#chainedhawk

[begitalarcos]

I was tagged by @jjfrommn name 5 things that make me happy

1. A cool breeze on a warn day

2. Little kitty meows when you greet your cat hello

3. warm clothes from the dryer

4. the sound of rain

5. baby smiles

I’m tagging @diaboliktheology @weirdlet @mrsdanieljackson @agent-mika-weston @chainedhawk @asamandra

[glassesandgreeneyes]

Surprise! (Closed RP theagentofshield/chainedhawk)

Bruce opened the door to the apartment and shut it behind him with a sigh.  He was tired, and very glad to be home.  Setting his bag down on the table next to the door, he walked into the living room... and froze where he stood.  Phil was sitting on the couch.  And so was Clint.  Clint's legs were draped over Phil's, and they both looked... very comfortable.  Bruce could only assume that his dom had brought Clint home to play with them.  He walked forward and cleared his throat.  "Um... sir?"

[govthookercoulson]

OOC: Momma bear's pissed.

Oh my god, Night Vale fandom.

YOU RACIST DICKBAGS.

YES YOU.

You seriously, SERIOUSLY went after KuroMun, a sweet sweet person (behind ChainedHawk, AgentsOfShield, DarklyStark, etc) because her mental image of Carlos from Night Vale isn't dark enough for your tastes?!

Guess who's the racist here?

YOU!

And I say this: you are simpletons.

I played D&D with a Carlos who was barely darker than I was. I've known Hispanic girls who could effectively cosplay as Wednesday Addams. Seriously, the human skin tone is a huge scale, and the Hispanic community has been granted with a generous slider bar. So why the hell are you INSISTING that Carlos have a certain skin tone!

Seriously. What if Carlos of Night Vale is multiracial?

WHAT THEN ASSHOLES.

You are hearing "Carlos" and making assumptions about skin color. Think about that. THINK HARD.

What, tumblr is all fucking lovey dovey but the minute someone suggests a casting in a lighter shade of pale than you approve of tumblr turns into a river of hate and fire?! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES.

And before you turn on me, realize: I'm jealous of anyone with darker skin than I. I have rosacea, adult acne and contact dermatitis to most soaps and detergents. I am literally a walking bundle of skin conditions. I am permanently medicated or my skin presents symptoms that resemble second degree sunburn.

You damn well bet I compliment anyone who has gorgeous skin no matter what the color! I've got a coworker who has the most gorgeous mocha latte skin and cinnamon freckles EVER.

[antivancoffeelover]

"Dean. We should do as the book of Joshua and the treaty of the Gibeonites." It takes Dean a minute to translate, and he bursts into laughter. "Did you just ask me to 69?" "Is that a no?" "Did I say no? Get in the fucking bedroom."

this is the best fucking thing

[ralkana]

22. And then there is tongue : And have a challenge - Eliot Spencer / Phil Coulson. (Maybe its for a mission? im totes happy with background C/C too :D)

[govthookercoulson]

chainedhawk started following you

Phil's seen a lot of broken down, burned up inside people in his life. This sad eyed kid takes it to a whole other level. Well, a young man, not a kid: he knows from Sitwell's folders that the new guy is 22, but he could probably pass for a slightly hard edged 17 or 18, no problem.

Either way, Sitwell's not usually the sort to recruit random ex-cons, so once the kid's reported in, he takes it upon himself to show up, walking quietly to lean in the doorway and observe for a few minutes before speaking.

"So. You're Sitwell's new field operative, correct?"

[glassesandgreeneyes]

Unexpected (Closed theagentofshield & chainedhawk, A/B/O Verse)

It was an evening after a regular work day.  Bruce was typing up some things on his laptop while Phil and Clint sat nearby on the couch, watching TV and chatting casually.  When Bruce's phone rang, he set the laptop down on the coffee table and answered it.  He stood and pulled the phone away from him, telling Phil and Clint, "It's my doctor.  Be right back."

He left the room and went to his office down the hall to talk.  It was only about a minute after he'd left that a devastated scream was heard in the living room, as in the office Bruce hung up his phone and dropped to the floor in sobbing hysterics.

[thegoldentrickster]

|| Crossed Again ||

"You've made a mockery of everything, Loki," was all the lie-smith heard before he was held down. Squirming, he could hear the other gods look over in confusion before he felt twine and a needle upon his lips. Getting up, he saw the other gods chuckle as he graced his stitched-shut mouth. The shock and pain overwhelmed him even as Odin pushed him back into the bifrost and he plummeted down to Midgard, water breaking his fall and consciousness, unknowing that he had hit land.

[tricksterofathousandfaces-blog]

[The Madness In The Fall]

What lands in the bowels of SHIELD's maze-like underground is demented and ugly from the fall. Though he grins wickedly at his own distorted reflection, there is still an old echo whispering through Loki that knows he should be shamed of his blackened and bloody teeth; that it's disgraceful the way his skin is yellowed by half-healed bruises that don't even begin to tell the tale of what he'd seen.

But he'd prayed to himself for power and now stood before it, the glowing and gently pulsing jewel of his false-father's treasure room being the only light to guide his way.

A relic he had been made and as one knew intimately the worth of shiny things for trade.

Never again. Or maybe.. Forever again. Whichever best fed his need to rebel, to break and destroy and wither and make all the worlds into nothing. There's no compunction within him about that manner of crude barter. If he can sell the use of his skin, his blood, his bones, then he will. Anything in the bloody name of Ragnarok. He has that power. Knows it now intimately, has seen it play in endless loops before his frozen eyes in that place where time was irrelevant and nonexistent. He is the end.

Power.

The word will never fail to capture his attention. He peered curiously over the old wiseman's shoulder and slipped himself into his mind, scouring out appropriate vernacular and pouring words into his mouth.

"Well I guess that's worth a look."

[antivancoffeelover]

"Cas, how in the /bloody/ hell do you put up with all these annoying ~emotions~ attached to the fantastic sex?" Balthazar huffed, dropping next to his brother, who was taking apart the Glock to clean it. "You accept them and then protect them." Cas said plainly, as if Balthazar was an idiot for asking. "Oh shut up, at least my Winchester doesn't scream like a girl during sex!" "BALTHAZAR!" He grinned as he heard Deans yell. "Gotta vamoose, Cassie, have fun with boy wonder." And he was gone.

[goosegoblin]

My problem is that I seem to have acquired a Cecil Baldwin muse, and he keeps punishing other people for thinking of eating anywhere other than Rico's Pizza, or the Arbys.

I see absolutely nothing wrong with this.

My driving instructor was like 'it can be helpful to narrate the route as you go!', so instead of doing that like a normal person, I now drive going

'Now, listeners, there's a roundabout coming up. As we all know, Jess is terrible at roundabouts, so everybody please pray in your bloodstone circle that she will take the third exit like she is supposed to- again, everyone, that's the third exit. One... two... well done, listeners! It looks like your prayers worked, as she's now on a length of straight road. Unless we encounter any random seismic activity, this part should be relatively simple, and so I give you: the weather.

*MENTALLY SINGS 'DRIVE'*'

...

...

never get in a car with me oh my god

xx

[kaijuerotica]

RKOB || Together

Loki kissed the back of Clint's hand, then released it. "You make yourself comfortable," he murmured, nodding to the couch. "I need to set some wards, but I won't be long."

[antivancoffeelover]

Am i bad person if all i can think of with the Hell Club idea is Lucifer owning it, and Sam is like his lapboy, and Dean is a bouncer, and Castiel is the bartender, and cue various cameos but all i really want is a super kinky sexy fluffy Hell AU idea whoops.

never because sam as lucifer’s kept boy is my everything