's. Wonderful, laugh out loud ramblings.

21.3 Death Cab for Cutie, Slow Pulp. O2 Institute, Brum. Manzils. SP stole the show, DCFC were 'alright'. Great veg madras but with fucking mushrooms.

22.3 The Orielles, Pale Blue Eyes. MASH, Cambridge. Butch Annie's. Brilliant gig. TO were a different band live and PBE will play arenas one day, I'm sure of it. Marvellous burger, marvellous gaff.

24.3 Black Honey, The Howlers. Bedford Esquires. Herd. Bloody excellent night for food and music.

28.3 Anna B. Savage. Village Underground. McDs.

30.3 Jadu Heart, Gglum. Assembly Rooms, Islington. MEATLiquor, GDK. Gglum stole the show. She rocked, actually. I had a balcony ticket but snuck downstairs during a technical hitch with JH's kit; the upstairs bar ran out of beer (wtf?) so I went in search of booze only to find I could walk into the main hall unchallenged! Great burger followed by a really great kebab. 04.04 Gretel Hänlyn, Mary in the Junkyard. The Moth Club. McDs. Great little venue and MitJ were excellent (brilliant drumming and drummer) and GH was fantastic. No overground afterwards but jumped in an Uber to Finsbury Park with two fellas who'd been to the gig #lifesavers

11.04 Big Thief. Hammersmith Apollo. Chicago Grill. I found BT disjointed and out of tune at first, came good toward the end. Burger was fucking huge and beat me. Plus I had to use cutlery to eat it.

14.04 Joe Rooney., A Celebration of Father Ted. The Key Theatre, Peterborough. Interesting evening with the chap that was in one episode of Father Ted as Father Damo. 18.04 Waxahatchee, Indigo Sparks. Earth. GDK. No overground, walked there and back and still made GDK and caught the 23.00 train. 20.04 Fenne Lily, Naima Bock. Islington Assembly hall. GDK. Last minute gig (thanks to ReTickin') and I am glad I made the effort FL and her band (esp. the guitarist) was most impressive - great live sound. 21.04 Lemondaze, Treeboy & Arc. Portland Arms, Cambridge. Butch Annie's. Brilliant live sets from both and a flipping excellent burger.

04.05 Yard Act. Troxy.

05.05 Big Country, Spear of Destiny. Islington Assembly hall.

08.05 Haley Blais, Katie Tupper, Georgia Harmer. Bush Hall. Tiger's Diner. Three great artists and HB's voice is one of the best I have ever heard. Burger was a treat...I shovelled it down!

11.05 Foals. Pryzm Kingston. The first of two shows for the band on the night presented by Banquet Records and they were on top form.

16.05 Lael Neale, Guy Blakeslea. Lexington, Islington. McDs, GDK. LN was simply wonderful. 2-4-1 GDK is always a treat! 08.06 Crawlers. Omeara, Borough. The Kebab Shop. Last minute ReTickin' gig and I am very glad I made the effort. Lamb Shawarma was amazing. 10.06 Diane Cluck, Johanna Warren. Cafe OTO, Dalston. Only went to see JH and it was a performance workshop, so no singing. Not what I expected.

16.06 Arctic Monkeys, The Hives, The Mysterines. Emirates Stadium. 22.06 The Sherlocks. Bedford Esquires. Herd. Last minute gig 'cos Dara O Briain was cancelled due to flooding. TS were cracking.

26.06 Indigo de Souza, Rosie Alena. Village Underground. Fat Hippo, Shoreditch. IdS, and her band, flippin' rocked. I like it when the live performance is a real step up from studio. FH was also cracking.

06.07 Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly, Girl Band. Craufurd Arms. GB were excellent - saw the guitarist/lead singer, Georgie, after the Suede gig 10.03 - chatting after their set, she remembered me! GCWCF lost the plot with the chatting, rowdy audience...it was embarrassing.

07.07 Breanna Barbara, Memory of Speke. Moth Club. Burke's Warehouse. BB was so good, fantastic. MoS were very good. Burger & chips were excellent.

19.09 My Baby. MK11 MB were really good value - rock enthused dance music and the lead singer's voice is exemplary.

22.08 Boygenius, Ethal Cain. Piece Hall, Halifax. 242 mile round trip was just about worth it. Both acts were OK. Venue is special, though.

