#capri brainrot

[monorosado]

a dear friend of mine has greek ancestry so today she invited us to a celebration where there were lots of typical greek dances and i loved it, of course, the music is amazing and the dances are so fun, but also, since im not well mentally i couldnt help but think about modern day au damen the whole time

[quelmdn]

more capri quick doodles~

[xnervouscircus]

laurent worked so fuckign hard for half his life to avenge his brother and win the chess match against his uncle and regain his throne and then gave literally everything up—even his own liFE—because he fell so fucking hard in love with damianos i’m gonna go bury myself in the earth and let maggots eat my brain

[goldencuffs]

need you to know that i havent read any captive prince fic in YEARS. after you updated itaoak i started rereading all my old faves and finding new ones. i'm back in now, let's go lamen brainrot round 2!

oh my god this is literally the most amazing thing to hear!!!!!! 🥹❤️

drop some recs for me!!!!

also genuinely feel like lamen is never going to leave my brain you guys….. i’m not kidding they cross my mind every day. why did i watch the princess protection program the other day and think hmmm this would be a good lamen au. what possessed me to think that

[lonelyhumanoid]

IT IS OFFICIALLY OCTOBER AND I NEED VAMPIRE BRAINROT FUEL PLEASE TUMBLR GIVE IT TO ME I CAN ONLY GO SO LONG WITHOUT THE FANGIES AAAAAAHHHHHH

[altruistic-meme]

i hadnt realized the yr grip on you when i asked my aftg question cause of my music choices akxhakxhsk

dskhshdffdjv im curious the music choices now :')

the yr sleeper agent has briefly activated but it's being held in check still. for now. come march it'll all be over though

[vulpeskei]

I’d love to see Damen in Veretian clothing as much as the next person but unfortunately I think he’d rather kill himself than let it happen. I think to get that on him youd have to restrain him like a feral cat at the vet. 

[takemetodragonstone]

Stannis and Davos (asoiaf) are actually so Laurent and Damen (captive prince) coded.

Stannis and Laurent are severe, present themselves without ostentation in stark contrast to those around them, both drink only water and shun wine, neither have the love of their courts, both are their older brother’s rightful heir but have their throne usurped by family members, both come across cold and analytical, neither is known for his mercy, and both have a strong sense of justice.

Stannis and Laurent both rely on the honest council of Davos and Damen respectively, despite Davos and Damen being of low repute within their respective societies (ignoring the fact that Damen is really a prince of another land, in Vere he is a slave, while Davos was a smuggler).

Davos and Damen both have strong principles and morals, and are both loyal to the core. Davos and Damen were each maimed by Stannis and Laurent respectively, Stannis cutting off Davos’s fingers and Laurent having Damen whipped, yet both grow to put their faith in the man who maimed him.

This is just off the top of my head, there might be even more I’m not thinking of right now. Also I have no conclusion to draw about this, it’s just an observation.

[keephiminthebox]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Captive Prince - C. S. Pacat Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Damen/Laurent (Captive Prince) Characters: Laurent (Captive Prince), Damen (Captive Prince) Additional Tags: Explicit Sexual Content, Oral Sex, Praise Kink, Canon Compliant, Established Relationship, Damen is so in love Summary:

Laurent says, “Then show me how much you’ve missed me.”

[smallandalmosthonest]

i cannot believe that poll made me choose between gideon nav and damianos captiveprince

they’re both devoted jocks in love with their nefarious genius little rat worst enemies they’re both desperate to be useful and long to be needed they’re both hilarious and hopelessly romantic they both canonically lust after a big tiddie blonde royal girl and they’re both the loves of my life

[lostinthedirewoods]

Alrur Toggath, the Oathbreaker Knight, who sold her wretched soul to the Failed God

A banished Bhaal-spawn finds a way to satisfy the Urge by taking an Oath. She served an exiled princess of a faraway land, aiding her journey to reclaim the city and make those who wronged her pay the price. Together they left a bloody trail leading from the haunted woods to the city hall.

They succeeded and the Princess became a Queen , the loyal warrior became her Royal Knight. Their fleeting romance was cast aside until the land settled. The war has ended so the bloodthirsty Paladin became restless. Sleepwalking, nightmares, and bloodied hallucinations plagued her every day, but the enemies are no more, she has fulfilled her oath.

