#canon urls

[yourfavouritetragedy]

...maybe I SHOULD send an email to Jack Manifold warning him off trying to get his URL here... Though it looks like some of his are inactive side blogs, but maybe it'd be worth it to send him the impersonater... Bc ngl as a Jack fan (the only one in the world), if he's not as funny as the impersonater, his reputation among the people of this site including myself is going to PLUMMET.

[havanas]

url uft

[mapofseven]

u/ft

send offers owo

[noghostguys]

i luv ztealin whatz left of the good canon urlz like ehehe theze r mine :o3 n im holding on2 them like

[revvethasmythh]

it's so funny to me that caleb and veth really did just trade off the job of intensely pining for the other at like the halfway point of the campaign. like, imo, nott in the early days did not behave in any real romantic or even romance-adjacent ways toward him--I imagine it would be very hard to even think in that way when you hate what you look like so much, have such low self-esteem, and are actively lying about your entire past, including a secret husband. caleb, on the other hand, is kind of diving directly back into the sort of relationship he had with astrid and eadwulf. very close, very intimate, we-huddled-for-warmth-together-and-oops-it-led-to-something-else sort of thing. he is the one who expresses that he's fine with it if people think he and nott are romantically together when they're talking to keg. nott is the one who pushes back on that. he calls her his life partner. unknowingly, he compares his feelings for nott to nott's feelings for yeza. his behavior only really starts to change after he finds out about veth's husband because suddenly all of that other stuff is rendered inappropriate in retrospect. but even then he compliments her to yeza over dinner in the most awkward of ways, he admits to being jealous, he calls yeza "a lucky man" to have her, he stares at veth and yeza closed bedroom door for far too long, he creates an entire arcane tower with room for her family just so she'll stay with him. in general, his behavior is not, um, totally and completely platonic about it, you know?

like, veth's feelings for caleb are canonical and therefore indisputable in their existence, but caleb in the early days was not that dissimilar to how veth was acting near the end of the campaign. it really paints a picture of "right person, wrong time" in the way things just didn't line up for them. or, as veth would say: "in another world, maybe"

[friendlyengie]

So you know how shows do like “counterpart” groups where the protags meet themselves but the opposite gender or whatever so it’s like a gender swap. But still individual characters? This is what im getting at here.

Team woman 2 who all have some sort of relation to their canon counterparts (mostly. Also pyro (dog edition.)) Sorry these are so messy but i want to put them. Into the world

[jeansyvesmoreau]

ketterdam-snack-bar -> sweeterthanfictiontaylorsversion

gonna be annoying and tag mutuals under the cut so you know who I am:

@thatdelusionalnerd @mayangelsleadyouin @daenerys-targaryen @foreverwintertv @1989tv @slut-taylors-version @dearreader @kurumiimaris @faeruine @aro-manita-muscaria @thediaryofalover @imthatweirdratinthecorner @1989bf @mrperfectlyfinetv @stood-onthecliffside @iknowitwontwork @chasing-that-feeling @morozovamaximoff @swiftie-as-a-coursing-river @firebrand-witch @butyoupaintedmegolden @tolerateit @speaknowtv @isitovernows @faggot-friday @orangejuicepdf @doyouknowwhoyouare13 @what-ho-christopher-put-in @evermqres @everycornerofthishouseishaunted @sparklezfallsinlovewithbooks @dam-bluecookies @unreal-unearths @swift-of-corvids @thorns-for-the-sake-of-flowers @its-tortle

[rexscanonwife]

They're like a Renaissance painting to me 🥺💖🥺

[trustinisms]

the celebrity manhunt noco bus cuddle was a cover up for the secreter gayer trustin red carpet cuddle. im so sick. hes laying on his lap

[mobius-m-mobius]

anon requested Owen Wilson + kisses 😘

[transmascmion]

Transmasc Mion moments: when you always have to match your twin sister…

[pebbitz]

tome kurata pov

[tayloralison]

whenever someone calls taylor taylor allison swift i'm like no. it's taylor alison swift. one l not two. post brought to you by user tayloralison