28.08 Karen Jonas. Great Easton Village Hall. 29/08 Future Islands. Cambridge Corn Exchange. Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen. FI are so good live. Cajun chicken burger was fine.

05.09 Samia, Art School Girlfriend. Kentish Town Forum. One of the best gigs this year.

23.09 Flock of Seagulls, Enjoyable Listens. Bedford Esquires. Brewhouse & Kitchen. FoS were good value, EL were excellent as always and the burger was fine.

26.09 The National. Ally Pally. Views from the venue were spectacular.

04.10 Sprints. Scala. Ballache getting to the gig 'cos of the train strike, but well worth it. Aftershow gathering at The Lexington warranted an overnight stay!

05.10 Hard-Fi, Tom A. Smith. The Junction. Impressed with HF, even more impressed with TAS and his band.

06.10 The Undertones, Tom Robinson Band. The Junction. TRB were amazing. He is a great entertainer and his guitarist was superb.

18.10 Treeboy & Arc, Bo Gritz. The Moth Club. T&A are seriously good live.

23.10 Lande Hekt, Charley Stone's Actual Band. The Lexington. 26.10 Yumi and the Weather, Sunny Gym. The Craufurd Arms. Only caught the final song from SG but it was excellent. YatW were banging.

30.10 Cash Savage and the Last Drinks, James P. Honey. The Lexington. CSatLD were amazing. The violinist pulled out one of the best live solos of any instrument I have even witnessed.

08.11 Deadletter, The Joy Hotel. The Craufurd Arms. TJH were bloody good...including bass, 5 guitars! D were superb - great front man.

09.11 Nothing But Thieves. World Resorts Arena, Brum (old NEC). £7.50 a fucking pint. NBT is about right.

12.11 This Is The Kit, Gina Birch. The Glee Club, Brum.

15.11 The Murder Capital. Electric Ballroom. Mental gig. Haven't seena mosh pit like it since the 80s. Thoroughly enjoyed this gig.

16.11 Bleach Lab, Wings of Desire. Scala. WoD were right down my street and delivered - a nice surprise as I'd not heard of them before. One of those gigs where support > headliner.

23.11 Bdrmm, Damefrisor. Bedford Esquires. I flipping enjoyed this. B drummer cracked open a bottle of beer with the end of his drumstick which was the coolest thing I have ever seen.

03.12 The Rural Alberta Advantage, Zoon. Lafayette. I was not in the mood for travelling down to this on a Monday night. However, it was well worth it. RAA were every bit as 9, or so, years ago when I first saw them.

04.12 Coach Party, Bedroom High Club, House of Women. O'Meara. A free gig put on by Beavertown brewery and I'd have gladly paid. Each band were great. BHC were brand new to me and were the pick of a fantastic bunch. I will definitely catch all 3 live again.

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Reposted from @ladylazarustx MASTODON • limited edition screen print: 20 of 27 commemorating the 6/1/2022 show in Leipzig, Germany @parkbuehne_leipzig – Artwork by: Callum Rooney – Print series produced by: Lady Lazarus @mastodonrocks @mastodonmerchstore @callumrooneyart @ladylazarustx #mastodonrocks #callumrooney #limitededition #gigposter #mastodonmerchstore (at Leipzig, Germany) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cehn-ULu3oB/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Bevis Frond- “Typical Freakout” b/w “You Best Beware’ 7” (Hypnotic Bridge)

Nick Saloman (aka Bevis Frond) recently released a very fine double album on the Fire Records label and, showing he rarely takes a break from his music, here we are with a new 7” single on Hypnotic Bridge label (the label has released a bunch of fantastic singles in the past few years). If you haven’t been hip to the music of the Bevis Frond then it would be wise to check it out. The guy is a master tunesmith who’s been at it since the 80’s with a boatload of releases to his name. His music mines the psych genre and these two cuts are another fine feather in his cap. The a-side, “Typical Freakout” is a mid-tempo tune with nice jangly guitars and Saloman has a certain way with his vocals, they’re hard to describe but easy to like. The b-side, “You Best Beware” has a little more bite to it and I like the vocals on this one even more. Apparently recorded by Nick himself in the seaside town of Bexhill-On-Sea (at Graffite Studios). If you’re curious about the cover art it was done by New Zealand artist, Callum Rooney, who’s done some truly trippy album art and posters over the years. You can really start anywhere in his catalog and be all set so why not start here.  www.hypnoticbridge.com    www.bevisfrond.bandcamp.com

