#can you blame me!?!?! can tou actually blame me???!?!

[zvdvdlvr]

Okay but hear me out Hotch's love language is acts of service. That man is a caregiver and maybe I'm projecting because I'm currently taking care of my own stitches but like if you were hurt in the field and got cut by a knife or something he would absolutely go out of his way to clean your wound and rebandage you as needed. Or like if you burnt your hand grabbing a hot pan or something while you guys were making dinner 🥲 he's just so soft

Yes. Absolutely. This is literally him.

Aaron’s always gonna blame himself, no matter if it really is his fault or not; so taking care of you in any way, shape, or form is always gonna be an opportunity Aaron will take.

Even if you aren’t dating Aaron still wants to help patch you up because thats just the kinda guy he is :))

im giggling thinking about being in a relationship woth Hotch and him sitting you down to rewrap a bandage, put vaseline or aquaphor on your stitches, or even putting ointment on a burn.

Boyfriend!Hotch fawning over tou after you burn yourself making dinner for you, him, and Jack!!!!!!! He would undoubtedly drop everything and run over after hearing you hiss in pain and cuss quietly (he admires how you try not to cuss in fromt of Jack). “Oh, honey,” he’d coo and pull you over to the sink. I NEED HIM TO CALL ME ‘HONEY’, YOUR HONOR.

Can you imagine him kissing the bandage too after you cracked a joke about him kissing Jack’s boo-boos?? 😥😥 i actually need him.

OKOKOKOK

imagine you just got cut by an unsub:

It wasn’t Hotch’s fault, no matter how much you tried to reassure him as the medics stitched up the admittedly deep cut on your thigh.

The unsub, you tried to reason with him, was just a hunter with very good aim and a warped mind. But Hotch wouldn’t have it. He literally wrapped your arm over his shoulder so he could walk you out to the medics, paced on the ground outside the ambulance, and refused to let you drive to the plane and hotel without him.

So that’s where you are now: opening your door for Hotch and Jack to enter your house.

“Hi, y/n!” Jack greeted, throwing himself out to hug y/n’s legs. You patted his back and ran a hand through his hair.

“Hey kiddo,” you greeted, trying to hide the wince on your face before Aaron saw.

But he did. “I, uh, told Jack you got hurt and he… decided he would throw a fit until he came to make sure you weren’t sad.”

That made you smile; yeah, Hotch, blamd it on Jack. “You’re the sweetest, Jackie-boy. No way any one could be sad around you,” you practically sang, picking the boy up. “Come in, Hotch. I see that first-aid kit you have.”

Hotch pretended not to see the way you favored your uninjured leg over the other when you set Jack on the couch, already knowing what movie he wanted to watch.

“Hey,” you said finally, “Jack’s watching Captain America: The Winter Soldier.” You took a seat at the table.

“He was excited about coming to see you,” Aaron admits. “He told me that you’re his favorite because you ‘like Captain America, always have candy, and make sure he’s never sad’, according to him.”

You laugh a little, but your heart is swollen up in your chest like a balloon. You’re Jack’s favorite? “So… tell me why you’re really here, Hotch.”

“Aaron.”

You pause, seeing Hotch’s eye contact falter. “What?”

“You can call me Aaron. We aren’t at the office, so I don’t see a problem in you calling me Aaron. And my son is on your couch, so…” He trails off, a smile pulling at his lips.

You think you can feel little a butterfly volcano erupt in your stomach. You’re hot boss is smiling at you. Inside your house. “So,” you start again, voice quieter this time, “why are you here, Aaron?” You want to scream. Hotch’s name on your tongue felt foreign but you really wanted to get used to calling him by his first name.

“I wanted to make sure you were taking care of yourself after getting,” he paused, thinking of the blood staining your pants when he first saw you, “cut up by the unsub.”

“If you want me to take my pants off, you just have to ask,” you scoffed, tugging down your sweatpants to reveal a bloodied bandage wrapped in gauze. Your shirt was oversized, falling to just above the end of the gauze. “I changed the wrap a couple hours ago, but I got bored and moved some stuff around and it probably started bleeding,” you explained, watching Aaron pull set your leg on the chair he was sitting in to rewrap your injury.

“Y-This is okay?” He asked, large hands hovering directly over your skin.

After nodding, you swallowed as you watched Aaron carefully unwrapped the thin gauze and inspected the dark red patterns staining the bandage.

He doesn’t say a word as he rips the bandage off, not saying a word when he feels your hand fly to his shoulder for support- something that makes him flush a little.

“Aaron, I can do it mysel-“

“Let me take care of you,” he interrupts, looking up at you with those puppy dog eyes that he does so well and you know you’d listen to him if he told you to rip your heart out of your chest and give it to him just because he’s got you wrapped around his pinkie.

“Okay.”

Despite the movie in the background, you both fall into silence; afraid to break the silence.

He had to admit, Aaron hadn’t felt so giddy in a while. Even here, on his knees in your home, Aaron found himself once again questioning if he wanted to make a move. He felt you squeeze his shoulder a little as he dabbed some cold ointment on the stitches but he wanted to feel your hands on him. Rewrapping the bandage would be the awkward part: having to get his hands very close to your sex.

“Do you want to do it?” Aaron asked.

“I think you should. I might mess it up or something,” you shrug, clearly lying. But Aaron wanted you to lie.

So carefully, gingerly, Aaron wrapped the guaze over the bandage, hands gliding over your thigh to make sure the thin material would stay.

“Done,” he announced. “Does it feel okay? Not too tight? Too loose?” He asked.

“Perfect.”

He looked up at you. “y/n?”

“I think… my thigh’s a little sore. You uh, might need to kiss my boo-boo to make sure I feel better.”

A sly smile grew on Aaron’s face while he watched your face turn red and you avoiding eye contact.

So Aaron leaned over and pressed his lips to the sterile gauze, kissing the material covering your skin.

The butterfly volcano had successfully self destructed, making every body part possible buzz at the sight of Aaron leaning over you.

[stanlunter]

My 6 favourite Scorptra + some little scenes I love

1. "You do care, don't tou?"

The scene that made Catra fully realize that she's not alone and that there is still someone who love her more than anything. Catra was everything for Scorpia.

And the most important thing is that Catra does the most selfless thing she could done: she refuses of Scorpia's help and doesn't let Scorpia set her free, bc she knows it can cause Scorpia troubles and she doesn't want to put Scorpia in the same situation. She doesn't want to be Like Shadow Weaver and doesn't want Scorpia to suffer bc of her.

2. "We could, you know, be happy"

Catra was so stupid for not leaving with Scorpia and Ill stay by it. Also there is no "one-sided" explanation for this. Anyone who says Catra never loved Scorpia, litterally just skipped the entire episode. They were SO in love!

Especially considering the fact that they were suppose to kiss each other at that scene ans I will never forgive Nate for removimg it

3. "You saved me?"

The moment when Catra's feelings for Scorpia startes to grow up. It's when Catra realize that Scorpia saved her, no matter what. Even tho Catra ordered Scorpia not to break the technology, Scorpia did it, bc it would save Catra. She disobeyed the order to protect her and you can read in Catra's eyes that she was shocked that she was THAT dear for someone. It makes even more sence when you remember Catra's words about Adora "You never protected me. Not in any way that would put you on SW's bad side". (no blame for Adora, she's still the best girl ofc) but the thing is that Adora wouldn't disobey to protect Catra from SW, but Scorpia did it and not once. Scorpia truly loved Catra and she would always do everything to protect her.

4. "I will always be there for you"

Even tho Catra doesn't want to ask anyone for help and wants to do everything alone, Scorpia still makes her tell the situation to resolve it together. Bc that's what friends do, Catra doesn't have to deal with this alone.

5. "You're a princess??"

Whatever the cat is this?? They were so iconic in the prom episode!

At first Catra was sympathetic with someone for the first time in the show lol. She asked Scorpia (to ask actually) to go to the prom together! It's already pretty romantic, but have you seen the rest of the scenes?

Also the screenboard where Catra zips Scorpia up lol (they really didn't have to remove it)

6. "We're making a good team!"

Uhhh, just look at them here! They litterally THE girlfriends! Catra never was so flirty with anyone. She blushes as Amity lol. And just look at these EYES!!!

Now heart-breaking scenes, cuz Im evil. S4 was so sad and for what? Im crying...

But since Im not THAT bad, here are some sweet scenes again! Cuz they're still cuties (it was a crime not to give us them in s5 btw, Ill never forgive Nate for this) <3

Protective gfs ever!