Until one day she wakes up from an unusually peaceful sleep, instead of usual dark sheets she finds white gold luxury ones stained with blood, and cooling skin beneath her hands. Her vision blurs a bloody haze, as if a red curtain is dropped, the coldness on her hands run straight at the heart, gripping it in an vice-like hold. Overwhelmed, she fled, back to the shadowed wood they escaped from just years ago, its darkness feels like a warm embrace from an old friend.

The Oathbreaker Paladin consumed by grief and rage, cursed her own Bhaal blood to the dark woods, it caught the ears of the strange blood-red boulder. She begs to be free of living nightmares, to not see the cold body of her lost love behind closed eyes. They answered, her memories taken away, in exchange for an eternity of service.

[monorosado]

thinking really hard rn... having important thoughts about damen and laurent....

[iveneverseenthesebowlsbefore]

My Captive Prince song still getting attention on here after 8 years is something that can be so personal

[capriclonus]

Hello! I'm Capriclonus (or Cap/Capri, as most people call me). I'm 26, go by she/he/they pronouns, and I'm from England. Engaged to a wonderful lady. Previously life-is-chasefield. I'll mostly reblog BG3 content (particularly Shadowheart and Lae'zel) but I do tend to reblog a lot of shitposts too.

Important tags: ask box, ao3 capriclonus, shadowheart, dark justiciar shadowheart, shadowzel, fic recs.

I'm an on-again-off-again writer who simply follows the whims of the brainrot. It's a noble purpose. I wrote a lot of chasefield back in the day. At the moment, I'm writing BG3. In reality, I'm writing Shadowheart. She is my only blorbo, I am in love with her, and she has me hooked heart and soul.

I have a few ongoing works and two complete ones:

Shadowzel:

Give It Up For DJ Shadowheart! Complete. Modern AU, very explicit and very fluffy. Fuck buddies to lovers dynamic. Lae'zel meets disk jockey Shadowheart at her friend Wyll's club. She's kind of given up on life, and certainly on love, but Shadowheart makes her question just who she is, and what she wants.

No Shadow Without Light. Ongoing. Medieval AU, currently M for depictions of violence and body horror, will be moving to E come a later chapter. Enemies to Lovers. Shadowzel is the damsel in distress, the princess in the castle. She longs to escape the walls she's stuck behind, but she can't ever escape her personal guard [dog] Lae'zel.

Shadowtav:

Just Enough to Hurt. Complete, but being updated with one-shots. Based post-game. Very explicit and a heavy dose of kink. Oath of Vengence Paladin Tav cannot resist the pull to see Dark Justiciar Shadowheart. She knows she should, and a part of her desperately wants to move on: to love and be loved. But she sees the light inside her dark mistress, and she cannot bring herself to leave. Lots of angst and smut. Designed around the idea that, although Shadowheart clearly does love Tav, she can never admit it.

Just Enough to Hurt: Oathbreaker. Ongoing. Explicit for smut, kink, and depictions of violence. Based after chapter 5 of JETH, this fic branches from JETH and asks - what would happen if Tav broke her Oath for DJ Shadowheart in a show of devotion and protection? And how far would each of them go, to prove their love for one another?

i want your love (and your pain). Ongoing, kind of on hiatus right now if I'm honest. Explicit for smut, kink, and depictions of violence. Shadowheart and Dark Urge!Tav desperately want to be better. This is the story of them finding redemption in each others arms. Based during the game to flesh out parts I think could have used a bit more love.

Thanks for reading and have a wonderful day! (I don't know how to close this ok I've not done one before)

[oobbbear]

Sits down next to you with two large Capri sun looking juice pouches

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So..... dca brainrot is back huh? Me too.

Me too

Kissable robots when

[waffletimeart]

SPLATOON OC ASKS ARE OPEN!

Because I have brainrot and am writing a big ol’ OC story, I’ve decided to open up asks for any of my characters! Below will be some rules for asks, and under the cut will be brief descriptions of all the characters available for questions, because I don’t expect anyone to remember all of them or go scrolling through all my posts to figure out who is who.

This will be updated if/when I create more OCs and their references are posted.

RULES:

* You can ask them any questions, give them things, dare them, and other stuff!

* Please specify if you are asking a certain character(s), so I don’t get confused on who to have answer. If I’m not sure who it’s meant for, it’ll likely go unanswered.

* The only things I won’t allow are NSFW questions. As a general rule, if you wouldn’t ask a person irl about this/to do this, don’t ask them. If it's really bad, you might end up blocked.