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Bournemouth striker Callum Wilson gets first Three Lions call-up for games against USA and Croatia - Football - news, transfers, fixtures, scores, pictures

Bournemouth striker Callum Wilson gets first Three Lions call-up for games against USA and Croatia – Football – news, transfers, fixtures, scores, pictures

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REWARDED

The Cherries star is rewarded for his seven goals this season, while Dele Alli, Jesse Lingard and Ruben Loftus-Cheek return having missed the previous squad through injury

Callum Wilson has received his first call-up to the senior England squad for upcoming games against the United…

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Ireland's qualifying campaign sinking, coach under pressure

Ireland’s qualifying campaign sinking, coach under pressure

Ireland’s only taste of Qatar might well be in Tuesday’s friendly with the World Cup hosts. A midweek 3-2 loss at Serbia stung, but Saturday’s 1-0 defeat at home against Luxembourg shocked. Seamus Coleman described the latter as embarrassing. Ireland is not only at the bottom of Group A, it’s also winless in 10 games since Stephen Kenny became coach last year. Despite a qualifying campaign…

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Joe is the lead in a new movie . Just signed on to act in a mini series opposite Rooney Mara and Andrew Garfield. I dont think directors are giving him parts in good movies because his dating Taylor swift

Yeah he’s gonna be in the Brideshead adaptation with Andrew and Rooney but literally nobody is excited for that? Like do we need a new Brideshead? It’s just HBO thirsting for awards and trying to stay relevant when they’re losing ground fast.

What movie is he helming? Last I heard he’s like a b-plot character in a Jojo Moyes adaptation lead by Felicity Jones and Shailene Woolley with Callum Turner as the romantic interest, and he’s in some weird indie shit with Tilda as Lobster #3 again.

And yeah I think that’s the gist of everyone on this blog rn. His relationship is a liability - it can kinda derail the whole publicity process - so casting him is risky.

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Sharon Rooney stars in new BBC conspiracy thriller The Capture.

Holliday Grainger leads the cast as Rachel Carey, a young Detective Inspector in Homicide, in this tense new drama, which also stars Ron Perlman, Famke Janssen, Callum Turner, Ben Miles, Ginny Holder, Sophia Brown and Laura Haddock.

Sharon's character, Becky, monitors the Police CCTV feeds in real-time, looking out for crimes in progress.

The Capture begins Tuesday 3rd September at 9pm on BBC One.

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a very, very extensive list of ships i’d love to write with the faceclaims i happen to have. bold means i can play said faceclaim !  lots of them are ,,, pretty wild, truthfully . i just got way too into this .