I really love Scorptra even after so many years. I need someone to rewatch she-ra with!!!

[z0-ne]

Hi! It’s me again I was wondering if I could request another goku + younger sister reader but this time can it be but like them being siblings and them doing sibling stuff (Hc’s please 😚🫶)

HIIII! Yes! If you couldn't tell by now I love doing any platonic goku stuff its so cute and fun to think abt

GOKU AS Y0UR BIG BROTHER!

• Okay so just an FYI, you weren't raised by your big brother. Sorry, chi chi has enough stress with sayains as is, and not enough budget for three mouths again.

•Also, because you didn't hit your head when you landed, you werent exactly good.

•Not to say you were 'Abduct his child' type evil, probably because you're only four years older than Goten, but tou weren't good either. You blew up some stuff, injured people and tried to establish your dominance over the planet, gave Yamcha several heart attacks, and you had No idea who Vegeta was.

•So when they tried to get him to order you around that clearly backfired when his authority was tested by a sassy adolescent.

•"cease this absurd behavior! Your prince demands it!"

•It didn't help that he was wearing the pink shirt with some odd sandels. You looked him up and down before you scoffed.

•"Sorry princess, but I don't listen to stupid men in pink."

•Safe to say, you were a jerk, Goku knocked you out and Vegeta had to sit this fight out or he'd strangle a child.

•It took yall a while to get along, not because of trust issues from Raditz but because you were low-key evil too and you didn't like ANYONE at first.

•Hell it took a while to get you to stop being territorial or just flat out running away.

•Goku was the last person you bonded with, and that was because he kept having to drag you back home with your teeth latched into his arm.

•"Hey there- AH!" he cries out as you lunge at him and sink your teeth into his arm,, he swings his arm around hoping to detach you but its like you're locked on!

•"Ouch! Who just goes around biting people?!"

•Things changed a bit when you guys actually got along though. I guess the biting brought you closer??

•Goku doesn't visit that much, when it isn't involving training. I mean, the guy has work and trains with gods. He's very busy, but he makes time for you.

•Since you're close to gotens age but also a few years older, he likes to make time to pick you up from school to hang out with him and Goten for a bit.

•Its not like he just snatches you up out of school, he knows better, he's a father afterall, but after-school he's always excited to pick you and Goten up.

•"Hey! Ready to go?"

•However sometimes he forgets that he can't fly in public. Easy slip up, can you blame him though? It's as natural as walking!

°"Goku! You're flying!"

•"oh! Shoot!"

•Outings and shopping sprees are rare but he has experience with Chi Chi so he learned how to juggle the bags you throw to him while you go crazy in the mall.

•He doesn't mind it though because its a way to spend time with a non-deadly family member. Although he questions how deadly you are when it comes to a sale.

•"Hey! Thats on sale!"

°"But didn't that lady already cut infront to take it?"

•"That doesn't mean I'm gonna let her keep it!"

•Its like watching deers headbutt eachother. Then you just come back with the biggest grin holding up the shirt you wanted and adding it to the pile.

•When it comes to the food I pray for the people cooking..

•The two of you together have nearly been banned due to how much you eat, one restaurant offered to pay you two to just leave and stop ordering.

•You guys do play fight, at random times too.

•One minute you're getting along and they next, one of you is punching the other in the face.

•Goku bites. It's Canon, we see it all the time so don't think he won't chomp down just because yall are play fighting.

•it might also be payback for when you bit him...

[simnostalgia]

@hugelunatic Hi, it's me, the person who scraped GOS! Sorry I couldn't reblog the original post so, here is my response.

First of all, I wanted to say. Thank you for everything you do for our community. You've really been a major part of The TS2 community from the beginning!

Second, you'll stop me from archiving when you pry the archiving software out of my cold, dead hands.

Do you know about Plumb Bob Keep? That's a real question because as the TS2 modding community gets ever smaller and becomes more and more insular it gets harder to know who is on what moderation team and who co-runs what. However, if you do know Plumb Bob keep you'd know that recently the owner died. Which meant that suddenly the entire community had to scramble.

Fortunately, they were able to get in contact with the family (in their time of mourning) to ask "Hey, sorry about the dead girl, can I has password please? I need my fix of virtual doll clothes"

I don't blame them for this. They'd obviously put a lot of time into this and the reason I know that is because I got approached to see what I could do when the site was offline and they were still trying to figure out what to do. Unfortunately, when a site's only existing documentation exists in the WayBackMachine that makes it basically impossible to scrape.

And this isn't even the first time this happened, when Yahoo Groups shutdown, ArchiveTeam had trouble talking to MOST older simmers because they were so fucking touchy about their content. Literally our community has a reputation for being obnoxious about TOUs and 'rights' to the point where they'd basically given up trying to archive anything that had to do with The Sims.

So if you thought that this was because I was concerned that you were running into the ground. Rest assured, I'm doing this in case you get in a fatal car accident so we don't have to call your mourning loved ones to ask the very cringe question: "Do you know about the forum from 2008 that your spouse/son/father/sister/daughter/mother ran? Can we have access to it please. I have recolors that I'd DESPERATELY love to get back."

As far as bandwidth goes, I do my best to make sure that I scrape with as little intrusion as possible and your load is lighter since you don't host any of the actual CC or even 75% of your own images.

Now, we could talk about what this really is: a pissing contest. But don't worry. I have no real interest in encroaching on your territory of running an alternative style sims 2 forum from 2008. I love GOS, or I wouldn't have made sure that it didn't fucking disappear into the ether.

But believe me, no one is choosing to look through a list of 10,000 zip files without images or descriptions as a replacement for a fully functional forum with like... images of the items. My archive of GOS is pretty much only for creators and people who know EXACTLY what they're looking for.

And that goes similarly for everyone worried about their precious TOUs in the comments of the original post. No one, and I mean no one, prefers to dig through an entire fucking ass ton of files labeled shit like "[POOKLET] SKYSIMS MESH 007 - UNNATURAL COLORS"

In fact, I've had several creators thank me because the scrape unearthed some shit they'd thought they'd lost. And if you don't like it, or me, get in line. I assure you there is metric fuck ton of people from patreon who hate me far more.

However, I would like to say that whenever you / or any other creator who is mad about this / literally any simmer, is searching for a dependency because someone got in some obscure internet drama and deleted all their cc or Mediafire got shut down by the RIAA or whatever the fuck.

You, for as "annoyed" as you are, will remember the big ass zip file and CTRL + F your ass to what you're looking for. And I'm going to say it now, for when that moment comes:

You're welcome. No hard feelings.

[one-vivid-judgment]

Hi! Can I request sfw, nsfw headcanons for wonton? I mean, WONG TOU! :D Thank you!

Man, I was writing these and couldn't help but get a but frustrated at how Wong Tou deserved to much better 😔😔 Also, writing these is making me realize I may have a thing for Wong Tou after all.

His son is his whole life. You’re gonna have to like kids and/or get along with his son if you want to have a chance with him. At this point of his life, hook-ups are not what he is looking for; that era of his life is over, and now, what he wants is someone with whom he can have a long, estable relationship.

Actually really kind and sweet. Will always make time in his schedule to talk to you / see you, offer to buy you anything you so much as glance at on a window shop, keep you close holding you by the waist. He won’t like, rig the casino games in your favor or anything, but he’ll parade you around anyhow.

He’s actually a decent cook. Nowhere on Zhao’s level or anything crazy like that, but he can make some mean Chinese dishes. He prefers being left alone in the kitchen, but he won’t say no to you and his kid keeping him company to prepare some mooncakes together.

He is relatively vanilla in bed. He likes it rough sometimes, but mostly, it’s very passionate love-making. You may be able to break his composure if you go out of your way to get your hands on one of the uniforms the girls working at his casino wear though—come on, don’t blame a man for being weak for his partner in short shorts and excessive cleavage! Especially not when he is a tits man.

As the tits man that he is, he’ll grab a handful of yours whenever you fuck. He can get a bit carried away sometimes and leave bruises on them. Whether they are big or small, he doesn’t care, he just likes boobs. And sure, titjobs are a bonus, too.

Listen: he has a child, he has fucked without a condom before. And of fucking course he’ll wear one, but like... if you hypothetically didn’t mind/it was safe to do so, he wouldn’t mind going raw and coming inside. And yes, he may have a bit of a breeding kink. He can get absolutely feral, especially if you start begging him to fill you up.

