#can't make this shit up

[tr1ppykay]

i still can't get over the fact that i made a post saying "MRAs have identified real issues men face but are reactionary and blame them on feminism and women instead of the patriarchal standards of masculinity" and then a bunch of actual for real MRAs showed up and went "nuh-uh! that's not what we think! what we actually believe is that we face problems because women and feminists are oppressing us and the patriarchy doesn't exist"

[holyblanchett]

I stg AAA stan Twitter is the funniest place in the world.

[tetrapaec]

I dreamt I was lying in bed with 2014 Dan Howell who had just gotten a text from Phil saying they should break up because Dan had been avoiding him for 7 months. Dan was crying next to me but he never said a word. Then when I looked around the room there were pink panties on the floor, he had been cheating on Phil with a girl to feel less gay.

I woke up sobbing.

I stood up to pee and my baby belly dropped.

Passive labour started because of Phan break up dream...

[sixdegreesofbali]

Lando saying 'Simply lovely'??

Omg did I not in my post about Mclaren copying Max just this morning say something like 'before you know it they'll start using simply lovely as a catch phrase?'

The whole Mclaren team wants to be Max Verstappen so bad!😭😭😭

[saxandviolins77]

The Constructicons to me

[fulminare-aeternus]

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[rowanwithaz]

Brining back daily reminders!

Daily Reminder:

Shiggy calls Izuku out on his love for Katsuki.

[trexalicious]

A legend in her own mind...🤣

[taamlok]

someone unironically "so much for the tolerant left"ed me because i said it's annoying to watch people act like the ultimate form of oppression is not liking taash lmaoooo

[h3rania]

Social life currently at 0 friends. Swag at 100 tho.

[slyandthefamilybook]

tumblr user blackseptember72 wants you to know that Jews are perfectly safe outside of Israel

[badbreed1111]

Pmsl...😅🤣👇🏾

[proffbon]

What's up with all the otherworldly beings trying to get a piece of me today?

The power of Eilistraee compels you, sluts, begone!

[deanwasalwaysbi]

Executive dysfunction this, inconclusive assessment that, if you don't want to diagnose me for ADHD why do I always shave one armpit then try to get out of the shower without shaving the other one?

[puttingherinhistory]

This was a comment in response to talking about adult men in their 30's and beyond hitting on and trying to sleep with 17 year old girls

[fulminare-aeternus]

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