#cantmakethisup

[curryvillain]

MXSSIVH Takes Off In His "Spaceship"

We all have dreams. Some of us have lofty ones, others have simple ones. In the end, we just want to be in a situation better than our current one. Recording Artist/Producer MXSSIVH shares his visions with the release of, “Spaceship“. Directed by Demario Hinds, MXSSIVH takes off in his “Spaceship” while having ambitions of success, power, and luxury. Whether he’s counting on his skulls to put him…

[mymetric360]

🤔What is the most unbelievable thing that's ever happened to you? #Storytime #CantMakeThisUp #Unbelievabl...

[authorhblack-blog]

I know this sounds like the plot line for a book, but I just can't make this stuff up. As an avid reader, I often visualize the scenes in books, as well as headlines that I read in the news. The other day I ran across an article that the title made me go WHAT? How is that possible? My imaginative brain kicked in, trying to figure out how the heck this particular thing could happen during the events of a game. So of course I discuss it with the husband and the roommate. To which the roommate says "I ban you from the internet." What article would spark such a banning, you wonder? Well, the article was about a football/soccer player that is being investigated for sticking his finger(s) up another player's anus during a match. And to top things off, it's not a major league player, it's a minor league. The FA is investigating the particular event by taking evidence from the players involved as well as the fans at the game. My overactive brain just can't figure out the mechanics of the offense, let alone exactly what 'evidence' they are hoping to find. #cantmakethisup #shouldmakeaplotofabook #authorsoftumblr #authorslife #writerslife #writersoftumblr #writer #author #indieauthors #toofunnynottoshare

[chexawe]

Reposted from @shango_marley #mudarosto #inverted #flowers #shakira #mileycyrus #theytoldyou #edutok #fypシ #diedsuddenlydocumentary #billgates #healthcare #healthtok #medicaltiktok #wow #fypシ #viral #viralvideo #listen #wakethefuckup #shangomarley #foryou #message #cantmakethisup #billmaher

[marjoriemsw]

Called in a welfare check. Currently being stalked by the subject of said welfare check. No good deed...

[shanon9000]

#idiot #quarantine #weredoomed #epic #humor #cantmakethisup #hilarious https://www.instagram.com/p/B_nTwBzh9C1/?igshid=1pzg4dpeqliuw

[chesmah13]

#funnyaf #funnystuff #funnymemes #funny #funnyjokes #truestory #cantmakethisup #lol #lolmemes #loljokes #instafunny #instalol #instamemes #instagood #Chesmah13 (at North Waco, Waco) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-IOtiPDfr1/?igshid=b3qg4w9wa3ss

[kakashigirl14]

Just gonna leave this receipt from my work right here....

[messsybutkind]

in the middle of a cliche face mask/movie night/pajama cookie party, my friend goes

hey guys? if you ever see me with a hair on my mole.... kill me. just kill me.

[jessica-lucci]

This is the glamorous real life of an indie author. #budgies #reallife #crazybirdlady #indieauthor #cantmakethisup #humanbirdfeeder #amwriting #weird https://www.instagram.com/p/B8UQMhTAbW9/?igshid=1d9cbiisjgftf

[papaljx]

https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Florida-Man-Punches-Elderly-Person-After-Being-Told-to-Stop-Masturbating--565481921.html 'Nuff said #floridaman #wtf #cantmakethisup https://www.instagram.com/p/B5YHzhXJHbA/?igshid=azjidcc2rncg

[tek9eleven]

#dog #humor #shihtzu #lol #cantmakethisup (at Owl Creek Veterinary Hospital) https://www.instagram.com/tek9eleven/p/BwkSyRInSr-/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=86q8oi0hbq9e

[dmacthedon]

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When Peter Cotton Tail comes to save the day! Happy Easter! #HappyEaster #Easter #Rabbit #Bunny #BunnyRabbit #🐰 #🥕 #Orlando #Downtown #🥊 #💪🏾 #CantMakeThisUp #OnSite #PeterCottonTail #BunnyDontPlay VideoCred: @workfth #CameraReady #🎥 (at Downtown Orlando) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwjhj8nBChxqMCQyTMTZBnnZ3VqzxR0J6_RTIU0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1uay6k2b4cvxz

[marjoriemsw]

When your patient tells you they put all of the food and toilet paper in the house on the front lawn because it was a sacrifice to God so the Jews wouldn’t kill them..

[heatherjpp13]

Nothing to see here 🙄 But let’s divulge every salacious detail of two toxic celebrities’ trial. 👍 The circus moves on, I guess. 🎪 #makeitmakesense #cantmakethisup #truthseeker #truthseekers #pulpfictionedit https://www.instagram.com/p/Cfca6c4ApO6/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[mautdesigns]

Full moon eclipse complete. Locking ourselves in the house now because my neighbor is vacuuming his walkway & sidewalk. #mautdesigns #moon #eclipse #drama #crazyneighbors #cantmakethisup https://www.instagram.com/p/CdmwQfMMVAc/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=