[vioisgoinginsane]

About gil's romantic ending part 5

@vivigoesinsane @aquagirl1978 The plot thickens and then it thickens and then it thickens and then it

TOU BITCH

I AM SICK TO MY STOMACH (<- worried sick)

MY GIRL!!! SHE'S NOT JUST GIRLBOSSING SHE'S AN EMPRESS AAAAAAA they grow up so fast 😭

NOT YVES BLAMING HIMSELF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Screaming crying throwing up

Guys. Leon is pretty fucking awesome actually. Nevermind that i called his route boring. That was never his fault.

?????? JULIUS GOT MY BAVK!?!???? OF ALL PEOPLE????

'Hey remember that time you tried to stab me?'

'Your Majesty!?'

'Haha. Just kidding.'

Fuck me this is exactly the kinda thing that'd make people say "oh yeah. She's that guy's empress"

CLAVIS FANGIRLING CLAVIS FANGIRLING IS ALWAYS A PLUS

#

*realization*

*kicks dust*

STUPID SELF PUNISHING BASTARD HE WOULDN'T WANNA LIVE TO SEE AN ERA OF PEACE CUZ HE THINKS HE DOESN'T DESERVE IT!!!!!!!

#

And you're telling me i picked this guy for king over leon?

CLAVIS OUT HERE JUST ALWAYS SAYING EXACTLY WHAT I'M THINKING IN EVERY FUCKING TIMELINE THIS IS WHY HE'S OBJECTIVELY THE BEAT EVEN THO GILBERT CONSUMMED MY HEART AND SOUL

*realization* NUH UH

NUH UUHHHH

YOU'RE NOT FUCKING LEAVING ME IN CHARGE OF ALL THIS ALONE

YOU DUMBASS

YOU FUCKING IDIOT

YOU THINK I WON'T BREAK CUZ I HAVE PURE HEART OR SOME SHIT!?!

i shoulda told him i die the day he dies when i had the chance- no. I shoulda told him if i dont find him when I'm back, I'll ruin everything on purpose and then die.

No, no. He has a point. Really you're better off admitting that but then you have to make the case that chev doesn't have to be compassionate to be a good person. Which is a case you CAN actually make. Way better than trying to deny he got problems with compassion.

I'm not okay I'm not okay I'm not okay

[mrsbakashi]

Kakashi, Y & Z

first of all, i'm sorry it took me soooooo long, and second of all i can't remember if this was for the dirty a-z headcanon or for the fluff alphabet, so i did both. i hope you don't mind 🙃 (i checked and it was probably for the smut prompt but i don't know, i may be wrong, in which case have both of them) (oh, and thank tou for requesting!)

KAKASHI

⚠️ cw: fluff, mentions of sex, low-key angsty. nsfw under the cut.

↦ FLUFF

y - you (what you are to them):

you are his whole world! 😩 the only person he loves and allows to be close to him, with whom he makes plans, the reason he gives his best to survive every mission, looking forward to when he gets to see you again. a reason to come back home. he tried to run from you at the beginning, but you ended up growing in him, and ever since his life got so much better. there's happiness and love for him after all.

z - zebra (what pet they want to have)

obviously dogs lol, but he also found out he's very fond of cats - you had two cats and when you moved in together he had to learn how to deal with them, since they're so different from dogs. and he ended up liking cats a lot - the introverted personality, the quietness. nothing better than to just relax a little with a cat purring in your lap.

↦ SMUT

y - yes, master (what kinds of names are used during sex? do they like being called master / mistress, daddy, etc…? what names do they call their partner?)

so, i don't think kakashi is really into this master/daddy thing - only if you use it to annoy him, in which case he secretly loves it. but it's only because he doesn't like the idea of controlling you whatsoever, he's not your master, he won't tell you what to do. he's more on the sweet side - calling you baby, and sweetheart, and love, and other cute pet names (and also the occasional degrading because he's not above it and neither are you). but the man is really into dirty talk so he'll be calling you babe while saying the most nasty things. good luck.

z - zones (what are their erogenous zones? what spots on their body should be touched, bitten, kissed, when someone wants to get them in the mood?) 

ok, hear me out: kakashi is not comfortable with physical touch when it comes to most people, he's not comfortable showing his skin and the idea of someone touching his actual skin is enough to make him go crazy - he covers everything for his life! but when it comes to you he doesn't bother at all, in fact he's pretty much into it, it's some sort of therapy. so his whole skin is pretty sensitive and he secretly loves being kissed and loved all over, specially his chest-shoulders-neck-jaw (throw in some love bites as well, he'll go feral).

speaking of which, he spent a huge amount of time seeing blood on his hands and hating and blaming himself, so now he's completely in love with the wonders that hand can do to you and how sweetly you moan his name when he's touching you. some sort of therapy.

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Karui

Look you can be mad at me for this, but beating up Naruto was prime content. Naruto literally asked her to do it to ‘get her anger out’ and tou know what? She deserved to do just that. Play stupid games get stupid prizes (i love you Naruto but seriously come on. You did the same damned thing with A and it ended the same)

Smacking Omoi for commenting on her tit size and saying she can’t be tired because ‘she has no tits’. Love you Omoi but that hit was deserved.

Being willing to throw down with Sai when he tried to protect Naruto from her. Yes she’s angry but can anyone blame her at that exact moment? Her sensei, someone she looked up to and cared about, was thought dead and all she wanted was info on Sasuke. Sure Sasuke didn’t actually kill Bee but they didn’t know that.

(Anime only) she compliments Choji when he’s doubting himself. Reminding him that he is cherished. I don’t care if the ship came out of no where it is cute!

(Anime only) The fact that her mom refers to her as ‘Mama’. More of a choji thing but i just think it’s kinda cute because it’s clearly something he got used to calling her as Chocho grew up (at least that’s my headcanon) and it’s adorable,

She’s beautiful, spirited, smart, ready for action and clearly cares about her teammates. I love that for her.

How she married into a family that has to eat a lot to keep up with their jutsu and holds no judgement towards Choji for it. They could have easily made a ‘wife hates her fat husband’ thing but Karui’s better than that. Also she’s friggen adorable sitting beside her family.

Cute headcanon thought

I like to think that Karui and Choji met in the blank period during a Kage meeting, and that they immidiatly connected. My favorite headcanon is that Karui was complaining about being hungry and to everyone’s surprise Choji offered to share his chips with her (Kakashi chuckled and A had to ask him what was so funny.)

Also, Karui is still an active shinobi. Darui sends her missions from Kumo that are nearby in the fire country because he know’s she can take care of them and they’re close. She also has the permission of Kakashi and then Naruto to take Konoha shinobi in support if she feels the need.

[inutaffy]

“you’ve always been jealous of me!”

“maybe that’s bc you were always splinters favorite!”

“raph. i love you bro.”

DO YOU SEE. DO YOU SEE. THE DUCKCIJF SHIFT IN TBEIR EXPRESSIONS MAN TBE FJCKFGMOFYHEFNEN GHE WAY. THATS HIS BROTHER MAN THATS HIS FUCKFJFG. OUGH. I HATE THIS STUPID SHOW WHAG THE ACTUAL FUCK. THE. THE. “JEALOUS?!” SO MUCH OF HIS EMOTIONS TRANSLATE TO ANGER OR JEALOUSY TOWARDS OTHERS AND IT DRIVES ME FUCKINF CRAZY. MAYBE IT WAS AT FIRST (aka beginning of s1) BUT IT ISNT NOW AND THATS FHE WHOLE POINT THAGS THE WHOLE DUCKIJF POINT. HE ISNT JUST JEALOUS AND AND ANGRY ALL THE TIME FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES BRO IS JUST 16 AND WATCHING HIS WHOLE PLANET GET DESTROYED. BRO IS 16 WATCHING HIS FATHER MURDERED IN FRONT OF HIM. BRO IS 16 AND WATCHING WHILE HIS OLDER BROTHER BASICALLY BECOMES AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT PERSON RIGHT BEFORE HIS FUCKING EYES, PICKING UP EVERY BURDEN EVER AND JUST SOLDIERING ON LIKE THIS IS SO FUCKIJF AWFUL.

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

ANYWAYS.