* If you have questions about my characters/story meant for me, you can ask those as well! Please just specify if it’s a question for me! Please note that questions for me will likely be answered before questions for characters, as I plan to draw characters' answers.

All asks take place after the story mode of Splatoon 3!

CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS (in order of left to right, top to bottom)

Katrina: red haired Inkling. Big of heart, dumb of ass. Loves fried food. Usually gets herself injured in stupid ways doing stupid things. Agent 4 of the New Squidbeak Splatoon. Older sister of Rook, and best friends with Neil, Lora, and Hydra. Queer platonic partner of Capri.

Neil: teal haired Inkling. Stoic and serious. Keeps Katrina in check (while arguing with her all the while). Always dragged into doing Katrina’s stupid ideas. Best friends with Katrina, Lora, and Hydra. Agent 5 of the New Squidbeak Splatoon.

Waffles: yellow and purple haired Inkling. A fun-loving and naive kid who probably shouldn’t be allowed to participate in Turf War but does so anyways. Will befriend you (threat). The younger brother of Pancakes, and friend of Hydra.

Lora: purple haired Octoling. Aspiring fashionista and the median for Neil and Katrina. Sweetest person you’ll ever meet, but also a bit harshly sisterly. Former Octarian army soldier turned spy and Agent 6 of the New Squidbeak Splatoon. Best friends with Katrina, Neil and Hydra.

Pancakes: yellow and purple haired Inkling. Seemingly untrusting and cold, but actually a big softie who just doesn’t really understand how to express his emotions. Giant tactician nerd who rigorously studies Turf War maps. Older brother of Waffles, and boyfriend of Hydra.

Capri: orange haired Inkling. Seemingly stoic and serious, but really they’re just tired. Secretly mischievous and silly. Probably watches whatever the Splatoon equivalent of TikTok is all day. Former Agent 3 and Captain of the New Squidbeak Splatoon. Queer platonic partner of Katrina. Friends with Neil, Lora, Hydra, and Harper.

Hydra: (he belongs to @austin-the-creechur, but as he’s very important to my character’s stories, he is available for questions!) cyan haired Octoling. Loud, extroverted, and confrontational, but has a heart of gold. Loyal friend and anarchist. Raised in the Splatlands. Has a Smallfry companion lovingly named “Little Buddy”. Agent 3.0 of the New Squidbeak Splatoon. Best friends with Katrina, Neil, and Lora. Friends with Waffles and Rudy. Romantic partner of Pancakes.

Egg: light orange haired cephalopod. A formerly fuzzified cephalopod, who was rescued by the New Squidbeak Splatoon and later cured. Shy and timid, but tries to be friendly and will probably do anything you ask without questioning it. Friends with Capri, Katrina, Neil, Lora, and Hydra.

Rook: red haired Inkling. Raised by the Salmonids before being reunited with her older sister Katrina, and now resides in Splatsville with her Smallfry friend, Puck. Local "I-lived-under-a-rock" who doesn’t understand inkfish culture. Takes everything too seriously, but is trying to be a little more lax, as per requested by her sister. Friends with Neil, Lora, and Hydra.

Kouser: light yellow haired Inkling. Lives in the desert of the Splatlands that surrounds Splatsville. Another person who doesn’t understand Splatsville culture. Runs on a “dog eat dog world” mentality, and regularly mugs people for food and money. Self conscious about their scar. Has history with Hydra.

Harper: blue haired Octoling. Sassy lil bitch with a talent for rap and music. Will do what she believes is right until the bitter end, and will fight for it too. Cares deeply for her friends and loves doing things with other people. Hates being alone. Throws herself into risky situations without thinking first. DJs for a job as DJ D33P-C. Has seen The Horrors. Agent 8 of the New Squidbeak Splatoon. Friends with Capri, Katrina, Lora, and Neil.

Rudy: teal and pink haired Octoling. Part of a motorbike gang. Sassy and rude to everyone, including her friends, but is only joking towards people she actually likes. Holds grudges like her life depends on it. Fiercely protective of her friends, and is not afraid to throw hands at anything. Friends with Hydra.

Chipper: orange haired Octoling. Runs a restaurant named Aloha Eats, which Katrina is a regular of. Uses various Salmonid ingredients in her food, collected by striking a deal with and working at Grizzco occasionally. Technically doesn’t have a license for it, but can provide ability-boosting food and beverages.