taron egerton x colin firth

taron egerton x jamie bell 

taron egerton x richard madden

joseph morgan x leah pipes

joseph morgan x candice king

joseph morgan x phoebe tonkin 

nico mirallegro x sharon rooney

nico mirallegro x jodie comer

nico mirallegro x russell tovey

nico mirallegro x hayley atwell 

daniel gilles x phoebe tonkin

finn cole x molly gordon

finn cole x asa butterfield 

finn cole x margot robbie

tom hardy x cillian murphy 

tom hardy x michelle williams 

tom hardy x charlotte riley

tom hardy x annabelle wallis

tom hardy x jack lowden

tom hardy x chris pine

katherine langford x ross butler

katherine langford x alisha boe

katherine langford x dylan minnette 

katherine langford x alexandra shipp

cobie smulders x jake johnson

cobie smulders  x chris evans 

henry golding x emilia clarke 

henry golding x constance wu

ross butler x zendaya

ross butler x noah centineo 

rami malek x ben hardy

rami malek x joseph mazzello

rami malek x gwilym lee 

joe alwyn x emma stone 

joe alwyn x margot robbie 

paul bettany x jennifer connnelly 

keanu reeves x winona ryder 

gwilym lee x joseph mazzello

gwilym lee x ben hardy

alvaro rico x ester exposito 

alvaro rico x aron piper

alvaro rico x miguel bernardeau

aaron taylor-johnson x elizabeth olsen

aaron taylor-johnson x karen gillan

aaron taylor-johnson x thomas brodie sangster 

colin firth x hugh grant 

colin firth x emma thompson 

sam claflin x lily collins

sam claflin x emilia clarke 

sam claflin x tom glynn carney 

sam claflin x max irons

sam claflin x douglas booth

sam claflin x natalie dormer 

josh dylan x jeremy irvine 

josh dylan x lily james

michael b jordan x tessa thompson

michael b jordan x zendaya 

khylin rhambo x dylan sprayberry

khylin rhambo x michael johnston

trevante rhodes x andre holland

henry cavill x armie hammer 

henry cavill x jason momoa

henry cavill x amy adams 

henry cavill x gal gadot 

henry cavill x elizabeth debicki

brett dier x haley lu richardson

brett dier x gina rodriguez 

james norton x imogen poots 

james norton x jessie buckley 

james norton x lily james 

james norton x eleanor tomlinson

joe keery x charlie heaton

joe keery x natalia dyer 

joe keery x dacre montgomery

jason sudeikis x olivia wilde 

jason sudeikis x charlie day 

aubrey joseph x olivia holt 

chadwick boseman x danai gurira

chadwick boseman x lupita nyong'o

ella purnell x asa butterfield

ella purnell x fionn whitehead 

ella purnell x tom holland 

ella purnell x tom sturridge 

armie hammer x timothee chalamet 

armie hammer x alicia vikander

armie hammer x lily collins 

armie hammer x felicity jones 

alex hogh andersen x katheryn winnick

alex hogh andersen x georgia hirst 

alex hogh andersen x alicia agneson

luke benward x olivia holt

luke benward x danielle macdonald

luke benward x dove cameron

tom hiddleston x brie larson 

tom hiddleston x jessica chastain 

david harbour x winona ryder 

ansel elgort x aneurin barnard 

ansel elgort x lily james

tom holland x jake gyllenhaal

tom holland x letitia wright 

tom holland x laura harrier

tom holland x daisy ridley 

paul rudd x jennifer aniston 

paul rudd x evangeline lilly 

paul rudd x sebastian stan 

matthew daddario x harry shum jr 

matthew daddario x kat mcnamara

david tennant x billie piper 

david tennant x karen gillan 

jack lowden x saoirse ronan 

jack lowden x aneurin barrnard 

jack lowden x margot robbie 

allen leech x tuppence middleton

allen leech x  jessica brown-findlay

allen leech x matthew goode

elizabeth olsen x chris evans 

elizabeth olsen x sebastian stan 

sydney sweeney x jacob eldori 

sydney sweeney x alexa demie 

kathryn newton x kristine froseth 

kathryn newton x olivia dejonge 

kathryn newton x natasha liu bordizzo

brie larson x gemma chan 

brie larson x lashana lynch

brie larson x zachary levi

brie larson x alicia vikander 

tuppence middleton x callum turner 

tuppence middleton x brian j smith 

rachel keller x dan stevens 

billie piper x gemma chan

marilyn lima x michel biel

emilia clarke x kit harington 

jamie dornan x cillian murphy 

hugh jackman x michelle williams 

hugh jackman x jake gyllenhaal 

hugh jackman x james mcavoy

hugh jackman x ryan reynolds 

logan lerman x alexandra daddario 

logan lerman x lily collins 

logan lerman x selena gomez

logan lerman x emma watson

jake gyllenhaal x tom sturridge 

jake gyllenhaal x sebastian stan

chris pine x gal gadot 

chris pine x reese witherspoon 

chris pine x emily blunt