SO YEAH MAYBE HE DOES WISH HE WAS LEADER IF ONLY SO IT MEANT LEO DIDNT HAVE TO BE. IF ONLY SO LEO COULD BE LEO FOR A MINUTE BC YOU KNOW WHAG RAPH IS???? RAPH IS GUILTY. RAPH FEELS SO FUCKING GUILTY ALL THE DUCKIJF TIME AND I DOMT HAVE THE ABILITY TO GO INTO THAT RIGHT NOW SO YOURE JUST GONNA HAVE TO TRUST ME. TRUST ME ON TBIS I AM RIGHT ABOUT THIS. I CANT DUCKIJG STAND FBIS SHOW.

AND TBH I DONT BLAME RAPH. LIKE IF MYYYYY OLDER BROTHER GOT PROMOTED ONE DAY AND STARTED TRYING TO PULL RANK ON ME I WOULD BE A BITCH ABOUT IT TOO. THE FUCK. MAKE ME ASSHOLE. YEAH. BUT ALSO. AS THE ELDEST DAUGHTER. AND JUST YK. AS ME. I AM ME. ANOTHER THING IS THAT LEO IS JUST. IMPRESSIONABLE? A LITTLE BIT? ESP IN THE EARLY SEASONS. WHICH MAN I CAN RELATE TO. BITCH FIXATED ON A TV SHOW AND MADE IT HIS WHOLE PERSONALITY WHICH I LOVE FOR HIM BUT GOTDAMN. LEO LITERALLY GOES INTO BATTLE IN S1 QUOTING HIS SPACE HEROES SHOW AND MAKING STUPID ONE LINERS AND TRYING TO BE ALL HEROIC BUT IT JUST COMES OFF AS DORKY AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH. IT MAKES ME SAD. HE’S FOLLOWING EXAMPLES AND HE WANTS TO IMPRESS AND HE WANTS TO DO GOOD OK HE WANTS TO GET A GOOD GRADE IN CHILD WHICH IS NORMAL TO WANT AND POSSIBLE TO ACHIVE LIKE LEO IDEALIZES SPLINTER THAT IS HIS DAD MAN HE STRIVES FOR HIS APPROVAL. I DONT CARE WHAT MY DAD HAS TO SAY MOST OF THE TIME BUT FAVING HIS DISSAPOINEMENT???? FUCKINF AWFUL.

AND THEN THE DUCKING KRAANG HAPPEN AND SPLINTER TELLS HIM TO PREPARE FOR LOSSES. PREPARE TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES. AND HE REALIZES OH SHIT IS FR. UHM. OKAY. SO MAYBE THIS LEADING ISNT ALL I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE. AND HE EXPRESSES THIS. MULTIPLE TIMES. THROUGHOUT THE FIRST AND SEVOND SEASON. AND THEN BE JUST STOPS. BRINING IT UP ALL TOGETHER. HE JUST STOPS. LIKE. DUDE. DUDE. HE WANTED TO BE LEADER SO BAD AT FIRST AND THEN THE HORRORS CAME FOR HIM. HE WAS NOT READY. NOW DONT GET ME WRONG, LEOS IN GENERAL ARE FUCKIJG CRAZY MAN THEY CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT, LEO IS FULLY CAPABLE OF BEING THE LEADER HE JUST. HE WASNT FUCKING READY YET MAN. HE WAS 15. IM GONNA FUCKINF CRY.

NOT TO MENTION. IMMEDIATELY AFTER THAT. HE’S KINDA ELEVATED TO THIS PEDESTAL AND NOW HE’S DUCKINF STUCK THERE MAN. LEO KEEPS TRYING TO BE THEIR LEADER AND TO HIM, THAT MEANS HE HAS TO DO IT ALONE. HE’S THE LEADER. YES HE KNOWS THAT HIS BROTHERS WILL BE THERE FOR HIM HE KNOWS THAT HE ISNT ALONE BUT THAT DOESNT CHANGE THE FACT THAT AT THE END OF THE DAY HE IS THEIR LEADER AND HE HAS TO BE ABLE TO STAND ON HIS OWN AND THAT MENTALITY BLEEDS INTO EVERYTHING ELSE AND RAPH (and the others tbh. fuckijg everyone) JUST WANT THEIR FUCKING DORKY CRINGEFAIL LOSER BIG BROTHER BACK. DO YOU UNDERSTAND.

[acollectionofficsandshit]

Don’t know if I’m late for this but: 😭 🙈 ✏️ 🖍 🔪 🌍 for Max and Lovie (sorry if these are too much, just choose the ones you like best ❤️)

😭 CRYING - what makes them cry? do they cry easily?

Lovie: she’s one of those people who gets so angry she just starts crying, always has been and always will be because she gets so worked up that all the emotion has nowhere to go but to overflow.

Max: it takes a whole hell of a lot to bring him to tears, you’d have to move heaven and earth to see it happen so when it does… the embarrassment he feels for crying that his father instilled in him is second only in its severity to the pain that those who love him feel at the rare sight of him reduced to tears.

🙈 SEE-NO-EVIL - whats a side of your oc that they don't want to show other people?

Lovie: the side of her that she spends every waking hour putting conscious, deliberate effort into keeping concealed because she’ll be damned before she ever let a soul alive know just how quickly their little family claimed her heart... how it only took a matter of hours for that bond to stake it’s claim to her soul on that very first day. 

Max: he’s not particularly keen on letting people see the side of him that his family gets-- the person he is when he’s at home, that the cameras and the job don’t have a claim to, that he can only be in private.... because that’s the only part of himself he’s still got that actually belongs to him and only him. It’s all he’s been allowed to keep. 

✏️ PENCIL - is there a particular quote / lyric that you associate with them?

yes! so the follow lyrics are from the same song, Achilles Heel by J, Maya, because I very heavily associate the entire thing with tou

Lovie: “you said you wanted me, no strings attached // I guess I have the fates to thank for that // call me Icarus // ‘cause baby, you’re my sun”

Max: “like Atlas held too much // I feel crushed under this love // ‘cause with those nectar lips and ambrosia hips // boy, you’ve become my drug”

🖍️ CRAYON - what advice would you give to them?

my advice to the pair of them is the same— enjoy what you have while you still have it because you never know how long it’s going to last.

🔪 KNIFE - how do they react to injury / misfortune befalling their loved ones (significant other, family, friends)? do they put themselves at blame?

this one right here is extremely pertinent to the the upcoming chapter and, in the long run, to the climax of the story! So, that being said, it’s next most important to say this.... they both always immediately put themselves at blame, they get it honest. 

🌏 EARTH - will they give up the world for someone they love? is this decision easy for them?

Lovie: she’d give up the world without a moment’s hesitation for her loved ones, it wouldn’t be a matter of debate or consideration, it would be black and white. 

Max: he too would give up the world without blinking an eye but his level of sacrifice goes above and beyond, it is more than absolute and unwavering, it surpasses the boundaries of what any other individual would even think is possible.... because Max would happily gather up the very fabric of space and time, cram it, and the contents of known universe, all into a duffle bag and hand it right over if that’s what it take.

[shinysimoleon]

my opinion on early access (u don’t have to read, just ranting) ✨

i never really thought anything about early access before. i just assumed, oh yeah well that’s nice they can make some money for what they are doing.

until a couple days ago did i really see a glimpse into the minds of these early access creators we all know and love.

first of all, as soon as they realized they couldn’t make anymore money, they whined, pitched a fit, and blamed US. yes us, the very ones that have been giving them money this whole time, lol.

then they acted confused… like they couldn’t understand what ea’s new tou meant. (before it was changed again.) i mean it clearly stated the only way modders could make money was through donations, everything has to be 100% free. and nothing behind a paywall… which technically does include early access since at one point their cc is in fact behind a paywall. So many words were being twisted and excuses were being made just so these people could prove that they deserve to have their stuff paid for.

the sob stories were not it. with the exception of the creators who truly cannot work due to their disabilities, (you are so deeply loved and we would’ve all helped you out as much as we can if it ended up that early access was no longer available, via donations 💌)

the complaining about being homeless, not being able to pay your bills, can’t pay for your school etc… i’m sorry but aren’t we… all struggling? at least at some point? you know what helps with that though, and i hate to say it, but getting a real job. and by real I mean anything that will offer you and reliable and stable income. not some monthly tier that anyone can cancel at anytime. early access allowed or not please, PLEASE if you are a cc creator, don’t depend on this kind of stuff for all or most of your income. that is setting yourself up for complete failure.

