#charlotte rambles

[mydarlingdahlia]

Do y’all know when you obsess/hyperfixate on a fictional character (or real person you do you) so fucking hard that like you’re embarrassed to like look up their name and absolutely fold like those chairs your mom brought to your or your siblings sports games?

And it could be the most innocent fanart or picture of them right? No suspicious activities taking place whatsoever.

I could literally start blushing and thinking the most scandalous thoughts about them. (Preferably with me 🤭)

Like I’m being deadass rn

Maybe it’s because I’m mentally unstable lol

[charlottecbordeaux]

I can’t wait till I make a Cappuccino and Caramel Macchiato plush so Almond, Mari, Cappu, and Macchi can take over my bed making me sleep on the cold floor because I love them dearly-

[charlottesbookclub]

which plants each of the greens would get from the plant shop where i work 🪴🌱🌿🍃

y'all i am so sorry for my sporadic activity on this blog and also for the chaotic jumble of fandoms i keep posting about with no warning 😭

so i was kinda into hotd last season, and with the new trailers coming out i was thinking about it again and this idea came to me like a revelation from on high so i decided to curse you all with these headcanons as well

for context, i work at a houseplant shop and was watering my own plants today when i was seized by the vision of which plant(s) each of the greens would get from the shop

i guess this is kind of modern au but not really?? like i guess i sort of envisioned it as the characters walking out of the world/canon of the show and into the plant store and so that's the characterization i went with idk

anyway sorry this is so chaotic – here are the headcanons:

alicent – def something pretty basic but classic like a pothos or a philodendron. a marble queen pothos would be especially appropriate, so honestly that's what i would probably recommend if she asked. is able to keep it alive just fine but i'm just not sure i would recommend anything too much more demanding – i just feel like losing a plant would be too demoralizing for her. also i feel like she would be one of those people who would come in and be like "i need a plant that filters air bc i need clean air in my living space" and i'd have to put on my best customer service voice/smile and be like "well actually ma'am that's all of them – that's kind of like one of their main things" lmaoooo

criston – i truly do not believe that my mans could keep a plant alive; i'm just not convinced of it. i think he'd get a funky spiky little succulent or cactus and it would be dead within a week and he'd come back in and i'd recommend a snake plant (very hard to kill) and then he'd kill that too 💀 but also i think he'd be sooooooooo in denial about it and always come up with a bunch of other things that must've happened to it

aegon – also cannot keep a plant alive but is painfully self-aware about this fact. would def be one of those people who comes in, walks right up to the counter and instantly says "i need a plant i can't kill." so i'd point him to the snakes and zz's and he'd get either a nice black coral or golden hahnii snake plant. the funniest thing about this is that i'm convinced that aegon's snake plant would actually survive and criston would be sooooo pissed about it. like he wouldn't water it for weeks, and then when he finally remembered to, he accidentally (drunkenly) watered it with wine and it still lived and criston was fucking livid about it

aemond – would for sure have more success keeping plants alive than aegon or criston. i feel like he'd try to start with something cool but tricky, like a complicated carnivorous plant, and after excruciating months of going back and forth with it, it kinda just gives up because he tries to do everything precisely by the book rather than reading the signs of the actual living plant in front of him. he admits defeat only personally – he tells everyone else that he gave to plant to helaena. he comes back for something a little easier and goes for a nice dracaena marginata (yes, he did buy it mostly because the name sounds like "dragon" and also because it was spiky and cool). he's definitely able to keep that one alive and it lives in the corner of his chambers and he's secretly very proud of his success with it. also he does not even let criston or aegon so much as look at it lmao

helaena – my girl could buy anything in the whole store and keep it alive 😌😌 she for sure likes the "weirder" plants and has a whole bog garden situation of carnivorous plants aemond is insanely jealous of this but never admits it out loud. she's very drawn to strange-looking cacti and succulents, and also fun little novelty plants like goldfish plants, string of turtles/bananas/hearts/pearls, starfish snake plants, etc. also, whenever she comes in she always buys all of the scraggly discount plants because she feels bad for them and nurses them all back to health. she has not lost a single plant yet regardless of the state it was in when she got it, and she doesn't intend to start any time soon 😌

[clownified-by-diemannschaft]

My mum watching the Germany-Japan match with me: “Is that a child??? (referring to Musiala)”

[steelrosewrites]

The constant temptation to write a Harwin x Rhaenrya fanfic. I really shouldn't though, I have three Jonerys fics to finish writing.

