#celibacy gif

[aces-and-anime]

[DISCLAIMER: I know that this is actually a super nuanced topic and for example, it’s important to see queer sex in media but I needed to make the celibacy gif joke. You understand.]

[homura]

[stellarkpop]

[jkl-fff]

Okay, does anyone know the context of that one gif with the K-pop band (I assume) being interviewed and then the one stands up and starts posing while "CELIBACY" is superimposed over them? This one:

Every time I see it, I always wonder where it came from, and the question torments me.

[destiel-vs-anything]

Destiel vs celibacy

✨️ Congratulations Celibacy, you are the winner of this Poll! ✨️

[bogos-bint3d]

Putting them underwater

[go-to-the-mirror]

Happy Spice Up Your Life Saturday!!!!

[pro-philosopher]

#CELIBACY

[sadcena]

[circularsidewalks]

Mid personality disorder diagnosis, starting a job as a housekeeper, ordering books about euthanasia, cutting my bangs and selling my furniture on Facebook marketplace. It's transformative, in an old Greek philosopher moving to a cave to die kind of way.

[literallyneurodivergentandaminor]

average tumblr user friendship

[terrence-silver]

Can you please do Terry (or twig) losing his v card to beloved 💌

Okay, but lets make a little funnier and it's this era of Terry;

And him just flat out lying he's a virgin. He's lying. His justification and explanation for his lack of action is (and I'm making this up as I go along and so is he) that deliberate celibacy and sexual ascetism is good in preserving high levels of chi and chakra energy, that witholding from physical pleasures strenghtens the body's core and makes a person a better, more disciplined fighter due to surpressed aggression and he knows this for a fact, because after learning Tang Soo Do under his Master in Korea and returning from Vietnam, he's also travelled all over Asia and observed the Shaolin monks do it. Yes. Shaolin monks. He strived to emulate the best of the best since. Isn't every man's goal in life to be the next Bodhidharma incarnate?

Might even gift you with a book on the subject.

You know, for references and sources.

You could land yourself with a tome called The Private Lives Inside the Shǎolínsì.

It takes all the willpower in the world not to royally chortle at that one even as he says it. So, he's well into his thirties or even early fourties, it's the 80's, and yes, he's a virgin by choice. Of course, again, he's lying and making things up for the fun of it. Mainly to gage your reaction. See how you'll treat him for it. How you'll act. What you'll do. If you'll be surprised. Disappointed. What your opinions on the matter even are. If you'll even like him after that. If you'll believe him because the man isn't a fool and he's aware of what he looks like and the effect he tends to have on people. There's no particular gender or age limit to virgnity but he also knows he isn't the usual poster child for purity. Maybe it'll add to his mystique in your eyes. Maybe you'll try to dissuade him from maintaing such a strict standard of living and he can act all coy and hard to get about it. Maybe you'll admire him for it and he'll pretend to be humble. He doesn't know, but he wants to discover because it holds so many possibilities and it is also so damn amusing, this little social experiment, and lets admit; the man's very much a troll. Just the entertainment value of it turns him on, and there's always the chance of him roleplaying being despoiled and being on the recieveing end of it without you knowing it is all pretense. Of course he's not a virgin, though. Far from it. Which makes this whole thing even more schemey, sinister and juvenile. He's quite possibly ludicrousily experienced and has apetites to match for every vice under the sun and he's, pardon my language, bullshitting you, for lack of the better word, but does it so convincingly and sweetly one can never tell. Could even be a test he poses for himself; to see what type of misiformantion he can sell to people and get away with.

How well he can act certain things out.

Not to mention how much he wants to dangle himself in front of you like the forbidden fruit you can't have because of his, ahem, convictions and beliefs. Convictions and beliefs he doesn't even really have. Quite the contrary. The handomest man you've ever met also being sexually celibate? He wants you to explode with desire and frustration and him having the last laugh.

But, Terry Silver is definitely the type of man who would land himself in bed with you, after much back and forth and pretending celibacy goes hand in hand with his particular style of martial arts, and believably pretend not to know what to do once he gets to that very same bed. Worse (or better) yet. Doing something like this isn't nessecarily a sign of his distaste for a person. Could very much like you and still play a prank on you.

[touching-grass-is-not-enough]

WOWZA!!! This again! Tonight is THE night to be online ig

[madamemachikonew]

Naur, not me getting hit on by a charming and well dressed guy only for him to have dirty ass fingernails (not from doing a manual job, just plain old dirty). 😭

I stg every time I’m tempted to emerge from my celibacy cocoon I’m reminded why I chose it in the first place.

Why are men like this?

[q-soc-official]

[kuira-jpg]

celibacy is tea bc it's like ur winding urself up just to fully unleash on someone that's deserving 🤤❤️‍🔥

LET IT RIP face ass😂