many also shared it was just a side hustle. they work so hard everyday at their own, real, jobs, then come home and spend all their free time making cc. staying up all night, no sleep, no eating, no hanging out with their friends. listen, if you are passionate about the sims and making your own creations, i’m all for wanting to spend your free time doing that, i’m sure it’s lots of fun when you’re good at it! but the problem is that you’re complaining about it. don’t complain about how much hard work it takes because of all the time you’re spending doing it, you’re choosing to do that yourself. no one is holding a g*n to your head forcing to you to do it. maybe if you didn’t have early access set up and you actually just loved creating in your free time, you wound be able to get full nights of sleep, develop better eating habits, hangout with your friends, etc. cause you won’t feel the pressure of having perfect content released in a certain amount of time for the people paying you.

another reason i’ve never thought much about early access is because until a couple days ago, i had no idea other gaming communities had not 1 cent involved in releasing mods to their community. i guess it’s cause these people know how to balance real life and also having a passion for something. why can’t we be like them? why can’t our community love and share everything with each other like others do? why is there such a limited amount of creators that don’t want your money because they actually love and want to make this community a better place for all of us. it’s because paying for cc and mods has just became the norm, that’s why even calling out early access creators feels weird to me, but it really is true. why do you have to have money involved?

respect to those creators that stopped doing early access posts once they thought ea was banning it. it showed us you weren’t in it for the money, even though you did appreciate it. it showed us you care about your community and you respect the people you are profiting off of.

to those who pretended to be confused, i bet you think we all look dumb now, that’s fine. at the time, it didn’t look good for early access and everyone knew that, but you were too stubborn to accept it. some of you guys showed your true colors and what you see this community as.

I know early access is eventually released and it is not about that. it’s about the fact they even feel the need to ask for money in the first place. i cant believe ea let’s you guys profit off of them considering no company really allows that but that’s their decision and i will respect that. just giving my 2 cents cause this drama has completely taken up my tl

[suguruverse]

omg hi, sweetheart!! I binge-read your writings and it's wonderful!! may I request the tiktok prank wherein you play the audio "hey shawty, your man still around?" with Kuroo, Iwaizumi and Sakusa! if it's too much, you can disregard this ask!

thank you for your amazing writings, love you darling!! have a great day <33333

— PRANKING HAIKYUU BOYS WITH “HEY SHAWTY, YOUR MAN STILL AROUND?”

includes - kuroo tetsurou, iwaizumi hajime and sakusa kiyoomi

a/n - ahh i love tiktok pranks so much so i hope you enjoy this one <33 also contains mildly suggestive content except for sakusa!!

 ੈ✩‧₊˚ KUROO TETSUROU

- he’s not fazed when your phone starts ringing, he knows how much you love calling your friends after all

- except when its a mans voice that comes from the phone

“hey shawty, your man still around?”

- mans whips his head back towards you so quickly that you think he’s twisted his neck

- don’t get me wrong, he trusts you 100% but from what he knows, you don’t have many guy friends

- he was frowning and pouting at the same time so you couldn’t help but burst into a fit of laughter

- is super confused at first then he recognises the voice from the tiktok sound

- he definitely knows this trend but he didn’t realise because he was hurting a little bit

- at first, you were totally smug with his initial reaction, but now he’s staring straight into your soul with a smirk

- yeah you’re in trouble

- so you do what any rational person would do in a dangerous situation

- run. 

- and that’s what you do

- he finds your face of panic adorable and immediately starts to chase you until you lock yourself in the bathroom

“kitten come on out. i won’t bite... unless you want me to”

ੈ✩‧₊˚ IWAIZUMI HAJIME

- yeah this mf does not have tiktok and finds it completely stupid

- so you thought this prank would be perfect for him

- spoiler alert! he doesn’t

- you were both in bed when you decided to start this prank

“hey shawty, your man still around?”

- yep, he’s pissed

- he’s 99% sure he’s been an amazing fucking boyfriend to you and now you’re just replacing him?? nahhh

“what the fuck?! who the hell is that? oi fuckface, her boyfriend is here and if you even think about tou-”

- he tries to grab your phone and was only met with his reflection

- he’s confused and furious to say the least

- 10/10 offended and hurt 

- then your small giggles makes him face you and he’s quick to grab your wrist and trap you between his arms

“haji, i’m really sorry, i didn’t want to do the prank but it was tooru’s idea”

“i don’t care if it was shittykawa’s idea. doesn’t mean i’m gonna go easier on you tonight. i can’t have you leaving me, can we?”

- got a wheelchair? no? get one. you’re gonna need it

- he also definitely pranked you back. and he hates pranks

- that’s how much you pissed him off

ੈ✩‧₊˚ SAKUSA KIYOOMI

- disgusted™

- how you ended up dating him? no clue, but you did it

- just because you’re dating him, does not mean he’s gonna deal with your stupid pranks

- this man radiates ‘idgaf’ energy

- so you thought that he would have a really bad reaction when you do this prank

- hehe you were wrong

“hey shawty, your man still around?”

- he honestly just looked at you like you’ve said the most stupidest thing ever

“tell whoever you’re on the phone with that they’re welcome to take you if they want”

- now you’re the one who’s offended

“omi, what the hell”

“you’re the one who cheated on me first, why’re you acting all offended”

“because it was a prank omi”

“well how was i meant to know that”

- lets be honest, you’re the only person he actually enjoys being around so in reality, he was pretty hurt from the prank

- he knows he’s not the perfect boyfriend that you probably wanted, but he’s still trying his hardest

- he may not show it a lot, but he truly loves you so much you have no idea

- he has a lot of self-respect, and plus, he genuinely thought you were cheating on him

- so can you blame him for having that reaction? not really

“i’m sorry omi, i didn’t mean to hurt your feelings. i really am sorry”

- the creases in his forehead had gone away and he pulled you into a tight hug

“it’s okay, as long as you weren’t seriously, but next time, i won’t forgive you so easily, you damn brat”

[rebelwrites]

All My Love, Your Blonde Idiot

Clay Spenser x Reader

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Requested by @chibsytelford Clay Spenser imagine where he dies on duty and reader makes it her mission to find who did it......... 🤭🤭🤭

Warnings: THIS WILL MAKE TOU CRY, death, blood, loss, grief

I’m sorry blame Laura for this one

The air around the base was suffocating, the sadness and heartbreak was weighing heavy on everyone, especially you. The attack came out of nowhere, everything happened so fast, bullets were flying, along with the RPGs. It wasn’t until the dust had settled that you knew the extent of the damage the attack had caused.

Everything had happened so fast, one minute Clay was standing upright and the next he had collapsed on the floor, it was like time stood still as you ran as fast as you could over the terrain to get to your husband, dropping to your knees, pulling his head in your lap.

The tears wouldn’t stop flowing as you looked down at his pale complexion, you knew it, he knew it, everyone knew it. This was it for him, there wasn’t enough time the QRF wouldn’t make it on time to get him back to base, he had already lost too much blood, that was obvious by the blood stained sand that surrounded him.

No one spoke, as they all crowded around their fallen brother, not wanting to leave him in his final moments.

As much as it caused him an excruciating amount of pain, Clay reached up, placing his bloody hand on your cheek, smiling up at you, albeit weakly.

“Don’t forget I will always be with you babygirl,” he spluttered breathlessly, “I will always love you.”

“Please Clay,” you sobbed, “just hang on baby, I can’t live without you.”

“We both know I don’t have time,” he winced. “And you will be okay princess.”

“I love you,” you choked, leaning down so your face was level with his.

“I love you too Princess,” he whispered, as you kissed him softly, and in the moments of the kiss he took his final breath, surrounded by the people that he loved the most.

That had been two weeks ago and you were hardly sleeping, hardly eating, you had shut everyone out and threw yourself into helping Mandy and Lisa find out who called the attack that killed your soulmate. That was your focus, you blocked everything and everyone out, you hadn’t even properly grieved Clay and everyone was starting to worry.

“Has she eaten today?” Sonny asked, watching as you stared at the laptop, not taking your eyes from the screen.

“Not that I’ve seen, I don’t think she has eaten for two days now, and when she did it was just a granola bar,” Jason sighed, “we need to do something before the weight starts dropping off her.”

“She won’t listen to any of us though, it’s like we don’t exist right now,” Ray said sadly.

“Has she even properly grieved Clay yet?” Jase asked.

“No she’s just thrown herself into finding who did it,” Sonny sighed, “I think she is just trying to keep busy.”

“You know what this calls for boys,” Jase nodded, he knew that you were going to hate all of them for this but it needed to be done. “I think it’s time she read the letter he left her.”

Today had been the first day you felt like you were getting somewhere, you actually had a lead that could answer the question you had of who did this. It had also been the first day that none of the boys had come and checked on you or tried to get you to eat.

