Words with Ichiya podcast for all those crazy kids out there
guest Murasaki
Ichiya: so what have you been doing Murasaki?I haven't talked to you in forever, since front roe tore ended.
Murasaki: I bought a house! It's a really nice house I was tired of living in an apartment. It's not a mansion, it's not huge it's enough space for me my drums nd my slug.
Ichiya: you bought a house?! You didn't tell me you were buying a house. You already moved in?
Murasaki: No that's, why I came here. I came here to ask you to help me move in. *Laughter*
Ichiya: Murasaki you really had me put you on my podcast just for you to ask me to help you move in? *Confused laughter*
Murasaki: yeah is that not- is that not something that normal folks do?
Ichiya: NO! *weeze* You could have just called me You didn't have to do all this.
*shared laughter*
Ichiya: oh my god ha haha. Okay I'll help you move in. *Sigh*
Murasaki: yay! Okay so now what?
Ichiya: what does a house look like? Is it nice ?
Murasaki: I have a picture. it has a skylight, It's a two-story house and a little room I'mma put plants in there, I might even make a garden have enough space you make a pool! You guys can come over-wait you can't get in the water nevermind.
Ichiya: The house looks nice what does it made out of brick?
Murasaki: it's made out of -I think it's made out of concrete and wood and house material. it's a really remote place, it's near the splatlands. I can actually see the turf war battles from my balcony so I can see little kiddos shoot each other with weapons.
Ichiya: dude that places in the middle of nowhere how are you going to get food, go to places? The nearest grocery store is like an hour away from the splatlands.
Murasaki: the bus
Ichiya: the bus?!? Are you serious about this Murasaki? Are you sure you made the right choice in buying this house this far away from civilizations, It seems like a hassle. Also there's a lot of crazy people on buses.
Murasaki: Not as crazy as me. Remember that time I picked a fight with that Viperfish.
Ichiya: yeah you threatening to stab him with one of your spinies
Murasaki: yeah I did! Also I'm everywhere in Inkopolis. I like to explore places when we go on tour, I don't hide away from the media like you guys. I'm in the public so much the paparazzi don't really care. I'll do The same thing here in the squat lands.
Ichiya: I can't argue with that logic.... I guess it's true.
Murasaki: hmmm
Ichiya: you know what kenatosis means?
Murasaki: what? I don't know. Why are you asking?
Ichiya:'I'm just trying to make conversation, you came all the way here just to ask me to help you to move into your house. Ikkan just came out with a song called kenitosis, I don't know what it means. I don't want to call him just to ask him what it means. I'll feel stupid.
Murasaki: yeah,yeah, yeah, yeah shut up I looked it up It means motion sickness.
Ichiya: what the hell would you name a song that?
Murasaki: remember when we had to cancel a gig on pearl's boat
Ichiya: oh yeah I remember ikkan got sea sick and we couldn't play
Murasaki: I listened to it. It's pretty good.
Ichiya: I like the baseline of it it's so.. ikkan, it's kind of funky though nice little beat to it. He's been reaching out to different genre. He has a solo album of just smooth jazz I think Taka's in it.
Murasaki: you know I still have one of his credit cards?
Ichiya: I'm sorry? Why? Does he know that you have his credit card? *Laughter*
Murasaki: he never asked for it back. It was when we were all living in the apartment complex and I did most of the shopping. He would give me his card to buy food and I guess we both forgot I had it. I use it sometimes
Ichiya: is he aware of this. This seems pretty illegal
Murasaki: I'm sure I bought a cook book with it once and a month later ikkan took money out of my account for the book I'm pretty sure he knows I have it
Ichiya: oh my God Murasaki. What are we going to do with you?
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