(Snape's funeral)
McGonagall: (just arrived, baffled) What is this?
Flitwick: ... I'm afraid Severus has... passed away, Minerva.
McGonagall: Passed away? *snorts* Nonsense.
(cups mouth) WHO'S BEEN IN PROFESSOR SNAPE'S STORE CUPBOARD AGAIN?
Snape: *sits bolt upright in coffin* WELL I WILL BE DAMNED IF IT ISN'T HARRY-FREAKING-POTTER
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Monkey MK: "There's something inside you, that you can't control. You know what you are, deep down. A beast, a monster—harbinger of chaos! This thing, that wants to hurt, that wants to destroy, that wants chaos! You're so terrified to let it out! But the truth is, you like it. It makes you feel strong. It's who you are!"
(5x04 The Storm Within)
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Nine: "No, I told you, I get out either way! But, I have had enough of control, enough of watching people put themselves in cages! Of...watching them push away the chaos, when the chaos is what makes them who they are!"
(5x09 Sacrifice)
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*sweats*
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I need to see the Bad Sanses in group therapy.
Like, let's not question how they'd get there, how long it would take, how likely it would be, and let's just say it's court mandated therapy. Because all four of Nightmare's henchmen need that shit.
You have Dust and Killer coming up with a whole elaborate plan to avoid therapy by putting on a show every time. They fabricate relationship drama between them. Killer at some point accuses Dust of cheating on him (they weren't dating) and Dust admits it was with Horror (Horror was pretending not to know them and it pissed him off).
As mentioned above, Horror is pretending not to know any of these fuckers. He's just snacking on the free candies that were in a bowl at the entrance and doing his best to dissociate through everything.
Cross is trying his best. He cane in equipped with a notepad and several pens just in case. Unfortunately for him, Dust and Killer are being far too disruptive and, by the second session, he has promoted himself to the role of de-escalator and is trying his best to separate him once they start hitting each other. Unfortunately for him, they rehearsed for that as well and they're annoyingly good at avoiding him.
He has called the therapist incompetent a few times by the third session and has made them cry at least once. He promised himself he'll feel bad for it once he has the time for it.
Also, Killer tried to stab the therapist a few times. He failed only because Cross and Horror intervened every time. Dust, despite not liking senseless violence and murder, seemed disappointed the therapist didn't get stabbed. He didn't try to do it himself, but he's very much not stopping this. Whatever has to happen will happen.
Now, the real question is: who would be insane enough to try and therapize these fuckers?
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PSA to the chonny jash fandom, PLEASE LEARN HOW TO DRAW CURLY HAIR THAT'S NOT CHONNY JASH THAT'S Johnny Cash
He has like 3B-3C type hair (shown below) and it puffs up when it's dry (I assume)
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By the way. We're all in agreement that John WAS shot when the compound got gunned down, right?
People could see him. People knew who he was. No way nobody shot him, no way all those bullets missed. He was high on adrenaline, and already juiced up enough that he regenerated his wounds as he was being shot.
Also, obviously, this is why the Houses don't use guns.
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Litterally, every single character in the Mario games is just a different type of cat.
Mario:
Luigi:
Princess Peach:
Toad:
Princess Daisy:
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