You didn’t want to eat, you wanted answers, you needed answers.

You sat in complete silence, digging through the documents you had found, that was until the boys came crashing into the room. Jason wrapped his arms around your waist, hoisting you up from your seat before throwing you over his shoulder.

“Put me down you asshole,” you screamed, pounding your fists against his back as he carried you through the base, gaining the attention from everyone. As you spotted Blackburn you lifted your head up, looking him in the eyes. “Help me, I have shit to do,”

“No can do sweetheart,” he shrugged, “you need to eat.”

“I don’t need to fucking eat, I need to get answers,” you screamed, as the tears burned your eyes. You were frustrated that you were being pulled away from what was now your mission.

“And everything will still be there once you have eaten,” Eric said softly, as he stood in front of you wiping away a few tears that had slid down your cheek. “You can’t live off coffee and granola bars, trust me.”

Jason threw you down onto the sofa, and ignored the look you were giving him, moments later you were passed a tray of food, looking down at the plate you shook your head.

“I’m not hungry,” you huffed.

“We all know that’s a lie kiddo,” Sonny whispered, sitting next to you, placing his hand on your shoulder. “Just please eat something, even if it’s only a quarter of it, just eat something.” This wasn’t like Sonny to beg, you could see the pain and worry in his eyes, “please”

“Okay,” you sighed, stabbing the fork into the chicken nugget, you refused to eat the veggies but you would eat the nuggets.

You could practically hear Clay laughing at you for going straight for the nuggets telling you that you would turn into a nugget with the amount you ate. Tears started to cloud your vision making everything blurry, as you stared at the plate, you would never hear him moan at you for the amount of times you would come home with a share box of nuggets, you would never feel the warmth of his body as you snuggled in bed, you would never feel his strong arms wrapped around your waist. He was gone.

The silent tears rolled freely down your cheeks, you didn’t have the energy to wipe them away as you nibbled at the nuggets.

“We found this, in Clay’s bunk,” Jason whispered, passing you the envelope that had your name scrawled across the front in Clay’s messy handwriting.

Running your fingers over your name, you took a deep breath before opening the letter. You knew this would be the final straw, both you and Clay had these letters written on a just in case basis, but you just prayed that neither of you had to read them. Your blurry vision made it hard to read the letter, so you roughly wiped your eyes on the sleeves of Clay’s hoodie.

To my Princess, my babygirl, my beautiful wife,

If you are reading this then I am so sorry, just know I tried my hardest to keep fighting, to stay strong for you. But unfortunately it wasn’t enough.

I know you will throw yourself into getting revenge and I love you so much for that, but baby I need you to stop, this isn’t healthy, and I know full well you will be worrying the boys. I want you to eat, even if it’s chicken nuggies just please eat something and please sleep.

I know the pain you are feeling right now makes you want to give up but you have to keep pushing on but you also need to grieve, stop bottling everything up Princess.

Squeezing your eyes closed as you read the words, a few tears splashed onto the paper, you knew this letter would be hanging around but you knew the moment you read it your world would crumble as the realisation that he was really gone set in.

I know it may be hard right now, but please keep smiling, always look for the little things in this life and hold onto those moments for dear life. Just like I did with the day we first met, I didn’t think I would find someone just as perfect as you but then you literally crashed into my life that day at the supermarket.

I will always be watching over you babygirl, I will always be by your side, and my love for you will never fade. And if the time comes where you meet somebody I don’t want you to hold back, I want you to move on, I want you to be happy and I don’t want you going through this life alone.

Please fall back onto the boys and let them be your strength right now, you don’t have to go through this alone.

Remember I will always love you Princess,

All my love,

Your blonde idiot xxx

The sobs shook through your body, you couldn’t stop the tears, he was really gone. Reality finally set in as you sunk down into the sofa trying to make yourself as small as possible, you didn’t want to go through this world and war without your partner in crime. Pulling the hood of the hoodie over your head, you inhaled the smell of the material, for the time being it still smells like Clay and provided a tiny bit of comfort.

It didn’t take long before you were being squished by the arms of your boys, just letting you break down in the middle of them all. No one spoke, but no one needed to, you knew by their actions that they weren’t going to let you get through this alone and as a family you would get through it together.

A further week had passed, and right now you felt like you had failed, deployment had come to an end and you were no further on getting revenge for your husband, having to hand over all the information to Charlie team in hopes that they managed to gain revenge for you.

The atmosphere on the plane was heavy, you refused to move away from the coffin that laid in the middle of the floor, no one dared pull you away from it knowing you would be afraid to throw hands.

You still didn’t want to believe that your husband was gone, part of you was living in hopes that this was just a bad dream and that you would wake up to Clay cooking topless in the kitchen or him dragging you out of bed to hit the gym at the crack of dawn.

But you knew the moment you got home to the house being empty all your emotions would break you down once again.

Leaning against the metal box, you rested your elbows on your knees holding your hands against your face, it looked like you were praying but you were just trying to keep your emotions in check, it was a long flight home and you didn’t want to burden any of the boys, they needed their sleep.

“Hey kid,” Sonny sighed, and he slumped down onto the floor next to you, pulling you into his arms. “He would be so proud of you,”

“It wasn’t meant to go down this way,” you whispered, afraid that if you spoke any louder you would break. “He wasn’t meant to be taken this soon.”

“I know darling, I know,” Sonny mumbled, resting his chin on the top of your head, blinking back tears himself.

At some point during the flight both you and Sonny had fallen asleep and were being woken up as you were landing. You didn’t know what life would hold for you now, you had never had to think of a life without Clay.

As the door to the C-17 opened, you pushed yourself to your feet, but stayed crouching, placing your hand over the casket, blinking back tears as you felt Sonny place his hand on your back.

“My nation expects me to be physically harder and mentally stronger than my enemies. If I get knocked down, I will get back up, every time.” You said holding back the tears.

“I will draw on every remaining ounce of strength to protect my teammates and to accomplish our mission. I'm never out of the fight.” Sonny and Jase said as everyone gathered around the casket, followed by the rest of the team as you all spoke in unison.

“We demand discipline. We expect innovation. The lives of my teammates and the success of our mission depends on me. Our training is never complete. We train for war, we fight to win. I stand ready to bring the full spectrum of combat power to bear in order to achieve my mission and the goals established by my country. The execution of my duties will be swift and violent when required, yet guided by the principles I serve to defend. Brave men have fought and died building the proud tradition and feared reputation I am bound to uphold. In the worst of conditions, the legacy of my teammates steadies my resolve and silently guides my every deed.” Everyone said as their voices broke

“And I will not fail.” You sobbed as you all stood around the casket ready to bring your fallen brother home. Ray took a step back allowing you and Jason to be at the front.

Little did you know that things would get a lot harder, you didn’t know at the time but you were currently pregnant, more than likely from one of the many times that you and Clay snuck off to find somewhere quiet on the base to have a bit of alone time. And now more than ever you would need to rely on the strength of the team to get you through.

@chibsytelford @mrsmarvelous1995 @supervalcsi @talicat713 @disasterfandoms @bravo-four-seal-team @jasonbabymama @jayhalsteadfan-2417 @lotsoflovefromlea @seik-o @velvetcardiganbucky @phoenixhalliwell @pancakeisreading @itsonautopilot @pinkrockstar19 @galaxysanduniversesinmymind @softi92 @abby-splace @theysayitscrazy @thelovelyleo23 @innerpaperexpertcloud

[toutallyahoe]

Would you be willing to do some headcanons about Percy Jackson with a mortal male reader?

a/n: hc with percy? alright!

i remembered (and please dont hate me for this) that i actually enjoyed the movie. the first one that is, and to be fair, i was young when it came out and me being the child that i was, loved the things that doesnt had me reading (child tou absolutely loathes reading which is ironic as the current me is obsessed with it and is even a writer) and had fallen in love on percy and also luke

that reminds me, i should definitely try writing for luke later afahajdgajhdjsh

anyways, on to the head canons!

