#chaospost

[chaoticsorceressztc]

Today I realized that if we had magic in the real world we would have to have 24/7 grave keepers or shifts and the like walking about the grounds to make sure no one animates the corpse of old Charles Von Eldritch. There'd have to be legal disputes over using someone's reanimated corpse in a movie and whether or not you were allowed to. Just because people would think "Hey! If I 'Employ' a corpse, I DON'T HAVE TO PAY SAID CORPSE!" Grave robbers would be on the rise, and they wouldn't just be robbing graves, half of them would probably be Necromancers trying to work on the black market. You'd have to worry about your dead cousin's corpse appearing on live TV years after their death! Just because some MORON said they had "Totally gotten the rights to do so" when they obviously hadn't.

Grave keepers would definitely need to be pretty powerful just to be able for them to be employed, not to mention how THOROUGH their background checks would have to be to make sure they weren't secretly a necromancer looking for a quick buck.

Now you may be thinking "If this hypothetical place has magic, why wouldn't you just revive everyone who dies through a revival spell or something?" Well not everybody wants to live forever, now do they? There's gonna be graves for the people who decided it was finally their time. Or maybe capitalism made it so being revived costs more than it's worth to be revived in the first place. Imagine being in debt for life after JUST coming BACK to life.

Basically, necromancy is a good reason for not wanting magic in the real world.

[cryptic-fxngs]

You call it indoor gardening, I call it keeping plants as pets.

[villainshit]

[tehriz]

They'd forgotten to turn the radiator up before falling asleep, so Athos woke to find that despite the size of the bed, they were piled atop each other and clinging as close as ever. "Think you forgot to turn up the heat on purpose," Porthos rumbled into his hair. Athos yawned so wide he cracked his jaw. "Slander." -- Athos relearning himself, as they all relearn each other.

GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE! This is a 15k chapter because, as always, I’ve lost control of my life and my fiction; I hope the length makes it worth the wait.

We return to your long-ago scheduled programming of angst (seriously, read the content warning), tooth-rotting fluff, and...

and now that I have FULLY cheapened the moment--as always, it means the world to me that people still read this fic and care about it, oh-so-many years after I first started sending it out into the world. It’s a comfort blanket for me, and I’ve really enjoyed working on this chapter and the second half of it that I hope won’t be as long of a wait.

[oraclebell17]

razz has planted in my mind the thought of a design fusion between Arval and Chaos (hadesgame) and i Need to do it.... but what do i combine between the two........

[rebelband]

[chaospossum]

Looking for Negan/TWD lovin pals!

Trying to make some more friends. React or reply/retweet this if you’d like me to DM to start a pal-ship!

[snailcorpseeater]

UM. INTRODUCTION! YAY

Hello! I go by Snail, and if you find out any other name I went by through others calling me that, you may call me those as well. It's like a little reward for knowing, a treasure hunt if you will. My pronouns are It/Its and They/Them! WARNING! MY OCs CONTAIN MANY, MANY POSSIBLY TRIGGERING TOPICS. LOOKING AT POSTS BELOW (if you're on my profile) WILL SHOW THIS. BOUNDARIES:

Do not flirt with me. I am a minor. Still applies if you are also a minor. No, not even joke flirting. Honestly, it scares me more. DO NOT make NSFW content that has to do with me or my OCs in any way. maybe you can say the adults are hot idk just don't go into details. Don't go too far when simping for the adults, if I ever even draw them.

You may DM me, but make sure to say why. PLEASE do not just say one word. Even if it seems funny, it will give me anxiety. I won't know how to respond, and it will freak me out. MORE MIGHT BE ADDED. EITHER AS IT HAPPENS OR AS I REMEMBER THEM. THANK YOU!!!!!!

[lord-of-chaos-enjoyer]

Hi I’m here now-

[chaoticsorceressztc]

You'd think I would have gotten one of these earlier, seeing as I draw Gardevoir all the time

[kyuuhakuninefold]

WHAT'S GOOD TUMBLR

It's ya boi, the man in the mask, KyuuhakuNinefold - most folks call me Kyuu

Immortal Chaos, 9th Lord of Madness, Gasmask and Trenchcoat wearing a Gasmask and Trenchcoat, PNGTuber. I deal in high fives, good vibes, bad times, sick rhymes and everything in between. I sometimes stream on twitch at this username.

...related note, I'm also horrendously bad at introductions.

In light of The Dying Bluebird Age, I've decided to sit my ass here. At least till y'all get sick of me.

Nice to meet y'all. And welcome to the Disorder.

[villainshit]

[thisearthycat]

nia chaosposting??

[oraclebell17]

arval 7 & 24?

7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?

i LOVE it when people show Arval as physically close with Shez!!! theres these two fanarts that show what i mean here and here- this one too makes me feel soft...... they are partners in destiny..........

also anytime they make them a little bit more creature makes me happy......... bugval beloved....

24. What other character from another fandom of yours that reminds you of them?

this is kinda hard to answer since like. idk how much more media i've gotten into since threehopes but..... chaos hadesgame perhaps??

arval (handshake) chaos

(canon enby) (live in a dark void few know of) (provide abilities to the protagonist) (generally affiliated with the element of darkness) (my gender)

[kurjat]

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[cellsshapedlikestars]

Thank you for taking the time to always answer/respond to my asks :). I love that you are chaosposting and a chaos writer lol. I hope you post soon :)

I like answering asks! Half the reason I'm still writing is because I really like the fandom aspect of it, the interaction. It's why I try to respond to all comments, too!