[whymasi]

checo resignedly giving his place to max to let him by on team orders is giving me flashbacks of my previous contract job where I had to put up with one of my managers because the penalties for not finishing the contract length is quite costly for a broke student, and i just wanted to finish that contract in peace

[mydarlingdahlia]

I forgot I made this LMAO

[mydarlingdahlia]

I'm a sucker for men who think they're all big and tough or even hold their head a little higher on their shoulders than others and may have a high status or ranking in something, who also melt like putty in your hands.

Like awww you're some fearsome mafia boss, general, or have another high ranking of power? That's so cute I love that!!! <3

Now come over here and give me a kiss.

[mydarlingdahlia]

Don’t mind me over here just sobbing over a ship even though they’re literally cookies

THEY’RE REAL TO ME OKAY

*sobbing bitterly*

[mydarlingdahlia]

Okay fineeee I’ll give y’all the fanart 🙄

Have fun with it my honeybuns 😘🫶

Credits to: @KAMMI_LU on Twitter! (I refuse to call it x.)

-C

[mydarlingdahlia]

This feels illegal

I’m going to punch someone. Don’t know who, just someone.

-C

[mydarlingdahlia]

Big Announcement‼️‼️

YOU GUYS 😭😭 OMFG

So like you guys know I’ve mentioned my gf on here before?? And like we’ve been together since basically our sophomore years of high school (almost five years I think idk I suck at math 😭)

She’s 20 (her birthday is tomorrow) and I am 21

So for her birthday we are already up and spending the day together doing all of her favorite things. (Shopping, visiting friends, etc.)

And she knows this, since we planned it together, right? But, I left out one tiny detail.

After we finish the day with dinner, there’s this one dock by our house in the woods that’s really nice for nighttime picnics and stuff. We go there a lot, usually just to hang out.

But, what she doesn’t know, is that I am going to propose to her.

You guys can’t fully see it, but the ring says “all it takes is faith, trust, and a little bit of pixie dust.” I thought it’d be cute since she works at Disney. She’s working tonight, so she doesn’t know I bought the ring! (I’m gonna try to hide it from her she finds everything istg 😭)

I’ve got the ring, I’ve let my friends know, and everything is set in place. Now all I need to do is ask her…😅

Wish me luck!!

-C

[mydarlingdahlia]

GUYS IM SO FUCKING HAPPY IM CRYING RN

A CEASEFIRE HAS BEEN CALLED

153 VOTES IN FAVOR

WOOOOOOOO IM SO HAPPY IM GONNA GO SOB SOME MORE OH MY GOD

[charlottecbordeaux]

hah ypu got me there! Asdf that's a really believable cutscene XD

What can I say?

I’m a witch. I make stuff with magic-

And this magic is what I stole from Devsis EHEHEHEHHEHEHEEH /jk

Here have some more-

(The second one was a comm btw!)

[charlottecbordeaux]

Some Corone Cookie changes and additions

1. Coronet 👉 Corone (Corone is a Japanese bread btw that’s like a cone with custard in it)

2. Works at a bakery at Parfaedia but is getting fired

3. Always wondered if Cookies and desserts were the same.

4. Would try out and find magic books or stuff witches left behind.

5. Has a bit of Yandere in her maybe

6. Is penpals with Cotton Candy

7. Has never had close friends or had anyone accepted her due to her weird hobbies and personality