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you know what sucks? when youre life is in constant danger and youre a walking prone of death to everyone around you

thats what percy had thought as he found out that he was a demigod

it wasnt all fun and games, percy can tell you that

he was hunted for goodness sake

and percy absolutely hate being a demigod

he hated it more when he just had to fall in love with a boy who isnt like him

[name] was so fucking unfair, if percy had to be honest

that guy was so perfect and great and hot and talented and—

percy could rant to anyone on how wonderful [name] was

but what made [name] so unfair to percy's eyes is that [name] wasnt like him, a demigod

[name] was just a normal boy who doesnt know to always look in all direction or else his life would be in danger

percy doesnt blame [name], it just sucks when you cant be with your boyfriend all the time

and yes, [name] was percy's boyfriend, yay!

the two had been together for three years and all those time, percy wishes he could be with [name] more

it sucks to only be in the distance in order to protect the ones you love

percy was just thankful that [name] was a patient and loyal boyfriend and didnt think he was insane when he told him about percy being a demigod and stuff

[name] was actually a but skeptical but he trusted percy, so he'll believe his boyfriend even if it sounds a bit weird

[name] would truly come to believe everything percy rant to him is true when one day, he got bruises and percy healed him with his water healing thing

wowee, this is a bit angst

anyways, some fluffy stuff because we already have enough sadness bullshit this 2020

when percy finds time to not get killed with the quest or some monsters wanting his head on a platter, percy would immediately try to find you, [name] to make up the time you two havent been together

percy would absolutely laze around in his home or yours, in your arms

percy would is the little spoon, even if he doesnt want to admit it

he just felt safe in your arms

its nice

percy would forget all the close calls of death he always experience and just enjoys the warmth you provide when he is in your arms, feeling safe and that nothing can ever hurt him

percy would also love to hear everything about you

he would rather talk about what you have done for the past few months than his as you were the normality in his life

your life may not be adventurous or daring like his, but its perfect

you're perfect in percy's eyes and he doesnt care if youre just an ordinary guy

also, percy would break down from time to time and vent to you, [name]

we all have to remember that even if percy had vanquished a lot of monsters and had done many quests, he's young to go through that bullshit

so, percy would cry and vent out to you and you could only hug and comfort him

gives him forehead kisses and remind him that everything will be fine

remind percy that youll never leave him and will wait for him (because saying youll be by his side is a total lie with him being a demigod and [name] is a mortal)

but anyways, yeah

percy needs to be spoiled with loves and kisses when he gets to see his boyfriend again

when percy is back at camp, he likes to have a picture of the both of you that you took in your second date in his pocket

he also have many more pictures in his cabin because boy is in love and misses [name] dearly

he just want his boyfriend goddammit

but yeah, percy is a it touch and affection starve and will seek out [name] when he gets back from his quests and visits

so, just be prepared to cuddle all day and remind him that you love him

[phantoms-lair]

Uncommon Ancestry Snippet 12

Note: This does not contain Spoilers for MSA: The Future, but it was inspired by it. ~~

“Ibara-san!”

Ibara Shiozaki was not fond of many of her yearmates. She found them sinful, fixated on matters of glory, violence, and lust. But there was one she despised above all others.

Midoriya Izuku, who was unable to cope with being quirkless, how God made him, and had trafficked with demons for unnatural power. He should be cast into the hottest fires of hell, not allowed to walk amongst those who tried to be heroes. And now he was calling out to her-it made her flesh crawl. “What do you want?” She snapped.

He gave her a look, as though she were being unreasonable. “Just wanted you to pass on a message to your Grandmother, Mouri-san, not your paternal one. Tell her Vivi’s brat says hi.” He rolled his eyes and left.

Of course she wouldn’t - no, better to after all. Though her Grandmother clung to Shintoism rather than the true Faith, she should still be warned that such a depraved individual knew of her.

~

Izuku was glad for his lessons in situational awareness. He knew the instant the street was a little too empty. Supernaturally so.

Well, it could be a quirk, but he had a feeling otherwise. He was expecting this encounter since he’d left his message yesterday. Still he barely got the shield now forming around his arm up before a pair of oversized shears nearly got his back.

~

“Oi, Yukino, is this the best your spawn can do?” The door to the Midoriya home burst open and Izuku came flying through, landing on the couch. “He didn’t even take off any of my limbs!”

“Not everyone counts skill in dismemberment, you rotted old tree.” Vivi snapped back. “Zuku actually has this thing called a conscience and doesn’t try to kill people within minutes of knowing them.”

“You mean he’s soft. Softer than you, and you were a hell of a lot softer than Mushi. At this rate it’ll only take another generation or two for your line to be as threatening as a dandelion.” “You want to try me?” Vivi eyes glowed brightly in her skull as she locked gazes with the intruder.

“Any time, any where,” The two glared at each other for a moment, before breaking into girlish giggles and hugging each other. “Damn I’ve missed you, Vivi.”

“You too Shiromori,” Vivi squeezed her stepsister tightly.

Mystery let out a sigh of relief. He knew they did this every time they were apart for a long period, but every time he was afraid it would be like the first time his children (born and adopted) had met.

“It’s nice to meet you, Auntie. But I would appreciate it if you didn’t throw my son around the house.” Inko said politely but firmly.

Shiromori inclined her head in a tacit apology. “So what’s the occasion? Last I remember you guys had yourselves sealed away only to be awoken in the family needed you, next I get a vague message that ‘Vivi’s brat says Hi’, so what gives?” “Our family needed our help and we were called.” Arthur said simply. He knew the hatched had been buried, but the image of Shiromori on the windshield of his van stabbing her way inside was a lasting one.

“We got Zuku-chan into UA, and we’ll continue helping him,” Lewis supplied.

Shiromori blinked. “That was the big family emergency? Getting him into his top choice of school?”

“It wasn’t exactly the school,” Izuku started to nervously fidget. “I’m kind of quirkless and just about everyone I ever met thought my dream was worthless and that I was worthless and I was starting to believe it, so my grandparents have been teaching me magic and how to Batman and building up my confidence and-”

“You were bullied.” Shiromori stated bluntly. “You were abused.” Her words were heavy, but she wasn’t looking at Izuku. Instead she was focusing on Mystery. “Tou-san, where were you when this was happening?”

“I…” Words seemed to catch in Mystery’s throat. “I wasn’t around. You don’t understand how hard it is-”

“It’s hard. So you did what you always did. You left.” There was nothing fake about the anger in Shiromori’s voice now. “You left the children entrusted in your care, just like you always-”

“Shiro, calm down.” Vivi floated up slightly so she could lay a hand on her shoulder. “Mystery seriously screwed up with you, I won’t argue that. But this isn’t the same. For one thing, he left a way to contact him if help was needed and the moment Inko-chan asked he did come, and woke us up to boot. And he wasn’t around for the same reason we weren’t. We knew we’d watch all of our family die, even our children and grandchildren, that’s why we decided to be sealed.”

“Fumiyo will pass one day,” Mystery said despondently. “She is mortal and will go the way of them. So will Shiozaki And when that happens, it will hurt like nothing you’ve ever experienced.”

Shiromori looked away, but Vivi perked up. “Fumiyo? Shiozaki?”

“My brat of a daughter and her kid.” Shiromori was still shaken, but smiled. “Shio-chan’s in your kid’s year, though not his class.” Vivi squeed. “Tell me everything!”

~

“Mother,” Ibara greeted stiffly as Shiromori returned. 

Shiromori rolled her eyes.  She had been such a cute kid when she was little. But at some point she’d decided inheriting Youkai powers rather than a ‘proper’ quirk was shameful. She’d blamed her mother for it, and the relationship between them had never really recovered.

For her late husband she’d happily created a mortal guise, thickened her bark into lines making her look older along with him. She’d even kept it up after he’d passed. Today had been the first time she’d dropped it for testing Vivi’s brat and it had been surprisingly hard to put back up.

Much like her daughter, she’d forgotten it was alright to be herself.

“Brat.” She answered fondly.

Fumiyo frowned and her husband and daughter looked up in surprise. “Mother, please.”

“Fumiyo, I have spent the past few decades doing the best I can to meet your standards of propriety. It took reconnecting with my step sister to remember what it felt like being myself and I’m not willing to let it go again. I am not kind. I am not polite. I would gladly kill my way through every hero and villain to protect you and Shio-chan.” She gave her son in law an appraising look. “You’ve cared for both of them, but haven’t stopped Fumiyo even when you knew she was wrong, so I’d kill heroes or villains for you but not both.”

As Shiromori went to her room she knew her daughter was cursing her name and grinned. She’d missed stirring the pot.

[bokunoheroanalysisforthefuture]

Alright, so this is a bit later than I intended, but real life is a pain sometimes. And for those who missed the last post, that’s mostly on me for posting it at midnight, so you might want to go back and check for that - it covers the whole convo between Toshinori and Izuku on the rooftop!