chris pine x anne hathaway

chris pine x gugu mbatha raw 

lily james x matt smith

lily james x jeremy irvine

rachel mcadams x matthew goode 

rachel mcadams x ryan gosling 

rachel mcadams x domhnall gleeson

rachel mcadams x cillian murphy

chris evans x sebastian stan

chris evans x robert downey jr 

jacob eldori x alexa demie 

max irons x douglas booth 

max irons x emily browning 

max irons x holliday grainger 

max irons x samantha barks 

noah centineo x kristine froseth 

noah centineo x ariana grande 

noah centineo x alexis ren 

noah centineo x lily collins 

mark ruffalo x reese witherspoon 

mark ruffalo x robert downey jr 

bradley simpson x shawn mendes 

bradley simpson x sabrina carpenter 

aidan turner x eleanor tomlinson

aidan turner x russel tovey

aidan turner x lenora crichlow

alex fitzalan x kristine froseth 

alex fitzalan x toby wallace 

alex fitazalan x natasha liu bordizzo

damien molony x johnathan bailey 

damien molony x michael socha 

damien molony x michelle keegan

chance perdomo x tati gabrielle

chance perdomo x gavin leatherwood 

joseph mazzello x sebastian stan

joseph mazzello x lucy boynton

adele exarchopoulos  x lea seydoux 

charlize theron x emily blunt 

charlize theron x jessica chastain

margot robbie x saoirse ronan

margot robbie x cara delevingne

margot robbie x alexander skarsgard 

naomi scott x dacre montgomery 

naomi scott x mena massoud

ashley benson x tyler blackburn 

ashley benson x  cara delevingne

jennifer morrison x lana parrilla

jennifer morison x colin o’donoghue 

dan stevens x michelle dockery 

dan stevens x emma watson

timothy olyphant x drew barrymore 

max riemelt x tina desai

max riemelt x brian j smith

max riemelt x miguel angel silvestre

tom glynn carney x nicholas hoult 

tom glynn carney x harry styles

tom glynn carney x fionn whitehead

tom glynn carney x anthony boyle

chace crawford x blake lively

zac efron x zendaya

zac efron x lily collins 

robert pattinson x suki waterhouse 

tyler young x james paxton

bill skarsgard x landon liboiron 

asa butterfield x maisie williams

asa butterfield x britt robertson

asa butterfield x emma mackey 

james d’arcy x hayley atwell 

james d’arcy x ben whishaw

herman tommeraas x lisa teige

herman tommeraas x thomas hayes

kj apa x madelaine petsch 

kj apa x britt robertson 

kj apa x casey scott

fionn whitehead x aneurin barnard 

jessica chastain x emily blunt 

jessica chastain x anne hathaway

zachary levi x yvonne strahovski

zachary levi x mandy moore

zachary levi x benton thwaites 

devon bostick x lily collins 

dvon bostick x peyton list

john krasinski x jenna fischer 

jamie bell x kate mara 

tom ellis x james mcavoy 

tom ellis x  lesley ann brandt

tom ellis x aimee garcia

tom ellis x jensen ackles

tom ellis x kevin alejandro

douglas booth x bel powley 

douglas booth x gemma chan

douglas booth x ellie bamber 

douglas booth x iwan rheon

matthew goode x jamie dornan

matthew goode x teresa palmer

anthony boyle x sam clemmett

sebastian stan x anthony mackie 

sebastian stan x jessica chastain

sebastian stan x tom hiddleston

sebastian stan x dianna agron 

sebastian stan x chris hemsworth 

robert downey jr x jude law

robert sheehan x antonia thomas

robert sheehan x david castaneda

robert sheehan x jamie campbell bower

robert sheehan x iwan rheon

robert sheehan x sofia boutella

robert sheehan x david tennant 

tom hughes x sophie cookson

michiel huisman x blake lively

michiel huisman x gugu mbatha raw 

michiel huisman x teresa palmer 

michiel huisman x tatiana maslany 

aneurin barnard x iwan rheon

aneurin barnard x karen gillan

aneurin barnard x natalie dormer 

aneurin barnard x jodie comer 

aneurin barnard x sophie cookson

aneurin barnard x freya mavor

jon hamm x january jones

jon hamm x michael sheen

jon hamm x dakota johnson

jon hamm x eiza gonzalez

chris hemsworth x tessa thompson

dacre montgomery x courtney eaton

callum turner x vanessa kirby

thomas hayes x josefine pettersen

gavin leatherwood x abigail cowen

gavin leatherwood x ross lynch

gavin leatherwood x kiernan shipka

gavin leatherood x jaz sinclair

donald glover x rihanna 

donald glover x alison brie

ryan reynolds x andrew garfield 

ryan reynolds x blake lively 

winston duke x lupita nyong'o

anthony mackie x frank grillo

ben barnes x andrew garfield

ben barnes x emma watson

sophie turner x asa butterfield

ewan mcgregor x jude law

ewan mcgregor x gugu mbatha raw

boyd holbrook x pedro pascal