[fuckmatpat]

damn bro, now that matpat's leaving, what's the blog gonna be called now? /j

YOURE SO RIGHT . FUCK

[riddlerosehearts]

thinking about floyd and riddle spending their first halloween as a couple together... i think floyd absolutely loves how varied and lively all of the different halloween traditions he's learned about since coming to live on land are, and he wants to try out as many of them as he can each year. so when riddle tells him that his mother always made him stay in his room studying on halloween, and that the only halloween activities he's ever done were those that NRC students were required to participate in, floyd decides that the two of them are just going to have to spend the day doing everything they possibly can. riddle tries to say he's far too busy for such things, but floyd will not let it go and honestly riddle is only half-heartedly protesting anyway because he secretly did always dream of doing the things that other kids got to do on halloween, and maybe it wouldn't be such a big deal to take one day off and spend time with his boyfriend.

so, riddle never got to make jack-o-lanterns? floyd decides to "borrow" about half a dozen of the pumpkins jade and azul had bought for mostro lounge and takes them to riddle's dorm room. riddle is terrible at trying to carve them at first and floyd can't help but laugh at him a little, but since he knows it's not riddle's fault he's never gotten to do this before, he says he'll show him how to do it. unfortunately floyd isn't nearly as good as he thinks he is on account of having lived in the ocean for almost his whole life and now riddle gets to laugh right back at him. they probably both get the hang of it right as they're down to their last two pumpkins.

riddle never got to go trick-or-treating with his childhood friends? floyd texts trey and convinces him to get in touch with chenya as well so that they can all go together. when they approach the first house, in the costumes they had prepared for each of their school's halloween events, riddle starts to get nervous and asks if they aren't all a little too old to be doing this. floyd shoves several huge handfuls of candy from that person's bowl into his and riddle's pumpkin-shaped buckets and tells him it's not like there's any rule that says they can't, and besides, riddle is such a cute little goldfish that he practically looks like a kid in his costume anyway! chenya stifles a laugh while trey has to stop riddle from committing murder that night.

riddle's never gone to a haunted house before? floyd and chenya both think it would be hilarious to make him go to one, so they do. riddle absolutely hates it, but it honestly does make him happy to see everyone else enjoying it--even if floyd and chenya both keep trying to egg him and trey on and get them to go down creepy corridors and check around corners by themselves, and even if floyd keeps running off to different parts of the haunted house and then coming back and hugging or even lifting riddle from behind knowing full well that he'll get freaked out by it.

riddle never got to play the apple bobbing game that's traditional in the queendom of roses? turns out there's a place right by the haunted house where they can go to do it! predictably, floyd is great at it while riddle ends up drenched without getting any apples, but just giving it a try is more fun than riddle expected.

riddle's never gotten to make candy apples before? luckily, trey knows an amazing recipe as well as what combinations of toppings work the best, and he's willing to teach them both! riddle gets very confused at imprecise directions such as being told to use "a few" drops of food coloring on the syrup or to drizzle "a little" white chocolate over it, and keeps asking trey exactly how much he should use. floyd thinks this is adorable. he also thinks it's adorable when riddle tries to scold him for ignoring half of trey's directions and just doing whatever he thinks sounds good.

riddle's never done a horror movie marathon before, or even seen any halloween movies in general? floyd insists that they marathon at least 3 movies together. after the experiences he had at the haunted house, riddle doesn't think he'll enjoy horror movies, but he tries to keep his cool throughout the first one anyway... which does not work out, because he really can't handle jumpscares or excessive gore. during the first movie they watch, floyd (who loves slasher films so much that he laughs and cheers every time the monster gets a kill) is happy to let his goldfishie cuddle up to him and grip onto his arm to keep himself from knocking the popcorn bowl onto the floor, but you know that once it's over riddle is getting teased relentlessly about how scared he was. floyd decides to be nice and put on something tamer for their next two movies, and riddle actually ends up really enjoying coraline and especially beetlejuice.

by the end of the night riddle realizes that they've stayed up way too late at night and a small part of him wants to scold floyd for keeping him up so late, insisting on having him do all of these silly activities and eat all of these terribly unhealthy snacks. another part of him wishes he could scold his mother for keeping him from doing any of these things as a kid, with his friends and the other kids in his hometown, the way you're supposed to do it... and another part of him still is just incredibly happy and grateful to floyd for finally giving him the chance.