But yeah, this is the final stretch, all the rest of chapter 1, so let’s hop right into it because it’s gonna be a ride.

[No. 1 - Midoriya Izuku: Origin]

Lookit that firebreath (I know it’s not shh). Also, again with the weird lack of crowds / people around in what should have at least a few stragglers. I get that drawing crowds / background masses is annoying, but in a wideview scene like this it’s unnerving. Japan is a high-population-density country, so… uh...

Izuku stares forlornly at his notebook, thinking about all the things people have told him over the past half chapter I mean day about being realistic and thinking seriously about his future. Izuku turns the book so the title faces away from him and starts tearing up, rubbing them away while he chastises himself for crying when he already knew he was being unrealistic, and that his knowing was what had driven him so hard to not see reality.

Overhead sign: 田 (den/ta) 等 (tou) 院 (in) 商店 (shouten) [business] 街 (machi) [boulevard, street]

Store sign: (コ)ネストアー (konesutoaa) [cornerstore]

Well, there’s the crowds, though still not able to account for all that empty street. We also see that Izuku has managed to wander his way to another hero fight despite not even really paying attention, and even though he tells himself he’s going to make himself feel bad for watching, he still heads over to join the crowds. 

He snaps out of his funk when he sees the villain, asking himself how they got away, then realizes he must have made All Might drop it, which means it’s his fault (which kid, honestly, considering he just left those bottles in open flap pockets instead of holding them firmly in his hands, you are not the one to blame.) Also, he utters the ‘this is my fault’ out loud, but the people in front of him obviously don’t hear, distracted as they are with the reason the heroes are just standing around - which is the middle schooler the villain has.

Izuku has a brief flashback to when he was being violated by the villain, and is horrified that someone else is going through the same pain. We get a brief panover of the crowd:

Izuku and Toshinori are like, only fifteen feet apart here, and have the same reaction to the crowd’s commentary. Incredible. We zoom back in to Izuku, who is blaming himself for All Might not being able to do anything. He mentally echoes the same words as the heroes, that someone with the right quirk needs to show up to help catch the guy. He internally tells the captured person to hang in and apologies, saying someone will save him soon.

God I love this spread. This is everything about Izuku right here. You can actually see where Izuku shoved himself through the crowd in order to sprint forward, and you can also see the genuine fear in Katsuki’s eyes in that moment where he and Izuku locked gazes. Also I checked, he sprinted right past three pro heroes, with none of them reacting in time. Incredible.

Toshinori and said heroes all freak out, and Izuku’s panicking right along with them but is still rushing forward despite that. Death Arms and the bird-helmet hero both yell at Izuku to get back, but don’t actually go after him. The sludge villain and Katsuki both react as well, recognizing Izuku.

Izuku’s notebook hits the ground spine first, and we flash over to Izuku wondering what the hell he’s doing. The sludge villain moves to try and hit Izuku when he gets close enough, while Izuku pulls off his backpack and continues to panic-think over what to do… with the book just so happening to open to the page he ends up thinking about, on Kamui Wood’s signature attack from the beginning of the chapter. 

He throws his backpack right at the sludge, all the stuff in it flying out as extra ammunition for the villain’s face to dodge, and while distracted, Izuku ducks underneath the strike and calls for Kacchan. Fortunately, the sludge has been forced to pull away from Katsuki’s mouth, allowing him to take a breath before demanding “You? Why?!” 

Remember this for (checks watch) 284 chapters from now. Also fuck, I just realized, remember this?

'a pro should always be ready to risk his life'

'the reason I smile is to stave off the overwhelming pressure and fear I feel'

'a symbol of peace who saves people with a smile must never be daunted by evil'

Izuku took those words to heart as well, and is already reflecting them only moments after his dreams were crushed. And you can tell in the next panel that Toshinori heard those words and was slammed right to the core because of it, because he knows that kind of drive, that sort of spirit.

We see the villain going back to suffocating Katsuki, while telling Izuku to stop it. Toshinori calls himself pathetic again while powering up, and the villain tells Izuku to stop getting in his way, that it’s only a bit longer, and moves to smash Izuku out of the way. Inside the sludge, we can see Katsuki close to passing out. The other heroes finally dash forward to try to get him out of there in time, only for someone else to latch onto the arms of both kids instead.

That someone, of course, being All Might, still steaming from going into his hero form. He tells Izuku that he (All Might) should ‘practice what he preaches’ and reiterates that a pro should always be ready to risk his life (while blood seeps from his teeth). 

I’m blown away by Horikoshi’s art in this, and this is where he started. God, just thinking of current manga events and the art there… this man needs to be stopped, he’s too powerful, I am going to cry doing comparisons and I don’t even have a clue about any fancy art terminology or the like, all I can do is stand back and be awed.

Izuku has had a rough day.

And here we see the force of the blow, which somehow didn’t blow away the crowds or damage the windows of all the buildings of the surrounding blocks. Jesus fucking christ. And then the remnants of the blow head upward, causing it to start raining because of the rising air current from that one punch. 

How was all that shit not blown away????? A mystery to everyone. Also, Katsuki and Izuku are both passed out on the ground while the crowd and media go fucking wild over what All Might just did. All Might turns to keep an eye on the two while also wobbling slightly, the pressure of holding this form past his limits.

After that, we go back to narration from Izuku, talking and showing the cleanup efforts and the villain in two garbage bags (as he deserves). The heroes chastise Izuku for putting himself in danger (I want to note that this has nothing to do with his quirklessness as far as the scene portrays), while Katsuki gets praised for being tough and having a good quirk, and gets an offer to sidekick. Katsuki isn’t listening or just plain doesn’t care, too busy glaring… or not really? At Izuku.

We get a short scenery panel, I guess to suggest the passage of time, and then we see Izuku putting his backpack back on, thinking moodily about wanting to apologize to All Might but not being able to, so he’s planning on leaving a message on the hero’s website. Katsuki calls Izuku out, and takes a shaky moment before snapping at him, saying he didn’t need Izuku to save him, that he could have handled it himself, that he doesn’t want a quirkless kid’s pity, and that he’s not gonna get won over just with this and to stop mocking him. He then spins on his heels and stomps off with a last ‘stupid nerd’, while Izuku thinks Katuski’s a tough guy. He still agrees with Katsuki, though - he didn’t do anything, he didn’t change anything, but he’s still happy, and now he can focus on a realistic future.

And then All Might zooms into view, scaring the hell out of Izuku. Izuku asks why he’s there when he was surrounded by reporters, and All Might says it wasn’t hard to shake them off, considering who he is- before he hacks up blood and deflates into Toshinori. Toshinori continues on more calmly, saying he’s there to thank Izuku and revise his earlier statement, as well as offer a proposal. 

He starts off on how, without Izuku’s story, he would have been nothing but ‘fake muscles and insincerity’, and thanks Izuku. (Izuku quietly muttering ‘fake muscles?’ here makes me cackle, because honestly, same.) Izuku tries to refute it, saying it was his fault from the beginning, getting in All Might’s way and daring to ask if he could be a hero despite his quirklessness- only for Toshinori to cut in and say that that was exactly it - out of everyone there, it was only the timid, quirkless kid who acted, and in so spurred him to action.

He goes on to talk about how the top heroes show signs of greatness as children, how many of them claim that their bodies moved before they could think. Izuku is shaking and clutching at his heart, hunching over and tearing up as he recalls his mother’s words, her apology to him. Toshinori continues, asking if that was what happened to Izuku, who replies with a yes while crying. He thinks about what he’d wanted his mom to say back then, and so we cut to the end of the chapter:

God, what a fucking great first chapter. I can’t think of another series I’ve read that hooks me in so well right from the start like this. 

Also wait, holy shit, the anime LIED to us.

‘The story of how I became a great hero’, not ‘how I became the greatest hero’. There’s a massive distinction in there between the two, and Izuku’s character leans WAY more towards the manga phrasing over the anime phasing. He’d never consider himself the greatest, those would always go to All Might and likely Katsuki first, and then probably his other classmates and friends as well. He’d be happy to be among the greats, but he’d never consider himself on top of them all. 

...huh, that’s the end, besides the one character panel that I’m gonna throw in a separate post. I fucking love this project so much, and I really wanna see what else the manga has to offer that the anime has lied to me about. This section went by a bit faster than expected, but I suppose that’s what comes from almost all of it being action, so. Thanks for sticking around so far, and let’s see what’s to come in chapter 2 together! :D