ross lynch x jaz sinclair

ross lynch x courtney eaton 

ross lynch x abigail cowen 

lyndsy fonseca x hayley atwell

alycia debnam-carey x eliza taylor

alycia debnam-carey x maia mitchell 

alycia debnam-carey x daniel sharman 

leighton meester x adam brody

leighton meester x blake lively

leighton meester x penn badgley

lauren german x lesley ann brandt

lauren german x aimee garcia 

kristine froseth x olivia dejonge

joe gilgun x michelle keegan

joe gilgun x ruth negga

joe gilgun x dominic cooper

joe gilgun x karla crome 

blake lively x penn badgley 

blake lively x gigi hadid 

daniel sharman x frank dillane

daniel sharman x bradley james

daniel sharman x gregg sulkin

jensen ackles x sophia bush

jensen ackles x misha collins 

oliver jackson-cohen x jessica de gouw

jeffrey dean morgan x hilarie burton

vanessa morgan x madelaine petsch 

brandon flynn x miles heizer 

brandon flynn x richard madden 

odeya rush x timothee chalamet 

lily collins x nicholas hoult 

rachel weisz x rachel mcadams 

rachel weisz x emma stone 

sean berdy x jack mulhern 

sean berdy x gideon adlon

tom austen x alexandra park

miles heizer x nick robinson 

toby wallace x olivia de jonge (but cute)

joel kinnaman x olivia munn 

luke hemmings x ashton irwin

luke hemmings x callum hood

luke hemmings x michael clifford 

dominic cooper x gemma chan

gregg sulkin and sophie turner

gregg sulkin x katie stevens 

gregg sulkin x danielle campbell

richard madden x gemma chan

zendaya x trevor jackson

alicia vikander x bill skarsgard

alicia vikander x eddie redmayne

alicia vikander x kit harington

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Our favorite HSPN posts 9

Here’s a list of our favorite Hair & Sports Programming Network posts from the past year:

Two best jokes of the year:

Jody Morris being told to stand up to get booked (which led to this)

Cesc Fàbregas burns Ruben Loftus-Cheek

Best of the rest:

What Football Manager doth project hath come to pass

Surrounded by bodyguards

Kepa: Hold my beer.

Sitting in the seats behind them

Zola & Sarri celebrate

Waving everyone forward

Between the sticks & the knees

The Torres slam

He completed football

New addiction

Synonymous

Europa League celebrations

Marcos & his two sons

Beefheart

Lindahl saves

Lavelle corner

Smiling once she knew what she was doing

Emmanuel Macron chats with Megan Rapinoe

A brilliant & totally legal ploy

Fatty & the Face

B- haircut

New Trafford

Getting in the shot

Tammy hugs Lamps

Laughing about not scoring

Advocating for an MLS player

One random guy

Do not fuck with César Azpilicueta

Let her see the pitch

Eating his jacket

Bats & Cap

Puts an edge on a man

Giroud takes his shirt off

This is truly the best joke to emerge from today

A perfect knee slide

Goal celebration (disallowed)

How you become a meme

Who is going to be the one to tell him?

Crazy weeklong bender

Huge save

Pride of London

The right amount of crazy

Great manager celebration

More great team celebrations

One club

Highlights from some recurring jokes:

Kids!

Come on, girls

Deanna gives a lift

Callum & Samuel

A follow-up on Andros Townsend’s biggest fan

Christian Pulisic is from Hershey, PA:

Hershey, PA

Football began in July 2019

All about Christian

The boy from Hershey, PA

A confectionary summary of the game

What I got my brother for Christmas

WAGatha Christie:

Detective Rooney

Easy-to-solve cases

John Terry’s hat:

She only had those two options

Hat hair

He thought he told him

Chelsea’s Jorginho:

Mascot-player match-up

The one guy he does not like

Of players & mascots

We foretold that captaincy pairing

Our new Italian overlord

Good hugger

It may never happen again, Part 9

Your relaxed vice-captain

Previous favorites: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

[dangerouslyaddictivethings]

observations from the player arrivals video

-did trent deadass just show up only with the shopping bag that has his boots?

-eric's wearing the black hoodie with the little hanger that he wore last international break

-kyle brought a fuckton of boots to make up for the one time he forgot to bring them

- where are jesse and marcus and john stones?

-raheem's the only one who brought 2 suitcases

- everyone showed up in the grey england tracksuits excepts for wayne rooney, callum wilson and hendo who are wearing all black

- did i hear dele calling himself eric’s delivery boy?

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